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@@NessieNep I’m getting sick and tired of people calling JK Rowling a TERF. she might say transphobic things occasionally, but that doesn’t mean she’s trans exclusionary. also, I’m trans and even I think it’s fucking stupid to act like everything trans-related is so obvious and easy and shouldn’t be up for debate.
I like how she didn't immediately let go of Jeremy once he stopped struggling and kept holding him for a while. Probably not her first time drowning someone.
If it was decently written (tall order for fan fiction, I know), I’d read it. It just raises so many questions. How did Harry end up there? Are we to assume he used that hourglass thing to go back to the 1800s? If so, did he have to go to the insane trouble of turning it over again and again for such a long trip back (it’d take so long to turn it that he might have to factor that time in as well)? Did he use floo powder to get to America? WHY did he go on this weird trip? Does he have to avoid changing the past, or can he use his magic to help Harriet free the slaves?
@@TBustah when Harry went to past to see the patronus that saved him and it turned out it was time traveling Harry who did it kinda implies whatever they do in the past is like already fated to happen. As to the spinning amd getting to America maybe the rapid spinning is a malfunction and the teleport is part of that. Like something hits it to start it spinning on its own indefinitely before they can stop it and since they went back so far the position of the Earth was different enough to move them over that far or some other vague thing like that
@@bluecanine3374 Actually, the entire galaxy moves through space as everything revolves around its center. Basically, imagine a spinning top on an elevator as it goes up. So, Harry would probably be sent to the point in space where the planet was in the present but hadn’t arrived yet in the past if the device worked like that. Even if the center of the galaxy were stationary and nothing moved on its Z axis, don’t forget that the Earth revolves around the sun. If he left at one part of the year in the present and arrived too much earlier or too much later in the year in the past, there’d still be no Earth for him to land on. Either way you slice it, Harry would most likely be suffocating in the vacuum of space rather than being transported to America, but you’ve got an interesting idea there. I’ve wondered how to solve this very problem for a time travel story I’m writing (rest assured, it’s not any sort of fan fiction), and have kicked around the idea of exploiting Einstein’s theory about gravity stretching time. Maybe gravity would still have a hold on you as you traveled through time, keeping you in more or less the same point in the physical space. The fire trails left by the Delorean in BTTF kind of imply something like this. I don’t know enough of the science to know if this idea would even hold up, but it’s a comedy, so I can always play it for laughs. It was more of a play on words to begin with anyway.
I mean think about it Voldemort is seen how many times and no one thought to bring one single firearm not even a 9mm, like dude this guy has 7 lives 8 counting Harry that's not even a whole clip. Accio a freaking M16 and mow these magic nazis back to the fucking stone age with good old johnny lead lol
@@acecommanderjoker3926 yeah, him being red with rage at the idea of changing anything was my assumption, seeing as I have seen that reaction to the idea that the past wasn't very good and things that were just accepted then should be changed. I just took the "I have a feeling that should change soon" as hopeless nievite by the teacher, like the kind that caused her to invite Jermy in and increase the "death by meltdown" rate by 18x. Honestly the joke works either way.
Think about that for a second. There are literally limitless ways she could have killed Jeremy that would have been quick and painless and 'humane'. Instead she chose to drown him with her bare hands. You know she had been thinking about it for a while and that she enjoyed every second of it.
@@pyrrhicvictory6707 I just realized that if he becomes a ghost it's going to be even more of a pain for her. He would probably make Peeves look friendly and reserved by comparison.
Idk if my mum was, but she used to work with special needs students at her local college (I’m special needs myself - “HFA”). I think she might have been a teaching assistant, as she worked as one in a primary school a long time ago.
If innocent stray dogs and cats get put down all the time I see no reason to let Jeremy live. Besides it's always nice to see special ed teachers set the appropriate boundaries.
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I like how Jeremy also first appeared in the start when he took a bite out of the painting. My head canon is that he thought he would get magical powers if he ate something supernatural.
@@MajorGeneralVeers yeah, from priori incantatum. Not the same. And I think only wizards can be ghosts in canon, not that only wizards have an afterlife.
Yeah but “Harry Potter and the portrait of what looks like a large pile of ash” is definitely more canon then this... Harry, Ron and Hermione: “we’re the only people who matters, you’re never goner get rid of us” Most canon it gets.
@@cerebrophage7709 yes it is more special for you. Now understand that appearances are not what they seem so try your best to keep an open mind and maybe you shall further your understanding
I can relate. I have a fairly nonsensical blog where I post random shit on Tumblr - I mostly use the platform because it's fairly easy to customize - but it really does expose you to desperate fans who just won't let a franchise die. I came into the Potterverse a little on the late side, so I was more prone to seeing the criticisms - and later on, JKR's own problems - in some scenarios, rather than idolizing the work. It just makes it all the more baffling when you end up with so-called "reality shifters" who swear up and down that they can enter this parallel universe where an adult Draco Malfoy's had three kids with them. They're so convinced of that notion that normal dreams that don't pack certain Potter-themed lucid dreaming components freak them out. "I can't shift to Hogwarts anymore" is a sentence I've seen in some blog replies, typed by actual flesh-and-blood humans. And I'm just thankful that "reality shifting" never became a thing in the days of Jack the Ripper or even Anne Rice's initial first few years of fame... I'm all for having a vivid imagination if that helps you transpose fun things to a page or a canvas or sketching pad, but defining your entire sense of Self in accordance with the themes of a corporate-owned setting is incredibly sad.
1:20 You just KNOW that in reality he gave a whole 10 minute speech, only to have that 5 second clip of him be the only thing to make it into the documentary.
@@Dazecat11 not sure if they can do much. they might be able to "appear" to explode. but they wont die from it. but they definitively qualify to become ghosts as they need to have some unresolved issue. (understanding jeremy)
@@SpuddyWesker No, you can't equate the special ones with the downies. The special ones are just too damn special. They are in a category of their own. An extra special category, nonetheless. Think of the special ones!
@@amandalynn4979 I'm thinking they are referring to obscurials, like Arianna Dumbledore? Of course, untrained wizards blowing themselves up during a meltdown makes sense in universe, as magic is clearly dependant on emotion. It's never explicitly addressed in the books except for the unforgivable curses, but its present from chapter 2 of the first book. A meltdown feels like your very being is self destructing, so magic taking its cue from that seems logical.
@@Rebhussy You can't become an obscurus if you don't know you are magical to begin with, else every muggleborn would be an obscurus. The 2 months every summer is not enough time to create an obscurus either.
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Ms. Spanelli may honestly be the most wholesome character FlashGitz has made. Minus the murder, but considering it was a Potterhead, I consider it more of a mercy kill. Edit: Lewis Bryce was right, it wasn't a child.
Maybe it’s time that you read a new book or find something else to obsess over, pal. I am 24 and partake in cartoons every now and then for comfort, but I at least diversify my dopamine assets, dude.
@@MadisonJackson-zy3dm Honestly, as long as it isn't harming anyone, it's fine to like that kind of stuff. That or bring back the colosseum spectacles and let unarmed religious minorities fight beasts. That must have been whole new level of dopamine for the spectators.
Whenever I meet an adult diehard Harry Potter fan I just tell them to read the green mile by Stephen king and then I follow them home and beat them to death but that’s another story
Don - "So, how can we min/max offending normal people, the mentally challenged and an entire fan base, all simultaneously?" Tom - "I've got a few ideas."
I'd totally buy a copy of Harry Potter and The Underground Railroad. Malfoy is The Golden snitch because he tells the slave traders where their escape tunnel was hidden.
@@Takisan111 the ghosts aren't really ghosts in Harry Potter, it's just a spell to leave an imprint behind. The wizards don't know what happens after death either.
@@Rinesmyth There's two sounds (at least for what I can tell) one being the desk creaking and the other is like shuffling which, based on what the teacher said about wanting to change the standards of the wizarding world, implies she doing some... favors... to accomplish her goals.
the mental gymnastics required to make this compatible with canon is less than the cursed child because, while Dumbledore died in 1997, his painting is still there in 2021 of course.
I can take pride knowing that I'm 29 and have never watched nor read any harry potter, yet still understand how weird it is for others my age to still obsess over the franchise 20 years later....
Same here. Although I must say, out of curiosity, I once took two weeks to read the books and watch the movies, and if that stuff would've come out when I was around 10, I'd probably have jumped onto it like everybody else.
And magic isn't real, just a theme that the school has embraced. Quidditch is just the kids in full pads with a foam noodle broomstick in a football field. Follow up lads?
@@Melmaster3 James was drunk and threw the bottle. Voldemort actually came to stop James alcoholic abuse, but because he looks different, he took the blame for everything.
I know that this has been pointed out, but not only have these guy's dissed a certain part of the fan base, but also had managed to call out the entirety of the special education system.
I was friends with a deaf girl who went to special ed classes for subjects like math and english, but was with the regular class for things like PE and art, and it wasnt hard to see that special ed really does make it harder for the higher functioning students to realize their full potential. They are viewed as complete morons, talked down to, and not allowed to work on their own, and its sad to see.
@@maximillian1109 that’s true but, it sounds like you don’t think they undermine the full potential of “lower functioning” people NEARLY as much as you believe they undermine a “higher functioning” persons potential, maybe they should all be given the choice to work alone and not be talked down to.
If he's a muggle, Jeremy shouldn't even be acquainted with the wizarding world. Even if he was getting a Deathly Hallows Tattoo, that doesn't mean Mrs. Spanelli should have brought him into Hogwarts. Plus, he's mean, selfish, and an absolute bully. He's the exact opposite of ALL the standards of a Hufflepuff (kind, helpful, and generally good-natured).
@@cerebrophage7709 yeah, and the way they draw the faces is kind of messed up. Someone having limited mobility in their facial muscles isn't really that funny.
The most difficult of choices require the strongest of wills. You did the right thing. Honestly if you cheat on her you’re not at fault...she’s a HP maniac.
Can we just appreciate that these guys know how to make entertaining Raid Shadow Legends commercials? And that Don is now canonically a cloverfield type monster with the glassy eyes and gangly fingers.
You know when (in a kid show) there is an annoying, rude and generally hated and an a**hole and nothing bad happens to them except them getting a micro ticking off, this is that but the end is different 😊
I don’t understand how you could help a someone obsessed with Harry Potter by taking him to Hogwarts that’s like trying to help an alcoholic by having them work at a brewery
Lol Sadly if you were a goblin the Potter world is actually safer than others at least goblins there have jobs are allowed inside magical groceries stores, ever seen a goblin in Minas Tirith? Maybe only their heads staked on pikes, nope they stay down down in goblin town lol
So I work in an escape room that's magically themed... the amount of 20-something people that come in there in full-blown Harry Potter gear is astounding.
I used to work at a sports bar and it was the same there. The amount of people coming in dressed like they were part of a football team in their jerseys was crazy.
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I like how Jeremy, the "normal but obsessed with Harry Potter" kid is the one that was eating the painting.
@ JEREMY
And also is actually a 29-year-old manchild
Perhaps he wanted a taste of Hogwarts
That's kinda the point bro.
@@ajanimation8239 nice one
"29 and still obssessed with Harry Potter"
this joke is why this animated short was made in the first place
And usually women hahaha. Specially if they are from twitter.
@Eye Patch Guy absolutely
I kinda felt attacked, not gonna lie
@@anthonycurby4606 sorry, it just me casting a curse spell on you
@@MyLittleZergling (snorts and pushes non existent glasses up nose) you'd have better luck casting a hex ciz it's less dangerous. Noob
My sister had a Harry Potter themed wedding. This is my therapy.
Show this to her
You poor, tortured soul...
would she...would she explode like the kids by overwhelming?
Wtf
That sounds awesome
"Jeremy and the Short Train" needs to be its own canon storyline in the Harry Potter universe.
Of course Jeremy would change race and Sexuality depending on what's trending and J.K. Rowling's current whimsy ..
Jeremy and the chamber of the dud bloods 🤣🤣🤣
@@JoshG1981 ❤️❤️❤️
I cannot tell if Dumbledore was pissed or trying really hard not to laugh. I think he was really trying not to explode from laughing.
He was being calm
@@alexdionisos Having goblet of fire flashbacks.
I figured it was a play on "don't hold your breathe"... I thought it was really clever
I think she's blowing him under the table.
As it cuts to him right after she said. We'll get that change soon though
@@phillipcaihoang8845 oh, riiight! I suppose they weren't allowed to make that clearer 😂
When the meme teacher in this video is more sympathetic and likeable than most characters in actual movies and tv shows
Right! Meatcanyon nailed his voice work
Also when she's more likable than TERF JK.
@@NessieNep I’m getting sick and tired of people calling JK Rowling a TERF. she might say transphobic things occasionally, but that doesn’t mean she’s trans exclusionary. also, I’m trans and even I think it’s fucking stupid to act like everything trans-related is so obvious and easy and shouldn’t be up for debate.
Indeed.
Did you miss the part were she drowned a muggle
I like how she didn't immediately let go of Jeremy once he stopped struggling and kept holding him for a while. Probably not her first time drowning someone.
.....are you alright man? Like in the head?
Yeah, she knows what she's doing
noticed that too thats extra attention to detail thats why i love this channel
He wasn't the first Jeremy...
@@Cooldude-ko7ps I mean it’s a fair observation. So he likes attention to detail.
To think all those exploding Dudbloods are on the teacher's hands because she thought she could save a Harry Potter fan by giving him his wish.
I feel bad for laughing but the short train got me good.
SHAWT TRAIN SHAWDY!!!!
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True got me good
Why feel bad? Funny is funny.
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck and sad is sad, and sometimes you can have both at the same time.
Let's be honest tho, Jeremy's cover drawing for the railroad is pretty detailed.
@Karsielatee Watkins or a dictator
If it was decently written (tall order for fan fiction, I know), I’d read it. It just raises so many questions. How did Harry end up there? Are we to assume he used that hourglass thing to go back to the 1800s? If so, did he have to go to the insane trouble of turning it over again and again for such a long trip back (it’d take so long to turn it that he might have to factor that time in as well)? Did he use floo powder to get to America? WHY did he go on this weird trip? Does he have to avoid changing the past, or can he use his magic to help Harriet free the slaves?
@@TBustah when Harry went to past to see the patronus that saved him and it turned out it was time traveling Harry who did it kinda implies whatever they do in the past is like already fated to happen.
As to the spinning amd getting to America maybe the rapid spinning is a malfunction and the teleport is part of that. Like something hits it to start it spinning on its own indefinitely before they can stop it and since they went back so far the position of the Earth was different enough to move them over that far or some other vague thing like that
@@bluecanine3374 Actually, the entire galaxy moves through space as everything revolves around its center. Basically, imagine a spinning top on an elevator as it goes up. So, Harry would probably be sent to the point in space where the planet was in the present but hadn’t arrived yet in the past if the device worked like that. Even if the center of the galaxy were stationary and nothing moved on its Z axis, don’t forget that the Earth revolves around the sun. If he left at one part of the year in the present and arrived too much earlier or too much later in the year in the past, there’d still be no Earth for him to land on. Either way you slice it, Harry would most likely be suffocating in the vacuum of space rather than being transported to America, but you’ve got an interesting idea there.
I’ve wondered how to solve this very problem for a time travel story I’m writing (rest assured, it’s not any sort of fan fiction), and have kicked around the idea of exploiting Einstein’s theory about gravity stretching time. Maybe gravity would still have a hold on you as you traveled through time, keeping you in more or less the same point in the physical space. The fire trails left by the Delorean in BTTF kind of imply something like this. I don’t know enough of the science to know if this idea would even hold up, but it’s a comedy, so I can always play it for laughs. It was more of a play on words to begin with anyway.
Yeah.. if only his resumee was as detailed
“When you hear the word Hogwarts, Down’s syndrome isn’t the first thing to come to mind”
Well, it’s not the last word to come to mind either
Not the first thing to come to mind......but she did say, she was looking to change that.
I am sure is still top 10 in the vocabulary
I think it's the word right after "Hogwarts"
I mean think about it Voldemort is seen how many times and no one thought to bring one single firearm not even a 9mm, like dude this guy has 7 lives 8 counting Harry that's not even a whole clip. Accio a freaking M16 and mow these magic nazis back to the fucking stone age with good old johnny lead lol
Considering the canonical inbreeding of the wizard in society. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a large prevalence of disabilities.
Love how the disabled kid rage quits over the Underground Railroad fanfic.
Remember everyone if this gets taken down by the studio it's officially canon
Wabbit season
@@alfieag2766 Duck season
The animation is pretty much the martydom Perk in cod
Bugs bunny is actually a rapist as the first reply referenced
I don't understand this joke, someone help
So the Wizarding World started having their equivalent of TV Shows I guess
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"You think kids raised on Harry Potter and Hunger Games are just gonna give up? Silly adult!"
-29 year old
That part infuriated me, I'm glad the video had a happy ending for Jeremy :)
@dwh Who's Caitlyn?
I was in that crowd, but I hated hunger games. Kids killing kids was a massive turn off.
This is a real quote... from a real person... in real protest
BAHAHA its true though!! You boomers think us adults will give up on thy hunger games and harry potter?! no no no..
Dumbledore substitutes face turning as red as it is, his nails scraping the des-just his WHOLE being in that state is my spirit animal XD
Your spirit animal is getting blown by the special ed teacher under your desk for the sake of changing your vernacular? Mine too buddy, mine too.
@@Sasq420 holy shit that thought never crossed my mind! That's hilarious XD I thought he was holding in rage
He looks very “calm”....
I was looking for this comment lol
@@acecommanderjoker3926 yeah, him being red with rage at the idea of changing anything was my assumption, seeing as I have seen that reaction to the idea that the past wasn't very good and things that were just accepted then should be changed.
I just took the "I have a feeling that should change soon" as hopeless nievite by the teacher, like the kind that caused her to invite Jermy in and increase the "death by meltdown" rate by 18x.
Honestly the joke works either way.
I didn't see the Twist at 1:58 and 2:05 is just salt in the wound
You are in every video in youtube, how
i dont get it
Big oof
@@aurangutan3452 You must be an adult woman who identifies as a Hufflepuff then.
@@ChibsterofNurgy i dont know a thing about Harry potty
"But like most of his generation, he's 29. And still obsessed with harry potter."
😂😂
Oh men, I was a potterhead, fortunely I decided to be a better person, now in the beginning of my adult life I'm trying to be away of pottertards.
I feel so personally attacked
"mostly you see this in women" that part is so true
@@memphissawyer5705 I confirmed, personally I only know women and gay dudes which defend Harry Potter like a beautiful films
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Think about that for a second. There are literally limitless ways she could have killed Jeremy that would have been quick and painless and 'humane'. Instead she chose to drown him with her bare hands. You know she had been thinking about it for a while and that she enjoyed every second of it.
And the "for kids like-" implies this has happened before for her
On the plus side, Moaning Mertle now has a new friend.
@@pyrrhicvictory6707 Then I feel bad for her lol.
Nahh, he caused the deaths of 3 kids every month.
This was only fair
@@pyrrhicvictory6707 I just realized that if he becomes a ghost it's going to be even more of a pain for her. He would probably make Peeves look friendly and reserved by comparison.
My mother is a special Ed teacher and this actually sounds very accurate
Idk if my mum was, but she used to work with special needs students at her local college (I’m special needs myself - “HFA”). I think she might have been a teaching assistant, as she worked as one in a primary school a long time ago.
KIDS EXPLODE?
Just because she taught you things does NOT mean she is a Special Ed teacher.
So she drowns special ed students when there's only one solution.
Drowning included?
The fate of Jeremy was more satisfying than I’d like to admit.
Like that scene where Voldemort dies by becoming dust in the air, all that hard work paying off in the end.
Hail yes
If innocent stray dogs and cats get put down all the time I see no reason to let Jeremy live. Besides it's always nice to see special ed teachers set the appropriate boundaries.
As someone who's part of special ed classes, I can say this is somewhat accurate
Try not to explode!
Are you the Jeremy of the class?
same
Same
I used to be in that hell aswell and yes this is quite accurate.
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@@primalconvoy r/whoosh
@@primalconvoy bro it's a joke
I wonder who really plays this crap, in addition to being pre-written and paid to win.
The ads are catching up to the actual content if not equal to. I love it
"The special needs wizards do explode when they're overwhelmed."
As a fellow disabled person myself, I can verify this to be accurate!
Lol same 😂😂😂
Felt
Real.😹
I like how Jeremy also first appeared in the start when he took a bite out of the painting. My head canon is that he thought he would get magical powers if he ate something supernatural.
Well duh except regular Ole human bodies just can't process magic and therefore mental damage
Possibly some liver
Lies again? HDB Paris Highest Points
You seem to be especial too
But if you kill Jeremy within the castle you’re actually satisfying his desire to remain at Hogwarts since he will become a ghost.
Wasn't there something about "Only Wizards have an afterlife" in the HP world or something?
U just gave them the idea for the sequel.
@@issabeganovic8822 The muggle undertaker that Voldemort killed in book 4 appeared as a ghost to Harry.
@@MajorGeneralVeers yeah, from priori incantatum. Not the same. And I think only wizards can be ghosts in canon, not that only wizards have an afterlife.
He can hook up with Moaning Myrtle.
Bro not gonna lie when I went to America (I'm from England) and the amount of women who are obsessed with Harry Potter is madness.
The idea that you might secretly be special is pretty appealing.
I'm a girl and like the magic in Harry Potter but not a Harry Potter fan anymore. Harry potter confuses me.
@@Octopugilist You mean special or “special”
Here in France is conv, some conv talks about Harry potter and i dont have seen the crazy HP fans or "reality shifters fans" like americans says
It's mostly died down. And most people have just shut the fuck up at this point lmao. Thankfully
Oh god this was gold! "Stop eating my world you little monster!" favorite part! Besides the drowning of course!
More Canon than the Puppet Pals and The Cursed Child.
Nah puppet pals is the most canon
*You take that back you swine*
Who gives a shit
@@trollking6315 not ever, this video is VERY good but im blinded by nostalgia
Yeah but “Harry Potter and the portrait of what looks like a large pile of ash” is definitely more canon then this...
Harry, Ron and Hermione: “we’re the only people who matters, you’re never goner get rid of us”
Most canon it gets.
“But for kids like Jeremy, there’s usually only one solution.”
A final solution, if you will.
@@phantomspaceman mercy killing
@@phantomspaceman Getting shipped to the chamber.
Harry Potter: The Chamber of Showers.
@@Grissbane Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Zyklon B.
Despite it being as dark as it is, this is quite wholesome compared to some of their other works.
Kinda hard for me to watch, being that I have an autistic son.
@@cerebrophage7709 I’m an autistic child but I found it hilarious, also this is mainly Down syndrome
@@cerebrophage7709 that makes it special for you lucky
@@jarjarbinks4243 Eh, not really. Seriously seems to be made to mock the neurodiverse.
@@cerebrophage7709 yes it is more special for you. Now understand that appearances are not what they seem so try your best to keep an open mind and maybe you shall further your understanding
2:20 Harry Potter helping Harriet Tubman save the slaves will stay in my head rent free 😂😂😂😂 golden 😂😂
O god how did I miss that lol
This is legit all Rowling’s been doing with the harry potter universe for the past 5 years
This and hating trans women
@@mikerotch7606 balls
@@mikerotch7606 She what??
@@mikerotch7606 Men?
@@chiroh145 yes men
This is definitely not canon...I've never seen an adult Harry Potter fan that high functioning or coherent.
you fucking rule dude😂🥜😂
@@shanthegamer21 I think you might want to re read that. It’s gold.
This was beautiful
Still a step up from weebs
I can relate. I have a fairly nonsensical blog where I post random shit on Tumblr - I mostly use the platform because it's fairly easy to customize - but it really does expose you to desperate fans who just won't let a franchise die.
I came into the Potterverse a little on the late side, so I was more prone to seeing the criticisms - and later on, JKR's own problems - in some scenarios, rather than idolizing the work. It just makes it all the more baffling when you end up with so-called "reality shifters" who swear up and down that they can enter this parallel universe where an adult Draco Malfoy's had three kids with them. They're so convinced of that notion that normal dreams that don't pack certain Potter-themed lucid dreaming components freak them out. "I can't shift to Hogwarts anymore" is a sentence I've seen in some blog replies, typed by actual flesh-and-blood humans.
And I'm just thankful that "reality shifting" never became a thing in the days of Jack the Ripper or even Anne Rice's initial first few years of fame... I'm all for having a vivid imagination if that helps you transpose fun things to a page or a canvas or sketching pad, but defining your entire sense of Self in accordance with the themes of a corporate-owned setting is incredibly sad.
When she said:"Ok, everyone grab your invisible cloak" i knew this video was gonna be magical.
1:20 You just KNOW that in reality he gave a whole 10 minute speech, only to have that 5 second clip of him be the only thing to make it into the documentary.
Don't drown them in the school. That's how you get new Ghosts.
Do it out on the edge of the grounds. Keeps out intruders.
not to worry.
only wizards can turn into ghosts.
@@-Big_Big oh, okay, carry-on-then
@@-Big_Big Not sure if that would work with Jeremy. Or the fact that there are more ghosts in the castle thanks to him. Can Ghosts explode again?
@@Dazecat11 not sure if they can do much. they might be able to "appear" to explode. but they wont die from it. but they definitively qualify to become ghosts as they need to have some unresolved issue. (understanding jeremy)
"When you hear Hogwarts, the first thing you think isn't usually Down Syndrome."
Well that's a lie
Depends on age of who says it
"Well that was a fucking lie."
Autism comes to mind over Down Syndrome.. but either way
@@Ssonelol basically the same thing anyway in effect.
@@SpuddyWesker No, you can't equate the special ones with the downies. The special ones are just too damn special. They are in a category of their own. An extra special category, nonetheless. Think of the special ones!
2:05 That's exactly how I imagine the Hufflepuff in Pottermore saying it in the exact tone of voice.
Pottermore... Now that brings memories...
that hurts..... that really hurts
@@nwojunkie 4 real
What is Pottermore?
@@shadowmoon1657 is used to be site officoal harry potter site before The wizarding world
The fact that Rowling made the "the special needs wizards do explode when they're overwhelmed." canon is hilarious.
Im sorry she WHAT
@@amandalynn4979 Obscurials.
@@amandalynn4979 I'm thinking they are referring to obscurials, like Arianna Dumbledore?
Of course, untrained wizards blowing themselves up during a meltdown makes sense in universe, as magic is clearly dependant on emotion. It's never explicitly addressed in the books except for the unforgivable curses, but its present from chapter 2 of the first book.
A meltdown feels like your very being is self destructing, so magic taking its cue from that seems logical.
@@the_last_balladI still find it stupid, how the fuck harry didnt end up with a obscurial after all the shit he went throught with the dursley
@@Rebhussy You can't become an obscurus if you don't know you are magical to begin with, else every muggleborn would be an obscurus. The 2 months every summer is not enough time to create an obscurus either.
The ad really just shows Don at his normal height
The meta on the Don voice is going to get out of control soon, when you are 80% asshole there is a lot of space to disapear up inside.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear so
@@AxxLAfriku Yout video bad.
break other foot off.
eat it for content.
"For kids like jeremy, there's only one solution -- a final solution....."
3:15
Waiting for this to get over 1,400 likes
@@davidweikle9921 you meen, six million likes?
*get reichrolled*
This comment. This comment.
Endlösung
Jeremy is the most hufflepuff kid that has ever existed, hands down.
Little tidbit you guys might have missed is that theres a lot more down in the cartoon!
Hands down syndrom you mean?
@@slumberbalu3098 He’s actually normal he just refuses to let go of Harry Potter. (A homage to fan girls...)
Legit the least lol
There's more down than just the hands.
That animation while she was drowning that man was to die for
"We usually only see only see this level of Potter-induced disability in women", yep sounds about right.
That’s true
Yep
I mean, if it's true it's true. I have yet to meet a guy like that but there are definitely plenty of women like that.
The sheer number of grown women I've met with deathly hallows tats is staggering, fo sho.
@@seanticleer4915 bit generous calling them grown. Physically sure
Jeremy, a 29 year old Harry Potter fan so powerful that he could make dudbloods explode at will.
It was obvious he had to die.
I thought it was kinda funny. Talk about triggering. XD
Ms. Spanelli may honestly be the most wholesome character FlashGitz has made.
Minus the murder, but considering it was a Potterhead, I consider it more of a mercy kill.
Edit: Lewis Bryce was right, it wasn't a child.
Man was 29, so I think you mean ‘manchild murder’
She ended his misery
@@plaguegaming1733 the Texas way
I'm pretty sure that the name Spanelli is a recess reference
i expected avada cadabra tbh
He's 29 and still obsessed with Harry Potter..... And I took that personal 💀
maybe you should.
Maybe it’s time that you read a new book or find something else to obsess over, pal.
I am 24 and partake in cartoons every now and then for comfort, but I at least diversify my dopamine assets, dude.
@@MadisonJackson-zy3dm Honestly, as long as it isn't harming anyone, it's fine to like that kind of stuff. That or bring back the colosseum spectacles and let unarmed religious minorities fight beasts. That must have been whole new level of dopamine for the spectators.
I feel bad for laughing at this but the “For kids like Jeremy, there’s only one solution” part, I died laughing
And Jeremy just plain old died.
To be fair it was the only way to save his soul
Jeremy is now playing scrabble with dumbledore in white King Cross Station now.
@@priyachoudhary9896 May god rest his soul I guess
A final solution
God, Dumbledore's face after Spanelli hoped for change.
I'm assuming she was under the desk, convincing him, right? 😅
@@JohnDoe-zw8vx had to be, although my first reaction watching this I thought he looked really pissed off for some reason.😂
@@arkon6964 I thought so too but now you get me thinking he's trying not to laugh his ass off
He looks very calm.
@@mushroomhead3619 As calm as when he asked Harry if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire.
The "Harry Potter and the Underground Railroad" part had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
that is so true though the underground railroad. i too would probably explode when i saw that. 🤣
Up next: The Winx Club participating in the Holocaust.
@@slyninja4444 HAHAHAHAHA
I'm crying at that part
i dont get it. can someone explain?
Honestly I lost it at the invisibility cloaks at the beginning I knew what was coming 😂😂😂😂
Harry Potter helping Harriet Tubman Free the slaves is a statement I never thought I would ever hear
It was glorious
Bruh... That painting fucked me up lmfao
"Goblins" the fuck hahaha
Harry Potter and the adults who should've read another book by now
Who said i read it over and over
Audible hehehe
Whenever I meet an adult diehard Harry Potter fan I just tell them to read the green mile by Stephen king and then I follow them home and beat them to death but that’s another story
@@laznoland4558 I tell them to read of mice and men and show them my bunny 🐰
@@ln7929 Lenny
@@ln7929 you are playing a dangerous game with that, man...
Don - "So, how can we min/max offending normal people, the mentally challenged and an entire fan base, all simultaneously?"
Tom - "I've got a few ideas."
I didn't see any normal people in that video.
@@greylithwolf So you included the poor Mrs. Spanelli into the mentally challenged?
People get offended by satire?
@@CsStoker Will it make you feel better if i tell you they don't?
@@CsStoker if they get offended, are they ACTUALLY people? Or are they "people"?
The fact dud bloods are shown as raven claws perplexed me
This really is a special edition. You can't deny
I'd totally buy a copy of Harry Potter and The Underground Railroad. Malfoy is The Golden snitch because he tells the slave traders where their escape tunnel was hidden.
I’m fucking dead.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@adumbynamedconor5173so is jeremy
I'd buy that too
Lmao
Now Jeremy's going to haunt the toilets, and make people listen to his smutty fan fic
Can muggles even become ghosts?
@@Takisan111 Muggles don't have souls.
@@Takisan111 the ghosts aren't really ghosts in Harry Potter, it's just a spell to leave an imprint behind. The wizards don't know what happens after death either.
i, kinda wanna hear those fan fics....
Maybe I will, maybe I won’t
I have a friend named Jeremy who is in his 30's and loves HP. This hits home. Difference is he claims he is a Gryffindore.
3:17
"but some times there only one solution for kids like Jeremy"
Me:"a shotgun"
*Drowning Jeremy*
Me:"close enough"
It is ... acceptable
love that ending
@A Catalan Liam but then again it's the safest way for them to not come back with two clean shots from a double barrel straight to the brains
Its relatively cleaner I guess
She just made him a house ghost
Props to whoever made that masterful artwork of Harry Potter and the Underground Railroad.
Ditto. I would buy a print of that.
I want a shirt with it
I want a movie directed by quintin tarantino
It was me!
thanks! me and m-Morrokhai had a bit of a collab
I appreciate the little detail where she drowns Jeremy in the same bathroom as the one Moaning Myrtle was killed in.
Myrtle was probably a Harry Potter fan too. I mean look at her...
@@alexduranceau9695 she was played by a 40 year old woman lol
@@princemwamba5230 so that's a advance form of the Harry Potter fan syndrom then?
@@princemwamba5230 Really? lol Well I have some pictures to delete and some self realization to contemplate over in the mirror for a few hours.
He would have wanted it that way.
The idea of “Harry Potter and the Underground Railroad” has broken me, quite possibly the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
“Stop eating my world, little monster!” *Galactus*
JERAMY
galactus doesnt have a world... hes the one who eats the worlds....
1:37 Dumbledore conducted the interview calmly
Listen to that part again. He isn't angry, it's just Mrs Spanelli being busy.
@@davidgomez7882 I had headphones on and I still didn't really hear anything
@@Rinesmyth There's two sounds (at least for what I can tell) one being the desk creaking and the other is like shuffling which, based on what the teacher said about wanting to change the standards of the wizarding world, implies she doing some... favors... to accomplish her goals.
It looked like, based on his reaction, she was using to much teeth
the mental gymnastics required to make this compatible with canon is less than the cursed child because, while Dumbledore died in 1997, his painting is still there in 2021 of course.
Flashgitz needs to make next years Super Bowl ads. Only channel I don't skip the paid sponsored part.
Don't forget meatcanyon, I'd also like to see him make superbowl ads.
Imagine they do an ad for an adult movie,
Just imagine the possibilities.
@@manubishe That'd be funny to see.
@@wisconsinking323 Also, I'd toss in Internet Historian.
@@wisconsinking323 He did do his Superbowl video earlier this year.
I can take pride knowing that I'm 29 and have never watched nor read any harry potter, yet still understand how weird it is for others my age to still obsess over the franchise 20 years later....
Same here. Although I must say, out of curiosity, I once took two weeks to read the books and watch the movies, and if that stuff would've come out when I was around 10, I'd probably have jumped onto it like everybody else.
The girl screeching while face down on the floor was hilarious 1:45
eeEeEEeeeeEEEEEE
@@AdrianDaWeeb wor
@@AdrianDaWeeb wot
You could really see the pain in her eyes as she drowns the life out of him
She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner.
She did what had to be done.
Then she should use the killing curse just to be sure
The funny part for me is that Jeremy, being the "normal"one, still eats part of the painting.
I love how Jeremy was the one eating the painting
This is what happens when purebloods try to 'Keep it in the family.'
Well they blow up eventually to whateves...
Oh my god this was so good!!
Oh hey you still exist
Everybody gangsta till your anger issues literally causes you to explode in a cloud of Glitter, blood and generic twinkling sound effects
I miss you
Wonder if They'll see his ghost in the bathroom 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
7 months and no new uploads yet here you are commenting
I was expecting Hogwarts just to be a special Ed school on its own. Like Harry, Ron and Hermione are actually all special students. XD
And magic isn't real, just a theme that the school has embraced. Quidditch is just the kids in full pads with a foam noodle broomstick in a football field.
Follow up lads?
@@sctumminello Lily and James Potter are actually related.
@@datemasamune2904 Harry’s scar is just a genetic issue due to incest
@@Melmaster3 James was drunk and threw the bottle. Voldemort actually came to stop James alcoholic abuse, but because he looks different, he took the blame for everything.
Sirius turning into a dog is just schizophrenia. Also zoophilia when... you know...
"Harry Potter and the underground railroad"
I can't anymore I just cant 🤣
I know that this has been pointed out, but not only have these guy's dissed a certain part of the fan base, but also had managed to call out the entirety of the special education system.
I was friends with a deaf girl who went to special ed classes for subjects like math and english, but was with the regular class for things like PE and art, and it wasnt hard to see that special ed really does make it harder for the higher functioning students to realize their full potential. They are viewed as complete morons, talked down to, and not allowed to work on their own, and its sad to see.
@@maximillian1109 that’s true but, it sounds like you don’t think they undermine the full potential of “lower functioning” people NEARLY as much as you believe they undermine a “higher functioning” persons potential, maybe they should all be given the choice to work alone and not be talked down to.
@@maximillian1109 i was put into a special ed program when i was younger and yet during that time all i learned was how much i hated them
@@deathkorpsinfantryman1898 You hate special ed students?
@@YouScareMe1 yes....yes i do they are weakness personified impure abominations unworthy of life
What makes things even more difficult, is that Jeremy is actually a muggle, which causes his grades to be medicore even by Hufflepuff standards
If he's a muggle, Jeremy shouldn't even be acquainted with the wizarding world. Even if he was getting a Deathly Hallows Tattoo, that doesn't mean Mrs. Spanelli should have brought him into Hogwarts.
Plus, he's mean, selfish, and an absolute bully. He's the exact opposite of ALL the standards of a Hufflepuff (kind, helpful, and generally good-natured).
You're the Jeremy, Balint 😂
I can imagine Harry Potter fans watching this and exploding
Idk, I’m still pretty intact and laughing
As a HP fan, I thought it was funny. lol
One can hope
Yeah as a HP fan this was hilarious. Jeremy is the most Legendary Hufflepuff.
Jeremy will live on in our hearts.
And in JK Rowlings' canonically inclusive revisions.
Mrs. Spanalli never used any magic, even when offing Jeremy. She is a squib.
I honestly really like how they don’t make fun of the students, but more of making fun of insane Harry Potter fans and shitty teachers
She's not a shitty teacher, she did the right thing to save the other kids from exploding.
Eh.... I kinda feel that using the short bus shtick is in fact, a punching down move. My son is autistic - so this wasn't too funny for me.
@@cerebrophage7709 yeah, and the way they draw the faces is kind of messed up. Someone having limited mobility in their facial muscles isn't really that funny.
@@celisewillis it is
@@cerebrophage7709 I have Asperger's (a mild form of autism) and I found it hilarious. Considering the subject matter of this sketch, it's fair game.
Anyone Remember Oney Cartoons wingardium leviosa ??
This really brings out those nostalgic feelings.
It's Wingardium Leviosaauuww!
Ron weasley... it's Levio *SAAAAH*
"Ooh Stahp it RoN"
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
omg yes, that shit was so funny!
2:53 the animation was so smooth
No it is not
@@user-tk9fm2sw5g oki
3:45 His voice is so good.
I showed this to my wife who is a HP maniac.
No boom boom for this papa san for the next 3 months I guess.
>unironically marrying a HP girl
i hope it was worth it
@@xxxm981 Well, she does know how to use the wand.
@@dalejmobiledalej6361 Fair point
The most difficult of choices require the strongest of wills. You did the right thing. Honestly if you cheat on her you’re not at fault...she’s a HP maniac.
@no or maybe yes did you know they sell silk Hogwarts nightdresses?
Can we just appreciate that these guys know how to make entertaining Raid Shadow Legends commercials? And that Don is now canonically a cloverfield type monster with the glassy eyes and gangly fingers.
No
silly games, silly games
To be honest there probably one of the only ones I will watch the add cause they make it entertaining
I skip the cartoon and go straight to the ad
Not quite internet historian levels, but it's watchable.
2:26 Ngl, he’s pretty good at drawing.
Lol pretty sure that's from gprime on instagram
@arne.billen on insta
Yup thats @arne.billen on instagram
thanks! it was a collab between me and @morrokhai actually
You know when (in a kid show) there is an annoying, rude and generally hated and an a**hole and nothing bad happens to them except them getting a micro ticking off, this is that but the end is different 😊
The first realistic representation of this franchise in all ways possible
These lads are the the biological manifestations of Newgrounds
Perfect description
Harry Potter and the underground Rail Road, “Netflix be like go on were interested “
“When it comes to hogwarts, down syndrome is usually not the first thing that comes to mind-“
Wdym it’s always the first thing I think of
Ya
Just remember if they copyright strike this, it’s canon.😂
Is it me, or did Flashgitz manage to capture the fear and sadness of a teacher that’s doing the right thing for kids but is getting no respect for it.
As an assistant is special ed the answer is a clear yes
oh gods yes.
It's more funny for me
So, Teaching
@@BlankIdea02 hay im in special ed so thank you 😊 💓 💗
I don’t understand how you could help a someone obsessed with Harry Potter by taking him to Hogwarts that’s like trying to help an alcoholic by having them work at a brewery
I know its wrong. But “how are the goblins doing today” sent me to the gulag💀
That's good humor for you. You know it's right, when it's just so fucking _wrong._
You better win your gulag
Lol Sadly if you were a goblin the Potter world is actually safer than others at least goblins there have jobs are allowed inside magical groceries stores, ever seen a goblin in Minas Tirith? Maybe only their heads staked on pikes, nope they stay down down in goblin town lol
So I work in an escape room that's magically themed... the amount of 20-something people that come in there in full-blown Harry Potter gear is astounding.
Courage bro
Is the escape room a shower
I used to work at a sports bar and it was the same there. The amount of people coming in dressed like they were part of a football team in their jerseys was crazy.
i used to work in a water park and the amount of people coming in dressed in full blown swimming gear is astounding
The fuck is an escape room? We call them gas Chambers
I never knew I needed this version of Harry Potter 😂😂
Considering the reaction to the game... I think that Special Ed class is gonna be overpacked...