Paper Mario creates a Monster

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  4 роки тому +3894

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  • @tentionx3974
    @tentionx3974 4 роки тому +4209

    “I don’t know how to read!”
    “THATS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!”
    I have died

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 4 роки тому +54

      Bruh the bag of red pills lmao

    • @paji2030
      @paji2030 4 роки тому +21

      ConnorOfficials thank you for telling us this information, we will be sure to try our best on not giving a fuck, have a good day!

    • @tentionx3974
      @tentionx3974 4 роки тому +10

      Abok006 Donald Trump supports this message

    • @imgoingtogreeenout6941
      @imgoingtogreeenout6941 4 місяці тому

      ​@pablovaldes2810 your profile pic is getting me bricked up fr

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 4 роки тому +31196

    If Nintendo copyright strikes this, that makes it canon

    • @DANCERcow
      @DANCERcow 4 роки тому +380

      They won't

    • @Keychan64
      @Keychan64 4 роки тому +515

      He sexy
      You lookin like a double wide surprise
      GOOOOOD DAMMAAAMMMMMMNNN

    • @headsgrowback1
      @headsgrowback1 4 роки тому +289

      @@Keychan64 ssstinks... Nice and GOOD

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT 4 роки тому +45

      😳😳

    • @gunman8452
      @gunman8452 4 роки тому +397

      "It is officially canon that bugs was a struggling rapist,all along" - Eddy

  • @lastpringle8904
    @lastpringle8904 3 роки тому +8424

    Love how Luigi just carries a gun just in case he decides to finally end it

    • @bropil7545
      @bropil7545 3 роки тому +132

      well, maybe there is gun laws in the mushroom kingdom similar to the ones of the U.S

    • @texasrox2010
      @texasrox2010 3 роки тому +79

      In case of existential crisis break glass

    • @pantzrat6273
      @pantzrat6273 3 роки тому +8

      @@texasrox2010 in case of external crises pull trigger

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 3 роки тому +24

      @@bropil7545
      "A potentially suicidal/homicidal individual wants to buy a gun! What is the world coming to! To think you were standing outside for such a long time, please, do come in, everyone needs protection, even from themselves and nearby innocent bystanders! Come in one and all, we have everything you need for the purposes of death in all its forms!"

    • @bropil7545
      @bropil7545 3 роки тому

      @@AveSicarius oh shut up, nobody asked

  • @deadbunny2938
    @deadbunny2938 2 роки тому +1120

    The monster was not the peach he made, but the Luigi he created. How poetic

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому

      Lies again? Marital Affair Blowup Doll

  • @outofsortsone
    @outofsortsone 4 роки тому +9798

    Meatcanyon:draws things disturbingly and makes them more disturbing
    Flashgitz:draws things normally and makes them disturbing

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 4 роки тому +3615

    4:02 "Rub that off!"
    Very poor choice of words Mario.

  • @DaCaptainDerpy
    @DaCaptainDerpy 4 роки тому +1637

    4:45
    "GET BACK IN THE FIRE PEACH!"
    God I want that as a ringtone

    • @Casey-cy6ph
      @Casey-cy6ph 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @IvaraAra
      @IvaraAra 4 роки тому +19

      God damn same bro, to be fair shouldn't be too hard no?

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill 4 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/b9ZhGoxDRnQ/v-deo.html🦍

    • @Syorbic
      @Syorbic 4 роки тому +3

      Same dude

    • @zachh6214
      @zachh6214 4 роки тому +4

      If you make this happen. Let me know where

  • @ringidytingidy
    @ringidytingidy 2 роки тому +1196

    Mario's petrified "NOOOooAOoOAaaa-" at the end is preformed amazingly.

  • @TheTrueBurgerKing
    @TheTrueBurgerKing 4 роки тому +1561

    I like how he used gasoline to burn his house when it's literally made of paper

    • @madlad1912
      @madlad1912 4 роки тому +9

      damn

    • @NekoConnect
      @NekoConnect 4 роки тому +50

      A faster burn perhaps

    • @Jijert
      @Jijert 4 роки тому +8

      Thanks Burger King

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 4 роки тому +17

      The unholiness must be returned to hell as fast as possible before with corrupts the world around it

    • @KAMFP
      @KAMFP 4 роки тому +7

      Well if he wanted a clean burn, he shoulda used ....Propane. -hank stares at camera-

  • @SgtOkapi
    @SgtOkapi 4 роки тому +4505

    “Rub that off!” Poor choice of words, Mario.

  • @batman369able
    @batman369able 3 роки тому +2331

    I like how Mario didnt flinch when Luigi put a fucking gun to his chin.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 роки тому +55

      They have more than one life

    • @smallmud5457
      @smallmud5457 2 роки тому +27

      He's used to it

    • @williamhanna9718
      @williamhanna9718 2 роки тому +17

      I mean it’s Luigi lol

    • @linkman4432
      @linkman4432 2 роки тому +38

      It implies Luigi's done this WAY too many times to thebpoint where nario stopped trying because he KNOWS luigi won't do it.

    • @Idiot10094
      @Idiot10094 2 роки тому +2

      Don't fucking say that

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 2 роки тому +2076

    I think this all could have been avoided had Mario just told perfect Peach what he wanted for dinner.

    • @brandonloaiza8595
      @brandonloaiza8595 2 роки тому +102

      Luigi would have still looked into what Mario said at the beginning lol it just would have been her with a less disturbing face xD

    • @slytaradiddleguy3400
      @slytaradiddleguy3400 2 роки тому +22

      You don't understand that's alot of work, and he was busy peach disturbed his manga time. I would be pissed to. if peach just made something instead of asking stupid questions all of this could have been avoided.

    • @Subsaibot2526
      @Subsaibot2526 2 роки тому +7

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 I just started reading that series and now I totally see where Mario was coming from. The nerve of Peach.

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 2 роки тому +9

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 But then he would have complained that it wasn't what he wanted.

    • @someguyinazoo
      @someguyinazoo Рік тому +5

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 you sound like my dad,doesn’t “care” about what’s for dinner than gets mad when she cooks food she liked, but that wasn’t very redpoll based was it

  • @JailMadeMayo
    @JailMadeMayo 4 роки тому +630

    "Oh wow that's a pretty good Luigi impression"
    *Mario opens his mouth*
    *huh*

    • @drakeisacake
      @drakeisacake 4 роки тому +8

      Mario's voice sounds like the *hello mario* meme

  • @andreim4781
    @andreim4781 4 роки тому +1388

    I wish u guys would post more behind the scenes I loved them

  • @jonathanferraro1159
    @jonathanferraro1159 4 роки тому +1177

    “SPICY LIKE A GAH-BAH-GOOL”
    That got me man

  • @HighFlySoyGuy
    @HighFlySoyGuy 3 роки тому +6513

    Man, Chris Pratt’s interpretation of Mario isn’t so bad.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 роки тому +133

      Imagine if they did 'Mario attends anti-lgbtq church' lmao

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 2 роки тому +10

      No.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 2 роки тому +50

      @@priyachoudhary9896 Holyshit I love Mario

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 2 роки тому +33

      @@priyachoudhary9896 that'll be based asf

    • @nightmarezero8465
      @nightmarezero8465 2 роки тому +27

      Imagine still being triggered by Chris Pratt

  • @HonorJanas
    @HonorJanas 4 роки тому +4300

    This is why Paper Mario doesn’t talk.

  • @janeduncan1505
    @janeduncan1505 4 роки тому +3149

    Kind of alarming how quickly Luigi’s Italian accent starts to sound German near the end there.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 роки тому +142

      And which county fought on the wrong side of two world wars and basically didn't get blamed for any of it?

    • @IceDragon-fj4vx
      @IceDragon-fj4vx 4 роки тому +96

      @@rockspoon6528 America?

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 роки тому +57

      @@IceDragon-fj4vx The US has been blamed many a time for nuking Japan.

    • @SilverReviews
      @SilverReviews 4 роки тому +125

      @@rockspoon6528 Shutup weeb, as much as US were monsters for using nukes, Japan was not innocent. Their war crimes were disgusting.

    • @Kaosxca
      @Kaosxca 4 роки тому +57

      SilverReviews people forgot about naneking and unit 731

  • @BlueToadFan
    @BlueToadFan 4 роки тому +4720

    It's nice to see a mario parody that isn't just "hehe what if mushrooms are drugs hahaha"

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 4 роки тому +142

      This comment will always pop up to remind us whenever a Mario parody is uploaded.

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku 4 роки тому +85

      @@bert7651 When I was in first grade this kid talked about Racist Mario in morning sharing stuff. We didn't do it again for a few weeks.

    • @randummed3097
      @randummed3097 4 роки тому +82

      or “mario is a bad guy” those are so overused

    • @vanceschluter8742
      @vanceschluter8742 4 роки тому +7

      Mmmmm drugs are bad kids mmkay

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 4 роки тому +38

      I don't remember the last parody that did the drug joke. Weren't those already getting old in, like, 2005?
      Far more actually follow the "Mario is a jerk" pattern, which this one falls into.
      (Not that this makes it a bad parody, though.)

  • @scalesthecobra9685
    @scalesthecobra9685 2 роки тому +164

    “Get back in the fire Peach!” Is my favorite line

    • @maniacgreen8609
      @maniacgreen8609 Рік тому

      I thought he said beast

    • @Black217
      @Black217 Рік тому

      I've never even realized exactly how funny the line is until reading this lmao

  • @Jantangan
    @Jantangan 4 роки тому +1220

    They do "the worst advertisement" of raid shadow legends, but in professional way. I respect that.

    • @Judgementxxx
      @Judgementxxx 4 роки тому +13

      Properly why they keep asking them to do it.

    • @krysternion9113
      @krysternion9113 4 роки тому +6

      @SteamPunkSally search for Red Shadow Maggots if you know tf2

    • @Stalfoes
      @Stalfoes 4 роки тому +5

      These are honestly the best ads I’ve ever seen. They’re entertaining on their own even.

    • @arturdmorgan6418
      @arturdmorgan6418 4 роки тому +1

      Ma, its the fucking cat, again!

    • @MaximumStatic
      @MaximumStatic 4 роки тому +1

      Bro im in tears that ad is professional garbage lmaoo

  • @aether9019
    @aether9019 4 роки тому +1654

    If Mario remembered to make one for Luigi, he wouldn't have lost his mind.

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar 4 роки тому +87

      The problem of incel culture in one sentence.

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 4 роки тому +20

      Nah, the truth Luigi discovered is found from within, for it is always in all of us. He would have discovered what would make his woman perfect soon enough.

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 4 роки тому +8

      and you will too

    • @aether9019
      @aether9019 4 роки тому +2

      @@tk0192 Oh no.

    • @MR3LIXR
      @MR3LIXR 4 роки тому +4

      @@Droemar incel culture lol

  • @chosen-wan2188
    @chosen-wan2188 4 роки тому +769

    Mario is a real man of culture reading monster musume

    • @HenchmenNo616
      @HenchmenNo616 4 роки тому +22

      Took the words right out of my mouth Master Kenobi

    • @dvalentino7492
      @dvalentino7492 4 роки тому +4

      Right?!

    • @bradlesmcgee9566
      @bradlesmcgee9566 4 роки тому +10

      yeah hopefully we get a season two of the anime lol

    • @nino4242
      @nino4242 4 роки тому +1

      @@bradlesmcgee9566 seriously

    • @chosen-wan2188
      @chosen-wan2188 4 роки тому +1

      @@bradlesmcgee9566do you know highschool of the dead

  • @internetontheguy6272
    @internetontheguy6272 2 роки тому +238

    Luigi didn't defend Daisy or argued with Mario that she's banging the goombas, he knew it was true and accepted it.

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 6 місяців тому +2

      He had to have had his suspicions

  • @xXx_HectorDaPGM_xXx
    @xXx_HectorDaPGM_xXx 4 роки тому +3882

    2016: Tumblr Transformers
    2020: 4chan Paper Mario

    • @faresfares-ultra
      @faresfares-ultra 4 роки тому +122

      2024:discord child predator videos

    • @BEANSBEANSBEANS404
      @BEANSBEANSBEANS404 4 роки тому +29

      @@faresfares-ultra more like 2021

    • @caiuscosades6423
      @caiuscosades6423 4 роки тому +34

      90% of hentai boards is futanari

    • @TheLinposterIsSus
      @TheLinposterIsSus 4 роки тому +17

      2032: exploration of a redditor’s coom cave

    • @RhineStone46
      @RhineStone46 4 роки тому

      @@TheLinposterIsSus I was about to say that there needs to be a Reddit video soon 😂

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 роки тому +14040

    "It's based Mario."
    "How is that f-ing based, Luigi?"
    Whoever wrote this line deserves a gold medal.

    • @Superenixman
      @Superenixman 4 роки тому +267

      What does based mean?
      Edit: oh god I’m sorry i asked

    • @JacobTheCroc
      @JacobTheCroc 4 роки тому +402

      @@Superenixman in short a "based" person doesn't care about anything and just is.

    • @TheLazyEconomist
      @TheLazyEconomist 4 роки тому +520

      @@Superenixman Based it internet slang . It's usually used by conservatives to recognize ideas that are socially more traditional and politically right wing. It's also one of the words conservatives use to talk to each other in public without getting harassed by left-wingers.

    • @thereligion4169
      @thereligion4169 4 роки тому +310

      @@TheLazyEconomist based

    • @ohyourgoingdown
      @ohyourgoingdown 4 роки тому +174

      based on what?

  • @KookieStar
    @KookieStar 4 роки тому +2656

    Mario: They're murderers and rapists, Luigi.
    Luigi: *Cries in Italian*

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 4 роки тому +16

      Imagine dying and inly thing you see before dead is that the murderer start rapping about killing you

    • @TCBlueFire
      @TCBlueFire 4 роки тому +1

      I hate it when that happens

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 3 роки тому +2

      @@bromomento5913 ...Was I killed by Parrapa the Rapper?

  • @archibaldoctaviousjeffery
    @archibaldoctaviousjeffery 2 роки тому +284

    “All must become a dick girls for male society to prosper” had me rolling off my bed, down my stairs, out my door, and into the street

  • @JUS.S4VE
    @JUS.S4VE 4 роки тому +4177

    “Spicy like a gabba gooooo” had me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 4 роки тому +56

      "Mario dislike this."

    • @currahee1782
      @currahee1782 3 роки тому +56

      Mario never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @MrTubeWizard
      @MrTubeWizard 3 роки тому +31

      Leave the gun.... Take the gabagool

    • @nemesisc4926
      @nemesisc4926 3 роки тому +2

      Yoooooo hahaha yup it did

    • @itzkyoi
      @itzkyoi 3 роки тому +1

      Im rollin😂😂

  • @SpiderVenom12905
    @SpiderVenom12905 4 роки тому +2012

    You’re ads are too good for raid shadow legends it’s better than they deserve

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 4 роки тому +1040

    0:34 that’s the most genuine “what” I’ve heard from a cartoon.

    • @kendallpeebles7481
      @kendallpeebles7481 3 роки тому +23

      0:50

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/HzZcAkPS6CY/v-deo.html

    • @stinkrat167
      @stinkrat167 3 роки тому

      @@kekero540 this is the only youtube link i actually appreciated in the replies lmao. ty for not rickrolling us. I love snufkin

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 2 роки тому +243

    I like how we originally thought P. Peach would be the monster, but instead, it was Luigi.

  • @zeche8477
    @zeche8477 4 роки тому +5112

    Whoa there luigi, the world isn’t ready for such potent redpills.

    • @govanahkwoemoe194
      @govanahkwoemoe194 4 роки тому +34

      I had even more strong ones. That I could be hitler.

    • @JayCoolChannel
      @JayCoolChannel 4 роки тому +68

      Taking the redpill is just another way of saying becoming an incel

    • @OnyeNacho
      @OnyeNacho 4 роки тому +91

      @@JayCoolChannel No its not. incel are when you overdose on blue pills and your queen la-la land comes crashing down. Simps who go rogue.

    • @OnyeNacho
      @OnyeNacho 4 роки тому +76

      @@JayCoolChannel A red pill is when a divorced or man with failed relationships says "Fuck this. I am going home to fap, play video games, and invest in crypto-currency."

    • @todo5203
      @todo5203 4 роки тому +8

      I think the world is preparing for itXD

  • @Omni_G
    @Omni_G 4 роки тому +882

    "rub that off!"
    I think that's what she wants Mario

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 4 роки тому +14

      "perfect peach" lol

    • @DRWNGamer6915
      @DRWNGamer6915 4 роки тому +6

      I understood that reference

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому +3

      "MMWAAA! Good Night, Everybody!" -Yakko

  • @ThePotchili
    @ThePotchili 4 роки тому +597

    I knew I recognized that voice, MeatCanyon, the legend himself.

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +21

      If he said *25 cents* it would’ve been iconic

    • @god3538
      @god3538 4 роки тому +5

      Ehi IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

    • @notturok7841
      @notturok7841 4 роки тому

      How does he have that voice

    • @dlucky7s456
      @dlucky7s456 4 роки тому

      I KNEW it was meatcanyon

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому

      Holy shit it was him?
      ON FLASHGITZ?
      Eeyup, he's gonna make the big leagues now.

  • @TheDemon763
    @TheDemon763 Рік тому +52

    "GET BACK IN THE FIRE PEACH!" is one of my favorite line deliveries.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 4 роки тому +1736

    ALL YOU HAD TO DO.
    WAS TELL HER WHAT YOU WANTED FOR DINNER, MARIO.
    IT WAS LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE.

    • @ComancheSamurai
      @ComancheSamurai 4 роки тому +82

      Lol yeah the dude basically shot himself in the foot like some dummies out there. XD

    • @blakeromero472
      @blakeromero472 4 роки тому +30

      *Scoffs* Simp.

    • @gavinmerasty8369
      @gavinmerasty8369 4 роки тому +69

      But he was reading monster girls

    • @HamuelMan
      @HamuelMan 4 роки тому +9

      How do you not know to read and yet you can cook

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast 4 роки тому +19

      @@HamuelMan people have been illiterate for a long time you think they all starved to death?

  • @doublechin8088
    @doublechin8088 4 роки тому +3813

    *“Spicy like a gabagool”*

    • @oceanman7336
      @oceanman7336 4 роки тому +118

      That shit made me fuckin cry!

    • @NobodyKnows-pi1lk
      @NobodyKnows-pi1lk 4 роки тому +45

      "That gabagool was a made man, nobody could touch him some real greaseball shit"

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 4 роки тому +27

      That's the second time I've herd that during a building fire

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 4 роки тому +20

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @loreto1851
      @loreto1851 4 роки тому +12

      Why did I read this in a Italian accent

  • @miguelpescado
    @miguelpescado 3 роки тому +5793

    Luigi: Has Italian accent
    Mario: Talks without accent.

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan 3 роки тому +152

      He’s been red pilled that’s why

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 3 роки тому +55

      and to Italians, its the opposite

    • @MrNamePending
      @MrNamePending 3 роки тому +27

      papa meat can't Italian okay

    • @3ftninja132
      @3ftninja132 3 роки тому +8

      This video was ahead of its time.

    • @kaydenelmsly406
      @kaydenelmsly406 3 роки тому +34

      Talks with an American accent*

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 2 роки тому +24

    3:56 when you discover your friend draws Futa

    • @ravenjay64VT
      @ravenjay64VT 3 місяці тому

      Mario's reaction was mine too

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +6324

    You can bring drawings to life?
    Rule 34 Artists: “My time has come”

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 4 роки тому +567

    Flashgitz: censors something
    Everyone: impossible

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 4 роки тому +20

      I guess we'll wait for them to upload to newgrounds

    • @yoyomydude8283
      @yoyomydude8283 4 роки тому +2

      Perhaps the archives are incomplete

  • @Bad_Draw
    @Bad_Draw 4 роки тому +879

    I like that the joke in the title is that the monster Mario created wasn’t “perfect” peach but Luigi.

    • @theg-man4840
      @theg-man4840 4 роки тому +22

      *Mario what have you done*

    • @dot9424
      @dot9424 4 роки тому +14

      @Otneimica If you're saying that info is not true, then it wouldn't be "based."

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +3

      @Otneimica The thing with virgin men is that they go two ways: They either go blackpill and start hating women and society, or they go full SIMP in the hopes of banging any woman remotely interested.
      Of course, both are disgusting losers.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 роки тому

      And he's a monster as well. Just alt right peeps on 4chan and shit thinking like that

    • @youngturkey203
      @youngturkey203 4 роки тому +1

      @@DonVigaDeFierro you men some virgin men right? Because while simps and incels are pathetic losers they only make a small percentage of virgin men.

  • @Corrupt0_project
    @Corrupt0_project 2 роки тому +42

    4:40 this was to funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 4 роки тому +6391

    "It's based, Mario."
    Now let's take a step back Luigi.

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 4 роки тому +305

      No no, hes got a point

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 4 роки тому +140

      @@Pearg0ld I thought Peach had the point?

    • @nicolastracz3793
      @nicolastracz3793 3 роки тому +55

      @@Lorgar64 Badum-tss!🎵

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 роки тому +25

      based is out keyed is


      also out
      we post schwifty now

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 3 роки тому +34

      @@Lorgar64 women never have a point-
      Oh I see what you mean.

  • @shadowkiller4000
    @shadowkiller4000 4 роки тому +575

    "It's based mario"
    -Luguoi

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 роки тому +44

      "HOW IS THAT F**KING BASED LUIGI?!
      RUB THAT OFF!"
      -mario

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 роки тому +8

      Based on what?

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 роки тому +6

      WAIT IS THAT PROFILE PIC JULIAN AS THE DEFLATED EMOJI PILLOW!?!?!?

    • @shadowkiller4000
      @shadowkiller4000 4 роки тому +5

      @@brolapse69 yup, it's in the kickstarter animated video.

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 роки тому +4

      @@shadowkiller4000 just found it. God bless you.

  • @eli3804
    @eli3804 4 роки тому +3390

    Soooo no ones is going to talk about how MeatCanyon is Mario? He’s hilarious, love the vid 😂

  • @CatMario85
    @CatMario85 10 місяців тому +31

    Pov R34 futanari 4:21

  • @dylandavidson9478
    @dylandavidson9478 4 роки тому +2565

    I’m reading monster girls

    • @Igyzone
      @Igyzone 4 роки тому +59

      Monster girls is a smooth way for not saying furries.

    • @Lord_Pinhead1
      @Lord_Pinhead1 4 роки тому +22

      I fap to that manga all the time

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 4 роки тому +35

      Monstergirls is the only way

    • @DarkSymphony777
      @DarkSymphony777 4 роки тому +32

      which monster girl is best tho?
      it's the slime girl

    • @EteSiuleems
      @EteSiuleems 4 роки тому

      Dylan Davidson i love that part lmao

  • @second2last392
    @second2last392 4 роки тому +227

    "I don't know how to read!"
    "THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!"

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 роки тому +2990

    Super Mario parodies have evolved a lot. Mario is way funnier when he sounds nothing like the original.

    • @Aaaa-g6u8e
      @Aaaa-g6u8e 4 роки тому +131

      That's legit the best type of Mario. No accent with an asshole personality = Best Mario.

    • @quagsirefan8946
      @quagsirefan8946 4 роки тому +97

      It’s even funnier since Luigi has his voice, but Mario is just normal lmao

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 роки тому +19

      @@quagsirefan8946 it's like the opposite of that "safe s*x" Super Mario video.

    • @NeoGames2
      @NeoGames2 4 роки тому +3

      This actually started with Angry Mario I think. An animation of him doing the exact same shit.

    • @PedroHCF37
      @PedroHCF37 4 роки тому +7

      Remember Mad Mad Mario?

  • @el_tocino2529
    @el_tocino2529 Рік тому +21

    Luigi is holding the gun upside down. He is going to miss his brain.

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 Рік тому

      Maybe he's going for brain stem(top of the spinal cord)

  • @Loader2K1
    @Loader2K1 4 роки тому +2019

    I didn't think a fictional character could be portrayed as a simp, a Chad, and an incel all at once. Thanks for proving me wrong.

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX 4 роки тому +171

      that's called a tridimensional character, ironic for a PAPER Mario

    • @pimenjoyer.221
      @pimenjoyer.221 4 роки тому +32

      Not gonna lie the first part was pretty right.

    • @chrisbelair5916
      @chrisbelair5916 4 роки тому +24

      Incel before making peach, Chad after...
      When was he a simp?

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 4 роки тому +15

      @@chrisbelair5916 I think he's talking about Luigi. Might be wrong.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 4 роки тому +6

      @@01100101011100100111 Nah, Luigi wasn't a simp nor incel

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 3 роки тому +1025

    Luigi's innocence and confusion at the beginning is adorable and infectious, that's why I'm watching this again.

    • @orenbell1645
      @orenbell1645 2 роки тому +25

      Idk if it's innocence so much as a the rational confused silence that everyone responds to meninist rambling with

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 2 роки тому +20

      @@orenbell1645 While taking as many red pills as Luigi did may not be healthy for you, neither is chugging on blue pills all day.

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 2 роки тому

      It's a blackpiller explaining the truth to a bluepiller.

    • @ashes2ashley230
      @ashes2ashley230 Рік тому

      I thought the sponsorship ad at the end was hot.

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode 4 роки тому +562

    “Sometimes you have to hurt yourself to hurt your self”

  • @FortliniTiky
    @FortliniTiky Рік тому +22

    hope that Mario has enough lives to survive perfect peach.

  • @slavko5666
    @slavko5666 4 роки тому +209

    Flashgitz and Internet Historian are the only ones that can make any ad bearable.

  • @kyungsoon4616
    @kyungsoon4616 4 роки тому +615

    I love how everyone is american but luigi has a bad italian accent 😂😂

    • @FewToast
      @FewToast 4 роки тому +5

    • @jacebagley3025
      @jacebagley3025 4 роки тому +2

      @@FewToast what how

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 4 роки тому

      Lol the first reply says... nothing? like literally nothing at all- the fuck!

  • @somekidnamedqai
    @somekidnamedqai 4 роки тому +700

    You can bring drawings to life?
    Rule 34 Artists: “Now this looks like a job for me”
    P.S. The semi-OG is Sir Apple

  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 3 роки тому +27

    5:27 “sit down, daddy has some explaining to do” 🤣🤣

    • @dollskill863
      @dollskill863 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, that did something…😳

  • @triple-d2640
    @triple-d2640 4 роки тому +147

    I would love to see more Paper Mario parodies like this. That animation is perfect.

  • @richardfry19
    @richardfry19 3 роки тому +2552

    "Spicy wike a gabagool"
    I fucking lost it rofl.

  • @Prismaticmind
    @Prismaticmind 4 роки тому +376

    It's all futa and games until someone puts an eye out.

    • @FlaMura
      @FlaMura 4 роки тому +10

      Do you know what futa means

    • @alexanderx33
      @alexanderx33 4 роки тому +7

      Newhalf to be careful with those things.

    • @Prismaticmind
      @Prismaticmind 4 роки тому +30

      @@FlaMura it's what you get when you're not into traps but still want to sword fight.

    • @troljynx9953
      @troljynx9953 4 роки тому +13

      @@Prismaticmind
      More like, when you like Yuri but still want some level of straight in it.

    • @DronesOverTheMoon
      @DronesOverTheMoon 4 роки тому +4

      @@troljynx9953 gwindolin

  • @jwallaby7895
    @jwallaby7895 Рік тому +21

    2:00 Anybody else totally miss the JP poster on their first dozen views? 😂

    • @_X1M_
      @_X1M_ Рік тому

      I thought the Halo 3 ODST poster was more interesting.

    • @Nurhaal
      @Nurhaal Рік тому +1

      Considering that this was a parady of what the MGTOW became? No? It was obvious JP would be in here some where lol
      It actually would've been a lot better if it was Andrew Tate, not JP.

  • @Radazuken
    @Radazuken 4 роки тому +368

    Only channel I can truthfully say that I'd be disappointed if there wasn't an advertisement at the end.

  • @EndermTheSwordsman
    @EndermTheSwordsman 4 роки тому +223

    The fact that Mario is reading Monster Musume, makes me understand how amazingly cultured he is.

    • @KookieStar
      @KookieStar 4 роки тому +6

      He's an epic gamer and anime lover now.

    • @minty9749
      @minty9749 4 роки тому +3

      What volume was it? I think it might be the first one but I can't tell

    • @hairymanwich478
      @hairymanwich478 4 роки тому

      @@minty9749 vol. 8 lol

  • @mr.kevin1209
    @mr.kevin1209 4 роки тому +1825

    "YOU'VE BEEN READING VICE HAVEN'T YOU!?"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 роки тому +80

      "I don't know how to read!"

    • @derikthompson205
      @derikthompson205 4 роки тому +70

      @@damienmoses124 "That's what you WANT me to think!"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 роки тому +43

      @@derikthompson205 "I would never betray you like that!"

    • @derikthompson205
      @derikthompson205 4 роки тому +36

      @@damienmoses124 "Just, GET OUT!!"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 роки тому +33

      @@derikthompson205 *sobs then trips then hit the doorknob*

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 10 місяців тому +3

    Did not expect Luigi to go ‘Futas, Mario. They’re the answer to everything.’

  • @JJ-02
    @JJ-02 4 роки тому +3314

    "Where'd you get that bag of red pills!?"

  • @miscmtg3770
    @miscmtg3770 4 роки тому +495

    Meatcanyon has top notch voice acting ability

  • @greystone2835
    @greystone2835 4 роки тому +523

    Peach shouting "I'm Sorry" when Mario was about to erase her face Bricked me in the throat

    • @MrBlue5900
      @MrBlue5900 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no... I recognize for profile picture... I'm so going to hell...

    • @dragonmaster2453
      @dragonmaster2453 4 роки тому

      MrBlue9000 who is that?

    • @andrewg4412
      @andrewg4412 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrBlue5900 it.. looks familiar yeah

    • @michaelrahaman9297
      @michaelrahaman9297 4 роки тому +1

      Huh?

    • @POLARSCARETHESOLDIER
      @POLARSCARETHESOLDIER 4 роки тому +1

      @@dragonmaster2453 Well from the pfp I think it's that hedgehog character from animal crossing
      And from tge shape of those eyes something tells me it's nsfw

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 3 роки тому +8

    Luigi your only supposed to take one red pill a day, NOT THE WHOLE BOTTLE!

  • @Xong217
    @Xong217 4 роки тому +208

    I have no words...
    This was actual art

  • @UserName-eb9oy
    @UserName-eb9oy 4 роки тому +118

    Oh yeah. I definitely see why they added that disclaimer at the beginning.
    I can't imagine Nintendo being too thrilled about Flashgitz redpilling Mario

  • @benst3r628
    @benst3r628 4 роки тому +2382

    This is what happens when you tell Mario that the princess is in another castle over and over again.

    • @countryroads7211
      @countryroads7211 3 роки тому +39

      “Insanity is infectious. All it takes is one..little..push.” - The Joker

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 роки тому +30

      "What do you get when you cross an italian plumber, with a society that tells him his princess is in another castle?...YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"

    • @makebritaingreatagain2613
      @makebritaingreatagain2613 2 роки тому +24

      If you keep finding your princess in other peoples castles, it's probably time to find a new princess.

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 2 роки тому +2

      "Do you know the definition of insanity"

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson 2 роки тому +1

      @@makebritaingreatagain2613 underrated

  • @Ms.Invisible23
    @Ms.Invisible23 Рік тому +6

    3:56 NAW THIS KILLED ME SO BAD

  • @awildcommenter7240
    @awildcommenter7240 4 роки тому +4491

    “God is dead and women killed him”
    I died

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 роки тому +283

      Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle joke.
      "Women always say chivalry is dead. And you're right ladies chivalry IS dead... And women killed it" 🤣

    • @nyxnox2135
      @nyxnox2135 4 роки тому +18

      Machiavelli moment

    • @fawnaflytrap9727
      @fawnaflytrap9727 4 роки тому +28

      GOD??
      You said you died!! GOD!!!!

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 4 роки тому +22

      He's right, you know.

    • @sloppyvods
      @sloppyvods 4 роки тому +13

      I don't think god would laugh at sexism
      if he exists (I'm atheist)

  • @Nomad-bl4yw
    @Nomad-bl4yw 4 роки тому +2058

    Luigi sounded like a redditor when he was talking about feminine dek

    • @ellie_shrug
      @ellie_shrug 4 роки тому +107

      But he was right.

    • @Vianyte
      @Vianyte 4 роки тому +96

      "It's totally not gay"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 роки тому +6

      @@theshyguymaster59 why do I find this funny

    • @Acampandoconfrikis
      @Acampandoconfrikis 4 роки тому +64

      More like a 4chan /fit/ user

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому +23

      Pure Reddit Energy

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 4 роки тому +707

    DeviantArt artists making their first drawing

    • @Mactoto
      @Mactoto 4 роки тому +8

      MY OC - SLIGHTLY BLUER SONIC
      DO NOT STEAL!!!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 4 роки тому +4

      Is it really such a horrific experience?😭

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/b9ZhGoxDRnQ/v-deo.html💫

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 4 роки тому +2

      More like someone hopping on pixiv for the first time.

    • @Yamus
      @Yamus 4 роки тому +1

      Mactoto hello Mac

  • @jonathanhammond5563
    @jonathanhammond5563 2 роки тому +14

    Would love to see a sequel to this lol

  • @sheepbow909
    @sheepbow909 4 роки тому +320

    This is paper Mario
    He could literally just bring a anime character to life but NOOOOOO-

    • @forgottenmc2080
      @forgottenmc2080 4 роки тому +3

      If we could create our own paper Mario characters it would go the same way miiverse did 😂😂😂😂

  • @FactoidBot
    @FactoidBot 4 роки тому +1985

    The final words
    “Perfect peach” : SPICY LIKE A GABA GOO
    Mario : NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @dangernoodle1191
    @dangernoodle1191 4 роки тому +267

    "I'm reading monstergirls" if that isn't a quarantine mood I don't know what is

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 4 роки тому

      its a weeb mood

    • @conwolf08wazhere11
      @conwolf08wazhere11 4 роки тому +1

      Don't know what that is but I just finished reading fables

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 4 роки тому +1

      @@conwolf08wazhere11 its like monster girl museum but medieval

    • @3p1cC4nuck
      @3p1cC4nuck 4 роки тому +1

      @@conwolf08wazhere11 Now THAT'S based. God I love Fables, been ordering the deluxe editions as I read through them, just finished book 4 (issue 33?).

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 2 роки тому +8

    *"RUB THAT OFF!"* - _Mario_

  • @tommyhunt1068
    @tommyhunt1068 4 роки тому +62

    This VA for Peach is really good. Even the Broken Peach VA is good.

  • @baseddino
    @baseddino 3 роки тому +875

    "Imma go stare in the corner until you need me" awesome

  • @rayclemenes7638
    @rayclemenes7638 4 роки тому +218

    Jokes aside, the animation and artstyle of this cartoon is top-notch.

    • @360fulkilljoy
      @360fulkilljoy 4 роки тому +2

      looks like legitimate paper mario

  • @mattdiesel2294
    @mattdiesel2294 Рік тому +7

    Good god!!! At 3:09, Doesn't sound exactly like Gunter the pig from the movie sing?

  • @blakeduckly2875
    @blakeduckly2875 4 роки тому +1107

    Anime: I watch for the plot
    Hentai: I watch for the “plot”
    Flashgitz: I watch for the Raid Shadow Legends

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 4 роки тому +4

      red shadow maggots

    • @theguardsman5358
      @theguardsman5358 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamortiz4893 so you watch him too eh mate

    • @snowkbs
      @snowkbs 4 роки тому

      @@adamortiz4893 I see men of culture here

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 4 роки тому

      @@theguardsman5358 "But how did you survive?"
      "I was dronk"

  • @deamonmindgaming2054
    @deamonmindgaming2054 4 роки тому +426

    We can't give Luigi a break can we? He's having a breakdown and handle is life anymore

  • @KG-fn5yc
    @KG-fn5yc 4 роки тому +212

    I heard Mario's voice and thought to myself, "Is that meatcanyon" and looked at the description and looks like I was right

    • @mitchblythe7521
      @mitchblythe7521 4 роки тому +15

      His voice has become iconic in the animation videos, love me some papa meat 🍖

    • @Linear_Line_423
      @Linear_Line_423 4 роки тому +4

      @@mitchblythe7521 *C E A S E.*

    • @wheresmyeyebrow1608
      @wheresmyeyebrow1608 4 роки тому +1

      Oh damn it is
      Just noticed now that you told me lol

    • @floru0563
      @floru0563 4 роки тому

      I honestly wasn’t expecting Mario to have a normal, American voice instead of his trademark Italian accent.

  • @NotKaima.F10
    @NotKaima.F10 5 місяців тому +6

    3:45 WeeGeePie doing something Unusual…

  • @helloturtle3749
    @helloturtle3749 4 роки тому +121

    Meatcanyon voicing mario is just perfect

  • @MegaDeathRay10
    @MegaDeathRay10 4 роки тому +366

    You can’t blame Mario he saves her like every week

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 4 роки тому +20

      Luigi has some points too though

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile 4 роки тому +5

      @ALSO-RAN ! That is the most incel thing I've ever read.

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 4 роки тому +12

      @@EsteemedReptile yup definitely an r/niceguys moment

    • @joshjess9841
      @joshjess9841 4 роки тому +5

      Not just that, but Peach can use the same power-up items that the Mario bros. use, and her castle must be stockpiled with them in case Bowser tries to invade again. She CAN defend herself. No excuse.

    • @Linear_Line_423
      @Linear_Line_423 4 роки тому +4

      Don't blame Peach either. What about the Toads? They've no idea how to save her. So now Mario has to bust his balls going out and saving her. It's not Mario's fault, nor Peaches' fault. Its the toads for not understanding how to do the job.

  • @Deleteduser666
    @Deleteduser666 4 роки тому +158

    The true monster only shows when it has nothing to fear...

    • @Deleteduser666
      @Deleteduser666 4 роки тому +1

      @@lakamokolaka yes that was part of it thank you

  • @straumboney1903
    @straumboney1903 9 місяців тому +13

    This video is shadow banned.
    Search the title and you only get other videos from FG or reaction videos to it.

  • @tomioluwa1284
    @tomioluwa1284 4 роки тому +454

    Mario: She's f*****g the goombas
    Luigi: Oh (pull out gun and aims at his head)
    Me: when and where did he get a gun

    • @quagsirefan8946
      @quagsirefan8946 4 роки тому +25

      Ever since Mario + Rabbids, the Mushroom Kingdom started manufacturing guns

    • @its-a-meluigi5370
      @its-a-meluigi5370 4 роки тому +8

      It was in his pants to fool Daisy into fcking him

    • @afterburnerdyanite4555
      @afterburnerdyanite4555 4 роки тому +2

      96th like

    • @lcprphoenix
      @lcprphoenix 4 роки тому +3

      Why you think luigi wins by doing nothing?

    • @yeah8780
      @yeah8780 4 роки тому +1

      same place Joseph joe star got his Tommy gun

  • @windingclover3562
    @windingclover3562 4 роки тому +75

    The video was weird, but I swear this and the internet historian are the only channels where I enjoy watching the ads

  • @alittlebitd3ad
    @alittlebitd3ad 4 роки тому +110

    2:02 small detail of the book's page being flipped to the left like traditional mangas