whales isnt a town? its a sea animal? remeber after brexit, we sent some celtic coutnry to the west of us into the sea? why does tom scott even go on whales? he didnt drown?!
"hey, can you guys play?" "sorry man i'm off to the arctic for three weeks" "sorry, no. i am not inside a fusion reactor" "nope, i am in an unpowered glider, sorry" "i'm flying a few thousand feet over lincolnshire" "i am at platform nine and three quarters, maybe next time" "not today, i'm on top of a hill" "can't, sorry, i am squinting into the sun" "i am about to cross a road, maybe later" "can't, i am at the summit of mount evans" "i'm exactly 30 miles away from the intersection of beverly boulevard and north la cienega boulevard, sorry" "nope, i'm about to play bubble football" "maybe another time, right now i am putting myself at risk of being sued" "sorry but i am with norm" "speaking of norm, last time i was outside this pub with norm, he taught me how to strangle someone. so i can't play" "i would but this is a packet and bottle of freeze-dried urine" "can't, sorry bro, this is a dead man" "i wish i could but the road behind me is closed" "sorry dude this is gonna be a fairly disappointing video" (0:08, 0:10, 0:19, 0:25, 0:27, 0:35, 0:37, 0:49, 0:52, 0:57, 1:02, 1:05, 1:19, 1:22, 1:42, 1:53, 2:37, 2:39)
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear dan
This makes me want to believe that whenever he arrives somewhere Tom Scott does a three-quarter turn and announces his location to the middle distance regardless of whether or not a camera is present.
"I'm in Weldon Spring" 0:00 "I'm in Gävle" 0:01 "I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat" 0:02 "I'm inside one of the Inchindown oil tanks" 0:05 "I'm off to the Arctic for 3 weeks" 0:08 "I am not inside a fusion reactor" 0:10 "I'm in Hull" 0:12 "I am in Morocco" 0:13 "I am at Disney World" 0:15 "I'm in Resolute" 0:16 "I'm in an airplane bathroom" 0:17 "I am in an unpowered glider" 0:19 "I am in Iceland" 0:20 "I'm standing in Europort" 0:21 "I'm in the British Museum" 0:23 "I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire" 0:25 "I am at platform 9 and 3 quarters" 0:27 "I am under the English Channel" 0:30 "I am still in the Arctic" 0:31 "I'm in Gibraltar" 0:32 "I'm on Marylebone road" 0:34 "I'm on top of a hill" 0:35 "I'm on 50th street" 0:36 "I am squinting into the sun" 0:37 "I'm on Swanscombe peninsula" 0:39 "I'm in Swindon" 0:40 "I am in Baton Rouge" 0:41 "I am in Baarle-Hertog" 0:42 "I am outside the Bank of England" 0:43 "I'm in Cape May" 0:46 "I'm in the Computer History Museum" 0:47 "I am about to cross a road" 0:49 "I'm in Bristol" 0:51 "I am at the summit of Mount Evans" 0:52 "I'm on my way back from the Arctic" 0:54 "I am at Space Camp" 0:56 "I am exactly 30 miles away from the intersection of Beverly Boulevard and North Cienega Boulevard" 0:57 "I'm about to play bubble football" 1:02 "I am in Greenwich" 1:05 "I am putting myself at risk of being sued" 1:06 "I am in New Orleans" 1:08 "I am at one of the tallest wind farms in Europe" 1:10 "I am at a party" 1:14 "I'm at the Eureka weather station" 1:15 "I'm in the small village of Jelling" 1:17 "I am with Norm" 1:19 "I am back with Norm" 1:20 "Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone" 1:22 "I am in the English Countryside near Canterbury, and this is a level crossing" 1:26 "I am in the One Canada Square in London and that is a beautiful sunset" 1:30 "This is an Ogham stone"1:35 "This is a teach pendant" 1:36 "This is a teasmade" 1:38 "This is London's Cable Car" 1:39 "This is a packet and bottle of freeze dried urine" 1:41 "Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake" 1:45 "This is a shipping container" 1:47 "This is a Soviet T-34 Battle Tank" 1:49 "This is a dead man" 1:52 "This is a bottle of Dasani" 1:55 "This is the Mixed Reality Lab" 1:56 "This is a Natural Spring" 1:58 "This is launch pad 39" 2:00 "This is the control room" 2:02 "This is Notre Dame" 2:03 "This used to be RAF Graveley" 2:04 "This is the Thames" 2:07 "This is the Kilogram" 2:08 "Up there is the bridge" 2:10 "This is a driverless vehicle" 2:11 "This is non-brewed condiment" 2:13 "These are the Solar Power Towers" 2:15 "That is the Angel of the North" 2:17 "This is the Ilulissat Ice fjord" 2:20 "This is Olkiluoto" 2:22 "This is Bruges" 2:24 "This is llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" 2:25 "Welcome to the town of Asbestos" 2:30 "Welcome to Calapatria" 2:32 "Welcome to a town that doesn't exist" 2:34 "Welcome to Wales" 2:36 "The road behind me is closed" 2:37 "This is going to be a fairly disappointing video" 2:39 "I am back in the UK and I have a cold" 2:41
if you click the timestamps over and over again and time the clicks correctly you can hear something that made me chuckle a little for xample if you click the i am in new orleans you can hear him say beans and in 1:06 it shounds like a shh
@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen I love Bald but Im feeling torn about him travelling... I mean he had the damn virus with heavy symptoms but he still doesnt give a damn
Tom Scott feels like a safe, harmless SCP who spontaneously appears anywhere and everywhere, starts monologuing and people just go along with it Edit: guys... I ment safe as in the concept of *not being harmful* not the _object class_
"I'm at containment site [REDACTED] and behind me is SCP-173" "I'm with Dr. Bright" "I'm back again with Dr. Bright" "Last time I was with Dr. Bright at [REDACTED] he showed me how to circumvent memetic kill agents" "I'm at the ALMA observatory, and that over there is Jupiter's red spot"
"Im in Unlondon!" *teleports* "Im in SCP-3008!" *teleports* "Im with the gate guardian!" *somehow survives and teleports* "Im inside 682's hot acid chamber" *teleports* "These are the secret files of SCP-001" *teleports* "This is Site-13" *teleports* "This is the Bismarck(scp-4217)" *teleports* "I am currently inside a private O5 council meeting" *teleports* "Im inside the sun!" "Im inside the village of pattern screamers" *teleports* "Im in fucking space!" *goes on forever*
I once went to see that field. Not inside it, just to the beautiful pond next to it. Can confirm the girls is not that useful. The pond is lovely though!
@@ammagon4519 疫情初期，美国的第一例境外输入病例是欧洲来的，并且那个人从来没有去过中国。中国从二月初开始就实行严格的居家隔离，任何不遵守规定的人，任何不戴口罩的人，都可以被拘留或罚款。反观美国，这么多人到现在还不戴口罩，连总统都几乎不戴口罩，你不会反思自己吗？你只会骂中国？你不看看谁在做什么？你看到中国控制疫情控制的多好吗？现在中国每天病例增加最多几十个，而美国一天就能增加几万病例，你不会用脑子想一想谁做的好，谁做的不好吗？ I'm not bothered to type all this in English. Use google translate to figure out what I'm saying. Yes I am Chinese. Yes I can speak English really well. Yes I do use youtube and I use it everyday. Yes I exist and there are a lot like me. No I am not a CCP bot. Such thing doesn't exist. Yes I am a real human, and I talk sense.
btw the problem is not how well china is containing their epidemic but the credibilty of the numbers they are telling. We are still talking a single party regime that keep saying that they don't have concentration camps for muslims minorities and their are made for voluntaries despite various leaks stating otherwise.
As an antivaxer I can confirm that Whales does not exist. Its just a plot by the UK government for the people there to feel special just like the moon landing and round earth
i enjoyed the “im in the arctic for 3 weeks” to “im still in the arctic” to “im on my way back from the arctic” to “i am back in the uk, and i have a cold” character arc
SCP-(Redacted)-Tom-Scott. Class-Keter Description: It can appear in many places, there does not seem to be a pattern to it. It always seems to wear a red shirt. It always announces when he does something or when he arrives to a new place, no matter the task or place. A camera is always present whenever this SCP appears. It seems to be heavily interested in telling random facts to people on his UA-cam channel. When making a video, the SCP is disguised as a human man of approximately age 35. The disguise seems to be able to age over time, however much slower than a regular human. There has so far only been 1 disguise and it had not yet stopped aging. This SCP is extremely difficult to contain due to it always having access to recording equipment and Wi-Fi, as well as the ability to teleport. It, however, can be said to be a regular human. It so far has not been seen resisting the Foundation, although it does regularly escape to record videos. It is not seen as a threat to human life, as shown by our several hundred sent D-Class, none of which suffered any sort of injury in any way.
Containement measures: Dr. [REDACTED] of the section [REDACTED] recommend to let the entity free, as it seems to produce no harm and has no other goals beside education and entertainment
Note: all recordings made my this SCP are to be thoroughly screened by foundation personal with Level 3 clearance before upload to general public, to ensure no memetic hazards or classified data is contained within. Additional note: On January 27th 2014, foundation staff approved a video for the entity's "Things you might not have known" series containing a level 1 memetic hazard, on the basis that it can serve as a warning to the general public of their dangers.
For some reason my favourite parts are when he's vague (I'm on top of a hill, I'm about to cross a road, etc.) Also love the development of his trip to the Arctic.
I'm in the Arctic I'm still in the Arctic I'm coming back from the Arctic 10/10 best writing ever The character development, the story, the acting... perfection
I like to imagine that this video is ordered in how much tom enjoys the location or thing, from least to most. The road behind him is closed is one of the most enjoyable things for tom, topped by only 2 other things, one of which is being at home with a cold. Mood. Hes also getting progressively getting happier, as time passes, in the arctic, excited to go home.
*cut to 40 years from now* “I am in Norway” “I am in the Paris catacombs” “I am at Six Flags” Nurse: No Tom you are at Bright Willows Memory Care center in Wales and this is Gerald from Unit 2, he loves pudding and nuclear reactors, you two will make fast friends!
After a while this just feels like Tom Scott documenting his travels around the world to random places, and he just wants you to know where he is. He records him saying where he is and that’s it.
"I'm going to the Arctic for 3 days" "I am still in the Arctic" "I'm on my way back from the Arctic" The greatest story arc in anime. People point out that it lacked some details from the manga but other than that it was a pretty good adaptation.
You've heard it before, but I just want to say again for the record that this video is wonderful - the pacing of the edits and the narratives and connecting themes created by their selection and ordering is just ... very very good.
Chickens be like 0:49
but why
well played
@Jumbled Echo veggie tales yes 😂😂
I haven't giggle-cackled properly in a long while thank you for this
You made me actually laugh
"I am with Norm!"
"I am back with Norm!"
"Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he told me how to strangle someone."
The trilogy.
Norm seems like a bad influence!
"I'm in Arctic"
"I'm still in the Arctic"
"I'm back from the Arctic"
Sounds Normal
@@Emppu_T. Hah! Get it, *norm* al?
Better character development than most trilogies.
"I'm going to the arctic"
"I am still in the arctic"
"I'm on my way back from the arctic"
“I am back in the UK and I have a cold”
@@Leojackbo It's a story arc and a half, honestly
"tell me a story in three lines"
Consistency👏
A trilogy to rival the original Star Wars
I love how in the end he's back in England, like he was on a life-changing journey and now he's home putting his pajamas ready to sleep.
Man went everywhere in the world and back, and only got a cold.
His journey back from the arctic was insane
This comment hits different now
he went to the arctic and caught a cold
Isn’t this the plot of The Hobbit?
I love how his most enthusiastic introduction was ‘I am about to cross a road’
"I am outside the bank of england"...
"I am INSIDE the bank of england"...
"I am in jail"
“I dropped the soap”
"I'm gay"
"I am on parole"
dallas in custody
699 like
Welcome to a town that doesn't exist.
*Welcome to Wales.*
As someone living in the UK, can confirm.
The road behind me is closed.
As someone that doesn't live anywhere, I can confirm that as well
Yeah wales doesn’t actually exist
Imagine living in the void lmao
whales isnt a town? its a sea animal? remeber after brexit, we sent some celtic coutnry to the west of us into the sea? why does tom scott even go on whales? he didnt drown?!
“I am not inside a fusion reactor” is how I’m gonna start introducing myself from now on.
What if you were introducing yourself inside a fusion reactor
@@tangyhyperspace2217 you gotta lie sometimes
Same.
"I am Fiasco63, and this is not the interior of a fusion reactor" is just fun.
Sign all your emails with that
These tomatoes do not contain asbestos.
This is literally the group chat when I ask if anyones up for aram
I wouldn't wanna play league either.
The group chat when I ask who can play tonight:
real
*The control room*
"hey, can you guys play?"
"sorry man i'm off to the arctic for three weeks"
"sorry, no. i am not inside a fusion reactor"
"nope, i am in an unpowered glider, sorry"
"i'm flying a few thousand feet over lincolnshire"
"i am at platform nine and three quarters, maybe next time"
"not today, i'm on top of a hill"
"can't, sorry, i am squinting into the sun"
"i am about to cross a road, maybe later"
"can't, i am at the summit of mount evans"
"i'm exactly 30 miles away from the intersection of beverly boulevard and north la cienega boulevard, sorry"
"nope, i'm about to play bubble football"
"maybe another time, right now i am putting myself at risk of being sued"
"sorry but i am with norm"
"speaking of norm, last time i was outside this pub with norm, he taught me how to strangle someone. so i can't play"
"i would but this is a packet and bottle of freeze-dried urine"
"can't, sorry bro, this is a dead man"
"i wish i could but the road behind me is closed"
"sorry dude this is gonna be a fairly disappointing video"
(0:08, 0:10, 0:19, 0:25, 0:27, 0:35, 0:37, 0:49, 0:52, 0:57, 1:02, 1:05, 1:19, 1:22, 1:42, 1:53, 2:37, 2:39)
"This is a shipping container" is the best excuse I've ever heard
Stolen comment
Places Tom goes:
- random towns in England
- beaches
- Chernobyl
The sun
Olkiluoto
Parallel universes
- outside the pub with norm
The arctic
"I'm with norm"..... "I'm back with norm" absolutely enthralling story telling there tom scott
*last time i was outside this pub with norm he taught me how to strangle someone*
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear dan
@@AxxLAfriku tbh im on the dissers' side
@@whirrrl yeah i agree
1:19
Students after discovering the green screen feature on Zoom:
underrated comment
Lmao
Me who was the only one who knew it existed for a year:
this made me giggle aloud thank you i hope you’ve played skyrim by now
LMFAOO
This makes me want to believe that whenever he arrives somewhere Tom Scott does a three-quarter turn and announces his location to the middle distance regardless of whether or not a camera is present.
"Please don't say it please don't say it..."
"I am about to cross a road!"
"Yes Tom... "
new scp
Luckly for him, there is always a camera present, whether he knows it or not
At Tom Scott's funeral: "I am inside a casket."
Actually whatever he does he announces it. "I'm eating cereals", "I'm having a shower"
"welcome to a town that doesn't exist"
"welcome to Wales"
that can't be a coincidence
"I'm in Weldon Spring" 0:00
"I'm in Gävle" 0:01
"I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat" 0:02
"I'm inside one of the Inchindown oil tanks" 0:05
"I'm off to the Arctic for 3 weeks" 0:08
"I am not inside a fusion reactor" 0:10
"I'm in Hull" 0:12
"I am in Morocco" 0:13
"I am at Disney World" 0:15
"I'm in Resolute" 0:16
"I'm in an airplane bathroom" 0:17
"I am in an unpowered glider" 0:19
"I am in Iceland" 0:20
"I'm standing in Europort" 0:21
"I'm in the British Museum" 0:23
"I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire" 0:25
"I am at platform 9 and 3 quarters" 0:27
"I am under the English Channel" 0:30
"I am still in the Arctic" 0:31
"I'm in Gibraltar" 0:32
"I'm on Marylebone road" 0:34
"I'm on top of a hill" 0:35
"I'm on 50th street" 0:36
"I am squinting into the sun" 0:37
"I'm on Swanscombe peninsula" 0:39
"I'm in Swindon" 0:40
"I am in Baton Rouge" 0:41
"I am in Baarle-Hertog" 0:42
"I am outside the Bank of England" 0:43
"I'm in Cape May" 0:46
"I'm in the Computer History Museum" 0:47
"I am about to cross a road" 0:49
"I'm in Bristol" 0:51
"I am at the summit of Mount Evans" 0:52
"I'm on my way back from the Arctic" 0:54
"I am at Space Camp" 0:56
"I am exactly 30 miles away from the intersection of Beverly Boulevard and North Cienega Boulevard" 0:57
"I'm about to play bubble football" 1:02
"I am in Greenwich" 1:05
"I am putting myself at risk of being sued" 1:06
"I am in New Orleans" 1:08
"I am at one of the tallest wind farms in Europe" 1:10
"I am at a party" 1:14
"I'm at the Eureka weather station" 1:15
"I'm in the small village of Jelling" 1:17
"I am with Norm" 1:19
"I am back with Norm" 1:20
"Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone" 1:22
"I am in the English Countryside near Canterbury, and this is a level crossing" 1:26
"I am in the One Canada Square in London and that is a beautiful sunset" 1:30
"This is an Ogham stone"1:35
"This is a teach pendant" 1:36
"This is a teasmade" 1:38
"This is London's Cable Car" 1:39
"This is a packet and bottle of freeze dried urine" 1:41
"Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake" 1:45
"This is a shipping container" 1:47
"This is a Soviet T-34 Battle Tank" 1:49
"This is a dead man" 1:52
"This is a bottle of Dasani" 1:55
"This is the Mixed Reality Lab" 1:56
"This is a Natural Spring" 1:58
"This is launch pad 39" 2:00
"This is the control room" 2:02
"This is Notre Dame" 2:03
"This used to be RAF Graveley" 2:04
"This is the Thames" 2:07
"This is the Kilogram" 2:08
"Up there is the bridge" 2:10
"This is a driverless vehicle" 2:11
"This is non-brewed condiment" 2:13
"These are the Solar Power Towers" 2:15
"That is the Angel of the North" 2:17
"This is the Ilulissat Ice fjord" 2:20
"This is Olkiluoto" 2:22
"This is Bruges" 2:24
"This is llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" 2:25
"Welcome to the town of Asbestos" 2:30
"Welcome to Calapatria" 2:32
"Welcome to a town that doesn't exist" 2:34
"Welcome to Wales" 2:36
"The road behind me is closed" 2:37
"This is going to be a fairly disappointing video" 2:39
"I am back in the UK and I have a cold" 2:41
Respect for mentioning Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in the comments
Mad respect
bro lmao
if you click the timestamps over and over again and time the clicks correctly you can hear something that made me chuckle a little for xample if you click the i am in new orleans you can hear him say beans and in 1:06 it shounds like a shh
"Erm achtually at 1:30 he says a gorgeous sunset not a beautiful sunset" ☝️🤓
The government: Please don’t travel, there’s a pandemic.
Influencers:
And ends with, "I'm back in the UK, and I have a cold".
That was a nice touch.
Bald and Bankrupt should be the ONLY person allowed to travel around the world during pandemic.
@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen I love Bald but Im feeling torn about him travelling... I mean he had the damn virus with heavy symptoms but he still doesnt give a damn
@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen true
@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen Nearly killed himself, but I think that's par for his travels.
Seeing him in so many places with the same red t-shirt has the same vibe as seeing your custom character in a videogame cutscene
Not in Finland 2:22
@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen underneath his hoodie
@@geraldspoonsman8411 good point
It's his thing. He likes his videos to have continuity. Don't forget about the gray hoodie, that's an even older bit of Tom Scott lore!
1:44 "Behind me is Lake Constance. It is a big lake." Really inspiring stuff.
Something trump would quote
dried urine
@@Yuglooc dried urine
1 second later: "This is a shipping container"
Me: Woooooh
@Jumbled Echo dried urine
"Behind me is Lake Constance. It is a big lake."
-Tom Scott, master of description
sounds like a Duolingo sentence ngl
I love how all of them are fairly interesting places, then you get underwhelming gems like “I’m about to cross a road”
I am squinting into the sun!!
...and the "underwhelming" ones usually actually turn out to be fascinating.
Tom Scott feels like a safe, harmless SCP who spontaneously appears anywhere and everywhere, starts monologuing and people just go along with it
Edit: guys... I ment safe as in the concept of *not being harmful* not the _object class_
I think
I will steal this idea!
"I'm at containment site [REDACTED] and behind me is SCP-173"
"I'm with Dr. Bright"
"I'm back again with Dr. Bright"
"Last time I was with Dr. Bright at [REDACTED] he showed me how to circumvent memetic kill agents"
"I'm at the ALMA observatory, and that over there is Jupiter's red spot"
"Im in Unlondon!"
*teleports*
"Im in SCP-3008!"
*teleports*
"Im with the gate guardian!"
*somehow survives and teleports*
"Im inside 682's hot acid chamber"
*teleports*
"These are the secret files of SCP-001"
*teleports*
"This is Site-13"
*teleports*
"This is the Bismarck(scp-4217)"
*teleports*
"I am currently inside a private O5 council meeting"
*teleports*
"Im inside the sun!"
"Im inside the village of pattern screamers"
*teleports*
"Im in fucking space!"
*goes on forever*
i read it as NPC and i feel like it’s just as accurate
they need to make it
I now want Tom Scott to introduce everything in my life to me like: "This is your House!" "This is your fridge" "This is your pudding"
"This is your bedroom"
@@Bligito "This is me, watching you sleep"
"I found out how to stalk someone with an airtag."
“i am in your walls”
"That is my pudding"
"I am back in the UK, and I have a cold."
I love the implication that he caught it on one of his many adventures
probably from the arctic
@@nuxx1876It *is* cold there
Rewatching this video to honor a legend
2:00
"This is Launchpad 39"
"This is the control room"
*"THIS IS NOTRE DAME"*
WHAT ARE YOU GONG TO DO TO NOTRE DAME SCOTT
he killed eeveryone
"This used to be Notre Dame"
I have created it ua-cam.com/video/lcJVkeUwyrI/v-deo.html
@@Sleepy-yp4wx light it on fire
The disappointment in his voice when he says
"I'm in Hull"
I’d like to go to Hull someday
@@lawrencecalablaster568 I'm there right now, you're missing nothing
I'd rather live in the abandoned town of Pripyat than Hull tbh
I'm from hull, that really didn't look like hull...
@@NaziZombieSharpShot why does everyone dislike Hull, Slough, & Scunthorpe?
Impressive how he managed to go so many places during his trip to the Arctic
True
I love how he's laughing while saying "I am with norm" and "I am back with norm" - 1:19
notice how he's no longer laughing after he says that norm taught him how to strangle someone
"I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm in Hull"
Perfect placement
My favourites are
“I am squinting into the sun.”
“I. AM. ABOUT, TO CROSS A ROAD.”
And
“I am at risk of being sued.”
I'm on top of a hill is one of my favorites
0:49
I am back in the UK, and I have a cold.
1:02 I'm about to play Bubble Football
I am with Norm, he tought me how to strangle someone
Is my fav tho
"I am NOT inside a fusion reactor"
neither am I
That's what someone inside a fusion reactor would say!
Welp good thing im -not-- in a nuclear powerplant.....
I'm not a cat
That one hair tie you lost and never can find:
Your hair tie was taught how to strangle someone
He could say "Welcome to your mom's bedroom" and I'd be so captivated I wouldn't even feel insulted
"Ok who's available tonight?"
Everyone's responses in the gc other than silence:
"This field, right here, in the middle of nowhere, in Russia, doesn't seem that useful. Because it is not"
I once went to see that field. Not inside it, just to the beautiful pond next to it. Can confirm the girls is not that useful. The pond is lovely though!
I understood that reference!
"Every Time we see children frolicking in this field, they are beat with sticks and then sent to Yakutsk for 8 months"
People when they get diagnosed with covid
"I am back in the UK, and I have a cold."
Chinese people be like when this whole thing started
@@ammagon4519 疫情初期，美国的第一例境外输入病例是欧洲来的，并且那个人从来没有去过中国。中国从二月初开始就实行严格的居家隔离，任何不遵守规定的人，任何不戴口罩的人，都可以被拘留或罚款。反观美国，这么多人到现在还不戴口罩，连总统都几乎不戴口罩，你不会反思自己吗？你只会骂中国？你不看看谁在做什么？你看到中国控制疫情控制的多好吗？现在中国每天病例增加最多几十个，而美国一天就能增加几万病例，你不会用脑子想一想谁做的好，谁做的不好吗？
I'm not bothered to type all this in English. Use google translate to figure out what I'm saying.
Yes I am Chinese. Yes I can speak English really well. Yes I do use youtube and I use it everyday. Yes I exist and there are a lot like me. No I am not a CCP bot. Such thing doesn't exist. Yes I am a real human, and I talk sense.
@@Eric-lo2ug "No i am not a CCP bot" this is exactly what a CCP bot would say
btw the problem is not how well china is containing their epidemic but the credibilty of the numbers they are telling. We are still talking a single party regime that keep saying that they don't have concentration camps for muslims minorities and their are made for voluntaries despite various leaks stating otherwise.
He's been everywhere, but the true star of the show is norm. He's just a great guy, and knows how to strangle someone
if you saw the video, he also know how to snap someone's neck!
Note, now Tim also knows how to strangle someone. Well, the theory at least.
@@sharpfang My favorite youtuber: Tim Scitt
The homies when you want to game but don’t want to game solo
the first half is what all of your friends say when you want to voice chat
"welcome to a town that doesn't exist"
"welcome to wales"
As an antivaxer I can confirm that Whales does not exist. Its just a plot by the UK government for the people there to feel special just like the moon landing and round earth
@@woopiscoopi4513 Everyone knows Antivaxers dont exist its part of a goverment control test thing.....WAKE UP SHEEP
2:33 "Welcome to the town that doesn't exist, welcome to Wales"
I DIED THERE LMAO
Does Wales even exist
@@Janissary452 obviously not. Actually, it is just a communist outpost tarned as a city.
@@pie6029 communist tumor Within The capitalist west
It's time , comrades
I’m sure your family misses you, Rest In Peace.
i was just about to comment that lmao
me: orders something from china
my parcel tracking:
“I am in an airplane bathroom”
1:14
I'm at risk of being sued
LMAO
t h i s i s a t e a s m a d e
I love how he whispers "Welcome to a town that doesn't exist" as if he doesn't want the townspeople to find out
“I’m off to the Artic for three weeks
“I am still in the Artic”
“I’m on my way back from the Artic”
The holy trinity
"I am back in the UK, and I have a cold."
i enjoyed the “im in the arctic for 3 weeks” to “im still in the arctic” to “im on my way back from the arctic” to “i am back in the uk, and i have a cold” character arc
I love how he's in all these improbable and wacky places and then:
"I'm in Hull."
"I'm in Swindon."
"Im on top of a hill"
@@DerFrischkopf I'm about to cross a road
@@verticalflyingb737 I'm about to jump off a roof
@@gracjanszmyt1442 I'm in the afterlife
this is a packet and bottle of freeze-dried urine
Everyone asks tom where he is, but never how he is :(
he's back in the uk and he has a cold
And he's at risk of being sued
I think he's about to cross a road
And he is not in a fusion reactor
@@verticalflyingb737 i don't know about that, he's not inside a fusion reactor. Maybe he is in a fission reactor...
The group chat when you ask "Who's available to game tonight?"
SCP-(Redacted)-Tom-Scott. Class-Keter
Description: It can appear in many places, there does not seem to be a pattern to it. It always seems to wear a red shirt. It always announces when he does something or when he arrives to a new place, no matter the task or place. A camera is always present whenever this SCP appears. It seems to be heavily interested in telling random facts to people on his UA-cam channel. When making a video, the SCP is disguised as a human man of approximately age 35. The disguise seems to be able to age over time, however much slower than a regular human. There has so far only been 1 disguise and it had not yet stopped aging. This SCP is extremely difficult to contain due to it always having access to recording equipment and Wi-Fi, as well as the ability to teleport. It, however, can be said to be a regular human. It so far has not been seen resisting the Foundation, although it does regularly escape to record videos. It is not seen as a threat to human life, as shown by our several hundred sent D-Class, none of which suffered any sort of injury in any way.
Containement measures: Dr. [REDACTED] of the section [REDACTED] recommend to let the entity free, as it seems to produce no harm and has no other goals beside education and entertainment
@@michka841
Special containment procedures approved by the O5 Council.
Note: all recordings made my this SCP are to be thoroughly screened by foundation personal with Level 3 clearance before upload to general public, to ensure no memetic hazards or classified data is contained within.
Additional note: On January 27th 2014, foundation staff approved a video for the entity's "Things you might not have known" series containing a level 1 memetic hazard, on the basis that it can serve as a warning to the general public of their dangers.
Minor nitpick: he’d be Euclid class probably since he’s an unknown but generally harmless
@@Axqu7227
Harm ≠ classification
Difficulty to contain = classification
The amount of swagger Tom has when saying he's in the most mundane places always makes me smile
0:10 that's exactly what someone who is in a fusion reactor would say...
1:09 My favourite Tom Scott video is where he gets turned into a tree.
and then a windfarm
Man has been in more places in 10 seconds than I've been in my whole life
For some reason my favourite parts are when he's vague (I'm on top of a hill, I'm about to cross a road, etc.)
Also love the development of his trip to the Arctic.
I like to imagine Tom is just breaking into all these places and is trying to do his monologues quickly so he doesn’t get caught.
That's why he always does his videos in a single take!
I'm in the arctic
I'm still in the arctic
I'm leaving the arctic
I'm back in the UK, and I have a cold.
@@KuroInside_ The plot thickens..
I liked the part where Tom introduced places
I really like the part where Tom moves his lips
Time stamp?
I wondered who else noticed that.
I somewhat prefer the parts where Tom introduces things. And Norm.
so did i
If the next Jet Lag season doesn't have at least a reference to this I will riot
I love the way how he sounds more hyped to cross the road than being on the summit of Mount Everest
0:49 First time ever going outside to run errands without my parents:
Going from crossing a road to the summit of Mt. Evans
2:25 Damn, he didn't have to flex like that
He said it completely wrong
@@Glegh doesn't seem completely wrong to me, even though definitely not perfect
@@great_hedgehog8199 the start was pretty much perfect, then he said golllyly quinn
He didn't flex. He just said it wrongly. Or rather, as an Englishman who doesn't speak Welsh!
@@great_hedgehog8199hi I'm Welsh yeah he absolutely butchered it lmao
"This is a Soviet T-34 battle tank!"
*"This is a dead man."*
This is dark.
what did tom do to him
"I am outside Buckingham Palace"
"I am inside Buckingham Palace"
"I am inside a police van"
"I am in prison"
When you ask the boys if they want to hang out
I'm in the Arctic
I'm still in the Arctic
I'm coming back from the Arctic
10/10 best writing ever
The character development, the story, the acting... perfection
I am back in the UK, and I have a cold
While this comment is obviously facetious, hearing Tom describe his trip to the Arctic is really quite enjoyable! 👌🍍
I've never been able to travel much. I know this is a meme but seeing Tom in all these places really cheers me up...
:)
"I'm back in the UK and I have a cold."
travelling, mate, tell me about it
I like to imagine that this video is ordered in how much tom enjoys the location or thing, from least to most.
The road behind him is closed is one of the most enjoyable things for tom, topped by only 2 other things, one of which is being at home with a cold.
Mood.
Hes also getting progressively getting happier, as time passes, in the arctic, excited to go home.
Can’t wait for the DLC of this with Tom saying “I’m in Jet Lag: The Game”
"I'm at a party"
*Damn that's the hardest place to get to*
*cut to 40 years from now*
“I am in Norway”
“I am in the Paris catacombs”
“I am at Six Flags”
Nurse: No Tom you are at Bright Willows Memory Care center in Wales and this is Gerald from Unit 2, he loves pudding and nuclear reactors, you two will make fast friends!
That’s so sad
Nooooooo
Was it all just a dream?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
**Just a burning memory starts playing**
My mom: Where are you?
Me, giving too many details: 0:57
i like how it slowly transferred from "I'm in" to "this is"
"Last time, I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone-"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhokayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fancy meeting you here
@@emoshi3712 oh shit
aw
i wanted to know how to strangle someone
:(
2:26 When you have a stroke
After a while this just feels like Tom Scott documenting his travels around the world to random places, and he just wants you to know where he is. He records him saying where he is and that’s it.
Tom Scott: "I am in your walls"
This gets even funnier if you choose to imagine these all literally being back to back and Tom is just showing off his new found ability to teleport.
“I am not inside of a nuclear fusion reactor” could work for all of them
"Welcome to Wales" "The road is closed"
Yep, that's about right.
Aberdare in a nutshell.
"I am in Hull." What a nightmare.
The boys when I ask who’s up for roleplaying:
This is like a Tom Scott bingo, trying to see which videos you’ve watched
"I'm going to the Arctic for 3 days"
"I am still in the Arctic"
"I'm on my way back from the Arctic"
The greatest story arc in anime. People point out that it lacked some details from the manga but other than that it was a pretty good adaptation.
You're missing "I am back in the UK and I have a cold."
It’s crazy how many things this man has done. If you go deep into the Tom Scott rabbit hole, you keep finding things that he’s done
This Tom Scott’s version of “hey vsauce Micheal here” but better
I love how enthusiastic he is about crossing a road
The meme of excuses to not go out with my friends brought me here and didnt disappoint
no one:
Logan Paul: 1:53
UNDERATTED
Lmao
holy shit
It's been 6 years- 3 years from when you posted that, can we at least calm down 😭
I liked this better than the short version.
Wait really
0:05 is one of my favourites, just how he whispers it is so amusing to me
“Welcome to a town that doesn’t exist”
“Welcome to Wales!”
1:29 when you're on the 19th floor of 1 Counter Square in London and notice a gorgeous sunset
*canada square
You've heard it before, but I just want to say again for the record that this video is wonderful - the pacing of the edits and the narratives and connecting themes created by their selection and ordering is just ... very very good.
The arctic arc
Google Earth Challenge: Tom Scott Edition
There was that time he (and Matt) challenged people to figure out where they watched an eclipse from
0:37 we get it tom, you travel
This is a goose
This is a goose on a train
This is a goose being hit by a train
“(Hears muffled) I am in your walls”
I could watch Tom just saying what things are forever.