Sneak Peek At The Ultimate Jew At Work 3: Jews & Gentiles
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2008
- Here's a look at my current Broadway show. This is one of my classic routines that from time to time I throw in because it's my last show. People say that everybody is the same and that I shouldn't generalize about people, but if that were true there would be no such thing as the study of comparative culture. This is a light hearted routine about the differences between Jews and Gentiles. Enjoy.
I knew he was great the first time I saw him! I still watch reruns of his specials! He was one of a kind and he was brilliant! RIP Jackie!
Saw Jackie in NYC - he is one of a kind. An American Comedic Genius.
The last of the great comedians. Kept me laughing for many years. May his memory be for a blessing.
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As an Australian , I only discovered Jackie Mason here on UA-cam about 6 months ago. What a brilliant comedian he was. I think I’ve now watched all of his material and he’s kept me in stitches. It just goes to show, you can be super funny without the F word being used in every sentence. Jackie reminds me of the Welsh comedian Jethro. Another guy that would have you rolling in the aisles without swearing. 2 fantastic comedians that have now passed on. RIP fellas. 🙏🏻✝️🇺🇸🇬🇧
Amen!
This guy is Brilliant.
Jacky, as an Armenian I got a kick out of your roles in The Jerk and Caddyshack 2 as Harry and Jack Haroutunian, you played our role well, haha. Me and my Jewish and non Jewish friends love your comedy, success to you!
Mr. Mason please could you upload more of your onstage material.
You are one of the best comics ever !!!
ROTFL, my best friend is Jewish and he can't use call waiting to save his life!!! I had to show him this as soon as I saw it!
Jackie is the best!
One of the best!!
RIP Jackie!
Identification is the source of all suffering and for Jackie a source of humor
it's simple, this guy made me laugh 😂
Jackie is best on stage!!!
Carlin, best non-Jewish commedian/sociologist...ever. Mason, best Jewish commedian/sociologist ever (maybe Buddy Hackett, or Woody in stand-up early years). Yes...David Letterman just doing his show. Jon Stewart...excellent. Yeah Jackie Mason is absolutely one of best EVER.
the foot thing,,,I have seen it ROTFL 'thats not a real foot I got a REAL foot" lol
Briliant
@2:42,
It's kind of strange how there aren't as many Jewish engineers as there are physicists in the US. I could see a great sketch with Einstein struggling to use tivo.
@3:52,
How did Solomon's temple get built?
Union labor😊
As real as they come.
What does corny mean? Or is it corny old?
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Can anyone tell me which grade mason he is?
YOU MADE ME LAUGH TODAY! MAYO CAN BE A SPREAD ON MEAT OR CHEESE,OR FISH .OR DOUBLE MAYO,JEW SANDWITCH ,EVEN A FALAFEL !
@BrucesGirl21 what are you talking about we can eat mayo with whatever! It's only a problem to eat meat and milk together(some customs don't have fish and milk as well) but mayo is fine
lol my dads and measure are garden just like that putting one foot in front of each other.But neither of ever worked out to use a vcr machine but now we'eve got a smart TV it does not matter.He told me we can't figure it out because we are deslyexic.
hmm, do you press the Rec button?
Sorry I started to read the commentary and shocked that in this day and age such ignorance still persists.
Yes, but NOW the plot is unveiled, we outnumber YOU!
Jews contributed a lot to theoretical science and law, but in America, for some reason relatively few Jews went into engineering. In Israel, it's different, but I was just commenting on the joke. The same for my Solomon's temple remarks.
Actually, he was born Yacov Moshe Maza in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Odd that you would add a "-vitz".
Almost everybody in American show business performs under an Anglicized name ... and has for at least 150 years.
It comes from a deep understanding of human nature.
Since you're replying to somebody you should've clicked reply so it was clear. By the way, there are mayos without milk so no problem for religious Jews to have it with meat. But I don't know anybody that eats meat with mayo.
There is no mayonnaise on Earth that contains any milk or milk products.
Everybody (certainly every Jew) puts mayo on a white-meat chicken or turkey sandwich (which can be rather dry) and everyone incorporates mayo in chicken salad.
@Fersomling
Guess its better to look a like then to look at least a little like Jackie Mason.
Madam. I don't support any religion, though I was baptised in a C of E church. I soon dropped that nonsense when I was old enough to know better. But I remember enough to know that Jesus is dead. We won't go into who killed him.....
But what Gentile would want to behave like a dead person? Who would employ a dead carpenter? You think we're all shmucks?
Sheeesh......
Saw Jackie when he was in London last year. Wonderful stuff!
Very funny
Um, you think Mr. Mason reads the comments section?
I'll oppress ya: Smack! POW! oof! Bang! Now tell me a joke!
Closet space ♡♥ Genial
+MONICA ANICA Vielen Dank.
Doesn't have the same ring on the billboards.
RIP Jackie
The Muhammad Ali of funny men Jackie the greatest
Oh yes there is. Look up real jewish kosher guide uk. It goes to kosher org uk site(if it says US there it stands for united synagogue!), then search for hellman and it shows you Mayonnaise Real is Parev, Mayonnaise Light is Dairy. BTW the ingredients are probably different to the United States version.The UK one I think doesn't use Soy(except on pesach as maybe it goes american).The US one maybe always has Soy. And maybe the US(United States) ones, real and light,r Parev I don't know(cont)
he said this was his last show now he is playing in westbery in new york 2011.
I guess he need more money. but he lied to us
WHAT ARE THE INGREDIANTS OF MAYO? EGGS YOLKS, OIL ,,A BISSLE LEMON JUICE ,ITS CALLED PARVE ,SHMUCKS ,MAYO GOES GREAT WITH A SHAWARMA ,AND JACKIE SHOULD HIRE ME TODO HIS HUSE WOIKE ,CAUSE HE HAS NOOOO IDEA ,HOW TO CHANGE A BULB
AM YISROEL CHAI!
As a Gentile/agnostic I get absolutely fucking sick of that rich/greedy Jewish stereotype.Most of my friends and mother in law are Jewish.The vast majority are social workers or similar who barely squeak by financially.If you're insecure or bitter and need to hate someone, you mnight want to find a concrete reason.Then you might not make quite such a fool of yourself.
I will bet almost anything that not one of you haters even knows a Jewish person. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus was, no, IS a Jew, and you all are not behaving very much like him. Sad state of affairs when we all need to get along, particularly at this point in time. It's about community. When we fall prey to the divisions created for us, we doom ourselves. Time to wake up.
jordan is palestine
when the british split up the land, they gave jordan and lebanon to the palestinians, and israel to the jews
I AM CHANCELLOR THE JEW!!!
why lie to us jackie. you say this is your last show and 2 years later your doing westbery in new york
There are Jewish people that work with their hands. A Jewish guy where I work has a father who is a car mechanic. My mother once hired a Jewish handyman named "Schlomo" to put up some wall cabinets for her. With all due respect, Mr. Mason tends to generalize too much, sometimes.
Robin Williams was not Jewish
Most people prefer pure comedy and don't care about Jew issues.
The Three Stooges were Jews but didn't feel the need to ram their religion down people's throats
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They were genuinely funny...
My nephew is trying to launch a career as a "funnyman",.. he's the Jackie Mason of Atheists,.. a one trick pony, so to speak.
That isn't ramming. You have an attitude, I think. That's what (who) he knows and casts it in a very funny and loving way. To "get him', maybe it helps to be Jewish, I guess, for once! Sorry about that...
Jan Freed
To put the shoe on the other foot...
How long could you bear an interminable "comedy routine" about Muslims, Mohammed and Islam for example?
Not very long, I'm betting...
You have to be Jewish to appreciate Jewish humor. Robin Williams wasn't Jewish and he was a great comedian, as was John Belushi. You miss the point, Ger. You don;t understand the pathos and soul of Jewish life and how Mason captures it perfectly. He was a great star, certainly not among the great comedy geniuses including Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks, Robin Williams, George Carlin, John Belushi and Eddie Murphy before his career turned to crap.
+Don Cohen As a gentile, I must disagree. Les Ger loves the Stooges, but I prefer the Marx Brothers. A lot has to do with culture. I grew up in San Francisco, and I knew a lot Jewish people growing up, and learned to understand and appreciate their abrasiveness and humor. As I put it my friends in Israel, "you guys are an acquired taste." When I went to the Garden Tomb, a famous Christian site in Jerusalem which some believe is THE tomb of Jesus, I saw that one of the two places to lay bodies was left unfinished. Seeing this, I imagined the man who owned the tomb didn't want to be put in there: "No--when I die, don't you dare put me in that tomb! It's defective! The last guy came back!"
Maybe to FULLY appreciate it, yes, I'd have to be Jewish, but to just appreciate it, grok it, love it, not so much.
+Les Ger if a Muslim comedian has a genuinely funny routine about it, yes, certainly. And in fact, being in Israel for seven years, in an Arab neighborhood, there was a lot of humor to be observed. Like the "Palestinians" being upset with the Jewish Israelis, and thus boycotting themselves by closing their own businesses--meaning they'd have to shop at Jewish establishments. Or claiming their civil rights were being violated by the Jerusalem authorities, and then boycotting the municipal elections. While that's not specifically Muslim, that's still funny.
Designed and planned by Hiram's technicians and architects and built with Jewish forced labor. I Kings, Chapter 5.
hannahgianna1 check out Norman Finkelstein. lol.
(continued-know) by the way, you have or have chosen a very strange surname. If I hadn't read what you'd written i'd have suspected you were an anti-semite!
Why should he?
And what's it to ya?
there is a palestinian state: jordan
and the other arab nations will let you in as well
you have plenty of land, why can't we keep our little strip of desert?
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As funny as Jackie Mason is,He really seems to hit the nail on the head.
you are the ultimate jew
I have to disagree with you here, this guy is among the anti-arab jews, and he is a republican, so he is against us Arabs and believes that we are all bad and nasty, he is very critical of democrats and liberals, so you really shouldn't hate on him, that is my job.
Robin Williams was NOT Jewish!!!!
Are you for real
I am just glad someone can say the word jew without being called anti-semetic
First of all, Hews are Hebrews, surely Jesus was not of Anglo Saxon English descent. Second of all, you lose the attitude, you are the one telling me to get out of America and that I do not belong here, how do you expect me to react, with flowers? Third of all, my name is not Achmed, nor is it important what it is.
Good try, son. Maybe Allah can tell jokes better than Jackie Mason, huh?
who wrote that a jew can eat mayo just not with meat?not a cook ,maybe a kook,mayo is oil and eggs ,nothing dairy about it (milchik)again shoenfeld you aint funny ,but your a jew so your my brother,
I call you a racist, because of all the racial slurs ou use, as if we are not all people, and your calling me an "arab" in the context that you made, only emphazies that point. I have met many people defnding th palestinians without the racism, some of the were even Jews. We hate zionsit influence in America, so we are the only pals you have too, thank you very much.
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jew
Go back to you real name, dude, if you are going to bring it.
Seinfeld is 1000X funnier than Mason, but then again he's got more than one topic to talk about.
You don't understand the inferences and reference points, Coldacre. Stand up isn't Seinfeld's strong point.
jackie your funny ,but as a jew i would not pay for your show ,your just not that funny anymore especially after bringing the most unfunny un jew into this, jerald shoenfeld how you like them sour apples ?you want i should by a ticket to your show?buy an iron dome and donate it to israel jerald