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  • Sarah Palin's linguistically acrobatic endorsement of Donald Trump wasn't fair to the rest of the candidates. So Stephen's got a Palin endorsement for everyone.
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  • @TheReal7Bit
    @TheReal7Bit 8 років тому +2380

    And people say Colbert lost his grip after the Report? This is fucking hilarious and classic Colbert, fantastic

    • @BrandonTabin
      @BrandonTabin 8 років тому +30

      I honestly can't decide which is better, The Colbert Report or The Late Show.

    • @TheReal7Bit
      @TheReal7Bit 8 років тому +33

      +Brandon Tabin Ok I'm really all for the Late Show but the Report was the arguably better program, I think almost everyone can agree on that

    • @ShadyShadok
      @ShadyShadok 8 років тому +27

      +Brandon Tabin because it's the person not the show. You could put him anywhere and he would shine! I'm serious.

    • @BrandonTabin
      @BrandonTabin 8 років тому +27

      +ShadyShadok True. I especially loved his testimony before Congress on the migrant worker issue and his performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2006. Dude is a legend.

    • @tylerlewis3856
      @tylerlewis3856 8 років тому +3

      +Mr. Tulip He even managed to try to increase the name recognition of the 3 most moderate/electable/not insane candidates (Bush, Clinton, Rubio).

  • @meghasharmaJ1
    @meghasharmaJ1 8 років тому +2111

    That's not just Sarah Palin.-
    It's Sarah Palin doing Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin :D

    • @ttwilightzzone
      @ttwilightzzone 8 років тому +16

      +megha sharma Wow, it all makes sense now. Sort of.

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 8 років тому +36

      +megha sharma
      Unfortunately, I don't think Sarah Palin could be that clever...
      or spell "clever" for that matter.

    • @kenobiadc
      @kenobiadc 8 років тому +7

      +megha sharma HAHAHAHA It's an inception of Sarah Palin

    • @lusitanimendes641
      @lusitanimendes641 8 років тому +6

      +megha sharma #ThisCommentForPresident2016

    • @jackp.richardson6415
      @jackp.richardson6415 8 років тому +1

      +megha sharma That is awesome xD

  • @EvanSol919
    @EvanSol919 8 років тому +1221

    Fun fact - hours before she endorsed Trump, her son was arrested for domestic violence. Ah the Palins, our First Family of Train wrecks.

    • @jewelnabq01
      @jewelnabq01 8 років тому +94

      +EvanSol919 And she did address that....it was Obama's fault. And I am not joking.

    • @EvanSol919
      @EvanSol919 8 років тому +61

      +jewelnabq01 Oh I heard. So much for the party of personal responsibility.

    • @donmoore7785
      @donmoore7785 8 років тому +14

      +EvanSol919 But... that was Obama's fault. lol

    • @Karijl-tb2dx
      @Karijl-tb2dx 8 років тому

      চজ

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 8 років тому +2

      +jewelnabq01
      What twisted logic did she use for that?

  • @SatanistSin
    @SatanistSin 8 років тому +24

    The worst part is, she keeps looking down. You mean to tell me she's reading a speech? That shit was written down!? WTF!?

  • @TheKritickill99
    @TheKritickill99 8 років тому +927

    Even Trump himself looks like he's trying to figure out what the hell she's babbling about.

    • @courtneywhite6939
      @courtneywhite6939 8 років тому +29

      +TheKritickill99 I know I was just thinking that... he looked so confused hahahaha

    • @DabIMON
      @DabIMON 8 років тому +83

      +TheKritickill99 Now he knows how everyone else feels around him.

    • @beneye1
      @beneye1 8 років тому +1

      +TheKritickill99 And he's a chatterbox mind you.

    • @1970borntorun
      @1970borntorun 3 роки тому +2

      Trump was the worst President imaginable, but at least you could follow what he was saying. Sarah is so dumb she needs help putting on a hat lol

  • @Worldchampionshipwrestling
    @Worldchampionshipwrestling 8 років тому +681

    "RIGHT WINGIN BITTER CLINGIN GUN SLINGING OF OUR RELIGION OF EARTH" ?????? Wha...Wha Whaaaaa???

    • @catthatisalsoacat3134
      @catthatisalsoacat3134 8 років тому +60

      Is that what she said? Thank you, I didn't understand a word out of her mouth.

    • @vsh1998
      @vsh1998 8 років тому +79

      +OptimusPickles Someone add a beat to that. She's a dope rapper.

    • @anilrao2485
      @anilrao2485 8 років тому +32

      +OptimusPickles No no silly, you misunderstood her. What she was saying was "Right Winging bitter clingin proud clingers of our guns, our daughter and our religions and our constitution."
      Makes much more sense now doesn't it!

    • @kayomholt-montague611
      @kayomholt-montague611 8 років тому +19

      +OptimusPickles - I heard she tanks up on several highly caffeinated drinks before these presentations. Actually, I am thinking a combination of METH and PCP for this shocking, mind-numbing, speech! If not meth and/or pcp, could it be that Sarah Palin is a lobotomy-survivor!

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +8

      +Kay Omholt-Montague Nope she's not on anything, completely sober...which should be scarier because if she was on something, then I would at least feel bad about what she's doing to herself.

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 8 років тому +794

    I'd rather vote for a fictional crab than Trump, Cruz, Bush, etc., and this is coming from a Republican.

    • @SilvesterFrank
      @SilvesterFrank 8 років тому +12

      +Jim Kelly would you vote Sanders?

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 8 років тому +30

      Sure looks that way. I have no faith in any of the GOP candidates. I mean, Bush would rather talk fantasy football than debate immigration.

    • @rannynguyen557
      @rannynguyen557 8 років тому +4

      +Jim Kelly We would get some nice musical numbers too!!

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 8 років тому +15

      Can't wait to hear "Under the Sea" as part of the inauguration speech.

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 8 років тому +3

      Andrew Mohar Probably use the eenie-meenie-minnie-mo" method.

  • @thecofounders
    @thecofounders 8 років тому +197

    Can we talk about how amazing Colbert's delivery is?

  • @z4k4z
    @z4k4z 8 років тому +406

    Trump's face while Palin was speaking... priceless.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 8 років тому +70

      "Jesus Christ this is embarrassing"

    • @z4k4z
      @z4k4z 8 років тому +23

      Did Trump have an earpiece with simultaneous translation? ... thinks ... "She said what?"

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 8 років тому +82

      "For the first time in my life I feel like I have just made a serious mistake."

    • @joannaw.8992
      @joannaw.8992 8 років тому +14

      +z4k I didn't think he could be embarrassed by anything, I was wrong

    • @BrandonTabin
      @BrandonTabin 8 років тому +38

      "Who is this crazy broad and why is she reading my speech?"

  • @Bensaw11
    @Bensaw11 8 років тому +1955

    Donald's standing there like "wtf did i get into"

    • @Testra1000
      @Testra1000 8 років тому +138

      Nah he kinda looks like a kid whose mom is ranting and raving about how wonderful he is lol

    • @Bensaw11
      @Bensaw11 8 років тому +15

      +Testra1000 yeah. Thats more accurate.

    • @SonicMegaKing
      @SonicMegaKing 8 років тому +78

      He looks like he's trying his best not to laugh.

    • @anthonyhumay8336
      @anthonyhumay8336 8 років тому

      +Bensaw11 What's better? Palin or Trump? Poll: www.midzy.com/poll/696

    • @modernmarvel
      @modernmarvel 8 років тому +6

      LMAO

  • @laineyg6
    @laineyg6 8 років тому +73

    Colbert is amazing. I can't believe he did that rant and did it almost perfectly. Haha Brilliant!

  • @heic1971
    @heic1971 8 років тому +141

    cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 років тому +767

    It's like a stream of unconsciousness.

    • @TheHebrewHand
      @TheHebrewHand 8 років тому +21

      The Portrait of the Politician as an Insane Middle-Aged Woman

    • @martinaee
      @martinaee 8 років тому +1

      +KingOfMadCows Dangerous dangerous.... unconsciousness.

    • @KingOfMadCows
      @KingOfMadCows 8 років тому +26

      Hebrew Hand Uselysses by James Noise.

    • @WeeWeeJumbo
      @WeeWeeJumbo 8 років тому +1

      +KingOfMadCows You're wonderful. Thank you

  • @carpetfluff35
    @carpetfluff35 8 років тому +414

    I really need NASA to work out those kinks on the Mars trip in a hurry because if this happens I'll need a quick way off the planet.

  • @reptilianbilderburgers
    @reptilianbilderburgers 8 років тому +589

    Trump as president and Palin as vice president = tragedy for america, comedy gold for rest of the world.

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 8 років тому +16

      +Reptilian Bilderburgers You know whats fascinating? I heard a lot of people mention her possibly running for vp, so I went to google to type in the question to see if its been something they actually mentioned. When I typed in "Is Sarah Palin' the auto-finish thing gave me the top result on the list, and I Swear with every fiber within me---the first sentence reads..."Is Sarah Palin made of crab meat?" Go ahead. Try it. Blew me away.

    • @sammiwhite9575
      @sammiwhite9575 8 років тому +24

      It would be a tragedy for the rest of the world too, you think Trump's reign of terror would only be in the US? He would fuck up the rest if the world as well

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 8 років тому

      +Reptilian Bilderburgers
      Funny... haha. Not. Funny. @2:58

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 8 років тому +1

      ***** On the plus side if they just arranged to send some bubble-wrap to the white house then Palin would be too distracted to 'help' with official stuff.

    • @TheCanadiangirl4
      @TheCanadiangirl4 8 років тому +6

      +Reptilian Bilderburgers Not really, more like a nightmare for Canada. We would have to deal with those two because our economy and military are very closely connected. You wouldnt want Canada to suffer would you.

  • @banks-xyz
    @banks-xyz 8 років тому +364

    Instead of reading books, Sarah chooses to wear tiny fluorescent tube light bulbs - in order to seem bright.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +20

      Actually, she ate books to digest the knowledge of them...though I can't tell what's her face and what's her ass, after what she just shat out in that speech

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 8 років тому +3

      +1990banks Savage.

    • @thelaughindustry773
      @thelaughindustry773 8 років тому +9

      +Pikachu Thirteen what comes out of her ass is more intelligent than what comes out of her mouth.

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 8 років тому +279

    I bet Tina Fey is sitting at home wondering if she even needs to parody Sarah's random regurgitation of buzzwords because that was a parody in itself.

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 8 років тому +7

      +The Dynast Queen She should just repeat everything she said in verbatim, instant hilarity.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 років тому +5

      +The Dynast Queen
      I believe it was noted, when Fey first did Palin, that normally the comedians would paraphrase what someone had said, but Fey's performance was the very first time they just quoted them verbatim.

    • @reenaesmailcomposer
      @reenaesmailcomposer 8 років тому +1

      +The Dynast Queen I actually would love to see Tina Fey just do Colbert's speech verbatim... I mean, while Colbert's version was AMAZING, I feel like just having Tina Fey do the exact same thing would take it to another level...!! (On another note, if I were still in high school and on a speech and debate team, I would be memorizing every word of Colbert's speech right now...!!)

    • @marielaruizdiaz168
      @marielaruizdiaz168 8 років тому

      Me gustA. Este programa

  • @eflizotte
    @eflizotte 8 років тому +769

    she is a complete trainwreck... just an entire start to finish trainwreck

    • @eflizotte
      @eflizotte 8 років тому +30

      +Eric Lizotte even donald is like... lets get this over with...

    • @thewerewolf909
      @thewerewolf909 8 років тому

      Was she born on one?

    • @XenogearSolid
      @XenogearSolid 8 років тому +2

      +firefly19731212 Legend tells of the time when she spoke her first word in life and caused a global event of the worst train travesty in recorded history. Many lives were lost.

    • @jennygreat4846
      @jennygreat4846 8 років тому +1

      She lost even more of my respect...and it was marginal to begin with.

    • @jewelnabq01
      @jewelnabq01 8 років тому +4

      +firefly19731212 PaYlin is a know nothing Alaskan trailer trash hillbilly. Unfortunately for John McCain, she was brought on the political stage by McCain insiders thinking she would bring the women's vote. She did not. In fact after the campaign for her VP bid began it was clear she was woefully uneducated in the ways of, to put it nicely, knowledge in general. What she did learn was how much money, and how easily she could take it from the other undereducated, right wing nuts by pandering to their ignorance. BTW she also was investigated for various charges and that is why she couldn't even complete her first 4 year term as governor, and decided to avoid any charges by resigning and went national to fill her bank account. When she speaks it is like fingernails on a blackboard.

  • @dumbblonde95
    @dumbblonde95 8 років тому +92

    I think Sarah Palin should give up being a politician and become a slam poet

    • @rosenberg2497
      @rosenberg2497 6 років тому

      Hopey
      Changey
      Drill drill drill
      Hockey Mom.

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 8 років тому +50

    when he tazed the part of his brain that understands sentence structure I nearly died

  • @jbkjbk1999
    @jbkjbk1999 8 років тому +568

    I miss the days when Palin was the craziest person in America...

    • @AugustEverywhere
      @AugustEverywhere 8 років тому +22

      +Totally Not A Cylon Methinks she still holds the title after watching that.

    • @jbkjbk1999
      @jbkjbk1999 8 років тому +52

      Charles Fish She might be the craziest, but she sure as shit ain't the scariest crazy anymore.

    • @hellomynameisCECIL
      @hellomynameisCECIL 8 років тому +3

      +Totally Not A Cylon donald trump is an intimidating crazy

    • @armandovaltierra5892
      @armandovaltierra5892 8 років тому

      +Xeno Fractal *mentally crazy lol he's the kind of kid who always talks shit then shuts up when they actually see the person like I'm sure el chapo could've beat trump 7 days of the week lol

    • @azul8811
      @azul8811 8 років тому

      +John R Who said that Colbert doesn't like her?

  • @filteredcreativity9409
    @filteredcreativity9409 8 років тому +397

    Dear Stephen,
    I love you.

    • @jrwith
      @jrwith 8 років тому +5

      +Frederick Jizzbottom Dear Frederick Jizzbottom, they weren't addressing you so kindly fuck off.

    • @vambo13257
      @vambo13257 8 років тому +3

      +filteredcreativity too bad his ratings suck ass

    • @aricars6263
      @aricars6263 8 років тому +2

      +vambo13257 just like his humor.

    • @skypesavage8893
      @skypesavage8893 8 років тому

      +aricars6263 no u

    • @LA-bv2fw
      @LA-bv2fw 8 років тому +2

      +filteredcreativity This skit was perfection.

  • @colerainfan1143
    @colerainfan1143 8 років тому +341

    Regardless of your political leanings........just listen to the woman. An empty skirt, dazed and confused. I cannot understand how anyone, regardless of party, gives her the time of day. Go home, Sarah. Please.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +44

      Go home Sarah, you're drunk

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 8 років тому

      +Colerain Fan You can Tell here that wolves are circling it's kids, if the moma bear doesn't move than I don't know what.

    • @simonpmccullagh6320
      @simonpmccullagh6320 8 років тому +1

      +Colerain Fan she's for moms, that's why i'm voting for you. USA!

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas 8 років тому +6

      +Colerain Fan Yes, but if she went home that means we Alaskans would have to put up with her. It's like sending an obnoxious nine year old out to play; we wanted some damn peace and quiet.

    • @ledichang9708
      @ledichang9708 8 років тому

      You could always ask Vlad for an unmarked militia.

  • @bfallon7076
    @bfallon7076 8 років тому +172

    Okie dokie, here we gokie.

  • @jamakasis18
    @jamakasis18 8 років тому +31

    Even trump looks like "Wtf is she talking about, what i am doing here"

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 8 років тому +148

    The fuck is she even talking about? Parents this is why you don't drink or do drugs during pregnancy.

    • @redbeast95
      @redbeast95 8 років тому +1

      +mcaddicts hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 8 років тому +3

      +mcaddicts Or before an endorsement speech.

    • @matthewgriffin7857
      @matthewgriffin7857 8 років тому

      Bahaha! so true

    • @FlightX101
      @FlightX101 8 років тому +11

      Scarier question. Why are people cheering for her.....it's beyond painful to see them clap

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 8 років тому +3

      +mcaddicts I think her parents dropped her on her head one time...uhmmm.... wait....fifteen times too many

  • @alissarios411
    @alissarios411 7 років тому +32

    Tump standing back there like "what the fuck have I done."

  • @DrPalsgraf
    @DrPalsgraf 8 років тому +25

    _Mr. Colbert ... _*_Nailed it!_*

  • @YaroKasear
    @YaroKasear 8 років тому +403

    Look at Trump's face. That is the look of a man who realizes that his political ship has begun to sink now that Palin is there.

    • @pursueyourdreams3694
      @pursueyourdreams3694 8 років тому +11

      +Yaro Kasear Actually Trump's Ship Never will Sink, he is writing the next Politicians Book titled "You can do whatever you want and say whatever you please, and Get Elected"

    • @flynnthorington
      @flynnthorington 8 років тому +17

      +Yaro Kasear Personally, I think Donald Trump is only acting crazy to get the crazies' vote. But even he has to see how crazy sarah palin is. he looks like he just stared into pandora's box.

    • @debbiederosa5615
      @debbiederosa5615 8 років тому

      +Pursue Yourdreams , not elected, just free press for the stupid things he says and the morons who believe his BULL. I do not think he will be the nominee, if he is...I think he will lose.

    • @pursueyourdreams3694
      @pursueyourdreams3694 8 років тому

      *****
      Debbie, i hope you are 100% correct

    • @napo2k11
      @napo2k11 8 років тому +3

      his face was priceless. lol.

  • @haydenjacobson4033
    @haydenjacobson4033 8 років тому +140

    Holy hell, what is happening to the republican party? Please if there is a god, let Rand Paul get the nomination

    • @bellaaneke
      @bellaaneke 8 років тому +24

      I feel sorry for Republicans.

    • @steve-O1
      @steve-O1 8 років тому +10

      Bernie ftw

    • @SFLucid
      @SFLucid 8 років тому +8

      +Jonathan Gurgua No feel sorry for the world. At least people in America can choose their leader. Who ever gets to be the president of the US has major leverage on the rest of the world, and the rest of the world don't even have a choice in the matter. Please US, as a Terran, don't vote crazy.

    • @bellaaneke
      @bellaaneke 8 років тому +2

      +jack harrington He seems like the only legitimate Republican that can be taken seriously. If I were republican I would be furious at the selection of candidates.

    • @dalepeto9620
      @dalepeto9620 8 років тому +3

      +Hayden Jacobson What happened to the Republican Party? GREED!! Enter the useful idiots.

  • @MagnumDB
    @MagnumDB 8 років тому +223

    This poor woman is about to snap. So many awful things happening in her life with her daughters two out-of-wed-lock children, one with severe learning disabilities, her son with PTSD, the family fighting... all I see is a woman screaming out for help without knowing how to actually ask.

    • @BadmonRu
      @BadmonRu 8 років тому +71

      I see a grown ass woman acting like a dumbass

    • @YarrBr0
      @YarrBr0 8 років тому

      :(

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 8 років тому +32

      +MagnumDB I will say that you seem to be a genuinely compassionate person, and you probably care more for her on a human level then she does for her audience just based on her choice of words. I salute you.

    • @SAILOREARTH89
      @SAILOREARTH89 8 років тому +1

      +MagnumDB I do really think part of her whole deal is parlt due to how fucked up her home life is.

    • @melissalopez8835
      @melissalopez8835 8 років тому +8

      +MagnumDB She uses that shit to gain sympathy from weak minded people who can't see through her manipulative bullshit. She's not a poor woman struck by tragedy, she's a fucking sociopath.

  • @levyticus2760
    @levyticus2760 8 років тому +12

    Every part of this is my favorite part, but my absolute favorite is "And you say to yourself, 'THE MEDIA' and you know they do!"

  • @route99
    @route99 8 років тому +409

    26 people were shooting at Bambi from a helicopter and missed the Like button.

    • @biffyqueen
      @biffyqueen 8 років тому +3

      +route99 Well played sir

    • @vinnyveducci6736
      @vinnyveducci6736 8 років тому +2

      +Cyrus Slapatich Go piss off Troll

    • @andotech
      @andotech 8 років тому +6

      +Cyrus Slapatich Oh, it's definitely working. This video is funny as hell!

    • @LookForThetruth11
      @LookForThetruth11 8 років тому +13

      +Cyrus Slapatich are you mad that everyone whos funny and smart happen to see right through the facsist right wing. The right has literaly no funny people because you have to be smart to be funny

    • @TheMusketITuckedIt204
      @TheMusketITuckedIt204 8 років тому

      +LookForThetruth11 True, you have to be smart in order to be quick and witty.

  • @ashinode
    @ashinode 8 років тому +222

    Do you need to be american to understand what Sarah Palin is saying or how does this work?

    • @Bailskywalker
      @Bailskywalker 8 років тому +22

      No one understands what the hell she's saying. The only one who can is Donald Trump

    • @rolandrice3692
      @rolandrice3692 8 років тому +43

      +Bailskywalker no man, the look in his eyes showed complete confusion and fear

    • @myrojyn
      @myrojyn 8 років тому +29

      Even Americans have no clue.

    • @Kranzberry2
      @Kranzberry2 8 років тому +23

      No, you need to be an idiot. Or crazy. At least I think that's how it works. Being only idiots understand her, they, too, are unable to explain what she's saying.

    • @newyork380
      @newyork380 8 років тому +12

      The only people that understand her are republicans. The vast majority of people have no clue what she's yapping about.

  • @vikingsfanmlj
    @vikingsfanmlj 8 років тому +293

    I need whatever she is smoking!

    • @chrismarco17
      @chrismarco17 8 років тому +58

      I'll take half. I don't want to go full on crazy like her.

    • @GenetEshete
      @GenetEshete 7 років тому +6

      Me too!

    • @trinawize461
      @trinawize461 7 років тому +7

      ...snorting, drinking, popping, vaping, inhaling etc. etc. etc.

    • @abbesatty9498
      @abbesatty9498 7 років тому +5

      +vikingsfanmlj No way, this a gift.

    • @guymine1233
      @guymine1233 6 років тому +1

      vikingsfanmlj probably a mix of 100% prof aclchol pcp cocanine and meth

  • @seekluv
    @seekluv 7 років тому +53

    Colbert with the best takedown in history

  • @archangelrivers480
    @archangelrivers480 8 років тому +279

    She needs to go away like Trump.

    • @VillageOaf
      @VillageOaf 8 років тому +1

      +Archangel Rivers But shes so entertaining.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +4

      No, without her, she can't bomb candidates like Bush and Trump. We need her to do what she thinks is genius

    • @archangelrivers480
      @archangelrivers480 8 років тому

      +VillageOaf ...I see your point.

    • @archangelrivers480
      @archangelrivers480 8 років тому +1

      Pikachu Thirteen ....True.

    • @Stephensofceea
      @Stephensofceea 8 років тому +10

      +Archangel Rivers No... she should stay.... she is such a comic relief... and i want to see tina fey doing her a couple more times :D

  • @treibocker6844
    @treibocker6844 8 років тому +210

    Lisa Ann was better.

  • @mercygal1
    @mercygal1 8 років тому +31

    Palin's endorsement of Trump was like a gift from the political comedy gods and Colbert reacted exactly as I hoped he would.
    It's...it's just so beautiful.

    • @khav11
      @khav11 5 років тому

      how did that workout liberal sissy

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 7 років тому +174

    Uuuuhhhhh... what? I think I just lost 40 IQ points...

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 6 років тому +1

      Wesleyem3 Yeah. I could feel my brain cells dying.

  • @peterneate607
    @peterneate607 8 років тому +235

    She is off her meds

    • @mesaeddie
      @mesaeddie 8 років тому +16

      +Peter Neate There isn't enough meds.

    • @juanandresfernandez7721
      @juanandresfernandez7721 8 років тому +9

      +mesaeddie no, it's not that there aren't enough meds, it's that nothing can cure stupidity like that

    • @brandonsanchezrojas
      @brandonsanchezrojas 8 років тому +5

      Maybe a lobotomy will do like all of it

    • @KelvinClone
      @KelvinClone 8 років тому +8

      +Peter Neate I'm bipolar. Please don't insult the mentally ill by associating us with Sarah Palin. Thank you.

    • @Damonoxide
      @Damonoxide 8 років тому

      +David Batterson That's why she needs the meds! ^^

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому +54

    Could anyone imagine what state the world would be in right now if Sarah Palin became president? America is one hell of a fucking scary place. I could understand the allure of Trump, he's got a knack for appealing to the baser instincts of simple folks.
    But Palin? It's like someone took all the idiocy in the world and brewed it in a toilet bowl and out came Sarah Palin. Apparently in America she actually qualified as a governor.

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 8 років тому +11

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov In Alaska. Alaska isn't a real state. Politics are not serious up there. It's a state where only like 5 families have ever held the political offices there. They have swam in oil revenue, and federal subsidies for living up there for years. The people don't really have a real community there. Everyone is isolated. They don't take their politics seriously there.

    • @alexhammer8335
      @alexhammer8335 8 років тому

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov Wow....you were the middle school bully weren't you? Good job on bringing unity back to America.

    • @lindsaypikachu5481
      @lindsaypikachu5481 8 років тому +4

      +Alex Hammer What Mikhail said is anything but what a bully would say.

    • @ThaViralRabbit
      @ThaViralRabbit 8 років тому +2

      Don't let these 2 paint a picture of America, if you believe that it's naive to. We all know Bernie Sanders is going to finish on top.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 років тому

      Zentacus I think you as Americans should be very, very worried that a woman like that came so close to holding the second highest office in your country. There are horrible politicians all over the world, but Sarah Palin? She really is quite incomparable.

  • @josiemontesreyes6599
    @josiemontesreyes6599 8 років тому +8

    Not so long ago a word was officially accepted in the Spanish language known as "Cantinflear" it is a verb and it's the action of talking nonsense in a fast paced manner in order to confuse or convince that what you're saying is correct even when that might not be the case. It was a particular speech that the late actor, comedian, and genius Mario Moreno a.k.a. "Cantinflas" created while portraying said character. It required high mental speed and linguistic dexterity to pull off and wouldn't you know here is Stephen Colbert executing and example of "Cantinflear" flawlessly in the English language.
    Mr. Colbert, I take my hat off to you and salute you.

  • @texasBMXer
    @texasBMXer 8 років тому +20

    6:22-6:27 Shout out to Allen Ginsberg. Top shelf reference for Stephen (and/or his writers).

  • @dausas
    @dausas 8 років тому +103

    I'm afraid that I understood Colbert's speech better than Palin's!

    • @redbeast95
      @redbeast95 8 років тому +3

      +dausas baaahahahahahahahaha

    • @LibsRockU
      @LibsRockU 8 років тому +1

      +dausas I'm actually a bit worried for her. Somewhere in there she thinks she's making sense. But actually, my fundamentalist xxx-ian past helps me appreciate the disconnect. If you liked this you've got to see her 30-ish minute 'speech'(so to speak), in Des Moines, IA about a year ago....It is a rambling glorious mess, just like this.

    • @dausas
      @dausas 8 років тому +1

      +coldflame I remember that 'speech'! I'm now actually concerned that she may be suffering from some sort of psychosis. Seriously, from her first speech at the Republican convention to now, you can see her condition getting worse!

    • @LibsRockU
      @LibsRockU 8 років тому +1

      +dausas Thank-you sir & I do appreciate that. Most of the time when I'm pertaining to POWER-wackos like her & really most republiCONS these days, when I say I'm A BIT worried, I do mean a teeny tiny bit because the harm they gleefully work towards inflicting on the bottom 99% creates a nasty moronic stench & let's face it, they have not earned most of their money, they've stolen ours, you know, 'legally'. And even though alot of their language is surely crafted by linguistically abusive attorneys who are puppets of the abusive top 1%....Well OK, allow me to digress & say that she certainly may have a psychiatric medical condition. I can confess that I am not a psychiatrist. Still, chalk 1 up for those of us interested in reality. Chalk a zillion times down for all of the abusive crony corporatists who have defined themselves as the top 1%.

    • @LibsRockU
      @LibsRockU 8 років тому +1

      +dausas I'm feeling a bit linguistically conscientious....Substitute "predatory" for "abusive".....I know, for the top 1%, it's still ridiculous vicious & nasty & inexcusable &....

  • @perfectlyMessy
    @perfectlyMessy 8 років тому +101

    Lol Trump looks so awkward when she was speaking, probably thinking what drugs she's on.

  • @arihantayyagari5497
    @arihantayyagari5497 7 років тому +22

    oh my god 6:21 he quoted Allen Ginsberg I'm so happy right now

  • @spikeythinker7763
    @spikeythinker7763 8 років тому +27

    It's weird how some people can't see how similar Trump and Sarah are, when looking at both of them on a stage, the only thing giving away that the two aren't mirror refections is the flags in the background aren't matched in the right order.

  • @naominekomimi
    @naominekomimi 8 років тому +225

    Oh my god that campaign rally is a bigger circlejerk than if reddit and tumblr had a baby.

    • @supyoist
      @supyoist 8 років тому +3

      I think I would have gone to ironically cheer and I have a feeling a good portion of them did just that

    • @Steveazencho
      @Steveazencho 8 років тому +1

      +Naomi Nekomimi Nice

    • @pifie
      @pifie 8 років тому +1

      +Naomi Nekomimi *standing ovation*

    • @NatanZekic
      @NatanZekic 8 років тому +2

      What about 4chan? You can't forget the Internet gods.

    • @TheSmreeder
      @TheSmreeder 8 років тому

      +Naomi Nekomimi ..Yes they Both are Idiots but they are gaining in the polls. Trump prob promised her VP .
      WW3 has already started , we have boots on the ground in over 40+ countries , as of today ... Putin Loves Trump , China is Devaluing our Dollar , Our Republican Government is the only Gov in the world that Denies climate change is real and is spewing that Rhetoric...
      Praise Big Corp ... The Lobbyist weren't enough... Now we are going to give them the Keys to the Kingdom Trump , Koch Bros The Banks and Wall St etc...
      GET OUT AND VOTE IF YOU THINK THIS IS WRONG , and Correct it

  • @remraft
    @remraft 8 років тому +106

    I can't be the only person who thinks "packs up his selfie sticks and greek columns" is comedy gold. It's like she puts phrases and idioms in a blender and just drinks whatever koolaid comes out.

    • @remraft
      @remraft 8 років тому +34

      also, trump and his trumpeters. fucking hilarious!

    • @jewelnabq01
      @jewelnabq01 8 років тому +2

      +remraft She has perfected the word salad.

  • @kayomholt-montague611
    @kayomholt-montague611 8 років тому +11

    OMFG! THIS is the Stephen Colbert I have been missing! Brilliantly played, my man! Made me laugh from the gut several times!

  • @aformofmatter8913
    @aformofmatter8913 7 років тому +16

    Is Sarah Palin's teleprompter just telling her to say the next word that auto-correct suggests?

  • @evanfisher3964
    @evanfisher3964 8 років тому +143

    This is a straight up roast.

    • @Bailskywalker
      @Bailskywalker 8 років тому +41

      It's a good roasting, you gotta admit it

    • @ihanamoments7183
      @ihanamoments7183 8 років тому +11

      +Evan Fisher not at all, Sarah roast herself much better, let her open her mouth .... she is the original material girl!

  • @DylanFromAZ
    @DylanFromAZ 8 років тому +55

    How the hell is Fallon beating Colbert in ratings?

    • @bordy217
      @bordy217 8 років тому +35

      +Happiness Bunny The same reason Trump is leading in the polls and Sarah Palin is still somewhat relevant.

    • @geilsonneville9279
      @geilsonneville9279 8 років тому +2

      +bordy217 plus jimmy's show is targeted to a wider demographic such as teens and children and are somewhat relevant cause he plays games with celebs

    • @KelvinClone
      @KelvinClone 8 років тому +6

      +Happiness Bunny Why do people eat at Olive Garden instead of a real Italian restaurant? It's the lowest common denominator. Conan had the same troubles during his short stint on the Tonight Show.

  • @andymarin6725
    @andymarin6725 8 років тому +76

    Am I high or did he just quote Allen Ginsberg?

  • @ohwiseone7069
    @ohwiseone7069 8 років тому +2

    Stephen Colbert at his absolute best! I was crying by the end... So brilliantly funny.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 років тому +11

    Just give him his Emmy right now.

  • @matthewbarber6946
    @matthewbarber6946 8 років тому +55

    I'm a conservative republican and I can't stand Trump.

    • @nadojin64
      @nadojin64 8 років тому

      Are you more of a Cruz/Rubio kind of guy or a Rand Paul guy?

    • @gststg64849
      @gststg64849 8 років тому +6

      Cool. I'm the rest of the world, we can't stand conservative republican.

    • @matthewbarber6946
      @matthewbarber6946 8 років тому +3

      +Balsac Teabaghar Trump is not a true conservative. Rand Paul is the only candidate who consistently follows the Constitution. I'll take anyone over Hillary or Bernie though.

    • @josecorona8390
      @josecorona8390 8 років тому

      +Matthew Barber I be worried if I were you cause Hillary may win the nomination.

    • @josecorona8390
      @josecorona8390 8 років тому

      +Matthew Barber I be worried if I were you cause Hillary may win the nomination.

  • @turnleftaticeland
    @turnleftaticeland 8 років тому +41

    If Hamilton was written about modern times & the writer was drunk

  • @AaronParker1977
    @AaronParker1977 7 років тому +49

    I think she's constantly having a stroke.

    • @narratomancy
      @narratomancy 7 років тому +12

      Okie dokie, I'm having a strokie!

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 8 років тому +187

    I see these people and all that comes to my mind is the Movie Idiocracy. And that scares me.

    • @pepelucho1751
      @pepelucho1751 8 років тому +7

      +Sheepy007 on the next all new ow my balls. Cracked actually did a good piece on that. In that society, they took the guy with the highest IQ and made him president #NotSure4Prez2516. In our society, we have trump.

    • @Hollyweed1
      @Hollyweed1 8 років тому +1

      +Sheepy007 Trump is real-life President Camacho!

    • @Cutestshoes
      @Cutestshoes 8 років тому +1

      +Hollyweed Omg. Trump is more insane than President Camacho in the movie Idiocracy. The people seem like Trump supporter types, not as racist maybe, I just saw a clip. That's kind of freaking me out.

    • @TheSmreeder
      @TheSmreeder 8 років тому +2

      +Sheepy007 ...Yes they Both are Idiots but they are gaining in the polls. Trump prob promised her VP .
      WW3 has already started , we have boots on the ground in over 40+ countries , as of today ... Putin Loves Trump , China is Devaluing our Dollar , Our Republican Government is the only Gov in the world that Denies climate change is real and is spewing that Rhetoric...
      Praise Big Corp ... The Lobbyist weren't enough... Now we are going to give them the Keys to the Kingdom Trump , Koch Bros The Banks and Wall St etc...
      GET OUT AND VOTE IF YOU THINK THIS IS WRONG , and Correct it

    • @benjaminsmith8657
      @benjaminsmith8657 8 років тому

      scary true

  • @kyler2884
    @kyler2884 8 років тому +66

    A Sarah Palin speech is basically Dewey Cox in his Bob Dylan phases without the guitar

    • @RonPaulRevolution500
      @RonPaulRevolution500 8 років тому +1

      +Kyle R
      Best movie ever.
      One of the only movies i could watch over and over again,
      and not get bored of.

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts 8 років тому +2

      Or the part when he meets elvis.

    • @yvc9
      @yvc9 8 років тому +4

      +Steve Robinson "the wrong kid died"
      "i've been halfed"

  • @jhoffa45
    @jhoffa45 8 років тому +6

    I love the use of "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg. Culture across all boundaries!
    "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness,
    starving, hysterical, naked, dragging themselves..."

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 8 років тому +12

    Sarah Palin is on fire!

    • @merdesh2402
      @merdesh2402 8 років тому +14

      +Alain Bruno she's nuts

    • @16annia
      @16annia 8 років тому +8

      +Alain Bruno everything that comes out of her mouth is bs

    • @gelu4in
      @gelu4in 8 років тому

      +Alain Bruno you have a nice body

    • @SiliconBassist
      @SiliconBassist 8 років тому +60

      Not literally, unfortunately.

    • @hasch5756
      @hasch5756 8 років тому +1

      +Alain Bruno If Bernie Sanders was catholic, that witch would already have "felt the burn"!

  • @asdfxuiop
    @asdfxuiop 8 років тому +104

    To think this woman was a governor, let alone vice president...

    • @IRB1881
      @IRB1881 8 років тому +2

      to think they allowed her to have kids is above me.If I was in power id put her into solidary confinement

    • @IRB1881
      @IRB1881 8 років тому +1

      to think they allowed her to have kids is above me.If I was in power id put her into solidary confinement.

    • @IRB1881
      @IRB1881 8 років тому +1

      to think they allowed her to have kids is above me.If I was in power id put her into solidary confinement.

    • @DaMuse1000
      @DaMuse1000 8 років тому

      +Emil Vulic Try "solitary" confinement or was that a pun?

    • @IRB1881
      @IRB1881 8 років тому

      +DaMuse1000 no pun intended....

  • @createdtocomment6009
    @createdtocomment6009 8 років тому +32

    I have a drinking game! Every time Palin says some stupid phrase take a shot.

    • @bills755
      @bills755 8 років тому +1

      +Created To Comment You've never been sober in your life, have you?

    • @district7gargoyles
      @district7gargoyles 8 років тому +19

      +Created To Comment lol Are you trying to kill us via alcohol poisoning?

    • @createdtocomment6009
      @createdtocomment6009 8 років тому +4

      +Ivee Clover YES! DEATH TO AMERICA!
      Just kidding. Please don't call the CIA...

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 8 років тому +9

      how are you alive

    • @createdtocomment6009
      @createdtocomment6009 8 років тому +2

      Because I'm BATMAN!
      :P

  • @Bauks
    @Bauks 8 років тому +17

    Love how he threw Allen Ginsberg in there....

  • @richierich6623
    @richierich6623 8 років тому +54

    i was drinking when he said "sebastian the crab" and i CHOKED

  • @sageofearth5250
    @sageofearth5250 8 років тому +47

    Well then I am now going to vote for Sebastain the crab, because he got to be better than Trump, and Clinton.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +44

      #Sebastian2016 #MaketheOceangreatagain

    • @vikrums9965
      @vikrums9965 8 років тому +6

      +Pikachu Thirteen Build a wall around the land and make the humans pay for it!

    • @donmoore7785
      @donmoore7785 8 років тому

      +Vikrum S Excellent!

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +1

      +Vikrum S Deport all humans from the ocean

    • @davidharris8814
      @davidharris8814 8 років тому

      America isn't ready for a crustacean president. Also, I'd want to see a birth certificate, is that a Jamacan accent? Everybody knows Sebastion is a secret Rasta, trying to destroy christianity.

  • @Skechy3603
    @Skechy3603 8 років тому +10

    Someone make a team rocket parody of Trump and Palin.

  • @PanosSpiliadis
    @PanosSpiliadis 8 років тому +2

    4:06 "First, let me just tase the part of my brain that understands sentence structure"
    This is comedy gold!

  • @lar9299
    @lar9299 8 років тому +8

    Stephen, YOU'RE BRILLIANT!

  • @monztar85
    @monztar85 8 років тому +12

    I had to speed through her talking. my dog started barking uncontrollably.

  • @djnuro5973
    @djnuro5973 8 років тому +22

    Drill, baby, drill!!!! .... Down????

  • @Crusder1000
    @Crusder1000 7 років тому +17

    It's official. Donald Trump is the male version of Sarah Palin.

  • @dawnsstar5918
    @dawnsstar5918 7 років тому +1

    Fell off the chair when he got up with that tambourine....Jezuz!!
    LMFAO!!

  • @aaaa6824
    @aaaa6824 8 років тому +31

    I like to say I can out-drink most people. But I don't think I could out-drink Sarah.

    • @aaaa6824
      @aaaa6824 8 років тому +6

      +Austin C That was not a compliment.

  • @emilyhancock3456
    @emilyhancock3456 8 років тому +30

    I'm still holding out on the hope that she and trump are just REALLY dedicated performance artists

    • @mesaeddie
      @mesaeddie 8 років тому +11

      +Emily hancock He might be but she is just a dedicated moron.

    • @Bailskywalker
      @Bailskywalker 8 років тому +1

      Trump, maybe. But Sarah Palin has been talking batshit publicly since 2008, so I think she just needs to go to an insane asylum

  • @abbesatty9498
    @abbesatty9498 8 років тому +3

    I'm so mad at John McCain for spoiling Sara Palin for America: She would've been a match made in heaven as Trump VP.

  • @MadMaxM232
    @MadMaxM232 8 років тому +3

    That ending rampage was literally flawless.... Colbert you are amazing!!

  • @fleurinoue4928
    @fleurinoue4928 8 років тому +80

    love the ginsberg reference

    • @arpadelluna
      @arpadelluna 8 років тому +7

      +Fleur Inoue Yes. Classic Colbert.

    • @WahkeenaSitka
      @WahkeenaSitka 8 років тому

      +Fleur Inoue that was a brilliant addition

    • @JoshRoweice
      @JoshRoweice 8 років тому +6

      I don't get it but the Monday to Friday plane was a reference to the TV cut of famous line in snakes on a plane.

    • @noahfratti
      @noahfratti 8 років тому

      Had to scroll way down to find this, glad I wasn't disappointed :')

    • @ilicenagonzalez5596
      @ilicenagonzalez5596 8 років тому

      km

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +45

    I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 років тому +2

    Stephen Colbert called Sarah Palin right. One of the best videos from Stephen Colbert.

  • @Jabberwocky869
    @Jabberwocky869 8 років тому +5

    wow Stephen really seems to hate Palin. Even when he talks about Trump he isn't so pissy.

  • @ashleybaldwin7216
    @ashleybaldwin7216 8 років тому +25

    My global teacher showed us this video in class...

    • @maryelizabeth1345
      @maryelizabeth1345 8 років тому

      +ThatMysteryGirl Lame.

    • @cYYAN88
      @cYYAN88 8 років тому +21

      +Mary Elizabeth Sanity Check obviously.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 років тому +37

      +Mary Elizabeth To remind his or her students to stay in school...or else, they too can be a proud clinging bitter slinging of our guns our God and our religions and our Constitution.

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 8 років тому +1

      +Pikachu Thirteen brilliant

  • @kounurasaka5590
    @kounurasaka5590 8 років тому +4

    Donald Trump's face during Palin's speech is how the rest of us look when Donald Trump gives a speech.
    I wonder if he realizes this.

  • @0Yazz
    @0Yazz 3 роки тому +2

    Look how happy Stephen was before the election... before the trump era... before covid... he was genuinly so light hearted and happy x.x
    I keep coming back to this impression time and time again because it never fails to make me laugh

  • @Boszziuryayok
    @Boszziuryayok 7 років тому +22

    It's been too long, Sarah. Too long.

  • @tomesther317
    @tomesther317 8 років тому +18

    Praise be blessed Stephen Colbert and long live your late night talk show!

  • @A.H.C.
    @A.H.C. 8 років тому +3

    Trump and Palin will ultimately have a falling out over who gets to wear the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

  • @LucyLynette
    @LucyLynette 8 років тому +1

    That was magnificent.
    * bows to Colbert *
    Well done, sir.

  • @dootdoot1867
    @dootdoot1867 8 років тому +6

    Stephen Trying his hardest to fake the level of idiocy of what Sarah said... Still did a bad job of going to the level of random WTF Sarah did....

  • @meg3839
    @meg3839 8 років тому +5

    It's like an alternate reality where people who would normally be deemed certifiably insane are loose and running the asylum. Or "Brave New World: Epsilon-Minus Semi-Morons Uprising."

  • @SethHurwitzwriter
    @SethHurwitzwriter 8 років тому +6

    Even Trump seems embarrassed.

  • @michinnunapaen
    @michinnunapaen 8 років тому +8

    his "sarah palin" was waaaaayyyy more coherent than sarah palin herself.. lol..this was awesome!!

  • @naomiwashburn358
    @naomiwashburn358 8 років тому +8

    Am I the only one who thinks that jacket she's wearing looks like it's covered in paperclips?

  • @RobCleverPig
    @RobCleverPig 8 років тому +3

    Colbert is the new talk show King of America 😂😂😂

  • @alex_srsc
    @alex_srsc 8 років тому +4

    Even Trump looks freaked out, god damn.

  • @luvhangova
    @luvhangova 8 років тому +3

    no idea how you could possibly memorize those lines!!! Impressive Mr Colbert. Impressive!! you know they DO!! hahahaha

  • @urockit2011
    @urockit2011 8 років тому +4

    OMG she's practically a parody of herself! I can' tell the difference between this and an SNL skit...