Sarah Palin Crashes & Burns

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Palin stumbled and hit her head while rock running, but she's ok. Or, you know, the same.
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  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 років тому +788

    _After releasing her statement, Sarah got right back to her normal daily routine: She had some cereal, then put the milk in the cupboard. She scrubbed down her minivan using the neighbor's cat as a wash mitt. She tried in vain to get a small shrub to run and catch a Frisbee. Then, as she stood on her back porch to see what Putin was up to, no one had the heart to tell her that the “high-powered binoculars’ she was looking through were actually two rolled-up USA Today newspapers from 2008, part of an ironic gift subscription from Katie Couric._

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 8 років тому +34

      Bravo.

    • @tantegreta
      @tantegreta 8 років тому +28

      Thank you, Sir. You make the world a better place.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +29

      I have been following your comments on all Stephen Colbert videos man. They are awesome :)

    • @jadatoav
      @jadatoav 8 років тому +5

      Busy... Busy gal!

    • @paladro
      @paladro 8 років тому +11

      insolent shrubbery! ))

  • @Tryo707
    @Tryo707 8 років тому +778

    That creature scares me every time it tries to communicate with our species.

    • @nitinkhoshya5012
      @nitinkhoshya5012 8 років тому +2

      hahaha

    • @scasino9358
      @scasino9358 8 років тому +36

      seriously. i feel like i'm getting brain damage each time i hear her. My mind just yells "WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!"

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 8 років тому +6

      Well, she tried it and we got Trig.

    • @roger6703
      @roger6703 8 років тому +1

      lol amen!

    • @stansmith7126
      @stansmith7126 8 років тому +15

      Maybe she is using google translate, because all I could see were english words that dont make a damn sense when put together.

  • @butchdeadlift10
    @butchdeadlift10 8 років тому +379

    What on earth did she even say? I (and this is no joke) got more coherency out of a homeless woman screaming at me on a street corner accusing me of raping the statue of liberty.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 8 років тому

      hahaha

    • @17Haru17
      @17Haru17 8 років тому +6

      I once saw a distressed woman walking down the middle of a city street, shouting at a man to give her her daughter back. At least I understood that message clearly XD

    • @cactus9277
      @cactus9277 8 років тому +2

      She was being sarcastic I think, and pointing out that the media favors clinton. which i think is ok as long as shes objectively better or more often correct..

    • @butchdeadlift10
      @butchdeadlift10 8 років тому +11

      Of all the things conservatives can be against, clear oratory and speech writers should not be amongst them. There is no joke in expecting better from their politicians.

    • @Fatortu
      @Fatortu 8 років тому

      I imagine she tried to draw a parallel between her and Clinton. When Hillary fell it was a drama. But she is tougher than her, when Palin fall on a rock, she gets up and go on.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 8 років тому +697

    Sarah Palin has a real stream of unconsciousness style of writing.

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 8 років тому +6

      Wonderful :D

    • @wolverineminer
      @wolverineminer 8 років тому +12

      She writes like the verses from that REM song It's the End of the World.

    • @Yotun-of-the-WWW
      @Yotun-of-the-WWW 8 років тому +4

      And she has an End of the Wold rejoicing religion. She needs to pay a stipend to that church and can not pass the buck on that.

    • @menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794
      @menachemsachemrobotscowitz2794 8 років тому +3

      It's all due to Post-Traumatic Stress Menopause.

    • @AAngelus28
      @AAngelus28 8 років тому +2

      I needed that joke...❤️

  • @JoshIdstein
    @JoshIdstein 8 років тому +375

    I work at a psychiatric institution. The worst cases there ramble more coherently than Palin

    • @DrekavacScream
      @DrekavacScream 8 років тому

      No you don't.

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 8 років тому +31

      John B Ehm... yes I do?
      I mean, granted, obviously the line about the worst cases is a joke, but we really do have a lot of patients who seem more fit to be Governours than Sarah Palin.

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 8 років тому +12

      Richard Darlington Didn't know that - English's a second language to me. German word for it roughly translates to 'Treatment of Nerves institution", so I just went with the term I knew.

    • @manthasagittarius1
      @manthasagittarius1 8 років тому +10

      There has been, for a long time, a moderate amount of identifiable thought disorder elements in her speech: loose association, schizophasia or "word salad," and "Clang speech" (from the German Klang, or sound). This is not just occasional rambling. Colbert's parody is so good, in line with this known set of features, that it's virtually indistinguishable from the real thing, although far from the worst cases in terms of intelligibility. That, of course, is why it's funny, scary, and very sad all at once.

    • @DrekavacScream
      @DrekavacScream 8 років тому +1

      +Aaron Idstein oh my bad. Didn't realize the language thing.

  • @vincentknight27
    @vincentknight27 8 років тому +137

    Even in 2016 where we have Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, Frauke Petry, Boris Johnson and Marine Le Pen,
    Sarah Palin still remains the stupidest politician I have ever heard of.

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 8 років тому +8

      At least she's kinda adorable and funny in her stupidity, while those other ones are just plain scary and despicable.

    • @janedoe327
      @janedoe327 8 років тому +17

      There is NOTHING adorable about that idiotic moron. Thank goodness the Universe saved the USA from the stain and trauma a Palin vice presidency would have inflicted upon us.

    • @TheSuperXNova
      @TheSuperXNova 8 років тому +1

      Man yea Biden is great. He really helped improved relations with our two neighbors Mexico and China.

    • @mikesmith8656
      @mikesmith8656 8 років тому +1

      Le Pen is great, eat merde putain

    • @ColinHill_Google
      @ColinHill_Google 8 років тому

      Google Pauline Hanson or Bob Matter in Australian politics...,

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 8 років тому +214

    When I heard she fell on her head, I thought it might have fixed her, but I guess not.

    • @AbhijayPaul
      @AbhijayPaul 8 років тому +10

      this ain't the flintstones

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker 8 років тому +6

      +fffan9391
      Your profile picture is the perfect combination of a megalomaniac psychopath who would kill millions without a doubt, and the Joker...

    • @thewpbard
      @thewpbard 8 років тому +3

      I thought the same when Katie Hopkins had an operation on her brain (she's the British version of Sarah Palin). But no, that didn't work either.

    • @jaydel3
      @jaydel3 8 років тому

      +Nathan Hawkes isn't katie hopkins more like Ann Coulter. Basically makes their money from just being loud and hateful.

    • @thewpbard
      @thewpbard 8 років тому

      +jaydel3 ............ Good point. I consider myself quite thankful not to know who Ann Coulter is, but yes. You're right there.

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +44

    You don't even have to try with Sarah Palin. You just have to repeat what she said and its funny as hell. I laughed harder at Palin's comment than Stephen's mocking of her.

  • @ASwagPecan
    @ASwagPecan 8 років тому +356

    how was she nearly informed of our nuclear codes

    • @janedoe327
      @janedoe327 8 років тому +47

      Insanity of the Republican party. That's how.

    • @AjaxNixon
      @AjaxNixon 8 років тому +4

      Hillary is so much better. Maybe she'll sell the codes to russia.

    • @teddydreams362
      @teddydreams362 8 років тому +32

      +Basekitball you mean trump will lol

    • @jeffmercier5600
      @jeffmercier5600 8 років тому +28

      +Basekitball since Putin endorses trump, I'm sure he has Putin on speed dial. could you be any stupider?

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 8 років тому +28

      +Basekitball Don't you mean Trump? He's the one in bed with'em.

  • @ayakostitz1731
    @ayakostitz1731 8 років тому +238

    Gosh, I never know what Sarah Palin is talking about... X_X

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 8 років тому +17

      Her words are an unsolvable puzzle. It would be easier for a person to construct from scratch a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis than comprehend Sarah Palin's ramblings.

    • @HideousConformity
      @HideousConformity 8 років тому +41

      Every time Sarah Palin speaks, a cryptologist dies from an explosive cerebral aneurysm.

    • @dumbblonde95
      @dumbblonde95 8 років тому +5

      She's the spoken word poet of politics. If we applied our critical lens to what she says as we do to literature or poetry, I think it would be more widely understood. (Although inappropriate for the political field!)

    • @dee4j1
      @dee4j1 8 років тому +12

      That's okay, neither does she, really.

    • @dee4j1
      @dee4j1 8 років тому +11

      The word salad-mixer.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 8 років тому +158

    So basically it's the school nerd (Hillary) versus the school bully (Trump)

    • @Daelyas
      @Daelyas 8 років тому +22

      not so much bully imo, maybe... class clown? He WANTS to be the cool kid/bully... but all his insults fail miserably

    • @icclouds2393
      @icclouds2393 8 років тому +7

      more like the class whore vs the class clown

    • @erichabich7009
      @erichabich7009 8 років тому +5

      So... Biff Tannen then?

    • @Daelyas
      @Daelyas 8 років тому +2

      Eric Habich since biff is based on trump anyway... yeah ;)

    • @SubnetMaskedMan
      @SubnetMaskedMan 8 років тому +8

      ya a very corrupt nerd involved in foreign overthrows

  • @mikee101
    @mikee101 8 років тому +57

    Palin in 08... Trump in 2016.. Honestly Republicans... can you stop smoking crack in an election year.

    • @hds4545
      @hds4545 8 років тому

      you look as stupid as your average Hillary voter. go buy some cheese with your ebt card.

    • @grafforbust
      @grafforbust 8 років тому +7

      I don't understand your logic Harold, you're making the assumption that just because this man is not enamored with your parties political candidates that he is a hillary supporter. Which shows, frankly, an astounding lack of intelligence. Because, for example, I loathe hillary, for she is a representation of an evil cabal that has power over the american people. But trump is just a bigoted imbecile. Also, cheese is fucking awesome, how in the world is that an insult? Oh, you were disrespecting him and and also everyone else on foodstamps by implying they must be stupid to be in such a situation. This comment has been a window into your personality, and I for one, am disgusted. I would hope that you would sit down and think hard about this in a attempt to change yourself for the better for the sake of you and those around you. But you probably won't. A shame. This world needs more good people.

    • @PocketMarmo04
      @PocketMarmo04 8 років тому +1

      "Evil Cabal?!?!?!"
      Oh!!!! Like the Illuminati, maybe. Or she's a member of the disputed Tri-Lateral Commission!!!! Or she's a regular at the Bohemian Grove meetings!!!!!
      You people make my gums hurt.

    • @grafforbust
      @grafforbust 8 років тому

      Dude you don't have to take everything so literally, she's clearly beholden to super evil groups of people.

    • @grafforbust
      @grafforbust 8 років тому

      Jt Bibb That comment made me happy though, at least people know about this shit. You know about agenda 21?

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 8 років тому +17

    The Onion is going to be out of a job

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan 8 років тому +25

    " Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms." Just noticed this in the description. Lol.

  • @none6936
    @none6936 8 років тому +166

    Rock-running in Alaska is running to your crack dealer's house for more stuff.

    • @zeroforconduct8008
      @zeroforconduct8008 8 років тому

      +Honey Ham Yes, we got the reference

    • @PaulDormody
      @PaulDormody 8 років тому

      I always thought Alaska was home to Meth heads.

    • @wijakeak47
      @wijakeak47 8 років тому

      This is the full post, Colbert gave in incomplete taken out of context Quote
      Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies
      Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.
      And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.
      Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.
      Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)
      Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully.
      Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.
      - Sarah Palin

    • @CoolHandMikeYT
      @CoolHandMikeYT 8 років тому +1

      That ALMOST makes sense. But to be honest its even worse. McCain's health was questioned at the time. And I have not even heard of that sexist argument from news outlets even though I have been pretty on top of this election this time. And what's with the strange fits in between the strings of almost coherent thought?

    • @rpm451
      @rpm451 8 років тому +5

      The context is the same ("Ooh, I'm gonna burn that Hillary *so* bad, you betcha!"), it's just a longer semiliterate, barely coherent, rant in its original form.

  • @Halloween111
    @Halloween111 8 років тому +24

    Rock Running....Sounds like driving all night from coke dealer to coke dealer.....

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 8 років тому +4

    HER 15 MINUTES WAS UP 8 YEARS AGO!

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +7

    It sounds like a new verse of Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues

  • @AmaranthOriginal
    @AmaranthOriginal 8 років тому +57

    Yes, but is the rock okay?

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 8 років тому +13

      Yep and looking forward to being in Jumanji 2.

    • @AmaranthOriginal
      @AmaranthOriginal 8 років тому +1

      ***** Which is like a Republican, but saner?

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 8 років тому +4

      Amaranth
      Has to be. No way a rock is as dense as a Republican.

    • @feralsimian7916
      @feralsimian7916 8 років тому

      Indeed, lets hope Sarah did not rub off on that rock, it must be oh so dull already.

    • @Zackasaurusify
      @Zackasaurusify 8 років тому

      Oh my... in our new PC UA-cam, that may qualify as hate speech!!! Oh... wait, you're a dumb-ass liberal, so it's probably okay!!! But that's okay... seeing as how I'm a Conservative who's really into the whole Constitution thing, I'll support your First Amendment rights and won't flag you....

  • @taxiuniversum916
    @taxiuniversum916 8 років тому +7

    Palin - World Record holder of producing the longest verbal turds EVER!

  • @peternorth4143
    @peternorth4143 8 років тому +15

    what steven colbert said- after hitting his head with that foam rock,-made much more sense that ANYTHING that sarah palin has EVER said.

  • @Jacobjinglepocket
    @Jacobjinglepocket 8 років тому +117

    Dear lord, I've seen toddlers with a better grasp on the English language than Sarah Palin does.

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 8 років тому +15

      It's technically correct English. It just doesn't make any damn sense. I think it's like some kind of rambling schizophrenic poetry.

    • @kellyhyson4772
      @kellyhyson4772 8 років тому +12

      +Robert Jenkins "Word salad". Can we get some vinaigrette with that, Sarah? 😄

    • @samimas4343
      @samimas4343 8 років тому +3

      and she's been a governor of Alaska! that tells a lot about the US

    • @STho205
      @STho205 8 років тому

      +Sami Mas. Yes and Germany had Chancellor Hitler, England had HenryVIII and Richard III, Britain had the Stuarts, Cambodia had Pol Pot, China had Mao, Russia had Stalin, Italy had Mussolini, France had The Directorate, Uganda had Amin, Lybia had Gaddafi, the Vatican had the Borgias, Saudi Arabia had ....
      That tells us something about the rest of the world.

    • @samimas4343
      @samimas4343 8 років тому

      S Tho sure

  • @community1949
    @community1949 8 років тому +14

    And Palin was elected to governor of the huge state of Alaska? This woman's got an IQ of about 70.

    • @TheEmperor9985
      @TheEmperor9985 8 років тому +17

      It's a huge state but nobody lives there. They had to ask bears and elks to vote, that's how Palin became governor.

    • @Com005
      @Com005 8 років тому +6

      As someone with an IQ of 70 I take offense.

    • @TJDuffy-ip3ue
      @TJDuffy-ip3ue 8 років тому +2

      Um, 711,000 people like me live here in Alaska. Unfortunately, it's a republipuke state, which is why she got elected because republipukes are stupid fucktards/sheeple. But she quit before she did any real damage (which came when her Lt. Gov. assumed the governorship when she resigned because she's a quitter).
      Oh, and elk occupy less than 1% of Alaska. But thanks for playing.

    • @sherryburrows882
      @sherryburrows882 6 років тому

      I think the oil lobby liked her. They knew she was too dumb to interfere with what they wanted to do.

  • @angelabluebird609
    @angelabluebird609 8 років тому +3

    Stephen Colbert makes it possible to survive the endless nausea of this election season.

  • @husamali9345
    @husamali9345 8 років тому +9

    the ending was freaking brilliant😂😂

  • @Stellerman7
    @Stellerman7 8 років тому +77

    How the hell did she become governor...?

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 8 років тому +3

    Sarah Palin fails the Turing test every time.

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs 8 років тому +52

    You just know Sarah Palin is gonna be so salty at not being the first female president.

    • @Pe-S
      @Pe-S 8 років тому +12

      oh she'll be PISSED and i love it.. :)

    • @thomashall8701
      @thomashall8701 8 років тому +5

      so will Hillary Clinton

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 8 років тому +1

      +Thomas Hall You wish.

    • @mikesmith8656
      @mikesmith8656 8 років тому +4

      I don't think she knows what a president is, she is literally mentally disabled.

    • @dee4j1
      @dee4j1 8 років тому +1

      She said she wanted to be a lady President, not a POTUS, whatever thet jobber is.

  • @_Calavera
    @_Calavera 8 років тому +4

    Does she know the meaning of words? Any words?

  • @bvanbove
    @bvanbove 8 років тому +35

    ....wait...was she defending Hillary? I'm so confused.

    • @georgehornsby2075
      @georgehornsby2075 8 років тому +4

      No, she was mocking her

    • @bvanbove
      @bvanbove 8 років тому +8

      George Hornsby That sounds better. Was wondering when she made that giant flip to the other side....glad she's still on the crazy side of things.

    • @wijakeak47
      @wijakeak47 8 років тому +1

      He's trying to misinform you about people buy giving you incomplete and incorrect information so that you create negative an idea in your head of what someone is like

    • @shaunherbert7186
      @shaunherbert7186 8 років тому +7

      No you r not confused; she is.

  • @whygotherehuh
    @whygotherehuh 8 років тому +29

    So, First Bush was the crazy dumb Republican, then it was Palin, and now trump. God help the world I don't want to know who is next.

    • @dlueck1296
      @dlueck1296 8 років тому +9

      A parrot that only knows swearwords probably

    • @gublinchscrivener7891
      @gublinchscrivener7891 8 років тому +10

      Well, I mean, Cruz has always been there.
      Waiting.
      Watching.
      Transmitting.

    • @17Haru17
      @17Haru17 8 років тому +2

      You'd think they'd learn their lesson.

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 8 років тому +1

      When you put it that way it sounds depressing.

    • @kennyakati5837
      @kennyakati5837 8 років тому +3

      Maybe I'm too young to remember but Bush was never that crazy was he? He made some bad decisions but I don't remember him being outrageous like this new wave of republicans we're seeing.

  • @FancyFelix
    @FancyFelix 8 років тому +99

    Aw. The woman with the guitar is adorable.

    • @myrec8883
      @myrec8883 8 років тому +7

      Was looking too down for that comment.

    • @betweenthepanels9145
      @betweenthepanels9145 8 років тому +5

      all of them look like they are just having a good time.

    • @xavierguzman8297
      @xavierguzman8297 8 років тому +1

      She was actually.

    • @noelsaldanha4530
      @noelsaldanha4530 8 років тому +8

      Maddie Rice, ex-Berklee student. You should check her cover of "Cliffs of Dover" or her "Rock and Roll" cover in the commencement ceremony. I guess she's just not used to being caught off guard :3

    • @Splox5
      @Splox5 8 років тому +1

      +Noel Saldanha Thanks for the recommendation, her "Cliffs of Dover" cover is phenomenal.

  • @ocb7160
    @ocb7160 8 років тому +24

    "Its like Milli Vanilli"

  • @djschotzi
    @djschotzi 8 років тому +37

    Why couldn't we have a Trump/Palin ticket! The comedy gold that would have been

    • @soulscanner66
      @soulscanner66 8 років тому +4

      Trump has ramped up the stupid several notches over Palin.

    • @jgeorge2693
      @jgeorge2693 8 років тому +6

      +Guy Souriandt as bad as Trump is he is nowhere near as bad as Palin

    • @djschotzi
      @djschotzi 8 років тому +1

      Jonny Test Near enough, Near enough

    • @HashimAziz1
      @HashimAziz1 8 років тому +6

      Because when it comes down to it, there's only so much comedy value the end of the world as we know it can bring.

    • @soulscanner66
      @soulscanner66 8 років тому +3

      ***** Trump supporters are either too stoned, drunk, or bat-shit insane to notice or care about anything involving independent thought.

  • @terryfookwitt
    @terryfookwitt 8 років тому +5

    She is Trump's most intelligent supporter.

  • @pompidoudog
    @pompidoudog 8 років тому +10

    Disordered thinking: A failure to be able to "think straight." Thoughts may come and go rapidly. The person may not be able to concentrate on one thought for very long and may be easily distracted, unable to focus attention. The person may be unable to connect thoughts into logical sequences, with thoughts becoming disorganized and fragmented.

  • @rahfahL
    @rahfahL 8 років тому +75

    Should've read it like Boomhower

    • @jadatoav
      @jadatoav 8 років тому +6

      Dang ol' Sarah.... mmm hmmm.

    • @Chiscringle
      @Chiscringle 8 років тому +12

      I think you've just explained Sarah Palin's speaking style. She talks like how Boomhower would if he enunciated everything he said. And dropped about half his vocabulary.

    • @TheFallibleFiend
      @TheFallibleFiend 8 років тому +1

      Only if you're from Muhlenberg, KY. (Seriously, people in Muhlenberg talk just like Boomhauer.)

    • @AugustEverywhere
      @AugustEverywhere 8 років тому +1

      Oddly Jean sounded a bit Boomhower with that Milli Vanilli comment.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 8 років тому +13

      Oh, PLEASE. Boomhauer was WAY more coherent.

  • @neonbluesoda
    @neonbluesoda 8 років тому +22

    Thank god for Sarah Palin, best clip in awhile imo!

    • @bluesmokegamer272
      @bluesmokegamer272 8 років тому +41

      Every village needs an idiot

    • @MrTrekfan
      @MrTrekfan 8 років тому +19

      Yes, but she's an overachiever. Bless her heart.

    • @deltavee2
      @deltavee2 8 років тому +3

      Her village threw her out. Limits are limits.

    • @poppyshoessp
      @poppyshoessp 8 років тому

      +MrTrekfan 😂😂

    • @poppyshoessp
      @poppyshoessp 8 років тому

      +deltavee2 😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 років тому +12

    Sarah Palin : The Ryan Lochte of politics

    • @pete62red
      @pete62red 8 років тому

      Stop insulting Lochte!

  • @scooterdooter
    @scooterdooter 8 років тому +3

    "Just Leave Us Alone, Voices." - title of Sarah Palin's next memoir

  • @charlesbombaugh9028
    @charlesbombaugh9028 8 років тому +7

    Damn! that's the most coherent thing she's ever said

  • @alexheadley762
    @alexheadley762 8 років тому +1

    4:22-4:48
    Whether he memorized that or it was completely improvised, that was pretty damn impressive!

  • @philippenachtergal6077
    @philippenachtergal6077 8 років тому +5

    Gee, 510 people downvoting. Does that mean that 510 people think they understand what Palin is saying ?
    Someone call 510 ambulances ?

  • @guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248
    @guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 8 років тому +9

    Why is she still here? She is political equivalent to Lindsay Lohan.

  • @hepburned1205
    @hepburned1205 8 років тому +4

    No matter what else you say about Stephen Colbert, he has fun during his intros.

  • @Pbdave1092
    @Pbdave1092 8 років тому +9

    he must have practiced a lot for that intro.... LOL

  • @nomimalone7520
    @nomimalone7520 7 років тому +4

    Sarah Palin owes John McCain an apology for destroying his campaign.

    • @austinpearce5442
      @austinpearce5442 6 років тому

      Nomi Malone and she needs to apologize to Nicolle Wallace and Steve Schmidt

  • @inoget
    @inoget 8 років тому +2

    2:53 😀 😀 Batiste says "Like Milli Vanilli." Savage.

  • @sagerider2
    @sagerider2 8 років тому +4

    IS the poor rock ok? I's probably never met anything that hard in it's life before.

  • @jamesmziegler
    @jamesmziegler 8 років тому +2

    Oh my ... must catch breath ... can't stop laughing ... Palin sooo stupid ... ROFL 😂

  • @Joeweee
    @Joeweee 8 років тому +4

    3:16 wow. inspirational. Shakespeare is alive

  • @MrBenny1010101
    @MrBenny1010101 8 років тому +5

    Colbert is a comedy master. His political jabs are constantly funny, timely, and on point night after night.

  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 8 років тому +15

    Sarah Palin makes an awesome poet. That woman is in the wrong profession.

    • @Bigkahkistan
      @Bigkahkistan 8 років тому +4

      Think about it...her entire life and public presence might just be a post-modern performance art project, some beatnik grad student's thesis project.

    • @janiceclaypole1196
      @janiceclaypole1196 8 років тому

      +Enter a name here Probably not lmbo

    • @mouseroad
      @mouseroad 8 років тому +3

      +Enter a name here howl!

    • @joemwenda8941
      @joemwenda8941 8 років тому

      my thoughts exactly.

  • @jensen1901
    @jensen1901 8 років тому +1

    that speaking Palin-ese bit at the end was AMAZING!

  • @x3naurus
    @x3naurus 8 років тому +5

    I think I'm going to make a post-hardcore album with Sarah Palin quotes as the lyrics. See you guys soon.

  • @MrPeacelover423
    @MrPeacelover423 8 років тому +1

    Only Colbert could've pulled off that segway entry. He absolutely killed it!

  • @ZeroOskul
    @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +15

    So she hit her head on a rock and it made my brain come oozing out somehow? I didn't think wormholes (Einstein-Risen bridges) worked that way.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +1

      +Daniel Hodge: Rosen! Blargh! I can't edit!

    • @jacob29163
      @jacob29163 8 років тому +5

      +Daniel Hodge Nazis*, one would think a Grammar Nazi would know that…

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 8 років тому +1

      +Daniel Hodge: the apostrophe makes it possessive. You wanted a plural. A plural ess on the end of Nazi in no way produces a new word. Everybody else admitted their fuck-ups; it's your turn. You've got two, now.

  • @tomvan5247
    @tomvan5247 8 років тому +5

    He just roasted the shit outta Sarah Palin

    • @vonclod123
      @vonclod123 8 років тому +2

      It's easy work if you can get it.

  • @ali0g4
    @ali0g4 8 років тому +4

    Anyone catch that Milli Vanilli diss?

  • @LornaXXO
    @LornaXXO 8 років тому +1

    "Like Milli Vanilli" 😂😂 Jon is hilarious

  • @jeffcorsiglia1440
    @jeffcorsiglia1440 8 років тому +8

    Colbert is awesome! That word salad was topped with ranch dressing, don't you know we can see Russia from our house! Don't matter I shoot wolves from helicopters and like mama bears.

    • @sherryburrows882
      @sherryburrows882 6 років тому

      Like mama bears in the sense of broiled or fried? Or do you just invite them to dinner and feed them the wolves? Don't forget to save that right foreleg--you'll need it to get Scary Sarah's bounty payment. Or maybe it's the left foreleg. Hell, just save both front legs! Maybe you can confuse her people enough to get a couple extra wolves in your bounty payment. After all, Sarah probably hired her rethuglicon supporters, which means most are pretty f*cking stupid and can't count beyond ten without taking off their shoes.

  • @michaelconnell1010
    @michaelconnell1010 8 років тому +14

    How is it the translations I get running Japanese text through google translate make more sense than Palin's quote?

    • @leanie9660
      @leanie9660 6 років тому

      Michael Connell ...because no self-respecting translation program would word-for-word this imbecile.

    • @sherryburrows882
      @sherryburrows882 6 років тому

      Because Google is smarter than a half-term governor of an oil-powered nation-state.

  • @alexman8800
    @alexman8800 8 років тому +8

    oh come on, where the blame on Obama for her misfortune.

  • @trippin916
    @trippin916 8 років тому +1

    Sarah's that person when she walks in the room you smile, nod and agree with.... Then when she leaves the room everyone at the same time says, "WOW".

  • @Bugdriver49
    @Bugdriver49 8 років тому +4

    Wait a minute.............was the rock okay???

  • @nschwartz311
    @nschwartz311 8 років тому +4

    It's like trying to decipher a poem written by a dumb Shakespeare

  • @spurmarks
    @spurmarks 8 років тому +3

    Thank goodness it was only her head that got hit. No chance of damage there...

  • @shintaro_7261
    @shintaro_7261 8 років тому +2

    That milli vanilli joke needs more recognition.

  • @TheHigherVoltage
    @TheHigherVoltage 8 років тому +3

    I laugh at the GOP leaders until I realize they're made leaders by the GOP voters. Then I remember how many of them there are in the country. Then I stop laughing and fear for the future.

  • @jixolros
    @jixolros 8 років тому +11

    That poor girl on guitar looks and sounds completely out of her league. Gee

    • @kakashi76767
      @kakashi76767 8 років тому

      how

    • @michaelpatriot9038
      @michaelpatriot9038 8 років тому +8

      +Karan Lidder It means "keep yourself safe".

    • @AZIARGROUS
      @AZIARGROUS 8 років тому

      she's pretty good, I've been checking her out (wink) but yeah she lacks the experience and improv nerve

    • @kakashi76767
      @kakashi76767 8 років тому +1

      AZIARGROUS does anyone really care? who in the world watches colbert for the girl on guitar in the band

    • @AZIARGROUS
      @AZIARGROUS 8 років тому +1

      I do :) :)

  • @paulheckbert
    @paulheckbert 8 років тому +3

    Imagine what Sarah Palin will sound like when dementia sets in.

    • @jamestaylor2110
      @jamestaylor2110 8 років тому

      She will sound like a Democrat or Killary Clinton.

  • @kaduisaui4596
    @kaduisaui4596 8 років тому +1

    Rock running is when you deliver crack to different houses.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +29

    Sarah Palin is just awful.
    Colbert don't you ever insult wrestling!

    • @wijakeak47
      @wijakeak47 8 років тому +1

      This is the full post, Colbert gave in incomplete taken out of context Quote
      Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies
      Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.
      And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.
      Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.
      Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)
      Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully.
      Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.
      - Sarah Palin

    • @MrImagayguy
      @MrImagayguy 8 років тому +7

      Jon, Thanks! Now we can see the full scope of just how dangerously stupid this woman is. I mean, we've known for a while but it's always nice to have confirmation.

    • @MauroCV97
      @MauroCV97 8 років тому +2

      Still retarded af...

    • @wijakeak47
      @wijakeak47 8 років тому

      It's not about Palin it's about Colbert, he uses shady reporting tactics.

    • @MauroCV97
      @MauroCV97 8 років тому +1

      Jon Schmitt Of course. But to be fair, saying Palin's complete statement would be too long (and still sounds dumb as shit). But yeah, "shady reporting tactics" are nothing new in talk show comedy,

  • @enevitableparadox3735
    @enevitableparadox3735 8 років тому +1

    shit now she feels like someone speaks her launguage, she'll never go away now, thanks Steven.

  • @YZ250W1
    @YZ250W1 8 років тому +4

    What I find most alarming about this "thing" is that anyone would actually listen to a word she says at this point. She'd be the perfect mate for Trump.

  • @eriksolecki7041
    @eriksolecki7041 8 років тому +1

    "like Millie Vanilie" - I love the stuff that Jon Batiste says.

  • @SN-dk1qx
    @SN-dk1qx 8 років тому +3

    Sarah Palin - the world's first humanoid Markov Chain bot.

    • @SN-dk1qx
      @SN-dk1qx 8 років тому +12

      That or she is actually related to Michael Palin of the Monty Pythons and is some sort of surreal/absurdist comedy specialist

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 8 років тому +7

      +Srinivasan N Years ago, Cohn Cleese said, and I admittedly paraphrase, that he used to think that Michael Palin was the funniest Palin, and then he discovered Sarah....

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 8 років тому +2

      +Srinivasan N Sarah Palin IS a Monty Python skit.

  • @SpiritualFox
    @SpiritualFox 8 років тому +1

    He looks like he's moving forward, but he's just standing in place. Perfect politician material. Colbert 2016!

  • @matthewegan5281
    @matthewegan5281 8 років тому +3

    Jesus H. Christ, that looked liked a Markov chain from all the things she said on her tv show mixed with an alt-right news blog. I know those were words, but man, I have no idea what it actually meant besides, "I'm a mother, and Hillary is bad".

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 8 років тому

    She's ok, or you know, the same. LMAO!

  • @gordlawson11
    @gordlawson11 6 років тому +4

    all the Sarah Palin supporters have moved over to trump...

  • @yilong76
    @yilong76 8 років тому +1

    "And the Grammy for this year's best rap goes toooooo........ Stephen Tyrone 'Danger Zone' Colbert!"

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +5

    That guitarist is cute...

  • @eolinluna
    @eolinluna 8 років тому +2

    I was preparing to laugh my ass off but Palin's words really began to worry me. Is she okay? No fatal brain damage?

  • @modemmack
    @modemmack 8 років тому +4

    I like a nice thousand island dressing with my crazy word salad. Hahaha. If you made a comedy movie, you wouldn't make an idiot sound that stupid. It'd be too over the top. :D

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV 8 років тому

      I use the diet version, 500 Island Dressing. = P

  • @OmegaKent
    @OmegaKent 8 років тому +2

    When Sarah Palin trips and hits her head on a rock, your first question should be how is the rock doing?

  • @techcommenter
    @techcommenter 8 років тому +6

    That quote is a joke right?...

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 8 років тому +6

      facebook.com/sarahpalin/posts/10154491167668588
      yeah, it's a joke but it's not that far off.

    • @Teencat
      @Teencat 8 років тому +3

      Yeah! At first she sounded sarcastic/offensive about Hillary's (lack of?) appearance. Then she points out how it's sexist that the media is mocking Hillary's silence. Then she talks about how (insert list of intense gender roles here) occupies her time and energy. It's so confusing.

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 8 років тому +2

      as i said, it's not that far off from the actual joke Stephen made. as she appears to be serious in her post.

  • @yapdog
    @yapdog 8 років тому +1

    Sarah Palin is the greatest unintentional comedian that ever slammed her face into a rock.

  • @AbnormalWrench
    @AbnormalWrench 8 років тому +3

    Sarah Palin fell face first on a rock? Is the rock OK?

  • @phenomteacher
    @phenomteacher 8 років тому +1

    Oh dear God, I almost lost my Starbucks! #Hilarious

  • @ricardoalvarezcalvo6692
    @ricardoalvarezcalvo6692 8 років тому +3

    third i guess

  • @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe
    @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe 8 років тому +1

    Colbert's getting better! I knew it would happen eventually.

  • @MADGUNSMONSTER
    @MADGUNSMONSTER 8 років тому +1

    It was an insult to professional wrestling to put it in the same monologue with the extremely well read and well educated Sarah "I can see Russia from my house" Palin.

  • @rhymanoserous
    @rhymanoserous 8 років тому +1

    As a man born and raised in Alaska, I would like to apologize on behalf of all (if not most) of Alaska for Sarah Palin. We're nice reasonable people.

  • @fancynancy074
    @fancynancy074 4 роки тому +2

    Stephen rocking back and forth like that made me feel things in my special place. 💦

  • @icelandmoon
    @icelandmoon 8 років тому +2

    I actually find her more coherent now.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 8 років тому +1

    All I could think about when I first saw this was the fact that Stephen had something like a support beam in the middle of his "hover board" or whatever it's actually called.

  • @upsettuh
    @upsettuh 8 років тому +1

    God bless Steven Colbert.

  • @stefanneaga
    @stefanneaga 8 років тому +1

    I would like to congratulate Governor Palin , this is the first time I (somewhat) understood one of her statements

  • @Eusantdac
    @Eusantdac 8 років тому +2

    Anytime I hear stuff from Palin is like I'm in the Twilight Zone, how is this real?