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I'M THE GREATEST CHEF | Cooking Simulator
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- Опубліковано 14 сер 2024
- I am the world's greatest chef in Cooking Simulator
Buy MY coffee: topofthemornin...
Twitter : / jacksepticeye
Instagram : / jacksepticeye
Edited By: / tr8ss
Please play more of this game in the future, the chaos is just too incredible.
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
YESSSS
Yes, more cooking chaos!
fax hahaahhah hes me if i decided my dream of a chef-
because of Ratatouile- 🐀
YES!!!!
Playing this game feels like a chef made this out of spite so everyone knows how hard cooking is
It's so much funnier watching this after reading your comment
It’s an exhausting job!
Playing this game _as_ a chef made me feel like it was made by someone who thinks cooking is _waayyy_ harder than it actually is.
I was thinking, wait there's only ONE kitchen staff? For prep, line, soux and head duties? That would kill a person faster than regularly eating soup with 20 grams of salt in it!
To be fair, it is not that hard to flip a salmon fillet.
the way jack immediately starts to panic in any kind of retail stress setting will never not be hilarious
It is both hilarious and relatable.
Me, before playing Cooking Simulator: "Cool! Cooking without the cleanup!"
Me, after playing Cooking Simulator: "Oh my god! Cooking is not this hard! I'd rather just do it in real life!"
Yeah but the cleanup is more annoying in real life 😁
The physique in this game is killing me I wanted to play a cooking simulator to actually cook.
Yeah there’s a QWOP-esque quality of wrangling the controls and physics in this game and I’m not sure if it’s intentional or not
Imagine your first day as a chef, and then Gordon Ramsay appears and requests a meal from you.
It would be like that clip of that little kid who's really good at chess having to face the chess grand champion of the USSR (as in I would just cry lol)
R.I.P
I'd probably shit myself honestly
And get yelled at.
i’m just gonna leave
now for Sean’s special dish for the day. Shattered Plates with a side of yelling and confusion
I'M BETTER THAN KAVETION
haha now look who's superior 😎
@Kavetion What the fuck?
Omg remember that opening song from Chicken Little?
mmmmmmmmm tasty and funny.
I love that Seán took this game seriously and tried his best to cook. The players who just blow everything up are funny, but I want to see someone actually TRY!
It’s worth the secondhand stress and satisfaction, lol.
“What happened to my kitchen? I haven’t even started yet!”
Clearly Daz Black forgot to clean up after himself 😂
Was looking for this comment! I was so excited to see Sean had played CS because of how chaotic Dazs’ vids are 😂
LMAO
Ik daz was gonna appear somewhere in the comments 🤣
ah a felow dazzler i see
BAHHAHAHAHAH LOVE THIS
Ramsey: Transfer the fish onto the plate!
Oven Door: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT.
See people underestimate the oven door 🤣
Moral of the story is: don’t ever walk into Sean’s kitchen without shoes on.
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
@@UnkownUA-camr286 Idiot bot!
don't ever walk into sean's kitchen without sole puncture protection certified work boots on*
@awesome stuff that’s a better idea.
@@UnkownUA-camr286 In your dreams
Sean Saying: "Just say how many beetroots, instead grams!"
Me having PTSD to my college culinary course, where they made us to use recipes that called for 3 potatoes, 1/3 an onion, a barely a heart of artichoke... everything is different size, why no tell me weight?!?! :'~6
Why not just mix it? You want 3 potatoes, 30g of onion, 5g artichoke, and 7 carrots
As a line cook, it is immensely hilarious watching Sean freak out over all the smallest shit that happens in real kitchens ALL THE TIME lol
“Oh shit, I broke a plate! I broke another plate! I’m just breaking plates everywhere!”
Sounds more like he belongs in FOH tbh 😂
Your Gordon Ramsay impression is, as he would say, beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful
@@𠔁 ⌚ not dead yet
I make better videos
@@wind4396 are you dead yet?
Perfectly seasoned
It is absolutely hilarious that Jack's first meal is 5 stars and yet says it looks terrible, while Kevin and RT's meals look like burnt rocks and they're just happy to have served someone
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
@@UnkownUA-camr286 ok mr epic mann
Kevin and RT played this too?
@@SairinEarthsea yup. In epic fashion.
Don't worry, I'm better than Kavetion
that means I'm superior to both of them 😎(jk)
When he broke that first plate, I just got flashbacks to Mark’s play through 😂
Broke 3 the same way 💀
Fr lmaooo, oven door strikes back, targeting a new victim
12:13 you know what's funny, that customer complained about too much oil and pepper when his whole steak was literally burnt to a crisp
Since when was salmon steak?
@@ginchi_0 The recipe was "salmon steak"
I can hear the angry footsteps of Gordon Ramsay coming towards Jack's place and holding two pieces of bread
I make better videos
What are you?!
"An idiot sandwich" 😔
@@UnkownUA-camr286 nobody asked bot
@@UnkownUA-camr286 umm who asked you?
I am the best UA-camr ever I am a god. All UA-camrs bow. not a bot btw
can we talk about how INCREDIBLY ACCURATE the gordon ramsey impression was?!?!?!?
I make better videos
The two above me needs a life.
ITS RAW
@@RedDragonZ81 fr
@@𠔁 I didnt subscribe, Ive died now :(
The beginning about the burners being fixed separately is no joke lmao- Used to work in a grocery store bakery and if our proofer went down and the guy came to fix it, and then that day the oven went down he wouldn’t look at the oven even though it was clearly busted. “I didn’t get paid to fix that today”
I get job quotas and schedules but come on 😂
To be fair, he should get paid. But dang it, we'll pay you, you are right here, just do the thing please! 😭
If he ain't getting paid you shouldn't expect him to do the work. He deserves to be paid AND paid extra for a rush job if needed. If he started fiddling with it and screwed it up worse thats on him, he ain't got time for that.
@@decadeofmcfly Very true
"This is MY job I'M supposed to destroy this place"
This is cooking simulator Jack, not destroying your kitchen simulator. 💙💙💙
Where's the difference?
This makes me hope for cooking simulator co-op and for Jack and Daz to team up and just OBLITERATE the kitchen.
Well, the title graphic and font does look awfully similar to surgeon simulator. I have a feeling the idea is the same but it's not so blatantly a joke, which makes the frustration funnier? Idk I feel like this game was made for streamers.
Same difference
it could be
Jack: Makes some fish
Also Jack: “Adding lemon to it will make it look like a masterpiece a lemon fish masterpiece.”
@@𠔁 You bots are getting worse ä.
@@𠔁 Too bad for you, I am already triple cursed, so your curse was negated by my own curses.
that's not how you're supposed to use that format
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
@@colorbar.s yeah it's like all those stupid "pov"s on tik tok
Jack being upset that the mess he made the day before hasn't been magically cleaned is a big mood
When you close, but also open the next day. "Who the hell closed last night? Oh yeah...me."
DazGames could *never* xD
Jack I’m sick and I’m rewatching all your videos rn and it’s genuinely making me forget about being sick - I love all your content thank you that’s all I wanted to say
"In the kitchen/cookbook, numbers are a suggestion, not a requirement."
My mother
As a Ukrainian seeing Sean making Ukrainian borscht in game reminded me of my grandma...
Although she used to cut the vegetables instead of boiling everything whole
Sean uses an Advanced Technique
don't forget some sour cream!
Yeah my grandma puts in potatoes, meat and beans too
I hope you're safe, wherever you are
that is how it is done actually, putting it just like that is a crime
The door slowly continuing to open when you broke the first plate was comedy gold! I don't know why your comedic timing is always so perfect!
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins
I find it so funny as well. Seems like Jack did not only follow the Adventure Line™ he also watched instructional videos about what is comedic timing.
the absolute and pure chaos of Jack yelling at kitchen appliances and arguing with a virtual Gordon Ramsey is the highlight of my day.
Jack : I'm amazing at cooking
Also jack : Absolutely destroys every plate he looks at and loses his mind
Jacksepticeye: “I should not have a knife.”
… we all know what happened last time he had a knife
What happened when he had a knife
@@Recentlyisekai89 look up his video “say goodbye”
You’ll see what happened
@@mrmightymeese9407 I understand now
@@Recentlyisekai89 lol
@@Recentlyisekai89 One of us, one of US, ONE OF US!
Please play a series with this, Jack. Once you have gotten "comfortable enough" you can even do the challenges. The Shelter version is its own entire thing and you would LOVE IT, I'm sure!
Jack: follow the adventure line
Me: Stanley went through the red door.
Is anyone else trying not to die from laughing when Jack screams in frustration? I know I am.
Seáns face when the first plate broke has me rolling!
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
Bots are the worse but once they bring up technoblade in the wrong way, that's when we need to get rid of them
Don't worry, I'm better than Kavetion
that means I'm superior to both of them 😎(jk)
Jacksepticeye: I'm the greatest chef. Gordon Ramsay: I'll be the judge of that.
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
Don't worry, I'm better than Kavetion
that means I'm superior to both of them 😎(jk)
The only way to appease Gordon is to find the lamb sauce.
As chaotic as Sean's cooking simulator is, Daz Black's is the epitome of chaos and confusion 😂 going between both of your channels ensures my day will be filled with laughter
FR LOL! 🤣
As the girlfriend of a chef. This isn’t easy, you do not got this 😂
I was the new waitress and I did not realise how stressful working in a Kitchen is until then. The stress chefs go through is immense. If you’re a chef, hats off to you cause you’re doing an incredible job ☺️
Wow, I bet that was a pain in the arse.
This is absolutely hilarious! I'll never forget watching Daz play this game. When I saw this video I was like "oh gods here we go again."
Oh my god! I was looking for this comment! I’ve been binge watching Daz’s cooking simulator vids after the VR one and when I saw Sean’s vid I was like “YES!!”
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
@@UnkownUA-camr286 20,186 people don't agree with your trash opinion mate
The first time I saw this game I think it was Boris playing.
@Kavetion You are _totally_ right and not wrong in anyway and if anyone thinks you're wrong then they're right and you're wrong.
"We don't need to buy lemons at all, got a million of em!"
*places on fishy chopping board*
I- Uhhh.. Cross-?
"I see no problems with cross contaminating at all"
*The relief for my brain, just for it being said-*
I think I remember most fish is fine and doesn't carry any of the major foodborne illnesses. The only worry being using the cutting board again when serving someone who is allergic.
@@calamitysend8355
Yes but my brain said "regardless of what it is. Clean it." through the entire video
It's for this reason that I just use two different cutting boards. One for raw meats, and another for vegetables and cooked meats.
@@brendanmystery I just use one chopping board for raw meat, wash it, leave it, and use a complete other board for anything else. Keeping the, even though its washed, raw meat chopping board away from the rest. 😂 It usually gets washed a second time.
@@axori1047 good etiquette ingrained is always good. Never gonna knock it.
8:52 I like the fact after all the updates that cooking sim went through, it still says " Salmon 'Fi' "...
I'd hire Jack as my personal chef.
I really hope that he makes a series of this game just because of how chaotic this game can be with breaking a lot of plates
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
@Kavetion when did I ask?
@@UnkownUA-camr286 when did I ask?
They’re bots
Just watched 'everything everywhere all at once' yesterday and hearing Jack say it in this video was like a glitch in the simulation I was not ready for 😂 (12:42)
SAME HERE!! I was trying to look for comments mentioning that- I recently watched that movie, and I was really surprised
13:20 BREAKING NEWS: Irishman Betrays His Ancestors, Choosing a Mere Borscht Over Potatoes!
My parents when i come out of the womb 9:40
I missed the simulator gameplays XD hope Jack and the lads would play overcooked next. With Gab as well!!
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
Don't worry, I'm better than Kavetion
that means I'm superior to both of them 😎(jk)
This was absolutely hilarious! Did not expect you to go this hard for Cooking Simulator
When Jack tried to get exactly 20g of salt and overshot by 1g, was hysteric to me 😆
The utter chaos of Jack's virtual cooking journey, combined with how deeply rooted it is in the real experience, had me in tears with laughter. I could've watched one of these weekly
I would LOVE to see a part 2 of Cooking Sim. God, my chest hurts from laughing so hard.
Genuinely entertaining. I feel bad about Sean being so stressed but all the things going wrong just make it more endearing.
Although, who's gonna tell him about the borscht?
"we're gonna be like mgr" SO ARE WE GETTING A PART 2 AFTER ALL THIS TIME OR NOT???
the contrast between Sean and Daz playing this game is hilarious to me
I haven't laughed this much in AGES!!!!! The plates breaking and when the pan with the fish in it flipped over and knocked the pot off the burner I almost peed my pants!!! "WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?" Oh you kill me!
I've been damn well waiting for this. Coincidently, this is what most guests at the restaurant are probably saying.
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
@Kavetion tf?
Don't worry, I'm better than Kavetion
that means I'm superior to both of them 😎(jk)
3:22 the Genuine in panic in his voice when he said: “WHERE?!” 😂 that Got me GOOD
I can’t express how much Sean looks so much like a young dad that hides in their room too much playing games, while Evelyn is yelling to take out the garbage and feed the cat 😌😌
After watching Felix, Kevin and RT play this, I'm waiting for the chaos
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
@Jim Lewis Felix is pewdiepie, Kevin is Callmekevin and Rt is RtGames. Jack is friends with them. Kevin and rt are Irish. Felix is the largest youtuber ever.
I want to add Boris to the list.
@@SairinEarthsea Boris Johnson?
@@SaraRankins. life of Boris, he did cooking, video games, and computing vids but recently he moved and is still getting adjusted before resuming longer vids.
As a Ukrainian woman myself who has eaten my grandmother’s soups many a time before,
that borsht looked top notch 👌✨
Good job :]
Tastes amazing with some sour cream mixed in btw 😳
Might just be me but this ever so slightly reminded me of watching jack play tea party simulator wayyy back when, it was one of the first JSE videos I ever watched. Love how much energy there is in this video, just like there was back then, it’s great to see.
6:11
That was an actual good Gorda Ramsey impression
borscht: a dish with lots of veggies
jack: all I can do is liquid, take it or leave it
Jack made polish christmas borscht then, not ukrainian lol but without dumplings
@@Allexa110 then it's still missing ingredients
liquid- take it or leave it
this is one of the funniest videos you’ve ever made, i was straight up shitting myself 😭 PLEASE do more
U ever seen daz black play?
I realize more and more how talented Jack is at voice acting.
"Mm, it's shit" 😂😂
I want to see a cooking battle between Sean and Pewdiepie, Sean making Irish and Pewds making Swedish
No
No, Sean making Swedish, and Pewds making Irish
@@unchunch9863 ok
The heck is Irish food even. Wouldn't that just be a bunch of spuds.
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
"this is MY job I'M supposed to destroy the place"
this is cooking simulator jack not destroying your kitchen simulator
Nah, it's Silvervale's job. And she's VERY good at it.
Yeah, don't let her near your kitchen. Ever.
JACKSEPTICEYE FELL OFF I WILL REPLACE HIM
This is hands down the most successful run of cooking simulator I've ever seen
10:12 Nice Lemongrab impression :D
Jack!
I just got my coffee today :]
Absolutely stunning.
Thanks for all your hard work with the uploads too,
My job is basically sitting at a desk for 10 hours straight. And having you on to listen too just really helps my day out. :]
Thank you :3
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
What are you working that you have sit 10 hours a a desk for? That just sounds almost like torture to me.
@@kilso9357 It is!
But I Trim flower on a mj farm.
So sometimes I get to play with the actual plants.
@@tech-savvi ok that’s at least something but damn I hope you keep yourself busy and entertained somehow
@@kilso9357 let's plays... lol
And other random UA-cam junk
Genuinely hard to hold in my laughter! I haven't seen someone play this in ages would love to see you play more if you liked it! 💖💖💖
I feel like _Cooking Simulator_ is a good indicator of someone's actual skill in the kitchen: the _more_ confident someone is at cooking in real life, the _more_ the game's physics glitches and unwieldy interface are going to drive them _mad._
How dare they expect to not shatter a plate as they put it down?
@@OriLOK2 Frankly, it's _much_ more satisfying to smash a plate when you have to put _effort_ into it.
"God, I'm so kitchen right now."
"In the meantime, I'll just second guess my life choices."
"You're so basic, plate."
Why are these funny, tf 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely loved this. I laughed through the whole damn thing
JACK HAS FELL DOWN I WILL REPLACE HIM
Jack: I’m the greatest chef.
Chef Dashie: MY BOI!?
BAYUUUMMMMM!
Jack to horror : fun
Jack to cooking: may god have mercy on my soul
I remember Marks reaction with the plate as well 🤣🤣 at 5:09
2:25
Us: Whatcha got there
Jack: a knife
Us: No!
The way Jack pronounces Borcht is so on point, made me feel so inclusive, especially with what’s going on rn
Awwh, everyone is included in this community, you've always been❤️
I started watching Sean when I first got into gaming creators on youtube, then I stopped for awhile, but now I'm into it again and I love it. Sean is just super entertaining to watch, and he's so positive and genuine. keep up Sean!
16:12 - The game totally needs a loud 'ding' sound when you signal the dish is ready to be collected! 😀
Gods, I laughed so hard! It hurts! The moment when the potatoes fell, it was amazing 😂
Everybody gangsta until Gordon calls you an “idiot sandwich”
sup
8:27 was hilarious ahahhaha
0:35 PAMPAPAPAPAPAAA... DAMMDARARAR... PAMPARARPARDAAAA... look at the fern... I loved the adventure Line
0:35 The… Adventure Line???
BUM BABADUM BADUM BAAAAA
That Gordon Ramsay impression was literally perfect
I'm dying. When Jack was struggling with the salmon and potatoes and the pans started freaking out, my soda went through my nose and I started choking on laughter XD
“I love watching Sean play rage games” “like getting over it?” “Nope. Cooking Simulator!”
The kitchen just explodes, when I'm waiting for my food asking the waiter, everything ok?
Yes a new video from jacksepticeye. You always make my day good again when im sad or have a bad day like today. Thank you keep going like this sean🙂
I laughed way too hard on both PewDiePie and Seán’s playthrough of this game. XD
Then you'll love Markipliers one if enjoy chaos
you'll def love daz games' series
I find it hysterical how Josh from lets game it out didn’t have any problems with the game and even set up a whole domino set with the cutting boards but Jack struggles to flip a fish fillet.
One of my favorite people to watch play this goofy game is Josh from letsgameitout. Now to see jack play it. Oh my cup runth over, yessssss
Yes finally Jack Is playing this game!!! Im gunna need more don’t just dip your toes in👀👀
I love the comforting randomness that theses kind of videos bring
11:32 he actually contemplated murder lol
I just find it so ironic how Jack hasn’t changed over the years. Yelling, confused, and skipping tutorials. Aw Jack, we love ya!
ya
what’s the point of this comment? Lol you haven’t even finished the video
no he's changed plenty
It's been years I've been waiting for this video
Thanks jack
the level of chaos in this video is just the perfect amount for a jacksepticeye video
0:34 Lmao love Jack calling it the adventure line-