@@SwiftNimblefoot ik, old comment, but It is actually explained somewhere (in the books, I think. I don’t really remember) that the daleks manually increase the power of their death rays, but not to the fullest, because they don’t want to see their victims be disintegrated, they want to see them suffer an extremely painful death
Bill walks in Bill: I'm a lesbian! Dalek: not relevant Bill: I'm a lesbian! Dalek: ok Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian!
I don't know why, but the bit with the Dalek singing about "Working 9 to 5", then suddenly going "oh...excuse me sir" to the guy on the ground got me way more than it should have. xD "Does this thing belong to anyone?? Oh, there we go.". xDD
For a minimum wage worker on the west coast of Skaro, I'm pretty sure "retirement" is when they kill you and strip your metal shell for parts. He was filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed...
i thought like this too,because english is not my native language i thought i didn't really understand the script but when ''get the fuck out of my kitchen'' scene came,i realised the truth.it's really been a long time since i really laughed
In fairness, it's actually slightly more coherent than the original... This was the very first appearance of the Daleks IIRC, back when the show was still very new, wobbly on its legs and extremely rough around the edges. I mean, it was before color TV, so in fairness there was not a lot of established video entertainment culture for the creators to draw inspiration and, perhaps especially, practical planning systems from. Plus the equipment they had was expensive, including the film to do retakes, I believe. They did their best and started a fantastic series, just... one that got rather a lot better later on. Less filler, for starters.
"Don;t everyone run at once" "Scans indicate you are in need of the toilet. That's the ladies you pervert!" "Bugger! My eye! I'm minimum wage!"" Pure comedy gold
@@ApexGorilla1 Max Capricorn (the head in a box on wheels) tells the Tenth Doctor that he plans to retire to a planet where women are really into metal.
If I ever work at KFC and some one asks for spicy chicken wings, I'm gonna serve them it while talking like Dalek, and only a couple people on rare occasions will get it.
These are still so funny to watch. I loved the Max Capricorn reference btw and it's a lot of fun to see daleks say "get the f*** out of my kitchen" or "I'm minimum wage" or "is he high?" to the Doctor and the jokes are just top-notch. Keep 'em coming, they're really good!
I just want you to know that that line at 2:27 has been my notification sound for the last 3 years, and that you have been the cause of many jumpscares, but oh so much joy too.
"Get the FUCK out of my kitchen!"
That was soo funny
Unfucking believable
Reminds me of what Gordon Ramsay would be like as a Dalek...
I had to send my laptop to the service shop because I was having a sweet drink in the wrong time and place.
KaloTube Did you enjoy the drink? :)
"High fives all around!"
*Daleks awkwardly wave plungers*
"We need to work on this"
legostudios120 *awkwardly waves plunger at you*
JACKSEPTICEYE AS A DALEK
“Who ordered the spicy chicken wings?”
😆
Guys, my toilet's backing up. You think one of you could lend a...?
"That's the ladies you Pervert!"
"Daleks have no concept of gender"
😆
I never knew Daleks could shoot to just incapacitate. Thought like Klingon distruptors they only had a kill setting.
@@SwiftNimblefoot ik, old comment, but
It is actually explained somewhere (in the books, I think. I don’t really remember) that the daleks manually increase the power of their death rays, but not to the fullest, because they don’t want to see their victims be disintegrated, they want to see them suffer an extremely painful death
@@TheDailyBugleJ3...😨 lmao
These Dalek videos are just pure gold.
Thanks! :D
No they're Dalekanium :P
ik they are
TheOncomingStorm no they’re made of dalekanium
I think you mean buggery
"I believe TARDIS is slang for something"
Easily the most underrated quote.
*Bill walks in*
Bill: its like a... kitchen!
Dalek: see. even she can tell this is a kitchen.
LJinx3 The women are very fond of metal and then Bills like 'ooh actually I'm not into that, I only like women. Just thought you'd ought to know
Bill walks in
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Dalek: not relevant
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Dalek: ok
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Bill: I'm a lesbian!
Except Bill didn’t say that every time, and it wasn’t even every episode...
Maggie Rhee, The Walking Dead Queen they allude to it every episode
@@rememberme3619 I like Bill, but it did come up a lot. But she was a good character, a shame she only got one season :(
Hearing a Dalek saying "Sweet mother of crap!" Is absolutely hysterical.
I died when one of them sang Working Nine to Five!
Perfect amount of likes
“Get the fuck out of my kitchen.”
"How are those scallops coming?"
"A little undercooked."
" 'A little undercooked' *chef*"
"Yes, chef. Sorry, chef."
ded
Madberty Yes Chef, sorry chef!
It’s fucking raw
@@mrworldwide5811 beat me to it xD
'Can I get a time on those scallops???Chef!'
Dalek ramsay
I don't know why, but the bit with the Dalek singing about "Working 9 to 5", then suddenly going "oh...excuse me sir" to the guy on the ground got me way more than it should have. xD
"Does this thing belong to anyone?? Oh, there we go.". xDD
"Get out of my fucking kitchen!" Almost died at that bit!
Poor minimum wage Dalek, he was only one day from retirement
For a minimum wage worker on the west coast of Skaro, I'm pretty sure "retirement" is when they kill you and strip your metal shell for parts.
He was filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed...
Ezekiel Martin ...blended, grated, grilled and simmered on a medium heat for 30 minutes until golden brown
@@lemonferret You complete me. _gets down on one knee_
😆
@@ezekielmartin4323 sorry to say but he ghosted you
"Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living, do do do- oh.”
This might be one of the be one of the best ones!
I forget that this is a voice over because of how good it is and find myself thinking why the script is written so strangely.
Ectoplazmie In the first one I saw, I honestly thought it was a deleted scene until I saw the comments lmao
i thought like this too,because english is not my native language i thought i didn't really understand the script but when ''get the fuck out of my kitchen'' scene came,i realised the truth.it's really been a long time since i really laughed
What episode?
@@pluffler the dead planet
In fairness, it's actually slightly more coherent than the original... This was the very first appearance of the Daleks IIRC, back when the show was still very new, wobbly on its legs and extremely rough around the edges. I mean, it was before color TV, so in fairness there was not a lot of established video entertainment culture for the creators to draw inspiration and, perhaps especially, practical planning systems from. Plus the equipment they had was expensive, including the film to do retakes, I believe. They did their best and started a fantastic series, just... one that got rather a lot better later on. Less filler, for starters.
"Don;t everyone run at once"
"Scans indicate you are in need of the toilet.
That's the ladies you pervert!"
"Bugger! My eye! I'm minimum wage!""
Pure comedy gold
"where the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of metal..."
Nice _Voyage of the Damned_ reference! 😂
Joseph Simpson I don’t get it
@@ApexGorilla1 ah well u suck then.
more like, voyage of the damned did a good reference
@@ApexGorilla1
Max Capricorn (the head in a box on wheels) tells the Tenth Doctor that he plans to retire to a planet where women are really into metal.
Dalek Ramsay
*chef dalek ramsay
nah thats gordon ramsays true form lol
If I ever work at KFC and some one asks for spicy chicken wings, I'm gonna serve them it while talking like Dalek, and only a couple people on rare occasions will get it.
I recommend taking a whisk and a plunger with you.
I'd just make a fricking Dalek suit and just stroll through the door and order like I've got nothing on anybody.
I like that the voices are slightly different to replicate the originals. Just an extra touch of authenticity that makes this all the more hilarious.
It's true, the ladies are very fond of Metal
"That's the ladies, you pervert"
What killed me again was "Get the fuck out of my kitchen"
FIRE!
This is unfucking believable how fucking hilarious this is
"High fives all around!" That just makes my day! xD
These are so good!!
Thanks!
Joe Vevers your the best UA-camr to me
Joe Vevers you have the best sense of humor :)
+Joe Vevers
you need to make a nightmare in silver and/or death in heaven parody with the cybermen. its about time you stop doing daleks
I subscribed
"Get-the-f'**k-out-of-my-kit-chen!" LMAO! These just get better and better!
The last thing on my mind this morning was the idea of a Dalek singing 9 to 5 by Dolly Pardon. I couldn’t have asked for anything better
Bugger! My eye!
I'm minimum wage!
*I'M MINIMUUUUM WAAAAAAAAGE!*
"Where the woman, i am told are very fond of... Metal.." Best use of a quote in a spoof lmao
These are still so funny to watch. I loved the Max Capricorn reference btw and it's a lot of fun to see daleks say "get the f*** out of my kitchen" or "I'm minimum wage" or "is he high?" to the Doctor and the jokes are just top-notch. Keep 'em coming, they're really good!
YOU MADE ME FEEL CARE FOR THE DALEKS...HOW???
Your channel is legendary
the Daleks were so much more polite back in their early days.
You can't not click on these videos
If it gets taken down for copyright again, you might not be able to! I've disputed it, it's all good. Nobody panic. NOBODY PANIC!
I cant not either and Joe this isnt hitchhikers guide to the galaxy here but yes, DONT PANIC.
It doesn't make any sense why they'd report you, it's not like anyone would watch these videos without first watching doctor who
Omg XD I lost if after he said:
"sir your clearly on the influence of drugs!"
I just want you to know that that line at 2:27 has been my notification sound for the last 3 years, and that you have been the cause of many jumpscares, but oh so much joy too.
"That's the ladies' you perve!"
Vegetarian Soylent-Green I read that as the Dalek said it in the video XD
I'm crying with laughter. The BBC should turn this concept into a half-hour weekly red-button special.
"Hope you like steak!" Hilarious
Probably one of the best voice over I've ever seen, subscribed after seeing this :D
“That’s for the ladies you pervert” 💀
Thinking of William Hartnell high as a kite has made my day, Thanks for another great dub lol
The only channel that'll make you feel bad for daleks.
2:26 (door opening)
(Dalek) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!
(Doctor falls)
(Dalek) un FUCKING BELIEVABLE
I died 😂
(Dalek) don’t we have security to stop these people
@@gojifan7976(Dalek) Let's forget about it. Table 5 is going large with their fries.
Everybody poops their pants when Daleks are involved....
Dear God look at him,... he's tweaking out 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
voyage of the dammed reference ;) 3:18
"My minimum wage! My minimum wage!"
*I'm minimum wage
This is amazing. So old, yet so good.
Dude I love doctor who so seeing this makes me laugh like fuck. Thanks
Omg this is truly a gift - I've just laughed a lot over this. Genius! Thank you so much 🥰
That just slightly muted "Get the fuck out of my kitchen!" killed me
Either Genesis of the Daleks or Remembrance of the Daleks next! xD
Gordon Ramsay as a Dalek
I’m glad you did a classic episode
“Sir you are clearly under the influence of drugs”
I’m in tears
0:53 "working nine till five... what a way to make a brivin... bru bua, brr br, uoh..."
a dalek restaurant in Japan would be a great idea.
Also that was a great reference to Voyage of the Damned btw.
Can't thank you enough for these delightful parodies: I rarely laugh out loud at videos, but these have been a treat!
we need more youtubers like you.
3:26 “Do you think that dad would be proud of us?”
“Affirmative”
Didn’t think they’d give the Daleks a redemption arch
The dalek humming and saying "oh there we go" killed me
I love how cordial these daleks were when they first came in 😂
It took me a few seconds to realise I was watching a redub. Those were... interesting seconds.
This is my favourite video on UA-cam. Thank you for making me laugh so much. This is absolutely brilliant!
Shouldn't that be, "High plungers all around?" 🤣
Shouldn't that be, "The women of Penhaxaco 2 are very fond of ... Dalek balls?" 🤣
His name is Dalek Ramsay but you can just call him Chef
How have I missed this video?! It's hilarious, thank you for the laugh 😂💗
That dalek working 9 to 5 is the greatest thing humanity has ever created.
“He’s tweaking out” is something I didn’t expect from a dalek
Wish he would make a lot more of these they are so funny 😂😂😂
Don't know how I found this... But this channel is gold!
''scans indicate that you are in need of ThE ToIlEt.'' I'm in stitches! 🤣
These is comedy gold a Dalek singing working nine to five
This is maybe the 100th time I'm watching this video. I know it entirely, but still laugh every time!
Love from France
“Get the f*ck out of my kitchen”
“Un f**king-believable.. don’t we have security here?”
I'm just always waiting in anticipation of the bugger for these hahaha, the bugger saga will never end apparently! XD
He has to do remembrance of the dalek s when ace beats up the dalek with the baseball bat 😂
OW! OW! STOP MUGGING ME I HAVE A FAMILY OF BABY DALEKS!!
This is one of mt new favourite channels.
Absolutely Fantastic!
These are getting better and better! Never stop please
These creativity levels are too high! EXPLAIN! EXPAAAAAIN!
LOVE your videos so much what a laugh 😄
Every time you post one of these I'm left in tears of laughter
At 0:24 "scans indicate you are in need of the toilet. "That is the ladies you pervert) lol.
Who in the nine hells created this hilarious gem?! I freaking love it!!!
I love the way you've gone full Peter Hawkins and David Graham route rather than the expectant path of Nicholas Briggs.
Revisiting these is such a treat!
"Hope you like steak" is not something you'd expect to hear from a dalek
"He's high as a kite!"
I have just binge watched all of these Dalek dub videos - fucking amazing😂😂😂
I thought daleks have no concept of gender
+Frieda Amherst But if they had no concept of gender previously, they wouldn't need to adapt to 21st century life.
Maybe theyd had, but it was rubbish so theyve just threw it away
"You identify as Daleks." - the Cybermen
uh uh fuck off
That was in 1963, and now it's 2018 gender was exterminated in the very controversial episode 'Love And Monsters'
"GET THE F*** OUT OF MY KITCHEN! UNF***INGBELIEVABLE"
Lmao I didn't know you still uploaded, amazing. I love your work, it always makes me laugh.
I literally binge watched your videos all day xD love them xD
this is, by far, my favorite vid yet
The captions are just the best
Thank you, I just pissed my pants, Excellent work, please keep it up
This is the first proper laugh I've had in ages. Amazing!
the reference to the space titanic episode lol
Joe, you're clevah! subtle timing, that's what its all about..... well done mate.