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  • @c.c.windup3487
    @c.c.windup3487 7 років тому +596

    "Get the FUCK out of my kitchen!"

    • @ChaseTheHorizons
      @ChaseTheHorizons 7 років тому +16

      That was soo funny

    • @speakofcommonsense
      @speakofcommonsense 7 років тому +20

      Unfucking believable

    • @xandergrogan2012
      @xandergrogan2012 7 років тому +31

      Reminds me of what Gordon Ramsay would be like as a Dalek...

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 7 років тому +18

      I had to send my laptop to the service shop because I was having a sweet drink in the wrong time and place.

    • @bulgarin6441
      @bulgarin6441 7 років тому +5

      KaloTube Did you enjoy the drink? :)

  • @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575
    @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 3 роки тому +264

    "I believe TARDIS is slang for something"
    Easily the most underrated quote.

  • @legostudios120
    @legostudios120 7 років тому +1261

    "High fives all around!"
    *Daleks awkwardly wave plungers*
    "We need to work on this"

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому +20

      legostudios120 *awkwardly waves plunger at you*

    • @drakeredwingofficial
      @drakeredwingofficial 5 років тому +12

      JACKSEPTICEYE AS A DALEK

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 5 років тому +7

      “Who ordered the spicy chicken wings?”

    • @dr.davidwho4053
      @dr.davidwho4053 4 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @cpuwrite
      @cpuwrite 4 роки тому +4

      Guys, my toilet's backing up. You think one of you could lend a...?

  • @TheOncomingStorm
    @TheOncomingStorm 7 років тому +1689

    These Dalek videos are just pure gold.

  • @ivaneames4354
    @ivaneames4354 3 роки тому +257

    Hearing a Dalek saying "Sweet mother of crap!" Is absolutely hysterical.

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 2 роки тому +6

      I died when one of them sang Working Nine to Five!

    • @dalekloaf143
      @dalekloaf143 Рік тому

      Perfect amount of likes

    • @vessel__
      @vessel__ Рік тому +4

      “Get the fuck out of my kitchen.”

  • @Naurdagnor
    @Naurdagnor 2 роки тому +204

    I don't know why, but the bit with the Dalek singing about "Working 9 to 5", then suddenly going "oh...excuse me sir" to the guy on the ground got me way more than it should have. xD
    "Does this thing belong to anyone?? Oh, there we go.". xDD

  • @eli_r_q
    @eli_r_q 7 років тому +601

    "That's the ladies you Pervert!"

    • @davidlindsay3233
      @davidlindsay3233 5 років тому +55

      "Daleks have no concept of gender"

    • @dr.davidwho4053
      @dr.davidwho4053 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 3 роки тому +10

      I never knew Daleks could shoot to just incapacitate. Thought like Klingon distruptors they only had a kill setting.

    • @drnexel
      @drnexel 2 роки тому +7

      @@SwiftNimblefoot ik, old comment, but
      It is actually explained somewhere (in the books, I think. I don’t really remember) that the daleks manually increase the power of their death rays, but not to the fullest, because they don’t want to see their victims be disintegrated, they want to see them suffer an extremely painful death

    • @wolflplushlnoice
      @wolflplushlnoice 10 місяців тому

      ​@@drnexel...😨 lmao

  • @barryscott1667
    @barryscott1667 7 років тому +622

    Poor minimum wage Dalek, he was only one day from retirement

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 роки тому +21

      For a minimum wage worker on the west coast of Skaro, I'm pretty sure "retirement" is when they kill you and strip your metal shell for parts.
      He was filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed...

    • @lemonferret
      @lemonferret 4 роки тому +18

      Ezekiel Martin ...blended, grated, grilled and simmered on a medium heat for 30 minutes until golden brown

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 роки тому +7

      @@lemonferret You complete me. _gets down on one knee_

    • @dr.davidwho4053
      @dr.davidwho4053 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @witherkx1547
      @witherkx1547 4 роки тому +3

      @@ezekielmartin4323 sorry to say but he ghosted you

  • @burrunjorman2127
    @burrunjorman2127 7 років тому +328

    "Get out of my fucking kitchen!" Almost died at that bit!

  • @LJinx3
    @LJinx3 7 років тому +727

    *Bill walks in*
    Bill: its like a... kitchen!
    Dalek: see. even she can tell this is a kitchen.

    • @charliewarner787
      @charliewarner787 6 років тому +30

      LJinx3 The women are very fond of metal and then Bills like 'ooh actually I'm not into that, I only like women. Just thought you'd ought to know

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 років тому +20

      Bill walks in
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Dalek: not relevant
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Dalek: ok
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!
      Bill: I'm a lesbian!

    • @rememberme3619
      @rememberme3619 5 років тому +19

      Except Bill didn’t say that every time, and it wasn’t even every episode...

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 роки тому +5

      Maggie Rhee, The Walking Dead Queen they allude to it every episode

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 4 роки тому +6

      @@rememberme3619 I like Bill, but it did come up a lot. But she was a good character, a shame she only got one season :(

  • @BrinaFlautist
    @BrinaFlautist 7 років тому +170

    "Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living, do do do~"
    This might be one of the be one of the best ones!

  • @Nothing_2_Add
    @Nothing_2_Add 7 років тому +573

    I forget that this is a voice over because of how good it is and find myself thinking why the script is written so strangely.

    • @stickykeys9016
      @stickykeys9016 7 років тому +41

      Ectoplazmie In the first one I saw, I honestly thought it was a deleted scene until I saw the comments lmao

    • @itsrollintime
      @itsrollintime 7 років тому +22

      i thought like this too,because english is not my native language i thought i didn't really understand the script but when ''get the fuck out of my kitchen'' scene came,i realised the truth.it's really been a long time since i really laughed

    • @cunnieseverywhere
      @cunnieseverywhere 3 роки тому +1

      What episode?

    • @nibistewgamer1742
      @nibistewgamer1742 Рік тому

      @@cunnieseverywhere the dead planet

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 10 місяців тому +2

      In fairness, it's actually slightly more coherent than the original... This was the very first appearance of the Daleks IIRC, back when the show was still very new, wobbly on its legs and extremely rough around the edges. I mean, it was before color TV, so in fairness there was not a lot of established video entertainment culture for the creators to draw inspiration and, perhaps especially, practical planning systems from. Plus the equipment they had was expensive, including the film to do retakes, I believe. They did their best and started a fantastic series, just... one that got rather a lot better later on. Less filler, for starters.

  • @23madberty
    @23madberty 7 років тому +840

    "How are those scallops coming?"
    "A little undercooked."
    " 'A little undercooked' *chef*"
    "Yes, chef. Sorry, chef."
    ded

  • @StageCraftBeast
    @StageCraftBeast 6 років тому +132

    If I ever work at KFC and some one asks for spicy chicken wings, I'm gonna serve them it while talking like Dalek, and only a couple people on rare occasions will get it.

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers 6 років тому +47

      I recommend taking a whisk and a plunger with you.

    • @shadylapizo9245
      @shadylapizo9245 2 роки тому +10

      I'd just make a fricking Dalek suit and just stroll through the door and order like I've got nothing on anybody.

  • @richardgregory3684
    @richardgregory3684 6 років тому +57

    "Don;t everyone run at once"
    "Scans indicate you are in need of the toilet.
    That's the ladies you pervert!"
    "Bugger! My eye! I'm minimum wage!""
    Pure comedy gold

  • @Aslan-hh9cn
    @Aslan-hh9cn 7 років тому +324

    Dalek Ramsay

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 років тому +242

    "where the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of metal..."
    Nice _Voyage of the Damned_ reference! 😂

    • @apexa903
      @apexa903 4 роки тому +2

      Joseph Simpson I don’t get it

    • @danielholoweckyj9098
      @danielholoweckyj9098 3 роки тому +7

      @@apexa903 ah well u suck then.

    • @akodaah13-e32
      @akodaah13-e32 3 роки тому +5

      more like, voyage of the damned did a good reference

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma 3 роки тому +9

      @@apexa903
      Max Capricorn (the head in a box on wheels) tells the Tenth Doctor that he plans to retire to a planet where women are really into metal.

  • @psychicpowersclock
    @psychicpowersclock 7 років тому +53

    I like that the voices are slightly different to replicate the originals. Just an extra touch of authenticity that makes this all the more hilarious.

  • @zaychee
    @zaychee 7 років тому +56

    "That's the ladies, you pervert"

  • @Metaldog14150
    @Metaldog14150 7 років тому +110

    It's true, the ladies are very fond of Metal

  • @alexhollinghurst3945
    @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому +43

    Bugger! My eye!
    I'm minimum wage!
    *I'M MINIMUUUUM WAAAAAAAAGE!*

  • @alexanderbirch4026
    @alexanderbirch4026 7 років тому +177

    This is unfucking believable how fucking hilarious this is

  • @enclavehere.7995
    @enclavehere.7995 2 роки тому +11

    The last thing on my mind this morning was the idea of a Dalek singing 9 to 5 by Dolly Pardon. I couldn’t have asked for anything better

  • @davidodonoghue3628
    @davidodonoghue3628 7 років тому +457

    You can't not click on these videos

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers 7 років тому +35

      If it gets taken down for copyright again, you might not be able to! I've disputed it, it's all good. Nobody panic. NOBODY PANIC!

    • @terryalbeno7305
      @terryalbeno7305 7 років тому +6

      I cant not either and Joe this isnt hitchhikers guide to the galaxy here but yes, DONT PANIC.

    • @mr_slidey
      @mr_slidey 6 років тому +3

      It doesn't make any sense why they'd report you, it's not like anyone would watch these videos without first watching doctor who

  • @thedoctorwhoexpert7
    @thedoctorwhoexpert7 7 років тому +507

    These are so good!!

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers 7 років тому +38

      Thanks!

    • @vaasandrews94
      @vaasandrews94 7 років тому +9

      Joe Vevers your the best UA-camr to me

    • @dogwithacoolhat
      @dogwithacoolhat 7 років тому +16

      Joe Vevers you have the best sense of humor :)

    • @megrimisbadatgaming4056
      @megrimisbadatgaming4056 7 років тому +11

      +Joe Vevers
      you need to make a nightmare in silver and/or death in heaven parody with the cybermen. its about time you stop doing daleks

    • @ElazarYershovFilms
      @ElazarYershovFilms 7 років тому

      I subscribed

  • @hugogasseaudryer9462
    @hugogasseaudryer9462 7 років тому +57

    YOU MADE ME FEEL CARE FOR THE DALEKS...HOW???

  • @TheLazysketcher
    @TheLazysketcher 7 років тому +45

    "High fives all around!" That just makes my day! xD

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +62

    "That's the ladies' you perve!"

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 7 років тому

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green I read that as the Dalek said it in the video XD

  • @Mintbeef
    @Mintbeef 7 років тому +22

    "Where the woman, i am told are very fond of... Metal.." Best use of a quote in a spoof lmao

  • @crimsoncorsair9250
    @crimsoncorsair9250 7 років тому +177

    Your channel is legendary

  • @ReversedPolarity
    @ReversedPolarity 7 років тому +322

    These are still so funny to watch. I loved the Max Capricorn reference btw and it's a lot of fun to see daleks say "get the f*** out of my kitchen" or "I'm minimum wage" or "is he high?" to the Doctor and the jokes are just top-notch. Keep 'em coming, they're really good!

  • @karlnemo8658
    @karlnemo8658 6 років тому +13

    "Get-the-f'**k-out-of-my-kit-chen!" LMAO! These just get better and better!

  • @obibraxton2232
    @obibraxton2232 Рік тому +4

    “That’s for the ladies you pervert” 💀

  • @vistoso_9939
    @vistoso_9939 7 років тому +21

    Omg XD I lost if after he said:
    "sir your clearly on the influence of drugs!"

  • @MrMadshepherd
    @MrMadshepherd 7 років тому +25

    "Hope you like steak!" Hilarious

  • @Ethan-rs2fb
    @Ethan-rs2fb 4 роки тому +6

    0:59 I love the little *oh* that one does

  • @MrShark01
    @MrShark01 7 років тому +49

    voyage of the dammed reference ;) 3:18

  • @clan_boyd
    @clan_boyd 7 років тому +19

    "My minimum wage! My minimum wage!"

    • @Hoodied
      @Hoodied 5 років тому +2

      *I'm minimum wage

  • @DarthEditous
    @DarthEditous 7 років тому +6

    I'm crying with laughter. The BBC should turn this concept into a half-hour weekly red-button special.

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 7 місяців тому +2

    the Daleks were so much more polite back in their early days.

  • @ivor749
    @ivor749 7 років тому +48

    Also that was a great reference to Voyage of the Damned btw.

  • @damouraptor
    @damouraptor 7 років тому +35

    Either Genesis of the Daleks or Remembrance of the Daleks next! xD

  • @TheMillenniumWitch
    @TheMillenniumWitch 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how cordial these daleks were when they first came in 😂

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 3 роки тому +5

    The dalek humming and saying "oh there we go" killed me

  • @SamDavs
    @SamDavs 7 років тому +23

    He has to do remembrance of the dalek s when ace beats up the dalek with the baseball bat 😂

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 років тому +8

      OW! OW! STOP MUGGING ME I HAVE A FAMILY OF BABY DALEKS!!

  • @supremedalek9475
    @supremedalek9475 7 років тому +18

    Probably one of the best voice over I've ever seen, subscribed after seeing this :D

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 років тому +12

    This is amazing. So old, yet so good.

  • @pival801
    @pival801 Рік тому +4

    I just want you to know that that line at 2:27 has been my notification sound for the last 3 years, and that you have been the cause of many jumpscares, but oh so much joy too.

  • @doctorlou4627
    @doctorlou4627 7 років тому +200

    JOE OMG HOW DOES ONE GET THE DALEK VOICES OMG

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 7 років тому +69

      IIDoctorII he has some captive In his basement

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers 7 років тому +132

      It's more like a vault, actually.

    • @matthewdodd2260
      @matthewdodd2260 7 років тому +21

      Joe Vevers the series 10 mystery revealed

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 7 років тому +8

      +Joe Vevers clever, up to date AND topical. Congratulate

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 7 років тому +9

      +Joe Vevers are you in the vault?

  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird 5 місяців тому +1

    3:26 “Do you think that dad would be proud of us?”
    “Affirmative”

  • @obibraxton2232
    @obibraxton2232 Рік тому +5

    2:05 is sending me 💀💀💀

  • @sidd8706
    @sidd8706 6 років тому +8

    The only channel that'll make you feel bad for daleks.

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend 7 років тому +6

    "He's high as a kite!"

  • @terryalbeno7305
    @terryalbeno7305 7 років тому +12

    we need more youtubers like you.

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 7 років тому +6

    It took me a few seconds to realise I was watching a redub. Those were... interesting seconds.

  • @charlie_0701
    @charlie_0701 4 роки тому +2

    “Get the f*ck out of my kitchen”
    “Un f**king-believable.. don’t we have security here?”

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Рік тому +1

    Everybody poops their pants when Daleks are involved....
    Dear God look at him,... he's tweaking out 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @AshDCTaylor
    @AshDCTaylor 7 років тому +4

    Thinking of William Hartnell high as a kite has made my day, Thanks for another great dub lol

  • @garfield2317
    @garfield2317 4 роки тому +54

    2:26 (door opening)
    (Dalek) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!
    (Doctor falls)
    (Dalek) un FUCKING BELIEVABLE
    I died 😂

    • @gojifan7976
      @gojifan7976 2 роки тому +2

      (Dalek) don’t we have security to stop these people

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 6 місяців тому

      ​@@gojifan7976(Dalek) Let's forget about it. Table 5 is going large with their fries.

  • @orkaherra3010
    @orkaherra3010 7 років тому +200

    I thought daleks have no concept of gender

    • @shane55pwnt
      @shane55pwnt 7 років тому +21

      +Frieda Amherst But if they had no concept of gender previously, they wouldn't need to adapt to 21st century life.

    • @EchoHeo
      @EchoHeo 6 років тому +2

      Maybe theyd had, but it was rubbish so theyve just threw it away

    • @ScisaacFisaac
      @ScisaacFisaac 6 років тому +6

      "You identify as Daleks." - the Cybermen

    • @Gay_Jesus
      @Gay_Jesus 5 років тому

      uh uh fuck off

    • @reubenroper6231
      @reubenroper6231 5 років тому +7

      That was in 1963, and now it's 2018 gender was exterminated in the very controversial episode 'Love And Monsters'

  • @socomply5963
    @socomply5963 3 роки тому +1

    Didn’t think they’d give the Daleks a redemption arch

  • @joshimations894
    @joshimations894 3 роки тому +1

    I’m glad you did a classic episode

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 7 років тому +4

    0:53 "working nine till five... what a way to make a brivin... bru bua, brr br, uoh..."

  • @Raizmorph
    @Raizmorph 3 роки тому +1

    I litteraly thoutgh for the first few minutes that this is how the daleks sounded like back in the first doctor who. They litteraly got me in the first half not gonna lie 😆

  • @LTBrownBox
    @LTBrownBox 7 років тому +7

    Absolutely Fantastic!

  • @dendronrootmind5179
    @dendronrootmind5179 6 років тому +15

    I just lost it when one of the Daleks said "Get the f_ck out of my kitchen!"

  • @missmadness564
    @missmadness564 Рік тому +1

    "Hope you like steak" is not something you'd expect to hear from a dalek

  • @JR-eq5xy
    @JR-eq5xy 7 років тому +8

    Wish he would make a lot more of these they are so funny 😂😂😂

  • @xandergrogan2012
    @xandergrogan2012 7 років тому +14

    The Magician's Apprentice/ The Witch's Familiar next please.

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig 3 роки тому +1

    “Sir you are clearly under the influence of drugs”
    I’m in tears

  • @soldier7652
    @soldier7652 6 років тому +1

    These is comedy gold a Dalek singing working nine to five

  • @denisemajor7124
    @denisemajor7124 3 роки тому +1

    I love it when he said, "unfucking believable".

  • @JPFerraccio
    @JPFerraccio 5 років тому +3

    Can't thank you enough for these delightful parodies: I rarely laugh out loud at videos, but these have been a treat!

  • @mikaelastefkova
    @mikaelastefkova 5 місяців тому

    How have I missed this video?! It's hilarious, thank you for the laugh 😂💗

  • @misfitincrisis921
    @misfitincrisis921 7 років тому +24

    Yes! ! Loving this series, I was in tears because of the Gordon Dalek (though I would've liked it if he'd called the Doctor a donkey at least once). What other episodes are you planning to do next?

  • @sirenia755
    @sirenia755 Рік тому +2

    a dalek restaurant in Japan would be a great idea.

  • @marcse7en
    @marcse7en Рік тому +1

    Shouldn't that be, "High plungers all around?" 🤣
    Shouldn't that be, "The women of Penhaxaco 2 are very fond of ... Dalek balls?" 🤣

  • @jordananthonymichaels6232
    @jordananthonymichaels6232 7 років тому +11

    IM MINIMUM WAGE

  • @Riku70X
    @Riku70X 6 років тому +1

    That dalek working 9 to 5 is the greatest thing humanity has ever created.

  • @ozzy456_
    @ozzy456_ 7 років тому +20

    Dude I love doctor who so seeing this makes me laugh like fuck. Thanks

  • @adamsowter6976
    @adamsowter6976 3 роки тому +1

    This is my favourite video on UA-cam. Thank you for making me laugh so much. This is absolutely brilliant!

  • @phoebilina
    @phoebilina 4 роки тому +1

    ‘Working 9-5 doo doo doo doo, oop- Umm Excuse me sir, this isn’t one of the designated seated areas, I’ll have to ask you to locate them.’ 😂

  • @iamfinky
    @iamfinky Рік тому +1

    Omg this is truly a gift - I've just laughed a lot over this. Genius! Thank you so much 🥰

  • @redblade43
    @redblade43 7 років тому +9

    At 0:24 "scans indicate you are in need of the toilet. "That is the ladies you pervert) lol.

  • @Yan_Alkovic
    @Yan_Alkovic 5 років тому +11

    Words simply cannot do this piece of perfection justice. Simply incredible! How did you get such good Dalek voices?

    • @warlordgank1318
      @warlordgank1318 10 місяців тому +2

      AI voice from Eleven labs prob.

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 9 місяців тому +2

      @@warlordgank1318
      I think he actually makes them himself

    • @warlordgank1318
      @warlordgank1318 9 місяців тому +2

      @@saagabragi6938 legendary.

  • @Owen-cr1mc
    @Owen-cr1mc 6 років тому +2

    There is nothing funnier than hearing a dalek shout "get the fuck out of my kitchen"

  • @oddgorl23
    @oddgorl23 2 роки тому

    "Workin' 9 till' 5" - A Dalek, 1963

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 7 років тому

    That just slightly muted "Get the fuck out of my kitchen!" killed me

  • @mekonta
    @mekonta 6 років тому +1

    I love the way you've gone full Peter Hawkins and David Graham route rather than the expectant path of Nicholas Briggs.

  • @LuigisMansionMaster9
    @LuigisMansionMaster9 7 років тому

    These creativity levels are too high! EXPLAIN! EXPAAAAAIN!

  • @dandyman7819
    @dandyman7819 3 роки тому +1

    Revisiting these is such a treat!

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 2 роки тому

    DALEK RAMSAY: Dear god, look at him. He's tweaking out. He's high as a kite
    XD

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord2688 3 роки тому

    'I believe TARDIS is slang for something'
    These videos are tooo good

  • @justagamersquad2907
    @justagamersquad2907 4 роки тому +1

    Dalek: “get the fuck out of my kitchen”

  • @samyork8699
    @samyork8699 7 років тому +3

    I have just binge watched all of these Dalek dub videos - fucking amazing😂😂😂

  • @future057
    @future057 3 роки тому +1

    The captions are just the best

  • @NickJustWill
    @NickJustWill 3 роки тому +2

    Gordon Ramsay as a Dalek

  • @StolenEyesX
    @StolenEyesX 5 років тому +1

    Bloody brilliant.

  • @elleberquist6
    @elleberquist6 7 років тому

    These are getting better and better! Never stop please

  • @faroutalan8740
    @faroutalan8740 7 років тому

    I literally binge watched your videos all day xD love them xD