People always assume that I’m shallow because I’m really pretty. But no I’m really not. I’m not shallow at all. Like the guy I’m seeing right now isn’t even good looking. I’m serious. No one is ever like ‘who’s that?’. They’re like ‘what happened?’. Is he ill? Should we call someone? I’ve just never cared about that stuff. Ya know? And he’s so rich… People always assume I’m shallow, because I’m really really pretty you know? But I’ve never been shallow, like the guy I’m seeing at the moment, isn’t even that good looking. I mean, no one’s ever there like, “Oh my god, who’s that?” They’re like, “Oh my god, what happened?” Is he ill? Do you need to call someone? But none of that really matters to me. I mean he’s just so... rich. It’s not really come up before. He’s like one of the guys from “The Hills... Have Eyes.” You know I’ve been thinking about getting some work done on him, and I really think I’m gonna do it. To be honest, we’re actually going through a break up at the moment. Well he doesnt’ know yet technically, I’m just cheating on him. But I threw him a surprise party, the other day, it wasn’t his birthday or anything like that. I just... wanted a really cute way to tell him he had HPV (or HIV), you know? He was so surprised, like SO suprised. I probably shound’t have invited hims mum though....?
Such a beautiful being a cheat in the nicest possible way. She shows the funny, rascal side of her character in the most endearing, cute way. More please.👏👏👏
This was awesome!! You have such a great natural energy on camera ✨ are you still pursuing acting? Will you be uploading more monologues in the future?
I liked it. It does have punchlines that are well structure in the piece of literature. You really gotta teach me how to write monologues. I'm also passionate on comedy.
Literally so funny!!!! I love the way you act this out!
Thank you ever so much!
Love your timing and your nonchalant way of approaching the little zingers.
Thank you! :D
Ally Roenfeldt agreed, she performed really well
People always assume that I’m shallow because I’m really pretty. But no I’m really not. I’m not shallow at all. Like the guy I’m seeing right now isn’t even good looking. I’m serious. No one is ever like ‘who’s that?’. They’re like ‘what happened?’. Is he ill? Should we call someone? I’ve just never cared about that stuff. Ya know? And he’s so rich…
People always assume I’m shallow, because I’m really really pretty you know? But I’ve never been shallow, like the guy I’m seeing at the moment, isn’t even that good looking. I mean, no one’s ever there like, “Oh my god, who’s that?” They’re like, “Oh my god, what happened?” Is he ill? Do you need to call someone? But none of that really matters to me. I mean he’s just so... rich. It’s not really come up before. He’s like one of the guys from “The Hills... Have Eyes.” You know I’ve been thinking about getting some work done on him, and I really think I’m gonna do it. To be honest, we’re actually going through a break up at the moment. Well he doesnt’ know yet technically, I’m just cheating on him. But I threw him a surprise party, the other day, it wasn’t his birthday or anything like that. I just... wanted a really cute way to tell him he had HPV (or HIV), you know? He was so surprised, like SO suprised. I probably shound’t have invited hims mum though....?
I love the way this was premeditated with such a fine-tuned care! Bravo! I subbed :D
Holly Weckman thankyou so much for taking a look !
Such a beautiful being a cheat in the nicest possible way. She shows the funny, rascal side of her character in the most endearing, cute way. More please.👏👏👏
Absolutely love watching monologues!!! I just filmed one on my channel!!! They are so powerful 💞
amazing what is the name of this monologue or the name of the play its from?
whos the author and from what play?
What is the name of this monologue and is it from a published play?
It's an Amy Schumer stand-up
This was so funny, you’re talented, keep it up!
super funny well done!!!
Thank you :D
What are you doing today? Did you break into (screen or stage) acting?
If so, in the U.K. or the U.S. too?
I’m so in love with this
This was awesome!! You have such a great natural energy on camera ✨ are you still pursuing acting? Will you be uploading more monologues in the future?
Love this! So funny. Great job!
is it from a movie..can anybody tell me
Girl, you rock. This video was great.
This was really funny and you are amazingly talented!
what is this monologue called!
ths was genuinely so good
What’s this called? And from what play??
haha love it- AND you are gorg! you remind me so much of minnie driver and i'm all about her!!
I liked it. It does have punchlines that are well structure in the piece of literature. You really gotta teach me how to write monologues. I'm also passionate on comedy.
This is Really Awesome 👏 !!! I Like The Cool 😎 Way How You Acted.
That was HILARIOUS...
This is amazing I love it! What is it from?
Thank you! Sorry for only just seeing this. It's actually stand up comedy !
Fantastic, loved it, really funny!
What camera is this shot on? Great quality.
Is this from a play? or is it a stand alone?
please what is this called!! i want to do this and cannot find the name anywhere
Tisha James it's Amy schumers old stand up
Wait till the men in these comments find out that this is an Amy Schumer stand-up
Hey what is this monologue called
I loved this x
Thankyou ever so much!
This monologue is funny where can I find it?
What is this from I love it!!??
Great job!
Love ur accent
This is gold i might steal it for an audition lol
Lol very good
Good job!
what is the title and author of this monologue?
Mya Nicole it's stand up comedy. Not a registered piece 😄 xx
who is this by?
is this amy schumer?
G Cerv. Yes, Amy schumer, Just with my own twist 😄
Where’s this from?
Rose Gilbert is stand up comedy. Amy Schumer
Super
hey im not gonna talk about dem eyebrows lets talk about dem feet.
This was good!! Keep up the good work. Check my work out too!
who is this by?