DEFENDING my most questionable fictional crushes (a presentation)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- good evening axolots I see we all meet again on this fine day of #entertainment
Now I know what you're all thinking. Love? Affection?? INFATUATION? disgusting. What evil being from the fourth dimension has come to plague the soul of Faline San with such positive emotions? Well the answer will be shown in this video.
Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is❓😦
yours truly
Faline sandwichn
Pee
Poo
Pp
Peepeefart
Apple juice 👍🏼
Poo
Faline freaking out about the map from Dora having a son is hilarious
Addams*
Map is a dilf 🥰
@azien’s trainwreck 🤭
Why is she so mad the Map didn’t save himself for her for decades
His "son" is his nephew, so he's still up for grabs
Faline: “I’m not mentally ill”
Also Faline: Proceeds to describe how she kidnapped and imprisoned a sentient being so she could voyeuristically observe it’s every move and then condition it into seeing her as it’s only source of safety
Well when you put it like that
stockholm syndrome on an Enderman 💀
You mean catching an ant, putting it in a box, and feeding it?
@@gigachad.- Endermen literally speak 💀
so in short words, kidnapping, yandere tendencies, and manipulation. 😋
closest thing we will get to world peace is collectively having the most questionable fictional crushes
This many likes and no replies and no reply
Here’s one
legit, some of my 1st crushes were robot boy from the cartoon; robot boy and kiara from lion king 2 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@lxvrrbxySTFUUU I HAD A CRUSH ON KOVU
@@kaya4732 NAHHHH ME TOO BUT I PREFERRED KIARA FOR SOME REASON
Hahaha no I have no crushes, I can laugh at you all now ehehehe
Highlyyy offended that Map is being falsely accused of having a son when he doesn’t. It’s his nephew 😭😭
that’s a new sentence
Your right actually 😭 it's a real thing in the lore
How does a paper have siblings?
He has _siblings??_
@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they’re from the same tree or something idk😭😭
This went from "I'm not a furry" to "Maybe I am a furry?" To "Am I a sadist furry?" In less than 15 minutes.
Faline out there speedrunning this shit!
This took me 2 months, she took 15 minutes
My three embarrassing childhood crushes were turner, Felipe and rusty from handy Manny when I was 4
12:48 “Maybe I am a furry?..”
bro went trhough the five stages of grief of being a furry
13:58 "Am i a sadist furry?"
When your first crushes are lightning McQueen and nick Wilde your opinions are valid
Nick Wilde, I understand because he awoke something in a lot of people….BUT LIGHTNING MCQUEEN???
@@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet Lightning McQueen is the peak of male character design
homie your telling me you get wet FROM A CAR?? ight im out
I have crushes on minecraft enderman and ink demon bendy, but I have never had a crush on nick wilde.
@BlackLightAngel listen if you told me you fell for the fanart..completely understandable… BUT LITERAL BLOCKS?? 😧
and i thought my crushes were embarrassing. here is falinesan admitting to having a crush on a literal hand, map, enderman, fox and TRIANGLE 💀💀
edit: it turns out, people actually find bill cipher attractive, my reply section is hilarious 😂
the triangle tho
don't do billy boy dirty like that, man :(
the triangle is better than me having a crush on olly from Paper mario the origami king- i will not explain
The enderman tho✨ He’s so you know?
ok but the triangle isn't that unreasonable
Having a crush on enderman, perfectly reasonable. He's an emo guy who is scared of water and is afraid of being looked at. Just a shy lil guy who probably has issues and a dramatic backstory
I love Enderman so much, that one was so valid
I had a crush on Mighty Mouse when I was little, and I left prizes for him in my room, in the hopes that Mighty Mouse would come to take the treasures and I could capture him and he'd get Stockholm syndrome, so I can relate to her
@@bananasplitlady3045Do you need help?
@@Followthecat893 yes please
@@Reiiven Pretty sure that sounds familiar--- oh- Ranboo
I have a feeling faline is gonna have a field day watching "the bad guys" 💀
Edit: Oh hey Zootopia 2 is in the works rn
OMG WOLF AND DIANE R THE REASON I REWATCH EVERYDAY 😍😍😍
omg actually
YOOOO YESSS
oml i can see this
The wolf is just..
Faline going through 5 stages of grief:
Denial: 5:24
Anger: 5:42
Bargaining: 5:27
Depression: 12:11
And acceptance: 12:44
edit: thank you for liking my comment that i made with no thought in mind. Im glad everyone enjoyed this very good documentary that i made in trying to prove he “is in fact not a furry but accepts in the end” but in the matter of a few minutes we can see that he was infact a furry.
underrated comment
LMFAOAOAOO YOU DID NOT
LMAOO
Let me introduce to you a sixth one...
REVENGE
HELP YOU REALLY DIDNT-
Love how he tried to manipulate the enderman when he was 10 💀
fal actually prefers using he/him pronouns!
@@chrissyj_ oh okay thank you for correct me I didn’t know
of course! thank you for being so accepting!@@yumixxxx4984
@@yumixxxx4984 no problem! thanks for being so accepting :)
Ranboo : 👁️👄👁️
Being 10 is not an excuse, for spending half an hour grooming an enderman
THE SATIRE AGSHSJS- 😭
I JUST REALIZED THAT LMAFO- 💀
she actually pulled the im literally a minor and neurodivergent 😂
Um, im literally neurodivergent AND a minor!!!
I was curious if she knew about Ranboo... XD
Moral of story: Faline's crushes are witty, powerful, self-confident characters.
including the map 👍
Is it weird to relate to her comments about most of her crushes I felt like she was describing me a little bit 🥸😬😦😀
ender man
Except for the last one. He was a wreck, wasn't he?
cocky, arrogant, often with some kind of non-human element
I just find it funny that young Fal didn't tell her friends her crush was the map
Not because she thought it was akward or something, but because she thought their crushes were also the map.
THAT GOT ME SO HARD I-
I'm sorry that got you 'so hard'?
I think they meant they were laughing so hard. Not the other thing. (Idk the prounouns)
@@JTheNobodyyeah…they were making a joke…
@@envinyatar5011LOL I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING- pfftt-- but I know that they meant they were laughing too hard and not "that".
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS THINKING SOMETHING FILTHY- I meant clean..
as someone who hasn’t experienced a single ounce of romantic feelings towards anyone or anything, this was an experience alright
very
aroace gang
i don't think i'm aroace but i haven't had a crush yet and same, watching this was wild for me
tbh i had a crush on the enderman too- i’d research all of their lore and language to find out more… now i’m confused if it was species envy or attraction 💀
WHAT HOW
Same it was my first crush 😅
SAME DHDJSJ
This comment Made me question the last sentence now
This has given me the idea to collect my friends, have us all make horrific presentations of our embarrassing past and present crushes, and like an Ace Attorney trial, try to defend ourselves as each slide gets worse and worse. Thank you, you absolute simping madman.
I’d have to defend a fucking peacock that committed mass genocide if this happened to me and my friends-
Pretty sure most of us would be screwed
judging by your usename, it would be interesting
@@aspwillow HELPPPPP NO CAUSE MY LOKI PHASE WAS HORRENDOUS
@@aspwillow Ironically enough I’m not attracted to Loki at all
Omg sameee
The way you just casually skipped over Raven from Teen Titans despite us all seeing her on the computer was hilarious.
I didn't even watch the show and still crushed on her. She's a very easy character to crush on.
Lmao I caught that too and thought “good taste” but then she never appeared!
Where?
Time?
i thought i was the only one who saw lol
Faline: I’m not mentally I’ll.
Also Faline: explains how she has or had a crush on a map, a furry, a dark being, a hand, a glowing triangle with hands and legs, and a chicken, **
*he
When Faline mentioned triangle and Tumblr within two sentences I sadly knew immediately where it was going. I spent WAY too much time on… uh… you know, we all sadly do
FOR REAL
Nah I haven't been on... you know... in a long time, it's liberating tbh
me too 😔
i legit expected it to be komaeda. which ngl i would respect a little more than bill
Nah nah the FANART , they draw him as a human-
faline:im not a furry
also faline:*show us 5 of her crushes none of them are human*
Clearly a monster fucker though
Wait but Jack Frost and Elsa were human
Furry doesn't mean non-human are you dumb?
@@mallroyfoxisgayyy366 Nah. If someone were to be a furry, it’s not required for them to have one. They could just have an interest in anthros or animals.
@@mallroyfoxisgayyy366 Alright.
your taste in fictional men is "emotionally and/or physically unavailable" and i can relate to that
Bill was a respectable crush, I mean he’s a psychopath and awful but he’s also fascinating
True
*HOWDIDYOUREADMYMIND*
"Yes my taste in women is sunshine and rainbows and my taste in men is ❓️😟" is probably the most relatable thing said by anyone.
Mine is the opposite with the exception of Orochimaru and Lee Yut Lung
I can never tell whether my Nick Wilde crush is my furry awakening or exception
i think disney meant it for us all
exception trust me
it depends if you like him for being an animal or something else
tbh idk
awakening yeah
“He’s a pathetic twink” That sums up half my fictional crushes and myself
my kind of guy tbh
as a pathetic twink myself, i can't help but feel represented and flattered by the amount of people who say they like people of my kind
I am a pathetic twink aswell , my boyfriend likes the twink femboy part , although he would throw me straight to the moon for calling myself pathethic again-
@@JeanneMyBeloved ooh shoto pfp
@@koiifsh Yesss :33
when i was in kindergarten i brought for show & tell . . an ENTIRE presentation about how 5 yr old me was gonna marry astro boy lmao, science fair board, coloring book drawings my grandma printed out for me. ohh, the deep confusion of the teacher that day. . **Priceless**
I could never live that down
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Now nobody knows what I said to get so many likes
please-
*scared enderman noises*
If a furry is someone that likes animals with human personalitys, and humans in general are technically animals so rly if u like humans then ur a furry
But not rly obvi
🧝🏻♀️
@@Noi_Koifishno a furry is someone who is interested in animals with human body parts example someone likes the show bluey
true definition of " I prefer personality ".
You'd be sad because Lord Shen is already taken. A guy in the Lord Shen fandom called TheGreatestShenFan literally married him, and had Dreamworks (The guys who made the film) attend the marriage. He even got an official certificate from them and everything.
AYO WHAT
I mean… at least he went after his dreams 😂
The peacock guy who committed genocide and single-handedly caused his own demise in a self fulfilling prophecy?
@@Andyatl2002 Exactly
Kinda like the guy who married Miku but a lot more questionable
THE WAY MY SMILE WENT AWAY WHEN SHE SAID “it’s not Diego” IN THE DORA PART 😭
diary of a wimpy kid being one of the books holding up the laptop really adds to the whole presentation
NO FUCKING WAY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON DORA'S MAP, THANK YOU FALINE FOR EXISTING ILY
SAME I SAW IT AND I JUST DIED ASADFJAKDF
HUH ?????
WHA
I had a kiddie "crush" on Diego. What were y'all on?
I had a crush on swiper soooooo
When you started talking about Wednesday, the whole time I was going "Please don't be Thing, please don't be Thing, please don't be Thin-"
He does radiate main character energy tho
@ꕥSun shineꕥ I thought it was going to be cousin itt before they revealed it was thing
Girl literally fell for a dorito💀
Understandable tho
Same that-*that was me.*
Would Faline say yes if asked out by Thing?
Hands down
Actuallyfunny
I guess you can say it got HANDled
Probably I mean I would :)
Faline: “im not mentally ill”
Also Faline: *Owns girl in pieces*
girl in pieces being the secret signal for mentally ill people
The moment he said he would introduce a video game character, my weird mind went to Steve. As he talked about Link and Princess Peach, I thought, "Actually, what kind of person- even Faline- would like a bunch of blocks painted to somewhat resemble a human? And what would Steve look like if he was human, anyways? And what would all the other mobs look like?" And then my jaw dropped
yes same
I thought he was going to say he had a crush on a creeper, which in my opinion, is the only correct choice
I thought he was gonna say he liked Sonic 💀
@Philippa Morrissey Nah they use all pronouns but prefer he/him
@Philippa Morrissey its cool ^^
Faline really went from “I’m not a furry” to “wait am I a furry?” To “am I a sadist furry?”
this man is too precious for the world
Man? Did I miss something
@@Leechlordfestus Faline uses all pronouns but prefers he/him
@@Leechlordfestus faline is trans
@@PhatAsss Faline is a furry.
@@Hello-ep2sk LMFAO
Faline: “I’m not a furry”
Also faline: “Am I a sadist furry?”
character development!
have I ever had fictional crushes? no
do I like watching people die with their fictional crushes? yes, also the edits have good audio so bonus.
edit: might as well mention the fact I don’t really understand how you feel when you have a crush so I may have had one but I am clueless on crushes anyways.
edit 2: I thought about the fact I could be aroace and I am definitely ace or in the ace spectrum but I have no clue if I am aro or not, I definitely could be but I am unsure as of now.
edit 3: I knew I was ace before this comment ever existed probably for about 2 whole years tbh and uh thank you for welcoming me to your community of the cake memes
Same! I don’t really get fictional crushes and I thought I was the only one!
Bro that’s literally me but the opposite I’ve only ever had fictional crushes and not real ones 😭
1 crush in my entire life(was real)
If you don’t understand crushes, watch Jaiden Animations’ video titled ‘being not straight’
Eyyyy same!! It's so fun to watch people die from their fictional crushes for some reason, even though I don't get it
i love watching people try to explain themselves on crushes when im an aromantic. because for me im like "..hoW DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS ATTRACTIVE?" and that makes it so much funnier
Alternative title: Faline treads on the line of being a furry for 15 minutes
The slow realization of what fanart you were about to show of Nick was _intense_
My thoughts were basically “Wait… was it the abortion comic? PLEASE SAY IT WAS THE ABORTION COMIC”
Well, that’s not a sentence you hear everyday💀 So is that a well known comic among the fandom? Cause I was not ready to learn of it’s existence, and I’m still recovering from choking on my water
@@jarsofpaperstars I’m not super involved with the fandom, but as far as I can tell it is. I had watched a video about it somewhat recently (like a month or a few ago). I can confirm that it is absolutely a fever dream, and the art is unironically amazing
@@chrometheraptor the art looks nice, I’ll give it that. It’s all I can give it though💀
btw the zootopia comic is a trilogy and by the end judy is living her best bisexual life with a lesbian fox i think. she doesnt forgive nick and hes left to drown in his sins or whatever i dont remember. im pretty sure its pro choice by the end (doesnt decrease the absolute hilarity and cursedness though)
@@tiredguyswagWait, it’s a what now? It has sequels?
When she said, "But have you considered, just a triangle"
My brain was hit by a Mac-Truck of nostalgia and "We'll Meet Again" started playing in the background
The second you said "just a triangle", I was screaming "BILL!BILL!BILL!BILL!" in my head so LOUD LMAO
she never disappoints.
he*
he never disappoints.****
@@stranger4796he is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people
@@bowlofkibblehe is ok with any pronouns, so you don't need to correct people
@@ggoose11224 oh alr 👍
7:59 my bro just explained how Stockholm syndrome works with the help of Minecraft, call it mind-craft, if you will
I'm only accepting this comment because you watch Haikyuu but this is criminal
💀
OK BUT THE PROCREATE JOKE AT 2:47 HAD ME WEEZING FOR LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE TO ADMIT
LamaoaiaoiIia
I WAS LIKE 5 SIMPING FOR AN ENDERMAN I REMEMBER BUILDING IT A HOUSE AND GIVING IT A BIRTHDAY PARTY 💀💀💀
Faline really fell for the tall, dark, mysterious, doesn't-talk-a-lot guy who runs away when you get too close.
the enderman
The whole time I was like, "It's not the hand. It can't be the hand. She's gushing over mommy so it's obviously mommy." I'm flabbergasted
Starting with Thing, I also retroactively started feeling like all of these crushes are just Faline mistaking genuine interest in someone with a crush
For some of us, there isn't a difference. If you are aromantic or asexual, there's less a hormonal component and more a cerebral component to, um, a fluttering excitement at the thought of someone.
@@ivyparker5617 i think this only applies to the aromantic spectrum, people who aren't on it but are on the asexual spectrum probably feel like that regarding sexual attraction but not romantic attraction, which is what defines a crush
1:32 not the one second chance to see raven from teen titans 😂
Let's be honest here,at some point we all had a crush on Nick Wilde.
Yep
Yess...
Yeh
It's okay to have questionable crushes in the past or in the present. We have all gone through that phase before. Your reasons are valid.
Why do I see you everywhere 💀😭
To be fair fanart does make all things better. Like humanoid versions of non human characters, like Bill Cipher. The wild artists that you find on the internet can be extremely talented.
Cookie run kingdom is a good example. Never have I ever thought that I would be attracted to cookies, yet here we are. (Check almond cookie fan art/human version)
@@oKaikoo I beg to differ but can we talk abt captain caviar 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I feel more attracted to triangle Bill then human Bill
Noooooooo triangle Bill is way superior
Don't you dare bring human Bill into this he deserves nothing
@@LepidopteranFool YOOOOOO THIS GUY GETS IT
8:37 I really was about to say how relatable it was to have a crush on morticia but then you said someTHING completely different 🏃♀️💨
Faline hasn't fooled me for a second when talking about his Wednesday crush. I was chanting "hand hand hand" and then screamed "I KNEW IT"
SAMEKDS
I went “Is it the hand dude?” And I screamed when I was right!
Faline san gets more relatable by the minute. I mean, who doesn't love thing? But in all seriousness, we're all falling down a pit of no return at this point.
why is that ur pfp
@@neorobotix ... No questions
When Faline said "triangle body type" Bill Cipher was the first thing that popped into my head.
I was right-
The only triangle characters is Barracuda from JSAB lmfao
13:34 can we just appreciate the fact that faline-san actually randomly started speaking malay and chinese-
we cant blame her for liking thing emotionally cause lets be honest, thing is the most ✨ICONIC✨character in wednesday
As soon as you mentioned "Wednesday", I knew which character you meant. He's just the ideal male specimen.
as a male I feel deeply distressed and disheartened, but you have a point :(
sad that i can never be him 😢
As not a male I’m twice as ideal as I have two of him attached to limbs on my upper body
How did I know you had a crush on the map the moment you said Dora?
2:38 ...so in theory............he is a daddy?
9:10
KNEW IT !!! I F**KING KNEW IT !!!
I said the hand like it was so obvious, (It is at this point) and i was right ! 😭🤣
"He's a pathetic twink" is relatable because some of my crushes are basically intelligent people who can kill me but at the same time, can be considered pathetic twinks.
link
Faline: *starts making puns*
Everyone: *claps*
Faline: I’m serious
Everyone: *silence*
Ok I know I am a little bit late (happy 2024 to yall) but when you showed enderman I started clapping so hard.
Hear me out.
One of my biggest crushes (and still is) is enderman because my brother made me play minecraft for the first time when I was like 6 years old, and I was scared as f of zombies, skeletons and literally e v e r y t h i n g that could kill me... and enderman was the only monster that didn't attack me. At the moment I didn't know that enderman could kill you by looking at their eyes so I thought they were the only good monsters on this game and he made me feel safe and secure for some reason.
Also because I like tall people- enderman is tall so... you know what I mean. And I loved his powers too, I thought it was epic and cool, and for me he was the most powerful monster.
Yeah I'm not okay but hey, you're not the only one.
Girl same-
Tho mine was(still is) Herobrine-
I was really obsessed with him and still is-
10:10 her brain is attracted to miiddle finger? 💀💀
Honestly, this makes me feel so much better about myself (not in judging you kind of way), just the random fictional crushes you've had and the way you talk about them reminds me of myself. I would love to just sit and crush on fictional characters together!!
lmao love ur pfp
@@dancelikean1diot Hey Pine Tree ;)
"I love it when my men can shut up, crawl on all fives, and practice self care." -Faline San, 2022 🤣🤣
11:05 YESSSSS BILLL IM NOT THE ONLY ONE when I first watched gravity falls bill was instantly my fav
7:26 Faline, I didn’t watch your streams, but I’m really concerned for your mental health
11:37 “I’VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO TURN INTO CORPSES!”
11:20 he’s really like “but I can fix him”
3:13 IM SORRY THIS CASUALLY WRECKED ME
11:06 i literally COULD NOT AGREE MORE WITH THIS ONE I LOVE BILL CIPHER SO MUCH OMG AOISU39082OIQUAJDOA
finally someone who shares my love for endermen 🥰
Enderman are so hot
@@mina.draws.sometimes especially when you kidnap them and psychologically torture them 😍
@@thatboredmothikr😻
i thought i had weird fictional crushes but now i have someone that i can relate with 💀
Please I’ve watched this fifteen times in crying
Also of all the hot characters in Wednesday you choose a hand. A literal hand. Ooh boy wattpads gonna have a field day with this one…
And now the memories of my terrible fictional crushes are coming back haha okay
It’s okay I had a crush on ol’ razzle dazzle dorito too.
Without ever watching the freaking show
i was obsessed with him and watched the weirdmageddon episodes at LEAST 30 times in front of my family and i had a plush of him
I clicked on this fully expecting a presentation of why Faline is our leader
I was not disappointed when I saw the endermen.
I’m glad I’m not the only one with a “I’m not a furry but…” crush
I can't even imagine trying to explain, let alone defend, my fictional crushes to anyone outside of my sister.
You are absolutely mad, and I have so much respect for you regardless of your taste in fictional characters.
Edit: "He knows the way... To my heart. He can help me if I get lost... In his eyes." Hon, I wish I had a SHRED of this confidence. I will talk about my fictional crush all day, and if anyone so much as jokes about me finding them attractive, I will perish on the spot.
Edit 2, electric boogaloo:
*"He's a pathetic twink."* _(Careless Whisper plays)_
AFSGSGSGFAJA I AM RUNNING ON 4 HOURS SLEEP AND THIS MADE ME SOB LAUGHING OH MY GOSH-
you sound so passionate it makes me want to ask what your fictional crushes are/were
WHEN YOU SAID TRIANGLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THAT ONE DANCING TRIANGLE FROM THE MEME SAYING “Music make you lose control” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
Fal being a simp towards an enderman is something I never knew I needed
THE MAP HAS A SON?!
HELP WHAT
faline talking about his weird fictional crushes makes me feel better about my own
I have to admit, I had a crush on Bill Cipher when I was a kid
13:36 - DID SHE JUST SAY VERY TASTY
Yes she did.
She said delicious twice xd
7:34 girlie you think that’s weird I trapped one with a boat and place him inside my house’s kitchen so he could be my husband pdohdhoxkyx
yall scare me 😰
If Faline was so heartbroken about the map from Dora having a kid, I can't imagine how heartbroken she would be on the end of the zootopia abortion comic series
9:30 that was like 6 different slurs in asl
I think having a crush on Nick Wilde is normal, even if you're not a furry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, it's better than the map-
ur so right I think it’s very normal
Who doesn’t have a crush on nick Wilde tho
far better than a severed hand
@@avns4910 certainly
Interesting. I never truly had a crush on a fictional character, but I understand what you mean. For most people, the idea of "fictional crushes" isn't the same as literal crushes, so there is a lot more leniency with what is considered reasonable. Your choices are fine. Good and funny presentation!
10:56 Bro bill was like my number 1 crush 😭
the way i share/shared EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CRUSHES with faline 😭😭 i cannot express how much i agree like no you're cooking bro keep going