What’s your favourite line? I find it hard to chose one but two that are up there for me are ‘if you were my baby I’d have left you on a door step… no offence Potter, I didn’t want to leave you there’ and any time someone is ‘✨possessed✨’ 😂😂 let me know yours! 🥰🥰
Ilysm chenelle! (Sry if I spelt your name wrong) And my fav lines are the whole time dumbledore is being Harry’s lawyer lol I also like when snape says “Minerva! Looking gooddd”
I love how Minerva, Snape and Dumbledore have a better friendship in the parody than in the actual movies sometimes. Like they actually, went to school and have lives outside of their jobs.
To be fair, they do go out (at least Minerva does, as well as Hagrid and Dumbledore), we just don't see it often cuz we're getting our POV from Harry's perspective.
*anoyed sigh and eye roll* "Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that has joined the class today if we ignore it it might go away." IS THE BEST LINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Lavender brown you won't be brown for very loooong!" "what? you mean I'm getting married?!" "No you're going to turn white WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I died XD
the fact that when harry tells a monster to back off it doesn't listen but when albus says "BACK YOU FIREWORM" in his most babyish voice I t just vanishes
"Is Albus Dumbledore in your supply closet?" "No! Have you met the man?! He's never been in a closet in his life, you sour-faced dirt sack!" Love this part :D
the fact that I will only be able to hear/associate Dumbledore with this voice now is bloody brilliant. I just love that you have turned him into a gambling dramaqueen #slay
No shit, huh? 😂 THIS Dumbledore is now the REAL Dumbledore, as far as I'm concerned! He's a hell of a lot more likable than the original movie version! CHEERS! 🍻✌
Voldemort: “you will lose everything…” Harry: “Says the man who lost his nose.” Hermione: “And his hair.” Ron: “And his shoes.” Dumbledore: *”CUT YOUR TOENAILS-!”*
Recently came across these shorts and they have made the world a better place. I love the interactions between Minerva and Albus, it absolutely cracks me up seeing McGonagall having to "parent" Albus
I love your take on Snape, that's how he should've been in the books. He's actually friends with the other teachers, tries to help the kids, and gets rightfully mad when Harry and Ron break the law. This is like a completely different character. Also, in the books and the movies it feels like Snape is trying to get Lupin fired with his lecture on werewolves, or simply bullying Lupin in an elaborate way, but here it feels like he's trying to warn the kids in case Lupin transforms.
I mean...yeah that's exactly what he was attempting to do to Lupin with that essay...make the kids connect the dots and freak out and notify their parents and then get Lupin fired...that was the plan...100% and he did it because Sirius tried to kill him using Lupin back in the day.
I wish that was the canon take on Snape. Like, just have him be a very strict and cold teacher. Let him assign a lot of homework and have some Slytherin favoritism since it's his house. Let him have a low tolerance for mischief and slacking, causing him to often dole out punishments. But don't have him be a completely unfair bully! Don't have him purposefully torture or antagonize the students (He may still antagonize them via being strict and stuff, but that shouldn't be his intention). And have him genuinely want to teach the students things! Basically, I want him to be Mr. Sweeny from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Snape- “yes Potter and who’s not here today…?” Draco-“POTTERS DAD!” Snape-“No-“ Draco-“POTTERS MUM!!” Harry- “MALFOY IN A MINUTE!!!” 🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh so much
The amount of vocal stims that I have bc of this video lmao "Ah no way hi Carl" "Look guys I cawht a fish! I'm not a fish... Oh... Then get owf then" "*Minerva many, many times* sorry wot" "She's defo gonna wanna speak to tha managa" "✨Neglect✨" And many many more lmao thank you for this masterpiece of a video
"My mother was a witch, I'm literally more of a half-blood than you are!" This line killed me, it was hilarious and something I hadn't stopped to consider before. 🤣🤣
“Oh HEY Conundrum, what are you doing down there?” “It’s RIDDLE, Sir…” “Of course it is Puzzle, up you come.” I say this in my head at least 7 times a day lmao
"a longgg hott soak.. bring the egg *wink*" AND THEN THE "hermione" INBETWEEN EVERY SENTENCE 😭 I KNEW WHERE THIS WAS GOING AFTER HE SAID "a wayyy better way" 😭 😭 🙏
I also love when McGonagal said, “ We were supposed to be a team, the cat, the bat, and the silly old prat! And also Fawkes is always like CaW cAw!!!!😂🤣😆
That is because they are both drama queens, but the difference is one is a serial killer and the other has an addiction to gambling and will do anything to win.
"Just promise me the evening wont end with me sat in the middle stroking both your heads while you both cry about lily and Grindelwald" "I promise, nothing" Best line ever
Chanel, the wit is just nonstop. I can't remember the last thing that made me laugh out loud, so many times. The spot-on parody of ron, "no thanks, I'm all set", Draco's "you're GONNA wanna play outside, he can't do that", countless others. You are a true talent. You're just the best.
Every time Minerva yells "ALBUS!" adds 2 years to my life expectancy Thank you so much for putting this together, watching this has significantly improved my quality of life
Fun fact: The reason Harry’s scream is silent is because when Daniel screamed the first time it was so convincing that it made Hermione and Bellatrix cry on set. Therefore, they muted it.
"Minerva this baby just killed a guy, i think he can handle a doorstep" had me dead 🤣🤣 And harry constantly yelling "aahh abuse!!!" 🤣 "He might like it in the cupboard" 🤣
“What’s that supposed to mean? I’m not gonna play dodgeball with the baby, you’re always acting like I’m so responsible,” is the best line in my opinion, especially of the first book.
And another is “ah nar it’s Augustus Gloop..” and “you belong in a zoo.” Bro Madam Pomfrey wouldn’t be able to heal that much damage more or less Delores’ damage
Dumbledore: alright everyone it's Christmas open Ur pretties nowwwww Minerva: oh album, its- uh what is it? Dumbledore: it's a cat Onsie. Very soft and high quality. Professor snape: uh- oh it's a snake. Wonderful. 😒 Minerva: hang on- I am a cat, so why do I need more freakin fur 😂
What’s your favourite line? I find it hard to chose one but two that are up there for me are ‘if you were my baby I’d have left you on a door step… no offence Potter, I didn’t want to leave you there’ and any time someone is ‘✨possessed✨’ 😂😂 let me know yours! 🥰🥰
Thank you for this compilation! 🙏☀️😊
Ilysm chenelle! (Sry if I spelt your name wrong)
And my fav lines are the whole time dumbledore is being Harry’s lawyer lol
I also like when snape says “Minerva! Looking gooddd”
My favorite lines are "AH ABUSE" and "NARUTO RUN"
"SOMEONE CALL MADAM POMFREY CAUSE DOLORES GOT BURNED"
But believe me, even madam Pomfrey can't heal that much damage
Ooooh so hard to pick one, but I’ll give Hedwig some love; LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!!!
“Didn’t lavender used to be black?” “yeah Minerva but you can’t just ask people why they’re white” IM CACKLING
Micheal Jackson
@@belletidd5927 Micheal Jackson had a sickness.
@@belletidd5927 he had vitiligo, a condition where the melanin in his skin was slowly destroyed. Kinda different
Mean girls references
Minerva
✨Smart man’s rock✨
✨Wise guy’s brick✨✨
✨Brainy boy’s boulder✨✨✨
big-head's pebble
✨Einstein stone✨
Above average IQ gravel
✨Learned man's pebble✨
Socrates’ limestone 😂
Dumbledore: “it’s not like his parents are going to make a complaint 😏”
McGonagall: “That is not funny.”
Snape: “Lilehhh 😭”
Haha 🤣
🤣🤣
Time step Bestie
@@Znder_Official 1:06:17
Poor sevy
hagrid: “uA seE tHaT hArRy? uR fAmOuS!”
harry: “but why though?”
hagrid: “uhm.. DISTRACT HIM- MAGIC BRICKS!!”
harry: “MAGIC BRICKS? SHUTUP NOWAY!”
That was funny
Lmfao
amazing
Dudley: Daddy needs therapy doesn't he?
Petunia: let's be honest. Dudley we all do
God the truth in this one
Especially Harry and Snape
@@FirewormTheTiny yes
1k like!! ❤❤
✨Fact's✨
The idea of McGonagall throwing Dumbledore’s painting off the astronomy tower whenever he annoys her is hilarious 😂
And fitting for this iteration of dumbledore - a theatrical, flaming drama queen
IKKKK
LOL
She hopes the painting dies like he did, he would’ve wanted that
I have the same drama like Dumbledore?!?!?
'Is Quirrel dead?' "I don't think so, the back of his heads breathin' ". Slays me every time.
Same😂 that wins a snort from me every time
Heads?!
Voldemort after hearing that.
👁️👄👁️"Bitch be for real."
@itzzzreanne it was meant to say head's
So true
My favorite line is when harry says his aunt petunia has a live laugh love poster and Albus says OMG SHES THAT BASIC
The way Harry keeps screaming “Abuse!” Kills me💀😂
@@brittanyallen1 came to comment this😂😂🤣"NAH-ROO-TOE RAHN"
Ikr
And the "neglect" reminds me of my own thoughts when watching 😂 love these so much
" Ah! Abuse! "
" Naruto run! "
" ✨Neglect✨ "
Yess it gets me ever time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love sassy, drama obsessed Dumbledore. The “why am I here” Snape. And McGonnagal who’s trying to talk sense
Snape was always a mood to me
Very book acurate
You speak to much sense I so true
Bruh what about my main man money bags hazza p
Same
I actually think this parody captured Dumbledore, Minerva, and Severus' relationship in the books better than the films ever did. Lol
Fr!! I would love to see Dumbledore like that irl!!!
@@Shiny_M00n_245 Palentines day would be nice to see 💀
That is true 😅
@@Shiny_M00n_245 well here I am 😅
Yeah
"Who crys himself to sleep and still wets the bed" WAS THE BEST LINE I LOVED IT WATCHED IT WITH MY FRIEND WE BOTH LAUGHED OUR BUTS OFF
i think this line references Draco in A Very Potter Musical lol
legally blonde
I love how Minerva, Snape and Dumbledore have a better friendship in the parody than in the actual movies sometimes. Like they actually, went to school and have lives outside of their jobs.
And had some wild parties together, apparently.
To be fair, they do go out (at least Minerva does, as well as Hagrid and Dumbledore), we just don't see it often cuz we're getting our POV from Harry's perspective.
And they always getting them drinks 😎
I liked the PALentines day bit.
Honestly it feels like this is what they do In the Hollidays when no students are around 😂
I love how you manage to stick more to the plotline than normal adaptations lmao
😂😂😂🙏🏽
So true...
I would start a Kickstarter to fund a re-boot the H.P series
I first read this comment as adoptions idk why
It was the part that said adaptations lol
@@Mwraf same
“Minerva, this baby just killed a guy; I think he can handle a doorstep.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr😂😂😂
😂I mean- he's not wrong! Lmaoo
*anoyed sigh and eye roll* "Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that has joined the class today if we ignore it it might go away." IS THE BEST LINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Yes Potter, and who’s not here today?”
“POTTERS DAD”
“No”
“Potters mom?”
“Malfoy in a minute!”
Honestly that's just what teaching a class of 13 year olds is like (don't get me started on primary school)
That’s one of my favourite lines lol
Lol😂😂😂
𝙇𝙊𝙇
a giant flea...
lots of little fleas?
A SHOCK COLLAR 😅
Sometimes I forget that she’s only 1 person and does all the voices for every character. She’s so good at acting!! 🤩🤩🤩
Ikr!
Yaaasss
Fr tho, SLAYYY
All the different voices make me cry 😭😂🤣 it’s so actually goood!
Ikr❤
The job Minerva applied for: To guide young students through the formative period of their lives
The job she got: Albus's babysitter
When your babysitter is like 40 years young
😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@Chanwills0 Haii Chan wills, I love your videos lol
So true
To true
“Mr. Longbottom tripped on his shoe lace was not my fault” Madam hooch😂😂 ✨✨MATERIAL GIRL✨✨
"Lavender brown you won't be brown for very loooong!"
"what? you mean I'm getting married?!"
"No you're going to turn white WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I died XD
"you can't just turn white can you?"(I think it's something like that)
"Babes this is Hogwarts, anything can happen"
I need a time stamp to come back 😂😂😂
@@beatriceretops 51:50
I like to think a Pollyjuice went wrong and that’s why she’s white.
It's called the ✨ he-hee ✨ disease
My favorite part: "And who's not here today?" "Potter's dad!" "No." "Potter's mum!" "Malfoy in a minute!"
Yeah, it was wasn’t it.
For real! I love it so much
“Welcome trusted friends and professor quarrel.” Gets me dying every time
He could not be trusted 🤫
Quirrell* x
my favourite bit!
“What about the cha-cha slide?"
Mcgonagall: "No, no, that’s too powerful” 💥💥
1:52:30 And then the callback to it with Katie Bell levitating lol, I died 😂😂😂 one of the funniest moments for me lol
CONSPIRACY: ALBUS KILLED CEDRIC SO HARRY COULD GET TOGETHER WITH HERMIONE
🤭🤭🤭 oh ma gawsh
@@Chanwills0 Sounds like a new plot for "Hogwarts murder mystery"
Bit suspish 👀
🐦(gasp) cawcaww?
Oop we ain’t gonna mention that
I love when Minerva said: "if that woman talks over me again she is going to get a bippity boppity backhand!!" that got me! 😂
oh hell yes
Canonically HPDH Pt2 is in 1998. So mcgonagal having seen Disney’s Cinderella (1950) is not out of the question.
✨ BipPiTy bOpPiTy BaCkHaNd ✨
I love your profile picture {Galactic_Roses}!
Yes and then when Dumbledore complains about her ruining the joke until she says that and says "let's talk about this now!"
"Ginny I got a howler today, we need to have another baby."
That line killed me.
I am dead now. I write this from the beyond.
Wow
“Ugh do we have to”
@@aanya2033 Yes or else Minerva is going to give us a “visit”
NOT THE VISIT :O
the fact that when harry tells a monster to back off it doesn't listen but when albus says "BACK YOU FIREWORM" in his most babyish voice I t just vanishes
Dumbledore’s attitude is just… I can’t even explain how many times I laughed while hearing him talk
And the voice aswell 😂😂
Defo
"Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. I WAS SUSPICIOUS!" 🤣 It gets me every time
I'm trying to find this part but I can't remember the context of the situation 😅😅😅😅 can you tell me where it is or what it was talking about?
Timestamp - 21:17
@@ishasingh3013 thank you
"Is Albus Dumbledore in your supply closet?"
"No! Have you met the man?! He's never been in a closet in his life, you sour-faced dirt sack!"
Love this part :D
Ablus in the movies: typical old wizard
Ablus in the paradies: goddawm gay icon
@@rivahoukes1554 Oh my god too true
“Your deepest desire isn’t me it’s the drama” 😂😂😂😂
the fact that I will only be able to hear/associate Dumbledore with this voice now is bloody brilliant. I just love that you have turned him into a gambling dramaqueen #slay
Oh yes, this Dumbledore is now canon and anyone can fight me 😂
Same, re-watching HP movies won't be the same anymore, I'd be better
"The Secrets of Dumbledore, it's no secret, he's a dramaqueen!"
No shit, huh? 😂 THIS Dumbledore is now the REAL Dumbledore, as far as I'm concerned! He's a hell of a lot more likable than the original movie version!
CHEERS! 🍻✌
@@HiperPivociarz ah. Basilisk reference
Voldemort: “you will lose everything…”
Harry: “Says the man who lost his nose.”
Hermione: “And his hair.”
Ron: “And his shoes.”
Dumbledore: *”CUT YOUR TOENAILS-!”*
MANKY!
Dumbledore said camly.
Roasted
M a n k y
Manky
The fact that Minerva has to basically parent the whole staff😂
206 likes and no repliessss??? THIS IS SO TRUE
Yep
She’s 100% the mom friend
I LOVE THIS
@@-UnknownPotterhead- omg your so right😂😂😂
Harry “quite serious?” Snape “dead Sirius “😮🐺
:'( poor Sirius bro
Harry: *crying*
ugh i don't like the sound of that...😥😥
“that is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he’d die.” THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME, IT’S SO FUNNY
Really I think hagrid would feed him rock cakes all the time he definitely wouldn't make it
@@Dragon.Draws. yup, and the spiders
@@Dragon.Draws.💀 it's true tho
"had to send the centaurs to disneyland and that cost a bomb"
🤣
"I'm gonna dropkick you across Gryffindor-table" actually that whole dialogue of Dumbledore hating Umbridge for merely standing there is my favourite
Recently came across these shorts and they have made the world a better place. I love the interactions between Minerva and Albus, it absolutely cracks me up seeing McGonagall having to "parent" Albus
I feel the interaction between them is canon, like whenever they were discussing everything going on, this is the type of shit they would do.
Every single clip or scene is hilarious!!!!
When your babysitter is like 50 years younger then you-
statue: ‘GUYS LOOK I CAUGHT A FISH!’
neville: ‘I’m not a fish-‘
statue: ‘oh- get owf then’
had me literally in tears of laughter
19:42 btw guys
I love your take on Snape, that's how he should've been in the books. He's actually friends with the other teachers, tries to help the kids, and gets rightfully mad when Harry and Ron break the law. This is like a completely different character.
Also, in the books and the movies it feels like Snape is trying to get Lupin fired with his lecture on werewolves, or simply bullying Lupin in an elaborate way, but here it feels like he's trying to warn the kids in case Lupin transforms.
I mean...yeah that's exactly what he was attempting to do to Lupin with that essay...make the kids connect the dots and freak out and notify their parents and then get Lupin fired...that was the plan...100% and he did it because Sirius tried to kill him using Lupin back in the day.
I wish that was the canon take on Snape. Like, just have him be a very strict and cold teacher. Let him assign a lot of homework and have some Slytherin favoritism since it's his house. Let him have a low tolerance for mischief and slacking, causing him to often dole out punishments. But don't have him be a completely unfair bully! Don't have him purposefully torture or antagonize the students (He may still antagonize them via being strict and stuff, but that shouldn't be his intention). And have him genuinely want to teach the students things!
Basically, I want him to be Mr. Sweeny from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
@@maplepainttube8158 Mr Sweeney love that guy he was awesome I still say he should have got his own show
Yes deep down inside Snape is a good person
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"welcome trusted friends and Professor Quirrell"
This had me cackling for 10 minutes
I mean, he’s got a point.
Snape- “yes Potter and who’s not here today…?”
Draco-“POTTERS DAD!”
Snape-“No-“
Draco-“POTTERS MUM!!”
Harry- “MALFOY IN A MINUTE!!!”
🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh so much
NOT LILLY 😂
The amount of vocal stims that I have bc of this video lmao
"Ah no way hi Carl"
"Look guys I cawht a fish!
I'm not a fish...
Oh... Then get owf then"
"*Minerva many, many times* sorry wot"
"She's defo gonna wanna speak to tha managa"
"✨Neglect✨"
And many many more lmao thank you for this masterpiece of a video
"My mother was a witch, I'm literally more of a half-blood than you are!" This line killed me, it was hilarious and something I hadn't stopped to consider before. 🤣🤣
The funny thing is, that Harry didn't even know Voldys story at that time😂😂
But I loved it too
Voldy:"Shut up! Not infront of the boys!" 😡
Peter: *✨s q u e a k s q u e a k ~✨*
@@Reality-andso I'm a rraa a aat
@@Chaos_pur57 are you really from a aat?
my fav line: A WEE BIT OF A SHOCK?! ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
Dumbledore would've given us cake 😔
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT😔😔😔😔
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT☹️☹️☹️☹️
Same lol
@@ThePokemonPrinceYT(keeping the month chain) 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
The "Awe no it's Augustus Gloop-" never fails to make me choke on air
I nearly died hearing that, it’s to funny 😂
I latterly did the same thing lol
😂
"Mr. Malfoy! Mr. Malfoy! Becky with the good hair! Yeah, you turned around for that one, didn't ya, Paris Hilton?"
-Hazza P, 2022
"Is Quirrel dead?"
"No I don't think so! The back of his head is still breathing!"
Damn that one caught me off guard! I actually snorted :'D
I love that line and I also love the line Harry you killed a guy I know I was not suppose to tell people but I...
“…but then I accidentally told everyone. ‘Oh ma gawd you won’t believe it Harry killed a guy!’”
*gasp* "Ca-CAW"
“We know your hair is a wig” it's hilarious.
In my mum's car a broom broom
Lmao Bellatrix is funny in a sadistic way
“CRUCIO ME?! MY COUSIN JUST DIED-“
“YOU KILLED HIM-?!”
SO!
You've got to mean it harry
oh not you the last thing i need right now😡
I was just trying to help ;-;
Snape: "What would a werewolfs bogart be."
Ron: "A large Flea?"
Snape:"No."
Ron:"Lots of little fleas?"
Snape:"No!"
Ron:"A SHOCK COLLAR!"
😂😂😂😂
That was real funny 😂
Snape should've said SENSIBLE AND SANE AND SCARED werewolf. Those answers weren't wrong either
lol
Lol
A shock collar!!!! Had me dying😂😂😂
I’ve never loved Dumbledore more the ever because of this compilation. This is actually hilarious 🤣
"That is a lovely thought, Hagrid, but he'd die." All of these are written so well, every single line from McGonagall is in character.
true XD
“Exploit trauma for friends, got it!”
Lol I love that line 😂
Oh my goodness same it's so funny
He probably wrote it in a “ I’m amazingly abused “ note book 📕
@@harleyhuther8385HELP 💀 🙏
“Oh HEY Conundrum, what are you doing down there?”
“It’s RIDDLE, Sir…”
“Of course it is Puzzle, up you come.”
I say this in my head at least 7 times a day lmao
P u z z l e
"so the signs are kinda telling me ravenclaw but you have bushy hair like a lion and i love that for you soo gryifindor😊" got me on the floor
the spelling😖
56:05 "And who's not here today ?"
"Potter's Dad !"
"No"
"Potter's Mom !!"
"Malfoy, in a minute !!"
Got me hurling lmao
I was laughing all over. I was choked on an apple.
Someone was close to another Hermione punch
Snape's reaction killed me🤣
Lucious: "Your scar is legend"
Harry: "Your breath isn't great"
🤣🤣🤣
FR MAN
that is brutal
*Lucius
@@BubblePopAndDracoMalfoyit’s auto correct
@@RockCowboyGT Oh my bad sry
"I'm not gonna play dodgeball with the baby" and "Minerva he just killed a guy I think he can handle a doorstep"
10/10 best lines ever
Yas 😂
"a longgg hott soak.. bring the egg *wink*" AND THEN THE "hermione" INBETWEEN EVERY SENTENCE 😭 I KNEW WHERE THIS WAS GOING AFTER HE SAID "a wayyy better way" 😭 😭 🙏
Umbridge: That toucan sounds like Dumbledore!
Dumbledore: I'm a penguin and I'll peck you!
McGonagall: It's hornbill and he won't!
That one makes me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
i am at a stage where when i read a line i can read in their voices
@@Thatonejeykllandhydefan same here XDDD
It killed meh! It killed meh! 😆😆
@@Thatonejeykllandhydefan same
I also love when McGonagal said, “ We were supposed to be a team, the cat, the bat, and the silly old prat! And also Fawkes is always like CaW cAw!!!!😂🤣😆
Time code?
FAWKES SOMEONE JUST SAID SOMETHING REALLY NICE ABOUT ME
Fawkes:CAW CAW
Such a shame Maggie Smith is gone forever RIP
The “ Ah no way! Hi Carl! “ and the “ Malfoy in a minute “ after Snape said “ and who is not here today “ are my favs
yesssssssss defenetily
i watched all of these during some troubled times, my father passing. and then i got into harry potter, the best choice i made ever. thank you
My favourite is Snape's increasing exasperation during the Defence Against the Dark Arts class as he tries to get them to realise Lupin is a werewolf.
that's my second favorite, losing only to the Snape vs Wolfstar roasts in "Squeak Squeak I'm A RAT"
Voldermort and dumbledore acting like best friends was amazing
And the fact that one is like 40 years older than the other is just gold
That is because they are both drama queens, but the difference is one is a serial killer and the other has an addiction to gambling and will do anything to win.
"Just promise me the evening wont end with me sat in the middle stroking both your heads while you both cry about lily and Grindelwald"
"I promise, nothing"
Best line ever
Yas 😂
@@lucys2420why does your comment translate from yas to plastic
Come to think of it..... professor mcgonnall hv 2 exes to cry abt
Chanel, the wit is just nonstop. I can't remember the last thing that made me laugh out loud, so many times. The spot-on parody of ron, "no thanks, I'm all set", Draco's "you're GONNA wanna play outside, he can't do that", countless others.
You are a true talent. You're just the best.
"there's only one dumbledore"
*angry aberforth noises*
*sad Arianna noises*
*confused credence noises*
😂😂😂
THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION, THANK YOU
*frustrated ancestor noises*
Annoyed kendra noices
Mad percival noices
(kendra is albus', arianna's and aberforth's mom and percival their dad)
Oml- i am dying
Every time Minerva yells "ALBUS!" adds 2 years to my life expectancy
Thank you so much for putting this together, watching this has significantly improved my quality of life
It takes 2 years away from hers though😩
So you livin for evah?
@@iluvmilktea3224 ye he is
How many times did she yell his name like that? I keep losing count lol
Wait, did this get highlited?
I've never noticed how Ginny's parody voice gets more emotionless as time goes on xd
"try to crucio me? My cousin just died!.."
"YOU KILLED HIM.."
“DID THAT WALRUS JUST CALL ME A PIGEON!? LET ME OUT OF THIS CÆGË!!” 😂💀💀
"INCOMING!! CLEAR THE RUNWAY!!
im dead 😭 im alive but im dead 😭"
@@ozpreys nah this is weird I read this at the exact same time that it played. Coincidence? I think *not*
When he said “I AM getting an intense lust for drama” it was as if he looked me straight in the eyes as if challenging me NOT to laugh.
Me too
Didn’t laugh on the outside though
You’re spending too much time with Dumbledore!
I am getting an intense lust for drama
“If you were anymore inbred you’d be a sandwich. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!” I can’t stop cackling 😂😂🤣
SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa!!!!
WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUEEEEEE
Agreed
37:15
Harry: The youngest seeker in a century
Also Harry: Can't catch a letter when there are thousands raining on him
PLOT TWIST: Whenever Albus makes a bet on someone's love life with Minerva, she uses the time turner to always win!
Oh!
THAT'S SO TRUE IT COULD BE CANNON
Well yeah but that wouldn't work because of Professor Dumbles' bet on Jily.
Honestly like I would have NEVER guessed hermione and Ron would be together lol
@@ella-gw3zq what if he didnt
I love Harry’s voice in this:
‘Ahh ABUSE!’ 🤣
Same, it’s hilarious 😂
i am like 69 heheheheheheh
NARUTO RUN
can i have some fries
NARUTO RUN
AH ABUSE !
neglect
"no I'm not I'm an ✨Asparagus✨" has killed me so hard that not even the resurrection stone can get me.
Watching this in honor of the late Maggie Smith.
She was my fave character ngl xx
“Minerva this baby just killed a guy, I think he can handle a doorstep” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMFL- i killed a man when i was a baby too!
@@pinterestgirl4 how?🤔
@@astrid2821 cmon we've all done it at least once
"MY BEAKS FLAT I'VE GOT VOLDEMORT BEAK!"
Best. Line. Ever.
What about *awhohoheahhhohahwhaoha*
Anyone gonna talk about how there is SO much emotion just with the eyes and mouth? Pure talent. 😂
So true
very true
100 percent
ALSO THEIR MINERVA VOICEEEEE
@@Pookie_Wookie565Yes its so good
Idk how but this has become one of my comfort videos 😭
Two hours straight, no pause, laying in my bed, at almost 12 am, watching Harry Potter parodys~ HEAVEN ON EARTH MATE!!!
Yesssssssssss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
Yes bestie
It’s 4am for me, let’s go
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
Best line that sums up the whole gosh darn franchise: "Babes, this is Hogwarts. Anything can happen"
I LOVE IT!
did anyone see the GIF of dobby in the background when they were in the shop at Hazza P the chambeer so big that its full of secrets
@@iriskor9902 I did
@@iriskor9902 yup
Or
Minerva:" do nothing? Potter is a boy not a piece of meat"
Dumbledore:" ummmm.....questionable🙄"
@@nicolas._.2294 works as well😆
Fun fact:
The reason Harry’s scream is silent is because when Daniel screamed the first time it was so convincing that it made Hermione and Bellatrix cry on set. Therefore, they muted it.
Are you serious!? Where did they hide the original audio I need this right now
Um you forgot the paet where Daniels grandma died that same day and that's it was so real
@@headcaptainyamamoto7015 especially when his grandma was like a mother to him and helped raise him.
@@wolfishpotato6978 yeah im serious, serious black!
.......
im sorry
@@tehr6809 you should be
"I bet I'll do it first"
"Stop guys no ones dying for me"
“I am gonna drop kick you across Gryffindor table” I think about this line whenever I see Umbridge 😂
Same
*it’s so nasty*
That is my new favorite line.
There's a predicament though
*I'm a Slytherin*
@@ElTheAce yea same
@@ElTheAce Hey: even Slytherins can have standards...
I love how Hermione wasn't that worked up over being called mudblood until Hagrid started roasting the shit of her.
"Minerva this baby just killed a guy, i think he can handle a doorstep" had me dead 🤣🤣
And harry constantly yelling "aahh abuse!!!" 🤣
"He might like it in the cupboard" 🤣
I watched it once.
TIME TO WATCH IT 99 MORE TIMES!
“You wanna talk about blood status if you were anymore in bred you would be a sandwich” had me deaddddd 😂 ☠️
I never really understood that until I read it just now. Only listening I didn't get it, that's just great
SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa
Yessir, ma’am,and Sam I am
Or the fact, that Harry is more pure-bloodish than Voldy
Idk if im just tired or stupid but I cant figure wtf it meant with a sandwich💀can u explain?
I love how Minerva has to just parent Dumbledore like he is a teenager 😂😂
"Daddy needs therapy, doesn't he?"
"To be honest Dudley, we all do."
Had me dying XD
8:38 hilarious
hagrid: Also gotta pick up that SUPER SECRET TOP SECRET SECRET STUFF (wink)
harry: DrUgS
The "ABUSE!" when harry gets pushed gets me😂
Ikr 😂
"Ah! Abuse!" Gets me every time
Fr tho
Ha!
ABUSE!
“What’s that supposed to mean? I’m not gonna play dodgeball with the baby, you’re always acting like I’m so responsible,” is the best line in my opinion, especially of the first book.
And another is “ah nar it’s Augustus Gloop..” and “you belong in a zoo.” Bro Madam Pomfrey wouldn’t be able to heal that much damage more or less Delores’ damage
And let’s not forget that like a few minutes after that harry body shamed Dudley which I will say is deserved, but it’s never OK
i think it's irresponsible.
"Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious"
"Money bags Hazza"
"Eaglefoot!!"
I can't get over how good this is!!
Penguintoe
_"I WAS SUSPICIOUS!"_
My main man money bags Hazza p Harry James Potter Harry get your arse over here
Badgerfluff ✨️✨️
Dumbledore: alright everyone it's Christmas open Ur pretties nowwwww
Minerva: oh album, its- uh what is it?
Dumbledore: it's a cat Onsie. Very soft and high quality.
Professor snape: uh- oh it's a snake. Wonderful. 😒
Minerva: hang on- I am a cat, so why do I need more freakin fur 😂