TIKTOK COMPILATION: Hazza P and the Umbridge Destruction
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2022
- This is a collection of Order of the Phoenix TikTok made before June 2021. My parody content is in no way associated with Warner Brothers or Official Harry Potter. We're just having a laugh with our faves. Some of the voices will sound different. That's because, in the older videos, I didn't know what DramaDore sounded like yet.
Let's get back to some silly fun... I've missed it
Enjoy
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I love how Duley is like "Was he actually your boyfriend? I'm so sorry." He's low key respectful lol
Dudley is getting that redemption ark that the movies left out 😂😂
he got nicer after the dementor attack
I mean, being a jerk and a homophobic are not related.
@@GustavoFernandesKing it’s more like, how committed to being a jerk is he? Is he willing to risk coming off like a homophobe just to torment Harry?
I guess the answer’s no.
That handshake 🤝
“Albus. Percival. Wulfric. Brrrrrian. Dumbeldaw.”
I’m in tears 🤣
When your mother says your full name then u know u screwed up
@@nicolas._.2294 𝙻𝚘𝚕
Now it says 3, I have to make it 4
I gotta make it five
Dumbledawwwww
“Excuse me?!”
“OH YES YOU ARE EXCUSED PLEASE LEAVE.”
Dumbledoor is my absolute fave in this series 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I am translating this into german and using it in everyday life. It will be a better life.
sameeeeee
SAME
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dumbledore: “Not while I’m taking attendance! This is serious.”
Dumbledore: then preceds to say “HaggaSaurusRex?”
It's 3 am don't make me wake up the whole country with one comment💅💅💅😭😂😂😂
"his mum's chest hair"
"i'll pretend i'm kissing cedric"
"me too"
"what-"
"what-"
umbridge sniffing fudge 😂😂😂
snape's always grumbling 😂
Best moments recap where is the pin YOU DESERVE ONE
Can't forget "LEVICORPUS BITCH!"
-shudder- Umbridge
Dobby is free. I’ve been saving up socks for my trip to that one rock that says here lies dobby
I’m not gonna ruin the 780 likes but I would if it wasn’t perfect.
"Harry no one likes a drama queen" says the drama queen we all know and love 😂
Frrrr
So true
For real tho 😂 im dead
Yeah one time McGonagall literally called him a drama queen and he was like "Aww" 🥺
Lol some of the characters like Dumbldaw are better this way.
The way Snape said ''Mineeerva!! looking good😏'' GOT ME DYING!!
LOL
True sob true
Bhahaahhahajajahhaahahahahahahahhhaahahæææ
But dont forget when pink toad went into potions she said well at least Harry Potter's mother got you ready for rejection.
“If we ignore iT, iT mighT go away.” Had me rolling, the way she pronounced the T’s.
FR THOO
Fr tho
timestamp?
@@xx_saf1yyah5:40 ^^
Yes 😘😘😘😘🥰😛😛😛😍😛😛😀😄😄😇😊😊😏😛😑😝🤑😜🤪🥰😍🤩😘😘😘😀😀😄
“Shoulda left you at that orphanage, but it’s too late now.” Always kills me
lol same
Sickest burn ever!!
@@kingjayjay2046 no the part where he just says mankey
@@incredibly_incredible632”Man’s blowing up the whole building! Vandalism! I’m not paying for that I don’t have the money.”
rest in PIECES voldemort
"at least potter's mother got you ready for years of rejection:" the noise and face Snape made KILLED ME
PFFF FR
The noise sounded a little like “Uh” or “Bruh”
Aaaahhhhhh
FR THO 💀😂
FRRFRRRRR
"i'm gonna knock the hat off in a minute and show everyone"
"and yeet goes to hat"
had me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
"Its never gonna happen Elsa, let it go"
These lines are so well thought out 🤣🤣
I swear every time Dumbledore talks I can imagine him dramatically looking around and swishing his hair all thespian and flamboyant lol
Lucius can swish those luscious locks like it's a loreal advert, dumbledore has got the drama kid attitude...this is just turning into a teen soap drama and I'm all for it
*claps* yes yes thank you
Omg YESSSSSS
“Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that joined our class today… if we ignore it, it might go away.” IM DEAD 😂😂😂
And the “Minerva looking GoooOooOd”
ye
Oh I didn’t know my brother went to hogwarts
Those lines are complete gold
Everything in this video is just the best part of Hazza P
Me: hey u deformed pink toad gargoyle
Umbitch :EXCUSE ME!
Me:UR EXCUSED, PLEASE DIE U DEFORMED PINK TOAD GARGOYLE
The friendship between Minerva, Snape and Dumbledore seems like the friendship out of lessons also Dumbledore's sass just kills it
Dumbledore and Voldemort discussing who to ship Harry with is underrated as comedy goes, not to mention Voldemort being like "Wait seriously you shipped me with Minerva? LOL"
"As my deputy, you are supposed to support me."
"I don't support terrorists."
Gets me every time XD
Me too! As well as Dumbledore-in-the-form-of-a-Hornbill's response: "I miss Grindelwald so much!" Lol! Too fitting!
Same 😂😂
I literally almost passed out from Minerva roasting Umbridge. "LEVICORPUS BITCH" SENT me out the window
Lol
you went out of the window ? LMAOO- does the floor taste good ?
Luna being my favourite character
I lost it at the Neville's War Cry part
SAME 🤣
I love the way she portrays Dumbledore it’s fucking hilarious 💀
I literally laughed my lungs out when Snape said "Minerva lookin goodddd" 😂
The way Rowling had the audacity to rewrite the canon HP series. I'm so glad you decided to release the original storyline.
Wait what’s this
Exactly
Im ashamed to say it took me three re-reads to understand what this meant
@@salem-01 😬 I still don’t..
@@born_to_be_bored2617 samee
"Crucio me?! My cousin just died!"
"you killed him!"
"so?"
That's the most bellatrix moment of bellatrix i've ever seen
I’ve never understand Bellatrix’s character, until this scene.
Why bloody put that in Ur name
Ik
lmfao, that's my favourite part
Yeah that and the fact that she fancies Voldemort and he's a psychotic murderous homicidal maniac with no nose.
19:46 the choice to give Lucius that yelp when he’s smacked was nothing short of perfect
"If I didn't bat for the other team..." 💅Slay Dumbledore
Just to way you made Dumbledor an entirely different person… It honestly gives me life watching Dumbledor say “I will drop kick you across Gryfindor table” 🤣🤣🤣
I would also like to say, i use “Oh my god, the audacity” in Dumbledor’s voice in my daily life 😂
This is really book Dumbledore with no filter
Gryffindor would be onboard for it tho
I say the same thing lmao
Everyone else gets voices almost similar to their character and he's just a diva. Love it!
I wish the movie had this version of Dumbledore. His character wasn't anything like the book anyway, would've been much cooler to have him as a straight-up, hilarious diva
If Trelawney actually predicted that to Umbridge, she's go from one of Harry's least favorite teachers to his absolute favorite by a mile.
The “ignore the deformed goblin that’s in our class if u ignore him he will go away “had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
HEHE
"oh yeah hands on hips serious" GOT ME SO GOOD I AM STILL LAGHING
Not going to lie I've been feeling kind of down this past week and this is exactly what I'm needing.
Happy to help 🙏🏽❤️
Honestly, kinda same
@@zadiecutmore0917 awh I hope things start looking up. The world today just sucks at the moment. It's not forever. ❤️
@@katekennedy2550 Thanks, hope your doing okay too ❤
@@zadiecutmore0917 slowly better. It's better than nothing. Just happy to know there are still good humans! 😘
"Call me Miss Marple, but I don't think anyone's saying it was an accident."
"Excuse me?!"
*_"YES OF COURSE YOU ARE EXCUSED PLEASE LEAVE"_*
YEEESSSS
𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚜
Yesss 😂
I use this every time someone says excuse me now
Timestamp please?
"COME ON THE TEA IS SCALDING!!"
Gets me every time 😂🤣😂
I think my favorite roast I saw was a fan art with Snape to Umbridged.
"You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay.
I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone."
"Have you seen the man? He's never been in a closet in his life!"
Damn, so many good lines.
“He’s like an ancient bearded BaBy” -Severus Snape. A.K.A Sevvy baby
Have to admit- I literally burst out laughing when Professor McGonagall absolutely BURNED Umbridge, and when Dumbledore called Umbridge a Skank!! I loved it so much, I repeated that part like 10 times😂😂😂 7:25
We gotta love Mcgonagall!
The queen that delivers the best comeback and my favourite hogwarts staff member
Still convinced that Snape kept trying to be the DADA teacher because he was hoping the curse would take him out xD
i have been non-stop cackling from your comment
@@imapotato488 thank you lol
whats DADA? sorry hehe
@@lillypilly2187 "Defense Against the Dark Arts", it's one of the classes taught in the series
@@pickledjellybean5016 ohhhh that makes sense, thanks! 😊
I really like this interpretation of Dudley being an actually kind of okay bloke who was mostly copying his parents because he didn't know better, but as he grew up and started to talk to normal people he's slowly starting to realize how abusive his parents were, despite how they treated him.
agreed
Well he was like that in the books
I love this version too! Went back on his word the second he realised he was genuinely hurting Harry. I like to believe dudley always liked Harry and wanted to be able to consider him a brother but his parents made him be cruel.
@@turtlesarecool it took him meeting the magical embodiment of despair, which apparently just showed him himself without the ego filter, for that change to happen.
Vs it being normal development here.
Yeah, i guess even though Dudley wasn’t the good cousin to begin with and was always putting Harry into trouble, i can tell that deep inside his heart, He actually likes Harry and wants to Love him as a brother and not just a cousin who has to stay under the rooftop of the Dursleys bc Voldermort killed his parents. However, the way his parents treated Harry and the way they raised Dudley to be the exact copy of his father made that impossible for him.
Minnie vs Umbridge is always a treat. Laughs all around.
"Hey Paris Hilton, I hope you glued that wig on tight", always kills me.
The way Minerva reads Umbrige to filth gives me life.. Minerva opens the library and burns it down when it comes to Delores, and Dumbledore is living for it.
That's why Minnie always has her hair up
So she can see the reaction of the person she's roasting
SLAY QUEEN BITCH
"Stop trying to bang the minister he doesn't want you!" I love Minerva, especially when she drags ms umbitch lmfaoo 💀 🤣
"You make him HEAVE!" That made me laugh so hard!
He told me he’d rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he’s a hOmIcIdIaL mAnIaC wItH nO nOsE
Minnie fucking slaughters me in this series 🤣🤣
@@KindessisEternal I know!!
"Mamma brought home the bacon"
I swear dumbledoor is the best person for comedies 😂😂😂
I loved Minerva roasting umbridge but dumbledoor is ✨ the best hypeman ✨ ever
Minerva, snape, and dumbledore being sassy bffs is just hilarious
The new golden trio
@LunaLovegood317 it's called the silver trio btw there's the golden trio the bronze trio silver trio and emerald trio
I found this entirely too funny 😂
"If you were my baby I'd have left you on a doorstep. No offence potter I didn't want to leave you there"
“aw, thx professor, that’s really nice.”
Proceeds to roast Umbridge 😂
“You will loose EVERYTHING!”
“Says the man who lost his nose,”
“And his hair,”
“And his shoes!” LOL I’m rolling! 😂 🤣
Your impersonation of Dumbledore in the second clip is amazing. I'm dying of laughter
“You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy- Albus!” Gets me every time. Ironic Minerva didn’t let Albus say THAT word
What was albus gonna say if she didn't interrupt him tho?
Replace the m in maggot with an f
"Fred." "Gorge." "✨Harry!✨" That had me crying, its so adorable 🤣🤣
It's so random yet amazing
11:27 "MiNeRvA loOkInG gGoOoOoOdD ✨💅✨💅✨"
"Dolores, you scabby foot"
I can't even rn 🤣
"Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that joined our class today...if we ignore it it might go away" got me dead on the floor 😂😂 and professor staff play was hilarious too ^_^
Ngl, Umbridge actually got him back when she was like "oh you applied every year, but didn't get the job? I guess it's a good thing Potter's mom got you used to rejection."
🤣🤣🤣
@@dustingaethje1332 snape: UUAAAAUUGHHH!!
@@dustingaethje1332even tho it was coming from umbridge, that was a violation 💀
At least Potter's mother got you ready for consent rejection😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
@@remiii-pj7vmIkr, Toadface didn't have to do Sev like that.
I love how Dumbledore was like “ I’m tied between Luna and Draco. I know who I would rather be thrown around by their hair.” POOR DRACO 😂😂😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
Albus! Minerva McGonagall once said!
Honestly found Dumbledore's defence speech very convincing 😂
The Vulnerable 'oohh?' of uncertainty at 10:54 make me laugh harder than it should.
"Harry no-one likes a drama queen" said by the most dramatic version of dumbledore ever 😅
Lol the part where he’s like “ah nah, that’s just cuz we didn’t feed him.” KILLS ME 🤣
“It’s killed me, it’s killed me”
“ I know I’m a snack but not for u xx killed me 😂❤🎉
Dumbledore 2020
9:56 "C'MON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!" Just killed me-
And the fight scene when the twins go "Fred. George." then harry- "Harry!"
I really Love how Dumbledore is hyping Minerva up, like he cheers for her everytime😂😂💚 Love the friendship between them😂
I swear Dumbledore is the best character in this, he's hilarious-
Luna’s whole demeanor changed after she got punched,she went from:🌸🌺🌷🌹to so you have chosen death
"Beg all you want you haggard goblin, I'm just getting started!" Minerva is a queen and my role model
These never fail to put a smile on my face after a bad few days!
Lil Fil though 😭😭😭
LIL FIL WAS THE BEST
I am so sorry
So happy you found your smile 😃 again
jabba the hUT
"Soon centaurs will kidnap you and stamp on your piggy face and it will be better than the face you have now." This gets me every time 🤣🤣
Dude. These are so good that when I rewatched the movies recently, there were multiple instances where I was expecting one of your lines to be in the actual movie. For example, the “I just lost my cousin” 20:30
"Well at least Potter's mother got you ready for constant years of rejection." I'm dying!!!!
"'Lavender' is hard because I would say Lavender brown, but I haven't seen her today so I don't know if she's turned white already. We can't whitewash TWO Lavenders, we'll get canceled!"
I'm still dying of laughter. That comment took 30 minutes to write.
"I would say lavender brown but i havent seen her today i dont know if shes turned white already"
omg im deadd 💀💀😭😭😭
Same
Snape: *sighs exhaustedly bc of the pinkie 10 yr old in his class*
Also Snape: "please ignore the ✨DEFORMED ✨ 💅GARGOYLE💅that has joined our class today, if we ignore ✨IT✨ it might go away"
Iconic line
Filch loves Umbridge, Umbridge loves Fudge...
All we need now is for Fudge to have a crush on Filch to complete this love triangle of nope!
“I would do Lavender but I haven’t seen her today, I don’t know if she’s turned white already. We can’t whitewash TWO Lavenders, we’ll get cancelled”
When I tell you I cackled-
The way Harry just starts singing in the beginning is my favorite thing in the whole mini movie
22:54
harry: “theh theh theh theh”
voldy: “pspspspssps”
dumbledore: “HEYY! that’s not fair! i don’t speak parcelforce!!”
Did ya'll know that the actor that played Dudley was almost recast because he lost so much weight inbetween the movies? In hp and the order of the Phoenix, he wore a fat suit and face prosthetics (along with a set of fake teeth to cover his own) to keep the role.
That’s why I didn’t recognize him in The Queen’s Gambit! Lol
good for him..
@@magesalmanac6424 waaait he was in the queens gambit
@@born_to_be_bored2617 ya as one of Whachamacalit’s friends
Technically in the book he lost a bunch of weight from being on a diet book 4. So it fits that in book 5 he would be more fit.
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts ... but you cannot deny he's got style.…” STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK LMAOOO
Minerva: I am NOT going to braid your hair and tell you that you're pretty.
*Hazza Listening Behind the Door*
Hazza: what the-
19:08
That "oh, no" had me dying 🤣
I laughed so hard. "He's doing yoga AND he's possessed"
THERE'SNO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!!
4:57 I love the nicknames and how everyone goes with it and is like, “yeah this happens all the time we’re used to his craziness” 😂❤️
7:10 I did not know that Ternaway could be accurate when she is not telling a real prophecy
18:43
“I just want to warn you not to do something you’ll regret…
“What, like punching kids BAH!”
“Oh…”
“LEVICORPUS B!TCH!!!!”
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
I know right it had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Chanwills0 made the love story between Harry and Cedric so ICONIC 🤣🤣🤣
Literally, if it wasn’t for this parody, I would not be shipping them. But now I can’t help it unsee it. Just thinking about it makes me want to read some Hedric/Pottery Fan fiction. 🥹😅😂🤣🤣🤣
I love when Umbrige says: "Next time, I'll have you" And Minerva is like: "I'm quaking" It's so funny! 😂😂😂
2:20
“🐭” “✨💅PERFECT💅✨”
“ ITS SO NASTY ” this is my favorite line🤣
*I can’t get past Harry saying “Harry ✨”*
19:58 “Watch yourself, I’m feeling a little... MOODY!”
Okay, but why does that kill me 😂 love it!
I love how harry has to explain sarcasm to Dudley like he doesn’t know what it was anyway 😂❤
“Please ignore the deformed gargoyle that has uNfOrTuNaTelY joined our class. If we ignore it, it will HoPefUlLy go away…”
“Minerva, looking gooOOoOoOoD!”
“Lucky…”
“Who am I?.. And Lavender?…”
Snape is the funniest💖🥺⚡️
9:40 That had me gag! So funny
The funny part is I could actually picture Maggie Smith saying all of the McGonagall lines from these videos, especially all of her burns of Delores
The “dumbledaw” killed me 🤣
Snape: Headmaster your wished too.. Minerva looking ggoooood
Prof.mcgonagal: you guys are too much honestly
😂
" sorry, who's school? " just hits everytime 😂
" bamboleo~ " why the hell am i laughing-
“I am not going to braid your hair and call you pretty” (16:01)
This whole vid is amazing but THAT was so unexpected and amazing!!! 😂😂😂😂
21:50 “not everything’s about you this is me time” I’m rolling on the floor
6:03 also I love how u do Snape it sounds so real
The mcgonnegal impression is really refreshing
I didn’t stop laughing
I don't know how many times I've watched this, but I laugh every time Snape says Dumbledore is "like an ancient bearded baby".