Mcgonagall: “We NEVER use transfiguration as punishment” Also magonagall: “perhaps I should transfigure you and Mr potter into clocks so that way one of you might be on time!”
What's sadder is that Durmstrang no longer has a Headmaster since Kakoroff ran off and was later killed Viktor told Harry and the rest that the Durmstrang students were the ones operating the ship when they came here their Headmaster stayed in his cabin and left them to continuously maintain the magic needed to take the ship underwater for hours at a time
@@CaseyCampbell17 nah once Voldemort came back he left since it's known he tried to rat the rest of the death eaters out in court to save his skin, so he abandoned ship as they say
7:30 the shoulder squeeze of reassurance reminded me how annoyed i am that Harry named his children after Albus and Severus, then forgets the witch who would fight the dark lord for him if she could, who supported him, and was there for him in so many instances, and instead names his daughter after Luna. Luna? WHY LUNA??? Lily Molly would have been acceptable, Lily Minerva should be the correct name for his daughter. Lily Minny is the perfect nickname. I feel mad for Minerva.
I am 100 percent with you. Minerva is the most underrated in-universe character. Snape happened to be a double agent because he had an unhealthy obsession with Harry’s mom and Harry is all in on him, but McGonagall who has stood up for Harry for years, who would have raised him probably if Dumbledore allowed it, was shafted
@@cloudwatcher608 we don't get told much about Minerva's relationship to James and Lily, but we can assume it was good because she was willing to spend an entire day as a cat monitoring the dursleys, and as far as I can remember, not on the orders of Dumbledore, because her report on them being the worst sort doesn't change his mind. So I always assumed they were on good if not very good terms, and she was also willing to buy the broom for Harry, I see two contributing reasons for that, he is the son of James and Lily so she wants to treat him well, and Minerva is a raving quidditch fan who wants the Quidditch trophy in her office. So I always assumed that if Dumbledore said to Minerva to stop teaching to raise and protect Harry she wouldn't want to stop teaching but would want to help Harry. I'm currently on the hunt for a good fanfic of Minerva raising Harry.
@@somonenamedaashna agreed. It's odd choosing her as a name when it could have been any female who played a bigger role in his life. Molly. Minerva. Even Nymphadora Tonks. Instead we get Luna. And unless Luna and Harry became very close friends in the 19 years, they were never great friends.
I swear you cant catch a break having a seven year headache, doing like twelve jobs at hogwarts, not getting to curse umbridge and now technical difficulties you are a warrior madame
Between Myrtle in this (even though its a movie thing) and the love potions in Half-Blood Prince girls should have the same restrictions to the dormitories that boys do.
100% agree, there's a lot of predatory women in this series... Voldy's mom also went the love potion subjugation route, and while Rita Skeeter was ultimately just interested in exploiting Harry for dramatic articles, the scene with her in the closet with Harry felt really flirtatious and disturbing. I realize that having the commons rooms jinxed so girls can't enter the boys room wouldn't fix what the adults in this story did, you'd still think accountability and boundaries would be taught to the girls the same way it's taught to the boys.
That ending was bl**dy brilliant! I laughed so hard. 🌟 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also when you were talking about Dumbledore taking sides with Snape, all i could think about was how awkward Palentines Day will be next year.
27:45 You gotta admit, for such limited amount of screen time in this film, the actor who played Amos Diggory delivered one of the most heartbreaking moments in the franchise. My parents initially hated the hype of Harry Potter until I got them to watch a marathon with my sister and my cousin. There was not a dry eye in the room when this came up.
Fun fact, the band that performs at the Yule ball (the weird sisters) includes members of Pulp and Radiohead! The main singer is played by Jarvis Cocker of Pulp. Other members include: Steve Mackey of Pulp Johnny Greenwood and Phil Selway of Radiohead Jason Buckle of All seeing I Steven Claydon of Add n to x
As a British Asian I was so sad with the Patel twins outfits! I actually redesigned their outfits for my GCSE textiles coursework back in the day. The lenghas aren't that bad but I don't love them. I get that they didn't want to outshine Hermione and Fleur but still 😭
I mean Cho's dress was nice too, I think since Pavarti went with Harry, and he was a champion, that was more than a good enough reason to dress them up a bit more formal. But alas. Still, Ginny had the worst dress imo.
they're not that bad? flame only to anyone who made those decisions on the set, but as a south asian i'd only be seen at home in that. we go hard for parties, they did those girls so dirty. edit: culturally it's like they showed up in tshirt and jeans
To think that someone can be sued simply for doing an impression of someone. That's horrible. You are very funny and you're impression is spot on. Great work.
That wail that Jeff Rawle (Amos Diggory) lets out literary breaks my heart in two. It’s a nightmare-haunting sound, and I could award the man an Oscar just for that scene.
This was probably one of my favorites! I was in tears for most of it. And I COMPLETELY agree with the lurking Myrtle bit. Even going with her physical/mortal(?) age, it's just creepy.
One thing that never made sense to me is why, in the movies, they made Durmstrang and Beauxbatons single sex schools, when in the books, both were co-ed. It was just weird.
@@collectorofmyst2107 Except there were passages in the books refuting this depiction. Like one line describing several boys in Beauxbatons uniforms, and another describing both boy and girls in Durmstrang uniforms.
First, I love that dog. So pretty/handsome. Second, it's the anguished "That's my boooooy!" that always kills me with this movie. Loved this installment. Well done.
Also the actress who played Myrtle was actually like 33, fr. Also it was only in the book, but the golden trio, one of them Harry i think does think of accio-ing a scuba tank, but then thinks he wouldnt have enough time for one to make it to him and hed be able to learn how to use it in a space of an hour. Just FYI. I had the same thought tho when i first read the book. Im old so i read the books before the movies came out.
Well, the books did introduce him in book 3, and made him look humble and nice. He tried to help Harry during the quidditch match, and wanted to redo the game after catching the snitch after Harry was incapacitated by the dementors.
Your apology is accepted, as I only just finished rewatching these yesterday, so your timing is apt. And here is some love to help you along when times are tough. Keep on trucking and I am looking forward to your next round of Witch Watch, whenever the witch watches witches watching. Stay awesome!
"Imagine if it wasnt harry. Imagine if that was Fleur.... Alloo" i shrieked and choked. And then to end it with the ukele apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i wish there were 9 harry potter movies because at this stage it hurts we are already half way through the witch watches series
BTW Hermione and Harry actually thought about a scuba tank but Hermione thought he could get disqualified for breaking the the Statue of Secrecy! 🙂(Also that was in the books not movies)
Can't wait for the next vid, Chanel! I know your McGonagall's roasts of Umbridge were comedy gold in your Potter parody vids, so I'm looking forward to seeing your OotP watch vid.
My headcanon is that you’re actually McGonagall from the books, judging how you were portrayed by the filmmakers in the ‘documentary’ about harry potter
4:49 do you want to fight 😭😭😭😭😭
IM DEAD SOZ BRIDGET 😂💀
😂😂😂
@@Chanwills0HAHAHAHAH😂❤
for what??
@@ryderrezentes1286her name is Bridget 😂 the person who commented
I clicked faster than Draco could say my father will hear about this
SAME
Same lol
Same lol
So truuuuuue
Omg so true thank u Chanel love u
Can’t wait for the Order of the Phoenix reaction, which is gonna be 80% footage of McGonagall angrily calling Childline to report Umbridge
That will be great, it’ll be comedy gold.
Lol
Frrrr
Mr. Potter, have a biscuit. *Calls childline as Harry is having a biscuit*
Yeah lol
"I'm as fertile as they come" ma'am it is 12:35 am, I have a flight in the morning, yet you have destroyed my will to sleep in less than a minute.
Harry: Me too mate
Mcgonagall: “We NEVER use transfiguration as punishment”
Also magonagall: “perhaps I should transfigure you and Mr potter into clocks so that way one of you might be on time!”
Yes, as she said threatening transfiguration is fine, just can’t go through with it lol
"Perhaps a map?"
Saying it sarcastically is one thing, actually doing is another.
“ARE they a pocket watch?” -Channswill
She's the teacher she's allowed to
when his name was called, i wish Harry just walked out the hall like “oh hell nah i’m going to bed, traumatise another teenager for once”
Would of been cool if he did that
@@nathanhunt9264 Would've* and yeah I agree lol
Would have made the movie a lot shorter tho just “fuck this shit I’m out” and roll credits
@@Lucario0007 yasss slayyyy😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
"You can't trust sombody who's named after confectionary" 🤣🤣That's one of my favorite lines I've ever heard just behind "bibbity bobbity backhand"
IKR Bibbity Bobbity Backhand was gold
“Hello ladies and jellyspoons” I am so thankful for being recognized as a jellyspoon. Thank you temu McGonagall or should I say Miss Minerva.
What do you mean temu McGonagall? She is real.
@@defonotmars she legit said temu McGonagall herself.. she called herself it. Cuz she don’t wanna get sued.
@@TotalDramaGurlie ik it was a joke
@@defonotmars sorry I didn’t realise that.
@@TotalDramaGurlie its ok!
"don't put him in a cupboard, he's gonna have PTSD"
that killed me same with her reaction just after rita says he must feel right at home 😭💀‼️
"She may be a cat, but really she's the goat"
I may never find a more accurate description of McGonagall 😂😂😂
we love Temu McGonagall bringing light to small indie films like Harry potter. Used to be my favorite film when I was 89.
*Small* indie films 💀
@@Twonkle-Bonkle that's the joke XD
@@Twonkle-Bonklethat’s literally the joke oml
It’s Temugonnacal
Same
"He glided down, that's the only cool thing he ever done" ✨
That line was gold!🤣🤣
"Send him to AA. Sybil can go too." LOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Winky the house elf too.
@@jamie7398true
@@jamie7398 Yep, her too. All three of them can carpool to AA.
They're all insane
@@peggyknecht5551 they might need a driver
What's sadder is that Durmstrang no longer has a Headmaster since Kakoroff ran off and was later killed
Viktor told Harry and the rest that the Durmstrang students were the ones operating the ship when they came here their Headmaster stayed in his cabin and left them to continuously maintain the magic needed to take the ship underwater for hours at a time
What the heck's up with that though? Like while he was still there to be headmaster I mean.
@@CaseyCampbell17 nah once Voldemort came back he left since it's known he tried to rat the rest of the death eaters out in court to save his skin, so he abandoned ship as they say
@@angelicafigueroa0221great pun given the original comment 😊
7:30 the shoulder squeeze of reassurance reminded me how annoyed i am that Harry named his children after Albus and Severus, then forgets the witch who would fight the dark lord for him if she could, who supported him, and was there for him in so many instances, and instead names his daughter after Luna. Luna? WHY LUNA??? Lily Molly would have been acceptable, Lily Minerva should be the correct name for his daughter. Lily Minny is the perfect nickname. I feel mad for Minerva.
I am 100 percent with you. Minerva is the most underrated in-universe character. Snape happened to be a double agent because he had an unhealthy obsession with Harry’s mom and Harry is all in on him, but McGonagall who has stood up for Harry for years, who would have raised him probably if Dumbledore allowed it, was shafted
@@cloudwatcher608 we don't get told much about Minerva's relationship to James and Lily, but we can assume it was good because she was willing to spend an entire day as a cat monitoring the dursleys, and as far as I can remember, not on the orders of Dumbledore, because her report on them being the worst sort doesn't change his mind. So I always assumed they were on good if not very good terms, and she was also willing to buy the broom for Harry, I see two contributing reasons for that, he is the son of James and Lily so she wants to treat him well, and Minerva is a raving quidditch fan who wants the Quidditch trophy in her office.
So I always assumed that if Dumbledore said to Minerva to stop teaching to raise and protect Harry she wouldn't want to stop teaching but would want to help Harry. I'm currently on the hunt for a good fanfic of Minerva raising Harry.
i do believe luna was a female version of lupin, but it was still a weird decision considering there was a character that was named luna
@@somonenamedaashna agreed. It's odd choosing her as a name when it could have been any female who played a bigger role in his life.
Molly. Minerva. Even Nymphadora Tonks.
Instead we get Luna.
And unless Luna and Harry became very close friends in the 19 years, they were never great friends.
should’ve been Lily Minnie-Luna Potter a double barrelled one
I swear you cant catch a break having a seven year headache, doing like twelve jobs at hogwarts, not getting to curse umbridge and now technical difficulties you are a warrior madame
TemuGonagall ✅
From wish ✅
A freestyle dance teacher ✅
Sounds about right…😊
Edit: OH MY- 90 LIKES. Thanks so much!
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@@Oohgabooga-b4v oh yeah the edit was a while ago.
Between Myrtle in this (even though its a movie thing) and the love potions in Half-Blood Prince girls should have the same restrictions to the dormitories that boys do.
They should in general
since the girls stairs turn to slides when a boy tries to go up there it should be the same for boys
100% agree, there's a lot of predatory women in this series... Voldy's mom also went the love potion subjugation route, and while Rita Skeeter was ultimately just interested in exploiting Harry for dramatic articles, the scene with her in the closet with Harry felt really flirtatious and disturbing.
I realize that having the commons rooms jinxed so girls can't enter the boys room wouldn't fix what the adults in this story did, you'd still think accountability and boundaries would be taught to the girls the same way it's taught to the boys.
@@sross9501 couldn't have said it better myself!!!!
“This was my Golden Trio and I never felt so alone”
Oh my Merlin, Harry is the next McGonagall 😮
Movie: (CHAOS, MAGIC, DRAGONS, *TEEN ANGST!*)
TumuGonagall: (casually dipping a biscuit in her coffee)
😂
"Which ironically is very British of them."
I CLICKED AS FAST AS BELLA RUNS WHEN VOLDY CALLS HER-
That is so accurate 😭
You said Bella, and I got confused, like why would Bella from Twilight run when Voldemort calls her? Then I realized, I got the wrong Bella.
SAME @@foxfireangels3960
No, no. Keep going. I want to hear the rest of this fanfic.
@@foxfireangels3960Thought I was the only one
That ending was bl**dy brilliant! I laughed so hard. 🌟
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also when you were talking about Dumbledore taking sides with Snape, all i could think about was how awkward Palentines Day will be next year.
5:51 "Sybil can go too" is such a deep cut it even took ME a second 🤣
"At least he didn't have to come back and meet umbridge" he was a seventh year. He wasn't going to anyway.
He’s an early birthday, he was in 6th year in GOF. It refs him being 5th year in POA
@@Chanwills0 ah, gotcha. Definitely dodged a bullet then. I can imagine Harry begging him to lead the DA so he didn't have to
"Nobody has called the Vatican!" -- I'm gonna die laughing at this one.
27:45 You gotta admit, for such limited amount of screen time in this film, the actor who played Amos Diggory delivered one of the most heartbreaking moments in the franchise. My parents initially hated the hype of Harry Potter until I got them to watch a marathon with my sister and my cousin. There was not a dry eye in the room when this came up.
15:12 for this entire scene I had tears of laughter rolling down my face. your comedy is somehow always exactly on point, thank you!
Oh I love these “witch watches!!!” This is going to be good!!! ✨🌸
After hearing Myrtal in this I am amazed how close the potter parodies are voice wise.
You have amazing range as a VA!
Fun fact, the band that performs at the Yule ball (the weird sisters) includes members of Pulp and Radiohead!
The main singer is played by Jarvis Cocker of Pulp.
Other members include:
Steve Mackey of Pulp
Johnny Greenwood and Phil Selway of Radiohead
Jason Buckle of All seeing I
Steven Claydon of Add n to x
It would be fun if they could get real Twisted Sisters on there.
As a British Asian I was so sad with the Patel twins outfits! I actually redesigned their outfits for my GCSE textiles coursework back in the day.
The lenghas aren't that bad but I don't love them. I get that they didn't want to outshine Hermione and Fleur but still 😭
I mean Cho's dress was nice too, I think since Pavarti went with Harry, and he was a champion, that was more than a good enough reason to dress them up a bit more formal. But alas.
Still, Ginny had the worst dress imo.
they're not that bad? flame only to anyone who made those decisions on the set, but as a south asian i'd only be seen at home in that. we go hard for parties, they did those girls so dirty.
edit: culturally it's like they showed up in tshirt and jeans
@@nj.7325 I would never wear that. Even for a minute.
@@nj.7325 yeah it's definitely casual clothes, I mean the lehenga weren't that bad in terms of fit.
That's such a cool GCSE project for textiles!! What sort of designs did you go for?
“We do not condone animal cruelty at Hogwarts. That dragon was absolutely fine… Promise.”
The Hungarian Horntail: 💀
I was not prepared for the first thing I hear in this video to be “I’m as fertile as they come”
I've never understood why Hermione looked at the camera when she said "it's not going to wooooork"
She thinks she’s in the office 😂
The queen has returned ❤ FINALLY, NOW AM WAITING FOR THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (especially roasting Umbridge)
To think that someone can be sued simply for doing an impression of someone. That's horrible. You are very funny and you're impression is spot on. Great work.
That wail that Jeff Rawle (Amos Diggory) lets out literary breaks my heart in two. It’s a nightmare-haunting sound, and I could award the man an Oscar just for that scene.
This was probably one of my favorites! I was in tears for most of it.
And I COMPLETELY agree with the lurking Myrtle bit. Even going with her physical/mortal(?) age, it's just creepy.
One thing that never made sense to me is why, in the movies, they made Durmstrang and Beauxbatons single sex schools, when in the books, both were co-ed. It was just weird.
To be fair, you gotta remember that Durmstrang and Beauxbatons are only bringing along students that THEY want to see in the tournament.
@@collectorofmyst2107
Except there were passages in the books refuting this depiction. Like one line describing several boys in Beauxbatons uniforms, and another describing both boy and girls in Durmstrang uniforms.
Temu-Mcgonagall describing Harry Potter as "Wizard Jesus" is everything😂
2:12 Icon
2:25 questionable
2:34 slay
3:26 spitting facts
4:48 talking sh*t about Maxine
5:00 more slaying
6:20 same
6:32 spitting bars
6:55 spitting bars part 2
7:13 making excuses for Dumbledore
7:29 mother
Maxime*
I love these “witch watches!!!” I can’t wait, I can already tell that this will be so good!! ✨🌸
Fun fact the actor who played Moody is the father of the actor who played Bill Weisley
14:16 your laugh and then the bloop noise from Harry’s water is amazing! 😂
First, I love that dog. So pretty/handsome. Second, it's the anguished "That's my boooooy!" that always kills me with this movie. Loved this installment. Well done.
"Horizontally Challenged Boat" Agreed
Edit: Best Witch Watches
I clicked faster than when Peter Pettigrew can say “Sqeauk squeak I'm a rat”
THE CUTOFF WITH THE UKULELE ACTUALLY GOT ME
The moment you said apology it came to my mind and yet I still wasn't ready.
22:54 The WAP remix, I'm done. I can't stop laughing. I haven't even even finished the whole thing because I keep re-watching the samething. 😂😂😂
Ron in the background as Hermione convinces Harry to go up be like... *scratches head, looking mad*. Bru, Im dying... 🤣
8:00 "HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE🤬" Dumbledore said camly whilst politly choking him😊
I love your videos makes me smile when I’m in my dark feels plus my kid nephews and nieces say you’re their favorite UA-cam channel
Mom get up! McGonagall posted!
MUMMMMMMMMMMM GET UP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I DONT GIVE A F*CK YOUR HUSBAND JUST DIVORCED YOU GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Also the actress who played Myrtle was actually like 33, fr. Also it was only in the book, but the golden trio, one of them Harry i think does think of accio-ing a scuba tank, but then thinks he wouldnt have enough time for one to make it to him and hed be able to learn how to use it in a space of an hour. Just FYI. I had the same thought tho when i first read the book. Im old so i read the books before the movies came out.
Her singing is absolutely ✨ GORGEOUS ✨💅🏻
SHES BACKKKK
Edit: that Hermione was spot on 😂
Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: that last frame, i see you hiding a grin💀
Yes! A new McGonagall reacts! These are always on point❤💛
A compact boat for easier travels? Perhaps it unfolds when it's under water or something?
Ron being jealous of Hermione because he liked Krum made more sense actually hahhahahaa
It is my head canon and I'm sticking to it.
So glad to see "Witch Watches", where I can enjoy this witch watch!
I clicked faster than McGonagall could say "This is Witch Watches but Which Witch will Watch"
22:55 SHE LET HER INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS OUT xd.
✨Professor WAPgonagall✨.
I always felt that they should have introduced Cedric earlier in the series so his death was an even bigger blow.
Well, the books did introduce him in book 3, and made him look humble and nice. He tried to help Harry during the quidditch match, and wanted to redo the game after catching the snitch after Harry was incapacitated by the dementors.
"HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?!" Dumbledore asked CALMLY.
The onion bagel comment killed me with laughter X3
In the space of ten minutes,I've paused this twice because I can't pay attention while laughing and it now genuinely hurts when I laugh
HELP FR
temu McGonagall and movie McGonagall are total badass, Lady bosses
YES WITCH WATCHES IS BACKKKKK!❤ and can we talk about how SHE COMES UP WITH THE FUNNIEST KIND OF COMBACKS😂😂
I'm so glad you back doing these. You make me laugh. I love your videos. Please never stop
These vids bring me so much happiness *Ced’s dad crying in the background*
So glad I finally have enough time to sit down and watch this. I’ve been looking forward to this for ages!
Your apology is accepted, as I only just finished rewatching these yesterday, so your timing is apt. And here is some love to help you along when times are tough.
Keep on trucking and I am looking forward to your next round of Witch Watch, whenever the witch watches witches watching. Stay awesome!
"Imagine if it wasnt harry. Imagine if that was Fleur.... Alloo" i shrieked and choked. And then to end it with the ukele apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i wish there were 9 harry potter movies because at this stage it hurts we are already half way through the witch watches series
Oh god I can't wait for the next one, all the Umbridge slander is going to feed me for the year
OMG, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER XX!!!!!!!!
McGonagall ❌️
MomGonagall ✅️
BTW Hermione and Harry actually thought about a scuba tank but Hermione thought he could get disqualified for breaking the the Statue of Secrecy! 🙂(Also that was in the books not movies)
"OmG iTs DoBbY oN a LaMa" 😂😂 got me kissing the floorrr😢
She’s at it again the queen
Petition for Order of the Phoenix witch watches🔥🔥
👇
Whan she said OK Edward Cullen i mediately thout Cedric where😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11:39
I am The Batman
We need witch watches with the order of the phoenix
Edit: Albus and Severus were truly the meaning of duo in a trio especially after they died
13:50 I love how no one realised tge biscuit she was dipping in her tea literally changed😂
I noticed it too and I made a joke of she used transfiguration magic on the biscuit
WHAT IS THAT WHOLE INTRO THING IM SOBBING
Honestly why does anybody think the Ministy has competent people 😭
THE QUEEN POSTED.
“Hello!”
“ you know what would make this scarier? Şqųĩřręļš”
Can't wait for the next vid, Chanel! I know your McGonagall's roasts of Umbridge were comedy gold in your Potter parody vids, so I'm looking forward to seeing your OotP watch vid.
I love Chanwills as much as I love Dame Maggie. I am a 60 year old woman.
The Goblet of Fire is my favorite book and movie. I just watched it the other night so I’m so excited to see this you crack me up. 😂
8:49 " Dumbledore looks so upset..." 😂
I love that you're eating ginger biscuits in this :)
I was waiting for this video for ages, these videos make me laugh so hard.
that apology song was absolutely stunning
My headcanon is that you’re actually McGonagall from the books, judging how you were portrayed by the filmmakers in the ‘documentary’ about harry potter
I love how she was so sad about cedric's death and then not ten seconds later called him a sack of potatos 😂
McGonagall and Snape being "those hormone monsters are running our floors"
Omg i never realised that you were ace! I'm ace as well, and it's so amazing to have such an icon in the ace community!
“i am mcgonnagal from temu”
“apart from i won’t steal your credit card information and do fraud with it”
I CANT 😂
Wake up! Witch Watches is finally back!