Friends on the Other Side

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  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 11 місяців тому +2071

    “For every kid that dreams up the lightbulb, another dreams up… The Atom Bomb.”

    • @thelizard556
      @thelizard556 10 місяців тому +129

      Sad that Nuclear technology is really only recognized by its war applications because of its immense power, when it was first thought up as a way to generate massive amounts of energy for us.
      That's why the first real large scale test/application of Nuclear technology was a reactor/generator which was created before the A-Bomb.
      That reactor/generator is also one of the reasons many physicists later said the A-Bomb as feasible as a weapon in WW2 during the Manhattan project, since we were finally able to prove that inducing fission is possible and can be controlled.

    • @StarrySkyyyy
      @StarrySkyyyy 10 місяців тому +177

      can't believe this quote is from frickin sharkboy and lavagirl

    • @gabrielcalda7033
      @gabrielcalda7033 10 місяців тому +83

      ​@@StarrySkyyyythe director puts these thought-provoking quotes in almost all his movies

    • @StarrySkyyyy
      @StarrySkyyyy 10 місяців тому +71

      @@gabrielcalda7033 aside from the "god fears his creations" one what other examples are there?

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 10 місяців тому +101

      @StarrySkyyyy
      “Fear exists in the one place you can never escape it: your mind.”

  • @whybndsu
    @whybndsu 11 місяців тому +12020

    Texas instruments. Precision calculators and Precision guidance systems. Because nothing is worse than being a few decimals off

    • @yongli8276
      @yongli8276 11 місяців тому +443

      Everyone can have a piece of this tech! Calculators or shrapnel!

    • @PETE243
      @PETE243 11 місяців тому +147

      And my dumb math book made by them

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 11 місяців тому +112

      _its gotta be big in texas_

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 11 місяців тому +102

      A few decimals can determine between preventing WW3 or starting one nowadays.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 11 місяців тому +9

      Ha! XD

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 10 місяців тому +7011

    "We made a gun so powerful an entire aircraft had to be designed around it"
    "Damn, what other products do you make?"
    "...Washing machines"

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 10 місяців тому +558

      Just another rotary device that cleans

    • @BetoPerez999
      @BetoPerez999 10 місяців тому +367

      one spins to make something clean, one spins to make something disappear, it's not that complicated.

    • @siIIyIittIegoober
      @siIIyIittIegoober 10 місяців тому +218

      ​@@BetoPerez999 "so you vaporize people?"
      "i don't vaporize people, i :neutralize: targets"

    • @Lockmahn
      @Lockmahn 10 місяців тому +89

      @@BetoPerez999 I knew a russianbadger reference was going to come from this, and I was not disappointed.

    • @I_KnowWhatYouAre
      @I_KnowWhatYouAre 10 місяців тому +13

      General Electric

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 11 місяців тому +5783

    Me: I need a desk fan
    Honeywell: We got you, fam. Anything else?
    Me: Do you know where I can find a guidance system for my nuclear ICBM?
    Honeywell: Well as luck would have it...

    • @averagejoe8358
      @averagejoe8358 11 місяців тому +381

      "Your basket consists of cluster munitions. Would you like to check out now, or continue shopping?"

    • @peanutbutter348
      @peanutbutter348 9 місяців тому +124

      Me: i need a washing machine
      general electric: we got you covered
      Me: do you know where i can find a GAU-8 avenger?
      GE: perhaps.

    • @Fortunateson69
      @Fortunateson69 7 місяців тому +75

      Me: “Boy I’d love to jar some fruits for the winter”
      Ball: “No problem whatsoever.”
      Me: “And I’d really like a service bus for my classified geostationary surveillance payload”
      Ball: “You’re never going to believe this…”

    • @THE_DOCTOR82
      @THE_DOCTOR82 7 місяців тому +33

      Me:I need a flight to France
      Boeing:we got you covered
      Me: I also need high air support
      Boeing: hey guess what

    • @kali_chai
      @kali_chai 5 місяців тому +36

      Me: Can I get a nice car?
      Chrysler: Sure. Anything else?
      Me: I'm also looking for a main battle tank.
      Chrysler: Well, kid, you came to the right place!

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 11 місяців тому +2730

    My radar operator Buddy: Man after this contract I'm done. I'm getting out and becoming a civil engineer. I hate the military.
    My radar operator Buddy after seeing the salary a Raytheon recruiter was offering: You know...maybe I can do a little career change...

    • @west3979
      @west3979 11 місяців тому +224

      A tale as old as time. Many will say the military is a bad choice, but it's a foot in the door if you know what you're doing

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 10 місяців тому +43

      @@west3979 the devils door

    • @Spark_Chaser
      @Spark_Chaser 10 місяців тому +62

      I knew a lot of aircraft mechanics who went to work for the companies that built the airframes I worked on. They had plenty of hands on experience, may as well put it to good use.

    • @west3979
      @west3979 10 місяців тому +22

      @@fosphor8920 Sure. We could be doing worse, though. A lot worse.

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 10 місяців тому +10

      @@west3979 Worse than the devil? Please explain.

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 11 місяців тому +2955

    Graduates with an engineering degree:
    USA Gov: "SHAKE MY HAND"

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 10 місяців тому +218

      “Come on boys, won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?”

    • @tomasruffa5488
      @tomasruffa5488 10 місяців тому +98

      “Yeeessss”

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 10 місяців тому +92

      “Are you ready?!”

    • @commanderboom2626
      @commanderboom2626 10 місяців тому +87

      (Are you ready!?)

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 10 місяців тому +78

      “Are you ready?!”

  • @Valmanic_
    @Valmanic_ 11 місяців тому +7273

    I’m not a war advocate,
    *but 20 billion dollars is 20 billion dollars*

    • @oliveranghaolongnyps6087
      @oliveranghaolongnyps6087 11 місяців тому +85

      Yes indeed

    • @oshomonaosikhena6525
      @oshomonaosikhena6525 11 місяців тому +43

      Fr fr

    • @ethancrowe280
      @ethancrowe280 11 місяців тому +132

      ah yes, a price on human suffering is worth every penny, especially from the taxpayer

    • @MH-OKW
      @MH-OKW 11 місяців тому

      In a nutshell ​@@ethancrowe280

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 11 місяців тому +162

      ​@@ethancrowe280politics and corporations uwu

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 11 місяців тому +848

    The Military-Industrial Complex is a hell of a drug.

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 9 місяців тому +24

      And the horseman loves it

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 2 місяці тому +1

      The best way to fix it is to make it available for the citizen population of the U.S.
      Really. Only the richest would be able to buy the most expensive weapons as private citizens anyway, and it would force positive competition between arms makers as regular citizens begin to set market trends and make an experienced population that is capable of identifying B.S. at a glance. No private back-and-forth between Langley's out of touch upper crust and corporations.

    • @Ma_Zhongying
      @Ma_Zhongying Місяць тому +6

      @@patrickfrost9405Me when I reinvent feudalism:

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Місяць тому

      ​@@Ma_ZhongyingGood.

    • @aaronzaloum7986
      @aaronzaloum7986 Місяць тому +1

      The Medical-Industrial Complex makes that drug.

  • @hitthatrwnoflare9645
    @hitthatrwnoflare9645 11 місяців тому +2245

    I love that the same company that makes my graphing calculator also makes guided bombs and anti tank missiles

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 11 місяців тому +102

      @Unironically_AmericanQUADRATIC EQUATIONS GO BRRRRR

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 11 місяців тому +75

      Just like that rocket man said, He always aimed for the stars but he sometimes hit London.

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 11 місяців тому +25

      Don’t forget that the same company that makes washers and dryers also makes enemy’s turn into red mist thanks to the gau 8

    • @machirim2805
      @machirim2805 10 місяців тому +24

      The company that makes your fridge and washing machine also makes aircraft and ship engines (GE)
      The company that makes your dehumidifier and thermostats makes avionics and guidance systems (Honeywell)

    • @khakers2.099
      @khakers2.099 10 місяців тому

      @@machirim2805 GE appliances is now owned by Haier and just uses the GE branding

  • @Lichcrafter
    @Lichcrafter 11 місяців тому +5090

    Never ask a man his salary
    A woman her age
    Or Volkswagen what it was doing from 1937-1945

    • @henry_rearden
      @henry_rearden 10 місяців тому +283

      MAN, Daimler-Benz, BMW and Porsche would also avoid such a question

    • @ljubomirculibrk4097
      @ljubomirculibrk4097 10 місяців тому +46

      ​@@henry_reardenand Merck

    • @panzerjagertigerporsche
      @panzerjagertigerporsche 10 місяців тому

      ​@@ljubomirculibrk4097FIAT, Ansaldo, Mitsubishi, [insert other vehicle names that existed in Japan and Italy during that time and still exist now]

    • @xX_Pokeman_Xx
      @xX_Pokeman_Xx 10 місяців тому +134

      (According to someone down below with seemingly better sources, this isn't true, so take this with a grain of salt at best.)
      Honestly, Volkswagen is rather clean during WW2. This kind of makes sense, considering it was the Reich's pet project to have cheap and affordable cars for all. They didn't really want to taint that, or interrupt Volkswagen's production lines with tank production.
      They did make *some* military vehicles, but outside of the kubelwagen and schwimmwagen(both of which are basically just their version of a Willy's jeep,) it was mostly just light modifications of their existing civilian beetle, like fitting a two way radio to make it a command car.

    • @Railman1225
      @Railman1225 10 місяців тому +31

      Eh, Porsche would be more fitting

  • @shakenmate
    @shakenmate 11 місяців тому +5658

    hell yea! not enough people know how many "household names" are in the defense industry!

    • @tunguska2370
      @tunguska2370 11 місяців тому +33

      Household name? Who

    • @nugget4296
      @nugget4296 11 місяців тому +393

      Dont ask what bmw, mercades, mitsubishi, and nissan where doing in the 40's

    • @AzzoAzzoAzzo
      @AzzoAzzoAzzo 11 місяців тому +175

      ​@@nugget4296you'd be a fool for not grabbing onto the opportunity 😂

    • @bonked4685
      @bonked4685 11 місяців тому

      ​@@tunguska2370Honeywell and general electric make home appliances

    • @firestardizzy
      @firestardizzy 11 місяців тому +50

      General electric xD

  • @ronansmith9148
    @ronansmith9148 10 місяців тому +556

    What's also hilarious is when a company normally associated with the military makes a civilian product. Like Northrup Grumman, the company that has supplied the US Navy with a majority of it's carrier aviation since the first carriers, and who built the B-2 stealth bomber, also made the LLV; the long life vehicle, used by the US postal service.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 10 місяців тому +12

      A fellow fat electrician fan?

    • @ronansmith9148
      @ronansmith9148 10 місяців тому +20

      @@parzavaal5335 well yes, but he had not made that video yet. He only uploaded it yesterday.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 10 місяців тому +11

      @@ronansmith9148 damn ok u just smart rad

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 9 місяців тому +2

      From a simple radio to advanced E-warfare

    • @adamn8156
      @adamn8156 9 місяців тому

      They made them in the same factory, if I remember correctly.

  • @theduke9292
    @theduke9292 3 місяці тому +62

    “What does your company make?”
    “Oh you know…fans…calculators…intercontinental ballistic missiles.”

  • @literallyanf15eagle
    @literallyanf15eagle 11 місяців тому +1775

    The iRobot conspiracy theory bird joke is comedic gold

    • @Helios8170
      @Helios8170 11 місяців тому +66

      The _what_

    • @E500Match
      @E500Match 11 місяців тому +107

      Probably have something to do with the fact that birds aren't real

    • @Ice_elite
      @Ice_elite 11 місяців тому +12

      Apple makes birds?

    • @thedeserthawk2093
      @thedeserthawk2093 10 місяців тому +41

      @@Helios8170 Birds aren't real.

    • @c0rvus996
      @c0rvus996 10 місяців тому +17

      "joke"

  • @operatorcaster1030
    @operatorcaster1030 11 місяців тому +372

    "If we could build calculators, we can build ATGMS. We are Texas Instruments "

    • @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
      @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 8 місяців тому +3

      And it's time for a texas orchestra.

    • @everynametaken
      @everynametaken 7 місяців тому +4

      They got screwed out of the PC business and now get to make it everybody's problem.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 7 місяців тому +1

      Everything is bigger in Texas, and ATGMS are just bigger calculators.

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 7 місяців тому +1

      "Precision is important"
      -TI

  • @coopersmith9828
    @coopersmith9828 10 місяців тому +266

    "I can stop making weapons systems whenever I feel like it."
    "You're making one right now."
    "No, I'm not."
    *looks down*
    "OH MY GOD! I AM!"

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity 7 місяців тому +21

    I don’t care what anyone says, i absolutely love defence contractors.

  • @thelad7525
    @thelad7525 9 місяців тому +154

    Texas Instruments: *name indicates they make music*
    Also Texas Instruments: *makes literally everything BUT instruments*

    • @THINDERPICKLE
      @THINDERPICKLE 8 місяців тому +27

      Instruments of war

    • @blam320
      @blam320 3 місяці тому +15

      Not all instruments are musical instruments.

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 Місяць тому +1

      Well, they chips are occasionally used in audio and electronic instruments...

  • @alexsalbar8567
    @alexsalbar8567 11 місяців тому +257

    Might be one of the hardest and funniest edits of all time

  • @lockheedmartin-h5i
    @lockheedmartin-h5i 6 місяців тому +261

    POV: Lockheed martin finds a 22 year old engineering grad.

  • @Markuzilla82
    @Markuzilla82 9 місяців тому +40

    I have now just learned my electric fan's predecessor is a f**king cruise missile.

  • @malloc7108
    @malloc7108 11 місяців тому +179

    Look, if this is shitposting these days, i have to just quit. I can't match a shadow of this.

    • @MatrixWolf27
      @MatrixWolf27 11 місяців тому +30

      Lmao, don't, you're part of the global community... But if you feel you can't cut it, remember you have friends on the other side... 😂

    • @HopeisAnger
      @HopeisAnger 2 місяці тому

      Some commie asshole once said, "Quantity has a quality all its own." And he got that one right.

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy 11 місяців тому +1329

    Fun fact: Fairchild Republic made the A-10 Thunderbolt II but General Electric made the Gau-8 rotary cannon that is featured on the A-10. They went from making something spin to make things clean to *making something spin to make something disappear*

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 11 місяців тому +154

      And one of the guys who designed its laser guidance system was apparently also not only an artist for Warner Bros, but also one of the earliest creators of furry porn.
      Dude's name was Doug Winger.

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev 11 місяців тому +102

      @@twotailedavenger Why is the whole IT industry carried by furries?!
      I’m going into IT myself, so… Wish me luck please.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 11 місяців тому +52

      ​@@Mayflower-Yevfurries are a loud/visible group in that industry but I wouldn't say they are a majority of people in that industry.
      Think most people in that field are normies

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Warsie It was meant as a semi-overstatement/joke. Just blowing the situation out of proportions.

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 11 місяців тому +32

      @@Mayflower-Yev”YOU’RE CHANGIN’ YOU’RE CHANGIN’ YOU’RE CHAAANGIN ALRIGHT, I HOPE YOU’RE SAAAATISFIIIIED”

  • @ericreinhart9795
    @ericreinhart9795 11 місяців тому +661

    Absolutely master choice of song and editing. I never imagined that this song go so well with military edit.

  • @Web_2567
    @Web_2567 10 місяців тому +32

    “One day we will have peace. One day we will no longer need wars or strife. And until that day we will be here.”

  • @Riley-ub2tf
    @Riley-ub2tf 2 місяці тому +10

    “One makes on spin the clean something, the other spins to turn people into red mist.”
    -TheRussianBadger

  • @raininginside
    @raininginside 11 місяців тому +77

    Wow, that's brilliant. Glad Princess and the frog is still remembered.

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman 10 місяців тому +9

      I only remember two things about it: Keith David’s sultry voice, and Mama Odie

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 3 місяці тому +3

      @@509GmanNobody forgets Keith david😂

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 Місяць тому

      The only thing I remember about it, and arguably the only thing worth remembering about it, is this song.

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 10 місяців тому +75

    19 year old pfc: "I can't wait for this deployment!"
    3M: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole *quality of life and VA compensation* "

  • @SchrödingerKousae
    @SchrödingerKousae 8 місяців тому +27

    I always found it kinda amazing how many normal brands you can encounter in a single day that also work or have worked on massive military projects. It's pretty fascinating.

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 5 місяців тому +29

    I love working for a company that sells custom tools.
    “Where are these ones going”
    “Oh, these ones are going to a local company that makes large Art Displays for buildings.”
    “What about these ones?”
    “Lockheed”
    “Oh”

  • @kylecooper4812
    @kylecooper4812 11 місяців тому +254

    1:00 I love how on the frame that the bald eagle is up, you chose to have the iRobot brand name up😂 government drones

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator 2 місяці тому +9

    Ah Honeywell.
    Developers of products such as air quality sensors, smart home plugins...and the vehicle-mounted Mk 18 Grenade Machine Gun.

  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 10 місяців тому +17

    “Who do they follow? The man who pays them.” - Peytr Baelish

  • @rustybeskar4664
    @rustybeskar4664 8 місяців тому +21

    Remember, General Electrics created the GAU-8 Avenger for the A-10 Warthog. It didn't make the plane, it just made the gun.

    • @alexernst9448
      @alexernst9448 8 місяців тому +1

      "One spins to wash things, the other spins to make things die. It's really not that complicated."
      -RussianBadger on the dichotomy of GE making both washing machines and rotary cannons.

  • @qoppl
    @qoppl 11 місяців тому +128

    I mean car companies created tanks for a certain man with a box mustache so it wouldnt be much of a suprise

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 10 місяців тому +19

      They also build tanks for a chain-smoking geriatric on a wheelchair who is president for 12 years...

    • @giovanni9136
      @giovanni9136 3 місяці тому

      Never ask Fiat, Renault, Porsche, Mitsubishi what they were doing from 1914 to 1945...
      Cause if you can build a truck/tractor engine you can build ANYTHING around it...

  • @periodicdragonflare5572
    @periodicdragonflare5572 3 місяці тому +22

    I was taking a vacation in Baguio Philippines and suddenly there it was “TEXAS INSTRUMENTS” right beside the Military base. I know damn well they aren’t making calculators there.

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 11 місяців тому +100

    Wow, you Index, you just presented us with a masterpiece of editing .
    I hope you keep it up and continue to enjoy your work as much as we do .

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 3 місяці тому +21

    Let's be real: all the fancy tech we enjoy in our day-to-day lives?
    All of it is built off of decades of DoD R&D and contracts and hundreds of billions of dollars.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Місяць тому +2

      Like it or not, war has been the main reason we have so much of the technology we have. Do you like antibiotics? Thank war for that. Do you like radar? Thank war for that. Do you like metal boats? Thank war for that

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandleDon't forget the Internet. That one started as a way to create a secure Communication system for the US military...

  • @pandagamer-hg5be
    @pandagamer-hg5be 8 місяців тому +7

    "Don't blame me, you can blame my friends on the other side!" has a whole new meaning in this

  • @funsizedbeans
    @funsizedbeans 3 місяці тому +6

    in every contract for a military budget in exchange for making destructive weapons, i just imagine the top of the page it has that quote on the gates of hell in dante’s inferno but it says
    “abandon all morals, ye who enter here”

    • @m.taufikfatur603
      @m.taufikfatur603 2 місяці тому +1

      Dunno man, sounds like Nh*ntai registration page

  • @quadroff
    @quadroff 11 місяців тому +774

    The remains of my moral compass leaving my body and american imperialism filling it when I see a new edit by Index in my feed:

    • @cheegus4160
      @cheegus4160 11 місяців тому +77

      You can feel Uncle Sam filling you with freedom

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 10 місяців тому

      @@cheegus4160 😫🥵🥵 harder uncle!

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 10 місяців тому +30

      Langley is my new magnetic north

    • @fgjjdgb3949
      @fgjjdgb3949 9 місяців тому

      Just be careful, there is a risk of becoming a part of this product yourself, this is a side effect😅

    • @toytacambery9427
      @toytacambery9427 9 місяців тому +40

      Kind of ironic you say that seeing as the US "empire" is the least morally corrupt in all of human history.
      Nobody gaslight me, either. I said "least corrupt," not "perfect la la land Utopia."

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 2 місяці тому +7

    The biggest military on the earth has (unsurprisingly) alot of money

  • @Horseworldarcoffical
    @Horseworldarcoffical 3 місяці тому +60

    Are you READY. 0:19

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 3 місяці тому +6

    The fact that the budget has actually shrunk since the 90s, yet we're still pumping out the best equipment and vehicles in the world is absolutely incredible.

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 Місяць тому +2

      A single F-117 was shot down over Serbia after flying the same route at the same time on the same day every week for months. We could have recovered the wreckage, but we didn't.
      All of our potential enemies built their current radar technology based on what they learned from that wrecked F-117, which was already more than 15 years old when it was shot down.
      Our current stealth aircraft have 20-30 years newer stealth technology than the F-117.
      The closest competitor to the F-22 Raptor in terms of stealth capability is the Chinese J-20, which has a radar cross section over 100 times larger than the F-22.
      Basically, all of our gear is decades ahead of anyone else.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 Місяць тому +2

      ​@shred1894 Glad I'm not the only one who knows the full story.

  • @FatYank
    @FatYank 11 місяців тому +150

    when you come from a family of Engineers 👻👻👻

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 9 місяців тому +9

    There is always one similarity between washing machines and 30mm rotary cannons; they both spin to remove filth.

  • @Twigs1836
    @Twigs1836 10 місяців тому +12

    This edit goes geopolitically hard, thank you for this.

  • @ronanfunk6040
    @ronanfunk6040 2 місяці тому +3

    Guns, fans, calculators, and missle guidance systems it's all just engineering

  • @cypher1o1
    @cypher1o1 11 місяців тому +49

    Wait till you find out most of these companies started as military industry and then made civil products as a side hustle

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 27 днів тому

      Or many of them started out civilian before adding in the military aspect. General Electric started out as a company established by Thomas Edison to make lightbulbs and generators for his electric system...

  • @AnotherTwo-ev7nn
    @AnotherTwo-ev7nn 3 місяці тому +21

    This isn't even exlcusive to American companies. Mitsubishi makes a lot of Japan's armored vehicles and Hyundia makes K2 Black Panther tanks.

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 3 місяці тому +3

      Volkswagen made stuff for germany iirc

  • @reverseshotgun721
    @reverseshotgun721 7 місяців тому +4

    If it's big and makes money, it's a defense contractor.

  • @shred1894
    @shred1894 11 місяців тому +32

    This song was the best part of that movie.

    • @dixieslav1274
      @dixieslav1274 Місяць тому +1

      Indeed. Made great fodder for an EU4 meme, too.

  • @evilpigeonsify
    @evilpigeonsify 9 місяців тому +46

    Northrup Grumman
    produces the most advanced stealth bomber in the world
    also mail trucks, of all things

    • @lyanreehan
      @lyanreehan 3 місяці тому +3

      put some respect of the LLV's name! It does its job, quite literally called "Long Lasting Vehicle"

    • @PieBoy4242
      @PieBoy4242 Місяць тому +1

      Be it boxes or bomb (and sometimes both) when your package needs to be delivered no matter what, call Grumman.

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 10 місяців тому +9

    Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

    • @Oropher420
      @Oropher420 10 місяців тому +1

      "I thought that was Rule 35?"

    • @kyliehenderson1417
      @kyliehenderson1417 8 місяців тому

      I thought rule 34 was: sex sells

  • @panzerjagertigerporsche
    @panzerjagertigerporsche 10 місяців тому +39

    It would've been nice if you also showed stuff from WWII and Cold War, like Ford, Chrysler, Firestone, and other companies that produced tanks, guns, and warplanes. Yes, Firestone was used to produce parts for 40mm Bofors guns during WWII.

    • @__-vb3ht
      @__-vb3ht 8 місяців тому +1

      Ford was operating on the next level, making vehicles for both sides

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 8 місяців тому +7

      And also IBM manufactured m1 carbines.... I'm not joking a computer company manufacturered m1 carbines for the US military....... Isn't real life werider than fiction?

  • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
    @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 8 місяців тому +26

    God bless the Military Industrial Complex

  • @coilsfrom
    @coilsfrom 10 місяців тому +10

    Welcome to Mitsubishi! We make washing machines, escalators, cars, air conditioning units, farming equipment, and an imported version of the General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon.
    We also used to make kamikaze aircraft.

  • @ohdahngboi_2237
    @ohdahngboi_2237 2 місяці тому +4

    Military contracts are a hell of a drug

  • @gs8259
    @gs8259 10 місяців тому +3

    While the military was fun, I used it as an open door to get into the PMC world in 2007.
    Like I always say, "There is no bad news, only future paychecks."

  • @whyareyouhappy818
    @whyareyouhappy818 8 місяців тому +19

    There are two different sides of a Boeing engineer.
    Building planes that get people to other countries
    Building planes that bomb those countries

    • @word6344
      @word6344 7 місяців тому +4

      And one side is notably more competent than the other

    • @blam320
      @blam320 3 місяці тому +3

      @@word6344 Nah, EVERY side is equally incompetent. My source: having to personally work with their Satellite division.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 3 місяці тому +3

      @@blam320 this is the best way to stand corrected, eesh

  • @rider4440
    @rider4440 11 місяців тому +17

    What a good song to use for an amazing video! L3 finally also got a reference lol

  • @Diabetic_troglodyte6152
    @Diabetic_troglodyte6152 Місяць тому +1

    My dad actually worked at with the defense section at Honeywell (he was marketing) and had to get a DOD card to literally enter the building.

  • @redactedredacted4505
    @redactedredacted4505 8 місяців тому +11

    Alright I vote we rename the department of defense to the department of offensive defense, aka DoOD, would you wanna mess around with the United States DoOD?

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin 4 місяці тому +1

      Fun Fact: Prior to 1947 the DOD was called the Department of War.

  • @thatgaming1940
    @thatgaming1940 Місяць тому +2

    I love the Military Industrial Complex!

  • @69MustangMach1
    @69MustangMach1 8 місяців тому +33

    yeah I support LGBT
    Lockheed Martin. General Dynamics. Boeing. Texas Instruments

    • @SRDPS2
      @SRDPS2 8 місяців тому +3

      Good one XD

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 2 місяці тому +2

    One of the most based videos online. Also, I'm starting to think maybe the fact these companies make common everyday items is a 200iq psyop to read the body languages of spies when they see the logo of something they would be looking for in classified areas on an every day item.

  • @Itsgone99
    @Itsgone99 8 місяців тому +9

    Are you threatening me with a good time again?

  • @homfri111
    @homfri111 Місяць тому +1

    DoD has the power to make all these tech and engineering companies work together. Meanwhile, on the korean peninsula the govt asks daewoo and samsung to bring out their best fighter and whoever leaves the pit less dead wins the contract for yet another mobile artillery gun

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 11 місяців тому +14

    Don’t forget Chrysler making the turbine engines for the Abrams! That there is quality Mopar performance.

    • @gustiwidyanta5492
      @gustiwidyanta5492 8 місяців тому +2

      XM-1s right?
      But they use AGT1500s from Honeywell though.
      (Ah my bad, i read up and the AGT1500s did originate from a Chrysler contract)

    • @WarChallenger
      @WarChallenger 4 місяці тому

      @@gustiwidyanta5492Yeah. It’s unfortunate that it did though, because that was the final killing blow to the turbocar projects. Once it was government patented, can’t build it for the civilian market until the contract dies.

  • @sammyers17-8gfo66
    @sammyers17-8gfo66 8 місяців тому +2

    This should be the ad to recruit people

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 10 місяців тому +4

    When Captain Foley tries To Motivate Ramirez through song...

  • @DereC519
    @DereC519 Місяць тому +1

    Your video will make a fine addition to my "UA-cam algorithm strikes again" playlist

  • @rangernomad4564
    @rangernomad4564 8 місяців тому +2

    I didn't know I needed this video, but now it's my favorite

  • @WojciechP915
    @WojciechP915 Місяць тому +1

    Household oil burner flame sensors can be arrayed to make a heat seeking guidance system.

  • @prussianbirdproductions56
    @prussianbirdproductions56 8 місяців тому +4

    The dod : come on boy won't you shake a poor sinners hand:
    random tech company: yeah sure
    The dod: yes...

  • @sealofthesea5233
    @sealofthesea5233 3 місяці тому +2

    Household names and no more house names at the same time, wow!

  • @chrisbacon3071
    @chrisbacon3071 11 місяців тому +75

    Blame my friends on the other side!

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 2 місяці тому +1

      hope u don't mean me...

    • @chrisbacon3071
      @chrisbacon3071 2 місяці тому +1

      @@allaware1971 why would I need to? 😉 your not on the other side are you? 😘

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 2 місяці тому +1

      @@chrisbacon3071 of the ocean probably...

    • @chrisbacon3071
      @chrisbacon3071 2 місяці тому

      @@allaware1971 gasp!! ARE YOU A MERFOLK?????

  • @kaisermaximal8123
    @kaisermaximal8123 2 місяці тому +2

    I'd kill for a version that has the entire song

  • @dingusbingus7463
    @dingusbingus7463 9 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact, the cpu used in the 80's TI-99 (Texas instruments)computers were 16 bits they manufactured for the government/military and having lots in surplus as no private companies would buy them, they said fuck it everyone else is using 8 bit processors well use these 16 bit ones and take over the market! Unfortunately the structure of the hardware made it difficult for companies to code for, and family based consumers didn't really understand or care about the bit rate

  • @battlefieldmemer2861
    @battlefieldmemer2861 11 місяців тому +929

    I love the military industrial complex!!

    • @donnyyang3717
      @donnyyang3717 11 місяців тому +33

      I love the military industrial complex!

    • @Faded._
      @Faded._ 11 місяців тому +28

      I love the military-industrial complex!!!

    • @Darnder
      @Darnder 11 місяців тому +21

      I love the military-industrial complex!

    • @grievouslytired7886
      @grievouslytired7886 11 місяців тому +26

      Noncredibledefense, Represent --
      We Love The Military Industrial Complex
      Lets All Love The Military Industrial Complex

    • @MH-OKW
      @MH-OKW 11 місяців тому +1

      US veterans are legitimate military targets

  • @ledgengoad6214
    @ledgengoad6214 8 місяців тому +14

    “Won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?” 🙃

    • @Kawka1122
      @Kawka1122 6 місяців тому

      Quite wealthy 😂

  • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
    @Ironwolf-pm7zs 8 місяців тому +3

    *Glances over shoulder at Honeywell fan on my shelf*

  • @Mehtaru
    @Mehtaru 8 місяців тому +6

    This video is having the exact opposite effect intended on me tbh, anyway thank you algorithm

    • @word6344
      @word6344 7 місяців тому +1

      What effect do you think it's supposed to have on you?

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin 4 місяці тому +1

      @@word6344 "weapon contractors bad"

  • @samanthashafer1742
    @samanthashafer1742 9 місяців тому +2

    You don't know how prevalent TI is until you've taken compsci classes. They make IC chips, guidance systems and space grade instruments. So don't take that TI-84 for granted 😉

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 8 місяців тому +3

    Inside you there are two wolves. One is a calculator. The other is an FGM 148 Javelin. You are Texas Instruments.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 11 місяців тому +6

    Whirlpool
    One spinning thing cleans your clothing.
    The other spinning thing deletes people.

  • @ACoalitionGuy
    @ACoalitionGuy 11 місяців тому +25

    1:00 Funny how you chose iRobot's background to be a bird.
    Well, it makes sense, after all birds aren't real.

  • @ScienceRules118
    @ScienceRules118 11 місяців тому +6

    Yeah, imagine my reaction when I saw my Mom's vendor event money box was made by Honeywell after already knowing that Honeywell made gas turbines.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 6 місяців тому

      What kind of event was it? Would be absolutely hilarious if it was some humanitarian fundraiser.

    • @ScienceRules118
      @ScienceRules118 6 місяців тому

      @@word6344 just a Christmas/New Year thing, IIRC.

  • @humanguy1
    @humanguy1 10 місяців тому +4

    Irobot is a defense contractor? What are doing, making remote explosive roombas?

    • @SRDPS2
      @SRDPS2 10 місяців тому +1

      Ironically they are
      just UNO reverse card sometime (defused bot)

    • @justjesse4276
      @justjesse4276 9 місяців тому

      They help work on drone AI and a few other things

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 7 місяців тому +2

    “I’m always here to help those in high school and college”
    _”What else do you do outside of helping students?”_
    _One trip to the nearest air force base later_

  • @blackjack5908
    @blackjack5908 11 місяців тому +13

    GOD I LOVE THE DEFENSE INDUSTRY

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC 8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly at this point I feel like you could sue them to force the name to change to the offence industry. Like, when did America last enter a defensive war they didn't start first?

    • @chandelier6811
      @chandelier6811 8 місяців тому +1

      @@JackdotCAfghanistan

  • @DereC519
    @DereC519 8 місяців тому +2

    Your video will make a fine addition to my "UA-cam algorithm strikes again" collection

  • @m1dos391
    @m1dos391 11 місяців тому +4

    Irobot started as a defense contractor. They originally just made equipment for the military

  • @kicksledkid
    @kicksledkid 3 місяці тому +1

    Harris pulled out of the entire broadcast and IP business to focus on defense
    Looking for spares has turned into "is this a missile or a monitor"

  • @kingofbears6999
    @kingofbears6999 8 місяців тому +3

    This played right before I invested in Lockheed Martin

    • @word6344
      @word6344 7 місяців тому

      This and other videos from this talented channel convinced me to do so

    • @kingofbears6999
      @kingofbears6999 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@word6344bro my military stocks just fucking shot way up after the Iran attacks 😂😂😂😂

    • @kingofbears6999
      @kingofbears6999 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@word6344I'm outcompeting the smp500 by 20% rn

  • @nerdyredneckminecraft
    @nerdyredneckminecraft 7 місяців тому +2

    When you have a washing machine promo at 5 but a national defense meeting at 6

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 8 місяців тому +4

    Say what you want... the Military Industrial Complex has got some pretty big accolades when it comes to versatility in different industries & fields of technology.
    GE makes great machines that remove stains... and bodies from the face of the earth.

  • @quakethedoombringer
    @quakethedoombringer 7 місяців тому +2

    Samsung and Mitsubishi: "Finallt. A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary"

  • @scottdickson9224
    @scottdickson9224 6 місяців тому +3

    Signature look of superiority.

  • @Hero_Bryan
    @Hero_Bryan 2 місяці тому +1

    An engineer's moral compass leaving his body after seeing the annual paycheck of a Lockheed-Martin engineer: