I used to play with those little soldiers for hours as a kid. Didn't matter what they looked like or how much they cost my imagination did the rest. I probably had about 1500 I had LOADS and I'd put them on parade and everything. My parents would get mad because they'd find them all over the house. 2 man sniper teams hiding in the fruit bowl. Machine gun outposts in the grocery cupboard. Tanks camouflaged in a mountain of shoes. Man they were good days
It’s an Anglo Saxon method of execution I think but I know it is called the blood eagle A sharp weapon is chopped through the spine while the victim is tied to the ground, the weapon is pulled down the spine splitting it in half, after that the ribs are then pulled out to resemble wings, (hence blood *eagle*) then the victim is tied to a pole or something then left to die. (I’m not sure but I think they got things thrown at them like eggs or tomatoes but I don’t know)
Ashens should have a small curio cabinet that contains a sample of the most interesting or popular thing from every video he's done. Chef Excellence puppet, the goose, the bone hole skeleton, the PopStation, like a little memory timeline.
Well, I'm sure the skeleton leaning over and showing his bum and the soldier holding his gun out horizontally out at the same level will get along fine...
Ashens is one of the only youtuber who has not changed even remotely in many years That is RARE so keep doing what you do and never change, you are one of my favourite youtubers ever!
You can tell how old a kid is when he says "Jacksepticeye" didn't change.... It's like when a kid talks about his iPhone and talks about how "smartphones were always this way".
certainly with summer around the corner. you can get a magnifying glass from poundland too and go to town with a god like melting abilities on an entire epic battle squadron. Saves sitting down trying to burn ants or random words into the soles of your shoes I guess. While you're busy burning melting their faces off, grab a handful of those nutter, they're actually quite nice, and the larger nuts Ashens complained about is actually a welcome great for someone who's eating them because they contain peanuts.
**starts doing the Star Spangled Banner** "Oh wait, that's the wrong theme." As a American, I found that hilarious. I really wasn't expecting a random confusion like that.
It was a joke about how those are clearly American army men and they’ve just added a British flag sticker in it in order to pass it off as British soldiers when they’re clearly US soldiers
That's alright, my USA ass sees a Union Jack, in my head I hear "Rule Britannia, Britannia rule again..." Every time I hear the French anthem I expect to hear "All you need is love" to sneak in.
Glad I'm not the only one here who has browsed the rather macabre articles of the internet, and thought "blood eagle" the when I saw that skeleton. It especially looks like he was blood-eagled because the front of his ribs are flattened/not there. Yeah, a bit dark...maybe that was a way for the underpaid makers to say take that? Or maybe they were just so generously literal as to make them seem authentically from hell.
when I went to london on a school trip all my classmates would buy a bag of those ridiculously expensive m&ms which I just didn't understand. why pay so much for a little bag of chocolates at this indeed huge store. I decided I was hungry so I went to the burger king across the street and bought a huge hamburger for the same price as those tiny bags of m&m's and everyone thought I was crazy for spending my money on a hamburger instead of those m&m's or a london coffee mug
Why even buy m&ms in London when there's so much good chocolate and sweets that could have been bought instead? We like our confectionery; there's plenty of places where you can buy the good stuff.
" Next up, 100 Plastic Argentine Soldiers! Let your kids battle it out over territorial disputes like it's 1982 again! Also available: Margaret Thatcher action figure!"
The freaking Nutters gave me digestive problems for days. People shit on (pun intended) those gummy bears you can get on amazon, but those sugar-coated abominations will keep you on the john better than any laxative.
dragon-ascent / 8-bitshit it’s true I ate a plastic box of tangy mix I’ve been on the toilet 2 days I read on the box after and it says halal in the corner🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ I don’t know what relevance that is to the sweets but yeah🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
@@NerdyHillbilly it doesn’t mean culture friendly it just means that the food was either prepared or contains food that adheres to Islamic food standards. Kosher is the term for food adhering to Jewish food standards.
Don't worry everyone, Henry survived his heart attack and safely made it back home to his wife and children. He's currently retired and living a happy, healthy life.
Actually, his wife hates him and his dog even left him. His children are frightened by his hook hand and the huge chunk of flesh missing from his right cheek, where a rabid vietnamese prostitute bit him, it got infected and had to be surgically excised. He now is stuck in a wheelchair due to a spinal injury and (just like the hero of "Born on the Fourth of July) he drinks too much and yells "erect penis! Erect fuckin penis!" at his female friends. PS: Thank you, Junior College film history teacher for showing us that excellent film, along with Blue Velvet, but I wish you'd not accidentally brought Rambo Part Two instead of Rambo 1 like you meant to.
Cancer wow I’m late, but I hope I can help You and a few friends who are also interested can come together and find someone willing to be the DM (Dungeon Master). He/She orchestrates meetups, And also is the creator of the story. The others in the group create a character (check out the players handbook in particular, or look up a guide online), and the DM puts them through the story they’ve created. That’s kinda how it works, the specifics are easy to find online, like how to be a DM, how to create a character, how to play, etc. Hope that helps in the slightest!
@@cancer4019 a viking execution method. Don't read further if you're squeamish. Basically, the victim has his chest split down the middle while alive. The ribs are then separated and spread flat, along with the lungs. This creates a "winged" look. The victim dies after this.
Sometimes life gets hard and so I hide away and binge watch Ashens for weeks. I have seen these so many times and still laugh like they are new. I feel like he and GMM are the only ones that make me forget life enough.
I went to the one in New York while on a uni trip and nearly got boiled alive. It was so damn hot in there and it was only about 7ºC outside. There was sill snow about but we just ended up carrying our coats because of these incredibly hot stores.
Why would you want to listen to people conversing about random shit when you're already bored, knowing you're not going to be interested in every topic they end up discussing? I'd much rather just put on a playlist of normal Ashens videos and listen to him remark about crap or listen to a stream I've watched before, then be an audience member to other peoples conversations. It's like choosing to listen to talk radio when you have access to tons of much more directed and condensed interesting entertainment. I don't understand why some people find it more enjoyable to be an observer to other people's discussions then any of the other numerous things you could be listening to, but if you find it entertaining, power to ya, I just don't get it.
The best thing about this army men( and their counterparts-"the scuba men" is that they are the perfect solution for getting a 6 year old little boy into the bathtub without grief every night.Just grab a couple of bags of these guys (dinosaurs are good too) and throw them in the tub with bubble bath.You'll have to pry out their shriveled little butts.
Does anyone else imagine the warehouse from the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark being Ashen's garage - and he's got the Ark of the Covenant just stashed away under boxes of poundland wrestling figures?
@@johnbonhamsinger American Smarties are like small, chalky SweeTarts. Of course I don't know if you've got SweeTarts over there, in which case you don't that comparison makes no sense.
"They're like Smarties, only not as good." I don't know if Smarties means something else in England, but those chalky little Sweet-Tart wannabees are in no way netter than a nice, chocolatey Marshall Mathers.
Better idea: reverse the amounts of toy soldiers and razors. Imagine going through all those slick sharp razor blades, cutting the flesh cleanly, and then suddenly- the pain hits you. Nasty little things those army men...
I have an M&M kart racing game that I got when I bought a lot of DS games at a garage sale. I feel bloody horrible for the child whose parents bought that game for them because they liked the chocolate.
The skeleton warrior with the weird triangular wings was lacking a rib cage. I initially thought his ribs were curved backwards to make those wings...but nope...
I still prefer M&Ms to Smarties, and I live in the UK. I always felt that even UK Smarties taste cheap. Not that I buy either of them very often. But let's be real, Crunchy M&Ms is the pinnacle of human food.
Oh, Ashens, your videos are the reason I stay up late...Actually, it's much more likely that my crippling existential dread is what keeps me awake. You're a close second though.
This video could just as very well be called "Man with lovely accent describes hell as a 'probably not very nice place'" and I would have clicked it instantaneously
Man with a heavy, posh British accent: “Oh look! There’s a Union flag to make the toy soldiers look local!! It’s a patriotic square rock!!!” *Starts humming the American National Anthem* “OH, that’s the wrong theme.”
HarpsiFizz Dude my armies in plastic WW1 Stalmhelm German soldiers can team up with them and I could make like a really cool diorama, depicting a what if scenario: What is the legions of hell allied with the Germans during the Spring offensive of 1918. Yet they would be stopped by the Canadian armoured motor car machine gun corps. How cool does that sound?
I mean, M&Ms are basically life here in the US. You'd be hard pressed to find someone that didn't like at least one of their products here, I imagine. It's an American thing - Hershey's if I remember correctly.
*holds up bent over skeleton with poorly placed pelvis hole*
Yes.
He was my favourite
jpr90 GOIN' TO THE BONE ZONE
memories of goatse... *shudders*
jpr90 how do you input bold text????
put asterisks on both end of the text you want to be bold. * like this * but without spaces between the asterisk and letters.
I used to play with those little soldiers for hours as a kid. Didn't matter what they looked like or how much they cost my imagination did the rest. I probably had about 1500 I had LOADS and I'd put them on parade and everything. My parents would get mad because they'd find them all over the house. 2 man sniper teams hiding in the fruit bowl. Machine gun outposts in the grocery cupboard. Tanks camouflaged in a mountain of shoes. Man they were good days
ArkadyVasiliev I envy you
Our future general, lead our army wisely.
Epic
Relatable
@@cancer4019 yur name is literally cancer
7:36 That skeleton's ribs are actually his wings, since you can directly see the spine from the front. That's a really creative, scary concept.
And based on a form of torture/execution... Iron Angel I think it was called, but I'm not sure. Edit: I was wrong, it was called Blood Eagle.
Daniel Graham those would make awesome metal band names.
Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen there are, in fact, quite a few metal songs about it.
Zakk Wylde's company has a guitar called the Blood Eagle, kind of a more Viking-style Explorer.
It’s an Anglo Saxon method of execution I think but I know it is called the blood eagle
A sharp weapon is chopped through the spine while the victim is tied to the ground, the weapon is pulled down the spine splitting it in half, after that the ribs are then pulled out to resemble wings, (hence blood *eagle*) then the victim is tied to a pole or something then left to die. (I’m not sure but I think they got things thrown at them like eggs or tomatoes but I don’t know)
Come on. Bent over Bumhole skeleton deserves the shelf of interesting items.
Ashens should have a small curio cabinet that contains a sample of the most interesting or popular thing from every video he's done. Chef Excellence puppet, the goose, the bone hole skeleton, the PopStation, like a little memory timeline.
100 British half melted soldiers vs like 16 giant skeleton warriors. Place your bets.
The soldiers have families to worry about. Skeleton got nobody to be with.
So funny I forgot to laugh
Well, I'm sure the skeleton leaning over and showing his bum and the soldier holding his gun out horizontally out at the same level will get along fine...
machine gun guy and bum skeleton or everyone else is the real question.
Depends. How many of the skeletons have huge holes instead of bum-bums
Ashens is one of the only youtuber who has not changed even remotely in many years
That is RARE so keep doing what you do and never change, you are one of my favourite youtubers ever!
Nelson Hunter Well, Jacksepticeye didn't change
been watching ashens for at least 7-8 years and he is as unbiased as it gets :D
You can tell how old a kid is when he says "Jacksepticeye" didn't change....
It's like when a kid talks about his iPhone and talks about how "smartphones were always this way".
He is very entertaining and I'm into the channel.
WTF!
"You know what sound he makes when he blows the horn?"
doot doot
Thanks Mr Skeltal
for the LAST time, it's "thank mr skeltal"
Not "Thanks", not "thanks" - just "thank"
Watch out, we have a memelord over here.
👌 thank
*T H A N C C*
“a really weird sword with a heavy bit at the end”
stuart, that’s called a spear
It had a handle but it was really hard to see
Am I the only one that thinks that bucket of 100 soldiers is pretty damn good for £1
certainly with summer around the corner. you can get a magnifying glass from poundland too and go to town with a god like melting abilities on an entire epic battle squadron. Saves sitting down trying to burn ants or random words into the soles of your shoes I guess.
While you're busy burning melting their faces off, grab a handful of those nutter, they're actually quite nice, and the larger nuts Ashens complained about is actually a welcome great for someone who's eating them because they contain peanuts.
JamesTavRule It would be good. In looking at the pile, I don't think that there are 100 of them though.
I'd rather have the reverse: 100 of those buckets and a single free army man for a quid. That'd be awesome, I could organize all my spare bolts.
Agree
That's a lot more soldiers than you get at Dollar Tree. Just sayin, American soldiers are held to a higher standard
M&M world is nothing compared to Tayto Park in Ireland; our only theme park is based upon a fuckin' crisp packet
Someone had to make extra cash!
The Failure Gamer
We have a fucking Irn Bru carnival in Scotland
Still it's a good place (also the crisp chocolate isn't that bad)
The Failure Gamer when I went to Ireland I noticed I couldn’t buy walkers, and in England you can’t buy taytos, are they the Irish equivalent??
We have walkers (they might be called lays doe)
"block town girls...they've been living in their block head world."
Jerry Smith jsjsjsjsjsjssj
**starts doing the Star Spangled Banner** "Oh wait, that's the wrong theme."
As a American, I found that hilarious. I really wasn't expecting a random confusion like that.
It was a joke about how those are clearly American army men and they’ve just added a British flag sticker in it in order to pass it off as British soldiers when they’re clearly US soldiers
Fun fact: The tune of the US anthem is a British song.
That's alright, my USA ass sees a Union Jack, in my head I hear "Rule Britannia, Britannia rule again..." Every time I hear the French anthem I expect to hear "All you need is love" to sneak in.
Ashens is actually American
butt skeleton is my fav skeleton
He's a BraveHeart skeleton. He's mooning the enemy to taunt them before battle.
wingy my fav
Just Cakes they don't have butts
Mine too!
"Skeletons don't have any lungs" that cracked me up, literally had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:15 Those aren't really long feathers, they're his ribs after being blood eagled...
Maybe a tiny bit dark for kids toys but hey
But they had a feathery design on them, so they looked like feathers.
Glad I'm not the only one here who has browsed the rather macabre articles of the internet, and thought "blood eagle" the when I saw that skeleton. It especially looks like he was blood-eagled because the front of his ribs are flattened/not there. Yeah, a bit dark...maybe that was a way for the underpaid makers to say take that? Or maybe they were just so generously literal as to make them seem authentically from hell.
i dontfake
I only know about the blood eagle because of Anthrax's "blood eagle wings" video
thanx for the lesson guys
John Burns What is a blood eagle
This whole video is gold but 8:16 is the reason why I keep coming back to it. I almost choked on my morning coffee. Thanx ashens!
those skeleton guys all really seem to have a lot of personality. i actually really like them.
BoB n fishy I actually want to look for a bag sometime next time I'm near the local poundland/poundworlds.
when I went to london on a school trip all my classmates would buy a bag of those ridiculously expensive m&ms which I just didn't understand. why pay so much for a little bag of chocolates at this indeed huge store. I decided I was hungry so I went to the burger king across the street and bought a huge hamburger for the same price as those tiny bags of m&m's and everyone thought I was crazy for spending my money on a hamburger instead of those m&m's or a london coffee mug
you're getting closer to being a Londoner
They are not even good chocolate by American standards.
M&M's are hardly anything to rave about
give me a block of ritter sport rum raisin swiss chocolate instead
Why even buy m&ms in London when there's so much good chocolate and sweets that could have been bought instead? We like our confectionery; there's plenty of places where you can buy the good stuff.
@@AdolfHitler-xp1nx Ritter Sport marzipan is also really good.
Those soldiers look like something I would make with Playdoh in Elementary School... or frankly yesterday because my sculpturing hasn't improved much.
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) I appreciate your channel name.
And you know what sound it makes when he blows the horn?
🦆🦆 ITALIAN MUSIC
QUACK QUACK
🦆🦆
......moving swiftly on
100 soldiers for a pound?
Next you'll be telling me we can get 10,000 policemen for £300k
political
io504 brilliant 👏
It'll be an especially good deal because those 10,000 policemen can spontaneously turn into 250,000 policemen.
Genius!
" Next up, 100 Plastic Argentine Soldiers! Let your kids battle it out over territorial disputes like it's 1982 again! Also available: Margaret Thatcher action figure!"
Lost my shit at that skeleton
Toby Sweetman So did the skeleton, judging by the size of that hole...
Oh my...
Toby Sweetman so did i
He doesn't have organs you *donut*!
Moving swiftly on
The freaking Nutters gave me digestive problems for days. People shit on (pun intended) those gummy bears you can get on amazon, but those sugar-coated abominations will keep you on the john better than any laxative.
When England makes knock off products.
China has better standards 😁.
dragon-ascent / 8-bitshit it’s true I ate a plastic box of tangy mix I’ve been on the toilet 2 days I read on the box after and it says halal in the corner🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
I don’t know what relevance that is to the sweets but yeah🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
@@charlieminaj2 hallal is simple term for culture friendly. Because Muslims, and Jews can't eat certiain things
So it has a function as a laxative. That's great! They should rebrand and sell it as laxative.
@@NerdyHillbilly it doesn’t mean culture friendly it just means that the food was either prepared or contains food that adheres to Islamic food standards. Kosher is the term for food adhering to Jewish food standards.
Don't worry everyone, Henry survived his heart attack and safely made it back home to his wife and children. He's currently retired and living a happy, healthy life.
Actually, his wife hates him and his dog even left him.
His children are frightened by his hook hand and the huge chunk of flesh missing from his right cheek, where a rabid vietnamese prostitute bit him, it got infected and had to be surgically excised.
He now is stuck in a wheelchair due to a spinal injury and (just like the hero of "Born on the Fourth of July) he drinks too much and yells "erect penis! Erect fuckin penis!" at his female friends.
PS: Thank you, Junior College film history teacher for showing us that excellent film, along with Blue Velvet, but I wish you'd not accidentally brought Rambo Part Two instead of Rambo 1 like you meant to.
"We are the living tribunal" Ashens- Morrowind, 2002
7:28 HIS WINGS ARE MADE OF HIS RIBS!
they are blood eagle wings if im not mistaken
I like the dropped the soap skellington ;)
Looks like he's dropped it a few times before...;)
you are both going to hell
the m&m shop is the perfect example of "if you make it, they will come."
Hey don't diss the £1 bucket of soldiers! They're excellent as an impromptu collection of enemies for DnD.
benanderson89 I’m interested in dnd, could you please explain the basics please?
Cancer wow I’m late, but I hope I can help
You and a few friends who are also interested can come together and find someone willing to be the DM (Dungeon Master). He/She orchestrates meetups, And also is the creator of the story. The others in the group create a character (check out the players handbook in particular, or look up a guide online), and the DM puts them through the story they’ve created. That’s kinda how it works, the specifics are easy to find online, like how to be a DM, how to create a character, how to play, etc. Hope that helps in the slightest!
ChaoticNeutral thank you very much for the info ^~^
@@cancer4019 and the DM is usually a massive prick
Man, the timing of these videos are perfect - ALWAYS when I'm about to go to bed XD
Shade, the Raven Witch haha I know right?
those skeletons are actually pretty cool
sure are
Especially the butt one
It's 2:46 am but anything for you ashens
WIGGIE. COM
Why does he always do this to us? xD
JamesTavRule because we have angered the gods too many times.
JamesTavRule because most of his audience is probably in America. Not saying it's fact, just guessing.
Its actually 10PM where I am and I live in America, just different time zones I guess.
MultiDarkZen it's a long video so it probably taken a lot Time to upload
The skeleton with the 'wings' looks more like a poor chap who's been a victim of a blood eagle.
fluffytheraptor what’s a blood eagle?
@@cancer4019 a viking execution method. Don't read further if you're squeamish.
Basically, the victim has his chest split down the middle while alive. The ribs are then separated and spread flat, along with the lungs. This creates a "winged" look. The victim dies after this.
8:20
He's ready to be Boned.
Pulverize his Pelvis.
Enter the bonezone
Pounding it. Pounding It! pounding it....
Some Loser Well. We're boned.
Thank God for Jim F-Ing Sterling, Son!
Also, give your bones to Slepp The Idol!
Some Loser Death by snu snu
"They're just like Smarties, only not as good." And all the Americans became confused.
BloodrealmX you’re right
At 7:15 I think that is supposed to be the skeleton of someone executed via Blood Eagle... beautiful imagery for children.
"Is there any instructions?" for an 8 piece block kit for 18 months kids 😃
He's criticising the lack of idiot-proofing, perhaps.
instruction is to immediately send it to Ashens for review.
Sometimes life gets hard and so I hide away and binge watch Ashens for weeks. I have seen these so many times and still laugh like they are new. I feel like he and GMM are the only ones that make me forget life enough.
Hang in there, buddy.
I went to M&M world and it smelled of asbestos
I went to the one in New York while on a uni trip and nearly got boiled alive. It was so damn hot in there and it was only about 7ºC outside. There was sill snow about but we just ended up carrying our coats because of these incredibly hot stores.
Sounds tasty
Jojo Siwa must have her makeup sets back there XD
Yay the dude with a soothing voice posted a new video!! 👍🙌
Colee Willams If you want someone with a soothing voice, try Big Clive.
I've been to M&Mworld, and was very confused as to why it exists. didn't buy anything just walked around in confusion.
trader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-( :-0 :-( :-0 :-( :-0 :-(
KrazyKain who goes into m&m world and doesn’t buy m&m’s?
apros6xia it’s a shithole all the m@&ms have been touched😒😒
Go and buy M&Ms for 2-3 times the usual price you can find them in any shop…..
8:23 even in the great skeleton war, soldiers still have time to boost their morale by dabbing hahahaha
There are too many damn podcasts.
"Listen to my podcast." is the internet age version of, "check out my mix tape."
Too many? When you work long days in a boring job there are never enough podcasts.
Why would you want to listen to people conversing about random shit when you're already bored, knowing you're not going to be interested in every topic they end up discussing? I'd much rather just put on a playlist of normal Ashens videos and listen to him remark about crap or listen to a stream I've watched before, then be an audience member to other peoples conversations. It's like choosing to listen to talk radio when you have access to tons of much more directed and condensed interesting entertainment. I don't understand why some people find it more enjoyable to be an observer to other people's discussions then any of the other numerous things you could be listening to, but if you find it entertaining, power to ya, I just don't get it.
@@Loponstorm
When you said listening to ashens talking about stuff that would basically be a podcast :/
Checkout my mixtape podcast on soundcloud bro
The best thing about this army men( and their counterparts-"the scuba men" is that they are the perfect solution for getting a 6 year old little boy into the bathtub without grief every night.Just grab a couple of bags of these guys (dinosaurs are good too) and throw them in the tub with bubble bath.You'll have to pry out their shriveled little butts.
Does anyone else imagine the warehouse from the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark being Ashen's garage - and he's got the Ark of the Covenant just stashed away under boxes of poundland wrestling figures?
Dear Stuart,
Noseybonk is waking up. You better prepare.
Sincerely, Anon Y. Mous
8:17 - I've lost it! I cannot breathe! 😂
I don't normally burst out loud laughing, but this I can tell you was definitly one time for that! 😂😂😂😂😂
They're called "Battle Squadron" to distinguish them from "Her Majesty's Cheesecake Squadron", I guess.
13:59 "I've been in horror films..."
You were awesome in Shaun of the Dead!
Such great attention to detail 8:17
Of all the weird things I've come to expect from Ashens' videos, Goatse Skeleton was certainly not one of them.
3:50 am, exams on friday, but yeah im watching this and im not regretting a second of it
TheOfficialMofo At least now you'll be able to give some more inventive answers... xD!!!
just write jesus, he is always the answer. lol
you know why they call them nutters?
because they're a complete n-utter ripoff
(jk i used to eat these as a kid)
Oh god, the "nothing but shit memes and talking about the upload time" has infected Ashens comments.
Only solution is to avoid the comments section and watch more ashens!
Don't forget the complaining comments.
the soldiers are quite decent for a quid
Ashens, I went to Greece and the classic company LeQo were selling Nexo Knigths. Neither of those are mispelled
No, but misspelled is misspelled.
"M&M's are just like Smarties only not as good" - probably the first time you've genuinely angered me.
Keep in mind he's talking about the chocolate smarties, not the American ones.
I don't even know what American Smarties are.
Smarties are way better than M&M's. Only a Skittle can beat the mighty Smartie but Skittles cheat by using lovely lovely fruit.
@@krashd I'd take Smarties over m&Ms, Skittles get a lil bit sickly after the first few 100
@@johnbonhamsinger
American Smarties are like small, chalky SweeTarts. Of course I don't know if you've got SweeTarts over there, in which case you don't that comparison makes no sense.
Now we know what happens with worn, army men, injection mold dies, they are sold to the a penny-a-soldier factory.
Perfect for simulating horrible experiments gone wrong in the military.
"They're like Smarties, only not as good." I don't know if Smarties means something else in England, but those chalky little Sweet-Tart wannabees are in no way netter than a nice, chocolatey Marshall Mathers.
UK smarties are a bit of choc in a hard sugar shell.
Smarties>m&ms
Block Town Girls
You know I can't afford to buy her legos
IDEA:
We buy 50 packs of the toy soldiers and do a clickbait challenge where we bathe in them, and hide a razor in it AS A JOKE
EveryoneHatesAlexander molten hot plastic soldiers
Idea: buy 50 packs and place them into a large container which is placed in the oven. call it "chemical warfare."
they would melt from your body temperature
No wonder everyone hates Alexander, which is you, I presume
Better idea: reverse the amounts of toy soldiers and razors. Imagine going through all those slick sharp razor blades, cutting the flesh cleanly, and then suddenly- the pain hits you. Nasty little things those army men...
never closed a pornhub tab so fast on my life.
Donut - Chan same
Donut - Chan this is basically pornhub
Donut - Chan I have and I caught my meat cosh in it ....fucking hurt
DIOOOO
Closed your pornhub but not the redtube
8:12 doot doot
I have an M&M kart racing game that I got when I bought a lot of DS games at a garage sale. I feel bloody horrible for the child whose parents bought that game for them because they liked the chocolate.
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER
Just shows what a rip off Lootcrate is, Poundland would have bought them watches from them for 50p
Russell Cox i think they probably paid more like 0.10p each, when you take bulk buying into account.
The Wycombe Wanderer I got one from Dave and Busters years ago
The skeleton warrior with the weird triangular wings was lacking a rib cage. I initially thought his ribs were curved backwards to make those wings...but nope...
J the Lioness ...but yup...?
“We are the Living Tribunal”
It was at this moment Ashens had lost his mind
I'm always surprised that he's uploading at like 3 am but then again I'm watching it at 3 am so wh am I to judge?
SuperSniper2113 what Norwich? Its not that far from Manchester
videos take a while to upload. He probably starts the upload before going to bed
trkoby Not more important....more people but more isn't better....the nutters and choccers vs M&Ms proved that
Grace J. he lives in the United Kingdom, He probably uplodes at 3Pm his time.
Grace J. The uk is a 5-8 hr difference than the us not 10hr
@7:18 Thats not wings, thats his ribcage splayed out like butterfly wings.
Did this guy just say Smarties were better than M&Ms
Well, they are.
Edit: Actually you might not know that non-American smarties are nicer m&m and not those sugar tablets you get in the states.
chokladKuchen
Ah.
Screw the US and their garbage candies, snacks, and fast food! Everything looks better from a different country!
I actually prefer smarties fight me
He did...UK Smarties, not the US ones.
I still prefer M&Ms to Smarties, and I live in the UK. I always felt that even UK Smarties taste cheap. Not that I buy either of them very often.
But let's be real, Crunchy M&Ms is the pinnacle of human food.
They're just block Town girls living in a block Town world
I fucking lost it at 8:21
Same
8:18 had me dead 😂😂😂😂
Oh, Ashens, your videos are the reason I stay up late...Actually, it's much more likely that my crippling existential dread is what keeps me awake.
You're a close second though.
Dad: So what are you gonna do with my can o' nuts?
Me:...
NUT AFTER NUT AFTER NUT!
Skeletons are really good assuming they only cost a dollar or two.
They cost exactly a pound. That was explicitly stated.
the deafening silence over the bent over skeleton 💀
2:39 ministry of silly walks
8:17
Ready for the bone!
All we need is some Nutters brand, Nut Butter and we'll have our selves a party!
The one with the wings looks like he's had that old Norse punishment, blood eagle, where they make your ribs wings.
HEART ATTACK HENRY!!!
Thin head ted.
Massive crotch gun man.
gigantic rifle man
bionic knee
This video could just as very well be called "Man with lovely accent describes hell as a 'probably not very nice place'" and I would have clicked it instantaneously
these little green men were my childhood :p
Did they touch you inappropriately too?
Jerry Smith - LOL XD
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg little green men :-0
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg little green men :-0
8:20, an unexpected belly-laugh
It's a shame they never made a sequel to Highlander.
...THEY NEVER MADE A SEQUEL TO HIGHLANDER!!!!!
same with the matrix
Of course not. There can be only one.
Not the army we need but the army we DESERVE!
British man
Living in Britain
Holding British flag
Sings American anthem
I love his sarcasm at the products he's talking about.
Man with a heavy, posh British accent: “Oh look! There’s a Union flag to make the toy soldiers look local!! It’s a patriotic square rock!!!”
*Starts humming the American National Anthem*
“OH, that’s the wrong theme.”
That skeleton with the horn almost killed me. I laughed so much I couldnt breathe haha love the vids thanks for the laugh !.
Those skeletons are a homage to Ray Harryhausen's work.
I bet, as much as I'm sure today's generation probably needs a reminder of what was out there!
Han Pritcher I knew they reminded me of something. Thanks for bringing it to light with witticisms.
I lost it when you pulled out the bent over skeleton 😂😂😂😂😂
I really, really want those plastic skeletons. I don't care how cheap and crap they are. I just want them.
HarpsiFizz Dude my armies in plastic WW1 Stalmhelm German soldiers can team up with them and I could make like a really cool diorama, depicting a what if scenario: What is the legions of hell allied with the Germans during the Spring offensive of 1918. Yet they would be stopped by the Canadian armoured motor car machine gun corps. How cool does that sound?
*ASHENS YOU FOOL* Those wings aren't "feathers," they're that Skeleton's RIBS. THAT IS GENIUS!
9:55 choccer milk
*Poundland is my go to place at lunch time at school and everytime I go in I think of these videos* 😂😂😂
I mean, M&Ms are basically life here in the US. You'd be hard pressed to find someone that didn't like at least one of their products here, I imagine. It's an American thing - Hershey's if I remember correctly.
M&Ms and Hershey's chocolate are garbage. No American that actually likes chocolate eats that crap.
Hershey tastes like ass
@@phorion11 Well, thanks for your aggressive opinion
“Our friends at funtastic”
Kills me 😂🤣