r/HFY TFOS# 566 - Hazzard by Lostfol (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Valeomega1996
    @Valeomega1996 4 роки тому +119

    *Alien makes blockade near asteroid belt*
    Humanity:Free death race track
    *Aliens profitable confusion*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +16

      seems legit

    • @lordpfeiffer8490
      @lordpfeiffer8490 3 роки тому +15

      Aliens plus humans this is probably the new NASCAR. and the humans designs of ships will just get better improved and hell even our power generation is probbly getting more and more powerful all these aliens are doing is helping us design better shit.

    • @918guy
      @918guy 6 місяців тому

      Them Duke boys gettin up to no good.

  • @scheinerchen6471
    @scheinerchen6471 3 роки тому +43

    smart enough to understand the laws of physics and stupid enough to break them, i like that :-D

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 3 роки тому

      Bend not break. Laws are really only loose rules made from obversation. Like the video said humans are good at finding loopholes to rules so i think the better version is bend them

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 4 місяці тому +1

    My Granddaddy was a moonshine runner and loved to go fast while sipping whiskey. Madlad for certain. This story brought back happy memories.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +39

    'Traveling faster than you can see' definitely pushes on the boundary of the definition of 'sanity'

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 роки тому +1

      Technically, you've got tunnel vision in those curcomstances, not complete" blindness".

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 3 роки тому

      @@Geroskop no.. Its total nothingness. You can see because of light. If you move faster than light your eyes cant register any light. You wouldnt even see the inside of the ship

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Рік тому +1

      Ever watch a top fuel dragster?
      The driver view is nuts.
      You can't see anything after launch until the engine cuts off at 1/8th mile.

    • @TheJMPD
      @TheJMPD Рік тому

      Just remember what Jack Burton always says: "I never drive faster than I can see "

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 роки тому +44

    Humans in 2021: “Gotta go fast!”
    Humans racing an Alien blockade in 1200 years: “I got the Need, the Need for Speed!”

  • @t.j.cornett7495
    @t.j.cornett7495 3 роки тому +31

    Basically the cannonball in space, sweet!

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 роки тому +43

    Welp I would believe that we would literally do this

  • @christopherbahena4498
    @christopherbahena4498 3 роки тому +15

    Nascar in space sounds about right.

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 11 місяців тому +3

    It reminds me of a scene from the BBC series Red Dwarf. The ships AI tried to explain to the MC how hard it was to pilot the ship at light speed. "Even with a IQ of 2000, it's still brown trousers time up here!"

  • @zetaking2909
    @zetaking2909 3 роки тому +15

    sooo space version of how nascar got started >.>

  • @jamesskelton3488
    @jamesskelton3488 3 роки тому +18

    I do hope Junior Jonhson the 23rd is on of the pilots in space Nascar

  • @00DayMan00
    @00DayMan00 3 роки тому +14

    This just feels like Redline

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +23

    Seems realistic.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +6

    "Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Speed us away!
    We're going nowhere fast!"

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 3 роки тому +18

    Yep,... totally something we humans would do. We are the "pft,... hold my beer" species.

  • @brianfulwood7827
    @brianfulwood7827 2 роки тому +11

    I could see this actually being a thing.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +13

    My credits are on the red one, 'cos we all know red makes it faster

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      of course

    • @mrblaqfyre3130
      @mrblaqfyre3130 3 роки тому +2

      @@AgroSquerril Screw dat im cheering for the orange one with the Empire logo on top with the callsign Grand Moff Tarkin

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 Рік тому +2

      Mine or on the " we break for no one"

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 Рік тому

      Char Aznable The red Comet

    • @donaldscholand4617
      @donaldscholand4617 11 місяців тому

      ​@@mrblaqfyre3130Is that a General Lee oblique reference? 👍

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 4 роки тому +27

    Oh yes the most important question of all
    Does it fast?

  • @silva1sme994
    @silva1sme994 4 роки тому +12

    Red line in space?

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 3 роки тому +3

    Redline 2009 for reference!

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 3 роки тому +30

    is this pod racing? I'm sure that it's better than driving in a circle for 500 miles

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 роки тому +4

      No... not pod racing!
      This is Dukes of Hazard in Space!
      Copperhead Road!

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 роки тому +3

      Technically it would be an oval, but yeah, point taken.
      High stakes rally perhaps?
      "Smokey and the Bandit" (get something from point A to point B as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)
      Or a "Cannonball Run" (the movie where you cross the USA as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Nyet-Zdyes You've nailed it, those talking about Cannonball Run and Death Race are wrong. The author even calls one of the characters Captain Bossog. Boss Hogg. The only way he could have made it more clear what his inspiration was would be saying a ship named the General Lee won, or having one of the ships play a Dixie horn over the comms channel.

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 3 роки тому +8

    Just an asside... the Sol asteroid belt averages 600,000km distance between asteroids.

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 роки тому +3

      2 light seconds apart... considering FTL... just input 1/FTL. Seems legit to me))))

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 3 роки тому +2

      @@Geroskop good point... I think.... what were we talking about again?

    • @Geroskop
      @Geroskop 3 роки тому +2

      @@carlfranz6805 we were talking about asteroid belt desity and ships moving at, and above, light speed. I was arguing that even with distances between roids of half a light second, when you moving at speed of more than C you have percived dencity higher.

    • @jamaicanewshub9582
      @jamaicanewshub9582 Рік тому

      Now, try navigating at the speed of light

  • @duncanmassey2099
    @duncanmassey2099 3 роки тому +12

    This is a masterpiece 👏

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for the reading

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +2

    Independent colony. If a colony is too much trouble to rule then grant it independence.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 місяців тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 4 роки тому +13

    Great story man

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 роки тому +3

    For Squerril

  • @shaunford8529
    @shaunford8529 2 роки тому +2

    sounds like space nascar

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 роки тому +8

    I WANNA GO FAST!

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому +7

    I just love those stories!)

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +3

    keeper going

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +5

    For the Race!!

  • @richardhowells5804
    @richardhowells5804 2 роки тому +2

    GAS GAS GAS!

  • @Bruh-po8fc
    @Bruh-po8fc 4 роки тому +11

    Hey agro I wanted to let you know that 2 more chapters if pretty little deathworlders came out a few days ago

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm!

  • @Jameswixom
    @Jameswixom 3 роки тому +3

    Space nascar

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +6

    Try not to laugh challenge.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 4 роки тому +3

    Dakka dakka dakka

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 4 роки тому +6

    Yaaaaay new video !!!!! Thank you !!!✨🌸👍🎉🥳🎉💖🌟

  • @davedave8986
    @davedave8986 4 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @royalcomputer3780
    @royalcomputer3780 3 роки тому +1

    Oh gods

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 6 місяців тому

    2nd time hearing this one UA-cam seems to be broken!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +4

    Trade is more profitable than war.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому +1

    85th, 30 June 2023

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 місяців тому

    interstellar NASCAR ?!?!?!

  • @62forged
    @62forged 9 місяців тому

    😊

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 2 роки тому +1

    😂

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm