We dont fight over juice, we just dont let each other sip out of each others glasses. My husband is big on that, what is his is his and I know better to ask for a piece lol. I'm sorry that your parents relationship is so shitty but go overseas and find yourself a nice girl, being alone is a waste of a life.
My boyfriend tried to impress me in the beginning by saying he wanted to be gluten free like me. Two months later we were fighting about Hawaiian Bread
My husband and Kevin have 2 things in common: Little things piss them off and he HATES it when I grab things off of his plate. I nearly died laughing at that part. 😂😂
Wow this shit is so on point it's scary. My GF does this shit to me all the time, it drives me crazy. She always says she's not "that hungry" and then proceeds to cherry pick the fuck out of the food I'm eating. Anytime we're out with friends at like a sport's bar or concert and she says she's not, "that hungry" I know right away all that means is that she's gonna eat half the food I ordered for myself and then act like she barely touched it. She's real sneaky with it too, like she'll wait until I'm deep in a conversation with someone, and then ease on in like I don't know what she's doing. She's pretty skinny so ppl believe her when she says she doesn't eat much but in reality that's bs, she eats a ton(which btw is completely normal) it's just she covers it up well by trolling off my food and then pretending like I'm the one who ate it all. Lmao, still love her though.
Yea I’m with him on the food thing. My wife is extremely generous when it comes to her food but I am not. I always ask when I order out if she wants anything and she always says no, I used to fall for that shit back in the day because she would eat what I ordered for myself but now I always order her something even if she says no.
Rather than my boyfriend doing this, my best friend does the whole juice/food thing and it drives me nuts. When we're with other people, she always says she's not hungry and then proceeds to eat all my food lol.
Kevin, i know exactly how you feel! Holding hands, opening the door for them..googly eyes..I wuv you baby. Makes me sick! lol! :) The things that couples overlook/ignore or hope that time will cure will be magnified with time. Sad..but true. :) lol!
Lol my boyfriend and I are like the couple Kevin hates lol. We usually only act like that in private though. We do have our fights though so it's like a mix of both... If my guy ever acted like that over juice I'd be gone 😹
This is the Kevin Hart i know and appreciate. His other stuff is okay but not quite him..as far as his comedy. Of course i dont know him personally. But I watch his older material more.
"Seven hours later you bring it back up a sip of goddamn juice you are something else you wasn't even thinking about the juice" LOL I'm weak 😂😭
+Alexis Essome hehehe good one and your not weak :)
+Jordan Whittaker 😂😂smooth
Ding Orr hehehehehe yeah :)
As soon as I read this he said it 😂😂
I don't know after getting old... Most Couples do that 😅😅😅
i died when he said he almost broke up over mashed potatoes lmaooo
😂
Seems like you're about the only one 😂😂 the crowd didn't respond so much. Kevin even was expecting a greater laugh from the crowd when he said that
"Fvck around and take a double sip, Im left with a little sip" 😂😂 this is so me
"Cuz your overthirsty ass want to take a double sip"
" High five I know my man ". 😂😂
Muteb this world shall know pain
Dead wrong if she really did that 😂😂😂
"I tore that thing up" LMAO
"you are something else..." I just laughed so much xD
+Wolfs tigers hehehehehehe same here
ahhahahahhahahahaha "you wasn't even thinking about the juice"
+Rachelle Bañuelos hi
My husband and I have been married for almost 10 years and I can tell you, the juice part is beyond true lol.
And what about the sex position is it also true? :)
+Nodirbek Yulchiev hold this L
take this big L for not knowing what L is
We dont fight over juice, we just dont let each other sip out of each others glasses. My husband is big on that, what is his is his and I know better to ask for a piece lol. I'm sorry that your parents relationship is so shitty but go overseas and find yourself a nice girl, being alone is a waste of a life.
Well you said that you're not in a relationship because of them, so they doesn't scream "they're fine" lol
A sip of my god damn juice you are something else! Lmao
+Alana Johnson i love that line
Let me get up Instagram (;
Same shit since '88 you ain't changed 😂😂😂😂😳😳😳😭😭
🤣🤣😂😂
don't touch kevin's food before he's done talking to Jesus
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7hrs later.. u want a sip of got damn juice !! Lol too funny
+Andrew Marshall hehehehehehehe I agree
“You sippy juice bastard” 😂😂😂💀
.....A sip of my goddamn juice😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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Lol the part when he said Bitch u can't wait til done talking to Jesus before u goddamn touch my goddamn plate.??! 😂🤔🙏
My boyfriend tried to impress me in the beginning by saying he wanted to be gluten free like me. Two months later we were fighting about Hawaiian Bread
Lol
He was willing to be gluten free for you? Damn
His girl moaning sounds like my alarm clock in a morning
jess bev She like, Oooh ooh oooh ooooh Hahaha
moooooooooooo
FireJach god damn you fuckin cows back there.
Sounds like a phone that’s on vibrate
My husband and Kevin have 2 things in common: Little things piss them off and he HATES it when I grab things off of his plate. I nearly died laughing at that part. 😂😂
Your husband and i have a lot in common then lol
a lot of men dont like it
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD
That’s my dad, he hates it
From a male perspective, that pisses us all off. Not just your husband
funny, cause women know but keep doing it
Every fucking time I go through things so rough I swear I come back and watch your videos. Thank you for making my day worth it ✌️😜
Me, too. Survival mode.
Oh my gosh. I am in love with Kevin Hart
Armani Smith L
W.
Magellene Shaw was
''she ever get into a position before you put her in it.'' Im dead!!!!!!!
I was crying when he said “hey u want a little piece? U want me to cut it?” Lmfaoooo
"You cant even wait till I'm done talking to Jesus?" Hahaha
When he started on with that juice thing i laughed so hard that i rolled out of my bed and nearly peed myself
Akosua Addo TMI
@@Ckesjsne They said nearly.
The thing that got me was “High five I know my man”
"Ayeee I tore dat thang up!" LMFAOOO
“No you didn’t” 🤣🤣🤣
"A sip of my gotdamn juuuice...you are something else, you know that?"
I can't f****** breath after that😅
One of the most honest men ever😂
That’s the thing Kevin and I got in common, we’re very honest. Don’t touch my god damn food or juice bitch
Wow this shit is so on point it's scary. My GF does this shit to me all the time, it drives me crazy. She always says she's not "that hungry" and then proceeds to cherry pick the fuck out of the food I'm eating. Anytime we're out with friends at like a sport's bar or concert and she says she's not, "that hungry" I know right away all that means is that she's gonna eat half the food I ordered for myself and then act like she barely touched it. She's real sneaky with it too, like she'll wait until I'm deep in a conversation with someone, and then ease on in like I don't know what she's doing. She's pretty skinny so ppl believe her when she says she doesn't eat much but in reality that's bs, she eats a ton(which btw is completely normal) it's just she covers it up well by trolling off my food and then pretending like I'm the one who ate it all. Lmao, still love her though.
😂 That's awesome. at least she ain't faking it. Just being the real her
Axel Minani LMAO! Oh you made my day with that comment.
True love is when you find someone's quirks adorable rather than irritating.
Yea I’m with him on the food thing. My wife is extremely generous when it comes to her food but I am not. I always ask when I order out if she wants anything and she always says no, I used to fall for that shit back in the day because she would eat what I ordered for myself but now I always order her something even if she says no.
Kevin is becoming one of my favorite comedians
Him and Dave Chappell are my favorites. (I don’t know how to spell Dave’s last name)
this NEVER gets old !
Rather than my boyfriend doing this, my best friend does the whole juice/food thing and it drives me nuts. When we're with other people, she always says she's not hungry and then proceeds to eat all my food lol.
@Frank Rauen I’m pretty sure they meant their friend does it but they don’t. I believe. I don’t know.
Juice part killed me 😂😂😂💀
That's one of the best part of the whole show. 😂😂😂😂😂
"OVER THIRSTY ASS" LMFAO😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't get bored with his videos👏👏👏👏👏👏
My parents got into a two hour argument over the fact that my dad bought the wrong brand of bread cus "it doesn't taste good with the cheddar cheese"
Oh Frank you are so young
@Frank Rauen money
“Uhhh,bitch you wait till I’m done talking to Jesus.” 😂
Same thing since '88 damnnn😂😂😂😂😂
"No, you didn't."
I was lookin for this one 😂😂😂
7 hrs later "a sip of mah g**damn juice" 😂
Love everything about this stand up😂😂
I can understand the mash potato part. If someome steals from my plate i dont think nothing can stop me😂😂
Prime Kev >>>
My fiancé does that to me every time when it comes to food 😂😂😂😂😂 I be like wtf !😂
Damn that last bit was prophetic about his career
He is a scream❤❤❤
Mashed potatoes Kevin?? PINEAPPLES! lol
JEMS Realty LLC wow. You seem like a real fan
Juice is very very important 😂😂😂
You just gon use a key cause u live here 😂
I lost my shit when he said
Take the goddamn fork man!!😂😂
This is just about knowing your boundaries not about arguing
You are somethin else 😂😂
You sip I sip 😂😂😂
We where married 7 years in 10-12-13 and it just gets better everyday !
Kevin, i know exactly how you feel! Holding hands, opening the door for them..googly eyes..I wuv you baby. Makes me sick! lol! :) The things that couples overlook/ignore or hope that time will cure will be magnified with time. Sad..but true. :) lol!
EDDIE LEAL me and my boyfriend is in that phase now 😂😂😩
funny video ever! Kevin hart carry on
Asip of my gaddam juice😂😂😂😂 so true
This is so funny.
I love you Kevin Hart your so funny
The juice one is true. 😂😂😂
Well damm. Mash potatoes 🥔 is one true too. 😂😂
u dont even have to ask 😂😂
Kevin is the best 😂
joey: joey share food
kevin: lemme tell u somthin me neither
when Kevin Hart starts doing his white people impersonations, I am done for
So true I order she wants to eat my plate y huh y dam 😂 just playing
Lol my boyfriend and I are like the couple Kevin hates lol. We usually only act like that in private though. We do have our fights though so it's like a mix of both... If my guy ever acted like that over juice I'd be gone 😹
This is the Kevin Hart i know and appreciate. His other stuff is okay but not quite him..as far as his comedy. Of course i dont know him personally. But I watch his older material more.
Me: who drank all my Cranberry Juice?
My lady: I had the last of it
Me: you better take your ass to the store with that woman
it yours hahahaha..... funniest guy in the world, get well soon Kev
Reminds me of Joey from Friends. He doesn't share food.
Oh my fuck, this is some hilarious shit
+maria montoya I agree
daFQ a sip of my damn Juice ...lol.•
"Joey doesn't share food !!!!!!"
You still got it
The sex part is so true😂😂
Love it
I’m crying 🤣🤣 my bf and I are like that. It’s only fair 0:40
That's so cringe
...you want me to turn over...😂🤣🤣😭
3:55 my ego has been checked
High five...lmmmaaaooo since 88 goddamn hart
its a JUICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3:11 😂
2019🙋🙋
1:30 Lmao!!
“i knew it same thing sense 88’ u ain’t change”
Babe take a sip😂😂😂
2019 anyone?
I still pick off my dad's plate because you know were a big family we HAVE to share
Mashed potatoes are important
Dunno i didnt crack a bit for this but his live interviews are damn funny.....lmao
Holy shit this is funny...."sip of my got damn juice, you are something else."
I'm drinking apple juice while watching this
Legend.
So true lmao
Where can I find the full video???
lmaooooo he reminds me of me omg yo
I've tried a bunch of times to hook into Kevin's comedy, but I just can't do it.
Oh that's a shame!
Hold on, I think I hear my alarm ringing
Sip of juice LMAO
AWESOME...