Comedian Aries Spears Talks About Divorce- Red Pill Knowledge

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Best Quote ''Divorce for a Man is Like getting Raped in the Police station while the cops sit there and watch''
    Comedian Aries spears Talk about divorce in a Live stand up
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  • @ksager123
    @ksager123 6 років тому +4871

    $30,000 is good enough for a hitman...

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus  6 років тому +421

      Great fucked up minds think alike lol i was saying the same thing

    • @ksager123
      @ksager123 6 років тому +49

      Black OGJesus lol

    • @precisiontactics-556
      @precisiontactics-556 6 років тому +84

      That's good enough for 3!

    • @jamesgrosso8920
      @jamesgrosso8920 6 років тому +140

      Brother should’ve called me. $30k solve a lot of problems lol

    • @LovingTinha
      @LovingTinha 6 років тому +13

      Easy money

  • @babayaga1767
    @babayaga1767 6 років тому +5320

    this isn't comedy. this is fact

    • @jimjones3287
      @jimjones3287 6 років тому +19

      Not comedy because most were silent when he was talking about women's gold digging was. But the other stuff they were rolling around with laughter.

    • @kristopherhollon5852
      @kristopherhollon5852 6 років тому +4

      Dude 4 real

    • @petloves1
      @petloves1 6 років тому

      Bullshit

    • @IAM1OUTOF60
      @IAM1OUTOF60 6 років тому +6

      "THIS IS FACTZ !!!!!!"

    • @darmillionaire
      @darmillionaire 6 років тому +10

      Best comedy is fun because it's true.

  • @midasgrey3171
    @midasgrey3171 5 років тому +4057

    This was the deepest Ted talk ever

    • @scottycranwell283
      @scottycranwell283 4 роки тому +39

      I'm still laughing while typing this response 👍👍👍😂🤣🤣😆😂

    • @ewhyte8059
      @ewhyte8059 4 роки тому +9

      I just laughed. Thanks
      He was seriously real.you is seriously funny!

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus  4 роки тому +41

      Lmao just saw this comment 😂

    • @Sombra_Azul_
      @Sombra_Azul_ 4 роки тому +5

      100%

    • @tehprobot
      @tehprobot 4 роки тому +6

      Haven’t laughed this hard at a YT comment. Well done

  • @andrewtan2598
    @andrewtan2598 3 роки тому +236

    Facts!
    I was talking to my female co-worker one day. She mentioned a celebrity couple broke and got divorced. The the female celebrity makes more money so she had to give her share it the divorce to the man. My co-worker was pissed and said. "The man should find a way to make his own money". So much for equality when it's against females

    • @azura3277
      @azura3277 2 роки тому +4

      Talking about Adele maybe?

  • @howardboyd7764
    @howardboyd7764 4 роки тому +433

    This should be required viewing for ALL men. Especially young men...

    • @averyj8924
      @averyj8924 2 роки тому +6

      Especially men who have everything to loose. House, pension, future income etc

  • @CrazeeKid8533
    @CrazeeKid8533 4 роки тому +129

    "5k/month for his son's expenses, where does the other 25k for?" Legit question

    • @leonardoadf2796
      @leonardoadf2796 4 роки тому

      @Radford Tataryn I think that was insightful as a young guy growing up in the world, thank you

    • @jerrychicks2420
      @jerrychicks2420 3 роки тому +1

      Courts get a percentage so the higher the child support the more the court get.

    • @jesterarts734
      @jesterarts734 3 роки тому +4

      I have some reasons I was told, but none make enough logical sense.
      At the end of the day, binding yourself to a women that has emotions
      that change per minute...is not the best gamble.

    • @daltonpayne1514
      @daltonpayne1514 3 роки тому

      @@jesterarts734 true day 💯 women have been like that since the dawn of times

  • @shaabosqueezy6599
    @shaabosqueezy6599 4 роки тому +135

    Never been married. And probably never will be. There is just no point, not with today's women atleast.

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 4 роки тому +6

      @shaabo , I'm 60 . Was MGTOW , my way or the highway . Before it was a thing

    • @kala-adaidakariopusunju6809
      @kala-adaidakariopusunju6809 3 роки тому +11

      women of our moms generation or mom's moms were defo worth wifing but not these one,

    • @youngbloodnba
      @youngbloodnba 3 роки тому

      Sounds stupid. Just get a prenup. She walks away with what she had. Hahah

  • @roliver3165
    @roliver3165 5 років тому +1100

    I absolutely love my wife and she has been a wonderful partner for the past 15 years. She is a great mother for our 2 boys and they adore her. Now having said all that if I were a single guy I would never get married. I consider the state of my marriage pure luck. The laws in this country are so biased, a man is basically playing Russian roulette with his life whenever he ties the knot. Even my wife agrees men get screwed in the United States court system.

    • @anthonydontoh5383
      @anthonydontoh5383 4 роки тому +24

      Roland Oliver true

    • @atl3630
      @atl3630 4 роки тому +73

      I am right there with you. Happy marriage, but wouldn’t do it again. This woman can take me to the cleaners anytime she wants. Take away my kids, all that. Fucked up.

    • @PepTalkTillYouDrop
      @PepTalkTillYouDrop 4 роки тому +35

      Not just the United States it's all over the world now. And it will only get worse until people stop getting married.

    • @elleng5112
      @elleng5112 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly. It’s everywhere else too. I’ve seen it in my own family.

    • @m2goofy760
      @m2goofy760 3 роки тому +32

      Ahhhh, yes,, marriage. Nothing like a man gambling his mental and emotional health, his sanity, and half of everything he owns and will ever own that she won't wake up one day and change her mind...

  • @Byorin
    @Byorin 2 роки тому +22

    Guys, I am married and it's been pretty good. She does not like conflict, so arguments are very rare, and she always tries to cheer me up. She works and believes in sharing, and is still cool with cooking a nice meal. All around, she's great.
    Having said all that, I still advise others NOT to get married. See, I got lucky. Yes, you might get lucky too, but it's a big risk. Plus I'm not stupid, she could change her mind at any time. It's a nice life right around, but who knows what tomorrow will bring.

  • @redpilllense7125
    @redpilllense7125 6 років тому +170

    I saw this comedian 4 years ago with this same act. I remember sitting in the audience with my then wife, during a bad time in my marriage. Ironically, it was the beginning of the end for my marriage. I was sitting there, nervous as fuck thinking "damn, he's right. I'm fucked!". Sure enough, my wife had already checked out and my blue pill mentality just wanted her to "accept" me. Anyhow, we eventually divorced (yes, SHE filed), she went on to destroy my life by taking half my pay, refused to let me see my children and gave ZERO fucks wether I lived or died through this process. It was the WORST time of my life. Even breathing hurt. I wanted to just end it all. It's been 3+ years since our split. Time does heal. Fellas, DO NOT MARRY!!!!!! You are FUCKED the minute you do.

  • @robertcraig2662
    @robertcraig2662 5 років тому +500

    Yeah it was funny AF...yeah it made me laugh....
    But it wasn't comedy...It was 24 carat gold standard wisdom....We need more comedians/preachers like that...

    • @abes3925
      @abes3925 5 років тому +10

      George Carlin did similar type of stand up. Comedies don't just make you laugh but they also will say shit everyone else is too afraid too admit.

    • @avinoamneuwald1296
      @avinoamneuwald1296 3 роки тому

      George Carlin pandered to women a little just a little

    • @VyrasVargrPK
      @VyrasVargrPK 3 роки тому +1

      Bill burr

    • @pepehorhae
      @pepehorhae 2 роки тому

      chapelle, eddie griffin, chris rock and him are who i listen to regards these wise and reality stuff talks.

  • @mervinjohnorozco9864
    @mervinjohnorozco9864 6 років тому +827

    I really wanted to laugh, but the red pills are choking me.

    • @michael777e
      @michael777e 6 років тому +14

      Mervin Orozco .... If you paid attention as a kid you don't have to worry about taking the red pill. You are all ready prepared.

    • @jeffcard1A
      @jeffcard1A 5 років тому

      @Mm Mmm and where was your dad?

    • @jeffcard1A
      @jeffcard1A 5 років тому

      @@ShenMerrick go back to your video games and fantasy roleplay little bitch boy. you wouldn't survive one day in the real fucking world.

    • @khethelozungu984
      @khethelozungu984 5 років тому +1

      @@jeffcard1A I was convinced we were all living in the real world. :o
      Guess some of us are living in a simulation...

    • @seymourstewart4425
      @seymourstewart4425 5 років тому

      The truth choke chicks alot

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 5 років тому +97

    Dammm,this was more like the perfect explanation of reality than a stand up show. What Aries said needs to be heard by the masses.

  • @9latinumStudioz
    @9latinumStudioz Рік тому +2

    I like how he pointed 😂 it's too real for them 🤣💯

  • @ishtar0077
    @ishtar0077 6 років тому +102

    This set was on fire. I love this man. There is truth in here but also this laws come from different times to protect women back in days. We new laws to reflect modern times.

    • @scholageemusic9373
      @scholageemusic9373 5 років тому +13

      protect? you mean over satisfy women with finance she never worked for and leave the man stranded. sounds more like taking past anger out on todays men.

    • @get_it_done4580
      @get_it_done4580 2 роки тому +1

      @@scholageemusic9373 facts

  • @matthewcarter1973
    @matthewcarter1973 6 років тому +421

    He look like a gangsta Carlton

  • @essencenicole9731
    @essencenicole9731 4 роки тому +22

    He truly is a gifted comic

  • @Woadyn
    @Woadyn 6 років тому +373

    Notice all the laughter was by women.. pay attention

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 років тому +26

      @Jose Diaz men don't exist as a collective or monolith. It's every-man-for-himself out here.

    • @clipsidevids
      @clipsidevids 5 років тому +1

      Coz funny is the truth..

    • @serialhealer5113
      @serialhealer5113 5 років тому +1

      Scary

    • @basicstinkin7264
      @basicstinkin7264 5 років тому +7

      Men always ‘pay’ when there are women around.

    • @Anonymous.034
      @Anonymous.034 5 років тому +4

      Cause all the dudes started looking at eachother and their girls like 😐

  • @musicwelikemang
    @musicwelikemang 4 роки тому +9

    Every woman on a scholarship.
    Im crying, so good

  • @justjoe942
    @justjoe942 4 роки тому +26

    Aries is on a short list of the funniest and smartest. He says what most men feel but few can articulate.

  • @evenmoahdakka8820
    @evenmoahdakka8820 6 років тому +234

    They know it, just act all offended if you call it out. MGTOW

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva 6 років тому

      Gay

    • @bigrc2255
      @bigrc2255 6 років тому +13

      Dilettante Yes you are a gay mangina good to know you figured it out

    • @jl644
      @jl644 6 років тому +1

      He called out his true tittle lol

    • @austingriffith850
      @austingriffith850 6 років тому

      Men going their own way. therationalmale.com/ Look up this site and read the book. It's full of excellent information.

    • @copperme
      @copperme 5 років тому

      @Tarun Singaria mgtows are simps who idolises thots who don't want them. Then they get bitter and wallow from their sunken place where they abide.

  • @steveretiredandcranky
    @steveretiredandcranky 6 років тому +5

    He wrapped up my 30 years of research in 6 minutes, no errors, a flowing stream of consciousness that rang true in the corners of my mind. Very well done.

  • @dwreus81
    @dwreus81 2 роки тому +1

    This guy should be more mainstream. He’s unique and 100% funny. Way better than the short guy.

  • @cassiusfelix2805
    @cassiusfelix2805 4 роки тому +19

    This guy is speaking facts

  • @01cbr929rider
    @01cbr929rider 2 роки тому

    Comedians say what we all think. REAL TALK

  • @mindfulldonjuan5495
    @mindfulldonjuan5495 2 роки тому +3

    No marriage = No divorce...
    Simple math
    and I love seeing them pay half of everything now.
    I love feminism.

  • @jasonbaltrusch5696
    @jasonbaltrusch5696 6 років тому +9

    Loved this guy when i was growing up watching mad tv, great to see him again doing stand-up and killing it

  • @ashantizulu144
    @ashantizulu144 4 роки тому +9

    Mannn Aries dropping Jewels & y’all cut it short 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @kingfarao1435
    @kingfarao1435 4 роки тому +1

    Smack bang spot on brother. Im divorced too and that is some rough and cruel sh*t that we just have to accept fro judges, there is no justice in 99% of the cases.

  • @LordShockwave9
    @LordShockwave9 4 роки тому +5

    There is nothing funnier, than the truth.

  • @ralphdunny4312
    @ralphdunny4312 5 років тому +4

    He speaking str8 facts tho💯
    Thats why Aries is ma favorite comedian he gives you facts but yet soo hilarious about it ..he is soo underatted 💯

  • @tylero8595
    @tylero8595 6 років тому +40

    I MGTOWd 9 years ago. The first 3 years were hard. Now life is great.

    • @steadycruising3251
      @steadycruising3251 5 років тому +1

      Congrats dawg

    • @barf8594
      @barf8594 5 років тому +1

      TYLER OHM what do you mean by hard? What were you missing the most? I’m trying to MGTOW myself but it’s hard to keep on with the feeling of loneliness sometimes. Pussy is good and all but true boundary is what I’m missing.
      Would be great to hear your feedback man 🤙🏽

    • @mela3889
      @mela3889 5 років тому

      Barf same, would love to hear some feedback OP

    • @ememe1412
      @ememe1412 5 років тому +1

      What is MGTOW?

  • @reginaldwoods6615
    @reginaldwoods6615 3 роки тому +1

    Boy this joke hit different when you realize the joke was more of a warning...he ain’t bulljiving at all

  • @ndegwandirangu8499
    @ndegwandirangu8499 6 років тому +33

    Well, damn Spears. You was supposed to be funny, not come here speaking facts, man. Lord almighty 😔😔

    • @kalaln323
      @kalaln323 5 років тому

      Ndegwa Ndirangu still funny

  • @brianna44marie71
    @brianna44marie71 3 роки тому +8

    I'm not paying everything for any woman and I'm never ever getting married or put myself in a bullshit relationship also there all the same and in today's world not much you can trust.

  • @music4thesoul491
    @music4thesoul491 5 років тому +5

    This has always been top 3 best stand up of all time. Very few comedians can tell you the truth and make you laugh.

  • @hillre14
    @hillre14 3 роки тому +3

    I'm married and I would never ever do it again...ever.

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 3 роки тому

      But you’re still married though.

    • @hillre14
      @hillre14 3 роки тому

      @@Kal-El207 yep love my wife... However I'd never do it again marriage is alot of work.

  • @eddieclay92
    @eddieclay92 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely no lies detected. Women will never understand how scary it is for men to put their legacy, half of their resources at risk if the marriage doesn't last til death do they part. The court system is unfairly designed to favor the ex-wife.

  • @sauceghandi2799
    @sauceghandi2799 5 років тому +4

    This man told all truth 😂😂😂😂

  • @sageejumanjee
    @sageejumanjee 5 років тому +6

    BRUH...matrimony has the word MATRIARCH in it...JUSTICE is a blindfolded WOMAN holding scales...GOD is a woman...

    • @toddbaker2875
      @toddbaker2875 4 роки тому

      Well then fuck God and she's really needs to get her shit together.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 років тому +4

    1:45
    It's true.

  • @Ispeakthetruth535
    @Ispeakthetruth535 4 роки тому +4

    This is so real I'm tripping rightnow I hope all the women in the audience feel bad cause this is facts straight up.

    • @mugensaverem8594
      @mugensaverem8594 4 роки тому

      Been years of stuff like this being announced. Very little people of both man and women don’t care of our work effort and pain we experience. But if their nails or hairline of emotion bent or cracked the world cares about it. Our pain don’t matter to the world unless you’ve gain some sort of recognition of something or famous and yet still that ain’t enough to draw the line. I’ve been in bars where it’s ok for a group of women to talk about their past exes and who, what, or how of a person they are in public to their friends. We don’t matter. We only matter to our mothers. And that’s some times not possible

  • @pauljordan1080
    @pauljordan1080 4 роки тому +1

    Aries Spears speaking nothing but the truth 💯💯

  • @jeremys4461
    @jeremys4461 4 роки тому +15

    Not sure, but all I can hear are the women in the audience laughing at everything he has said. That's all I need to know.

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus  4 роки тому +9

      That's exactly why you don't marry. And notice they STFU after he started dropping facts on how much men will pay

  • @964302
    @964302 3 роки тому

    TRUE FACTS ALWAYS PRENUP , you come an go with what you brought in an so will I we leave equally with what we brought to the table

  • @justus7181
    @justus7181 2 роки тому

    Entering marriage is like doing his comedy show without a contract, you can tell the jokes but the laughs are on you

  • @mgtowarena9636
    @mgtowarena9636 4 роки тому

    THE most concise and accurate summary of the current zeitgeist in the States.

  • @crown_resident
    @crown_resident 4 роки тому +2

    im not getting married to my lover till we senior citizens. Thats when I know its real

  • @kokoeteukpong8211
    @kokoeteukpong8211 10 місяців тому

    Brother spat truth at that crowd 💯

  • @bramgierkink7485
    @bramgierkink7485 Рік тому

    "Better get yo equal ass up and handle this" 😭😭

  • @Mazeltof90
    @Mazeltof90 Рік тому

    I watch comedians to get generally educated. They are as wise as a wizard and as good on wrapping those packages into candy as a doctor pairing medicine with candy. You laugh and it is good for you

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 2 роки тому +1

    There is so much truth in this

  • @tonythepony8284
    @tonythepony8284 2 роки тому

    Real talk. Lucked out with ex,no kids.

  • @MrRayden6
    @MrRayden6 2 роки тому

    Hit the nail on the head kinda talk....real

  • @kennithbryant349
    @kennithbryant349 2 роки тому +1

    Man he spoke alot of truth! Wow, I can relate every point to include that damn child support. It's messed up how one-sided courts are, even if the woman messed the relstionship up...smh🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @mohammed_lamine5917
    @mohammed_lamine5917 6 років тому +8

    the females in the crowd were definately not feeling those child support facts.
    #if women want equal rights then they also deserve equal lefts👊👊👊

  • @vangdavid2
    @vangdavid2 2 роки тому +2

    Who's this guy? He's authentic. I'm a new fan.

  • @rikkyaduwak9819
    @rikkyaduwak9819 3 роки тому

    I've missed him so so much 😭

  • @chrraydendeeznuts6978
    @chrraydendeeznuts6978 3 роки тому

    True king of comedy!

  • @chandlermeeks-owens2497
    @chandlermeeks-owens2497 4 роки тому +4532

    "Men aren't afraid of commitment, they're afraid of divorce". Yo. Preach.

    • @vkirisome4701
      @vkirisome4701 4 роки тому +22

      Chandler Meeks-Owens ain’t that the truth

    • @Gunner-yo4bh
      @Gunner-yo4bh 4 роки тому +32

      The much weakened American system that materialises the marriage tradition, should have every wealthy man/woman out there pretty shit scared. Why not have fun with the younger, yet to be hit with nightmare peer pressure of having kids and family and avoid committing to conditional relationships that pressures one to marry only to claim divorce and take half of what you have worked hard for all your life! Today's standard has gotten it all wrong and it ain't worth doing anymore.

    • @sierra6music
      @sierra6music 4 роки тому +8

      Never thought about that, but its true

    • @jaybrava2741
      @jaybrava2741 4 роки тому +15

      Women:
      So you’re saying your still afraid

    • @Snarkulous
      @Snarkulous 4 роки тому +5

      I'm confused, do none of their partners work? Women have also lost money in divorces

  • @sliceofbread29yrago52
    @sliceofbread29yrago52 6 років тому +3623

    He ain't joking. The best comedians tell facts.
    -
    It's the politicians who joke

    • @MycketTuff
      @MycketTuff 5 років тому +45

      Socrates taught you well son!

    • @mangincmaki92
      @mangincmaki92 5 років тому +5

      Church

    • @apalapaemo
      @apalapaemo 5 років тому +5

      True , Plato you are a wise man and i didn't knew you are still alive

    • @davidalexander1483
      @davidalexander1483 5 років тому +4

      Socrates trained you well

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 5 років тому

      500th like

  • @elboogie2324
    @elboogie2324 5 років тому +2534

    As a divorced man, I support this message.

    • @murphywallace9336
      @murphywallace9336 4 роки тому +2

      Edith Dlp Why have you been together for so long yet not getting married...? You’re wasting life not getting married if you’ve been together for oh so long.

    • @murphywallace9336
      @murphywallace9336 4 роки тому +2

      Edith Dlp Its better to start now or never, right? Trust me, I wouldn’t keep my woman waiting that long if we were together.

    • @blackalgorithmist000
      @blackalgorithmist000 4 роки тому +39

      Marriage is overrated real trust and commitment doesn't need the court of law to acknowledge you

    • @mugensaverem8594
      @mugensaverem8594 4 роки тому +1

      Edith Dlp your husband is afraid of alimony...is that the only reason you can think of? Is that the only thing you think your man or other guys hold as a reason to avoid marriage? Really? Lol oookkaayy. Men who go to jail by a simple sentence a women can give to cops on domestic violence without analyzing the scenario. But you’re right, your husbands reason is the ONLY reason why we guys avoid marriage huh. Interesting. So losing money is the main fear we have huh...lol you should be grateful he hasn’t seen other options within those 20years

    • @RedJackWZ
      @RedJackWZ 4 роки тому +1

      @@murphywallace9336 ..i..

  • @ChubbyGames
    @ChubbyGames 2 роки тому +385

    You can tell by the look on his face, he got divorced...best of luck to you Aries :)

    • @Insubordinate1204
      @Insubordinate1204 2 роки тому +7

      And the weight he lost. Christopher Titus talks about loosing weight during his divorce

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 2 роки тому +5

      What does 30k a month do to ur ambition?

    • @neianeguinhausa
      @neianeguinhausa 2 роки тому

      @Nikita Webber that's his money.
      I agree with everything he said.

    • @R_Karri
      @R_Karri 15 днів тому

      I could tell when he said it

  • @modymodypiper6493
    @modymodypiper6493 5 років тому +4545

    We're living in a time where comedians speak more truth than media.

    • @gamalsankara1388
      @gamalsankara1388 4 роки тому +16

      🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

    • @dnined5963
      @dnined5963 4 роки тому +4

      fuck kenya

    • @johnnymayes6262
      @johnnymayes6262 4 роки тому +5

      Hell yea

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus  4 роки тому +41

      That's why I boy cotted it a long time ago and just watch UA-cam and learn truth on the internet

    • @regulardude7961
      @regulardude7961 4 роки тому +11

      yes but that's always been true. It is more true now though, so point taken.

  • @adambandurak8913
    @adambandurak8913 6 років тому +5639

    If I quit my job, my employer is not required to keep issuing me a paycheque. If you quit your relationship, you shouldn't be entitled to keep the lifestyle that went with it.

    • @stevelovesgod
      @stevelovesgod 6 років тому +90

      NICE

    • @bboyStuntZ
      @bboyStuntZ 6 років тому +80

      PREACH!!!

    • @dorondavid4698
      @dorondavid4698 6 років тому +33

      Amen!

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 6 років тому +56

      @Taelan Baylor I pay 12k in child support but she has to blow me once a month. Minor stipulation

    • @rubyjames3105
      @rubyjames3105 6 років тому +33

      if you are equating a job with a relationship then you're a goof

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 5 років тому +1877

    The crowd is so quiet because he's up there speaking truth instead of being funny. They have no idea how to react and that's just sad.

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 4 роки тому +19

      Very true !!!

    • @Ironclad6661
      @Ironclad6661 4 роки тому +40

      Comedians will tell the truths that no one else can tell. Look at Dave Chapelle his stories he speaks so much truth that I think I learn
      about life as much as I laugh.

    • @mennorooker3939
      @mennorooker3939 4 роки тому +20

      Are they supposed to belt out in laughter over facts then? They're listening... that's a pretty decent reaction I'd say.

    • @charleswilliams120
      @charleswilliams120 4 роки тому +1

      Facts well said

    • @cjcj7387
      @cjcj7387 4 роки тому +3

      @@viracocha go get married

  • @agoraphobicadam1171
    @agoraphobicadam1171 5 років тому +2054

    Women: I like marriage because it gives me security.
    Men: Marriage takes away my security.

    • @mentak2593
      @mentak2593 5 років тому +28

      Then shut up and just don't get married. Whiners....

    • @gwen8742
      @gwen8742 5 років тому +3

      Now days it’s the other way around

    • @rddubbwright6283
      @rddubbwright6283 4 роки тому +1

      true

    • @cartoonlove7386
      @cartoonlove7386 4 роки тому +10

      Alyse Truth well someone is bent out of shape

    • @mugensaverem8594
      @mugensaverem8594 4 роки тому +11

      Alyse Truth lol you call that whining? You married? If not I can see why based off your video selection. Creepy shit you watch on that ASMR massage bullshit. You’re quite the weird one lol I expected guys to more likely do some creepy shit like that lol you take it up the butt?

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 5 років тому +2100

    Does this even count as comedy? Everything he said was 100% true. There weren't really any jokes, just painful facts.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 5 років тому +31

      This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Krusty is about to retire, but then decides to become a comedian when people start laughing at him when he tells the truth.
      ua-cam.com/video/0cZd8XyTfZ0/v-deo.html

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki 5 років тому +26

      The truth was so painful it caused the women laughter. It's sad that women have this "all fat women are beautiful" and "women need equality" and men have nothing when the chips are already in the women's favor...

    • @teafulrevolutiongroovers9699
      @teafulrevolutiongroovers9699 5 років тому +7

      Thats what make it funny..

    • @eldiabloblanco3167
      @eldiabloblanco3167 5 років тому +15

      Ahh, now you're starting to understand comedy.

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 5 років тому +9

      It's funny because it's true

  • @TheAnomaly330
    @TheAnomaly330 6 років тому +403

    "Divorce is like getting raped in the police station while the cops watch and don't help" lmao!!!!!!!!!

    • @eugenemartiny6615
      @eugenemartiny6615 5 років тому +17

      ...while high-fiving the rapist

    • @walterhamlin4875
      @walterhamlin4875 5 років тому +10

      Bro that is the realest expression of thought line there is to me!

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 років тому +3

      You laugh, but this happens a lot in prison... If its a big bad mother fucker with a history of violence and there's only a couple guards on duty, your going to get raped, on camera and they won't lift a finger to come and help you.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 років тому +1824

    Seems the only winning move is not to play...

    • @shyowl3453
      @shyowl3453 5 років тому +51

      exactly

    • @brandonbandstra226
      @brandonbandstra226 5 років тому +84

      Jesus said be in the world but not of the world. Same realization

    • @ismailmarican8297
      @ismailmarican8297 5 років тому +1

      I'll remember this...

    • @CvnDqnrU
      @CvnDqnrU 5 років тому +85

      Jesus said if she breaths she's a thot

    • @RandomPothead.
      @RandomPothead. 5 років тому +16

      The essence of game theory.

  • @diogenesthecynic5037
    @diogenesthecynic5037 6 років тому +778

    This shit has never been more important for every man to hear. Keep swerving them hoes fellas

    • @wesleyoriginal3778
      @wesleyoriginal3778 6 років тому +3

      Not even one feminist in site.

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 6 років тому +3

      Diogenes The Cynic men and women should not live together they should live beside each other and visit frequently😄

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 6 років тому

      @@joygernautm6641 I firmly agree with you. Cohabitation is obviously a failure.

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 6 років тому +2

      Diogenes The Cynic yup. Familiarity breeds contempt. She will eventually get tired of picking up after his shit and he will eventually want new pussy. People who cohabitate end up taking eachother for granted.

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 6 років тому +1

      Lots of old/fat/poor/unfuckable men on this thread getting all angry...

  • @salvadorvidrio6031
    @salvadorvidrio6031 4 роки тому +153

    I was tricked into watching a TED Talk.
    And I loved every minute of it!

  • @bandicoot2930
    @bandicoot2930 6 років тому +705

    You can tell this man was taken to the cleaners...30k a month damn

  • @robertgray320
    @robertgray320 5 років тому +786

    Straight facts....................rich people shouldn't even get married, they got too much to lose.

    • @Burningarrow7
      @Burningarrow7 5 років тому +31

      Robert Gray Poor guys have even more to lose

    • @jebes909090
      @jebes909090 5 років тому +23

      Rich people should marry other rich people and ha e the families involved with lawyers at the start.

    • @DL1of1
      @DL1of1 5 років тому +24

      @@Burningarrow7 if you're rich, marry an other rich person, simple as that, because at least you will know the person isn't using you for your money, because they got their own.

    • @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز
      @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز 5 років тому +21

      Wrong! poor men have it harder, they go to jail!

    • @Buzz_Mustermann
      @Buzz_Mustermann 5 років тому +1

      They got the right lawyers

  • @bobbybooshay5854
    @bobbybooshay5854 5 років тому +932

    Lol crowd thinks he's joking. You can see it on his face this is real life

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 4 роки тому +10

      Bobby Booshay exactly

    • @greencrocidile6246
      @greencrocidile6246 4 роки тому +14

      Bobby Booshay they felt it to the awkwardness was there

    • @mattpoochi6964
      @mattpoochi6964 4 роки тому +9

      Bo bo bo Bobby, Sometimes laughing at the painful truth is easier than crying. Being able to make light of hardships is an art form... and makes for the greatest comedy.

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 2 роки тому

      Na, the crowd knows. It’s an unspoken truth that we all know

    • @ladellmimms
      @ladellmimms 2 роки тому

      @J the Diddy paying 90K to 2 women is crazy

  • @eros727
    @eros727 4 роки тому +477

    Man ,breaks my heart seeing Aries like this. Look at his face and listen to his voice, it’s like his soul’s been sucked out of him.

    • @usa7917
      @usa7917 3 роки тому +1

      @Tuudur Reikop pink boy

    • @usa7917
      @usa7917 3 роки тому +1

      @Tuudur Reikop u gay.....u need help

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 роки тому +27

      He fell for the marriage scam

    • @Inlinetodie
      @Inlinetodie 2 роки тому +1

      So true he was so lively in Mad TV

    • @stratford19
      @stratford19 2 роки тому +3

      So did I and I am so miserable.

  • @chelseafcfanisy
    @chelseafcfanisy 6 років тому +987

    30 grand a month! Omg, that’s horrifying.

    • @scottalbers2518
      @scottalbers2518 6 років тому +31

      He's only being honest.

    • @TheMick200
      @TheMick200 6 років тому +9

      I really find that hard to believe

    • @sadiaansari4574
      @sadiaansari4574 6 років тому +8

      Swallae me too. What's he working on that means he can pay so much? His comedy dropped off years ago and as far as I know he doesn't have a career in entertainment or film etc. Maybe he's really good at business and is a high powered executive or something....

    • @dmx1721
      @dmx1721 6 років тому +21

      you think thats bad did you hear what blake griffin has to pay per month and he wasnt married to the bitch just had a kid with her

    • @hamasaken
      @hamasaken 6 років тому +4

      more times that not woman gets custody maybe he did sinse they were maried he ewen had less of a chanse to get custody

  • @dante340
    @dante340 6 років тому +223

    Aries kinda reminds me of George Carlin's stand-up in this clip.
    It's not so much about the jokes as much as it's about speaking cold hard and honest truths, and you just can't help but laugh at how true it is. Mad respect for this

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 5 років тому +6

      the content isnt whats funny, its the delivery. he is giving out a daily dose of reality with a nice coating to wash it down because it can be so damn hard to swallow at times.

    • @theempire00
      @theempire00 2 роки тому

      Reminds me also a bit of classic Chris Rock

  • @polar9527
    @polar9527 4 роки тому +668

    Getting married: worst decision I ever made

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 4 роки тому +27

      Just wait till u divorce.....

    • @austinmahana3728
      @austinmahana3728 4 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @pr0phet
      @pr0phet 4 роки тому +12

      Still hurts til this day

    • @PepTalkTillYouDrop
      @PepTalkTillYouDrop 4 роки тому +18

      I feel you. Literally like signing your own life into slavery and to the worse slave owner yet.

    • @anele.nsithole5593
      @anele.nsithole5593 3 роки тому +4

      Damn sorry you feel that way.

  • @devonakpom6696
    @devonakpom6696 5 років тому +145

    Paul Mooney said it best "A wet p and a dry purse don't match"

  • @TheJumpman706
    @TheJumpman706 5 років тому +185

    He learned well from big cousin Patrice lol this my guy right here.

    • @tracysimon7972
      @tracysimon7972 5 років тому +24

      RIP Patrice. He was very slept on

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 4 роки тому +12

      RIP patrice

    • @danielhendrix8397
      @danielhendrix8397 4 роки тому +8

      Looked at the comments specifically to find a shout out to Patrice. RIP to an all time great

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 роки тому +3

      Were they really related or you just saying it in context..
      Also RIP Patrice

    • @csingleton9130
      @csingleton9130 3 роки тому +1

      Rev.Patrice O'Neal, because he was teaching religion. Miss that guy🙏

  • @HybridSpektar
    @HybridSpektar 3 роки тому +7

    Can we replace the media with comedians? It would be more truthful.

  • @jaredmclaren5571
    @jaredmclaren5571 6 років тому +89

    Another great comedian, Bill Burr, on divorce settlements: "Since when did it start costing $50k/month to feed a kid a bowl of froot loops?"

  • @thenoblejak8179
    @thenoblejak8179 6 років тому +188

    damn i feel bad for him. learn from other people mistakes

    • @garethlosper6197
      @garethlosper6197 6 років тому +3

      ... Before Satan's grip, trip, catch you off guard (God) like an atheist.

    • @danielprice538
      @danielprice538 6 років тому

      He didn’t even make a mistake, system just fuckin sucks

    • @khethelozungu984
      @khethelozungu984 5 років тому +1

      @@garethlosper6197 Oooohhhh shit!

  • @haddingtoniangcp2464
    @haddingtoniangcp2464 5 років тому +137

    "Every woman in here sitting on a scholarship"

  • @Snarge22
    @Snarge22 6 років тому +504

    Wow is that fella good. And the sad thing is, most of the women in the audience either don't know or certainly don't care if a man has difficulties or is marginalized in some way. The women just move on. Stand by your man is not what happens these days when 2/3rds of divorces are filed by wives. It is not men who have problems with commitment. They simply can't afford the cost of women choosing not to remain committed.

    • @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471
      @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 6 років тому +46

      "Its not men who have problem with commitment, its just they cannot afford the cost of women choosing not to remain committed." Preach brother preach.

    • @Rixxrap
      @Rixxrap 6 років тому +27

      Bitches don't know loyalty anymore.

    • @steveretiredandcranky
      @steveretiredandcranky 6 років тому +5

      Very well said.

    • @ThaDreamMerchant
      @ThaDreamMerchant 6 років тому +13

      Snarge22, if you don't mind, I'm gonna use that last sentence and put it on a T-Shirt. That shit is golden.

    • @tumbles19911
      @tumbles19911 6 років тому +1

      The truth has set u free my friend...nicely said

  • @bodhixxx1
    @bodhixxx1 6 років тому +5285

    I never laughed once not because he is a bad comedian it is because it is horrifying hearing the truth. thanks so much for all the likes!!

    • @crowncliff
      @crowncliff 6 років тому +212

      Your comment is fucked up, depressing..... and true 😫

    • @kaiki8318
      @kaiki8318 6 років тому +100

      MGTOW is the only way to be sure

    • @devinmccurry1160
      @devinmccurry1160 6 років тому +18

      Yeah i feel you

    • @dummyaccount7718
      @dummyaccount7718 6 років тому +34

      While it usually is 2 sides to virtually every situation and you can usually throw in "Alternative Circumstances"
      They're taking back Child Support from when I got married and actually help raise my kids until she became a full-time crackhead and I with my Mom's help raised all our kids even the one she already had but I will never be reimbursed back, I'm a man. While she is only cool with the first child she had when we met, the ones we have together can't stand her because of that addiction and lying. They go hand in hand!!!!!!!!!!

    • @steveretiredandcranky
      @steveretiredandcranky 6 років тому +49

      I also did not laugh. I just nodded through the whole thing.

  • @chewface
    @chewface 6 років тому +5637

    And yet, even with all these facts....women would still never dare acknowledge their privilege. To women...they are perpetual victims.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 6 років тому +159

      They are solipsistic creatures. It's mind-boggling really if you think about it.

    • @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471
      @disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 6 років тому +145

      Because they are victims of this Evil patriarchy. Whatever this guy is saying is sexest misogynistic and completely wrong. ** Posts a link of a bullshit buzzfeed article or from some other similar websites. **

    • @bryanpratt5850
      @bryanpratt5850 6 років тому +156

      They wouldn't dare acknowledge their privilege because more men would wake up.

    • @Kdm109
      @Kdm109 6 років тому +106

      I love being a woman and hate the feminist for ruining my pussy privilege.

    • @bellytweenywun8597
      @bellytweenywun8597 6 років тому +21

      @@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 you scared me for a sec I was like aww man here we go

  • @kevinchappell3694
    @kevinchappell3694 6 років тому +602

    Even when the wealth is made during the marriage, if the money isn’t made equally, then it shouldn’t be split in half.

    • @AdvocateSpirit
      @AdvocateSpirit 6 років тому +10

      Not sure about that. I appreciate what you're saying but how do you value all that he did for you even though she made more through the process

    • @GQ-jv9uw
      @GQ-jv9uw 6 років тому

      True

    • @SharpWanker
      @SharpWanker 6 років тому +15

      30k reward for bossing nannies around

    • @ritzkola2302
      @ritzkola2302 6 років тому +9

      Troy Blackman appreciation of a great relationship and money have nothing to do with each other

    • @kevinchappell3694
      @kevinchappell3694 6 років тому +3

      Ritz Kola until she wants it all

  • @redfemmediaries8762
    @redfemmediaries8762 5 років тому +702

    This wasn't even comedy, this was straight facts and I'm a woman

  • @Sparkyspage
    @Sparkyspage 2 роки тому +59

    ‘Divorce is like getting raped in a police station and the cops don’t do a thing about it.’ - Accurate as only a man with divorce experience can describe.

  • @stevet6665
    @stevet6665 5 років тому +268

    As a happily divorced man, I can verify that what this guy is saying is absolutely the truth. The only reason it counts as comedy is because it's politically incorrect to acknowledge the truth about marriage and divorce. Since I understand the reality of the marriage contract, I just laugh when I'm asked if (or sometimes even "when") I'm going to get married again. #men are waking up

  • @JukuduB
    @JukuduB 6 років тому +621

    I'm a woman and he is 100% correct.

    • @user-gv6ei2jg8g
      @user-gv6ei2jg8g 5 років тому +9

      pintobeanpintobean and you are a rare breed miss

    • @miguelrodriguez7715
      @miguelrodriguez7715 5 років тому +6

      No your supposed to disagree

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому +3

      Did a bitch say that! Daammmnn🤔

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 5 років тому +8

      @@josephepps7805 no a woman did

    • @lro001
      @lro001 5 років тому +3

      Louis Vuitton 💯Facts!!!

  • @SoDope29
    @SoDope29 4 роки тому +56

    Told my family from the beginning I'm not trying to get married but after this video I know see that I'm going to be happier being single

    • @blackogjesus
      @blackogjesus  4 роки тому +11

      Sadly that's our future, and the fact that women have no interest in trying to change the laws just show what kinda females they really are.
      I might be single for the rest of my life but at least I'll be single, rich, and running through gold diggers lol.

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 6 місяців тому

      I know statistics, I know odds, and I know it's the stupid, the lucky and the privileged who try to beat them. If your living in the USA, your level of happiness tends to go down in a relationship, and that goes double for having kids. Maybe if I was living somewhere else like Germany, maybe if I actually had great parents, it would be a Serious...... MAYBE. But I understand that not only was I failed in ways I just didn't understand till I was older, but that weirdly enough in a lot of ways, it's the self proclaimed "loser" who I was told never to be like, the person who rides his bike around town, who lives a simple life, who isn't ambitious, who isn't interested in money, is the one actually experiencing life in the moment, is the one who is proud of his decisions, and who recognizes....... The house of cards.

  • @royshuler7046
    @royshuler7046 4 роки тому +61

    Aries is on point. After paying more than $197,000 in child support during the past 15 years, my ex-wife had the unmitigated gall to ask me if I was going to continue sending her money when the child support order expires in a few months. After replying with an unmistakable ‘no,’ I advised her that my intention is to deal directly with our children who are now of majority age.

    • @semyaza555
      @semyaza555 Рік тому +5

      200k ??! JEEEEZE

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Рік тому +4

      How dare she, unless that kid is special needs n needs real help n care, if the kid is now an adult, no real reason to pay "child support"..

    • @royshuler7046
      @royshuler7046 Рік тому +4

      @@P71ScrewHead - exactly 💯.

    • @royshuler7046
      @royshuler7046 Рік тому

      And@@semyaza555 - that’s just the money that I sent directly to the court to disburse. It doesn’t include money that’s spent for other necessities like clothing, sneakers, sports activities, entertainment, and the like.

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Рік тому

      @@royshuler7046 Good luck man, n keep a good relationship with your kids, if possible..

  • @stackbundles2663
    @stackbundles2663 4 роки тому +135

    I don't think Aries Spears is Underrated but he most definitely is under appreciated

    • @toonmama6
      @toonmama6 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed. I find it irritating that people are depicting him as a "hater" torwards other comedians, when he is the few c that actually have an original point of view. They call him bitter, but i appreciate his percepective because its his, and hes funny period.

  • @mochauchiha1915
    @mochauchiha1915 4 роки тому +38

    That 1.2k dislikes are from people who can’t handle the truth. This man speaks nothing but brutal facts and it’s crazy cause that’s how women and men are in this generation, same as with relationships.

    • @gregorykillen4564
      @gregorykillen4564 2 роки тому +2

      No, their from the women who don't like men being alerted to the marriage scam !!!!!!!

  • @MultiFRINK
    @MultiFRINK 4 роки тому +145

    The room was so quiet when he talking about divorce. That sounded like an uncomfortably honest set or an attentive classroom.

    • @HusseinAbdirahman
      @HusseinAbdirahman 3 роки тому +5

      that Disney BS is finally getting thrown in the bin

    • @cjgreen4331
      @cjgreen4331 3 роки тому

      @@HusseinAbdirahman Nope. This is a room of like 1,000, and this video has 2.5m views out of 300m+ us citizens. The amount of views a garbage channel like fox or cnn get in one day is 5x this. Do Disney is still going strong.

  • @chopperking1967
    @chopperking1967 6 років тому +581

    The routine isn't that funny, I've been through divorce, and this dude is just speaking the truth. But I gave it an upvote BECAUSE he is keeping it real.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 6 років тому +20

      Truth, he is an entertainer, but in this he is rapid fire, he has a message he wants to put out there and he doesn't wait for the laughs or applause.

    • @Uncfg
      @Uncfg 6 років тому +10

      chopperking1967 I'm going through a divorce myself. It's ugly. Keep your head up and I will too.

    • @fleecejohnson5259
      @fleecejohnson5259 6 років тому +3

      @@Uncfg good luck my man. Please join the MGTOW community in reddit. You're not alone and should not feel like you're alone. We will support you and help motivate you to become a better, enlighten individual.

    • @midfie1
      @midfie1 5 років тому +2

      chopperking1967 sometimes you have to laugh at yourself to get over things

    • @carlosurquiza1021
      @carlosurquiza1021 5 років тому

      ?

  • @Wolfman7870
    @Wolfman7870 6 років тому +282

    Have I finally found someone to fill Patrice O'Neal sized void in my life.

    • @MrExodus
      @MrExodus 6 років тому +40

      no...not even close to that Wisdom Patrice gave us.

    • @Von.NorthEnd
      @Von.NorthEnd 6 років тому +8

      Don't disrespect the God Patrice like that.

    • @FuherJoeBeezy
      @FuherJoeBeezy 6 років тому +5

      Patrice O'Neal was a profit that most likely will never be emulated, sir.

    • @tlorynp
      @tlorynp 6 років тому +2

      That thought crossed my mind too.

    • @ThaDreamMerchant
      @ThaDreamMerchant 6 років тому +10

      Corey Holcomb is the closest to Patrice to me.