Weakly News 4/28/23: Fox Parts Ways With Tucker And Biden Wants To Finish The Job

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  • The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week like the Joe Biden announcing he is running in 2024, Fox News saying they’ve parted ways with Tucker Carlson, and mutilated cows causing some to speculate that it could be aliens.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 57

  • @steveoh9285
    @steveoh9285 Рік тому +48

    The Lizzo joke was priceless!

  • @deathbyhotsauce
    @deathbyhotsauce Рік тому +21

    "File to large" I'm dying laughing here.

  • @thatsharshman.8544
    @thatsharshman.8544 Рік тому +33

    You need to ask Tucker to do the Weakly News once/

  • @HennyPlain
    @HennyPlain Рік тому +28

    Honestly I kept forgetting that other people worked at Fox besides Carlson

  • @cocozamis544
    @cocozamis544 Рік тому +30

    Biden run???
    He can barely walk!!!!!

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni Рік тому +6

      He didn't run the first time, either.

  • @brandonandcharlene9527
    @brandonandcharlene9527 Рік тому +12

    2:04 as an overweight person myself, this was the best part of the video. 😂😂😂

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Рік тому +7

    To see Lizzo on a full you'd need an IMAX Camera & Screen. 🤮

  • @ubersham
    @ubersham Рік тому +9

    I was surprised the tiny hands joke didn't get an audience response... I thought that was the best joke!

  • @gigiizzy5651
    @gigiizzy5651 Рік тому +7

    It's ok Adam. I thought the tiny hands joke was funny.

  • @purpleepicicon
    @purpleepicicon Рік тому +3

    This is better than SNL!

  • @jamesweaver1738
    @jamesweaver1738 Рік тому +5

    Love your satire

  • @dc9291
    @dc9291 Рік тому +1

    weakly news - good one

  • @ryanhamstra49
    @ryanhamstra49 Рік тому +2

    Get tucker for BB or at least not the bee! I’m sure he’s made enough money to do a fun job now 🤷‍♂️

  • @debbiestyer453
    @debbiestyer453 Рік тому +2

    So funny...thx

  • @yudelrox
    @yudelrox Рік тому +1

    Biden actually ran an ad for this video😂😂😂😂

  • @Soravia
    @Soravia Рік тому +1

    My laptop hard drive filled up before I can finish torrenting Lizzo video

  • @SugarBooger10
    @SugarBooger10 Рік тому +1

    That thump sound when the file is too big was perfect 💕💕💕

  • @navigatorsway
    @navigatorsway Рік тому +1

    I didn't even know who Lizzo was. Turns out unplugging from culture has benefits. I never knew I was a phatphobe. But, I'm a fatphobe.

  • @SpecialEdBusDriverFisherman
    @SpecialEdBusDriverFisherman Рік тому +2

    Is “Running” really a fitting word for Biden 🤷‍♂️

  • @adrienneanderson-smith2257
    @adrienneanderson-smith2257 Рік тому +1

    Come to Seattle! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @raedwulf61
    @raedwulf61 Рік тому +4

    Almost perfect! Very funny stuff.

  • @WadeWeigle
    @WadeWeigle Рік тому +4

    Nice to catch this as it comes out.

  • @louistart1173
    @louistart1173 Рік тому +1

    My favorite

  • @bigbenpbr
    @bigbenpbr Рік тому +3

    Good stuff

  • @ms.x2w26
    @ms.x2w26 Рік тому +1

    I dont get the pizza joke

  • @Kittenkattan
    @Kittenkattan Рік тому

    Better jokes.

  • @azerel83
    @azerel83 Рік тому +1

    Excellent

  • @LostLakeTribune
    @LostLakeTribune Рік тому +1

    Top 10

  • @revelationsix
    @revelationsix Рік тому +1

    Poor Lizzo.

  • @kirkwann9675
    @kirkwann9675 Рік тому +2

    Zing!!! Oh yeah that was a good one!!

  • @elmo430o
    @elmo430o Рік тому

    Fox News has chosen Dylan Mulvani as Tucker Catlson's replacement.

  • @conureron3792
    @conureron3792 Рік тому +2

    Good work, funny!

  • @Levon0083
    @Levon0083 Рік тому +1

    💣 🔥

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 6 місяців тому

    I don't care who you are, but Lightfoot looks just like Betelgeuse, eh?

  • @cliffguthrie7530
    @cliffguthrie7530 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @keenanrice2612
    @keenanrice2612 Рік тому

    If you are not careful, you will replace snl weekend update.

  • @mnlew7156
    @mnlew7156 Рік тому +2

    👍👍

  • @KP-nm1ko
    @KP-nm1ko Рік тому

    Lizzo….laughing my A$$ off!!!

  • @arthurwagar88
    @arthurwagar88 Рік тому

    Thanks for good stuff. Now to sleep.

  • @copcuffs9973
    @copcuffs9973 Рік тому

    😱⚠️🦛🐖1:57 🙈
    thanks for the fake out @ 2:04
    ✌️

  • @entelechy00
    @entelechy00 Рік тому

    The goat sucker: the offspring of a wolf and coyote, that has short front legs and a digestive system that can only handle blood.

  • @KIEFFNERCLAN
    @KIEFFNERCLAN Рік тому

    Need to get a better mic setup. These sound like he’s doing this from his bathroom on speaker phone

  • @caseycockerham3925
    @caseycockerham3925 Рік тому

    Adam's beard is uneven

  • @milepost465historyhobbies4
    @milepost465historyhobbies4 Рік тому +1

    Genius!

  • @salli4588
    @salli4588 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @shrimpwithaknife3381
    @shrimpwithaknife3381 Рік тому

    Nah Tucker will probably own Kansas in a week lol that guys actually doing better... The other guy..

  • @cherylynn927
    @cherylynn927 Рік тому

    Babylon Bee I didn't receive my email for subscribers, the last email was 4/20/23

  • @A_Random_Person27
    @A_Random_Person27 Рік тому +1

    All the jokes were funny except the Trump joke

  • @DrMic2112
    @DrMic2112 Рік тому

    Is that Steve Carell?

  • @funhistory
    @funhistory Рік тому +1

    I couldn't hear the claw-machine punch line at 0:35 because of the loud laughter. Dear Bee staff: 1) Tell joke. 2) Laugh.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    17th, 28 April 2023

  • @TheRaggedroad
    @TheRaggedroad Рік тому

    Dude. Good to see Norm's old format used with a few actual jokes. Worth a rewatch. File too large.