Fun fact, someone once asked during a Team Four Star panel if Alucard and Anderson ever found out if leprechauns were full of Lucky Charms or not. According to Takahata (the voice actor for Alucard, and also Nappa on DBZ Abridged), Anderson and Alucard went on a hunt together between episodes to find out. Surprisingly, the leprechaun they killed was actually full of Boo Berry.
@@jaredtomongha1342 Cereal noun a grain used for food, such as wheat, oats, or corn. 1) a grass producing a cereal grain, grown as an agricultural crop. "low yields for cereal crops" 2) a breakfast food made from roasted grain, typically eaten with milk. "a bowl of cereal"
Fun fact: The way carrier pigeons work is you take them away from their home in a cage, attach a message to their foot, and release them. They then fly home. What that means is... Alucard is already sneaking into the Vatican. And raising pigeons. His threats are far more realistic than they seem.
Not many reactors get the bit about the carrier pigeons. Someone explained that the way they work is they always fly back to where they're raised, so essentially a one-way message carrier. This implies that Alucard has access to the Vatican, hidden somewhere to raise these pigeons. Meaning Alucard has constant access to the Pope at all times...
20:00 TFS themselves have admitted that this is arguibly THE darkest joke they've ever done. It *just barely* toed the line of being genuinely hillarious, without stepping into "in poor taste/vile" territory. It *perfectly* encapsulates the overall tone of the show tho.
Every. Single. Time. In the sing-songy tune that Alcuard uses too. Neven seen it in person but the last time I played "Civilization VI", when I built the Wonder, I zoomed in on it just to say to myself, "Jesus Wants a Hug"......I know, I weird.
20:00 That scene is, in my opinion, the best hybrid between nightmare fuel and line-crossing black comedy. Is it incredibly f*cked up, graphic, and nightmarish what that comms guy was forced to say? Yes. Was it hilarious by virtue of the sheer audacity of said lines and the fact that these lines are in a goddamn youtube video with the kind of censorship this platform has? Also yes.
You know, I can be a gullible b$$ch sometimes, and it took me forever to understand what was going on there, I thought there was genuinely some confusion over the matter despite how clearly *I* could hear “Nazis”. All because Integra later exclaims that it was nazis later when Alucard tweets it (which makes me think that she somehow wasn't sure about it yet.)
Peter here, the joke is that in the original series he says he was sent by "Millenium", not the Nazis. Hence why Waxwell sold Millenium's information to Integra later. The references are as follow: "I heard George Lucas" (Millenium Falcon) "I heard Miami Heat" (Golden Millenium Era for the team in the 2000's) "I herd the Mötley Crüe with my vampire hearing." (Their Millenium Collection) The references might have been easier to catch back in 2011 when that episode aired.
@@OlympusGames-zv2rs And with this, I am one step closer to the apotheosis which is understanding every joke from Teamfourstars' DBZA and HUA. Thank you kind soul.
So to explain a few things: "The Aristocrats" is apparently an old theatre joke. The idea is you could do the stupidest, most deranged stuff and just say "The Aristocrats" as a joke. You might know that the myth of Dracula was based on Vlad the impaler, what's less commonly known is that Dracula is the toned down myth. Also, It doesn't come up during abridged but Andersons coat is a portal to the Bayonet dimension, in case you ever question how many he has.
For that first one. It is more trying to think up the most twisted and disturbing joke lead up possible and the punch line is "The Aristocrats". Some of them are downright nasty too.
The exact origin of The Aristocrats is unknown to my knowledge, but it’s commonly believed that traveling entertainers would arrive before the king and put on a comedy routine with some of the darkest and twisted developments and punchlines. When the king would ask what the name of this “comedy” routine was, that’s when they would hit him with “The Aristocrats”.
So fun fact about the whole Crimson Fucker thing in episode 3 here. This episode aired just barely a month or two before the previous Pope quit and the new current one was sworn in. Looks like someone took the Crimson Fucker at his word and got out while he could.
its what makes him so hilarious as a character. The only difference is he didn't fuck luke's sister while she was OD'ing on heroin or jerking off while tlaking about their mother.
This is my favorite abridged series of all time! I hope you react to the rest. It gets even better and references its past jokes a few times (which pays off), so it's good to not space out episodes too far so the jokes are fresh.
Imagine having to wait 1 year between each episode. It is kind of interesting seeing their skill at editing and production get so much better as the series goes.
@@d.b.4671 Idk, that wasn't as big of an issue iirc because they would upload the episodes on other places, such as their blip tv website (while that was still active, at least).
LittleKuriboh is indeed in this series, voicing Sir Penwood. He was also played Walter in the first episode (it was just one line), but Takahata felt the character needed a different voice and recast Walter with Remix.
45:08 The funny thing about “immortality” is that in some cultures they treat that word as shorthand for very hard to kill or die. Look up the Monkey King sometime he collected forms of immortality like trading cards.
Love Hellsing Abridged! I've watched it every Halloween since it released and it still makes me laugh. Looking foreward to seeing you react to the rest of the series!
Well to be fair a contingency plan is for when something has gone wrong. What the majors doing is feeding them information he knows will trigger a specific response his initial plan can take advantage of.
@@benikujaku4567 the name of the Nazis are Millennium, which can be pointed to the Millennium Falcon, from Star wars made by george Lucas. Even in the original Hellsing Ultimate that point is made when they're trying to find out who The Millennium are
@benikujaku4567 the joke is, none of them want to admit Alucard was right when he guessed Nazis in the first episode, so they're pretending Jan said anything other than Nazis. George Lucas, Miami Heat, Motley Crue, etc.
@@Degalon pretty sure the original discussion went somewhere along the lines of "He said Millennium, and Google gave me these results for the word. …Oh, and also 3rd Reich, but that's gotta be a coincidence"
37:51 it's kinda adorable that even though alucard is obscenely powerful and could literally do whatever he wants with no one able to stop him. He still doesn't like getting yelled at by integra so he ends up listening to her a little
This was the favorite show of a dear friend who has been gone for many years now from a tragic accident. I watch every episode every time I see them come back to my feed. Thank you for watching them and I can't wait to see the rest of your reaction. RIP Sasha.
That line in episode 2 at 29:30 is actually almost exactly one that Alucard says to Luke in the show canonically, after blowing Luke’s legs off, minus the cursing and the “give me a hug” parts obviously. In the show it’s due to Alucard hoping for a worthy opponent to kill him. He even expresses disappointment and despair with Luke for being just another weakling, one that gave him hope initially. I’ve only seen Hellsing OVA not Hellsing Ultimate, both are completely different with a few overlaps in story and characters although the latter sticks to manga canon more. Like the difference between Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. For Hellsing they keep some of the same dialogue though. Edit; Also during the part with Luke after Alucard tears his leg, that music is from God of War, the original games’ ost. Edit 2: I remember how so many people complained that the guy who voices Maxwell only had one voice (he apparently sounded nearly the same in all abridging he does for TFS). I never had an issue but I saw many comments over the years. Jokes on them though because he gets many roles in official English dubs.
Luke’s speeches about Alucard’s reputation and how much stronger he (thinks he) is compared to Alucard, also mostly if not entirely one for one. Kaiser said in a commentary that it was too good as is and they couldn’t replace it so instead they wrote around that.
Respect for doing 3 episodes in one go. I understand its financially better to do one at a time but its way more covenient this way. Espexially as theyre coming out.
@@malcolmferguson4869I love that one too ngl. I feel like this one and DBZ like laid the groundwork for all the abridged anime . Could be completely wrong tho I haven’t actually looked that deep into it lmao
@@KingMaler00 I think Yu-Gi-Oh Abriged was the "OG" abridged series (I could be wrong about that though), but yeah, DBZ abridged is definitely the most well-known one nowadays.
The real reason Seras was in a coffin during the flight to Brazil is that, unlike Alucard, at this point in the series, she wasn't a true vampire yet. Because of that, she had to rest in a coffin with the soil from her homeland to be able to safely travel over the ocean. Normally, Alucard would've had to as well, but he is significantly more powerful, even compared to normal vampires.
Don't know if it's been said already, but in the world of Hellsing Ultimate, vampires under normal circumstances can only create another vampire by biting a virgin of the opposite gender. In any other circumstance, the bitten individual will become a mindless ghoul.
Abraham Van Hellsing the man at the start of Ep 3 is voice by Chris Sabbat. More well known for his roles as Vegeta, Piccolo and Zoro in the offical dubs. Though he is credited under a pseudonym. Father Maxwell is also voiced by Chris Guerrero. A long time collaborator with TFS and also the offical dub for Ainz Ool Gown in Overlord.
@@eddierios931 "Reports believe that the terrorist duo is a young British woman, and some Ozzy Osbourne lookin' motherfucka" "Get him on the phone, get him on the phone, GET HIM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!"
Also I love this series it is absolutely beautiful and I find that TFS on their Abridged takes have really liked nailed down every single aspect to a show they could get their hands on. TFS truly draws out the true essence of each character there is, look at their dbza look at their Hellsing a. They know how to draw out characters to their purest cells that it is ridiculous and I love every single moment of it because it's almost like you get the full context of the actual show itself and a more compacted version of itself
So for context when he said neat to the actions the vampire priest was going to take, his tone was all devoid of emotions and care. Hinting to the idea that Alucard wanted the guy to shut up, leave hime alone and out of it, and let him get back to walking. That's why he seems more excited when the priest threatened him. But yes forced relations is a bad thing. And God to I remember watching these when they first came out, the wait time was so damn worth it. They had another it was for Attack On Titan, but sadly had to stop for bullshit reasons. But too many copyright strikes cost them quite a bit.
Would you believe that Integra and Jan (mostly Jan, but Integra is a shown as being a lot more stable) are actually toned down in Abridged compared to how they were originally written? 14:10 So in Melbourne Australia at one of their conventions that Lanipator was attending, one of the halls had a screening of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 1…and he came in on The Major’s speech. So he got on stage and said the same thing here word for word, and the crowd responded in kind, word for word, including the Gesündheits. He has joked that his World War II veteran grandfather would be so proud. 19:08 Severely underrated line, like these number crunchers thought that they could intimidate Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing of all people, to speak nothing of the other three powerhouses on the compound. 36:52 Notice what his capital i looks like? 43:05 Not shown: in the original version of this scene, Alucard uses the same mind control/hypnosis on one of the fleeing officers just as the elevator door is closing and convinces him to hold the door open as Alucard slowly approaches the group who are panicking and trying to close the door again. You can see how that went in this version. Also, in the original Integra ordered Alucard to show no mercy to the police team rather than him disobeying her here. Source material Alucard is a monster and merciless, but he’s absolutely loyal to Integra. 48:20 This sounds like a joke. and it is, but the Major is dead serious about planning around their plans that they’re making around the Major’s plans. He has taken all variables into accountability, even the failure of his own men which he actually counts on. You’ll see just how calculated his grand scheme is by the end.
Yes, Little Kuribo is a part of Team Four Star. He does the announcer rolls, Freeza in DBZ and I think Walter the Butler in Hellsing, as well as "additional voices."
kettle cooked maple bacon potato chips Fun Fact: The lines Anderson was saying to Seras after "killing" Alucard are lyrics to WWE Superstar Sheamus' entrance music "Written in My Face"
Apparently the biggest reason airships failed was because the material used for the skin wasn't sturdy enough. It would degrade over time, and also in the sun. Causing massive crashes, as you can imagine. That's even well before the _Hindenberg_ disaster. Also, planes were just safer and more reliable, so they ended up replacing ocean liners as the premiere method of travel instead. Modern materials would make airships actually work, but again, considering planes already exist, I think it's safe to say that the era of airships has sadly passed on by. I mean, we have blimps, but they aren't nearly as fast, cheap, and reliable as airliners for travel.
Oooooh, you're in for a treat! This show follows the same growth as DBZA. It's a bit rough at first, but about 20% through its becomes a Gods damned masterpiece that i like watching more than the original show.
I like this video just for the fact of you saying the cosplayers you can no longer portray over the whole Nazi thing is absolutely beautiful. I loved that line you just gave
Snacking on a bowl of yakisoba Noobles and non spicy nacho Takis Beve is a Mango loco monster I love this series so much. I'm gonna have more fun watching you watch it ❤❤❤ lol I like to quote Alucard, especially while playing DbD as Dracula 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Fun fact, someone once asked during a Team Four Star panel if Alucard and Anderson ever found out if leprechauns were full of Lucky Charms or not.
According to Takahata (the voice actor for Alucard, and also Nappa on DBZ Abridged), Anderson and Alucard went on a hunt together between episodes to find out. Surprisingly, the leprechaun they killed was actually full of Boo Berry.
That’s hilarious.🤣
Boo berry?
@@jaredtomongha1342 It’s a cereal brand that they only release in October.
@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter cereal?
@@jaredtomongha1342 Cereal noun
a grain used for food, such as wheat, oats, or corn.
1) a grass producing a cereal grain, grown as an agricultural crop.
"low yields for cereal crops"
2) a breakfast food made from roasted grain, typically eaten with milk.
"a bowl of cereal"
Fun fact:
The way carrier pigeons work is you take them away from their home in a cage, attach a message to their foot, and release them. They then fly home.
What that means is... Alucard is already sneaking into the Vatican. And raising pigeons. His threats are far more realistic than they seem.
That is even funnier.
It's heavily implied that the "pigeons" are just extensions of himself as they passed through walls
@@kaelhyun2401nah the raising pidgeons is funnier and thus more cannon
I love the implication that the High School of the Dead outbreak was all Alucard's fault.
Right?
OH so that was the reference
KEKW true
Tbf, Integra interrupted him.
I believe he also claims he “accidentally” shot the Arch Duke which lead to WW2.
Not many reactors get the bit about the carrier pigeons. Someone explained that the way they work is they always fly back to where they're raised, so essentially a one-way message carrier.
This implies that Alucard has access to the Vatican, hidden somewhere to raise these pigeons.
Meaning Alucard has constant access to the Pope at all times...
yup. and yet he chooses to send so many letters first. xD
@@RanRayu because he's basting the fear turkey he's gonna have sex with, keep up
@@RanRayu Gotta baste that turkey.
* Has access to the fear turkey at all times
20:00 TFS themselves have admitted that this is arguibly THE darkest joke they've ever done. It *just barely* toed the line of being genuinely hillarious, without stepping into "in poor taste/vile" territory.
It *perfectly* encapsulates the overall tone of the show tho.
also it would make sense for og character personality
I dunno, the yamcha joke was pretty dark. I love the darker variant.
There's also the unreleased darkest joke from Attack on Titan abridged
TFS have completely lost the edge anyway.
Alucard's twitter (never gonna call it X) account is real by the way. Still occasionally posts last I checked.
No one asked if you were gonna call it X.
my brother in Țepeș you just said it (3 days ago)
just call it as it is, and do not draw attention to what the muskrat thinks it's called
To this day? I thought it was left to rot
@@waiio8488tweeted out when the queen died.
No way what did he say
Everytime I see that statue from Brazil I quote "Jesus wants a hug"
Sameeee
Every. Single. Time. In the sing-songy tune that Alcuard uses too. Neven seen it in person but the last time I played "Civilization VI", when I built the Wonder, I zoomed in on it just to say to myself, "Jesus Wants a Hug"......I know, I weird.
20:00
That scene is, in my opinion, the best hybrid between nightmare fuel and line-crossing black comedy.
Is it incredibly f*cked up, graphic, and nightmarish what that comms guy was forced to say? Yes. Was it hilarious by virtue of the sheer audacity of said lines and the fact that these lines are in a goddamn youtube video with the kind of censorship this platform has? Also yes.
Also hilarious because despite all of this they actually toned Jan down a bit compared to the actual OVA
@@sterlingmuse5808 Oh yeah. Dude was straight up vile.
The fact that Integra, Seras AND Walter all refused to admit that Alucard was right about the NAZIS is hilarious!
You know, I can be a gullible b$$ch sometimes, and it took me forever to understand what was going on there, I thought there was genuinely some confusion over the matter despite how clearly *I* could hear “Nazis”. All because Integra later exclaims that it was nazis later when Alucard tweets it (which makes me think that she somehow wasn't sure about it yet.)
Because it would go to his head.
Peter here, the joke is that in the original series he says he was sent by "Millenium", not the Nazis. Hence why Waxwell sold Millenium's information to Integra later.
The references are as follow:
"I heard George Lucas" (Millenium Falcon)
"I heard Miami Heat" (Golden Millenium Era for the team in the 2000's)
"I herd the Mötley Crüe with my vampire hearing." (Their Millenium Collection)
The references might have been easier to catch back in 2011 when that episode aired.
@@OlympusGames-zv2rs And with this, I am one step closer to the apotheosis which is understanding every joke from Teamfourstars' DBZA and HUA. Thank you kind soul.
6:50
“Man, Integra has some mommy… dommie… just saying.”
Girl, you have no idea.
She is also 22, which is kinda funny
So to explain a few things: "The Aristocrats" is apparently an old theatre joke. The idea is you could do the stupidest, most deranged stuff and just say "The Aristocrats" as a joke.
You might know that the myth of Dracula was based on Vlad the impaler, what's less commonly known is that Dracula is the toned down myth.
Also, It doesn't come up during abridged but Andersons coat is a portal to the Bayonet dimension, in case you ever question how many he has.
Bayonets for days
For that first one. It is more trying to think up the most twisted and disturbing joke lead up possible and the punch line is "The Aristocrats". Some of them are downright nasty too.
To put it into a modern context, try responding with "Politicians" as the punch-line. The sentiment and humor is still there.
@@arthurmoore9488 YES
The exact origin of The Aristocrats is unknown to my knowledge, but it’s commonly believed that traveling entertainers would arrive before the king and put on a comedy routine with some of the darkest and twisted developments and punchlines. When the king would ask what the name of this “comedy” routine was, that’s when they would hit him with “The Aristocrats”.
So fun fact about the whole Crimson Fucker thing in episode 3 here. This episode aired just barely a month or two before the previous Pope quit and the new current one was sworn in. Looks like someone took the Crimson Fucker at his word and got out while he could.
Chelzor's just vibing along and then suddenly "...A banana?"
The younger Valentine brother perverted mind in the abridged is almost the same as the original.
Yeah he’s basically the same character. Kinda funny.
It is a parody and not a spoof, so that checks out.
Tfs argue that they toned him down some over the original.
He was already so ridiculous the only thing they could do was roll with it or completely change his personality@@Heiryuu
its what makes him so hilarious as a character. The only difference is he didn't fuck luke's sister while she was OD'ing on heroin or jerking off while tlaking about their mother.
Abridged Series are like little time capsules to see what memes were relevant and what slurs were socially acceptable
exhibit A: _knife_
Good times
Makes you wonder what we say now days that's socially acceptable, but will not be in 10+ years.
Crazy how quickly people get soft
@@zem7127 it has nothing about being soft. Lol
This is my favorite abridged series of all time! I hope you react to the rest. It gets even better and references its past jokes a few times (which pays off), so it's good to not space out episodes too far so the jokes are fresh.
Same and agreed
Imagine having to wait 1 year between each episode. It is kind of interesting seeing their skill at editing and production get so much better as the series goes.
And then having to wait several weeks after the official release date 'cause Sony's gotta Sony.
@@d.b.4671 Idk, that wasn't as big of an issue iirc because they would upload the episodes on other places, such as their blip tv website (while that was still active, at least).
*Cries in Unlimited Blade Works Abridged*
LittleKuriboh is indeed in this series, voicing Sir Penwood. He was also played Walter in the first episode (it was just one line), but Takahata felt the character needed a different voice and recast Walter with Remix.
Love Martin ^_^
@27:35 LMAO the way you said "a banana?!" 😂🤣
45:08 The funny thing about “immortality” is that in some cultures they treat that word as shorthand for very hard to kill or die. Look up the Monkey King sometime he collected forms of immortality like trading cards.
Son Wukong is the poster child of what immortality is 😅
Best thing about wukong is he can just transform himself to be stronger than his opponent
48:21 this is how I like to imagine Hitler and Himmler’s conversations went
That's a funny thought.
40:58- 41:07 You know it’s a hilarious joke when you’re coughing up your lungs.🤣
6:06 the Clerks reference was noted and appreciated.
42:18 Alucard's snacky is ALSO a bevy XD
Love Hellsing Abridged! I've watched it every Halloween since it released and it still makes me laugh.
Looking foreward to seeing you react to the rest of the series!
fun fact: the song that plays when Alucard is going down the elevator is called "A Left foot trapped in a sensual seduction"
Fully-loaded baked potato and a glass of fruit punch.
My brother and I randomly qoute this series constantly.
Well to be fair a contingency plan is for when something has gone wrong. What the majors doing is feeding them information he knows will trigger a specific response his initial plan can take advantage of.
"36-37? In a row!?"
I get that reference.
Eyyyyye! lol
The crazy thing; Alucard legit views Integra as his superior to the degree that he will follow her orders willingly.
you are the first reactor i have EVER seen actually get the "I heard george lucas, who else heard george lucas" joke haha.
For a friend... What is the joke there?
@@benikujaku4567 the name of the Nazis are Millennium, which can be pointed to the Millennium Falcon, from Star wars made by george Lucas. Even in the original Hellsing Ultimate that point is made when they're trying to find out who The Millennium are
@benikujaku4567 the joke is, none of them want to admit Alucard was right when he guessed Nazis in the first episode, so they're pretending Jan said anything other than Nazis. George Lucas, Miami Heat, Motley Crue, etc.
@@Degalon pretty sure the original discussion went somewhere along the lines of "He said Millennium, and Google gave me these results for the word. …Oh, and also 3rd Reich, but that's gotta be a coincidence"
Back in 2013, This was my introduction to Team Four Star.
37:51 it's kinda adorable that even though alucard is obscenely powerful and could literally do whatever he wants with no one able to stop him. He still doesn't like getting yelled at by integra so he ends up listening to her a little
Hell yeah. Such good times being there as these came out. Love seeing people discover it so many years later.
So glad people are still watching this series. I still remember watching the final episode live.
He takes ENTHUSIASTIC walks
This was the favorite show of a dear friend who has been gone for many years now from a tragic accident. I watch every episode every time I see them come back to my feed. Thank you for watching them and I can't wait to see the rest of your reaction. RIP Sasha.
That line in episode 2 at 29:30 is actually almost exactly one that Alucard says to Luke in the show canonically, after blowing Luke’s legs off, minus the cursing and the “give me a hug” parts obviously. In the show it’s due to Alucard hoping for a worthy opponent to kill him. He even expresses disappointment and despair with Luke for being just another weakling, one that gave him hope initially.
I’ve only seen Hellsing OVA not Hellsing Ultimate, both are completely different with a few overlaps in story and characters although the latter sticks to manga canon more. Like the difference between Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. For Hellsing they keep some of the same dialogue though.
Edit; Also during the part with Luke after Alucard tears his leg, that music is from God of War, the original games’ ost.
Edit 2: I remember how so many people complained that the guy who voices Maxwell only had one voice (he apparently sounded nearly the same in all abridging he does for TFS). I never had an issue but I saw many comments over the years. Jokes on them though because he gets many roles in official English dubs.
Luke’s speeches about Alucard’s reputation and how much stronger he (thinks he) is compared to Alucard, also mostly if not entirely one for one. Kaiser said in a commentary that it was too good as is and they couldn’t replace it so instead they wrote around that.
Did you mean TV series, perchance? I'm pretty sure Ultimate _is_ OVA 😅
Respect for doing 3 episodes in one go. I understand its financially better to do one at a time but its way more covenient this way. Espexially as theyre coming out.
FFS thank you for this one I know I requested it a few months back but still it's one of the best team four star has ever done
Best abridged series I stand by that. Short, sweet, and hilarious.
I think SAO Abridged is the best, but this is a close second.
@@malcolmferguson4869I love that one too ngl. I feel like this one and DBZ like laid the groundwork for all the abridged anime . Could be completely wrong tho I haven’t actually looked that deep into it lmao
@@KingMaler00 I think Yu-Gi-Oh Abriged was the "OG" abridged series (I could be wrong about that though), but yeah, DBZ abridged is definitely the most well-known one nowadays.
@@malcolmferguson4869YGOA was certainly the one to put abridging on the map. It’s why LK is credited as being the Father of Abridging.
Awesome! TFS did a really good job with this series
It always starts with a midnight stroll.
The real reason Seras was in a coffin during the flight to Brazil is that, unlike Alucard, at this point in the series, she wasn't a true vampire yet. Because of that, she had to rest in a coffin with the soil from her homeland to be able to safely travel over the ocean. Normally, Alucard would've had to as well, but he is significantly more powerful, even compared to normal vampires.
48:40 Because where's the fun in that? As we'll see and learn later, the Major RELISHES the chaos.
Dr. Eggman would approve.
Don't know if it's been said already, but in the world of Hellsing Ultimate, vampires under normal circumstances can only create another vampire by biting a virgin of the opposite gender. In any other circumstance, the bitten individual will become a mindless ghoul.
Abraham Van Hellsing the man at the start of Ep 3 is voice by Chris Sabbat. More well known for his roles as Vegeta, Piccolo and Zoro in the offical dubs. Though he is credited under a pseudonym.
Father Maxwell is also voiced by Chris Guerrero. A long time collaborator with TFS and also the offical dub for Ainz Ool Gown in Overlord.
If you look closely Alucard looks like Ozzy Osbourne
@@eddierios931 "Reports believe that the terrorist duo is a young British woman, and some Ozzy Osbourne lookin' motherfucka"
"Get him on the phone, get him on the phone, GET HIM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!"
as another comment said the zombie at the school gate is implying that alucard dealth with the zombie break out of highschool of the dead aka HOT D
18:56 Use the door? Like a PEASANT?! -Dr Victor Von Doom
It's been so long since I've seen this show. Glad to watch it with a reactor that genuinely laughs along.
He did get a streaming device.... AND became a vtuber. Takahata 101.
Every single reactor misses the "Aristocrats" reference. Gilbert Gottfried had an amazing one for that joke.
Sir Arthur Peniworth one-liner at one of the later episode made him my favorite mob character in the Abridged...
Where you see one man... I C4 -Sir Arthur Peniworth
@@kanerowan1534 Still one of the best lines of the series..
Love both the original and abridged. Awesome to see more people I watch checking it out. Hope you enjoy!
"Oh fuck the hell yes"
Excellent, pleased to see you React to this one. Great fit for the season.
Also I love this series it is absolutely beautiful and I find that TFS on their Abridged takes have really liked nailed down every single aspect to a show they could get their hands on. TFS truly draws out the true essence of each character there is, look at their dbza look at their Hellsing a. They know how to draw out characters to their purest cells that it is ridiculous and I love every single moment of it because it's almost like you get the full context of the actual show itself and a more compacted version of itself
This was the best series TFS made, because it finished.
It’s amazing that Netflix, adventure time, and flatscreens exist in the year 1999.
So for context when he said neat to the actions the vampire priest was going to take, his tone was all devoid of emotions and care. Hinting to the idea that Alucard wanted the guy to shut up, leave hime alone and out of it, and let him get back to walking. That's why he seems more excited when the priest threatened him. But yes forced relations is a bad thing.
And God to I remember watching these when they first came out, the wait time was so damn worth it. They had another it was for Attack On Titan, but sadly had to stop for bullshit reasons. But too many copyright strikes cost them quite a bit.
I love how chelzor started from I don't get it to totally vibing with the show at the end of it
Oh another gem. Good excuse to revisit and laugh my head off all over again
Hoooooooly crap, that's the first time I've ever seen someone hear the 37 times and pop off with the Clerks quote.
Would you believe that Integra and Jan (mostly Jan, but Integra is a shown as being a lot more stable) are actually toned down in Abridged compared to how they were originally written?
14:10 So in Melbourne Australia at one of their conventions that Lanipator was attending, one of the halls had a screening of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 1…and he came in on The Major’s speech. So he got on stage and said the same thing here word for word, and the crowd responded in kind, word for word, including the Gesündheits. He has joked that his World War II veteran grandfather would be so proud.
19:08 Severely underrated line, like these number crunchers thought that they could intimidate Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing of all people, to speak nothing of the other three powerhouses on the compound.
36:52 Notice what his capital i looks like?
43:05 Not shown: in the original version of this scene, Alucard uses the same mind control/hypnosis on one of the fleeing officers just as the elevator door is closing and convinces him to hold the door open as Alucard slowly approaches the group who are panicking and trying to close the door again. You can see how that went in this version. Also, in the original Integra ordered Alucard to show no mercy to the police team rather than him disobeying her here. Source material Alucard is a monster and merciless, but he’s absolutely loyal to Integra.
48:20 This sounds like a joke. and it is, but the Major is dead serious about planning around their plans that they’re making around the Major’s plans. He has taken all variables into accountability, even the failure of his own men which he actually counts on. You’ll see just how calculated his grand scheme is by the end.
I wish I could see that scene of the crowd
Oh and after episode 8 WATCH the full Alexander Anderson cover as well as the Christmas special after the series
Yes, Little Kuribo is a part of Team Four Star. He does the announcer rolls, Freeza in DBZ and I think Walter the Butler in Hellsing, as well as "additional voices."
Alucard: HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!!!
Pip and his crew: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Screaming in French)
Ah yes Hellsing Ultimate. Top tier dub anime with one of if not THE best abridged series. Love to rewatch the abridged version with you Chez 😁
21:45 I love how both the abridged version and regular version have alucard basically do the exact same things but with a very different vibe.
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Fun Fact: The lines Anderson was saying to Seras after "killing" Alucard are lyrics to WWE Superstar Sheamus' entrance music "Written in My Face"
Apparently the biggest reason airships failed was because the material used for the skin wasn't sturdy enough. It would degrade over time, and also in the sun. Causing massive crashes, as you can imagine. That's even well before the _Hindenberg_ disaster. Also, planes were just safer and more reliable, so they ended up replacing ocean liners as the premiere method of travel instead. Modern materials would make airships actually work, but again, considering planes already exist, I think it's safe to say that the era of airships has sadly passed on by. I mean, we have blimps, but they aren't nearly as fast, cheap, and reliable as airliners for travel.
ua-cam.com/video/_8h3znXAfbk/v-deo.html Fun fact, LittleKuribo IS in this. He was the guy with the mustache who took Seras's butt to his face.
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is properly the best abridged series to ever be completed
I believe that title belongs to swordart online abridged
Oooooh, you're in for a treat! This show follows the same growth as DBZA. It's a bit rough at first, but about 20% through its becomes a Gods damned masterpiece that i like watching more than the original show.
fun fact Hellsing abridged's Van Helsing is voiced by Chirstopher Sabat the voice of Dragonballs very own Vegeta and piccolo
oh my god that laugther with the distorted audio to avoid the copyright music was terrifying LOL
Ah Hellsing Abridged, truly one of the Internet's best marvels
Chelzor you are the cutest acting streamer who pauses to comment mostly, I enjoy the vids.
Not 100% sure what you mean, but I am told I'm the cutest, so I'll take it! lol
@@chelzorthedestroyer your voice is good and your Avatar's face, everything fits, that was what I meant
11:38 I never expected one of the creators to be a wrestling fan, cuz they quoted "Written In My Face", the theme song for Sheamus
I watched it after the Stream again, it was still funny! 😂
Glad you enjoyed it too 👍
I like this video just for the fact of you saying the cosplayers you can no longer portray over the whole Nazi thing is absolutely beautiful. I loved that line you just gave
4:23 Also, that definitely didn't hit Seras in the heart. The lung, sure. But not the heart.
"Hey kids, wanna see a dead body!"
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Please continue this. The abridged series is gold!
Your reaction to ‘like a banana’ was one of the best I have ever seen
It's beauty and the beast
Fun fact that zombie was from HSOTD (HighSchool Of The Dead)s OP
Alcurd just wanted an friend so he write to the pope 😂😂😂
6:07 that. That refrence eurned my sub 😂
"Coming to terms with realizing he was proven righ "is the most elegant way of saying he reached orgasm 😂 .
Oh hell yes, I just rewatched this series, as i do every October. Definitely glad to see it again with da destroya
awsome reaction...i last saw these 5 years ago...damn i feel nostagic...thanks a lot
this series has been a Halloween tradition, along with Treehouse of horror specials
Zhey have Zeppelins?! I did Nazi that coming!
35:23 I do like that even though everyone is terrified of alucard the Catholic Church is down to mess around and find out a bit
Gotta get on down that ol’ DUSTY trail 😂
Eating a double cheeseburger from Momma Jean's.
Snacking on a bowl of yakisoba Noobles and non spicy nacho Takis
Beve is a Mango loco monster
I love this series so much. I'm gonna have more fun watching you watch it ❤❤❤ lol I like to quote Alucard, especially while playing DbD as Dracula 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The journey has begun