Holy cow, it's always so weird to see a youtuber just commenting on a video or in a game lobby or something until I remember, "Wait, they're also people, why wouldn't they do normal people things too?" Like, it's so surreal to be reminded that duh, a person on youtube is also just a person.
Yeah if Jason was 5 or younger, then him running off would've been more believable. A ten year old boy should know better than to run away from his parents
ShadowMancer97 He wanted to escape all the QTE's... so many QTE's!!!!!! EVERY TIME HE USED THE SHOWER, MADE TOAST, ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST END IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, this is a single language with just these two words in it. Thing is, the meaning depends on the stress you attach to it. So for instance a soft "Jason?" translates into "Where is my son?" whereas *"JAYSON!"* means "Get back here you little turd!".
Not only did he separate from his dad TWICE in the span of a two minutes, he left the entire top level of the mall, then exited the building to get himself creamed by a car. _"But I've got Jason."_ That line perfectly foreshadows everything to come from just the dumbest kid in video games.
If the rest of the game was Ethan going back to the kid who looks like Jason from behind, taking him in, and then contriving reasons for everyone else to only ever see him from the back until he grows up, Heavy Rain would be the greatest game of all time.
Jason Not... really. The game lies to you from the start in order to not spoil who the killer is and the killer's motivation makes no sense whatsoever. The killer's plan also only works if it happens to rain constantly for 5 days straight, and the game assumes that a) retired cops are rich enough to own warehouses and construction sites and b) an old fart with astma is a match for a CIA agent in a fist fight, among many many other things.
Big Isaac He could have lucky investments in stocks. There will always be people who defy expectations, perhaps the CIA agent hadn't been following up with the training he's required to do properly, or the "old fart" had actually been training more than one would think. But yeah the game was pretty crap.
3 things, 1. WHY DIDNT THE CAR STOP!!?? 2. Jason wouldn't die from a car going 3 mph 3. Jason wouldn't die because his dad was INFRONT of him when hes supposedly "died".
1. The car does stop just as it hits them 2. ......um.....I guess it runs over his neck and/or head. 3. ..............goddammit I can only make one of these make sense at a time.
The original ide was to make the car run over Jason, but they had to tone it down a bit. That´s why they made it so that Ethan jumped in front of the car.
“I shell out two dollar bills, and then Jason runs for the hills.” BAHAHAHAHA that part got me! Because that little shit totally RUNS off on you after you buy him the damn balloon!! Ahaha
Haha, I remember a while back my one friend was mortified by this entire scene because he thought Jason was supposed to be mentally challenged but when he found out the character wasn't he was like "What?! Screw this game!"
I still don't understand how Jason's death was Ethan's fault. Jason was the one to run away from Ethan while he was buying a balloon. If Jason had just been a good boy, none of this fucking game would have happened.
yeah, except Jason's ten or so, not fucking three. kids at that age don't usually disobey their parents just like that, and if they do, they usually take more than just a few seconds. also, why the fuck would he run off if he was waiting for the balloon? i mean, kids fucking adore balloons, i remember one time doing promotion for a bank in a mall, i was carrying three balloons with me. upon leaving the bank i didn't even walk five steps before i almost crashed into a little boy smiling at me and clearly waiting for the balloon. i didn't even see the little guy coming, that's how much they love those things
That clown is responsible for the events of Heavy Rain. I don't see why Jason would wander off and why Ethan didn't tell him to stay where he was on the other side of the road.
i read this the first time and im like "i feel like somthing is wrong with this sentence..." and then i read it a couple more times, then i understand you said MY funeral...
You know what would be an interesting twist? If it turned out Jason lived after all and you're the one who died and you're living in a purgatory state with a shade of your other son and the entire adventure onwards was you trying to make up for the failure of a father you are by rescuing your other "son" but in reality it is a way to help you pass on.
MantroX Hey, I'm just offering an explanation for why the hell jumping in front of the car and getting hit by it first ends up killing your son but not you. That makes no sense.
After playing Heavy Rain I learned 2 things....one never yell at your kids to run to you, they are dumb enough to do it and second, hold his hand always.....always!...
All jokes aside, this is actually very well written and arranged. Great hook and everything. Trimming it up a little more might actually end up making it sound like a Counting Crows or Gin Blossoms song.
During an LP of that game, an enormous amount of people came to the conclusion that while being hit by the car would not be fatal, Ethan landing on Jason most certainly was. Good job, Dad!
This music video brings a good message to parents out there, when you take you're kid(s) to the mall or what ever always hold his/her hand, don't leave the kid unsupervised and don't expect other people to watch your kid. and calling their name won't get them to listen to you. kids these days.
It's been 5 years since I first saw this. 5 years since I last watched it. It's almost nostalgic. Reminds me of when /v/ wasn't /b/ and when Halo generals were banned, TF2 was good, and PS3 was only starting to get games. Also reminds me of ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSS
I love this game. It tuggs at my heart strings *tear*. I played this game while deployed in Afghanistan. I was so depressed. As a father of 3 boys, this scene in particular was real hard to get through. Outstanding game though.
TomLehocky In the original script, David Cage wanted a "metaphorical car", but nobody could figure out what that actually meant, so they went with this.
TheDrCN I don't know if that's a farce or actually another one of Cage's Hurr-Durr "movie" director mannerisms. But coming from the man who puts himself as "Citizen Cage" in Indigo Prophecy (let alone actually mo-capping himself and putting himself in that game, and straight up lying right at the start), I'm wouldn't be shocked if his ego was that huge that everyone around him knew exactly what he meant even when given vaguest directions.
My mother watched this scene, and decided that Jason deserved to win a Darwin Award. He wanders away from his family TWICE, ignores dad's screaming, LEAVES THE MALL, then crosses a busy intersection without looking TWICE? Forget the car, I'm surprised Jason didn't just drown himself in a bucket.
Lyrics: The rain has stopped The sun came out What a beautiful day to take my family out To the mall Then we split up My wife takes Shaun to get some shoes for his feet And that's really sweet But I've got Jason I've got Jason Oh wait, no, where did he go He was standing right here My wife's gonna kill me Jason, where did he go You've gotten me searching high and low My heart is racing Press X to Jason! I'm walking around Then I see a clown And next to him is my little boy So I bought him a toy He's sellin' balloons; Jason wants a red one So I shell out to single dollar bills Then Jason runs for the hills My wife just spotted me Then I tell her our son is gone and I'm on the hunt again Press X to Jason! Jason! Press X to Jason, press X to Jason! Jason, it's you that I'm chasin' It's you that I'm chasin' Press X to Jason, press X to Jason Jason! Press X to Jason Suddenly there's a crowd in this mall I don't see Jason, he's so small Okay, I see a red balloon Oh no, it's not my kid at all Then I walk outside to see Jason crossing the street How could he have walked that far? And Jason Was killed by a car.
Is Jason damaged? Because I know that a NORMAL person doesn't run away like that, or go outside alone, or cross the street without looking, or get hit by a car, or have a very enthusiastic father? Maybe Jason's father abused him?
Eric has it. I remember when my brother and I were kids and he had to be put on a leash because he would just walk away at every opportunity. He didn't have ADD or anything he just liked to explore.
I just started Heavy Rain tonight, now that it's on PC, and immediately realized why he's got the 'JASON?' thought prompt. Strange thing is I predicted he'd die, but then it turned out to be his bird instead. Holy crap. It's from this music video ... THIS WHOLE TIME!
That's true, and I completely understand people disagreeing with an admittedly broad statement. What pisses me off is implying that my opinion is worth nothing because of a show that I like to watch.
omg funniest thing after i saw this video i went to the store and some dad was yelling at his son jason who kept running up and down the isle #bestmomentever :)
Me and my boyfriend are obsessed with this song. Nearly everyday we call up one of his friends named Jason and just yell "JASOOOONNN!" today my boyfriend has to go on an hour long car trip with him and he plans in playing this song non stop. The funny part is our friend Jason has never played or heard of Heavy Rain.
'Been searching high and low from dusk 'til dawn.
The rain won't stop, but I've got to keep moving on.
...
Press X to Shaun
OMG MIKEY!!!
Holy cow, it's always so weird to see a youtuber just commenting on a video or in a game lobby or something until I remember, "Wait, they're also people, why wouldn't they do normal people things too?" Like, it's so surreal to be reminded that duh, a person on youtube is also just a person.
My name is Jason. I teach Game Design at a college. My students yell "Jason!" or "I'm pressing X" when they need help.
Jason Ault That's awesome.
Jason Ault I wish people yelled my first name, you're lucky pal.
+Jason Ault When there's a student named Shaun, always remember to yell: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN.
I'm so sorry, but you and they are both awesome.
that sounds fun
12 years later, still a bop.
Jason's death would've had more impact on the player if it didn't have them laughing at the whole "JASON" thing goin' on.
+Jewmeat01 Either or.
Or if Jason was the original intended age and not a full grown kid walking into streets totally nonsensical
Yeah if Jason was 5 or younger, then him running off would've been more believable. A ten year old boy should know better than to run away from his parents
Jason is ten years old and doesn't know not to wander out of a crowed mall and cross the street?
Seriously? Where was he even planning on going??
For me its like he killed himself lol like he saw the car,but ran across and he literally ran away
ShadowMancer97 He wanted to escape all the QTE's... so many QTE's!!!!!! EVERY TIME HE USED THE SHOWER, MADE TOAST, ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST END IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowMancer97 A-a-are you a Basitin?
Rikudō Sennin
Yup!
Awesome. I'd like to think myself Keidran sometimes.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Ethan Mars sorry... he's not in the comments section.
*no,theres the "wrong kid" in the comments*
Ethan speaks two languages. Shaun!!!! and Jason!!!!!
Actually, this is a single language with just these two words in it. Thing is, the meaning depends on the stress you attach to it. So for instance a soft "Jason?" translates into "Where is my son?" whereas *"JAYSON!"* means "Get back here you little turd!".
Not only did he separate from his dad TWICE in the span of a two minutes, he left the entire top level of the mall, then exited the building to get himself creamed by a car.
_"But I've got Jason."_
That line perfectly foreshadows everything to come from just the dumbest kid in video games.
To make it even better he managed to leave the building, cross the street successfully and then get his ass run over crossing it the second time.
Key Strix It's obvious that the balloon was laced with LSD
I see Jason dying as Darwinism working as intended.
If the rest of the game was Ethan going back to the kid who looks like Jason from behind, taking him in, and then contriving reasons for everyone else to only ever see him from the back until he grows up, Heavy Rain would be the greatest game of all time.
the sad part is that the writing of this song probably took a lot more effort than David Cage put into the script of heavy rain.
While I do love Heavy Rain, I think David Cage should stick to writing comedy because he seems to be good at creating humorous stuff.
Come on, It was a good story! I mean, sure, it had more than a few plot holes but the game turned out great.
Jason Not... really. The game lies to you from the start in order to not spoil who the killer is and the killer's motivation makes no sense whatsoever. The killer's plan also only works if it happens to rain constantly for 5 days straight, and the game assumes that a) retired cops are rich enough to own warehouses and construction sites and b) an old fart with astma is a match for a CIA agent in a fist fight, among many many other things.
Big Isaac
He could have lucky investments in stocks.
There will always be people who defy expectations, perhaps the CIA agent hadn't been following up with the training he's required to do properly, or the "old fart" had actually been training more than one would think.
But yeah the game was pretty crap.
Big Isaac #shotsfired #whereisthescript
3 things,
1. WHY DIDNT THE CAR STOP!!??
2. Jason wouldn't die from a car going 3 mph
3. Jason wouldn't die because his dad was INFRONT of him when hes supposedly "died".
just heavy raing things
1. The car does stop just as it hits them
2. ......um.....I guess it runs over his neck and/or head.
3. ..............goddammit I can only make one of these make sense at a time.
The original ide was to make the car run over Jason, but they had to tone it down a bit. That´s why they made it so that Ethan jumped in front of the car.
Its because his dad practically back-dropped him into the pavement.
4. His brain is small as a 10 years old.
“I shell out two dollar bills,
and then Jason runs for the hills.”
BAHAHAHAHA that part got me! Because that little shit totally RUNS off on you after you buy him the damn balloon!! Ahaha
*two single dollar bills
I haven't heard this good a song about killer red balloons since 99 Luftballons
Haha, I remember a while back my one friend was mortified by this entire scene because he thought Jason was supposed to be mentally challenged but when he found out the character wasn't he was like "What?! Screw this game!"
lmfao
I still don't understand how Jason's death was Ethan's fault. Jason was the one to run away from Ethan while he was buying a balloon. If Jason had just been a good boy, none of this fucking game would have happened.
Clearly you don't have kids. :P
I'm 16.
I'm a good boy, I don't do that shit yet.
yeah, except Jason's ten or so, not fucking three. kids at that age don't usually disobey their parents just like that, and if they do, they usually take more than just a few seconds. also, why the fuck would he run off if he was waiting for the balloon? i mean, kids fucking adore balloons, i remember one time doing promotion for a bank in a mall, i was carrying three balloons with me. upon leaving the bank i didn't even walk five steps before i almost crashed into a little boy smiling at me and clearly waiting for the balloon. i didn't even see the little guy coming, that's how much they love those things
Some fuckface The Balloon was laced with LSD
Some fuckface The Balloon was laced with LSD
I still think about this constantly. It's been 10 years yet I know every word still
Jason is 10 years old yet he doesn't know how to cross the road...ffs...
I crossed the road normaly. AND I WAS... here it comes... wait... yes... here it comes... *THREE YEARS OLD!!!!!!!*
People have theorized that Jason has some form of Autism,since he is easily distracted and doesn’t always respond to his name.
To be fair, look at his father
@@fifi2354 no, no you didn't
@@nikkospops because its not there
I come back to this song every now and then to cheer me up; still 100% a banger. Love it.
I love how Jason looks at the wrong side of the street when he starts crossing.
THE GENE POOL HAS BEEN (SLIGHTLY) PURIFIED.
10 years later and I'm just discovering this now. Thank you for this gem. Wish UA-cam could go back to this golden age.
That clown is responsible for the events of Heavy Rain. I don't see why Jason would wander off and why Ethan didn't tell him to stay where he was on the other side of the road.
NEVER trust Clowns in real life either.
Because plot.
The clown is fully the serial killer, just in disguise!! *dun dun dun*
Brad Taylor M Night Shyamalan: "WHAT A TWIST!"
***** hahaha ;)
Haha lol I remember when this was playing at my funeral
i read this the first time and im like "i feel like somthing is wrong with this sentence..." and then i read it a couple more times, then i understand you said MY funeral...
Nice.
I helped design the hospital my mum was born in :)
You know what would be an interesting twist? If it turned out Jason lived after all and you're the one who died and you're living in a purgatory state with a shade of your other son and the entire adventure onwards was you trying to make up for the failure of a father you are by rescuing your other "son" but in reality it is a way to help you pass on.
Shut up, M. Night Shyamalan.
MantroX Hey, I'm just offering an explanation for why the hell jumping in front of the car and getting hit by it first ends up killing your son but not you. That makes no sense.
David Cage would never write something that makes that much sense.
And you could be on a coma state, at the hospital...
How is that better writing than the actual game?
Oh right, because western visual novels are garbage.
"Then Jason runs for the hills".
Press X to Praise the JASUN
this is the best thing i've ever watched
"...but I got jason! I got Jason! Oh, wait, no where did he go?..." I love that part :D
_Press Jason to X._
After playing Heavy Rain I learned 2 things....one never yell at your kids to run to you, they are dumb enough to do it and second, hold his hand always.....always!...
This will never gets old
pinkerton NEVER
Much like Jason
Yeah 2021
Spoilers, the red balloon is the origami killer.
OMG TOO MUCH SPOILERZ!!!
Shelby is tha origami killer
The balloon was a thing to make their life bad
What a heroic effort to end up placing Jason face up against the frame/grille
What a beautiful day
to take my family out
.....to the mall
type X to JSON
All jokes aside, this is actually very well written and arranged. Great hook and everything. Trimming it up a little more might actually end up making it sound like a Counting Crows or Gin Blossoms song.
at comicon this weekend was shouting Jason throughout the Expo
During an LP of that game, an enormous amount of people came to the conclusion that while being hit by the car would not be fatal, Ethan landing on Jason most certainly was.
Good job, Dad!
This music video brings a good message to parents out there, when you take you're kid(s) to the mall or what ever always hold his/her hand, don't leave the kid unsupervised and don't expect other people to watch your kid. and calling their name won't get them to listen to you. kids these days.
Cool theme, you should make a game about it!
+RyesGaming! He said a GAME :P
I replayed this song way too many times...now I'm just singing along word for word....
This is just.... perfection
this song was REALLY well written! jeez!
Doctors in France are pessimistic so when they saw Jason with a scrape on his kneethey just declared him dead.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on youtube. Thank you.
Thank you.
He got so excited when he catched his son that he threw him on the ground during his moment of victory.
It's been 5 years since I first saw this. 5 years since I last watched it.
It's almost nostalgic. Reminds me of when /v/ wasn't /b/ and when Halo generals were banned, TF2 was good, and PS3 was only starting to get games. Also reminds me of ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSS
Sorry, know I'm late, this is your five-year reminder! ;P
Heavy Rain graphics be looking like the Sims
Really good song. With it i know more about heavy rain than i will ever need.
Rest in pepperonis Jason
1. Holy shit this video is 13 years old
2. This kid is why they made leashes for children
This is the best song I've heard all week OMG! 😂😂😂
I love this game. It tuggs at my heart strings *tear*. I played this game while deployed in Afghanistan. I was so depressed. As a father of 3 boys, this scene in particular was real hard to get through. Outstanding game though.
The car wasn't even moving that fast. He'd have been fine if his dumbass dad hadn't tackled him into the pavement.
TheDrCN in the original version the car was supposed to run over the kid, but they had to tone it down.
TomLehocky In the original script, David Cage wanted a "metaphorical car", but nobody could figure out what that actually meant, so they went with this.
TheDrCN I don't know if that's a farce or actually another one of Cage's Hurr-Durr "movie" director mannerisms. But coming from the man who puts himself as "Citizen Cage" in Indigo Prophecy (let alone actually mo-capping himself and putting himself in that game, and straight up lying right at the start), I'm wouldn't be shocked if his ego was that huge that everyone around him knew exactly what he meant even when given vaguest directions.
+TheDrCN Funniest shit right there
+TheDrCN God that made me laugh out loud.
😭😭😭😭that was the most beautiful press x to Jason parody
I unliked this video so I could like it again
Just finished watching Two Best Friends' walkthrough of Heavy Rain and decided to celebrate by watching this. Yesss.
JAYSUN!
JAAYSOON!!
SHAAUUNNN!!!
***** MYYYSEEELF!!!
Jason Mars eek! a ghost! O,o
It's coming to PC! And the question is... what will we press to Jason?
Obviously F😀
1
This song...is always stuck in my head...
*SO EMOTIONAL*
My mother watched this scene, and decided that Jason deserved to win a Darwin Award.
He wanders away from his family TWICE, ignores dad's screaming, LEAVES THE MALL, then crosses a busy intersection without looking TWICE?
Forget the car, I'm surprised Jason didn't just drown himself in a bucket.
Jason had it coming.
makes me cry every time and darn you impossible quiz book for making fun of this
Damn that meme is almost 10 years old
Dude.. I just discovered this gem... it really made my day.
can you do one about the Shaun glitch?
Jaaaaaasoooon!
I cri vry tiem
what does that have to do with anything
I can't believe this is the first time I've seen this music video! It was quite the experience playing Heavy Rain back then. : )
Lyrics:
The rain has stopped
The sun came out
What a beautiful day to take my family out
To the mall
Then we split up
My wife takes Shaun to get some shoes for his feet
And that's really sweet
But I've got Jason
I've got Jason
Oh wait, no, where did he go
He was standing right here
My wife's gonna kill me
Jason, where did he go
You've gotten me searching high and low
My heart is racing
Press X to Jason!
I'm walking around
Then I see a clown
And next to him is my little boy
So I bought him a toy
He's sellin' balloons; Jason wants a red one
So I shell out to single dollar bills
Then Jason runs for the hills
My wife just spotted me
Then I tell her our son is gone and I'm on the hunt again
Press X to Jason!
Jason!
Press X to Jason, press X to Jason!
Jason, it's you that I'm chasin'
It's you that I'm chasin'
Press X to Jason, press X to Jason
Jason! Press X to Jason
Suddenly there's a crowd in this mall
I don't see Jason, he's so small
Okay, I see a red balloon
Oh no, it's not my kid at all
Then I walk outside to see Jason crossing the street
How could he have walked that far?
And Jason
Was killed by a car.
Najort Nope, typed it myself.
Najort Did it for lulz, do I care about what you're saying? Nope.
heard this on virlomi's stream... had to listen to it again, ;P
Now we can press X to Alice xDD
He will come back all he needs is the Lazurus Pit
Is Jason damaged? Because I know that a NORMAL person doesn't run away like that, or go outside alone, or cross the street without looking, or get hit by a car, or have a very enthusiastic father? Maybe Jason's father abused him?
Natural selection
uh, a good portion of kids either do those things or would probably do those things if an authority figure wasn't around to tell them not to
Joking (Kind of)
Eric has it. I remember when my brother and I were kids and he had to be put on a leash because he would just walk away at every opportunity. He didn't have ADD or anything he just liked to explore.
Yah he is very abusive
I just started Heavy Rain tonight, now that it's on PC, and immediately realized why he's got the 'JASON?' thought prompt. Strange thing is I predicted he'd die, but then it turned out to be his bird instead. Holy crap. It's from this music video ... THIS WHOLE TIME!
I'm Jason and I find this offensive.
I'm offensive and I find this Jason
You're just mad because you got killed by a car. :P
Im offended that your offended
You're my hero for making this.
Its hilarious, because this is one of the most depressing games ever.
ok instead of his son imagine jason voorhees running off and getting hit by a car
+Evilest Ryu At least Jason Voorhees isn't retarded and runs out in traffic.
then it would be press x for the prius...jason v cant die!
theres no word to describe my overwhelming love for this song
2:11 *bruh*
This deserves more views.
this video is freaking depressing
he gave that clown $20 for a BALLOON
what has this country come to T^T
$2...lmao
+TheTTVCrew he gave him $20
kids in Africa could've eaten that 20$ bill so sad
0:17
To get some shoes.... for his feet?
Okay ..
*walks off*
Shaun!!!!!1 :D
***** shaun got lost again?
He went to another park.. i see O.O he went to get icecream xD
:O the icecream killer!? DUN DUN DUN
***** *scream like a little girl* Well i think i know how to kill this icecream killer but its not easy lol
***** i was gonna say you have to kill him with a spoon or eat him since this icecream killer is a icecream :3
beautiful song
Oh no, not ze bad gaem!
*(579.000 peoples triggered and left the server)*
I love "oh wait no where did he go?"
Press x to Charles Lee!
+Amine Cemre Kaya Something Connor would yell! xDD
+iggy kirkland
Yes :D
holy shit brilliant
That's true, and I completely understand people disagreeing with an admittedly broad statement. What pisses me off is implying that my opinion is worth nothing because of a show that I like to watch.
omg funniest thing after i saw this video i went to the store and some dad was yelling at his son jason who kept running up and down the isle #bestmomentever :)
Me and my boyfriend are obsessed with this song. Nearly everyday we call up one of his friends named Jason and just yell "JASOOOONNN!" today my boyfriend has to go on an hour long car trip with him and he plans in playing this song non stop. The funny part is our friend Jason has never played or heard of Heavy Rain.
Jason, where did he go?
ya got me searching high and low.
-Best part lol.
The stroke face he makes every time he runs into a store. 😂
its been 3 days since i heard this song...i cant get it out of my head...
I love this song and Heavy Rain, both literally. JASON!!!!!!! sobs*
The best song on you tube...I wonder if I can make this my ringtone
Even after 3 years this song is still catchy
Fabulous, funny, great, hilarious, etc! Fantastic work! :D