The Average Mount and Blade Sea Raider Experience
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- Pretty much the average Mount and Blade Sea Raider Experience!
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*That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!*
Sorry for the lack of videos lately! Had to sort out some stuff IRL, but now papa Koi is BACK!
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Koi, what is this mod?
Where is that lettuce beating animal from in the beginning?
There was a lack of videos?
Koifish welcome back
IRL? Isn't that like something ancient?
I am extremely tempted to hydrate myself, using your brain's container as a way to store said beverage.
Tostig: what is hydrate?? LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING
@@rentalsnake6542 You think we should reduce the amount we communicate via verbal communication and in it's place take part in hostile activities against enemy villages and townsteads, violently attacking them and requisitioning their property?
I think we should use verbal communication as to make a discussion about the nature and make up of the belongings that belong to you and are of your property.
You guys are geniuses
@@ogluqqychess4452 The time in which we gather grain, vegetables and foodstuffs from the ground for either consumption, saving or for selling to the market for a profit is quickly approaching.
"You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
YOU WERE MY BROTHER SEA RAIDER! I LOVED YOU!
I HAVE BECOMETH RAIDER OF THE SEA!
@@Koifish IVE BECOME STRONGER THAN ANY SEA RAIDER COULD EVER IMAGINE!
I have brought raids food and loot to my clan so you're either with me or against me
@David Nordholm MANHUNTER
>mounts dog
>Italian national anthem starts playing
YES!
@@Koifish BUT WHY
aS An ItaLiaN I FInd tHis VerY OfFenSivE
Is a wolf
Symbol of Rome
I have a theory:
C raider decided to become the best raider in history, and he gained much wealth and a kingdom of his own. When he died, however all of that collapsed. So years later he rises back up as a skeleton to remake his fallen kingdom and legacy.
and changed his name to Boney M
Rasputin is secretly his niece
OH MY GOOOD!
but thats just a theory... a game theory...
Y'know, some M&B mods do include Litchdom and necromancy...
*Engages Sea Raiders* *Shows Footage of him killing Looters* SEEMS LIKE KOIFISH TO ME
*OH WELL*
5:43 Alt+Ctrl+F4 Intensifies
Ah, i see your also a man of culture that uses SuperF4
I can sadly recognize this
I mean, when your army has no cavalry and the enemy is routed, might as well.
*notices your skull*
OwO nice head you have on your shoulders
OwO
Spotted the loser.
As if you anime losers interact with women at all. Incels.
ow, the edge.
@@IloPilo as a matter of fact, yes alot of people who like anime are in a relationship, you can even check it on youtube
Beneath all of the comedy, we can see the hidden level of skill. The shots of you nonchalantly throwing things at people a huge distance away and taking them down proves that you really are skilled.
Practice makes perfect! :D
one vs one in napoleon wars with swords @joao marcelo de oliveira
@João de Oliveira do the random cApiTaL lEtTeRs iF iRoNic
Nah, he just drinks his dose of everyday morning milk, from a different skull everyday .
It doesn't take skill. It only takes a lot of butter.
If you don't have an shield in Viking Conquest, looters are you're worst nightmare.
Indeed!
Sea Raider memes are like children with cancers, they never get old
holy shit that's dark.
oof
That's not right bro! XD
UA-camr Number 99 ha ha that's great!
Dankest joke i've heard
04:10 the Italian national hymn being played upon a viking riding a dog... I don't know what to say o.o lol
IT JUST FITS :D
To be honest is what we used to do, then we invented Vespas just to not harm the poor doggies anymore.
Sinceri saluti from Italia
@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 yeah, my gramps told me stories about the olden times where he rode down from his house to the city on his neapolitan mastiff... ahhh, nostalgia
*cries in Italian*
actually it fits too much hahahaha keep up the good nonsense man!
@@Koifish NOW I KNOW!
Everything has a price even your harvesting season
Fellow magyar koifish fan!
:D
First. How I pick up girls
That’s a nice head you have on you shoulders
Seduce them by beating salad!
Get a tattoo that says "Death"
I never thought I would live to see a Viking riding a dog while the italian anthem is playing.
Now you have. You're welcome!
Lol sweet accordion version of "You spin me right round"
It's awesome!
I just discovered a Swedish pop song last night... Hej Monika. It's glorious. I request that you put that in one of your future videos at some point xD
"Thou maternal parent art of homosexual descent, fair Ser knight!"
"Nay, thee, good Ser knight!"
NAY! U!
All dogs are rideable, if you're drunk enough.
Words of wisdom right there!
I do have to admit though, smaller dogs such as pugs are better used like rollerskates
So your mom's rideable?
the nords talking in the beginning were icelandic respect for koifish 1000%
4:39 Ah, a wonderful soundtrack from the hardcore medieval party mix
I would've flossed that shit boi
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
There's nothing like cruising around Calradia with that mix playing.
source ??
@@danieldeath-j7u ua-cam.com/video/xaRNvJLKP1E/v-deo.html
There you go man. It's also worth looking at the comments on that video, it must be one of the best comment sections on UA-cam
Are we not gonna talk about the transition from Warband to Viking Conquest... it was smooth as fuck
No Matheld 0/10
MATHELD THE SEA RAIDER?
@@Koifish y dafuq not? She a nord!
Morgan Dignowity matheld best waifu
@@adamamaru4535 weird way to say Jeremus
*Looter Experience*
Die in one hit😎
Vile Beggar
*Looter simulator 2018*
@@Koifish what mod you used to do the sea raider experience ?
To answer the question on everyone's mind, the song at 4:40 is called "La Suite Meurtriere" by Vox Vulgaris. What can I say except you're welcome.
You're going to make a video with Vikings Conquest?Or the Mode Lord of the Rings?
Peace
Most likely! :D
Yes, do the last days of the third age
@@Koifish yes do Lord of the rings!
Waiting for viking conquest
Hey there! I know i'm a year late but is this mod called the vikings conquest?
Of course the danish would become sea raiders...
WHILE THE NORWEGIANS AND SWEDES ARE OFF BECOMING VÍKINGAR.
VIKINGUR! :D
Aren't you Danish? Wouldn't it be Vikinger then? But for Swedes its Vikingar.
Seeing dumb shit like this makes me want another 1520
Is no one gonna comment on how he threw those stones?
PURE SKILL
Aim bot
So i was wandering around today as one does when i seen a notification from a familiar koiboi! It was this video and man it was amazing! Funny, creative, witty, and even great, but i could not hide my shock as i looked away from the video and onto my once great nation, Calradia, split into six, yes, SIX different kingdoms, how could six kings all claim to be the ruler of one country? It's quite simple really, the false kings must be shown the error of their ways! A brave swedish man of many mount and/or bladish merits must reunite the once great empire! Koifish you are our only hope! We all need to know how to make Calradia great again!
I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN GOD!
@@Koifish my sweet koiboi, you could never let me down!
Farmers:it's almost harvesting season
Sea Raiders:THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Serfs: EH?!
Glad to see new M&B Warband vids are still rolling out
As always! :D
I once got a bug on the sea raider mission where ennemies wouldn't stop poping. At first they were hundreds and I used the invulnerability cheat but ended up ragequitting after having covered the entire beach of dead bodies and still having raiders coming out of nowhere to attack me at a lower frequency.
Swedish pagans
MARCHING ASHORE
Forged in Valhalla with the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard our Viking ship sails
@@thelonghairedhippie3637 never to turn back again
ua-cam.com/video/8QrnZfsirvM/v-deo.html
Saw notification koifish upload spill my tea from my skull cup
*Oof* pick it up!
Mega F
This is why i enjoy smaller youtubers, so much more effort. Also uploader is another fish
Thanks my dude! :D
2:08 “away with you foul beggars” 😂
The poor man had to playing viking conquest for this video, we will not forget your sacrifice Koifish
Top 5 things I hate in the world
1.Spiders
2.Expired Pizza
3.Me failing in video games
4.Getting to eat mayo instead of butter
5.missing a Koifish video
MAYO?
Mayonnaise , you don't have that ?
What yes i do have it but I like butter more than mayo
@@Koifish yeah I did server King 👑 Harlaus but then I joined the nords and the vaegirs
But I when I was in the vaegirs i conquered etrosq castle and well I owned it
You made a sea raider army with nord footmen, not sea raiders. This act of betrayal shall not go unseen
*Did I just hear some Vox Vulgaris in the soundtrack?*
Koifish you extraordinary man
A fish of many songs!
Which song it is?
the fact you used the Dha Werda Verda for a scene just got you a sub. And me crying in nostalgia
Carry we who die in battle
Over land and C (raider)
Across the rainbow bridge
To VaLhAlLa
ODIN'S WAITIN FOR ME
C RAIDER!
"You were the chosen one!!! It been said you destroy the raiders not join them. Restore balance to calradia not leave it in darkness!!"
6:39 Oh no it’s Boney M!!! Is this a sequel to the M&B’s Cinematic Universe of Spooks?!!!
OH MY GOOOOOOD!
This is the quality content ive been looking for.
Very good! :D
I wiLl DrInK FrOm YouR HarvesSTing SeaSoN
Btw
That's a nice head you have on your shoulders KoiBoi ;)
Shit I forgot to say I was late
*You’re* late
Hey koifish love the transitions between Viking conquest and native. Amazing content
Thank you :D
KoiBoi this is lit. Editing is amazing 😂
Thanks my dude :D
I dont know how much effort you put into these but theyre amazing good job I will reward you the fief of Fisdnar
Why I have to say, that is the nicest head I have seen on anyone's shoulders
Also moar accordian
*aww thank you*
Imagine making an army made of all the men koi fish has killed from his own squads - the ultimate revenge against the backstabber
Next video is Desert Hunters experience
Next video will most likely be a how to :D
Damn you,you used a soundtrack from the republic commandos
(2:15-2:57)
A Mandalorian war chant to be exact.
@@DesWCEN yeah its a mandalorian language
Ah, good times with that game.
Is becoming a returning theme, previous video had it as well 😂
@@HangTimeNinjas shit
Not gonna lie tho, these accordion covers are top notch.
Omg the sea raider school part im dieing
Edit: next how to start a french revolution in Mount and Blade
Already done that video! :D
I love how you went from Warband to Viking Conquest and then the same lol
Your music selections are so nice. Please include a list in your videos
Will do for the next one! :D
As a Nord I highly approve of this “How To Raid Everything” video.
you spin my head right round baby right round 6:00
I sit down to poop and think to myself: “I need a 5-10 minute video to keep myself occupied”. Then Koifish’s new video shows up on my homepage: thank you Koifish
100%
1:07 - 1:11
Early game in a nutshell
UR MOM RAIIIDER!
What mysic is that?
Music?
I freaking screamed from laughter just from the intro
3:34 name of the song plyuase bois
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) [accordion cover]
Ahhhh I knew I know the song xD
@@x3rioz Thanks. I could have sworn I recognized it.
My dude excellent use of a mandalorian war chant odin is pleased
excellent
A very friendly SEA RAIDER!
Dha Werda Verda is the song at 2:30. Its from Star Wars: Republic Commando. Great game, even better soundtrack.
3:46 music?
The metal gear sound when you got spotted trying to steal the ships fucked me up xD
4:11 the italian national anthem ahahahahahahahahhq
Effort to make a funny video like this is great!!! Love the work put in
Thanks my dude! :D
Whats the name of the music on 4:42?
Search medieval music on yt and you'll find it
Celtic music
Vox Vulgaris - La Suite Meurtriere
You spin me baby right round like a raider baby right round round
Like a raider babY!
Fantastic Video but I long to hear your beautiful voice once again koifish.
Don't worry my dude, next video is a how to! :D
What did I stumble upon Jesus christ I couldn't stop laughing
MAGIC! :D
*A SCHILD*
:C
Fallout wanderer theme song was so relaxing. We need more where that came from for those calm interludes, bro!
kofish u have to make a lets play on viking conquest please!!!!!
I use that You Spin Me Round accordion cover so much now, I love it and every time I hear it I always think of this video lmao
0:58 What's the song called?
Song is Manea by Fanfare Ciocarlia, not this version exactly, but that song
This video transcends different universe
:(
OH SHIT FORGOT TO GIVE CREDIT! :D Will fix that right now! :D
I've never played M&B but this was top quality. I appreciate the use of Dha Werda Verda as well.
Very good! And you should! :D
First French view RPZ LA FRANCE
THATS A NICE HARVESTING SEASON THATS ALMOST HERE!
First dislike
hella gay
@@alcapitan67 im straight btw
Very gay
When you have the big gay 😂😂😂
Why?
Next video you need to show us how to conquer all of Calradia, with nothing but your bare hands (and an army of crossbow men).
C Raider raided so damn hard he jumped to another module SAILING THE DAMN SEA!
So glad I found this channel you are hilarious mate
Those dogs are the most atrocious things I've seen in video games
*BORK BORK BORK*
Translation: I shall imbibe an appealing liquid to slake mine thirst out from a vessel formed from thine calcified cranial structure posthaste.
BÖRK BÖRK!
Definitely sums up traveling the coast in M&B
This....this is quality content
I do not believe this is the average sea raider experience.
I love the beginnings the most of all tbh
3:34 love the song there, thanks for sharing it. This cover is *awesome* indeed.
what name of the song ?
@@quoctho2991 link to it is in the video description
The gradual alteration of the Earth’s tilt indicates the rapid growth of various staple crops that must be extracted
But not JUST YET!
How to easy armor (and money) in game:
>play as strength build
>be vaegir
>get peasant nord and vaegir bois
>steal blunt weapons from looters
>find raider bois
>f1+f2
>ride to battle alone or w/ manhunter horse bois
>mfw casul raiders lower shields the moment you get close enough
>smack raider boi in head
>repeat until no raider bois left or almost no health
Now you have prisoners and armor, what more can you ask for?
(Note: deplete their javelins first. Longbow raider ain't got shit on you but watch out for the javelins, especially during approach. Shield and one-handed blunt weapon combo is recommended.)
This is like the first season of Vikings! The only thing missing is dudes dropkicking into shieldwalls.
This video is LEGENDARY!
You know... For some reason I thought that Koifishes videos can't be more memable then they already were... Oh God I was wrong! This is some pure meme juice right here :D
Maximum MEMERY
I was surprised to be this early the same way a large of sea raiders surprises and wipes out my party.
OOF