Same, anytime anyone mentions anything about Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Dio, Rainbow and adjacent bands I have to remind myself not to ramble on for more than 5 minutes or not to send 10 texts or else I might scare people off...
because they don't want to admit that the music is cookie cutter and she's an average vocalist. it goes against the narrative that taylor can do no wrong
i think anyone who has a hyperfocused passion about anything is like this. it's cute imo. Just wish people could be this passionate about up and coming artists who aren't making a ton of money. and i wish half of what was said was about the music vs the drama.
@@synkronized tbh 90s rap was the best rap. aside from some of the misogynistic stuff, but that's kinda always been there. and underground music is often much better than mainstream stuff.
Oh my god, this is literally the most relatable thing I have ever watched, my gf loves Taylor swift and I sat there and listened to all of her Taylor knowledge and it had me crosseyed because of how everything has some kind of crazy meaning, or doesn’t and is just some wild speculation, and I played wild blue by John Mayer and she told me why he was a horrible person, and just wanted to listen to my blues, love her though, she’s just obsessed
As a man married to a taylor swift fan I can confirm all of these details are true. She used to listen to bring me the horizon, blood brothers, underoath etc. too. Times change lmao
@@BFG-hv2ml He dated Swift when she was very young and was apparently an awful boyfriend. IIRC he was in his mid-thirties at the time and she was 19 or something, and he would humiliate her in front of his friends among other things. I don't remember all the details but NGL it's not Chris Brown beating the life out of Rihanna, Gyllenhall was just kind of a terrible boyfriend and a bit of a creep.
Today's Fact: In 1986, a man named Harold Holt, who was the Prime Minister of Australia, went swimming and was never seen again; years earlier, a character in a novel by Tom Clancy also named Harold Holt was a CIA agent who disappeared.
Thing is, I would love dating someone that's as passionate about music as I am even if it's music I'm not really into just as long as I'm shown that same respect.
This is just someone who is passionate about something. This is how I am with film. This is how anyone who is interesting is. It is just if you vibe with what they are passionate about. She seems totally normal to me, just cares about what she loves. She isn't condescending, just trying to share her knowledge. We all do this.
i remember the famous sublime song on the bus ride home because my bus driver loves metal… daddy’s got a new .45 and the reruns of kryptonite… 🤔 god I miss high school.
So that's basically ladies' version of being a Tool fan? xd
Wonder how long before she's singing from behind a curtain? 😅
@@aliasfakename2267 She might as well be goooone ;-)
@@aliasfakename2267And screeching about cellphones.
bull's eye
Ladies with taste listen to tool 🙊
yea went exactly as expected
now do arab dad's version
When we getting a Nik nocturnal Collab !?
I wish I was a 🐴
"Habibi, John Mayer is a real artist" *puts shades on and walks away*
Imagine a date : Taylor Swift fan and TOOL band fan.
Both equally obsessed with something that's kinda middle of the road
@@loganstrickler TOOL is not middle of the road you gatekeeper
@@nicovespruzzi6963 and TS isn't good enough to be considered middle of the road lol
@@Vivi_9 Very true, TS had a freak accident and isn't even on the road
@@loganstrickler Tool? Middle of the road?
Me explaining every reference and hidden meaning in Dream Theater's Octavarium (2005):
thanks for instigating my curiosity.
Me literally today
We're all having severe Dream Theater flashbacks out here :D
Dream theater is not nearly talked about enough by youtubers(except become the knight)
I was going to post this exact same thing.
As a metalhead there’s something I think we can all take away from this. Nobody cares. Don’t shove shit down people’s throats.
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tell that to rob halford 😆
Thank you
This is me I really get into music from bands but sometimes I can't even remember the songs 😅 like how do people retain all this useless information
You're wrong. People LOVE learning about Tony Iommi's fingers. Trust me ! My imaginary friends ask me to tell the story every night
oh c'mon, i was waiting for something like " welp, infant anihilator it is "
Should of played the MIW song from that dude's post. Lol
"VAGINAL EJACULATION PUDDING PIG FETUS" 😅
Cattle Decapitation
😂😂😂
This is probably how people feel when I talk about metal
Yea, my mom's boyfriend doesn't seem to enjoy my 20 minutes long Gojira rants.. 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck, this is me explaining metal to my son.
Same, anytime anyone mentions anything about Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Dio, Rainbow and adjacent bands I have to remind myself not to ramble on for more than 5 minutes or not to send 10 texts or else I might scare people off...
Swifties replace their own memories and life experience for Taylor's. Like brain cancer, she devours them
deep.
I think meat canyons cartoon captured this idea well.
Yup that amazing meat canyon video is deep in my mind almost frame by frame 😂
SPAM❗❗❗❗
I’ve missed these sketches
I can't imagine being so involved in a celebrities life, I'm lucky if I remember all the band members names.
or even my own...
Death by a thousand cuts sounds like samurai metal debut EP
It sounds like a Death song from Human or Individual Thought Patterns
There is a bullet for my valentine song but Taylor has the heavier lyrics lol
@@Jimbot001 Kudos for mentioning bullet
The way he grabs that fork... like he's about to end it all. 😅
It’s just wild how all the discussion about Taylor are based on her exes and personal life. None of it is about the musical content itself.
because they don't want to admit that the music is cookie cutter and she's an average vocalist. it goes against the narrative that taylor can do no wrong
yeah because there is no musical content lmao
I think I just found out why I don't get girls
I'm just like that girl when I talk about avant-garde metal
i think anyone who has a hyperfocused passion about anything is like this. it's cute imo. Just wish people could be this passionate about up and coming artists who aren't making a ton of money. and i wish half of what was said was about the music vs the drama.
@@CreativeMindsAudio Yup. Like Hotel Ugly.
Or you're just homosexual 😮
@@CreativeMindsAudioi am this passionate ab my favorite 90s underground rappers and lts kinda embarrassing how long i can talk ab them
@@synkronized tbh 90s rap was the best rap. aside from some of the misogynistic stuff, but that's kinda always been there. and underground music is often much better than mainstream stuff.
Bruh…. Find me a woman who is into any artist like this and I’m sold
I mean.. go to a TS concert. 😅🫡
Not Taylor swift tho 💀
I hope you like sleep token lmao
@@TheNamesFathom I do!
Future ex boo. IS DAT YU?!?
@@israelrosario3922 I’m a dude I’m just saying the amount of women who are THAT into sleep token is way higher than you’d expect
Oh my god, this is literally the most relatable thing I have ever watched, my gf loves Taylor swift and I sat there and listened to all of her Taylor knowledge and it had me crosseyed because of how everything has some kind of crazy meaning, or doesn’t and is just some wild speculation, and I played wild blue by John Mayer and she told me why he was a horrible person, and just wanted to listen to my blues, love her though, she’s just obsessed
Run Forrest, run!
a shame you can't insult a musician she likes but she can insult one you like. love is love though
"What do women like...." same brother same
Just ask them. There are millions of women who listen to death metal, hard trance, punk rock, hard rock, hip hop and so on.
As a man married to a taylor swift fan I can confirm all of these details are true. She used to listen to bring me the horizon, blood brothers, underoath etc. too. Times change lmao
I watched this video where two guys try to guess whether a lyric is BMTH or Taylor Swift. It was quite interesting.
Just realized this is exactly how i sound to other people
when talking about anything i like
Good thing you never reached a movie night stage and suggest a jake gyllenhaal movie😂
Donnie Darko it is
Roadhouse 😂
What's wrong with Jake? do girls obsessively love him in US ?
@BFG-hv2ml from my understanding, he used to date Taylor Swift and her fans also hate him
@@BFG-hv2ml He dated Swift when she was very young and was apparently an awful boyfriend. IIRC he was in his mid-thirties at the time and she was 19 or something, and he would humiliate her in front of his friends among other things. I don't remember all the details but NGL it's not Chris Brown beating the life out of Rihanna, Gyllenhall was just kind of a terrible boyfriend and a bit of a creep.
This is me talking about my Metal play list and my Metal favorite artist 😂😂😂
Great video Jared!!! Glad to see you back
The fact she listened to enchanted after meeting her man is really sweet
Great stuff as usual! Glad you're back making content on UA-cam!
Bwahahaha! that’sa lot of stuff I didn’t know about Tayler Swift and look forward to forgetting tomorrow. What’s so wrong with John Mayer? lol
Worst date ever
😂😂😂
Taylor Swift is like steve vai for guitarists
????
God I’ve missed this Jared!❤❤❤
You BROKE the 180° rule ! ! omg
Good god man, please make more content. This is gold.
Jared Dines, Yay! I liked this video so much, it made me smile!
Jared this is gold. Thank you.
Love this and live this. Also youtube then followed with an advert to get me to watch the eras tour on Disney+😂
Today's Fact: In 1986, a man named Harold Holt, who was the Prime Minister of Australia, went swimming and was never seen again; years earlier, a character in a novel by Tom Clancy also named Harold Holt was a CIA agent who disappeared.
Also today is the 31st anniversary of Waco massacre
And my grandma birthday 🎉
@@MrPukerman I hope ur Grandma had a wonderful day ❤
@@MrPukerman happy bday to your grammy!
Which Tom clancy book should I start?
You really brought Amy Winehouse back to life.
Actually love people that are this passionate ♥
Its giving "And this one time at band camp".
about 1 minute in I started to zone out 🤣
OMG HANNA😂10/10
Thing is, I would love dating someone that's as passionate about music as I am even if it's music I'm not really into just as long as I'm shown that same respect.
Please do more music-related skits! 😂🙏
NGL as a music nerd, i always love hearing the backstory behind songs, even if its artists I dont listen to
Yes! Good old Jared!
1:21 I'm jumping out the window, was nice knowing y'all
It's like me explaining all the Dance Gavin Dance/Swancore lore and history lol
Yaaaasss
Please do a first date with a DGD fan, Jared 😂
Content ! Yes ! Give it too meeeee !
Lmaoooo - this was great
Good ole fashioned UA-cam skit. Love it
THE BOY IS BACK!
Nailed it
Holy yappington of the yappingtrons🤣💀💀☠☠
LMAO THE JOHN MAYER AT THE END
This is so accurate😊
last one got me HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good conversation with coffee and dry salad always works
This is just someone who is passionate about something. This is how I am with film. This is how anyone who is interesting is. It is just if you vibe with what they are passionate about. She seems totally normal to me, just cares about what she loves. She isn't condescending, just trying to share her knowledge. We all do this.
I love learning more about musicians, regardless of whom they are or whether I listen to them :)
🤣Dude, you owe me for some new drawers and sweat pants. I hope ya don't owe me for a recliner too! 😆💩😳
An attempt at humor?
An attempt at Trolling?
Taylor Swift is actually really smart for re recording her masters to claim it as her own.
To make money yah
Exactly how the Swifties I teach guitar are! Stereotypes are often true!
Holy moly been there 😂
Thank God my wife listens to metal but she is also a Swiftie! Now I can understand the reference from the end of a Jared Dines video.
i remember the famous sublime song on the bus ride home because my bus driver loves metal… daddy’s got a new .45 and the reruns of kryptonite… 🤔 god I miss high school.
Jared found a way to perfectly describe how I felt at Work yesterday when her new album came out and all my co-workers were Flipping out
I actually like it when other people carry the conversation
Prog fan:
"Oh, don't talk to me about concept albums."
RUNNN KING
Damn, that's a lot of lore, kinda impressive
Yes the lore lol
Everyone now must link a taylor swift fan to this video.
At l;east she had a lucid moment in the end. 🤣
This is me talking about math rock with my friends
jared your AWESOME
pretty accurate
FUCK YES
Literally had tan identical conversation with my sister and I never felt more brain dead in my life
Sounds like a nightmare. 😂
This also sounds like every Sleep Token fan I've talked to.
more information than i ever wanted to know xD
You didn't even get to touch your bowl of spinach 😭
We sound the exact same way lmfao
now i know how it feels to listen to me talk about tool 🤣
They're so kind though!
How did you know my favorite TSwift song!?! Mind reader.
And, that repress is pretty fucking punk rock
More guitar collab
He's baaaack! 😆👍🏻
This actually explained the Taylor Swift lore to me
She would literally be the most reasonable taylor swift fan ever and Im not even kidding
So realistic 😂
Who's the chef??? POPEYE!???
that was a brilliant piece of writing
The ending was gold, and I hate myself for knowing why
Id rather date a chic into ACDC.. and she says ARE YOU READY!? Me HELL YEAH!! Conversation over
Every metalheads like Love Story
That's some incredible acting, really.
It was exactly like this
Basically our grandmas when the Beatles were big
“Sorry this isn’t gonna work, check please”
101 baby
*shakes intensely and digs nails in table HEAVILY!!!!!!!*
Good God! I loved that punchline.