The ending is so f*kin funny that he thinks he was so hot shit for having Gabrielle and Kathy give up on him...but only so they didnt have to fight Dark Steve XD
12:07 Not to continuously sound like a nerd here, but the fact that John could've two-tapped Rico Jr. if it wasn't for the fact that he had three people throwing stuff against him really is a testament to his strength. Which makes the choice of having him as Kathy's comic relief rival even odder, despite working pretty well for entertainment purposes.
31:25 I love how while John's busy chatting, we can see Kathy in the background, preparing for Steve's Darkling run by buying a bunch of Vanishes. And then John calls Steve a moron for throwing away a Town Warp, without grasping exactly what Steve's nefarious plans were (and Steve apparently heard EVERY bit of shade John threw at him). As much as I enjoy watching John -suffer from his chat's simpage for Kathy- interact with chat, I do wonder if he'd benefit from paying attention to his opponent's actions and gleaning strategies from them.
I will say that the crazy cocktail of streaming + first time playing + hardest difficulty makes for some truly compelling storytelling, and that John's litany of bumbles have been very educational as a spectator.
The last 10 minutes is the chat just going "she's going to give up and then you're gonna die" and he's so focused on beating Kathy he hasn't learned about tactical give ups to avoid Darklings
A sad Irishman went to see his doctor to ask them to cure his depression. The doctor said to him, "Go and see the fool HoboCrawfish. He didn't prepare for the Darkling and confidently declared that he couldn't get got before getting got. His misery will make you feel better about your own misfortune." "But doctor," said the Irishman, "I AM HoboCrawfish!"
As a mathematician with a doctorate from USU (United Steiner University), I can confirm that John invoking Omirkon as a punishment makes his odd of success dramatic go up. Normally, it would be an increase of around 33 1/3 or so, but John here isn't normal, he's a genetic freak, so you take Cathy's 33 1/3 chance of victory, Somoa Joe's 33 1/3 chance of victory, multiply that by the odds of either of them running into Rico Jr, and then subtract that from the overall odds of winning, and John has a 166 3/6% chance of winning. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Cathy at DokaJohn Kingdom.
Okay I now understand everything.... I was placing my bet on Kathy but I will always follow United Steiner University with brilliant flawless maths skills I will follow his logic and believe in Maths. Anyways Hobocrawfish is going to be 3rd in Dokapon Queen by Queen Kathy
I've said it before but the more vids that come out it is becoming more clear to me that with John's swagger, the fact that Kathy never really did anything to him until he started to antagonize her and the fact that he can never seem to do any lasting damage to her, their relationship is not John-Guts vs Kathy-Griffith, but instead John-Corkus vs Kathy-Guts.
@@00NOR Look, I am not saying she is perfect, she screwed over everyone! But she didn't hone in and focus down on John until he started to antagonize her specifically.
I didn't know this game had adaptive AI. The computers have learned John so well at this point that both Kathy and Gabrielle knew immediately to target him knowing that he would be too blinded by the chance at momentary revenge to realize he was utterly screwing himself.
I find it hilarious whenever John gets abducted their stats go down but when ever the NPCs have been abducted they have only ever gotten stat increases. The game really just doesnt care to hide it.
Wait sorry for replying to this because John is dead, he was playing Dokapon when The Final Gamer Boss Kathy killed him and then a brand new NPC named HoboCrawfish. This HOBOCRAWFISH is just a Super version of J*hn but in power level, he just a Farmer with a shotgun. So just to say this but Queen Kathy is best girl and Hubo sux. Steve is HoboCrawfis's Rival (And once was Hobo's Student) and Gabrielle and Kathy are Shallow HoboCrawfish's super secret crush. Edit: Jo*n was the final gamer but now he just a Fallen Gamer. Kathy did play fear and hunger and completed it with an S ending first attempt. And I hearing things that she is somehow have defeated other games on first attempt with no death like Tekken 8, Silent Hill 1,2 and 3, Hades 1, every Final Fantasy games, every Dragon Quest games, Sonic the hedgehog games plus spinoff games and somehow Undertale LoL
5:38 "Krillin had to die for Goku to go Super Saiyan." Yeah; Goku didn't kill _himself._ So what you should REALLY do is -sacrifice- bet on your wife (or someone of similar and immediate importance in your life) playing all of Omikron if you fail to defeat Kathy. Now THAT'S motivational stakes.
The fuck you mean STARTING? Did you see the fear and hunger video? Did you see the GARFIELD video? Bro has been a masochist since he stopped doing Why You Should Watches
24:45 its the little things but I love that John is now invested enough in the game to remember he got loads of money from the last red boss, counts spaces, remembers to use his 5 crystal and arrives on a sale date to the weapon shop edit: AND he realised the 30% buff meant the damage output was higher for the cleric weapon (88->114) than the strongest possible weapon
30:42 It's incredible just how quickly Dokapon shuts people down. "This is a waste of a 4-spinner." "Oh no! NOOOO!" It's like that "I'm a genius; Oh no!" meme on repeat.
I think that the math checks out. The threat of Omikron at least tripled John's chances of winning over Kathy. From 1% to 3%. I think that he will eventually just try and keep Kathy down to allow Gabriela to win. But there is something that he does not know...
John watching you playing this game and not learning anything honestly hurts... pls just remember that you can prereview the items you can buy from shops and things you can take from players BEFORE you go to them by pressing o while hovering over them... that way you know if you can buy something beforehand and not waste a turn hanging in a shop you can't buy stuff from
You have to realize alot of not paying attention is bevause if streaming. Looking at chat when he himself doesn't have to act, and shortcutting learning to keep the pace up. Steam would be way slower if he stopped to read everything, and the game is not that serious. Him being an imperfect gamer is half of the fun.
I'd say he did pretty well for himself during this episode. He kept using safe spaces, bought an item that benefited his class and realized that stealing the demolition man would be far more practical than using the spring cave or travelling on foot, especially since he'd be a sitting duck on the way back anyway. Now, if he could just start investing in his towns instead of just ignoring all of that potential money...
Hey Fox! Would it be possible for you or John to upload the whole streams as unlisted videos and add them as links to the descriptions? I'm someone who prefers to watch whole unedited VODs, and unfortunately John doesn't always highlight the streams 😢
@@ThomasUfnalCrowlake They are, but the VODs get automatically deleted after about a month unless the streamer highlights them, and again John hasn't been highlighting the latest Dokapon streams unfortunately
The sheer hubris on display in the face of overwhelming evidence that John is about to be completely annihilated in an instant HAS to be a bit. I refuse to believe he didn't see the writing on the wall for this ending.
7:43 Woolie placing a knife on a table 3 meters away from you, and you then Castrating yourself with that knife does not make this Woolies fault no matter how must you insist it; The Villan of the podcast has not changed from being you.
Weekly(?) request for John to play the following games: Nefarious Super Lesbian Animal RPG Decimate Drive Iron Lung X-Com Shipwrecked 64 Dr. Mario LSD Dreamemulator Omori Rhythm Heaven Fever What other games should John play on stream? I'll add them to the list
The ending is so f*kin funny that he thinks he was so hot shit for having Gabrielle and Kathy give up on him...but only so they didnt have to fight Dark Steve XD
That's at least the second time he's fallen for that trick lol.
His victory was his defeat
The classic "showboating scapegoat" trick will always work on John
He also steals a vanish and immediately forgets his bag is sealed.
12:07
Not to continuously sound like a nerd here, but the fact that John could've two-tapped Rico Jr. if it wasn't for the fact that he had three people throwing stuff against him really is a testament to his strength.
Which makes the choice of having him as Kathy's comic relief rival even odder, despite working pretty well for entertainment purposes.
47:34 Oh hey it feels nice to be included in one of these compilations, I think Tiggy is an adorable dog name!
31:25 I love how while John's busy chatting, we can see Kathy in the background, preparing for Steve's Darkling run by buying a bunch of Vanishes. And then John calls Steve a moron for throwing away a Town Warp, without grasping exactly what Steve's nefarious plans were (and Steve apparently heard EVERY bit of shade John threw at him).
As much as I enjoy watching John -suffer from his chat's simpage for Kathy- interact with chat, I do wonder if he'd benefit from paying attention to his opponent's actions and gleaning strategies from them.
Welcome to streaming games, where half your focus is being pulled to being entertaining and making sure the stream doesn't explode.
It is also his first game and strategies take longer for streamers to figure out because their attention is split.
I will say that the crazy cocktail of streaming + first time playing + hardest difficulty makes for some truly compelling storytelling, and that John's litany of bumbles have been very educational as a spectator.
Woolie is gonna have a field day come Season 3😂
John showboating in a middle of a stage, while his opponent takes a knee, not realizing that Steve run in at full speed to deliver sickest drop kick.
Bro really got hit with that RKO outta nowhere😂
The last 10 minutes is the chat just going "she's going to give up and then you're gonna die" and he's so focused on beating Kathy he hasn't learned about tactical give ups to avoid Darklings
Morgan Freeman voice: “The UA-cam video was not called the fall of Kathy”
"I have to take so many risks"
"No I won't risk against Rico."
There's two wolves inside of you, and they're both making the wrong choice.
A sad Irishman went to see his doctor to ask them to cure his depression. The doctor said to him, "Go and see the fool HoboCrawfish. He didn't prepare for the Darkling and confidently declared that he couldn't get got before getting got. His misery will make you feel better about your own misfortune."
"But doctor," said the Irishman, "I AM HoboCrawfish!"
As a mathematician with a doctorate from USU (United Steiner University), I can confirm that John invoking Omirkon as a punishment makes his odd of success dramatic go up. Normally, it would be an increase of around 33 1/3 or so, but John here isn't normal, he's a genetic freak, so you take Cathy's 33 1/3 chance of victory, Somoa Joe's 33 1/3 chance of victory, multiply that by the odds of either of them running into Rico Jr, and then subtract that from the overall odds of winning, and John has a 166 3/6% chance of winning. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Cathy at DokaJohn Kingdom.
Okay I now understand everything.... I was placing my bet on Kathy but I will always follow United Steiner University with brilliant flawless maths skills I will follow his logic and believe in Maths.
Anyways Hobocrawfish is going to be 3rd in Dokapon Queen by Queen Kathy
You forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix, in which case chances of winning drastic go down.
I've said it before but the more vids that come out it is becoming more clear to me that with John's swagger, the fact that Kathy never really did anything to him until he started to antagonize her and the fact that he can never seem to do any lasting damage to her, their relationship is not John-Guts vs Kathy-Griffith, but instead John-Corkus vs Kathy-Guts.
Kathy like turn 2 stole a spinner and other stuff from John
@@Paperplanerr1 Friendly prank, she didn't mean anything by it!
@@Arp1033 She also immediately started targeting John with items like the foot sore right after. Kathy wanted the smoke.
@@00NOR Look, I am not saying she is perfect, she screwed over everyone! But she didn't hone in and focus down on John until he started to antagonize her specifically.
God forbid women have hobbies @@00NOR
The joy of defeating your nemesis. Only to realize she was using you
My favorite is when I accidentally skip forward 10 seconds and John is at 1HP with his hands on his head in terror
"DEATH MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOU'RE RICH"
Wasn't expecting such biting social commentary from this playthrough
That moment when John realizes why Kathy allowed him to win that fight
35:27 the immediate clap back is always fun to watch
I didn't know this game had adaptive AI. The computers have learned John so well at this point that both Kathy and Gabrielle knew immediately to target him knowing that he would be too blinded by the chance at momentary revenge to realize he was utterly screwing himself.
I find it hilarious whenever John gets abducted their stats go down but when ever the NPCs have been abducted they have only ever gotten stat increases. The game really just doesnt care to hide it.
If John loses to Kathy and has to play Omikron again he can't blame that on Woolie that's self inflicted damage.
Oh he'll blame it on Woolie I'm sure LOL
You just know that if John has to play omikron again, he'll find a way to blame Woolie despite this being a completely self-imposed punishment.
Wait sorry for replying to this because John is dead, he was playing Dokapon when The Final Gamer Boss Kathy killed him and then a brand new NPC named HoboCrawfish. This HOBOCRAWFISH is just a Super version of J*hn but in power level, he just a Farmer with a shotgun.
So just to say this but Queen Kathy is best girl and Hubo sux. Steve is HoboCrawfis's Rival (And once was Hobo's Student) and Gabrielle and Kathy are Shallow HoboCrawfish's super secret crush.
Edit: Jo*n was the final gamer but now he just a Fallen Gamer. Kathy did play fear and hunger and completed it with an S ending first attempt. And I hearing things that she is somehow have defeated other games on first attempt with no death like Tekken 8, Silent Hill 1,2 and 3, Hades 1, every Final Fantasy games, every Dragon Quest games, Sonic the hedgehog games plus spinoff games and somehow Undertale LoL
@@TeamGhostRyderINC what are talking about? John has been dead for 10 years
The added sound effects and graphic bits are pure comedy gold, thank you @Foxcade!
This entire episode seems like it could be summarized by "Steve heard you wuz talkin' shit"
Man i can't belive kathy beat crow mauler in one turn with no damage and never hurt that child and moonless.
5:38 "Krillin had to die for Goku to go Super Saiyan."
Yeah; Goku didn't kill _himself._ So what you should REALLY do is -sacrifice- bet on your wife (or someone of similar and immediate importance in your life) playing all of Omikron if you fail to defeat Kathy. Now THAT'S motivational stakes.
My memory of the series is a little foggy, but I don't think Goku tossed Krillin at Frieza in order to go Super Saiyan either.
@@ClintEPereira As long as we all agree that playing Omikron is tantamount to getting exploded by Frieza.
His Wife is too goated, she'd have it beat in an hour😂
I am starting to belive that John is a masochist
The fuck you mean STARTING? Did you see the fear and hunger video? Did you see the GARFIELD video? Bro has been a masochist since he stopped doing Why You Should Watches
24:45 its the little things but I love that John is now invested enough in the game to remember he got loads of money from the last red boss, counts spaces, remembers to use his 5 crystal and arrives on a sale date to the weapon shop
edit: AND he realised the 30% buff meant the damage output was higher for the cleric weapon (88->114) than the strongest possible weapon
30:42
It's incredible just how quickly Dokapon shuts people down. "This is a waste of a 4-spinner." "Oh no! NOOOO!"
It's like that "I'm a genius; Oh no!" meme on repeat.
I think that the math checks out. The threat of Omikron at least tripled John's chances of winning over Kathy.
From 1% to 3%.
I think that he will eventually just try and keep Kathy down to allow Gabriela to win. But there is something that he does not know...
John watching you playing this game and not learning anything honestly hurts... pls just remember that you can prereview the items you can buy from shops and things you can take from players BEFORE you go to them by pressing o while hovering over them... that way you know if you can buy something beforehand and not waste a turn hanging in a shop you can't buy stuff from
So fucking painful
You have to realize alot of not paying attention is bevause if streaming. Looking at chat when he himself doesn't have to act, and shortcutting learning to keep the pace up. Steam would be way slower if he stopped to read everything, and the game is not that serious.
Him being an imperfect gamer is half of the fun.
I'd say he did pretty well for himself during this episode. He kept using safe spaces, bought an item that benefited his class and realized that stealing the demolition man would be far more practical than using the spring cave or travelling on foot, especially since he'd be a sitting duck on the way back anyway. Now, if he could just start investing in his towns instead of just ignoring all of that potential money...
He's learning plenty.
He's just not learning ENOUGH.
The pride always cometh before the fall HoboCrawfish. You’d think Omikron would’ve taught him that by now.
Steve really said "I heard you talkin' shit!"
No kidding, I thought of doing a Kathy cosplay since day one. Unfortunately, I live too far from Magfest
5:51 John, John, JOHN! WHY WOULD YOU RISK THAT! YOUR DEMISE IS CERTAIN! KATHY IS TOO STRONG, YOU FOOL!
This crawfish dude is such an easy mark lmao. Kathy would never kowtow if it didn't benefit her directly
me, around the 6 minute mark: JOHN NO
Watching last part of that stream was such a joy. Highest of highs (Kathy), lowest of lows (john).
Just seeing this upload but it’s late. Guess I witness Kathy’s victory tomorrow.
John, you forgot the give up strat!
There's no way John will not regret making this binding vow to increase the power of his technique.
Hey Fox! Would it be possible for you or John to upload the whole streams as unlisted videos and add them as links to the descriptions? I'm someone who prefers to watch whole unedited VODs, and unfortunately John doesn't always highlight the streams 😢
I’d like that as well
Ditto.
Soon he will stream on youtube and you will see the full stream under "Live"
Aren't those streams available on twitch?
@@ThomasUfnalCrowlake They are, but the VODs get automatically deleted after about a month unless the streamer highlights them, and again John hasn't been highlighting the latest Dokapon streams unfortunately
The sheer hubris on display in the face of overwhelming evidence that John is about to be completely annihilated in an instant HAS to be a bit. I refuse to believe he didn't see the writing on the wall for this ending.
I'm in tears laughing at the end of this video. As a Dokapon veteran, you know, what's happening, and the editing at the end is just 10/10.
Oh John, they gave up so they would not have to face...HIM.
John must have Amnesia. He forgot that he is HIM.
He got so played and he thinks it's a win, poor John....
This is one of the best, if not the best series of videos you put out. OMG That ending XD
I can't believe Kathy really with this treasure I summon
the level of copium on these Dokapon streams has been unfathomable
John saying "do you see!" Has similar energy to that scene from Red Dragon
John needs to buy a better defense magic so bad lol
I keep waiting until the final one of Dokapon videos to start checking them out. And there just keeps being more of them!
He’s still streaming the game and these VODs are a *ways* behind. It’s gonna keep raining Dokapon for a while.
Dokapon Kingdom: the only game where Giving Up is a valid strategy sometimes.
A darkling? Here? Impossible!
As much as I look forward to Omnikron, he could also change it to 'streaming every David Cage game' towards his David Cage video.
Good idea! Not all of them are so awful!
I cant wait for the 100% Omikron playthrough soon on Super Eyepatch Wolf
Someone out there is training to become Kathy in real life.
Strong, successful, independent, beautiful, intelligent, whole cult worshipping her... Who wouldn't wanna be her?😂
mint ending there.
When hobo crawfish unleashed his final gamer move and won it beautiful
Bro literally chooses his own death by not going to the field magic space
"I can never fight this npc again"
Just make a separate save. You can come back to it once you lose the game(cuz Kathy almost definitely wins)
Ill be back to watch this after work. Lets go Kathy
Hobocrawfish gotta learn to stop talking shit when his foes gain ultimate power.
Can't wait for John to get stuck in the rooftops to blow up a tiny bridge and look for Mesh'kan's door for 9 hours straight
Disappointed we didn’t get the crawfish shuffle again.
Welcome, to OMIKRON KINGDOM
1 HP and a dream!
I cannot believe a board game is producing one of my favorate series ever! A BOARD GAME!
Regular Poordecisions Wolf
the next video is just gonna be his character getting mortal kombat xray'd by steve
Results afterwards are a bit mixed, but he DOES maintain the success rate.
I laughed more at this ep than i have in anything in weeks
Can't wait for Kathy to make john play omikron
So there is going to be so many Kathy Cosplay at Magfest because she is the final gamer. LoL
Imagine playing this without a chat to guide you
If John had landed on the magic space instead of a fight space, Steve wouldn't have killed him. No clue why he did that. Instinct my ass lol
lmao that end
7:43 Woolie placing a knife on a table 3 meters away from you, and you then Castrating yourself with that knife does not make this Woolies fault no matter how must you insist it; The Villan of the podcast has not changed from being you.
I'm pretty sure Darklings auto-counter when you strike. Even when you play as one and pick the wrong option the game will correct for you.
I'm both excited and filled with eldritch cackles for the new Omicron streams
Weekly(?) request for John to play the following games:
Nefarious
Super Lesbian Animal RPG
Decimate Drive
Iron Lung
X-Com
Shipwrecked 64
Dr. Mario
LSD Dreamemulator
Omori
Rhythm Heaven Fever
What other games should John play on stream? I'll add them to the list
People familiar with the game, does Kathy just get whatever role she wants because it’s on hard mode? Like does she just get a weighted die?
Foxcade, I love you for making Katy Goku and not John
OH NO-
Are you just 100%ing Omikron just to inflict that on Woolie?
Cant wait for the omacron video
Spoiler: omfg has been eons since the last gamer mode!!!!
new funger 2 stream wen??
Good
Hello hello, just wanted to ask, ive been wanting to watch the entire VOD of the Funger charity stream but i can't find it, are they posted anywhere?
Unfortunately, John doesn't post the vods. They are available for a bit on twitch, but twitch also deletes them after a few weeks
He's STILL playing that game, goddamn its been MONTHS
It's a 30-ish hour game. He finished it on Twitch a couple of weeks ago but the UA-cam uploads are really far behind.
Dokapon is my favourite 10 season Anime, tbh.
@@PredictableEnigma He only got to the last chapter, he hasn't actually finished it yet
@@MKBCelestial My bad! I misunderstood the cutscene then
Sorry kid the game was rigged from the start
"DEATH MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOU'RE RICH!" - The Final (Man of the Working Class) Gamer
Crazy how much this game targets hobocrawfish but i suppose its because hes so against the hero kathy