The third installment of the ever-popular Steven Jewniverse series, Threeven Jewniverse deals with controvertial topics like religion, sexuality, and societal norms with unprecedented amounts of tact, setting a new benchmark for the industry.
"We have decided that you are Steven and we must destroy you!!!" "Without me, you'd be nothing!" Two of MANY of my favorite quotes from this miracle of a video.
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3:47 Did he not feel paaaiiinnnn when he was huuuurrtttt? I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not *drirsch*? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
3:55 The way that he said that I cannot and I mean CANNOT stop laughing at this every time I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding (not joking It actually happened).
IT NEVER ever fucking fails to make me lose my shit, I've been coming back to this video yearly and that still gets me so bad Goes to show that i haven't matured enough to hear fucking Penis.
Pearl: we have decided Garnet: that you are steven and we must destroy you Steven:you leave me no choice underwear go! Garnet: OOooooOOOOooooOOoo Steven:I HATE YOU
This made my entire week. Well worth the wait. Also, I'm sad that this is your last of the Jewniverse saga, these were the highest quality SU YTPs out of them all.
"SDChargerFan16 9 months ago When will we get Steven Jewniverse Threeniverse?
KroboProductions 9 months ago +SDChargerFan16 Hopefully pretty soon. I have a good portion of it done, but there are a few parts that I'm still trying to work out." classic Dikekike
It's a darn shame that this is the last one. I totally understand that you can't force humour and these take time to make, but you made what are undoubtedly the best Steven youtube poops of all time (no contest). Rewatching these months later, I'm still reduced to those terrible laughing/giggling fits where you can barely breathe. There are tears, man. Tears.
"We are Christians, we'll always save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "And if you think we can't, I hate you!" Yep. That's bible thumping in a nutshell.
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The third installment of the ever-popular Steven Jewniverse series, Threeven Jewniverse deals with controvertial topics like religion, sexuality, and societal norms with unprecedented amounts of tact, setting a new benchmark for the industry.
"Shocking... but necessary."
- The New Yorker, 4 stars
"An unforgiving exploration of tough themes."
- Roger Ebert, 4 stars
- Steven's Shirt, 1 star
Mitt Romney XIIV im your 700 like
888 likes...
Honestly the show is so bad
"Uncle Grandpa, this doesn't seem safe ... "
"DONT WORRY KID, IM WEARING PROTECTION"
OpenReel ewwwww
OpenReel the worst part is that this part was canon.
*_T H A T ' S U N U S U A L_*
3:56 OMFL I DIED
OpenReel me lol
The opening is incredibly relevant to the finale.
Yes
Are you dancing in smarty pants?
@drakethehuman Yup
Maybe the writers took their cue from watching this masterpiece? I wouldn’t doubt it.
Nothing will be funnier than greg running in, panicked, to show the gems that he can blow himself
Totally in character for him too
Who wants to go on a ROOOOAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIPP
CHECK THIS OUT!
The fucking knock coming out of Garnet's mouth is for some reason what split my side
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God.
And there was Steven.
Gaspar Menagerie
*Holds up used condom*
Atheists...... Rise
*gOd eXiStS*
469
Nobody like this comment
"and if you think we can't _I HATE YOU_!"
Annie Kaysa 😂😂😂
Lmfao
Lol
The tolerant left in a nutshell
Thank you. For being you.
Numberer1 you're welcome
I love you numberer!
“the following footage is unedited*
“LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO
*YOOOOOUOuoUoUoUUouOuOUoUou*”
1:04
I, don’t, care.
*I DON’T CAAAAAAARE!*
Favorite part. Lol
Look at Lars in thr background
@@CappyDash *extends*
Thank you for this. I was afraid there would never be another one. It was worth the wait.
my life is complete
Holy shit its pie guy! I love your channel!
pieguy!
Pieguy.... I know you
I didn't know you liked youtube poop
Stevens Christian song
Jesus told me I'm going to hell
What do I do
I don't want to be a Jew
...
I'm a Christian now
You're the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
Coolboss958 what's a Jew?
That’s what happens too me irl ._.
@@katarinaszaboova9012 the rulers of your banks and the world.
theplayboymaster that was a bit harsh don’t u think?
0:37 footage of 3D Norman Reedus from the Death Stranding trailer
Crazy Bois Productions Can u animate a half life 2 parody
( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
THEDUMBGUY178 Sup
THEDUMBGUY178 Hey that's pretty good!
Wait... YOU?!
"I got bad news everyone... I'm Steven..."
"This is unacceptable . I'm very disappointed in you..."
"I'm sorry-"
"You're grounded!"
*Gasp*
"Now we're gonna bury you!"
*Scream*
steven: woah, is this heaven
How dare he
Which Episode Is That Bit From?
I've got bad news everyone. I'm Steven
Actually no, you're Jacob.
+Brandyn Krol Thanks amythest
+ColdIcyTension Nnnnnnnnn-
pearl:im steven
steven:fuck you. im the original steven
+Jacob Kennedy fuck the original steven i'm not steven
Why does he always kiss himself?
You're too good for this world...
Stu Pot cuz he's adorable little baby(3
Because he's steven.
Jad It says 1 week for me, the time has come for another comment.
Steven's Penis
The entire show is gay, so why not?
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Scout!!!!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I... don't... care. I don't care!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I, DON'T, CARE. *I DON'T CARE*
RIP Connie
Chairs make you immune to getting run over, so do what garnet is doing
1:16
“I’ve got bad news, everyone. I’m Steven.”
“Good.”
“Thanks, Amethyst.”
*”eWWWHHWWWe”*
“Thanks, Garnet.”
“I’m Steven.”
“Fuck you! I’m the original Steven!”
Holding out for Steven Jewnifourse.
it's the last over
Why would he end his most popular series
I don't know, you ought to ask him about why Friendship is Gic ended.
He said this was "the final chapter"
After that, there could be 5teven Jewniverse.
*and then came Jesus*
"Go to hell Steven"
*punches Steven in the name of the father, the son, and the lord*
Your going to hell kid!!
STEVEN: This can't be happening!
(Sun eats him)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boi😂😂its father, the son and holy spirit🤦🏻♂️
*LITTLE BOY YOU’RE GOIN TO HELLLLL*
This whole thing is a beautiful shitpost
AUUEGHINIMEE EEYUHHAHAHAHAH ASSUIAL AAH AUHH
Bubblegum Pearls it's a ytp
Uncle grandpa: don't worry I got protection
Steven: THATS UNUSUAL
1:23
Garnet: NNNNNN
Steven: THANKS GARNET!!!
+rashed al dabbas Steven: without me, you'd be nothing!
+rashed al dabbas Amethyst: I also apologize.
Lol
+Random UA-cam person Videos
Garnet : You taught us a valuable lesson.
+DudeStop Orgin
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God...
...And there was Steven.
So many youngsters watching this probably have no idea the fall from heaven is a nod to the South Park movie.
802 Garage well I’m 12 I know it it was when Kenny died
You're one of the good ones. ;)
802 Garage I’m 10 and I got that
802 Garage 14 and I got that XD
Seems not all future generations are lost. :P
Those smurfs always know when to show up.
"Let me drive my van into youuuuu" I always lose my shit at this part. lol
The best part was the van killing everyone, then getting wrecked by Garnet simply existing
"We have decided that you are Steven and we must destroy you!!!"
"Without me, you'd be nothing!"
Two of MANY of my favorite quotes from this miracle of a video.
Caramel paw nah IHATEYOU! Is the best
Yo, Steven, can you make me a sandwich?
why dont steven dont want me man?
Make me a sandwich?
Noooo.
NOH
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3:47 Did he not feel paaaiiinnnn when he was huuuurrtttt? I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not *drirsch*? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
J E S U S T O L D M E I M G O I N G T O H E L L W H A T D O I D O I D O N T W A N T T O B E A J E W
I’m a christian now
Wee
Are
Christians
3:55 The way that he said that I cannot and I mean CANNOT stop laughing at this every time I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding (not joking It actually happened).
Who is the reactor tho?
I actually come back to this video pretty regularly for that part at the end. It just kills me for some reason and I laugh until it hurts every time
PPeEeNnIiSs
this [guy] sucked his own pEnIs!
IT NEVER ever fucking fails to make me lose my shit, I've been coming back to this video yearly and that still gets me so bad
Goes to show that i haven't matured enough to hear fucking Penis.
"Steven's turn."
"Put your clothes on Steven."
"No" *pushes head towards... head*
BASED
Lmaooooooo
0:25 Holy shit nice South Park reference
ikr
VexIsAway TASTES LIKE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! *BUUUUUURRRRRRNNN*
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! I saved you young man
Shiny Teh Eevee nawh, I did, TAAAAAASSSSTTTEEEESSS LIIIIKKKKKEEEE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2:57 you better check this out
garnet:nice work
pearl : pay attention steven
steven: *WTF
Lol
C h e c k t h i s o u t
@puffy 4life lol
Steven had seen some shit
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
3:22 ruby rider foreshadowing???
left me drive my van into YOOOUUUUUU~~~~~~
I.. DON'T.. CARE...
IDON'TCARE
(funniest part)
and if you think we can't- I HATE YOU
Agreed that is funny
What is the song in the background while the smurfs are dancing?
Rocket Jumper Darude- Sandstorm
(THE FOOTAGE YOU ARE SEEING IS UN-EDITED.)
The editing in this is outstanding.
“Nnnnnngggggnn”
“Thanks Garnet!”
1:23
I'm Steven.
@@cremmy_crem621 FUCK YOU, I'M ORIGINAL STEVEN
@@stupidgaybruh “WITHOUT ME, YOU’D BE *NOTHING*”
IM SORRY
7 years later I now understand why my mom didn't want me to watch this at 12
2:52 Hands down, the best part in the entire thing.
Pls tell me you're going to make a fourth one
Please!
mikail irwan no,sadly..,read the description and you see
Lolz Rofl who cares what he said he should make a new one I will pay 💰 for more
Read the desc.
Ded
doctor: you have about 4 minutes and 15 seconds to live.
me: *watches this*
Crazy Cat thank you for not staying silence when making this
* 3 minutes ad that you can’t skip comes up *
So this sums up your life?
Crazy Cat youd probably start dying at 3:15
OH NO AN AD OH NO IT BUFFERED
I come back to this one every now and then, its just so good
that day garnet learned a valuable lesson there is no god there is steven
That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There is no god.
But there is Steven.
The end of a beautiful saga. We laughed. We cried. We even tried to be Steven. But sadly, we can't.
Garnet: well that was very poorly edited
Steven: really?
Garnet: no
Garnet: BOOM BOOM BOOM BA DOOM
1:12 the person saying I don't care is also named Steven.
AbbyCat who
As a jewish women.
I approve.
You're multiple women?
@@mousefoot she's not telling
“COME CHECK THIS OUT!”
*All i wanna see is a JEWISH WOMEN!*
As a Jewish kid this is a nice comment
This is a certified YTP classic
There is no god
And there is Steven
Lol
Lol
G O T O H E L L S T E V E N
you know it's a good YTP when it's done and you find yourself at a loss about what your doing with your life...
Guys I don't wanna be Steven any suggestions?
be
Become a Christian.
Accept Jesus into your heart, spread the good word of His gospel, and start taking cello lessons.
+CalicoVall
Become Chris-chan
+Misterlegodude But he would still go to hell then.
'I hate you!'
'Stay off my planet!'
3:55-3:58 I laughed so hard.
Nachos Rule 69 same 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
peeEEEeeenniiIIIiisss
@@jmcieslak0 im pissed the reaction video is gone
Did anyone reuploaded it?
I loved that! 🤣🤣🤣
Krobo do you like Steven universe?
I have mixed feelings about it.
+KroboProductions will you make a fourth Steven jewniverse?
But he's Christian now.
+super goron oh........................STEVEN CHRISTIANIAVERSE 4!!!
+MC5GAMING no no Steven christianityverse 1 because it's a different series
This aged like fine wine. I'm obligated to subscribe now.
you dont know how fucking hard i laughed when he said “ive got bad news everyone. im steven.” my humor is fucking broken dude
Garnet : This is unacceptable! 😠
"Pay attention, Steven".
Pearl: we have decided
Garnet: that you are steven and we must destroy you
Steven:you leave me no choice underwear go!
Garnet: OOooooOOOOooooOOoo
Steven:I HATE YOU
crazy how this predicted the finale
This made my entire week. Well worth the wait.
Also, I'm sad that this is your last of the Jewniverse saga, these were the highest quality SU YTPs out of them all.
G: That was very poorly edited.
S: Really?
G: No. :)
G: *_sounds of chaos_*
Sadly... Chris-Chan, Satan, Mustard, and Steven all died from autofellatio-related causes before they could make an appearance.
+Dark Fox They were too good for this world.
I almost died at the sex scene xD
THATS UNUSUAL
Are you making a three way?
Can we join too?
I can't stop replaying 0:35 - 1:46 (favourite part of the whole video
whats the song its parodying ?
AngryDaisy16 get up...get up Steven lol
EURO MIO set van ?😕
AngryDaisy16 j
AngryDaisy16 true
How about Steven Mormonverse fourniverse
They go to uganda
I approve
This would be good....
For Steven Jewniverse 4, make Pearl interested in a guy and Rose thin, just to piss off certain people. :D
I GOT THE REFERENCE
Date Masamune he isn't making another one read the description
i'm ok with one of those things
Date Masamune No more Steven Jewniverse. Steven is a Christian now.
this was the last episode though..
No footage of cheese being manufactured
0/10
art director
ralph egg
Heaven: population, 1,656
Hell: population, 923,565,421,238 (the highest number you see)
Lmao
It's a South Park reference
Kenny got triggered because you missed the reference. For shame.
Everyone's a sinner.
You know, I think Kenny’s Jesus.
He comes back to life a lot
He sacrifices himself to save everyone
I thought you were gone forever, Krobo.
Never scare me like that again.
1:26 I'M NOT STEVEN! I'M MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLEVEN!
Icelanticore "Fuck you! I'm Steven!"
Icelanticore im the actual knuckles
Put your clothes on Steven
NO!
GET OFF MY PLANET! OnO
+That one Dude And if you think we can't-
I HATE YOU!
THAT UNUSUAL!!! ...... Stevens turn! XD
Bonniebro 136 n then came Angela;)
Today I learned a valuable lesson. Steven is Steven.
I'm glad your not dead.
You're
+Hoodie Feud its hell
True
+Starven Unibrow starven unibrow XD that's amazing
FAK YUU IM DA REEL STEEVEN.
Farug if i didnt exist you would be *NOTHING*
after watching this video, i can confirm that he is, in fact, Steven.
Going to be the 3rd time I watch these..
I'll never find a YTP as good as these ever again on my life
Jesus Christ, years later I just realized that Steven is holding a condom at 1:46
Shit, you're right. I didn't realize it either.
He brought protection.
2:47 I thought at this point the video subverted it self and was gonna be normal, but garnet starts talking footsteps.
The swears in this series are so good it's like they said it in the show before....
Four years to the day, and still amazing.
literally 5 seconds in and already cracking up
+Dillon Henderson it's the hacker himself
I know right
1:27 What episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure was that from?
that is not an episode, it's a song from sonic cd
r/whoosh
Josuke hair
*(**ua-cam.com/video/xRGrfurZaNQ/v-deo.html** starts playing)*
_”what... did you just say about my hair?”_
The show is now over and im sad. Thanks for this trilogy, it holds up after all these years ❤
As a Christian, i can confirm that we always save the day
Lindsay Applegate I love your Flapjack profile pic.
But I think you can’t
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys Steven: I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!!
There's a surprising lack of religious debate in the comments right now. Let's keep it that way, yes?
+Al3x I'm Christian and i find this Jewish
linguicaguy
"We are Christians, we always save the day, and if you think we can't, *I HATE YOU!*"
2:34.
"I ship it." - Every shipper ever.
The heaven/hell ratio seems disturbingly accurate.
This video taught me a valuable lesson:
There is no God
And there is Steven.
It came! It finally came! The BIG ONE.
"SDChargerFan16
9 months ago
When will we get Steven Jewniverse Threeniverse?
KroboProductions
9 months ago
+SDChargerFan16 Hopefully pretty soon. I have a good portion of it done, but there are a few parts that I'm still trying to work out."
classic Dikekike
Dikkek
I've heard a lot of peeps refer to Krono as dikeike. Was that his old username?
Arctic Chill Yes
Accbar Sace Ah.
+Arctic Chill You either mispelled it or misread it though. Dikekike no Ike.
It's a darn shame that this is the last one. I totally understand that you can't force humour and these take time to make, but you made what are undoubtedly the best Steven youtube poops of all time (no contest). Rewatching these months later, I'm still reduced to those terrible laughing/giggling fits where you can barely breathe. There are tears, man. Tears.
"HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT"
I don't like Steven Universe, but this YTP is amazing, funny as hell, and a well done editing
Quality shitposting.
this is art
no, this is meetmorp.
Noodle Games 'N Stuff Meepmorp*
+Wandering Weirdo (Javi) meefleshtorp*
👌👌👌
You went Goblin Mode half a decade before it was even a thing. Cheers.
I still think about these videos in random moments and come back to it from time to time for no reason whatsoever. This will NEVER get old
Next one should be Fourven Christianverse
This is the last one
Well then.
I hate everyone.
Steven: "I HATE YOU!"
Starfartz STEVEN! STAY OFF OUR PLANET
+the1andonlysans You were too good for this world.. *kiss*
2:11 *pearls head game on par*
"We are Christians, we'll always save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"And if you think we can't, I hate you!"
Yep. That's bible thumping in a nutshell.
Joseph Glatz Atheists do the same shit to Christians more than the Christians do to atheists, and I'm talking about our present day world.
@@raimethefumeknight2062 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've got bad news everyone
I'm Steven