The third installment of the ever-popular Steven Jewniverse series, Threeven Jewniverse deals with controvertial topics like religion, sexuality, and societal norms with unprecedented amounts of tact, setting a new benchmark for the industry.
"We have decided that you are Steven and we must destroy you!!!" "Without me, you'd be nothing!" Two of MANY of my favorite quotes from this miracle of a video.
3:55 The way that he said that I cannot and I mean CANNOT stop laughing at this every time I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding (not joking It actually happened).
IT NEVER ever fucking fails to make me lose my shit, I've been coming back to this video yearly and that still gets me so bad Goes to show that i haven't matured enough to hear fucking Penis.
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3:47 Did he not feel paaaiiinnnn when he was huuuurrtttt? I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not *drirsch*? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
Pearl: we have decided Garnet: that you are steven and we must destroy you Steven:you leave me no choice underwear go! Garnet: OOooooOOOOooooOOoo Steven:I HATE YOU
This made my entire week. Well worth the wait. Also, I'm sad that this is your last of the Jewniverse saga, these were the highest quality SU YTPs out of them all.
It's a darn shame that this is the last one. I totally understand that you can't force humour and these take time to make, but you made what are undoubtedly the best Steven youtube poops of all time (no contest). Rewatching these months later, I'm still reduced to those terrible laughing/giggling fits where you can barely breathe. There are tears, man. Tears.
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The third installment of the ever-popular Steven Jewniverse series, Threeven Jewniverse deals with controvertial topics like religion, sexuality, and societal norms with unprecedented amounts of tact, setting a new benchmark for the industry.
"Shocking... but necessary."
- The New Yorker, 4 stars
"An unforgiving exploration of tough themes."
- Roger Ebert, 4 stars
- Steven's Shirt, 1 star
Mitt Romney XIIV im your 700 like
888 likes...
Honestly the show is so bad
"Uncle Grandpa, this doesn't seem safe ... "
"DONT WORRY KID, IM WEARING PROTECTION"
OpenReel ewwwww
OpenReel the worst part is that this part was canon.
*_T H A T ' S U N U S U A L_*
3:56 OMFL I DIED
OpenReel me lol
Nothing will be funnier than greg running in, panicked, to show the gems that he can blow himself
Totally in character for him too
Who wants to go on a ROOOOAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIPP
CHECK THIS OUT!
The fucking knock coming out of Garnet's mouth is for some reason what split my side
The opening is incredibly relevant to the finale.
Yes
Are you dancing in smarty pants?
@drakethehuman Yup
Maybe the writers took their cue from watching this masterpiece? I wouldn’t doubt it.
"and if you think we can't _I HATE YOU_!"
Annie Kaysa 😂😂😂
Lmfao
Lol
The tolerant left in a nutshell
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God.
And there was Steven.
Gaspar Menagerie
*Holds up used condom*
Atheists...... Rise
*gOd eXiStS*
469
Nobody like this comment
0:37 footage of 3D Norman Reedus from the Death Stranding trailer
Crazy Bois Productions Can u animate a half life 2 parody
( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)
THEDUMBGUY178 Sup
THEDUMBGUY178 Hey that's pretty good!
Wait... YOU?!
“the following footage is unedited*
“LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO
*YOOOOOUOuoUoUoUUouOuOUoUou*”
1:04
I, don’t, care.
*I DON’T CAAAAAAARE!*
Favorite part. Lol
Look at Lars in thr background
@@CappyDash *extends*
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Scout!!!!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I... don't... care. I don't care!!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE! I, DON'T, CARE. *I DON'T CARE*
RIP Connie
Chairs make you immune to getting run over, so do what garnet is doing
Thank you for this. I was afraid there would never be another one. It was worth the wait.
my life is complete
Holy shit its pie guy! I love your channel!
pieguy!
Pieguy.... I know you
I didn't know you liked youtube poop
Thank you. For being you.
Numberer1 you're welcome
I love you numberer!
1:16
“I’ve got bad news, everyone. I’m Steven.”
“Good.”
“Thanks, Amethyst.”
*”eWWWHHWWWe”*
“Thanks, Garnet.”
“I’m Steven.”
“Fuck you! I’m the original Steven!”
“Without me, you’d be *N O T H I N G!”*
Why does he always kiss himself?
You're too good for this world...
Stu Pot cuz he's adorable little baby(3
Because he's steven.
Jad It says 1 week for me, the time has come for another comment.
Steven's Penis
The entire show is gay, so why not?
Stevens Christian song
Jesus told me I'm going to hell
What do I do
I don't want to be a Jew
...
I'm a Christian now
You're the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
Coolboss958 what's a Jew?
That’s what happens too me irl ._.
@@katarinaszaboova9012 the rulers of your banks and the world.
theplayboymaster that was a bit harsh don’t u think?
Uncle grandpa: don't worry I got protection
Steven: THATS UNUSUAL
*and then came Jesus*
"Go to hell Steven"
*punches Steven in the name of the father, the son, and the lord*
Your going to hell kid!!
STEVEN: This can't be happening!
(Sun eats him)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boi😂😂its father, the son and holy spirit🤦🏻♂️
*LITTLE BOY YOU’RE GOIN TO HELLLLL*
J E S U S T O L D M E I M G O I N G T O H E L L W H A T D O I D O I D O N T W A N T T O B E A J E W
I’m a christian now
Wee
Are
Christians
Those smurfs always know when to show up.
This whole thing is a beautiful shitpost
AUUEGHINIMEE EEYUHHAHAHAHAH ASSUIAL AAH AUHH
Bubblegum Pearls it's a ytp
"I got bad news everyone... I'm Steven..."
"This is unacceptable . I'm very disappointed in you..."
"I'm sorry-"
"You're grounded!"
*Gasp*
"Now we're gonna bury you!"
*Scream*
steven: woah, is this heaven
How dare he
Which Episode Is That Bit From?
"Let me drive my van into youuuuu" I always lose my shit at this part. lol
The best part was the van killing everyone, then getting wrecked by Garnet simply existing
"Steven's turn."
"Put your clothes on Steven."
"No" *pushes head towards... head*
BASED
Lmaooooooo
3:22 ruby rider foreshadowing???
I come back to this one every now and then, its just so good
1:23
Garnet: NNNNNN
Steven: THANKS GARNET!!!
+rashed al dabbas Steven: without me, you'd be nothing!
+rashed al dabbas Amethyst: I also apologize.
Lol
+Random UA-cam person Videos
Garnet : You taught us a valuable lesson.
+DudeStop Orgin
That day Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There was no God...
...And there was Steven.
Holding out for Steven Jewnifourse.
it's the last over
Why would he end his most popular series
I don't know, you ought to ask him about why Friendship is Gic ended.
He said this was "the final chapter"
After that, there could be 5teven Jewniverse.
Pls tell me you're going to make a fourth one
Please!
mikail irwan no,sadly..,read the description and you see
Lolz Rofl who cares what he said he should make a new one I will pay 💰 for more
Read the desc.
Ded
So many youngsters watching this probably have no idea the fall from heaven is a nod to the South Park movie.
802 Garage well I’m 12 I know it it was when Kenny died
You're one of the good ones. ;)
802 Garage I’m 10 and I got that
802 Garage 14 and I got that XD
Seems not all future generations are lost. :P
"We have decided that you are Steven and we must destroy you!!!"
"Without me, you'd be nothing!"
Two of MANY of my favorite quotes from this miracle of a video.
Caramel paw nah IHATEYOU! Is the best
2:52 Hands down, the best part in the entire thing.
“Nnnnnngggggnn”
“Thanks Garnet!”
1:23
I'm Steven.
@@boinkysploink FUCK YOU, I'M ORIGINAL STEVEN
@@stupidgaybruh “WITHOUT ME, YOU’D BE *NOTHING*”
IM SORRY
7 years later I now understand why my mom didn't want me to watch this at 12
I've got bad news everyone. I'm Steven
Actually no, you're Jacob.
+Brandyn Krol Thanks amythest
+ColdIcyTension Nnnnnnnnn-
pearl:im steven
steven:fuck you. im the original steven
+Jacob Kennedy fuck the original steven i'm not steven
2:57 you better check this out
garnet:nice work
pearl : pay attention steven
steven: *WTF
Lol
C h e c k t h i s o u t
@puffy 4life lol
Steven had seen some shit
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
0:25 Holy shit nice South Park reference
VexIsAway TASTES LIKE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! *BUUUUUURRRRRRNNN*
Avery Zehner -Shenanigans and more! I saved you young man
Shiny Teh Eevee nawh, I did, TAAAAAASSSSTTTEEEESSS LIIIIKKKKKEEEE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
VexIsAway kenny
3:55 The way that he said that I cannot and I mean CANNOT stop laughing at this every time I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding (not joking It actually happened).
Who is the reactor tho?
I actually come back to this video pretty regularly for that part at the end. It just kills me for some reason and I laugh until it hurts every time
PPeEeNnIiSs
this [guy] sucked his own pEnIs!
IT NEVER ever fucking fails to make me lose my shit, I've been coming back to this video yearly and that still gets me so bad
Goes to show that i haven't matured enough to hear fucking Penis.
Yo, Steven, can you make me a sandwich?
why dont steven dont want me man?
Make me a sandwich?
Noooo.
NOH
+Joaq Wizard Phoenix 3:47 Did he not feel paaaiiinnnn when he was huuuurrtttt? I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not *drirsch*? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.
The editing in this is outstanding.
left me drive my van into YOOOUUUUUU~~~~~~
I.. DON'T.. CARE...
IDON'TCARE
(funniest part)
and if you think we can't- I HATE YOU
Agreed that is funny
What is the song in the background while the smurfs are dancing?
Rocket Jumper Darude- Sandstorm
(THE FOOTAGE YOU ARE SEEING IS UN-EDITED.)
'I hate you!'
'Stay off my planet!'
doctor: you have about 4 minutes and 15 seconds to live.
me: *watches this*
Crazy Cat thank you for not staying silence when making this
* 3 minutes ad that you can’t skip comes up *
So this sums up your life?
Crazy Cat youd probably start dying at 3:15
OH NO AN AD OH NO IT BUFFERED
Garnet: well that was very poorly edited
Steven: really?
Garnet: no
Garnet: BOOM BOOM BOOM BA DOOM
that day garnet learned a valuable lesson there is no god there is steven
"Pay attention, Steven".
The end of a beautiful saga. We laughed. We cried. We even tried to be Steven. But sadly, we can't.
This is a certified YTP classic
This aged like fine wine. I'm obligated to subscribe now.
That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson.
There is no god.
But there is Steven.
1:12 the person saying I don't care is also named Steven.
AbbyCat who
How about Steven Mormonverse fourniverse
They go to uganda
I approve
This would be good....
art director
ralph egg
"You guys better come check this out" greatest callback in cinematic history
Krobo do you like Steven universe?
I have mixed feelings about it.
+KroboProductions will you make a fourth Steven jewniverse?
But he's Christian now.
+super goron oh........................STEVEN CHRISTIANIAVERSE 4!!!
+MC5GAMING no no Steven christianityverse 1 because it's a different series
Pearl: we have decided
Garnet: that you are steven and we must destroy you
Steven:you leave me no choice underwear go!
Garnet: OOooooOOOOooooOOoo
Steven:I HATE YOU
There is no god
And there is Steven
Lol
Lol
G O T O H E L L S T E V E N
2:11 *pearls head game on par*
Guys I don't wanna be Steven any suggestions?
be
Become a Christian.
Accept Jesus into your heart, spread the good word of His gospel, and start taking cello lessons.
+CalicoVall
Become Chris-chan
+Misterlegodude But he would still go to hell then.
you know it's a good YTP when it's done and you find yourself at a loss about what your doing with your life...
This made my entire week. Well worth the wait.
Also, I'm sad that this is your last of the Jewniverse saga, these were the highest quality SU YTPs out of them all.
1:27 What episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure was that from?
that is not an episode, it's a song from sonic cd
r/whoosh
Josuke hair
*(**ua-cam.com/video/xRGrfurZaNQ/v-deo.html** starts playing)*
_”what... did you just say about my hair?”_
crazy how this predicted the finale
I almost died at the sex scene xD
THATS UNUSUAL
Are you making a three way?
Can we join too?
3:55-3:58 I laughed so hard.
Nachos Rule 69 same 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
peeEEEeeenniiIIIiisss
@@jmcieslak0 im pissed the reaction video is gone
Did anyone reuploaded it?
I loved that! 🤣🤣🤣
you dont know how fucking hard i laughed when he said “ive got bad news everyone. im steven.” my humor is fucking broken dude
Garnet : This is unacceptable! 😠
The heaven/hell ratio seems disturbingly accurate.
As a jewish women.
I approve.
You're multiple women?
@@mousefoot she's not telling
“COME CHECK THIS OUT!”
*All i wanna see is a JEWISH WOMEN!*
As a Jewish kid this is a nice comment
Sadly... Chris-Chan, Satan, Mustard, and Steven all died from autofellatio-related causes before they could make an appearance.
+Dark Fox They were too good for this world.
Jesus Christ, years later I just realized that Steven is holding a condom at 1:46
Shit, you're right. I didn't realize it either.
He brought protection.
A used one too 🤢
1:26 I'M NOT STEVEN! I'M MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLEVEN!
Icelanticore "Fuck you! I'm Steven!"
Icelanticore im the actual knuckles
For Steven Jewniverse 4, make Pearl interested in a guy and Rose thin, just to piss off certain people. :D
I GOT THE REFERENCE
Date Masamune he isn't making another one read the description
i'm ok with one of those things
Date Masamune No more Steven Jewniverse. Steven is a Christian now.
this was the last episode though..
It came! It finally came! The BIG ONE.
This video taught me a valuable lesson:
There is no God
And there is Steven.
I'm glad your not dead.
You're
+Hoodie Feud its hell
True
+Starven Unibrow starven unibrow XD that's amazing
2:47 I thought at this point the video subverted it self and was gonna be normal, but garnet starts talking footsteps.
Put your clothes on Steven
NO!
GET OFF MY PLANET! OnO
+That one Dude And if you think we can't-
I HATE YOU!
THAT UNUSUAL!!! ...... Stevens turn! XD
Bonniebro 136 n then came Angela;)
Four years to the day, and still amazing.
G: That was very poorly edited.
S: Really?
G: No. :)
G: *_sounds of chaos_*
Ralph egg for president
I can't stop replaying 0:35 - 1:46 (favourite part of the whole video
whats the song its parodying ?
AngryDaisy16 get up...get up Steven lol
EURO MIO set van ?😕
AngryDaisy16 j
AngryDaisy16 true
Today I learned a valuable lesson. Steven is Steven.
No footage of cheese being manufactured
0/10
I thought you were gone forever, Krobo.
Never scare me like that again.
2:24 oh my god- [childhood ruined.]
The swears in this series are so good it's like they said it in the show before....
3:00 OH GOD GREG
Barbaric Bunny 0:12
I choked on my tea when I saw that😂
Meep Abeep haha
Dick Suckr *NICE WORK.*
*PAY ATTENTION STEVEN*
*CHECK THIS OUT*
As a Christian, i can confirm that we always save the day
Lindsay Applegate I love your Flapjack profile pic.
But I think you can’t
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys Steven: I HATE YOU!
Michael Fixedsys I HATE YOU!!
literally 5 seconds in and already cracking up
+Dillon Henderson it's the hacker himself
I know right
Heaven: population, 1,656
Hell: population, 923,565,421,238 (the highest number you see)
Lmao
It's a South Park reference
Kenny got triggered because you missed the reference. For shame.
Everyone's a sinner.
You know, I think Kenny’s Jesus.
He comes back to life a lot
He sacrifices himself to save everyone
FAK YUU IM DA REEL STEEVEN.
Farug if i didnt exist you would be *NOTHING*
2:34.
"I ship it." - Every shipper ever.
after watching this video, i can confirm that he is, in fact, Steven.
Going to be the 3rd time I watch these..
I'll never find a YTP as good as these ever again on my life
That subtle Red Mountain music during the descent.
1:40 Look At Perals Tolnge
ONG KADE LMAO
LMAO WHY ARE YOU HERE
And kilikili
I am the old one who laughed way too hard at "let me drive my van into YOUUUUUUUU" XD
Newp.
I
DONT
CARE
+diddle diddle *I DON'T CAAAARE!!*
0:12 my ribs hurt I’ve never laughed this much
It's a darn shame that this is the last one. I totally understand that you can't force humour and these take time to make, but you made what are undoubtedly the best Steven youtube poops of all time (no contest). Rewatching these months later, I'm still reduced to those terrible laughing/giggling fits where you can barely breathe. There are tears, man. Tears.
The show is now over and im sad. Thanks for this trilogy, it holds up after all these years ❤
1:06 What's the „I don't care“ song?
I still think about these videos in random moments and come back to it from time to time for no reason whatsoever. This will NEVER get old