Here’s What Will Happen if Trump Declares a State of Emergency | The Daily Show

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  • @kelleykelley1914
    @kelleykelley1914 6 років тому +1278

    Instead of a Wall how about fixing the plumbing in Michigan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 6 років тому +77

      We could rebuild our crumbling infrastructure but a wall is way more important. I mean who cares about heath care and education either. We need more weapons, wars, and a wall.

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +8

      KellEy Kelley 100 million has already been allocated to flint’s plumbing, a problem that the flint City council created.

    • @kelleykelley1914
      @kelleykelley1914 6 років тому +35

      @@MetalDetroit please note I stated "Michigan" and I am happy for Flint but what about Grand Rapids, Detroit & other low income cities with this same issues with lead in the plumbing and every living thing on earth needs*prefers I Believe* water over a wall..just saying & appreciate the update on Flint; I knew they had received funding but was unaware of the amount

    • @Nrdyco
      @Nrdyco 6 років тому +20

      @@MetalDetroit most of our country needs to have their infrastructure rebuilt. Most of our pipes needed to be change 20 yrs ago, roads, bridges, etc

    • @terrencenestlebush8459
      @terrencenestlebush8459 6 років тому +5

      You know that that is a state issue not federal. Now the state can request funds, but it's still not a federal problem sadly.

  • @RAMONE1511
    @RAMONE1511 6 років тому +705

    He brings up a good point. The founding fathers expected a president to be qualified educated experienced and informed. Donald trump is none of those

    • @cecedoll88
      @cecedoll88 6 років тому +6

      F.O.M Cobra That is why we still need guns. That right is there for a reason.

    • @jm-xb1kv
      @jm-xb1kv 6 років тому +14

      They also only wanted white, property-owning men to vote

    • @cecedoll88
      @cecedoll88 6 років тому +6

      j m Yes but now we all have the same rights including women. I’m more than ever eager to take advantage of them. We all should.

    • @jm-xb1kv
      @jm-xb1kv 6 років тому +3

      @@cecedoll88 Isn't it great!?!

    • @anujmchitale
      @anujmchitale 6 років тому +8

      But a constitution is supposed to bring changes over time to cope with changing needs.
      This autocratic rigidity of the US Constitution goes on to show how undemocratic USA is.
      Leaders of the free world? Balls!

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 6 років тому +322

    If you can plan the emergency so far in advanced, it isn't an emergency.

    • @Jennifer-hn9lg
      @Jennifer-hn9lg 6 років тому +12

      @John Doe Really I haven't heard anything about the caravan since...oh since the midterm elections...idiot

    • @Jennifer-hn9lg
      @Jennifer-hn9lg 6 років тому +4

      @John Doe No just completely irrelevant

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 6 років тому

      @@Jennifer-hn9lg I am curious to your opinion om not standing to the national hjmm?

    • @robsanderson8105
      @robsanderson8105 6 років тому

      I can't do Thursday... but I can do Friday

    • @rowanmcclantoc5418
      @rowanmcclantoc5418 6 років тому

      @John Doe Dumbass conservative.

  • @paintedpony2935
    @paintedpony2935 6 років тому +198

    GOP had 2 years of absolute control. This issue is 100% trump trying to show he still has absolute control, which he does not. Stand strong America. Defy the cruel dictatorship flailing to survive.

    • @hubgiles7889
      @hubgiles7889 6 років тому +3

      Laurie, let your congressman know how you feel.

    • @davidzachmeyer1957
      @davidzachmeyer1957 6 років тому +3

      The GOP still has the power to restrain Trump or remove him from office, but they choose to allow this to continue. The Republican Party is therefore the root cause of the problem.

    • @tiberiuzabara6891
      @tiberiuzabara6891 6 років тому +2

      @@davidzachmeyer1957 well he was voted into office by the american people...not the GOP

    • @tiberiuzabara6891
      @tiberiuzabara6891 6 років тому

      @O.P. Yates and why you say that? You believe that the election war rigged?

    • @kellymcclure2166
      @kellymcclure2166 6 років тому

      Why bother, people really think you're opinion means anything? Wow.

  • @djordjeblaga7815
    @djordjeblaga7815 6 років тому +924

    We germans have experience with these loopholes and I can tell ya, It didn't go well the last time...

    • @tjaynes22
      @tjaynes22 6 років тому +7

      Idiot......not even a comparable situation pick up a book

    • @tjaynes22
      @tjaynes22 6 років тому +25

      @@Bloodinhoo won't argue with that ......lead paint /McDonald's hahah fat entitled lazy stupid spineless and we are so fucked in this country

    • @luckydog8514
      @luckydog8514 6 років тому +30

      Haha this is eerily similar and I'm genuinely worried

    • @georgeannedeane3392
      @georgeannedeane3392 6 років тому +6

      tjaynes22 what book, exactly?

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 6 років тому +36

      This isn't even about comparing Trump to Hitler. The Constitution of the Weimar Republic (Germany between 1919 and 1933), had some serious loopholes, that allowed the President to rule without Parliament, until a new election was held, if he declared a state of Emergency. The frequent use of that loophole destabilised the Republic and made Hitlers rise possible. @@musoehcr

  • @13Luk6iul
    @13Luk6iul 6 років тому +443

    That‘s what dictators do. Find a reason for a National Emergency and never go back to normal.

    • @amyvic5121
      @amyvic5121 6 років тому +25

      That's what Hitler did. I'm not saying Trump is Hitler.

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 6 років тому +5

      Lukas S...exactly!!

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +1

      Lukas S Simple solution, give the money to secure the border.

    • @grobanite4ever85
      @grobanite4ever85 6 років тому +8

      @@amyvic5121 Trump is like Hitler!

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +1

      eduardo perales You’re a fucking idiot.

  • @condor-yz6bo
    @condor-yz6bo 6 років тому +322

    So Trump is doing what Republicans said Obama would do. Impose martial law or a national emergency and seize power while everyone just sits around and watches him do it. Hell I’ll even pull a quote from the shell of a party that still supports him before the wall even goes up. Reagan said it best, “Tear down this wall.”

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 6 років тому +9

      White is right or maybe the people that actually control this country are giving their manchurian candidate a test run. What ever it is...45 is FUBAR!!

    • @jwill9877
      @jwill9877 6 років тому +9

      I've been saying this since he got elected. If it didn't mean our country officially has hit rock bottom I would want it to happen just for the irony alone. Not only martial law but also take your guns! Oh man I'm so torn

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +1

      Connor Astran Why Do Democrats refuse to secure our border ?

    • @gregpayne9729
      @gregpayne9729 6 років тому +22

      @@MetalDetroit Because it cost too much money. Why does the President fail to secure the children in our school. Or innocent people being gunned down, we have alot of stuff to deal with in our country. Acting securing the border is the most important thing in America is a smoke screen and we are not dumb enough to fall for it. We've seen what Trump is capable of he can have cages built and anyone children included he can demand them to be locked up with the stroke of his pen... Meanwhile TSA agents and over 800,000 government employees are working without a paycheck. Yeah it'll be a problem for real when TSA agents decide to no longer come into to work and the terrorist you think hate us can sneak on a plane... hmmm yeah but we need the wall right now! Right this minute! He still hasn't apologized for not getting Mexico to pay for it like promised he would! Instead let's hold my fellow Americans hostage instead.

    • @jwill9877
      @jwill9877 6 років тому +13

      @@MetalDetroit they want security too. Your just too dumb to accept a wall is not effective border security. The numbers don't lie. A very small percentage of illegals cross where the wall will be built. Most come across legally and don't leave. How's a wall going to stop that? Why would you fight a problem effectively?

  • @rickjones1281
    @rickjones1281 6 років тому +66

    National disgrace is what I'd like to declare.

    • @ambriadaniels8786
      @ambriadaniels8786 5 років тому

      Rick IF YOU UNHAPPY HERE MAYBE N. KOREA WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YA! :-D

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 6 років тому +1102

    "Have you considered declaring a national emergency?" "Uhhh... why, yes. Yes I have." Reporters really gotta stop giving Trump crazy ideas. (Apologies to Seth Meyers)

    • @13tuyuti
      @13tuyuti 6 років тому +29

      "Herr fuhrer, haf you considered murdering ze chews in concentration camps?"

    • @Anna_Bruno97
      @Anna_Bruno97 6 років тому +6

      Stealing jokes isn’t cool

    • @trentsc4929
      @trentsc4929 6 років тому +7

      Jesus Christ is coming to take His followers out of here. Repent now and choose Jesus before it's too late. You don't want to be left here.

    • @daedalron
      @daedalron 6 років тому +29

      @@trentsc4929 If Jesus could come and take all his lunatic crazy followers out of here, that would in fact be pretty cool... But that won't ever happen, sadly...

    • @thebakery3996
      @thebakery3996 6 років тому +6

      You think anyone can give him crazy idea?... that's a good one. He is a crazy idea.😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @pauliewalnuts1949
    @pauliewalnuts1949 6 років тому +242

    This "illegal" immigration" issue has not gone on for "thousands of years" even our grandparents and great grandparents (1800's) did not have entry visa's, they simply showed up at Ellis island (some with no passports), and said, when asked "I want to live here because in my country they are killing people like me", none except the physically ill were turned away, and they weren't either, they were quarantined until well and then let in . In the 1600's and 1700's, Europeans simply showed up and moved in. Unless you are 100% native Americans, we are all, in the modern term illegal aliens. So stop the BS and drop this issue, it is just to divert us from the real troubles we are having now.

    • @ivetterosario4015
      @ivetterosario4015 6 років тому +11

      You're right. I think the main goal is to divert attention & most importantly funds, away from the Muller Investigation into the "Trump-Turd"! Sad nobody can see it! >:(

    • @depojepo4308
      @depojepo4308 6 років тому +6

      Seppe Tank 🤦🏾‍♂️ this is not a democratic or republican issue it’s a tyrant in charge type of issue yo trump is basically a bully in charge 💯‼️

    • @depojepo4308
      @depojepo4308 6 років тому +8

      Seppe Tank no I’m not brainwashed you’re comment was just irrelevant and incompetent.... just because someone gives you want you want doesn’t make it right slow one. So just like you’re comment, you’re irrelevant 🤦🏾‍♂️ like I said it’s not a democratic and republican issue LOOK WHOS ACTUALLY DOING THE SHIT

    • @SylenceNight
      @SylenceNight 6 років тому +2

      @David Winslow don't forget Jerry Lee Lewis, Woody Allen, and Elvis Presley

    • @pauliewalnuts1949
      @pauliewalnuts1949 6 років тому

      @David Winslow Well, there are many examples of you thinking we should do away with, right? like freedom of free speech, which your trolling won't effect. We stick with the 2nd amendment unchanged since the 1700's, and thousands die but that's ok.Right?

  • @alexriddles492
    @alexriddles492 6 років тому +37

    The solution is very simple. All we have to do is have a press conference and announce that the border wall is now complete. It's not like there are any fact checkers left in Washington.

    • @Traskelion
      @Traskelion 6 років тому +2

      That's brilliant! And if people DO get word to him that it was all a lie, he'll never admit it and continue to talk about how great the wall is!

    • @frostythechimneysweep1171
      @frostythechimneysweep1171 6 років тому

      Not quite true, they know it is a horribly stupid idea, but they are ready to do it anyway if there is the smallest chance they can profit from it it - just like they think whenever they make ANY decision.
      Trump VOTERS on the other hand...

  • @MrKillerkartoffel
    @MrKillerkartoffel 6 років тому +112

    I'm german and that policy sounds somewhat familiar to me to be honest.🤔

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому +1

      Hows the EU working out for you?

    • @sonyblackwarrior3956
      @sonyblackwarrior3956 6 років тому

      we do not care about Germany man!!!

    • @MrKillerkartoffel
      @MrKillerkartoffel 6 років тому +5

      @@sonyblackwarrior3956 calm down man. just saying that we learned about "presidents" like that back in school

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому +1

      @@raffabrands6008 We have a surplus of kids, they help keep the numbers down.

    • @DrachenKaiser
      @DrachenKaiser 6 років тому +2

      @@Zombied77 Actual great, thanks for asking :D

  • @dmack47yo
    @dmack47yo 6 років тому +232

    So a reporter gives him an idea and two days later he makes the announcement 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666
      @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 6 років тому

      Reporters need to stop hating on Israel

    • @soleil2269
      @soleil2269 6 років тому +11

      Not left vs right, nationalism vs globalism nigga wtf you talking bout we talking bout wall

    • @nocopyrightmusic-freesound1288
      @nocopyrightmusic-freesound1288 6 років тому +8

      yes, thats the worst about this that a stupid reporter brought this idea up. exactly the same as18 months ago they asked if it would be crossing a red line if the Muller Investigation would go after money & taxes

    • @Mkhan-cw9rx
      @Mkhan-cw9rx 6 років тому +1

      Not left vs right, nationalism vs globalism what does isreal have to do with his comment

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 6 років тому

      pretty much...😏

  • @MrBoondock1
    @MrBoondock1 6 років тому +182

    Impeach him already. its not funny anymore

    • @yukiosakura4969
      @yukiosakura4969 6 років тому +1

      So, you want more problems of higher taxes just because of mass immigration? @.@ Go ahead.

    • @xoxopuppies12xoxo
      @xoxopuppies12xoxo 6 років тому +24

      Yukio Sakura mass immigration doesn’t increase our taxes you idiot, trump will.

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 6 років тому

      @@yukiosakura4969 fake shit.

    • @dgmetaxa
      @dgmetaxa 6 років тому +1

      Not for the rest of the world. We're just eating popcorn and having a blast.
      Exept for Paris agreement, that move was retarded.

    • @Mr.no.compromise
      @Mr.no.compromise 6 років тому

      Wtf are u gonna impeach him for you idiot

  • @osopanda4974
    @osopanda4974 6 років тому +44

    Give the man what he wants his holding this country hostage! Oh we don't negotiate with terrorists 🤦‍♂️

  • @rubenrathgeber458
    @rubenrathgeber458 6 років тому +394

    The last time someone did this in my country Hitler became the chancellor

    • @Taylors1989
      @Taylors1989 6 років тому +16

      @Paul Borst Nah.

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому

      Germany should have kept the wall up

    • @Fait360
      @Fait360 6 років тому

      @@spookrockcity be nice, truth hurts. Slowly introduce reality to them or they may lash out

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 6 років тому

      Someone wanted a wall built in Germany & Hitler became Chancellor? I thought it was b/c von Hindenburg appointed him Chancellor.

    • @virginiaoflaherty2983
      @virginiaoflaherty2983 6 років тому +3

      @@spookrockcity I know you are - but what am I? So... your wife is not faithful to you? You guys and your dumb insult words. Why you guys so worried about rape? You support a rapist in the Supreme Court.

  • @kimmcdonagh6756
    @kimmcdonagh6756 6 років тому +225

    Wouldn't it be great if Trump went on TV and said, "I'm in over my head. I've been telling lies my whole life because it is the only way I know how to live. I resign."

    • @daedum3177
      @daedum3177 6 років тому +28

      I'd take a week off and throw a keg party everyday.

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 6 років тому +8

      I’d celebrate! And bring snacks.

    • @africaster
      @africaster 6 років тому +8

      You think Pence will be much better?

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 6 років тому +4

      That would be so fucking awesome

    • @pauljohnston9446
      @pauljohnston9446 6 років тому +10

      His approval rating would go to 65% within minutes of saying "I resign"

  • @boluwarin
    @boluwarin 6 років тому +134

    Wait, Donald Trump being the President of the United States isn't already a national emergency??

  • @lunarosebelle
    @lunarosebelle 6 років тому +1551

    We're in a "Humanitarian Crisis" when Trump became president.

    • @petricedobson7836
      @petricedobson7836 6 років тому +18

      janette rodriguez exactly

    • @RobertoGonzalez-xh7jl
      @RobertoGonzalez-xh7jl 6 років тому +30

      Akinefwa Adebyayor and what are you? I’m also an Anchor baby. I’ve also served in the Army and hold a Masters degree in education.

    • @laman012
      @laman012 6 років тому +17

      @Akinefwa Adebyayor brah, there's nothing wrong with being an anchor baby... they didn't make the decision. And homeboy did make the decision to make major accomplishments and contribute to the country and his community.

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 6 років тому +10

      @Akinefwa Adebyayor you're*

    • @mjc42701
      @mjc42701 6 років тому +1

      @@ryanx9372 lol Yes, you can be sure he or she doesn't hold a Masters degree in education.

  • @GroomLeader
    @GroomLeader 6 років тому +86

    BUILD THE WALL...around tRUMP. Lock him in there and throw away the key.

  • @mr.painfultruth2771
    @mr.painfultruth2771 6 років тому +3763

    Why doesn't trump see MASS SHOOTINGS as a "national emergency"

    • @Khrysalis01
      @Khrysalis01 6 років тому +108

      independent vote - Too frequent maybe?

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 6 років тому +7

      Right

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 6 років тому +88

      Because NRA and far right people are scared of big bad government.Far right people who support Mass Shooters instead of responsible gun ownerships. The fact gun companies will pull funding.
      Christian fundamentalist/terrorists might come after him or just not support him.Take your pick.

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 6 років тому +123

      Because they’re usually his supporters.

    • @SuicidelG
      @SuicidelG 6 років тому +97

      So Trump can fear monger about extremely low rates of crime from immigrants, but we can't have a national emergency declared for a much larger amount of violence?

  • @RositaAHuff
    @RositaAHuff 6 років тому +37

    He spoke...words he don't know the meaning of....he talks about things he has no clue of...when he stopped, he can not remember what he said....

    • @stormtrooper5588
      @stormtrooper5588 6 років тому +1

      Rosita A. Huff + it's because he was reading from the teleprompter!

  • @Maddof_Erroz
    @Maddof_Erroz 6 років тому +35

    First president to get ideas from reporters and does it.

  • @mysteriosum
    @mysteriosum 6 років тому +437

    Trump being president should be declared as a NATIONAL EMERGENCY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎😎

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 6 років тому +2

      You are right sir that is deep.

    • @danielsims9411
      @danielsims9411 6 років тому +1

      Shoulda thought about that before you elecetd him (blacks and whites)

    • @SAPHYTYRA
      @SAPHYTYRA 6 років тому +1

      Ik u were kinda joking but I also know you are dead ass serious and unfortunately right.

    • @arminiusofgermania
      @arminiusofgermania 6 років тому +1

      Is being an easily offended idiot considered a national emergency too?

    • @k-luvjones4664
      @k-luvjones4664 5 років тому

      It is

  • @ms.rlsteele351
    @ms.rlsteele351 6 років тому +67

    If, as he says, he might declare a national emergency, and maybe he won't, is it really an emergency if it can wait til he makes up his "mind?"

    • @elmerescobar881
      @elmerescobar881 6 років тому +4

      Lol, ikr. If it is an emergency then declare it and don't say that I'll think about it (and does it if Congress doesn't give funding for his wall). That is not right at all

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 6 років тому +2

      Right! That isn't a leader talking, that's a con man. I should say con boy, he never achieved manhood. 👿

  • @anitaclarke7085
    @anitaclarke7085 6 років тому +113

    Healthcare for All ! Not one cent for his wall !

    • @e3nethan910
      @e3nethan910 4 роки тому

      That a Bernie Sanders quote or sth?

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 6 років тому +147

    Save us Mueller!

    • @christon7276
      @christon7276 6 років тому +3

      Hahah the Funny part about it is, "Mueller" or "Müller" is actually a German Lastname. Now Americans are waiting for a German dude to come save them from a American Lunatic.😂 Shit funny as Fuck to me & I am Congolese.

    • @thedarkness3371
      @thedarkness3371 6 років тому +1

      chris ton you think trump is American ? Lol . His dad cape from Germany.

    • @christon7276
      @christon7276 6 років тому

      @@thedarkness3371 woah. So you tryna say that Donald J. Trump came from a Immigrat Family? From Germany? 😲 So that's true that the Nazis are running the United States? That's even more funnier haha😂

    • @thedarkness3371
      @thedarkness3371 6 років тому +3

      chris ton pretty much lol. By his own standards he is a illegal immigrant is what I’m saying . Very ironic lol

    • @prospertech1860
      @prospertech1860 6 років тому +1

      Yo, Muller should walk in that court with a red cape that day when it comes.

  • @gabrielfuentes5597
    @gabrielfuentes5597 6 років тому +20

    Why not build a wall around the White House

    • @raulespinoza8411
      @raulespinoza8411 6 років тому +1

      Gabriel Fuentes or around trump ?

    • @paintleg9436
      @paintleg9436 4 роки тому +1

      @@raulespinoza8411 put him in VR and let him fake run the country then get back Obama

  • @laurenw2519
    @laurenw2519 6 років тому +113

    He's like a kid calling 911 because his mom won't let him watch TV.

  • @andreafox9137
    @andreafox9137 6 років тому +244

    Mueller... wtf are you doing? This guy is about to go unhinged, we could use an intervention.

    • @TWKHMERCHIC
      @TWKHMERCHIC 6 років тому +17

      Andrea Fox Mueller has a big case right now, involving Russia mafia. I’m sure their is more to this. Trumps family has had ties with Russia mafia for ever since his dad. It’s deeper than we think

    • @tzach6745
      @tzach6745 6 років тому

      THAT'S THE PLAN

    • @soleil2269
      @soleil2269 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @ciabones
      @ciabones 6 років тому +2

      The only people unhinged are liberal idiots like you. Incase you’ve never seen it this is what standing up for AMERICAN LIVES looks like. Go wander into mexico and see how far you get before you are thrown in a mexican jail. Get over the 2016 election already and I hate to break it to you but your idol mr mueller has NOTHING. So be prepared for Trump’s reelection and thanks for being a part of that with your unhinged anger and hate.

    • @emilclaudell
      @emilclaudell 6 років тому +14

      @@ciabones can I ask, does it not bother you that the entire world is laughing at your president?

  • @DimaSins549
    @DimaSins549 6 років тому +191

    Trump won't shut down the internet, he needs his Twitter.

  • @PhilFeedback
    @PhilFeedback 6 років тому +161

    You can lead a trump to Twitter, but you can't make him think

    • @robynsegg
      @robynsegg 6 років тому

      Nice! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 6 років тому

      I don't see how Twitter is a place for thought, but it's true enough.

    • @frostythechimneysweep1171
      @frostythechimneysweep1171 6 років тому

      Very funny - though he needs leading as much as any jackass smelling a jenny.in heat.

    • @ThatGuy-hq1ld
      @ThatGuy-hq1ld 6 років тому

      Awesome

  • @EndSpireme
    @EndSpireme 6 років тому +15

    A wall to stroke his ego... How about fixing roads, bridges, etc. Better use of funds.

    • @MrtrapLive
      @MrtrapLive 6 років тому +3

      Sad part is..... President Obama gave monies for those and the Governors turned most of it down

  • @Jocquelin
    @Jocquelin 6 років тому +19

    China built a wall in 375... Mongols got through it.
    France built a wall in 1929... Germany went around it.
    East Germany built a wall in 1961... the people destroyed it.
    So what is a wall worth in 2019?

    • @matiasgazzarri4959
      @matiasgazzarri4959 6 років тому

      The Berlin Wall was only torn down when it was allowed to happen

    • @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666
      @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 6 років тому +1

      Walls are nice, look at Israel

    • @hazymist583
      @hazymist583 6 років тому +4

      Well Israel seems to be killing the Gaza strip quite effectively.

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 6 років тому

      Damn, say it again.

    • @grajmahal
      @grajmahal 6 років тому

      So, let's see- The Mongols defeated the Chinese and became the most powerful country in China- NOT
      Germany rolled over France and brought them to their knees. Seems like a good reason to try and stop them.
      And how many East Germans made it to West Berlin before the fall of the wall? And why did that wall fall?
      What is a wall worth at the Mexican border? Everything if you value freedom, sovereign rights of countries, and the will of it's people.

  • @karinasmoot4449
    @karinasmoot4449 6 років тому +58

    I love Trevor so much 💜 he makes this easy to understand

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple 6 років тому +2

      Cuz god knows you need this shit dumbed doen for ya

    • @TheWesley30
      @TheWesley30 6 років тому +1

      That's just sad that it takes trevor Noah to explain basic things to you

    • @karinasmoot4449
      @karinasmoot4449 6 років тому +1

      QuantumPineapple hope you have a great day/night depending on your time zone!!

    • @karinasmoot4449
      @karinasmoot4449 6 років тому +1

      Wesley Rowden hope you have a great day/night depending on your time zone!!

    • @Taylors1989
      @Taylors1989 6 років тому +1

      @@QuantumPineapple Trump is the one who dumbs down his speeches so his braindead supporters understand a word.
      "Big wall, very big!"
      "So much water, very wet!"

  • @DavidRamosViana
    @DavidRamosViana 6 років тому +117

    Obama should have called a national emergency when he saw Trump was going to win

    • @ambriadaniels8786
      @ambriadaniels8786 5 років тому

      Epic FAIL of a post Ramos!!!

    • @whatyouneedtoknow2187
      @whatyouneedtoknow2187 5 років тому +2

      Lol.

    • @socksrocksandocks4824
      @socksrocksandocks4824 5 років тому +1

      funny how you guys like to say trump is unconstitutional hypocrites you trump haters are going to be soooo salty when he wins again il be chilling with my liberal tears shirt on sipping coffee and laughing at you guys like i did the first time

    • @BabyNightOwl
      @BabyNightOwl 4 роки тому +5

      socksrocksandocks I got two words to say “GET LOST”

    • @marvinsteven3874
      @marvinsteven3874 4 роки тому

      @@socksrocksandocks4824 I wonder if you still think that now?

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 6 років тому +197

    Trump is the reason for a state of emergency

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 років тому

      @Joseph Cumia
      Trump is so stupid not even Chinese Gene-Editing can fix his brain!
      You look like an illegal! Maybe someone should sick ICE on you!

    • @Australisium
      @Australisium 6 років тому

      @Joseph Cumia wtf

  • @marozasulaiman379
    @marozasulaiman379 6 років тому +105

    If Trump cuts the communications network, does that mean he'll stop tweeting?

    • @patriciabusch4599
      @patriciabusch4599 6 років тому +7

      @Maroza Sulaiman one can only hope

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 років тому +6

      I get the feeling the Internet will go right back up when he realizes that. "Oh shit! Turn that back on, I wasn't thinking. I made a terrible mistake..."

    • @marykent6749
      @marykent6749 6 років тому +1

      we can only hope

    • @amelialouisa8541
      @amelialouisa8541 6 років тому +5

      Remember the Twitter employee who disables his account until he got caught? What a legend. 😃😃

    • @JB-pu8ik
      @JB-pu8ik 6 років тому +2

      He'll gift us with more "presidential alerts"

  • @sefo4970
    @sefo4970 6 років тому +29

    May God help and bless America !!!!

  • @hubgiles7889
    @hubgiles7889 6 років тому +18

    Trevor,,,Your humor is the best and make good logical points. You are a keeper.

  • @estherj.ishimwe8322
    @estherj.ishimwe8322 6 років тому +29

    Where you at 2020? WHERE U AT?

  • @whodahellru8124
    @whodahellru8124 6 років тому +321

    Yeah, we’re in a state of national emergency ... Let’s build a wall of mirrors around Trump so he can see the cause of the emergency!

    • @anjerasaigo1179
      @anjerasaigo1179 6 років тому +15

      Lol....he still wouldn't see. This guy is an idiot and idk what to say about his supporters.

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 6 років тому +2

      No argument from me

    • @momoni2128
      @momoni2128 6 років тому

      Omg I cant stop lol.... that's the best

    • @dannykumite
      @dannykumite 6 років тому

      I don't agree with trump but seriously, everyone that knows anything about this country, give him a hand, will you? Remember, elected officials, you are elected to serve American people to the best of your ability. Nobody has to like Trump, but deal with him, we must. Get the government open right now, tell trump there is $5.7 billion appropriated for the border crisis, but we will discuss how to spend it after ending the shut down.

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 6 років тому +91

    *Donald Trump = National Emergency.*
    *Americans I'm still praying for you guys.*

    • @yukiosakura4969
      @yukiosakura4969 6 років тому

      You should rename it to: the leftist side.

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 6 років тому +4

      @@yukiosakura4969 *No it's not. It's the other side of life that some choose to ignore.*

    • @yukiosakura4969
      @yukiosakura4969 6 років тому +1

      @@theotherside931 So, you want illegal drugs to destroy the children of your country?

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 6 років тому +18

      @@yukiosakura4969 *Stop that already. The largest drugs smuggling have been through air, sea and underground.*
      *Whether in Europe or America, the biggest drug movements don't happen on open lands across borders.*
      *So if drugs are your defense, you already lost that one cause neither Escobar nor El Chapo put their largest shipments in vehicles.*
      *So those walls won't stop anything.*

    • @samcrittenden3556
      @samcrittenden3556 6 років тому +6

      The Other Side Thanks, we’re gonna need all the help we can get!

  • @tracyj4896
    @tracyj4896 5 років тому +1

    I love you Trevor you are so friggin hilarious..😂😂

  • @angelafisher5726
    @angelafisher5726 6 років тому +214

    I think Nancy should hand Trump a bucket of legos and tell him to build his wall while the grown ups talk about how to reopen the government and fix what is actually broken about immigration

    • @erin19030
      @erin19030 6 років тому +1

      We should all send Trump a LEGO
      piece for his wall.

    • @erin19030
      @erin19030 6 років тому +2

      This is what happens when Americans abuse their right to vote and don't take it seriously.

    • @erin19030
      @erin19030 6 років тому +1

      Trump shares many of the personal traits that Hitler exhibited.

    • @entary4723
      @entary4723 6 років тому +2

      Good thinking 🙄

    • @quizzerboy101
      @quizzerboy101 6 років тому

      Legos are too good for him. Give him some Lincoln Logs.

  • @babitakumar5144
    @babitakumar5144 6 років тому +5

    Wow, I feel sorry for you, America.

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 6 років тому +201

    SHALL WE BEGIN WITH THE LOTION

    • @wynstansmom829
      @wynstansmom829 6 років тому +1

      Shall we introduce you to Tony salsa? Kirsten meet Tony...

    • @mootje6430
      @mootje6430 6 років тому +1

      Very hot

  • @terrikukla5017
    @terrikukla5017 6 років тому +7

    Contact your SENATORS !
    It only takes a minute....

  • @iogarro6192
    @iogarro6192 6 років тому +290

    I am not Mexican. Why are you demanding my tax money to build your wall? Didn't you say REPEATEDLY that Mexico was going to pay for it?

    • @ricardolozano6265
      @ricardolozano6265 6 років тому +34

      Lie number 5000

    • @TheSpade83
      @TheSpade83 6 років тому +5

      I am Mexican ( now a citizen after 20 years of being here and after paying thousands of dollars in application and attorney fees) and I support the wall, I’m tired of my tax dollars paying for welfare for illegal immigrants healthcare, food stamps and other government give aways. I know first hand because I’ve seen this happening for a long time.

    • @kareemedits3969
      @kareemedits3969 6 років тому +51

      @@TheSpade83 bullshit. If you had a brain you would know it's a better idea to invest in border personnel or technology but you either arent an immigrant or ignorant asf.

    • @redblooddady6930
      @redblooddady6930 6 років тому +14

      Bigg Squid Wow, you are very supportive of your ex-country and ex-compatriote! No good!

    • @ImTheJoker4u
      @ImTheJoker4u 6 років тому +32

      You do realize that the majority of illegal immigrants enter the country LEGALLY then just over stay their visa. The stupid wall will reduce illegal immigration so insignificantly, it wont even be noticed. But you know, facts arent real and stuff, so the POTUS will hold the country hostage, waste huge sums of money, to ultimately accomplish nothing. Sounds like every other one of his businesses. BTW, another little fact, your tax dollars are being wasted on the military, not feeding poor people. I see why you support the oragutang. Ignorance might be bliss, but your, and the right wing in generals ignorance is about to end the USA as we know it. Youve been lied to by a con man, and we're all gonna pay for it.

  • @tenzinngodup2083
    @tenzinngodup2083 6 років тому +252

    Turn off the internet lol, how is Trump gone tweet hahaha,

    • @memelove3640
      @memelove3640 6 років тому +3

      Oh thats it hed figure out a way to turn off every from sending or posting but him sp we recieve them but cant reply or anything...lol

    • @sparklife5628
      @sparklife5628 6 років тому +3

      He will turn off the internet and after a few seconds..... get them to turn it back on

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 6 років тому +7

      He doesn't realize that it effects His Phone!!! He's Too Old!!!

    • @perrygonzalez1098
      @perrygonzalez1098 6 років тому

      Tenzin Ngodup OMG THE BEST lol

    • @mantistoboggan2599
      @mantistoboggan2599 6 років тому

      Ispira FACTS

  • @sendeth
    @sendeth 6 років тому +230

    He has some scary similarities to dictators.

    • @entary4723
      @entary4723 6 років тому +14

      He is a dictator

    • @xerus8987
      @xerus8987 6 років тому +7

      He is one, and he's used to running companies as whatever he says is law, and likely not used to being told no.

    • @herlyburly1202
      @herlyburly1202 6 років тому +1

      Especially the part where he got voted in right?

    • @Fait360
      @Fait360 6 років тому

      @@herlyburly1202 true, don't even get me started on how he's going to have to run for election again!!!

    • @herlyburly1202
      @herlyburly1202 6 років тому

      @Pacific Rimjob I was just making a point that he got in by voting. Whether we like this system or not is beside the point. At the end of his term he is out and that's that. So I dont understand how anyone could call him a dictator with any legitimacy. It's not like hes committing genocide or forcing anyone against their own free will

  • @Smilemaker4u
    @Smilemaker4u 5 років тому

    OMG...I AM DEAD!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The lotion had my LMAO!!

  • @abrakadabra6584
    @abrakadabra6584 6 років тому +103

    All I could think about as Trump gave his address was that it sounded like the kind of rhetoric that leads to a pogrom like Kristallnacht.
    "Manufacturing a crisis" is only one small step away from "inciting a crisis." If you think that's hyperbole, Charlottesville should be the only reminder we need to understand how influential the words of the president can be.

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому

      Abra Kadabra Democrats promised Reagan they would secure the border in the 1980s. 30 years later, the border STILL isn’t secure. Why do the democrats refuse to enforce our borders ?

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 6 років тому +1

      @@MetalDetroit , "Those who would trade essential liberty for a little security deserve neither". You live in a country with two land and two sea borders, EACH of which is thousands of miles long, and this country was built by immigrants, populated by immigrants, and depends crucially on immigrants for several kinds of its industry. Trying to trump up (pun forcibly removed) a crisis by screaming about evul nasty immigrants flooding our borders and marrying our white wimmin is just a childish rhetorical trick, not even worth much mocking because it's so transparent and so disprovable by checking, you know, actual facts.
      The borders don't NEED more "enforcing" than they have. You're being conned, sold snake oil, flim-flammed by an orange grifter who's been making this his business model his whole life. Sorry you didn't get enough experience with advertising and fast-talking while you were growing up to recognize it in its most basic form.
      --Dave, there's apparently several born every minute, and born again as well, these days

    • @abrakadabra6584
      @abrakadabra6584 6 років тому

      @@MetalDetroit Immediately resorting to whataboutism shows an unwillingness to address or understand the issue at hand. I wasn't even talking about border security, I was talking about the dangers of a US president using xenophobic rhetoric that isn't based on truth.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 6 років тому

      As far as I'm concerned, Trump might as well just come out as a white supremacist.

    • @paulkogut3562
      @paulkogut3562 6 років тому

      Trump is the best president in the last 60 years. Thank God crooked Hillary didn't win. All you snowflakes need to quit wining. We had to put up with Obama for 8 years.

  • @angelecarb9312
    @angelecarb9312 6 років тому +10

    never I thought,that I will see America in this state...

  • @LionEntity
    @LionEntity 6 років тому +71

    The place known as the United States which everyone sees as the land of the free and a sort of paradise on earth, is now beginning to showing its true colors as hell on earth. I feel so blessed to not be living in the US. I wouldn't go there if they offered me a million dollars.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 6 років тому +16

      I wish I didn't live here . I'm jealous of you.

    • @greyflora1490
      @greyflora1490 6 років тому +1

      Have no fear, our great president is going to fix all that.

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +3

      Ro Ni Free country. Move out

    • @chrisbeaty3572
      @chrisbeaty3572 6 років тому +6

      I think the women in places like the Congo or Uganda may disagree with you on which countries are "hell on Earth".

    • @MetalDetroit
      @MetalDetroit 6 років тому +3

      Lion Entity Stupid, just stupid. Of all countries on earth you call the US hell.

  • @terrikukla5017
    @terrikukla5017 6 років тому +96

    Contact your SENATORS!
    This person can't operate an umbrella.

    • @walstib4945
      @walstib4945 6 років тому

      haha he did this 10th time.......ua-cam.com/video/q42-IJCSsBc/v-deo.html

    • @robynsegg
      @robynsegg 6 років тому +1

      Nor does he know how to remove toilet 🚽 paper from his shoe 👞.

    • @walstib4945
      @walstib4945 6 років тому

      @@robynsegg haha!

  • @pallao3500
    @pallao3500 6 років тому +708

    Trump is a global emergency.

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 6 років тому +15

      @John Davis, We see how stupid you right wingers are so we have to worry about it.

    • @pallao3500
      @pallao3500 6 років тому +4

      @John Davis "The zombies are the leftists that repeat mainstream media fake news taking points."
      "leftists just repeat what others said" - The guy who literally had to copy my joke instead of being able to come up with an own one

    • @morganwilliams4689
      @morganwilliams4689 6 років тому

      John Davis lmao they don’t, usually when the media says that, they mean the percent that are actually racist, if you aren’t racist and you know that then don’t worry about the message they’re trying to get across to the people that are

    • @owenfeye6061
      @owenfeye6061 6 років тому

      John Davis Idiot

    • @lukechung5020
      @lukechung5020 6 років тому +2

      Stop hating right wingers and stop hating leftists. Everyone has different views and we need to respect them. This thread is a joke.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 6 років тому +246

    I didn't know Ivanka was a butler.

    • @immaculatepeter5529
      @immaculatepeter5529 6 років тому +32

      brainflash1 daaamnnnn sooooonn

    • @Khrysalis01
      @Khrysalis01 6 років тому +7

      😳😂🤣😂🤣

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 6 років тому +9

      @@immaculatepeter5529 BURN!

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 6 років тому +12

      THAT BURN......TRUMP WASN'T READY 😱

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 6 років тому +5

      Lolz... She doesn't even like touching his hands. I doubt handjobs are her MO

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 6 років тому +181

    I would rather watch the human centipede than watch that orange toddler talk.

  • @marf5303
    @marf5303 6 років тому +7

    "are u up or not!" omg haha i died

  • @Gage888
    @Gage888 6 років тому +56

    The Great Wall didn’t work! The wall of Berlin didn’t work! So ummm

    • @stormtrooper5588
      @stormtrooper5588 6 років тому +2

      WicKked WiazZard + technically speakin the great wall didn't work, the Berlin wall did!

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple 6 років тому +5

      Yeah the Wall of Berlin was to separate two idelalogically different countries, the Great Wall was to stop invaders, this wall is to stop people from entering illegally, legislation passed by the Democratic party decades ago but never enforced until Trump.
      "The wall is immoral" says every Democrat with walls around their houses

    • @chipwhite7170
      @chipwhite7170 6 років тому

      @@QuantumPineapple thank you

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 6 років тому +2

      But they're both tourist attractions now. Spanky wants a monument to himself.

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 6 років тому +1

      The locked door on your house works so ummmm..

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz 6 років тому +45

    Coming soon a sequel to Escape from L.A., Escape from USA (2025) The wall builts around the USA wasn't meant to keep people out, it was to keep everyone in, prisoners in their own country.

    • @JustJimmyNYC
      @JustJimmyNYC 6 років тому +2

      scarletspidernz sounds like East Berlin all over again

    • @Kserijaro
      @Kserijaro 6 років тому

      We do need to protect the world from grade A idiots.

    • @Cobravenom69
      @Cobravenom69 6 років тому

      @@Kserijaro Lets take Bikini bottom and push it somewhere else!

    • @power-corrupts
      @power-corrupts 6 років тому

      His hero Putin used to work behind the Berlin wall.

  • @jasonlopez2480
    @jasonlopez2480 6 років тому +38

    Just end the shutdown already

  • @Alysa-Kins
    @Alysa-Kins 6 років тому +40

    Didn't Trump say Mexico was going to build the wall? Sounds like a broken promise

    • @SpyHams
      @SpyHams 6 років тому

      Amanda Bickel None of his base supporters give a damn they just want the wall. Also the country can easily afford it so no harm no foul...it’s really just pettiness on both sides and a talking point for 2020 that both sides want to be able to say they won.

    • @thugger2176
      @thugger2176 6 років тому

      Amanda Bickel he didn’t realize at the time that mexicans only do stuff for money

  • @sarasisay5487
    @sarasisay5487 6 років тому +30

    Hi👋 random person scrolling down. yes! You. How are you doing today? Have a bless day😘

  • @lawrent7866
    @lawrent7866 6 років тому +16

    He would never turn off the internet, he wouldn't be able to use twitter

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 6 років тому +1

      Exactly

  • @BenTheBlueGuy
    @BenTheBlueGuy 6 років тому +11

    I had anxiety before Trump, but man, he makes it 100000% worse.

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple 6 років тому

      I can tell you're a millennial because you have anxiety and Trumps decisions that dont affect you exacerbate it.
      "My depression, my anxiety"
      Get over it you fucking snowflake!

    • @undomiel152003
      @undomiel152003 6 років тому +2

      @@QuantumPineapple Seems to me you are the one who is the snowflake, you seem triggered since I see lots of comments coming from you...LOL

  • @ThirtykNinetyfour94
    @ThirtykNinetyfour94 6 років тому +14

    If he does declare a national emergency for this he must be removed from power by any means necessary. If that means civil war then that is what we do.

    • @USMCR_KILLSHOT_0317
      @USMCR_KILLSHOT_0317 6 років тому

      What is being proven by a civil war?

    • @maverickmorrison8953
      @maverickmorrison8953 6 років тому

      @@USMCR_KILLSHOT_0317 ig he is saying that the people who voted for trump and the people who didnt and do t wont him will go to war

    • @GrowLLLTigeRRR
      @GrowLLLTigeRRR 5 років тому

      In a civil war, you virtue-signaling, sjws would not stand a chance. The right is not worried at all.

  • @NKDuisburg02
    @NKDuisburg02 6 років тому +78

    Germany 24.03.1933, never forget

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 6 років тому +2

      NKDuisburg02
      Nor shall we forget November 9, 1918, The night of broken glass, Kristallnacht.

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 6 років тому +1

      @@njosborne6152 Of course not, but the Reichskristallnacht (or politically correct: the Reichsprogromnacht) took place in 1938.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 6 років тому +1

      NKDuisburg02
      You’re correct, my point is that the NAZI were firmly in control for 15 years‼️
      Can you imagine 15 years of His Most Pettiness⁉️

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 6 років тому

      @@njosborne6152 I cant imagne that, and I'm glad i dont have to. Cheers to every good wo/man surviving this time.

    • @brianlevine249
      @brianlevine249 6 років тому

      Democrats were praising Adolf Hitler in the 30s. They were calling a rising star of global leadership.

  • @alejandroespinoza5680
    @alejandroespinoza5680 6 років тому +43

    If only that one reporter didn't say anything....

    • @joaomonteiro5283
      @joaomonteiro5283 6 років тому +11

      Indeed why did he asked Trump that question, by his looks in the video he didnt knew he could do that.

    • @yasminnn099
      @yasminnn099 6 років тому +9

      That's exactly what I was thinking!! Trump knows zero legislative rules. That damn reporter gave him ammo

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 6 років тому +3

      Next another reporter will ask him if he had ever thought of implementing national martial law and arresting all liberals.

  • @CPD_1
    @CPD_1 6 років тому +67

    Impeach Trump ASAP

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 6 років тому +4

      Hell no. I hate Trump, but I hate Pence even more.

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому +1

      Clinton was impeached, didn't seem to mind very much.

    • @Dinoboots
      @Dinoboots 6 років тому

      That’s the tricky thing though; I hate trump as much as the next guy, but Pence is WAY worse.

  • @generalarc5277
    @generalarc5277 6 років тому

    that last part had me rolling😂😂

  • @rezascorner2091
    @rezascorner2091 6 років тому +230

    If trump gets impeached, 90% of all talk shows will stop

    • @CMR_009
      @CMR_009 6 років тому +5

      I agree

    • @DarkZombeh
      @DarkZombeh 6 років тому +104

      Except there were talk shows before trump and there will be after without even missing a beat, the only difference will be that the country won't be a dumpster fire after trump is impeached,

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 6 років тому +10

      Lately I've been watching old Tonight Shows, I sure some people said the same thing about Johnny Carson, and each of the presidents he joked about.

    • @RajA-jw7dd
      @RajA-jw7dd 6 років тому +12

      Ya, but at least he'll be out of Office

    • @djtae808
      @djtae808 6 років тому +36

      Nightly shows use Trumps idiotic behavior as punch lines true. But there is no shortage of dumb ass shit going on all around this country and the world. In my opinion they will make us laugh with or with out Trump..

  • @fancydarlin1
    @fancydarlin1 6 років тому +75

    i thought we didnt negotiate with terrorists

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi 6 років тому +3

      Best comment!!!

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 6 років тому

      That was my thought too.

    • @martinigasolini4062
      @martinigasolini4062 6 років тому

      A terrorist that gave us the lowest unemployment in 49 years, the lowest ever African American unemployment, manufacturing jobs coming back that Obama said never would, we produced more oil in 2017 than Saudi Arabia and Russia because Obama's shitty regulations are being done away with. Wonder why your gas is so cheap? The democraps always destroy what they touch.

    • @aaronfarmer6317
      @aaronfarmer6317 6 років тому +2

      MartiniGasolini
      Actually, with a simple google search you can see that unemployment rates have been on the decline since 2010. (This is two years after Barack Obama was elected)

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 6 років тому

      +MartiniGasolini - Shutting down government has created 800,000 jobs, so that was a smooth move.
      Oh wait, did I say created? I meant *destroyed.*

  • @XxDarkManaxX
    @XxDarkManaxX 6 років тому +166

    I don't think , Trump would shut down the internet. He needs his daily Tweet :P

    • @LyingCatSagaFan
      @LyingCatSagaFan 6 років тому +4

      He could isolate an area and cut off their networks, essentially alienating a portion of the country, directly placing a dam in their news flow.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 6 років тому

      XxDarkManaxX
      Impossible, the web is robust.

    • @asperg8735
      @asperg8735 6 років тому +4

      Dude, he's Donald Trump. He wouldn't even fucking think twice. He'd shut the internet down and not even think about how he couldn't tweet anymore. He didn't think twice before shutting the government down because they won't build his fucking wall and he's such a stubborn child that I'm almost willing to bet money thet the government shutdown will last untill Trump's final term ends.

    • @njosborne6152
      @njosborne6152 6 років тому

      Mario Muñoz
      So do you know what Robust means?

    • @asperg8735
      @asperg8735 6 років тому

      ... what?

  • @artisttemple8268
    @artisttemple8268 6 років тому

    Trevor, My Brother... By giving this person continuous airtime, you are actually advocating on his behalf. This is how televised media works. Even negative attention is still attention. How is it that you don't see this?

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 6 років тому

      So all the History Channel people are extraterrestrial Nazis?

  • @mattjaphet2659
    @mattjaphet2659 6 років тому +89

    Did none of these people pick up on the fact that a random reporter just threw Trump the Hammer of Thor....? I hope someone tripped that guy on an escalator just for pretending like it was possible Trump had actually considered this....

    • @shmithun7853
      @shmithun7853 6 років тому +1

      why did u vote for trump????

    • @bobfuzzy12
      @bobfuzzy12 6 років тому +12

      Right, I remember watching the full video. Just thinking to myself holy shit this guy had no idea he could have done that till the reporter asked and put it in his head. Donald was stammering so hard after he asked that.

    • @mattjaphet2659
      @mattjaphet2659 6 років тому +2

      @@shmithun7853 I did not vote, sir. But what I am more curious about, is what part of my comment even suggests I support him?

    • @mattjaphet2659
      @mattjaphet2659 6 років тому +2

      @@shmithun7853 I actually made fun of him in the comment.....

    • @TanTran-xe4mb
      @TanTran-xe4mb 6 років тому +4

      Matt Japhet he didn't get what you were trying to say. But ya that's one of those moments when someone asks your teacher what happened to the essay. WHY

  • @wererat42
    @wererat42 6 років тому +37

    Using emergency powers to deploy the military... where have I seen that before? Oh right, Emperor Palpatine. Sorry, George Lucas, you were ahead of your time

    • @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666
      @notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 6 років тому

      Trump very good for Jewish people, palatine is Hitler.
      Trump can't be both Weimer Berlin and Hitler

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten 6 років тому

      @@notleftvsrightnationalismv4666 every minute you waste your time online is a great minute for humanity in real life!!!

    • @dreboy7688
      @dreboy7688 6 років тому +3

      Scary thought.
      "Execute Order 66."

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 6 років тому

      Eh if he were to declare a national emergency I think he would just have the military build the wall. He can use up resources and do that. I hope he does not go on a full blown power trip, if so the courts can technically try to stop him, then again looking at the Supreme Court right now........

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 6 років тому +34

    Trump would NEVER shutdown the internet....that would limit his access to TWITTER

    • @leowilly29
      @leowilly29 6 років тому

      It never said that it will bring down all the internet. Only for those who dont like him or his policy.

  • @elijahelisha3763
    @elijahelisha3763 5 років тому +2

    Trevor’s English accent is spot on

  • @thesimulation9651
    @thesimulation9651 6 років тому +11

    Everytime he sniffed during that "speech" I drank a shot. Somebody call an ambulance

    • @dr.m.hfuhruhurr84
      @dr.m.hfuhruhurr84 6 років тому +1

      I went into withdrawal restraining myself from drinking a shot every time he sniffed now I may require therapy

  • @TheNzFox
    @TheNzFox 6 років тому +21

    Trump is going full on Palpatine, declaring a national emergency over something he created

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 6 років тому +2

      He's his own Jar Jar on top of it, too.

    • @KevinReijnders93
      @KevinReijnders93 6 років тому +1

      It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy, I love the republic. The power you give me, I will lay down when this crisis has abated!

    • @battledroid224
      @battledroid224 6 років тому

      What happened to not letting these history repeat itself...If you don't study history, fine, don't read ancient bed-time stories, myths, fine, JUST WATCH A NOT-SO-GOOD FILM CREATED 17 YEARS AGO WITH BARE MINIMUM A SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE GUNGAN MIND!!!

  • @babygirlmd15
    @babygirlmd15 6 років тому +60

    That's what happens when people vote a narcissist into a position of power

    • @MyLovelyDeadFriends
      @MyLovelyDeadFriends 6 років тому +1

      very dangerous...

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 6 років тому +1

      Trust me, no one who could be called a "person" voted for him. They're not even sentient pond scum.

    • @itscalculon3062
      @itscalculon3062 6 років тому +2

      True but not true. He didnt win by popular vote he won the electoral college.

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 6 років тому

      @John Cunningham Good to know you lack proper reading comprehension.

  • @GrowLLLTigeRRR
    @GrowLLLTigeRRR 5 років тому

    I've read some of the comments here and I keep asking myself "Where do these people get their news?" It's really sad.

  • @thebakery3996
    @thebakery3996 6 років тому +33

    His supporters say they are Conservative because they want less government and less taxes... so spending 6 billion of your tax dollars on a wall in the name of protecting you is not less government and less taxes.. smdh🤯🤯🤯

    • @Pistonrager
      @Pistonrager 6 років тому +4

      Small government means that they keep their noses out of the citizens daily life, not no border security. Stopping people from committing crimes is a conservative ideal though. Even the Dems liked it before Trump. Now the dems just oppose whatever Trump wants.

    • @spectralight8412
      @spectralight8412 6 років тому +1

      @@Pistonrager The Dems never said, waste billions of dollars on a wall people can still crack holes through.
      How in any other administration did the government poke their noses in the daily lives of citizens?

    • @aarongarcia7104
      @aarongarcia7104 6 років тому +1

      @@Pistonrager The wall will never get built during Trumps presidency. Texas ranchers are still in court of over eminent domain cases from the Bush Adminstration. What people fail to recongize that a lot of the land in Texas is privately owned, so the Government would need to seize the land to build the wall. A lot of the those cases are still tied up in lawsuits and fencing was never built that Bush ordered. The same will happen with Trump's wal,l if he ever finds the money for it.

    • @thebakery3996
      @thebakery3996 6 років тому

      @@Pistonrager so making you pay more taxes for a wall isn't them getting in your private life? My money is private, government forcing me to pay more is expressly putting thier noses in my business.

    • @thebakery3996
      @thebakery3996 6 років тому +1

      @@Pistonrager "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben franklin.

  • @andreb6250
    @andreb6250 6 років тому +18

    Sadly Trevor's last line might become the reality. Congress concedes to the wall to prevent him from going further. Truth is, if they do and he sees how he can push things, it will only get worse, smh.

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому

      How will a wall hurt you?

    • @dianaoscar8896
      @dianaoscar8896 6 років тому +1

      Zombied77 Wasteful spending. Why not focus on the declining economy, the deficit, or a million other things in need of repair? Why doesn’t just spend his own money or request his supporters to fund the damn wall that he wants so much?

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому

      @@dianaoscar8896 Well that is something the Dems could negotiate for. They could fund his wall on the condition he did any of those things but they won't negotiate because it's purely political. Shumer was for a wall, now he's not. Obama too, its all crap. They have an opportunity to negotiate and they are giving everyone the finger.

    • @andreb6250
      @andreb6250 6 років тому

      @@Zombied77 You guys are something else, smh.

    • @dianaoscar8896
      @dianaoscar8896 5 років тому

      Zombied77 Not worth the time.

  • @martharojabsd3743
    @martharojabsd3743 6 років тому +80

    Can we just build a wall around Trump😉

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 6 років тому +1

      A special-deshil prison, just for the Trump-Kushner crime family! 😏

    • @shansg9978
      @shansg9978 6 років тому

      😂😂😂🤣🤣👌🏽

  • @endomusia9410
    @endomusia9410 6 років тому

    Spot on. Times are getting a little worrisome.

  • @cedricclark2925
    @cedricclark2925 6 років тому +23

    Even if he "does it". Congress still needs a funding bill.

    • @OB17358
      @OB17358 6 років тому +1

      Cedric Clark He planned this when overfunding the military.

    • @Zombied77
      @Zombied77 6 років тому

      @@OB17358 Is that really a way around Congress? I love the idea of the Army Corps of Engineers building it.

  • @imjustboredleavemealone9055
    @imjustboredleavemealone9055 6 років тому +349

    Trump's obsessed with walls because he will never be able to reach a woman's walls.

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 6 років тому +9

      Ooooooooo

    • @blackking3685
      @blackking3685 6 років тому +13

      Snap

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 6 років тому +1

      Deep

    • @madeline795
      @madeline795 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 6 років тому

      "That's just great Stewie, and you'd know because you have mommie issues too" says Brian

  • @epaminontas6972
    @epaminontas6972 6 років тому +131

    Change my mind: Mike Pence is just a boring version of Trump

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 6 років тому

      look up 'rushdoony'

    • @L4wr3nc3810
      @L4wr3nc3810 6 років тому +5

      Pence wouldnt insist on this stupid wall. He wouldnt be weak internationally (china, russia, syria..)..he is not a criminal. He IS a moron and ideologically brainwashed. But that doesnt make him worse than trump.

    • @juyifan7933
      @juyifan7933 6 років тому +6

      @FavouriteDragon Pence has ridiculous beliefs, but he's a legit politician, he wont shut down the government because fox news said so, wont behave like a todler at meetings with foreign leaders, wont make up the silliest lies for no reason at every opportunity...Pence is obviously much much better than trump

    • @boastfultoast7066
      @boastfultoast7066 6 років тому +9

      No. Pence is a smarter version of Trump. not smart in the sense that his ideas are good. Smart in the sense that he knows how to get his awful ideas passed.

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 6 років тому +3

      No...he’s smug, diabolical, sociopathic and has worked in politics for a while. Our saving grace is that the base will see him as too establishment and not follow his every leads

  • @hauntedteacup3764
    @hauntedteacup3764 6 років тому

    Jack Jack from The Incredibles - BEST ANALOGY EVER

  • @tm1464
    @tm1464 6 років тому +12

    He wants to claim martial law.

  • @gordonadams5891
    @gordonadams5891 6 років тому +36

    Since he didn't declare a national emergency, it's clear he's political grandstanding.

  • @Daelyas
    @Daelyas 6 років тому +28

    "All these flaws in America nobody ever noticed..." ... well... nobody IN America perhaps.

    • @memoaustin7151
      @memoaustin7151 6 років тому +2

      yeah lol, only US citizens think their country the greatest thing, they even think they have freedom, while being one of the least free countries, i mean no person living under a regime... i mean a goverment is truly free, if you ask me they finally got a president that truly represents US ideals.

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 6 років тому +2

      Black women have always known!

    • @vincewouw1
      @vincewouw1 6 років тому

      Yeah but black women know everything, hence they win every single arguement ever

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 6 років тому +10

    Russia must be smiling, on the inside ofc.

  • @mr.hungryalot8147
    @mr.hungryalot8147 6 років тому +44

    Trevor Noahs super funny! Whos here early?

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 6 років тому

      Joseph Cumia what? Hahaha

  • @everythingandalittlebitmor8003
    @everythingandalittlebitmor8003 6 років тому +67

    Yay it’s trevor

  • @Matthew-tj6rz
    @Matthew-tj6rz 6 років тому +10

    Wait if he shuts down communications twitter goes down. How can we make this happen right now

  • @PeterNGloor
    @PeterNGloor 6 років тому

    When you watch/hear his spokeswoman say it, you MUST believe it!!!!