"I didn't know he could stop talking." That reminds me of my niece when she was 4. Super talkative, and I once asked her why she was talking so much. Her answer: "If I don't, I lose." I still don't know what the game was, but I bet Trump is playing it too.
and really, what kind of response is that. We even have senators saying that. Imagine that the entire raid was actually staged just to get him. That means you think the entire branch of the FBI should be completely defended?
I retired in January as a Naval Inspector General with 41 years of Federal service. I was required to go to our security department and sign a document that said it I took any classified information home with me, I would be criminally prosecuted. Just sayin...
it would have resulted to an even greater consequence if you didn't take time to read that . i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you
It's funny because 20 years from now, the DOJ will still be "investigating" what was broadcast on every news channel. "We're building a case and it is looking promising that justice will be swift and severe." - Dept of Justice, 2042 The richest nation on Earth is completely worthless.
That last line cuts like a well prepared hot knife slicing through butter: "as for the rest of us, we just wait and see". Despite being a comedy show, you made much sense reminding everyone it's just a routine police investigation that's neither here nor there yet. Kudos @Trevor Noah. You're a gem.
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This segment is well thought. FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago has been a top trending news. If The Daily Show don't talk about it, they could be perceived as left behind. But how to talk about it without being involved in speculation game? By riding on other people's speculation. Pointing out that other people MADE the speculation.
@@slimc3769 Only to those who've chosen over and over and over and over again to ignore the countless partisan investigations into her and her husband Why ignore them? Because those investigations have found nothing over and over and over and over again and those who choose to see themselves as her enemies don't like it.
@@ma3157 No, you make mockery of our country, our democracy and our freedom. Like it or not, Joe Biden is the president and Trump is going to jail soon. No one is above the law, right?
It's opinion described as jokes. Trevor is the kind of guys that thinks black people deserve a 6 figure salary and an all expense paid vacation to the moon, free of charge or else you're racist.
@@funveeable People are free to spend their reparations money on whatever they choose. Don't be jealous because your race wasn't forced into brutal slavery for hundreds of years. Don't be greedy. News is news. Jokes are opinion.
Hard to explain that when the current president is Democrat and the media is running cover for him. Current events are uncovering the hypocrisy of the Democrat party faster than anything Ive ever seen
That actually wasn’t a quote made by Trump according to the fact checking website Snopes. He did however, say “You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” Equally damning but let’s not spread false information like the Republicans do
Why isn’t the “Oldest Party in America” the “Grand Old Party”? What sense does it make to call the youngest of the two that? If the Republicans are the “Grand Old Party”, Democrats must be the “Grander, Older Party”
I kinda wished I saw that moment, but I had to distance myself from news of any sorts at that time due to the despair over how absolutely doomed we were at the time...
@@mysteryuser7062 No. He's saying that Trevor's delivery is so on-point that a joke will be funny even if you see the punchline coming due to the topic and the setup. That has nothing to do with "recycling" jokes he's made before. Nice try though.
You know that NO CONSERVATIVE talk shows or host are going to ever mention that again. They'll find diversions as they've ALWAYS done & started doing already. If they only had a bit of shame ,only a tiny bit.
@@rolay7730 And lying about it. They've been whining that Mr. Potatohead is trans now, when in reality Mr Potatohead is still Mr Potatohead, the brand has just changed from Mr Potatohead, to the more broad Potatohead. They literally don't understand reality and are such snowflakes they blow things out of proportion
@Man with Silverado Also. Even though it was only a deposition, it is still recorded by minutes. So if the media was truly lying about Trump taking the fifth over 400 times, Trump could have, and would have that recorded deposition shoved in the publics' faces to prove the lying media wrong. No matter what bs you'll try to come up in a response to this, you know i'm speaking facts. His ego would not waste a second proving himself right.
So true!! The Daily Show writers too! Between their brilliance, Trevor perfecting his Trump impression and a live audience…this segment is such a vibe! 😎
When they finally arrest Trump, "Please, don't be too nice," "When you guys put (Donald Trump) in the car & you're protecting (his) head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like..., don't hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?"
Remember when Democrats thought there was anything worth investigating? Or did Liberals just do this because they got bored and needed something to celebrate about amidst the worst economic downturn in a century?
You can also refer to it as "mishandling of confidential information" or "classified information", I chose "federal documents". I apparently have to clarify this as people can't utilize contextual information or inference anything.
Like Chuck Rhoades in Billions, some NY "Billionaires" are really into this humiliation thing, consciously or unconsciously. I think the FBI finally has him pegged.
That's right. If Trump hid the nuclear documents under Hunter Bidens laptop, the FBI would refuse to take them. After all, evidence doesn't exist if you refuse to look at it.
@@funveeable That doesn't make any sense. What are you trying to say? Hold up, if it's some half-assed implication of a "witch hunt" or that the FBI are victimising the Tangerine Simpleton, take it elsewhere. Nobody cares about half-cooked conspiracy and vague accusation "theories".
Then why does the left continuesly create safe spaces where they're views can't be challenged? Constantly censoring speech and changing definitions when it doesn't fit the narrative?
Does anyone else think that it's Beautiful that it was Donald himself that made Removing Classified Documents a Felony? Personally I think it is amazing and just a Reminder that Karma is capable of setting you up to destroy yourself, and then helps you do it!
@@bryonsteik7435 Hey, what are you doing here? You’re clearly too intelligent to be watching this low IQ dribble! You’re not supposed to question the Democrats, this show’s entire purpose is to promote them
Right, he should've just used bleach bit and smashed cell phones in a mad panic to hide corruption like Hillary did. They have him this time for sure🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump isn't going to jail. Just cause the higher echelons in the FBI are lefties, they can use this stunt as a political move, but it might backfire on 'em...but he isn't going to jail. They got nothing.
@@jamesturner2126 Great point!! To bring incriminating evidence with him in lieu of some hidden bunker in the desert, wreaks of stupidity and lower class means
I just love how they would think that FBI planting evidence. Can I just ask one important question: why the heck would they need to plant evidence when he's basically giving them everything they need?!
@@AndresOspina1018 Not necessarily, like it or not he was the President. That makes this more 'delicate' because while they have to 'proclaim' that NO ONE is above the law; they also have to be careful not to PROJECT that it is OPEN SEASON on _'former Presidents'!_ *We've heard the phrases before about 'being CAREFUL moving forward...!'*
@@AndresOspina1018 They removed another 13 boxes or so from his residence. Don't remember the exact number, but multiple boxes. So obviously they thought they found something. Give it time. We have no idea what was in the boxes. I love that the GOP is going to claim the FBI planted 13 boxes worth...all from backpacks of what is far more likely tactical gear. But given their intelligence, they'll all believe it if FOX airs it.
He's guilty of sin that's why he's taking the fifth but I guess everyone who takes the fifth is guilty. This grifter is shady and all his cronies are in on it too.
Biden: “I do not view abortion as a choice and a right” Also Biden: “women have the right to choose to get an abortion” I can play these games with you all day 👊
I'm sick to death of hearing about the 5th, probably invoked thousands of times by fascistic right-wingers since 'Jan 6th'. Supposedly written to protect the innocent but primarily protecting those guilty scumbags.
Finally a headline that gets the term right. You PLEAD the fifth, not TAKE the fifth, you’re not taking it anywhere. lol. Not surprised it’s Noah and crew getting right. They’re brilliant
I just spit out my drink when the picture popped up of Trump holding the bill he signed making the penalty 5 years with that big goofy grin on his face. THANK YOU KARMA GODS
thank you Trevor for making reality with trump so hilarious because your points are exactly what the rest of us who live in reality with logic are thinking.
Just remember folks, in a criminal trial you are protected from adverse inference if you plead the fifth, but are only sometimes protected in a civil case (it seems to depend on specific details of the case). Also, the New York case isn't a criminal one so... yeah, pleading the fifth very well may allow the judge or jury to say, "yep, guilty"
@@clintonmckenzie1058 I assume that you are referencing the fact that Trump himself said that. If so, yeah, it makes him look like an idiot and a criminal. On the chance that you aren't, here's a scenario where someone might choose to plead the fifth but not be guilty of the crime. They plead the fifth because while they didn't do the crime they are charged with they WERE having a homosexual affair at the time and are more worried about that coming out than they are worried about the potential criminal conviction. There are, of course, much better ways to protect that sensitive bit of their love life, but those would require working WITH their lawyer and the person in question wants to keep it secret even from their lawyer.
Excellent point that Trevor missed. Pleading the Fifth in a civil suit is leaving open the possibility of "adverse inference"...May be used against you. Unlike pleading the Fifth in a criminal suit.
I’m just happy because Trevor seems genuinely happy after the many things he has had go through this year. That makes me so happy to see a deep smile on his face.
I haven’t seen anyone as “quick witted “ since Groucho Marx. Trevor is one amazing guy and will go down in history with Pryor, Marx, Chappell and Murphy.
WHAT PASSED ACT? REMEMBER FACTS ONLY? You would have to know some thing about Trump that all the lawyers even the crooked lawyers and politicians in this country couldn’t find because in the millions and hundreds of millions of dollars they’ve spent investigating the best president the United States has ever had they found nothing absolutely nothing so does that mean that your contacts or where you get your information from is better than every crooked lawyer in the country and better than any combination of corrupt congressman? THATS KINDA WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE SAYING😳 FACTS ONLY! NO CNN OR THIS HOMELESS GUY FACTS ALLOWED!
It's funny how these people will spend so much time talking about fraud that didn't happen and then as soon as someone on their side quite possibly DID commit a very real crime they talk about how impossible that is. Very consistent.
Excellent segment by the Daily Show. Applause on Trump's "remaining silent" bit, the "pit of pronouns" and "oops, I did it again!" line was all well-earned!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This segment is frickin' genius!🤣💕🤣🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leonaza7 ... I don't think they care. It's kind a like a shark feeding frenzy when there is blood in the water. I don't think many people/Republicans have stopped to think about common sense things like the FBI director being a Republican appointed by Trump. Their response seems totally emotionally based ... without thought involved.
Unfortunately, Trump really has been like Wile E. Coyote so far. He keeps getting caught in his own traps, but is always perfectly fine afterwards. (Edited for typo)
Trump is only "perfectly fine" in the eyes of his dimwitted supporters. The rest of our country just rolls its eyes because we witness another reason why this poor excuse for a man should never hold public office.
It hasn't been great. You can spell out item by item what Trump has done that is wrong. His worshippers either refuse to even psychologically acknowledge that the information even exists, switch to blaming someone else for a separate crime as a way to excuse a lack of accountability, or claim "He hasn't been found guilty of anything so he has done nothing wrong" and literally know nothing else about the subject. They don't care about law or standards, it's just worship of a con man and hatred of imaginary enemies.
Trump was like the 4th grade bully who brings more bullies into the playground to rob what he didnt get.He will instigate them to punch up any pupil who gets in his way.Add to that, folks without a moral compass outside banging on the rails with a creepy mob waiting to hang Pence. Whatever anyone thinks of Pence for being a puppet for 4 years, he was the hero in the 2020 election.
Imagine skipping "What do they think they will find?" and going straight to "All this damning evidence they (most likely) will find will be planted by them!"
Pleading the 5th is something a criminal needs to do when the evidence against them is so overwhelming that everything they say can actually incriminate them further, adding to their crimes.
Change that to any _accused,_ because it happens. That is the reason we emphasize that right. For an _actual criminal_ like Donald, it is more essential, because every statement will expose more of his actual guilt.
You are referring to an “Alford plea”. That’s what people plea when they refuse to admit their guilt, but the evidence is overwhelming…not pleading the fifth. Pleading the fifth is the only legal way to avoid answering questions. It does not inherently mean someone has committed a crime.
"The beautiful 5th, A lot of people are saying the 5th is the best amendment, a beautiful amendment, they tried to take it away, but I saved it just like Christmas."
Gee, it's almost like he lied. Who would have ever thought that would be possible? Donald Trump saying one thing and doing the opposite? It's unimaginable.
From Europe: I do believe in the 5th (and it is not necessarily always an admission of guilt(, but I learnt just this morning - thanks to Glenn Kirschner), that pleading the 5th has a different "standing" in a civil lawsuit than in a criminal one. In a civil lawsuit (like this present one) the jury is officially permitted to take it into consideration as such an admission. Also (but this I only know from legal thrillers😃), when things are taken on the basis of a search warrant, they all have to be listed and that list has to be signed off by the owner. If this is correct info, Trump at least must know already what was taken - so, more lies to come ...
In addition, people with presidential pardons are not permitted to plead the fifth as the presidential pardon subverts that clause of the constitution - so the fact that he has pleaded the fifth surely indicates that he doesn't have a pocket pardon?
@@cheekyb71 I would have to look it up, whether presidential pardons cover all cases, or only federal, criminal ones - he plead the fifth in a civil law-suit this time. Does anybody know more about this?
Me again😃 I looked it up. Only FEDERAL crimes are covered by presidential pardons, even state crimes are not (then it is up the relevant governor) - civil law suits never are. So, there may still be a "pocket pardon" that Trump gave himself, but for stuff of national relevance only.
Six hours in a court room , you are the man of the hour, and you take the 5th for 99% of the questions. Six hours. Can a person literally die of boredom?
"I had no choice, my family and I are under attack by an unfounded, politically motivated witch hunt." Actually you did have a choice and you chose to not explain why when you're looking for money you tell lenders you're Daddy Warbucks. Yet when it's tax time, you tell Uncle Sam you're flat busted. To be honest, pleading the 5th is probably the smartest thing you've ever done in your life. (Which is sad, or hilarious, depending on one's point of view.)
All you have to do to shut him up is put him under oath.
Absolute genius statement!!
both are an impossible task...he will "truth" all day and lie under oath at the same time, just give him a toilet to sit on
💯 i been saying that all along
That can be fixed by putting a camera in front of him whole he's testifying and he wouldn't be able to help himself.
His attorneys tried to prep him for three days. Finally they told him to just keep his mouth shut.
"I didn't know he could stop talking."
That reminds me of my niece when she was 4.
Super talkative, and I once asked her why she was talking so much.
Her answer: "If I don't, I lose."
I still don't know what the game was, but I bet Trump is playing it too.
I don't know why but, your niece's answer is very deep to me.
Priceless
That's hilarious 😂
She told you ! The game is ! If I stop talking I loose! Lol
@@kathyk479 *lose
I love the hypocrisy coming from them about "Defunding the FBI", lol.
Oh they LOVE the blue!
Unless.....they're capitol police officers who were working jan 6th!
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 I think they only love the blue that violate civil rights.
They are all hypocrites
and really, what kind of response is that. We even have senators saying that. Imagine that the entire raid was actually staged just to get him. That means you think the entire branch of the FBI should be completely defended?
defund was always a repuke talking point, until one of their own got hit by law enforcement.
Imagine publicly declaring that only guilty people take the fifth, and then taking the fifth as soon as you're actually in trouble.
I retired in January as a Naval Inspector General with 41 years of Federal service. I was required to go to our security department and sign a document that said it I took any classified information home with me, I would be criminally prosecuted. Just sayin...
The difference is you can read and understand basic English.
@@Slowhand871 True, there were a lot of bigly words in that document...lol.
it would have resulted to an even greater consequence if you didn't take time to read that . i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you
I will be surprised if Poo💩tin🥫 already gained access to those documents. Trump has been Poo💩tin🥫's harlot for a while now.
Obama and Clinton can take home documents just the same. FBI don't care.
The fact that he broke his own law just might be the greatest thing Donald Trump has ever done!
He could not even read what he signed as president. I love that he made it a felony. I will be happy when I never need to hear that voice again.
It's funny because 20 years from now, the DOJ will still be "investigating" what was broadcast on every news channel.
"We're building a case and it is looking promising that justice will be swift and severe." - Dept of Justice, 2042
The richest nation on Earth is completely worthless.
Ikr? Looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle was correct in predicting a disastrous future for trump and the GOP, “The best is yet to come!”😂
😅😆🤭
literally Trump: ua-cam.com/video/YyYXvG038dE/v-deo.html
You’re the best Trevor !!! 😍😍😍Thanks for the laughs during these dark and hard times ! We truly need it !!
That last line cuts like a well prepared hot knife slicing through butter: "as for the rest of us, we just wait and see". Despite being a comedy show, you made much sense reminding everyone it's just a routine police investigation that's neither here nor there yet. Kudos @Trevor Noah. You're a gem.
What a Funny and Brilliant Line.. your hot knife into butter quip! Pls read The Economist magazine and note their incredibly funny and educational and most interesting full-page display Ads😇
This segment is well thought. FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago has been a top trending news. If The Daily Show don't talk about it, they could be perceived as left behind. But how to talk about it without being involved in speculation game? By riding on other people's speculation. Pointing out that other people MADE the speculation.
@@lornakim5706 please send me the link. Thank you.
Imagine chanting "lock her up" for years and then whining about politically motivated witch hunts
The woke weakies are getting desperate now …this will backfire and the weaklings who have been leading the past couple years will be in shock 😂
Lol but killary is actually corrupt, but trump is of course is on another level of corrupt
The irony is unbelievable lol The Don shows us his stupidity once again..
Except "Lock her up" Is justified.
@@slimc3769 Only to those who've chosen over and over and over and over again to ignore the countless partisan investigations into her and her husband
Why ignore them? Because those investigations have found nothing over and over and over and over again and those who choose to see themselves as her enemies don't like it.
He could've done that Silence joke for another 20minutes and I would still be rolling 🤣
Preach, Singulair! So true!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're an easy bot.
@@m.w.njoroge7438 hello ma'am, have you benefited from the crypto mining program..
*@Catherine_lambert*
Wouldn’t it be nice to see him be the first person to enjoy the penalties for the law he signed? Oh, what a happy day it’ll be.
He made it from 1 year to 5 years didn't He. Because he had it in for Hillary right.?
A taste of his own medicine 😉
No it wouldn’t be nice. He’s a former President! People like you have made a mockery of our country
@@ma3157 No, you make mockery of our country, our democracy and our freedom. Like it or not, Joe Biden is the president and Trump is going to jail soon. No one is above the law, right?
@@ma3157 No one is above the law. He needs to pay for his lifetime of criminal activities. Such a crook
Trevor. Your show just gets better and better. Thanks for the news disguised as jokes.
It's opinion described as jokes. Trevor is the kind of guys that thinks black people deserve a 6 figure salary and an all expense paid vacation to the moon, free of charge or else you're racist.
@@funveeable People are free to spend their reparations money on whatever they choose. Don't be jealous because your race wasn't forced into brutal slavery for hundreds of years. Don't be greedy.
News is news. Jokes are opinion.
"A day without our hypocrisy and double standards is a wasted day."
Mantra of Republicans
now that the FBI raided trump, the same ppl who were against defunding police, are now calling to defund and eliminate the FBI
Hard to explain that when the current president is Democrat and the media is running cover for him.
Current events are uncovering the hypocrisy of the Democrat party faster than anything Ive ever seen
I can't disagree.
But will add, this is all too prevalent in both parties for my taste and am fed tf up!
It truly boggles the mind. I'm so tired of hearing all of the MAGA bs, it just never ends.
This is hilarious but ALSO true. Thanks for posting brother.
Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the president of the United States" -Donald Trump August 2015
His big mouth will be his downfall.
That actually wasn’t a quote made by Trump according to the fact checking website Snopes. He did however, say “You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” Equally damning but let’s not spread false information like the Republicans do
There is always a Trump quote that can be used perfectly against Trump.
It's almost as if he's unaware that there's a thing called posterity and it remembers everything.
He didn’t actually say this…but I’ll keep the lie alive 😂
_«The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?»_
-- Donald Trump, 2016
Thank you for this
So, according to Chump himself, he's guilty.
most of his cronies and sycophants summoned by the J6C pleaded the 5th over and over again
@@embreis2257 , yeah it ain't no fun when the rabbit has the gun 🔫🐰
Exactly!
"The question now isn't whether Cheeto is a traitor....its whether GOP voters who STILL FOLLOW him are Americans".
VERY well put!!
Why isn’t the “Oldest Party in America” the “Grand Old Party”? What sense does it make to call the youngest of the two that? If the Republicans are the “Grand Old Party”, Democrats must be the “Grander, Older Party”
"Will you shut up, man." -Joe Biden, at the first debate.
That was priceless. It would be a great meme if somebody hasn't already done it.
Biden was helping his opponent by giving him advice he clearly didn't take lol
"Only if I'm under oath" - Trump's response
Biden should of told him 'Your under oath.'
I kinda wished I saw that moment, but I had to distance myself from news of any sorts at that time due to the despair over how absolutely doomed we were at the time...
The sign of true genius is telling a joke that we all know the punchline to and still pulling it off. That's Trevor Noah!
Just a seasoned performer.
He's no genius
Raise your standards.
Wow, you’re literally admitting that he has no new jokes to make and is just recycling them for the last 6 years. What an unoriginal hack
@@mysteryuser7062 No. He's saying that Trevor's delivery is so on-point that a joke will be funny even if you see the punchline coming due to the topic and the setup. That has nothing to do with "recycling" jokes he's made before. Nice try though.
He called himself a criminal when he said anyone claiming the fifth must be guilty or criminal over and over and over again in the past.
You know that NO CONSERVATIVE talk shows or host are going to ever mention that again. They'll find diversions as they've ALWAYS done & started doing already. If they only had a bit of shame ,only a tiny bit.
Listen to The Dollop Episode 300 on him. This orange pustule is more rotten than you could ever possibly imagine.
MAGA= Moscow Agent Governing America
You're brilliant. My happy meter jumps every time I watch your take on the news!
Marjorie Taylor Greene crying "defund the FBI" is hilarious after she spent so long demonizing people who say "defund the police"
Her followers have mosquito brains they forgot everything she said from last week they only know what she says today....
Irony is lost on trumpists.
They have been complaining about cancel culture when boycotting Mr potato head because they don't agree with a small change.
@@rolay7730 And lying about it. They've been whining that Mr. Potatohead is trans now, when in reality Mr Potatohead is still Mr Potatohead, the brand has just changed from Mr Potatohead, to the more broad Potatohead. They literally don't understand reality and are such snowflakes they blow things out of proportion
back the blue until they come for you
Trevor does it again! Sharp humor on a subject that is real and despicable.
You mean your life? Harsh 🤣
@@tioswift3676 Aye relax snowflake with your hurt feelings
No, it's so real life
He is trash...Paid to pretend to be funny
Trump: "Only mobsters plead the 5th!"
Also Trump: "I plead the 5th!"
@Man with Silverado You aren't too bright, are you?
@Man with Silverado Did you even watch the clip? 2:57
@Man with Silverado You didn't exactly specify that you wanted him pleading the fifth in a court
@Man with Silverado Also. Even though it was only a deposition, it is still recorded by minutes. So if the media was truly lying about Trump taking the fifth over 400 times, Trump could have, and would have that recorded deposition shoved in the publics' faces to prove the lying media wrong. No matter what bs you'll try to come up in a response to this, you know i'm speaking facts. His ego would not waste a second proving himself right.
@Man with Silverado "Do you have evidence of him saying it"
Dude. Hands down one of the best impressions of anyone I’ve ever heard.
Donald Trump, 2016: "Imma make the sentence harsher so these idiots will learn their lesson!"
Donald Trump, 2022: "I am the idiot."
trump is living proof that Karma is real.
He done played himself
The question is, will he learn the lesson?
@@echung168
We all know the answer...
@@echung168
Learning is not in trump's universe.
Trevor is totally in his element doing this show
Hi Kate
Facts!
So true!! The Daily Show writers too! Between their brilliance, Trevor perfecting his Trump impression and a live audience…this segment is such a vibe! 😎
This isn’t a show, it’s just propaganda, which is why it gets recommended as an ad that people try to skip out of
@@mysteryuser7062 sounds like Fox News
"This is the world's biggest witch hunt"
Signed: The world's biggest witch
There's a South Park episode about this, and it's from the "Witch Hunt" days.
takes one to know one^^
Yeah, and Trump's the witch
Trever is brilliant. This made my month. 😂
So, according to conservatives, we should always trust the accounts of law enforcement, unless that law enforcement is investigating them?
When they finally arrest Trump, "Please, don't be too nice," "When you guys put (Donald Trump) in the car & you're protecting (his) head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like..., don't hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?"
Remember when Democrats thought there was anything worth investigating? Or did Liberals just do this because they got bored and needed something to celebrate about amidst the worst economic downturn in a century?
@@bigacellc8802 what crime did he commit?
You can also refer to it as "mishandling of confidential information" or "classified information", I chose "federal documents". I apparently have to clarify this as people can't utilize contextual information or inference anything.
Of all the late night hosts I think Trevor does the best trump impression!
Now I want to see Trevor's Trump and Colbert's Eric have a conversation.
I don't think Trevor is funny. Jon Stewart is funny.
@@AstroGremlinAmerican racist
Well, I think Seth and Colbert are equally great, but I admit that tonight's one may have topped them all. Absolutely perfect.
@@AstroGremlinAmerican Then why are you here? This isn't a middle school pep assembly. If you're not interested, you don't have to be here...
"A day without humiliation is a day wasted." - Republicans
RepubliCons! There are no Republicans anymore.
Like Chuck Rhoades in Billions, some NY "Billionaires" are really into this humiliation thing, consciously or unconsciously. I think the FBI finally has him pegged.
The GOP is the most dangerous organisation in today's America
If it ain't broke, we'll fix it. - Republicans.
That requires feeling shame or a sense of irony 😮💨
Salute everyone stay prayed up
"The truth doesn't mind being questioned because it is resilient and consistent, but lies cannot stand up to examination for fear of discovery"
That's right. If Trump hid the nuclear documents under Hunter Bidens laptop, the FBI would refuse to take them. After all, evidence doesn't exist if you refuse to look at it.
@@funveeable That doesn't make any sense. What are you trying to say? Hold up, if it's some half-assed implication of a "witch hunt" or that the FBI are victimising the Tangerine Simpleton, take it elsewhere. Nobody cares about half-cooked conspiracy and vague accusation "theories".
Then why does the left continuesly create safe spaces where they're views can't be challenged? Constantly censoring speech and changing definitions when it doesn't fit the narrative?
@@ransomzuluaga6208 It's almost like everybody on "the left" is the same in your eyes. I smell troll.
Does anyone else think that it's Beautiful that it was Donald himself that made Removing Classified Documents a Felony? Personally I think it is amazing and just a Reminder that Karma is capable of setting you up to destroy yourself, and then helps you do it!
😀👍🏽
No it's always been a felony. He just increased a higher punishment.
Read this yesterday! So awesome!!!
@@bryonsteik7435 Hey, what are you doing here? You’re clearly too intelligent to be watching this low IQ dribble! You’re not supposed to question the Democrats, this show’s entire purpose is to promote them
Not like anything is going to happen to him.
Donald Trump, 2016: "LOCK HER UP!!"
Donald Trump, 2022: "Lock...me up?"
Hillary. skated away and never was held accountable or had to produce her "emails" - and to celebrate that is sad. You all sound like toddlers.
Right, he should've just used bleach bit and smashed cell phones in a mad panic to hide corruption like Hillary did. They have him this time for sure🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump isn't going to jail. Just cause the higher echelons in the FBI are lefties, they can use this stunt as a political move, but it might backfire on 'em...but he isn't going to jail. They got nothing.
One of the best pages. Excellent content, clear, concise and above all, true
If Trump was really a billionaire, on January 7th 2021, we would've never heard from him again.
Dang straight!!
@@margaretwebb389 the CIA would be doing searches in the middle of nowhere, if King Trump was really a billionaire.
He’s extremely greedy.
He only cares about himself
@@jamesturner2126 Great point!! To bring incriminating evidence with him in lieu of some hidden bunker in the desert, wreaks of stupidity and lower class means
One of the best monologues Trevor has ever done! Love it!
He’s a communist. And he’s not even from this country
I just love how they would think that FBI planting evidence. Can I just ask one important question: why the heck would they need to plant evidence when he's basically giving them everything they need?!
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Well obviously they didn’t find anything or he would have been arrested already.
You can't make this up.
@@AndresOspina1018 Not necessarily, like it or not he was the President. That makes this more 'delicate' because while they have to 'proclaim' that NO ONE is above the law; they also have to be careful not to PROJECT that it is OPEN SEASON on _'former Presidents'!_ *We've heard the phrases before about 'being CAREFUL moving forward...!'*
@@AndresOspina1018 They removed another 13 boxes or so from his residence. Don't remember the exact number, but multiple boxes. So obviously they thought they found something. Give it time. We have no idea what was in the boxes. I love that the GOP is going to claim the FBI planted 13 boxes worth...all from backpacks of what is far more likely tactical gear. But given their intelligence, they'll all believe it if FOX airs it.
Our boy Trevor has got his voice downpat!!!🤣 I love it!
The GQP trying to get ahead of this by claiming the FBI planting evidence is like when Trump was claiming a rigged election in 2016. 😂
He was the only one who knew about the rigging, a couple of days after the "Russian" meeting in NYC.
He's guilty of sin that's why he's taking the fifth but I guess everyone who takes the fifth is guilty. This grifter is shady and all his cronies are in on it too.
Isn't it obstruction?
Gop,, trump - same criminals
Does Trump get his ties extra long to cover the fact that he wears a diaper and doesn't have a front zipper?
Fun fact, invoking the 5th can't be used as an indicator of guilt. In a criminal case. Unfortunately for Trump, it CAN be used in a civil case.
@Zippy Thekid Trump's healthcare plan!
@@davel9514 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@davel9514 dannnng
@@davel9514 👏👏👏😂
It can be used if I'm on the jury
So much for "Only criminals plead the fifth." Though in Trump's case, I guess it's accurate for once.
Imagine if Twitter was under oath....
If you hate trump that means you support child trafficking
Better watch, you might get sued for the $10 net worth you have.
Biden: “I do not view abortion as a choice and a right”
Also Biden: “women have the right to choose to get an abortion”
I can play these games with you all day 👊
@Tio
This is about Trump. Try to stay on topic. You can deflect all day and play with yourself.
Dear Trevor; I love, love, love, love your sense of humor
Man, it would be hilarious if he got sent to federal prison for 5 years for breaking his own law. 😄
I'd say it was poetic justice but Trump wouldn't know what that means
CN we name it he plead the 45th?
^^^THIS!!!^^^
Since when does the FBI not immediately arrest someone once they find clear evidence. They didn’t find anything
A five year prison stint, but he only has four years left to live.
If these last couple of years have done anything useful at all, it is to teach/remind us that people show us exactly who they are by what they do.
I'm sick to death of these lying Republicans 🤥 😡😡🤬🤬🤬
Please state the evidence of lies? Cause biden is a liar since winning election!
Correction: I'm sick to death of lying politicians
You’re not alone.
I'm sick to death of hearing about the 5th, probably invoked thousands of times by fascistic right-wingers since 'Jan 6th'. Supposedly written to protect the innocent but primarily protecting those guilty scumbags.
Me too.
Gee! Hilary did several hours in front of Congress! Not once pleading the Fifth! Now who's a disgrace! Huh?
Finally a headline that gets the term right. You PLEAD the fifth, not TAKE the fifth, you’re not taking it anywhere. lol. Not surprised it’s Noah and crew getting right. They’re brilliant
I just spit out my drink when the picture popped up of Trump holding the bill he signed making the penalty 5 years with that big goofy grin on his face. THANK YOU KARMA GODS
Look ma! I can write my name!
Amen
They were looking for his education records and that cognitive test that he “aced” 😂
Don't forget: Trump is *BIGLY* smart. 🤣
Nice one!! End of quote, repeat the line. Nice one!!
🤣🤣 way underrated comment! 👍👏👏
Meanwhile Biden is terrified to take one. He aced it and Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo couldn’t even name the animals correctly 😂😂😂😂
@@carrieg1050 at least Trump didn’t need his nanny to following everywhere and help him put on his coat because he can’t do it himself 😂😂😂
"Donald 'just-look-at-him-now' Trump" + that smile had me dieing omfg
Donald is his own worst enemy…a true narcissistic trait. 😝 love you, Trevor.
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Someone in the audience has a very contagious laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
This episode was great.
I think you might be hearing me.
@@B_Bodziak noooo. If it’s really you we gotta become friends 😅😅😅😅😅
thank you Trevor for making reality with trump so hilarious because your points are exactly what the rest of us who live in reality with logic are thinking.
Exactly!!!
So well put, Moustache!👍🏾🤣
Trevor, thanks for making my day…again! 🤣
Just remember folks, in a criminal trial you are protected from adverse inference if you plead the fifth, but are only sometimes protected in a civil case (it seems to depend on specific details of the case). Also, the New York case isn't a criminal one so... yeah, pleading the fifth very well may allow the judge or jury to say, "yep, guilty"
Only criminals pleed the5th
@@clintonmckenzie1058 I assume that you are referencing the fact that Trump himself said that. If so, yeah, it makes him look like an idiot and a criminal.
On the chance that you aren't, here's a scenario where someone might choose to plead the fifth but not be guilty of the crime. They plead the fifth because while they didn't do the crime they are charged with they WERE having a homosexual affair at the time and are more worried about that coming out than they are worried about the potential criminal conviction. There are, of course, much better ways to protect that sensitive bit of their love life, but those would require working WITH their lawyer and the person in question wants to keep it secret even from their lawyer.
Nope….it says if you want it come and get it. Why help you?
Excellent point that Trevor missed. Pleading the Fifth in a civil suit is leaving open the possibility of "adverse inference"...May be used against you. Unlike pleading the Fifth in a criminal suit.
Biden 2024! Thumb up this comment, or else you're a Trump supporter!
I love that Trevor Noah’s impression of Biden is just him saying “Come on man!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime he speaks like Trump tears flow out my ears 😂😂😂
No man. I expected him to seal it by miming a remote the way Joe keeps shaking hands with the air.
@@MegaBIBILICIOUS Huh??
@@janicecastellanos8091 thought he'd complete imitating Joe
@@MegaBIBILICIOUS Everytime he does that I think of Ricky Bobby.
I’m just happy because Trevor seems genuinely happy after the many things he has had go through this year. That makes me so happy to see a deep smile on his face.
What happened to him
@@kokonutt9987 he lost his grandma
@@moniquewrites9046 Gogo ❤️❤️❤️ I’m so happy to have learned about his grandma. Super smart, strong and spunky woman!
@@moniquewrites9046 oh.
This is a true Karma Boomerang, well done Donald!
It would be sweet justice if he gets locked up for 5 years for mishandling classified documents.
And a couple more for tax evasion
added onto the life sentence for treason.
sad thing is, if he were to say that he did it because he ran out of toilet paper, Fox news would believe him.
How about 5 years for EACH document, served consecutively.
Make it 50.
I’m loving every minute of this. 😂🤣😂🤣
Thanks Trevor
After the events of the past few weeks it helps to laugh
i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you
I haven’t seen anyone as “quick witted “ since Groucho Marx. Trevor is one amazing guy and will go down in history with
Pryor, Marx, Chappell and Murphy.
i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you
AMEN absolutely ^^ Xoxo ⚓✨
Don't forget Fluffy!!! Jimmy Yang!!!
And jon Stewart
His impersonation of Trump silent and quiet could go on for hours, hilarious!
Truth, Patrick! I wanted him to go on for at least a couple more minutes!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trevor and his team are simply amazing!!
Its a gift that keeps giving
When you thought Trump being shut up wouldnt land him in trouble, his past act will
WHAT PASSED ACT? REMEMBER FACTS ONLY? You would have to know some thing about Trump that all the lawyers even the crooked lawyers and politicians in this country couldn’t find because in the millions and hundreds of millions of dollars they’ve spent investigating the best president the United States has ever had they found nothing absolutely nothing so does that mean that your contacts or where you get your information from is better than every crooked lawyer in the country and better than any combination of corrupt congressman?
THATS KINDA WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE SAYING😳
FACTS ONLY! NO CNN OR THIS HOMELESS GUY FACTS ALLOWED!
Trevor Noah , you are the man. Your Trumpf impression is spot on 💯💯
This show with Trevor is everything. 🤭
It's funny how these people will spend so much time talking about fraud that didn't happen and then as soon as someone on their side quite possibly DID commit a very real crime they talk about how impossible that is. Very consistent.
"Zwei und zwei sind fünf wen Der Fuhrer es wil." Hermann Goering, greatest sycophant of Adolph Shickelgruber
Trevor Noah's jokes are so top notch. I effortlessly laugh. Its geniously hilarious
Excellent segment by the Daily Show. Applause on Trump's "remaining silent" bit, the "pit of pronouns" and "oops, I did it again!" line was all well-earned!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This segment is frickin' genius!🤣💕🤣🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How soon republicans forget that the FBI director is a republican and a Trump appointee...
@Leonaza7 ... I don't think they care. It's kind a like a shark feeding frenzy when there is blood in the water. I don't think many people/Republicans have stopped to think about common sense things like the FBI director being a Republican appointed by Trump. Their response seems totally emotionally based ... without thought involved.
These people 🤣
They are not that bright you know
Trump pleads the 5th and Giuliani drank the fifth
You are hilarious Trevor, I absolutely love your show!! 😂💓🤘✌️
That " so quiet" bit was perfectly done! 👋👋👋👋👋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trevor’s Trump impersonation is truly unmatched 😭😭😭
There is a new SNL actor that does the best Trump impression. Sounds EXACTLY like trump.
@@cmansos6236 James Austin Johnson
Trevor is the man!!!! Love you Trevor!!!!
J-L Cauvin
Unfortunately, Trump really has been like Wile E. Coyote so far. He keeps getting caught in his own traps, but is always perfectly fine afterwards.
(Edited for typo)
Trump is only "perfectly fine" in the eyes of his dimwitted supporters. The rest of our country just rolls its eyes because we witness another reason why this poor excuse for a man should never hold public office.
Ah, there's the rub.
It hasn't been great. You can spell out item by item what Trump has done that is wrong. His worshippers either refuse to even psychologically acknowledge that the information even exists, switch to blaming someone else for a separate crime as a way to excuse a lack of accountability, or claim "He hasn't been found guilty of anything so he has done nothing wrong" and literally know nothing else about the subject. They don't care about law or standards, it's just worship of a con man and hatred of imaginary enemies.
💯
Trump was like the 4th grade bully who brings more bullies into the playground to rob what he didnt get.He will instigate them to punch up any pupil who gets in his way.Add to that, folks without a moral compass outside banging on the rails with a creepy mob waiting to hang Pence. Whatever anyone thinks of Pence for being a puppet for 4 years, he was the hero in the 2020 election.
Imagine skipping "What do they think they will find?" and going straight to "All this damning evidence they (most likely) will find will be planted by them!"
Trevor I need to watch your show more. You are so fun to watch.
"The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" -- Donald J. Trump (2016)
.. .Mobster #45 😆
Tre45on
Funny how one's words come back to haunt one.
the prosecutors should of brought it up that quote.
@@desertduck10 T-Rump appointed judge, appointed FBI guy are all biting him in the hindquarters 🤣🤣🤣
Pleading the 5th is something a criminal needs to do when the evidence against them is so overwhelming that everything they say can actually incriminate them further, adding to their crimes.
And to prevent incrimination to other crimes, let us not forget that.
Change that to any _accused,_ because it happens. That is the reason we emphasize that right. For an _actual criminal_ like Donald, it is more essential, because every statement will expose more of his actual guilt.
You are referring to an “Alford plea”. That’s what people plea when they refuse to admit their guilt, but the evidence is overwhelming…not pleading the fifth. Pleading the fifth is the only legal way to avoid answering questions. It does not inherently mean someone has committed a crime.
@@yesterdayitrained according to Donald Trump, if you plead the 5th it means you're guilty
"The beautiful 5th, A lot of people are saying the 5th is the best amendment, a beautiful amendment, they tried to take it away, but I saved it just like Christmas."
I heard this in Trevor's Trump voice.
😂
🤣
so beautiful 🙌 very beautiful (in Trump's voice)
@@jc6800 With the hand gestures of his impersonation as well.
Ohh The way Trevor said "Donald Just-look-at-him Trump" was just epic. Love you Trevor.
Love from India ❤💜
Fantastic video. You turned our national nightmare into something that made me laugh about it. Thanks!
"Only guilty people plea the fifth"
- Trump, 2016
Trev does 45 better than everyone else who think they have him down.
not Alec Baldwin
couldn't agree more.
@Robin Justice I disagree. He does Trump beautifully.
Guess you never heard of azerrz
I gotta say, that new guy from SNL (James Austin Johnson) really has him down. But Noah's funnier.
Taking secret documents out of a government building could send you to prison for five years, and is a FELONY
Oops!!!
I love it when Trevor laughs at himself after doing a bit😄
What makes him laugh is the crew losing their $#!+ Watching him.
Pleading the 5th in a civil matter,
means that you did what you are accused of doing!!!!
He previously stated pleading the 5th means you’re hiding something so there ya go. Btw I absolutely love you.
Gee, it's almost like he lied. Who would have ever thought that would be possible?
Donald Trump saying one thing and doing the opposite? It's unimaginable.
And in civil cases like this, it is basically an admission of guilt and must be taken into consideration.
This was beautiful 👍
From Europe: I do believe in the 5th (and it is not necessarily always an admission of guilt(, but I learnt just this morning - thanks to Glenn Kirschner), that pleading the 5th has a different "standing" in a civil lawsuit than in a criminal one. In a civil lawsuit (like this present one) the jury is officially permitted to take it into consideration as such an admission.
Also (but this I only know from legal thrillers😃), when things are taken on the basis of a search warrant, they all have to be listed and that list has to be signed off by the owner. If this is correct info, Trump at least must know already what was taken - so, more lies to come ...
This is correct on both counts.
He could show us the search warrant and point out how the evidence they used to obtain it is false. I wonder why he isn't doing that.
In addition, people with presidential pardons are not permitted to plead the fifth as the presidential pardon subverts that clause of the constitution - so the fact that he has pleaded the fifth surely indicates that he doesn't have a pocket pardon?
@@cheekyb71 I would have to look it up, whether presidential pardons cover all cases, or only federal, criminal ones - he plead the fifth in a civil law-suit this time. Does anybody know more about this?
Me again😃 I looked it up. Only FEDERAL crimes are covered by presidential pardons, even state crimes are not (then it is up the relevant governor) - civil law suits never are. So, there may still be a "pocket pardon" that Trump gave himself, but for stuff of national relevance only.
Six hours in a court room , you are the man of the hour, and you take the 5th for 99% of the questions. Six hours. Can a person literally die of boredom?
Now that he took the fifth in a civil matter, it can be used as admission of guilt in a criminal trial.
yep, pleading the 5th is just pleading guilty
We need you to come back Trevor!! ❤❤ There is so much more comedy gold to be said about him!!
He put 5 years on Mishandling government documents?😂🤣🤣😂
Oh😂🤣🤣this poetic justice.🤣😂
His lawyers know that once he starts talking he can't stop.
You are correct.
One of his many addictions (talking)
Diarrhea of the mouth, all foul, smells horrid, and can't stop....agent orange
"I had no choice, my family and I are under attack by an unfounded, politically motivated witch hunt." Actually you did have a choice and you chose to not explain why when you're looking for money you tell lenders you're Daddy Warbucks. Yet when it's tax time, you tell Uncle Sam you're flat busted. To be honest, pleading the 5th is probably the smartest thing you've ever done in your life. (Which is sad, or hilarious, depending on one's point of view.)
yah honestly,
Honest thing he’s ever said was he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose supporters.
If it's "unfounded", there's no risk of self-incrimination...
Not so smart because in a civil case, pleading the 5th CAN be made known to the jury and considered when deliberating a verdict.
@@jeepliving1 This isn't a civil case, tax dodging is criminal.
One of your best performances Trevor. Keep it up. John Oliver is shacking 🚀🇿🇦