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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2022
  • Donald Trump pleads the fifth during his deposition in a New York State tax fraud investigation, and MAGA supporters claim the FBI planted evidence at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Рік тому +2947

    Anyone being investigated by the FBI is not qualified to be the president of the United States" -Donald Trump August 2015

    • @desertduck10
      @desertduck10 Рік тому +1

      His big mouth will be his downfall.

    • @colechapman3382
      @colechapman3382 Рік тому

      That actually wasn’t a quote made by Trump according to the fact checking website Snopes. He did however, say “You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” Equally damning but let’s not spread false information like the Republicans do

    • @lunlunqq
      @lunlunqq Рік тому +318

      There is always a Trump quote that can be used perfectly against Trump.

    • @carlosspeicywiener7018
      @carlosspeicywiener7018 Рік тому +105

      It's almost as if he's unaware that there's a thing called posterity and it remembers everything.

    • @bradb6323
      @bradb6323 Рік тому +17

      He didn’t actually say this…but I’ll keep the lie alive 😂

  • @Grammy52
    @Grammy52 Рік тому +1188

    All you have to do to shut him up is put him under oath.

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Рік тому +38

      Absolute genius statement!!

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Рік тому +24

      both are an impossible task...he will "truth" all day and lie under oath at the same time, just give him a toilet to sit on

    • @granmachuca
      @granmachuca Рік тому +5

      💯 i been saying that all along

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Рік тому +20

      That can be fixed by putting a camera in front of him whole he's testifying and he wouldn't be able to help himself.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Рік тому +22

      His attorneys tried to prep him for three days. Finally they told him to just keep his mouth shut.

  • @KingBobXVI
    @KingBobXVI Рік тому +128

    Imagine publicly declaring that only guilty people take the fifth, and then taking the fifth as soon as you're actually in trouble.

  • @NgoziAsoya
    @NgoziAsoya Рік тому +30

    That last line cuts like a well prepared hot knife slicing through butter: "as for the rest of us, we just wait and see". Despite being a comedy show, you made much sense reminding everyone it's just a routine police investigation that's neither here nor there yet. Kudos @Trevor Noah. You're a gem.

    • @lornakim5706
      @lornakim5706 Рік тому +3

      What a Funny and Brilliant Line.. your hot knife into butter quip! Pls read The Economist magazine and note their incredibly funny and educational and most interesting full-page display Ads😇

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 Рік тому +2

      This segment is well thought. FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago has been a top trending news. If The Daily Show don't talk about it, they could be perceived as left behind. But how to talk about it without being involved in speculation game? By riding on other people's speculation. Pointing out that other people MADE the speculation.

    • @NgoziAsoya
      @NgoziAsoya Рік тому

      @@lornakim5706 please send me the link. Thank you.

  • @Epoch11
    @Epoch11 Рік тому +3578

    The fact that he broke his own law just might be the greatest thing Donald Trump has ever done!

    • @MsRedsphere
      @MsRedsphere Рік тому +170

      He could not even read what he signed as president. I love that he made it a felony. I will be happy when I never need to hear that voice again.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Рік тому

      It's funny because 20 years from now, the DOJ will still be "investigating" what was broadcast on every news channel.
      "We're building a case and it is looking promising that justice will be swift and severe." - Dept of Justice, 2042
      The richest nation on Earth is completely worthless.

    • @janmay7961
      @janmay7961 Рік тому +114

      Ikr? Looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle was correct in predicting a disastrous future for trump and the GOP, “The best is yet to come!”😂

    • @tlotlomabiletsa4180
      @tlotlomabiletsa4180 Рік тому +11

      😅😆🤭

    • @terrifictomato262
      @terrifictomato262 Рік тому

      literally Trump: ua-cam.com/video/YyYXvG038dE/v-deo.html

  • @FinGeek4now
    @FinGeek4now Рік тому +730

    I love the hypocrisy coming from them about "Defunding the FBI", lol.

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Рік тому +84

      Oh they LOVE the blue!
      Unless.....they're capitol police officers who were working jan 6th!

    • @FinGeek4now
      @FinGeek4now Рік тому +1

      @@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 I think they only love the blue that violate civil rights.

    • @desertduck10
      @desertduck10 Рік тому +61

      They are all hypocrites

    • @wipeoutxl21
      @wipeoutxl21 Рік тому +14

      and really, what kind of response is that. We even have senators saying that. Imagine that the entire raid was actually staged just to get him. That means you think the entire branch of the FBI should be completely defended?

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Рік тому +34

      defund was always a repuke talking point, until one of their own got hit by law enforcement.

  • @heygodders73
    @heygodders73 Рік тому +43

    Trevor. Your show just gets better and better. Thanks for the news disguised as jokes.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Рік тому

      It's opinion described as jokes. Trevor is the kind of guys that thinks black people deserve a 6 figure salary and an all expense paid vacation to the moon, free of charge or else you're racist.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Рік тому

      ​@@funveeable People are free to spend their reparations money on whatever they choose. Don't be jealous because your race wasn't forced into brutal slavery for hundreds of years. Don't be greedy.
      News is news. Jokes are opinion.

  • @MAgaSUXX
    @MAgaSUXX Рік тому +53

    "The question now isn't whether Cheeto is a traitor....its whether GOP voters who STILL FOLLOW him are Americans".

    • @PeacePlease.
      @PeacePlease. Рік тому +1

      VERY well put!!

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Рік тому

      Why isn’t the “Oldest Party in America” the “Grand Old Party”? What sense does it make to call the youngest of the two that? If the Republicans are the “Grand Old Party”, Democrats must be the “Grander, Older Party”

  • @JeromeBellon
    @JeromeBellon Рік тому +618

    "I didn't know he could stop talking."
    That reminds me of my niece when she was 4.
    Super talkative, and I once asked her why she was talking so much.
    Her answer: "If I don't, I lose."
    I still don't know what the game was, but I bet Trump is playing it too.

    • @bentontramell
      @bentontramell Рік тому +65

      I don't know why but, your niece's answer is very deep to me.

    • @GoldenLady1007
      @GoldenLady1007 Рік тому +15

      Priceless

    • @katalac
      @katalac Рік тому +20

      That's hilarious 😂

    • @kathyk479
      @kathyk479 Рік тому +16

      She told you ! The game is ! If I stop talking I loose! Lol

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade Рік тому +1

      @@kathyk479 *lose

  • @atticusrex2691
    @atticusrex2691 Рік тому +1568

    Imagine chanting "lock her up" for years and then whining about politically motivated witch hunts

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 Рік тому

      The woke weakies are getting desperate now …this will backfire and the weaklings who have been leading the past couple years will be in shock 😂

    • @5roductionz1466
      @5roductionz1466 Рік тому +1

      Lol but killary is actually corrupt, but trump is of course is on another level of corrupt

    • @bigdaddy9926
      @bigdaddy9926 Рік тому

      The irony is unbelievable lol The Don shows us his stupidity once again..

    • @slimc3769
      @slimc3769 Рік тому +16

      Except "Lock her up" Is justified.

    • @FlyingDwarfman
      @FlyingDwarfman Рік тому

      ​@@slimc3769 Only to those who've chosen over and over and over and over again to ignore the countless partisan investigations into her and her husband
      Why ignore them? Because those investigations have found nothing over and over and over and over again and those who choose to see themselves as her enemies don't like it.

  • @lukerussell3782
    @lukerussell3782 Рік тому +8

    Dude. Hands down one of the best impressions of anyone I’ve ever heard.

  • @Manikese
    @Manikese Рік тому +3

    Trever is brilliant. This made my month. 😂

  • @kattat9376
    @kattat9376 Рік тому +249

    I retired in January as a Naval Inspector General with 41 years of Federal service. I was required to go to our security department and sign a document that said it I took any classified information home with me, I would be criminally prosecuted. Just sayin...

    • @Slowhand871
      @Slowhand871 Рік тому +38

      The difference is you can read and understand basic English.

    • @kattat9376
      @kattat9376 Рік тому +25

      @@Slowhand871 True, there were a lot of bigly words in that document...lol.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Рік тому

      it would have resulted to an even greater consequence if you didn't take time to read that . i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

    • @mohammedallah8083
      @mohammedallah8083 Рік тому +5

      I will be surprised if Poo💩tin🥫 already gained access to those documents. Trump has been Poo💩tin🥫's harlot for a while now.

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Рік тому

      Obama and Clinton can take home documents just the same. FBI don't care.

  • @tatasonfelix
    @tatasonfelix Рік тому +1470

    "A day without our hypocrisy and double standards is a wasted day."
    Mantra of Republicans

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Рік тому

      now that the FBI raided trump, the same ppl who were against defunding police, are now calling to defund and eliminate the FBI

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Рік тому

      Hard to explain that when the current president is Democrat and the media is running cover for him.
      Current events are uncovering the hypocrisy of the Democrat party faster than anything Ive ever seen

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Рік тому +18

      I can't disagree.
      But will add, this is all too prevalent in both parties for my taste and am fed tf up!

    • @andrewd5185
      @andrewd5185 Рік тому +35

      It truly boggles the mind. I'm so tired of hearing all of the MAGA bs, it just never ends.

    • @docraineyIII
      @docraineyIII Рік тому +7

      This is hilarious but ALSO true. Thanks for posting brother.

  • @dm4859
    @dm4859 Рік тому +5

    You're brilliant. My happy meter jumps every time I watch your take on the news!

  • @moisentakirutimana9860
    @moisentakirutimana9860 Рік тому +2

    Hahahah..Trevo, you make my day. I'm still laughing bcz of how you imitate Joe Biden. Following your show from East Africa

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +366

    "Will you shut up, man." -Joe Biden, at the first debate.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Рік тому +42

      That was priceless. It would be a great meme if somebody hasn't already done it.

    • @xtuffcookiex
      @xtuffcookiex Рік тому

      Biden was helping his opponent by giving him advice he clearly didn't take lol

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Рік тому +27

      "Only if I'm under oath" - Trump's response

    • @diegosuarez1563
      @diegosuarez1563 Рік тому +13

      Biden should of told him 'Your under oath.'

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Рік тому +9

      I kinda wished I saw that moment, but I had to distance myself from news of any sorts at that time due to the despair over how absolutely doomed we were at the time...

  • @mannym1171
    @mannym1171 Рік тому +582

    Wouldn’t it be nice to see him be the first person to enjoy the penalties for the law he signed? Oh, what a happy day it’ll be.

    • @perryvenney5622
      @perryvenney5622 Рік тому +12

      He made it from 1 year to 5 years didn't He. Because he had it in for Hillary right.?

    • @goldflo91
      @goldflo91 Рік тому +15

      A taste of his own medicine 😉

    • @ma3157
      @ma3157 Рік тому +1

      No it wouldn’t be nice. He’s a former President! People like you have made a mockery of our country

    • @mannym1171
      @mannym1171 Рік тому +1

      @@ma3157 No, you make mockery of our country, our democracy and our freedom. Like it or not, Joe Biden is the president and Trump is going to jail soon. No one is above the law, right?

    • @DrStellOO
      @DrStellOO Рік тому +31

      @@ma3157 No one is above the law. He needs to pay for his lifetime of criminal activities. Such a crook

  • @Wolfattwilight6986
    @Wolfattwilight6986 Рік тому +1

    "Donald 'just-look-at-him-now' Trump" + that smile had me dieing omfg

  • @elizabethrios7759
    @elizabethrios7759 Рік тому +4

    Our boy Trevor has got his voice downpat!!!🤣 I love it!

  • @MelkorPT
    @MelkorPT Рік тому +1637

    _«The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?»_
    -- Donald Trump, 2016

    • @MassageDiaries
      @MassageDiaries Рік тому +25

      Thank you for this

    • @pharoah1200
      @pharoah1200 Рік тому +62

      So, according to Chump himself, he's guilty.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Рік тому +41

      most of his cronies and sycophants summoned by the J6C pleaded the 5th over and over again

    • @pharoah1200
      @pharoah1200 Рік тому +30

      @@embreis2257 , yeah it ain't no fun when the rabbit has the gun 🔫🐰

    • @juliewagner8240
      @juliewagner8240 Рік тому +3

      Exactly!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +1177

    Donald Trump, 2016: "Imma make the sentence harsher so these idiots will learn their lesson!"
    Donald Trump, 2022: "I am the idiot."

    • @medusaspupil
      @medusaspupil Рік тому +56

      trump is living proof that Karma is real.

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee Рік тому +49

      He done played himself

    • @echung168
      @echung168 Рік тому +20

      The question is, will he learn the lesson?

    • @MR-intel
      @MR-intel Рік тому +20

      @@echung168
      We all know the answer...

    • @liman42
      @liman42 Рік тому +20

      @@echung168
      Learning is not in trump's universe.

  • @yongj
    @yongj Рік тому +3

    This is a true Karma Boomerang, well done Donald!

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 Рік тому +2

    Taking secret documents out of a government building could send you to prison for five years, and is a FELONY
    Oops!!!

  • @HotDogTimeMachine385
    @HotDogTimeMachine385 Рік тому +385

    Marjorie Taylor Greene crying "defund the FBI" is hilarious after she spent so long demonizing people who say "defund the police"

    • @Ultima_Weapon_Rasiel
      @Ultima_Weapon_Rasiel Рік тому

      Her followers have mosquito brains they forgot everything she said from last week they only know what she says today....

    • @leonieromanes7265
      @leonieromanes7265 Рік тому +51

      Irony is lost on trumpists.

    • @rolay7730
      @rolay7730 Рік тому +23

      They have been complaining about cancel culture when boycotting Mr potato head because they don't agree with a small change.

    • @HotDogTimeMachine385
      @HotDogTimeMachine385 Рік тому +13

      @@rolay7730 And lying about it. They've been whining that Mr. Potatohead is trans now, when in reality Mr Potatohead is still Mr Potatohead, the brand has just changed from Mr Potatohead, to the more broad Potatohead. They literally don't understand reality and are such snowflakes they blow things out of proportion

    • @mattt8889
      @mattt8889 Рік тому +16

      back the blue until they come for you

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight Рік тому +244

    He could've done that Silence joke for another 20minutes and I would still be rolling 🤣

    • @m.w.njoroge7438
      @m.w.njoroge7438 Рік тому +3

      Preach, Singulair! So true!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acornsucks2111
      @acornsucks2111 Рік тому

      You're an easy bot.

    • @GregGeorge189
      @GregGeorge189 Рік тому

      @@m.w.njoroge7438 hello ma'am, have you benefited from the crypto mining program..

    • @GregGeorge189
      @GregGeorge189 Рік тому

      *@Catherine_lambert*

  • @m.w.njoroge7438
    @m.w.njoroge7438 Рік тому +1

    Excellent segment by the Daily Show. Applause on Trump's "remaining silent" bit, the "pit of pronouns" and "oops, I did it again!" line was all well-earned!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This segment is frickin' genius!🤣💕🤣🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardnedbalek1968
    @richardnedbalek1968 Рік тому +3

    Trevor, thanks for making my day…again! 🤣

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Рік тому +785

    Trevor is totally in his element doing this show

    • @Root__314
      @Root__314 Рік тому +2

      Hi Kate

    • @LEM19284
      @LEM19284 Рік тому +5

      Facts!

    • @purrehype
      @purrehype Рік тому +13

      So true!! The Daily Show writers too! Between their brilliance, Trevor perfecting his Trump impression and a live audience…this segment is such a vibe! 😎

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Рік тому +4

      This isn’t a show, it’s just propaganda, which is why it gets recommended as an ad that people try to skip out of

    • @rkymtnchi503
      @rkymtnchi503 Рік тому +22

      @@mysteryuser7062 sounds like Fox News

  • @Gottenhimfella
    @Gottenhimfella Рік тому +327

    "This is the world's biggest witch hunt"
    Signed: The world's biggest witch

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Рік тому +4

      There's a South Park episode about this, and it's from the "Witch Hunt" days.

    • @mho...
      @mho... Рік тому +2

      takes one to know one^^

    • @cherylbernal3096
      @cherylbernal3096 Рік тому

      Yeah, and Trump's the witch

  • @antoniomartinez6722
    @antoniomartinez6722 Рік тому +2

    One of the best pages. Excellent content, clear, concise and above all, true

  • @nymeria5013
    @nymeria5013 Рік тому +2

    Dear Trevor; I love, love, love, love your sense of humor

  • @thedapperdolphin1590
    @thedapperdolphin1590 Рік тому +122

    So, according to conservatives, we should always trust the accounts of law enforcement, unless that law enforcement is investigating them?

    • @bigacellc8802
      @bigacellc8802 Рік тому +9

      When they finally arrest Trump, "Please, don't be too nice," "When you guys put (Donald Trump) in the car & you're protecting (his) head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like..., don't hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?"

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Рік тому

      Remember when Democrats thought there was anything worth investigating? Or did Liberals just do this because they got bored and needed something to celebrate about amidst the worst economic downturn in a century?

    • @acornsucks2111
      @acornsucks2111 Рік тому +1

      @@bigacellc8802 what crime did he commit?

    • @en3128
      @en3128 Рік тому +2

      You can also refer to it as "mishandling of confidential information" or "classified information", I chose "federal documents". I apparently have to clarify this as people can't utilize contextual information or inference anything.

  • @FkSeditiousChristofascists
    @FkSeditiousChristofascists Рік тому +908

    The sign of true genius is telling a joke that we all know the punchline to and still pulling it off. That's Trevor Noah!

    • @bargh70
      @bargh70 Рік тому +12

      Just a seasoned performer.

    • @haydensmith7551
      @haydensmith7551 Рік тому +7

      He's no genius

    • @timorean320
      @timorean320 Рік тому +4

      Raise your standards.

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Рік тому +3

      Wow, you’re literally admitting that he has no new jokes to make and is just recycling them for the last 6 years. What an unoriginal hack

    • @thefreddman7771
      @thefreddman7771 Рік тому +53

      @@mysteryuser7062 No. He's saying that Trevor's delivery is so on-point that a joke will be funny even if you see the punchline coming due to the topic and the setup. That has nothing to do with "recycling" jokes he's made before. Nice try though.

  • @susanbaldwin2771
    @susanbaldwin2771 Рік тому

    Thank you, Trevor!

  • @sibusisoxaba8254
    @sibusisoxaba8254 Рік тому +1

    One of your best performances Trevor. Keep it up. John Oliver is shacking 🚀🇿🇦

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Рік тому +269

    He called himself a criminal when he said anyone claiming the fifth must be guilty or criminal over and over and over again in the past.

    • @Luvvamanwayne
      @Luvvamanwayne Рік тому +27

      You know that NO CONSERVATIVE talk shows or host are going to ever mention that again. They'll find diversions as they've ALWAYS done & started doing already. If they only had a bit of shame ,only a tiny bit.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому

      Listen to The Dollop Episode 300 on him. This orange pustule is more rotten than you could ever possibly imagine.

    • @intlvoiceofreason9239
      @intlvoiceofreason9239 Рік тому

      MAGA= Moscow Agent Governing America

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life Рік тому +382

    Trump: "Only mobsters plead the 5th!"
    Also Trump: "I plead the 5th!"

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Рік тому +14

      @Man with Silverado You aren't too bright, are you?

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Рік тому +9

      @Man with Silverado Did you even watch the clip? 2:57

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Рік тому +4

      @Man with Silverado You didn't exactly specify that you wanted him pleading the fifth in a court

    • @ItzDeploy
      @ItzDeploy Рік тому

      @Man with Silverado Also. Even though it was only a deposition, it is still recorded by minutes. So if the media was truly lying about Trump taking the fifth over 400 times, Trump could have, and would have that recorded deposition shoved in the publics' faces to prove the lying media wrong. No matter what bs you'll try to come up in a response to this, you know i'm speaking facts. His ego would not waste a second proving himself right.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Рік тому +1

      @Man with Silverado "Do you have evidence of him saying it"

  • @specopps6694
    @specopps6694 Рік тому +1

    Salute everyone stay prayed up

  • @rosealexander9007
    @rosealexander9007 Рік тому +2

    Trevor I need to watch your show more. You are so fun to watch.

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Рік тому +439

    "A day without humiliation is a day wasted." - Republicans

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 Рік тому

      RepubliCons! There are no Republicans anymore.

    • @aconsideredmoment
      @aconsideredmoment Рік тому +6

      Like Chuck Rhoades in Billions, some NY "Billionaires" are really into this humiliation thing, consciously or unconsciously. I think the FBI finally has him pegged.

    • @factstrumpprejudice6740
      @factstrumpprejudice6740 Рік тому +1

      The GOP is the most dangerous organisation in today's America

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Рік тому +10

      If it ain't broke, we'll fix it. - Republicans.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Рік тому +3

      That requires feeling shame or a sense of irony 😮‍💨

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +188

    Donald Trump, 2016: "LOCK HER UP!!"
    Donald Trump, 2022: "Lock...me up?"

    • @jennie413
      @jennie413 Рік тому

      Hillary. skated away and never was held accountable or had to produce her "emails" - and to celebrate that is sad. You all sound like toddlers.

    • @TANKS3V3N
      @TANKS3V3N Рік тому +1

      Right, he should've just used bleach bit and smashed cell phones in a mad panic to hide corruption like Hillary did. They have him this time for sure🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump isn't going to jail. Just cause the higher echelons in the FBI are lefties, they can use this stunt as a political move, but it might backfire on 'em...but he isn't going to jail. They got nothing.

  • @ThatGuy-xg5hj
    @ThatGuy-xg5hj Рік тому

    That " so quiet" bit was perfectly done! 👋👋👋👋👋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @libinthathappilly
    @libinthathappilly Рік тому

    Ohh The way Trevor said "Donald Just-look-at-him Trump" was just epic. Love you Trevor.
    Love from India ❤💜

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 Рік тому +452

    Of all the late night hosts I think Trevor does the best trump impression!

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +21

      Now I want to see Trevor's Trump and Colbert's Eric have a conversation.

    • @AstroGremlinAmerican
      @AstroGremlinAmerican Рік тому +2

      I don't think Trevor is funny. Jon Stewart is funny.

    • @playtoearngaming4858
      @playtoearngaming4858 Рік тому

      @@AstroGremlinAmerican racist

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Рік тому +5

      Well, I think Seth and Colbert are equally great, but I admit that tonight's one may have topped them all. Absolutely perfect.

    • @FlyingDwarfman
      @FlyingDwarfman Рік тому +17

      @@AstroGremlinAmerican Then why are you here? This isn't a middle school pep assembly. If you're not interested, you don't have to be here...

  • @duke227
    @duke227 Рік тому +438

    Trevor does it again! Sharp humor on a subject that is real and despicable.

  • @cathypoags9054
    @cathypoags9054 Рік тому +11

    I haven’t seen anyone as “quick witted “ since Groucho Marx. Trevor is one amazing guy and will go down in history with
    Pryor, Marx, Chappell and Murphy.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Рік тому +1

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

    • @lornakim5706
      @lornakim5706 Рік тому +1

      AMEN absolutely ^^ Xoxo ⚓✨

    • @notpub
      @notpub Рік тому +1

      Don't forget Fluffy!!! Jimmy Yang!!!

    • @AdamWaltersPDX
      @AdamWaltersPDX Рік тому +1

      And jon Stewart

  • @lucasmoore8801
    @lucasmoore8801 Рік тому +1

    We need you to come back Trevor!! ❤❤ There is so much more comedy gold to be said about him!!

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Рік тому +1819

    If Trump was really a billionaire, on January 7th 2021, we would've never heard from him again.

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Рік тому +61

      Dang straight!!

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Рік тому

      @@margaretwebb389 the CIA would be doing searches in the middle of nowhere, if King Trump was really a billionaire.

    • @elizabethawomanofgod4810
      @elizabethawomanofgod4810 Рік тому +37

      He’s extremely greedy.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman Рік тому +33

      He only cares about himself

    • @margaretwebb389
      @margaretwebb389 Рік тому +15

      @@jamesturner2126 Great point!! To bring incriminating evidence with him in lieu of some hidden bunker in the desert, wreaks of stupidity and lower class means

  • @TristanJCumpole
    @TristanJCumpole Рік тому +150

    "The truth doesn't mind being questioned because it is resilient and consistent, but lies cannot stand up to examination for fear of discovery"

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Рік тому

      That's right. If Trump hid the nuclear documents under Hunter Bidens laptop, the FBI would refuse to take them. After all, evidence doesn't exist if you refuse to look at it.

    • @TristanJCumpole
      @TristanJCumpole Рік тому

      @@funveeable That doesn't make any sense. What are you trying to say? Hold up, if it's some half-assed implication of a "witch hunt" or that the FBI are victimising the Tangerine Simpleton, take it elsewhere. Nobody cares about half-cooked conspiracy and vague accusation "theories".

    • @ransomzuluaga6208
      @ransomzuluaga6208 Рік тому

      Then why does the left continuesly create safe spaces where they're views can't be challenged? Constantly censoring speech and changing definitions when it doesn't fit the narrative?

    • @TristanJCumpole
      @TristanJCumpole Рік тому

      @@ransomzuluaga6208 It's almost like everybody on "the left" is the same in your eyes. I smell troll.

  • @CityKid415
    @CityKid415 Рік тому +1

    Trevor Noah , you are the man. Your Trumpf impression is spot on 💯💯

  • @audiovisualproof5407
    @audiovisualproof5407 Рік тому +1

    Trevor Noah is brilliantly funny but this is the funniest segment that I have ever watched. It's taking me double the time length of the video to get through it because I keep rewinding. 🤣

  • @2fabalwayz83
    @2fabalwayz83 Рік тому +168

    I'm sick to death of these lying Republicans 🤥 😡😡🤬🤬🤬

    • @markkasprzyk3287
      @markkasprzyk3287 Рік тому

      Please state the evidence of lies? Cause biden is a liar since winning election!

    • @NicholasTheGreat211
      @NicholasTheGreat211 Рік тому

      Correction: I'm sick to death of lying politicians

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 Рік тому +13

      You’re not alone.

    • @fred_2021
      @fred_2021 Рік тому

      I'm sick to death of hearing about the 5th, probably invoked thousands of times by fascistic right-wingers since 'Jan 6th'. Supposedly written to protect the innocent but primarily protecting those guilty scumbags.

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter Рік тому +9

      Me too.

  • @angelicarose7943
    @angelicarose7943 Рік тому +66

    You’re the best Trevor !!! 😍😍😍Thanks for the laughs during these dark and hard times ! We truly need it !!

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 Рік тому

    Thank you!

  • @andrewswain443
    @andrewswain443 Рік тому +4

    Dump’s attorney was there (she said so on Fox) and based on my experience, the FBI videoed everything they did during the search.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Рік тому +253

    I just love how they would think that FBI planting evidence. Can I just ask one important question: why the heck would they need to plant evidence when he's basically giving them everything they need?!

    • @binoymathew246
      @binoymathew246 Рік тому +3

      😅👍🏽

    • @AndresOspina1018
      @AndresOspina1018 Рік тому +2

      Well obviously they didn’t find anything or he would have been arrested already.

    • @MNY-ps1nz
      @MNY-ps1nz Рік тому +5

      You can't make this up.

    • @Ms.Byrd68
      @Ms.Byrd68 Рік тому +20

      @@AndresOspina1018 Not necessarily, like it or not he was the President. That makes this more 'delicate' because while they have to 'proclaim' that NO ONE is above the law; they also have to be careful not to PROJECT that it is OPEN SEASON on _'former Presidents'!_ *We've heard the phrases before about 'being CAREFUL moving forward...!'*

    • @heather2418
      @heather2418 Рік тому

      @@AndresOspina1018 They removed another 13 boxes or so from his residence. Don't remember the exact number, but multiple boxes. So obviously they thought they found something. Give it time. We have no idea what was in the boxes. I love that the GOP is going to claim the FBI planted 13 boxes worth...all from backpacks of what is far more likely tactical gear. But given their intelligence, they'll all believe it if FOX airs it.

  • @nancystowell4877
    @nancystowell4877 Рік тому +1697

    Does anyone else think that it's Beautiful that it was Donald himself that made Removing Classified Documents a Felony? Personally I think it is amazing and just a Reminder that Karma is capable of setting you up to destroy yourself, and then helps you do it!

    • @binoymathew246
      @binoymathew246 Рік тому +15

      😀👍🏽

    • @bryonsteik7435
      @bryonsteik7435 Рік тому +72

      No it's always been a felony. He just increased a higher punishment.

    • @sfong718
      @sfong718 Рік тому +8

      Read this yesterday! So awesome!!!

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 Рік тому

      @@bryonsteik7435 Hey, what are you doing here? You’re clearly too intelligent to be watching this low IQ dribble! You’re not supposed to question the Democrats, this show’s entire purpose is to promote them

    • @berk7888
      @berk7888 Рік тому +26

      Not like anything is going to happen to him.

  • @davidmcmahon5991
    @davidmcmahon5991 Рік тому

    This was point on! Thanks 👍 for the laughs, I need this badly THANKS Again!! 😂😊😃😁😎

  • @brittaneejiron973
    @brittaneejiron973 Рік тому

    What did he say 🤔 & I quote DJ himself "If you plead the 5th you're guilty" bitshhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie Рік тому +1018

    The GQP trying to get ahead of this by claiming the FBI planting evidence is like when Trump was claiming a rigged election in 2016. 😂

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Рік тому +43

      He was the only one who knew about the rigging, a couple of days after the "Russian" meeting in NYC.

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Рік тому +40

      He's guilty of sin that's why he's taking the fifth but I guess everyone who takes the fifth is guilty. This grifter is shady and all his cronies are in on it too.

    • @Kognitosan
      @Kognitosan Рік тому

      Isn't it obstruction?

    • @gracemir2
      @gracemir2 Рік тому

      Gop,, trump - same criminals

    • @ReformedRepublican
      @ReformedRepublican Рік тому +15

      Does Trump get his ties extra long to cover the fact that he wears a diaper and doesn't have a front zipper?

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Рік тому +719

    So much for "Only criminals plead the fifth." Though in Trump's case, I guess it's accurate for once.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Рік тому +6

      Imagine if Twitter was under oath....

    • @AUSTIN-ss2zd
      @AUSTIN-ss2zd Рік тому +1

      If you hate trump that means you support child trafficking

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Рік тому +2

      Better watch, you might get sued for the $10 net worth you have.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Рік тому +4

      Biden: “I do not view abortion as a choice and a right”
      Also Biden: “women have the right to choose to get an abortion”
      I can play these games with you all day 👊

    • @captaindaring
      @captaindaring Рік тому +33

      @Tio
      This is about Trump. Try to stay on topic. You can deflect all day and play with yourself.

  • @jimbuxton2187
    @jimbuxton2187 Рік тому

    This is fantastic!

  • @zoranzik87
    @zoranzik87 Рік тому +1

    Trevor, my man, you nailed this one! 🤣

  • @viniciuslima9430
    @viniciuslima9430 Рік тому +87

    Someone in the audience has a very contagious laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    This episode was great.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Рік тому +3

      I think you might be hearing me.

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 Рік тому

      @@B_Bodziak noooo. If it’s really you we gotta become friends 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @MsAsh3070
    @MsAsh3070 Рік тому +228

    Fun fact, invoking the 5th can't be used as an indicator of guilt. In a criminal case. Unfortunately for Trump, it CAN be used in a civil case.

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 Рік тому +29

      @@randomzen924 Trump's healthcare plan!

    • @klava892
      @klava892 Рік тому +4

      @@davel9514 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @whyhatestrangers
      @whyhatestrangers Рік тому +3

      @@davel9514 dannnng

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Рік тому +3

      @@davel9514 👏👏👏😂

    • @TheSkubna
      @TheSkubna Рік тому

      It can be used if I'm on the jury

  • @cecilr7986
    @cecilr7986 Рік тому

    😂Gawwddd Trevor is funny! Love the guy. He really puts things into perspective.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Рік тому +1

    The walls are closing in on Trump and they're covered in ketchup, while the floor is littered with broken dishes.

  • @bunnymomjulie6719
    @bunnymomjulie6719 Рік тому +59

    If these last couple of years have done anything useful at all, it is to teach/remind us that people show us exactly who they are by what they do.

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Рік тому +229

    Man, it would be hilarious if he got sent to federal prison for 5 years for breaking his own law. 😄

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Рік тому +24

      I'd say it was poetic justice but Trump wouldn't know what that means

    • @troystewart7730
      @troystewart7730 Рік тому +12

      CN we name it he plead the 45th?

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Рік тому +5

      ^^^THIS!!!^^^

    • @AndresOspina1018
      @AndresOspina1018 Рік тому

      Since when does the FBI not immediately arrest someone once they find clear evidence. They didn’t find anything

    • @Sekhubara
      @Sekhubara Рік тому +4

      A five year prison stint, but he only has four years left to live.

  • @Sometimes-even-lyrical
    @Sometimes-even-lyrical Рік тому

    The word is "unprecedented."

  • @lynwilson4773
    @lynwilson4773 Рік тому

    oh This is sooo hilarious! thank you Trevor!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @arnabiarnab3037
    @arnabiarnab3037 Рік тому +193

    I love that Trevor Noah’s impression of Biden is just him saying “Come on man!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @t-bobricemusic5795
      @t-bobricemusic5795 Рік тому +12

      Everytime he speaks like Trump tears flow out my ears 😂😂😂

    • @MegaBIBILICIOUS
      @MegaBIBILICIOUS Рік тому

      No man. I expected him to seal it by miming a remote the way Joe keeps shaking hands with the air.

    • @janicecastellanos8091
      @janicecastellanos8091 Рік тому +2

      @@MegaBIBILICIOUS Huh??

    • @MegaBIBILICIOUS
      @MegaBIBILICIOUS Рік тому +1

      @@janicecastellanos8091 thought he'd complete imitating Joe

    • @David-fanboy
      @David-fanboy Рік тому

      @@MegaBIBILICIOUS Everytime he does that I think of Ricky Bobby.

  • @rhondatownsendschantz2634
    @rhondatownsendschantz2634 Рік тому +81

    One of the best monologues Trevor has ever done! Love it!

    • @kevinconboy7387
      @kevinconboy7387 Рік тому

      He’s a communist. And he’s not even from this country

  • @THE_ROYALS2019
    @THE_ROYALS2019 Рік тому

    I was hoping and praying that someone would remember this and make a comparison of it. 😂😂 Trevor covers all the corners !!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dave-wr6gf
    @Dave-wr6gf Рік тому +2

    A fifth might not be enough, he may need a whole gallon

  • @patrickdemarcevol
    @patrickdemarcevol Рік тому +43

    His impersonation of Trump silent and quiet could go on for hours, hilarious!

    • @m.w.njoroge7438
      @m.w.njoroge7438 Рік тому +3

      Truth, Patrick! I wanted him to go on for at least a couple more minutes!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The6thelement9413
    @The6thelement9413 Рік тому +73

    Donald is his own worst enemy…a true narcissistic trait. 😝 love you, Trevor.

  • @bazingaburg8264
    @bazingaburg8264 Рік тому +1

    If a unanimous SCOTUS were to convict Trump, Reps would all of a sudden question Trump's SCOTUS picks. Watching them writhe would be much more pleasurable, if they had a lick of shame.

  • @pattydonohue5452
    @pattydonohue5452 Рік тому

    Brilliant!

  • @HadriansWallNZ
    @HadriansWallNZ Рік тому +466

    They were looking for his education records and that cognitive test that he “aced” 😂

    • @carrieg1050
      @carrieg1050 Рік тому +17

      Don't forget: Trump is *BIGLY* smart. 🤣

    • @akmojo9547
      @akmojo9547 Рік тому +7

      Nice one!! End of quote, repeat the line. Nice one!!

    • @Rebecca-zw4pm
      @Rebecca-zw4pm Рік тому +5

      🤣🤣 way underrated comment! 👍👏👏

    • @JohnB3363
      @JohnB3363 Рік тому +3

      Meanwhile Biden is terrified to take one. He aced it and Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo couldn’t even name the animals correctly 😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnB3363
      @JohnB3363 Рік тому +2

      @@carrieg1050 at least Trump didn’t need his nanny to following everywhere and help him put on his coat because he can’t do it himself 😂😂😂

  • @moustacheaventures3302
    @moustacheaventures3302 Рік тому +34

    thank you Trevor for making reality with trump so hilarious because your points are exactly what the rest of us who live in reality with logic are thinking.

  • @BrooklynZad
    @BrooklynZad Рік тому

    Wow great segment. I laughed so hard

  • @magpietexas9475
    @magpietexas9475 Рік тому

    Geez man, Nailed it

  • @JaySee8866
    @JaySee8866 Рік тому +82

    I’m loving every minute of this. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 Рік тому +288

    Just remember folks, in a criminal trial you are protected from adverse inference if you plead the fifth, but are only sometimes protected in a civil case (it seems to depend on specific details of the case). Also, the New York case isn't a criminal one so... yeah, pleading the fifth very well may allow the judge or jury to say, "yep, guilty"

    • @clintonmckenzie1058
      @clintonmckenzie1058 Рік тому +8

      Only criminals pleed the5th

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 Рік тому +2

      @@clintonmckenzie1058 I assume that you are referencing the fact that Trump himself said that. If so, yeah, it makes him look like an idiot and a criminal.
      On the chance that you aren't, here's a scenario where someone might choose to plead the fifth but not be guilty of the crime. They plead the fifth because while they didn't do the crime they are charged with they WERE having a homosexual affair at the time and are more worried about that coming out than they are worried about the potential criminal conviction. There are, of course, much better ways to protect that sensitive bit of their love life, but those would require working WITH their lawyer and the person in question wants to keep it secret even from their lawyer.

    • @dontbearichard72
      @dontbearichard72 Рік тому

      Nope….it says if you want it come and get it. Why help you?

    • @premnathkarai6381
      @premnathkarai6381 Рік тому

      Excellent point that Trevor missed. Pleading the Fifth in a civil suit is leaving open the possibility of "adverse inference"...May be used against you. Unlike pleading the Fifth in a criminal suit.

    • @aedaed7238
      @aedaed7238 Рік тому

      Biden 2024! Thumb up this comment, or else you're a Trump supporter!

  • @marionunez9516
    @marionunez9516 Рік тому

    AWESOME VIDEO!👍🤣 i love every second of it. super cool.😎

  • @ruthsanchez2755
    @ruthsanchez2755 Рік тому

    That tie is on point!

  • @robsan9017
    @robsan9017 Рік тому +27

    Finally a headline that gets the term right. You PLEAD the fifth, not TAKE the fifth, you’re not taking it anywhere. lol. Not surprised it’s Noah and crew getting right. They’re brilliant

  • @renejaensch8723
    @renejaensch8723 Рік тому +39

    Imagine skipping "What do they think they will find?" and going straight to "All this damning evidence they (most likely) will find will be planted by them!"

  • @YodaWhat
    @YodaWhat Рік тому

    *"So quiet" was so PERFECT, it made me snort with laughter!*

  • @presidentzeus2359
    @presidentzeus2359 Рік тому

    This episode never stopped giving

  • @toradog5719
    @toradog5719 Рік тому +29

    His lawyers know that once he starts talking he can't stop.

    • @mictza450
      @mictza450 Рік тому +2

      You are correct.

    • @allthingswavy6420
      @allthingswavy6420 Рік тому +2

      One of his many addictions (talking)

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Рік тому +2

      Diarrhea of the mouth, all foul, smells horrid, and can't stop....agent orange

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 Рік тому +30

    Trump pleads the 5th and Giuliani drank the fifth

  • @votes-haveconsequences2165
    @votes-haveconsequences2165 Рік тому +1

    Gee! Hilary did several hours in front of Congress! Not once pleading the Fifth! Now who's a disgrace! Huh?

  • @zippie6
    @zippie6 Рік тому

    In small print on the back of that declaration,, it says it doesn't apply to him.... LOL

  • @yetundeadeyeri279
    @yetundeadeyeri279 Рік тому +24

    I love it when Trevor laughs at himself after doing a bit😄

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Рік тому +2

      What makes him laugh is the crew losing their $#!+ Watching him.

  • @Khayelihle_Pkay
    @Khayelihle_Pkay Рік тому +147

    Trevor’s Trump impersonation is truly unmatched 😭😭😭

    • @cmansos6236
      @cmansos6236 Рік тому +3

      There is a new SNL actor that does the best Trump impression. Sounds EXACTLY like trump.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 Рік тому +1

      @@cmansos6236 James Austin Johnson

    • @ksmith4012
      @ksmith4012 Рік тому +1

      Trevor is the man!!!! Love you Trevor!!!!

    • @non-exist-ent
      @non-exist-ent Рік тому

      J-L Cauvin

  • @austinlancaster1303
    @austinlancaster1303 Рік тому

    This couldn't be any more perfect.

  • @rainshine6105
    @rainshine6105 Рік тому +2

    This was beautiful 👍