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Deuteronômio 1 Estas são as palavras que Moisés falou a todo o Israel além do Jordão, no deserto, na planície defronte do Mar Vermelho, entre Parã e Tôfel, e Labã, e Hazerote, e Di- Zaabe. Onze jornadas há desde Horebe, caminho do monte Seir, até Cades-Barnéia. E sucedeu que, no ano quadragésimo, no mês undécimo, no primeiro dia do mês, Moisés falou aos filhos de Israel, conforme a tudo o que o Senhor lhe mandara acerca deles. Depois que feriu a Siom, rei dos amorreus, que habitava em Hesbom, e a Ogue, rei de Basã, que habitava em Astarote, em Edrei. Além do Jordão, na terra de Moabe, começou Moisés a declarar esta lei, dizendo: O Senhor nosso Deus nos falou em Horebe, dizendo: Assaz vos haveis demorado
There definitely some hardcore parasites. Keeping the host on the borderline of “alive” to have more time feeding on them. Personal favorites are the tarantula hawk and the mind controlling fungus that have affect ants.
Tomai-vos homens sábios e entendidos, experimentados entre as vossas tribos, para que os ponha por chefes sobre vós. Então vós me respondestes, e dissestes: Bom é fazer o que tens falado. Tomei, pois, os chefes de vossas tribos, homens sábios e experimentados, e os tenho posto por cabeças sobre vós, por capitães de milhares, e por capitães de cem, e por capitães de cinqüenta, e por capitães de dez, e por governadores das vossas tribos. E no mesmo tempo mandei a vossos juízes, dizendo: Ouvi a causa entre vossos irmãos, e julgai justamente entre o homem e seu irmão, e entre o estrangeiro que está com ele. Não discriminareis as pessoas em juízo; ouvireis assim o pequeno como o grande;
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Diabetus The Wide? He ate so much that he could protect those around him from morbid obesity but not himself."
And as he ate the dark moon KFC combo meal he dreamt of a small, pale chicken, fuming with twelve different herbs and spices, dipped in liquid egg embryo and breaded, yay, for it was fortold so by the great General named Sanders
Fun fact: kangaroos usually exchange punches before they kick each other and their arms are much weaker than their legs so if a human punches them decently hard they’re gonna assume that the human has legs that would instantly destroy that kangaroo
@@chocolatemilk7390 thats a parasite that controls the mind and body of a cricket, it stays in the water ya know and crickets gp into water and they it that, and eventually crickets will go into your dogs meal and that, but fear the parasite is in friendly terms with us humans
indignou-se, e jurou, dizendo: Nenhum dos homens desta maligna geração verá esta boa terra que jurei dar a vossos pais. Salvo Calebe, filho de Jefoné; ele a verá, e a terra que pisou darei a ele e a seus filhos; porquanto perseverou em seguir ao Senhor. Também o Senhor se indignou contra mim por causa de vós, dizendo: Também tu lá não entrarás. Josué, filho de Num, que está diante de ti, ele ali entrará; fortalece-o, porque ele a fará herdar a Israel. E vossos meninos, de quem dissestes: Por presa serão; e vossos filhos, que hoje não conhecem nem o bem nem o mal, eles ali entrarão, e a eles a darei, e eles a possuirão. Porém vós virai-vos, e parti para o deserto, pelo caminho do Mar Vermelho.
I disagree with tier zoo on that if humans are so superior then how come napoleon one of the most dominant human players couldn't defeat a bunch of rabbit mains?
@@thechickenfriedredneck910 Turkey's might have low HP but they have a high armor rating. Those feathers are tough enough to block low caliber firearms, hence why you aim for their head when using them for seasonal EXP farming.
Have time for Christ? Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤😊
Wait for a bit, if one takes a close look at the details, you can understand that the girls are trying to get avorting banned, And the guy is saying that if one is raped and they get pregnant at 16, should they keep the baby ? And the girl responds that "Yeah it's a human life" without even thinking about the point of vidw of the mother, Who literally sees her child as a permanent memory of her rapist, constantly worrying that they might become a monster like their biological father
I hate Darth Diabetus. What a dumb fight. He's too fat and armoured you can't do any damage to him, so you have to spend the whole fight slowly luring him to one place so he falls off. Just a more annoying version of the knight from Sekiro.
@@averagemohgjoyer456 Nothing but a gimmick. You don't need to use ability, skills, miracles or piromancies or whatever to defeat him: just wait until his medical condition strikes and he's not able to fight anymore.
I played Meme Souls and this is my opinions about bosses: Kid Slayer fight is simple but difficult, you must have good reflexes. One Slap Man fight is very unique, if you get one hit and you'll die. Trick is using stamina potion(added in this game) and dodging a lot. He is slow and has low HP. The Accursed Cow fight was scary because environment and it's nonsense moves. But once you defeat your fear, it's pretty simple. Darth Diabetus fight was very difficult because it's too long. He got nearly infinite HP and takes less damage than normal. Trick is using environment to make him fall because he is very clumsy. 9.9/10 fight. Fuck Horizontal Woman fight I don't wanna talk about it. At first encounter you think Praying Mantis is a mini-boss because first phase is easy. But Tentacle Monster phase is so hard. Hint: Hit the tentacles. Ancient Trickster is a mini-boss that is awesome. First time you see, you swear. But it's pretty funny. Dog Snatcher mini-boss has bad pattern. It can only fist, kick, move and jump. Disappointing. Skate Destroyer is very regular. Don't need to talk about it. WEEB SLAYER MUST BE LAST BOSS IT'S FUCKIN' HARD. I BEAT HIM IN 20 DAYS. Jenga Tower is a secret boss and it is very easy. Just use a ranged weapon and you can beat it. Squirel is another secret boss and it is a jumpscare. Attention: Very fast. Defender of The Woman Rights is difficult because it's pattern is so complex. Hint: You can know the next move from sound. Pickle Pie is a boss that I think it's a joke. Because you don't even have to kill it. Just run until next bonfire. Turkey mini-boss is simple. It has high damage and always block if you attack first. Don't attack first, just dodge and attack. Chewbacca is an irregular boss. You must gather childheart rose and drop it in front of it's hole. When it's hand is out for take hit it. He is stupid so you can defeat him in this way. Just make Assassin of The Coffee Drinkers follow you and run to Coffee Drinkers lair. Once they have seen each other, they'll start fighting. Coffee Drinker will win. At this point, you kill him with Greatsword of Icetea because he is weak against it. Couldn't understand The Great Cock. I beat him in first try. Don't use shield against Windshield Destroyer. It's pretty easy. Monkey has got a trick. Drop your weapons to ground. He'll take all of them and at last one, he'll get to heavy and fall. Kill him at this point. THIS INSANE BOSS HAS 7 PHASES AND ONCE YOU DIE YOU'LL START FROM BEGINING. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, THIS SHIT IS HARDER THAN FUCKIN' WEEB SLAYER!
@@theparrishshow9803 It's the last on with the caps. If you ask the trick for beat it, it has 7 phases and every phase has 7 different moves, at a total of 49 different moves. There is no trick, you must learn them.
To answer the year old question: Looks like some sort of McDojo. They train people in martial arts but don't actually provide legitimate or actual training. They're almost always scams, and I don't know a single case where they aren't.
I can actually see Darth Diabetus, The Wide being a real Sith Lord; Never able to remove enough weight to be considered healthy, Darth Diabetus The Wide channeled his hate and frustration at himself and those who mocked him into his abilities in the The Force. As such, he learned to harness his obesity as a weapon, flinging himself across whole battlefields, like a living wreaking ball. This did not stop the effort from being great, and so he thusly became one of the greatest telekinetics in the galaxy, soon able to “bat” whole battalions aside as if they themselves weighed nothing. He even grew strong enough to continually increase his enemies mass until they where crushed by their own weight.
Watching that fight with one slap man was painful.. He is such a forgiving boss. His attack is meant to teach the player proper parry timing but none of those noobs could figure it out..
@@arionerron4273 Indeed. The name now eludes me, but it's a parasite that preys on insects and makes them jump in the water and drown, then the parasite comes out of the corpse.
@@That_One_Fool The Mantis clip is not that mysterious these horrifing creatures are called parasites and live in grasshopper, locust and mantis. They have full control over the body after they infected these insects.
All OSTs used in this video: The Kid Slayer, Master of Slaps - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) One Slap Man - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Sister Friede (DS3) The Accursed "Cow" - Terror (BB) Darth Diabetus, The Wide - Sir Alonne (DS2) The Horizontal Woman - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Asylum Demon (DS1) Praying Mantis/The Tentacle Monster - High Lord Wolnir (DS3) The Ancient Trickster - Spear of the Church (DS3) Kangaroo, The Dog Snatcher - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Destroyer of Skateboarders - Nameless King (DS3) Father, The Weeb Slayer - Pontiff Sulyvahn (DS3) Russian Jenga Tower - Dragonslayer Armour (DS3) Squirrel of The Eternal Hunger - Aldrich, Devourer of Gods (DS3) The Defender of Woman Rights - Title Theme (DS3) Pickle Pee, Guardian of Sidewalks - Bell Gargoyles (DS1) Turkey of The Eternal Nightmare - Father Gascoigne (BB) Chewbacca, The Eater of Kids - Cleric Beast (BB) Assassin of Coffee Drinkers/Coffee Drinker - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Gravelord Nito (DS1) The Great Cock - Gaping Dragon (DS1) Kangaroo, The Windshield Destroyer - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Monkey, The Gunslinger - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) The Plan Watcher of The Eternal Insomnia - Asylum Demon (DS1)
THANK YOU I've played Dark Souls for so long, I've forgotten what theme is what-- I was looking for Sir Alonne's, because if Dark Souls 2 did one thing right, it had some BOMBASS DLC THEMES
Shit man thanks you really thanks you you saved me, i was looking the name of the one slap man song especially that epic drop at the beggining song but i was about to lost hope youre my hyero keep in mind that this effort and dedication that you putted in this comment served his purpose anf wasnt for nothing youve h3lped a loy of people
Seriously the Concept of Darth Diabetes is sooo good. The boss itself is possible to get beaten after two hits but the real difficultiy is that he can parry any of your hits
We have an annual turkey problem and lots of people think it’s fun to feed them sometimes. Well when we don’t feed them they get aggressive and start pecking us. One of my friends threw a rock at one that bit his finger and tore a piece of skin off and based on the structure of avian bone he made it run away with a slight limp as we don’t aim to kill unlike some kids so we’d aim at the feet to stun or frighten them with these large pebbles or inch long rocks if it got worse. Once one latched onto my coat and wouldn’t let go, so I took the coat off, grabbed the little shit by the belly, and while it was still wriggling threw it over a nearby fence. These weren’t small birds but nasty 15-30 pound demons that would only be spotted in the morning or evening about the time we’d walk home or to school. The persistent ones always were the worst, as most would waddle away after even moving at them. They usually come twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall. The spring is worse since they have babies and are ferociously guarding them. Edit: to be clear I wrapped my hand around its belly and threw it one handedly over the fence. We haven’t see them in a while so I think they moved to greener pastures.
The parasite is known as "Horsehair worms" which target mantis specifically they are usually found in lakes once ingested the worm slowly takes over the mind of the mantis putting it in a zombie like state and usually lives inside the mantis for a month until it is a fully grown worm it will signal the mantis to mindlessly walk in directions hoping to reach waters and breaks out as shown in the video.
The thing that made me laugh the hardest about this whole comp was trying to skip past the turkey of the eternal nightmare like 4 times and failing because it goes on for so goddamn long lmao
*The Kid Slayer* has high attack and very quick moves: I suggest waiting until late game to fight him or stock up on Estus before fighting him: Access to his arena early is hard to miss makes this battle *One Slap Man* is almost impossible: Best hope is he misses a slap, which is rare *The Accursed Cow* is more of a Tutorial then an actual fight: If you can roll away this boss is super easy. But we can all remember our first time fighting him and getting charged at and getting absolutely obliterated *Darth Diabetus, The Wide* is infamous due to his high health due to his fat cells and high damage: His moves are slightly telegraphed, but are still hard to dodge: I suggest fighting him as your final boss as he is immune to most damage outside of tripping, and because of his weigh if he trips you can get some damage. *The Tentacle Monster* can catch you and OHKO in a single attack: Avoid his telegraphed grab attack and your fine, also aim for the head *Father, The Weeb Slayer* can disable tour weapon, making it a Gun vs Fist fight: Just stay behind him and it's easier *Russian Jenga Tower* is way to easy: Kill and when it collapses run away: it's probably your second boss so facing it as early as possible is useless *Pickle Pee, Sidewalk Guardian* is a load of crap for melee fighters: You literally need a ranged weapon to hit it while on your bike: They need to nerf it's damage so melee fighting it is viable *Turkey of the Eternal Nightmare* seems like you should stay far away: but all it does is follow you, so go in there and finish it: Only problem is its Fear AoE blast which half's your damage, but it does minimal damage anyways: It's basically True King Allant
(stole this info off the austrailian market) kangaroos usually have most of their power in their legs, so the kangaroo most likely thought the guy was gonna decimate him with his legs as he put some force in that punch.
I hate russian jenga tower fight. The boss is just too passive, don't deal any damage and you can easily beat him. The problem is that you victory makes the arena fall on you and kill you right after victory without giving you a bonfire!
What do you mean? The woman was already in terror. That turkey couldve ripped her in pieces. I had to cut it because things got preety graphic after that 😳
Dude it is the best dark souls meme complication vid I have ever seen and thank you for not using just the vordt's theme. This vid may be revolutionary for souls meme videos too
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I aint deleting your comments UA-cam himself is doing it.
It also happens to me when i comment in other channels so if your comment disappears after 1,10 seconds its UA-cam's fault
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What's the boss theme from 0:00? I havent played Dark Souls in a while.
@@mohammadqasimawais9155 its Gael Theme
Darth Diabetus....THE WIDE honestly the wide part on the end of the name is such a dark souls thing its fits perfectly
Truuuueee
Also works with Sir Alonne's theme so good
I shit when I read that
Lmfao
wait what's the music used for Darth diabeetus? it sounds like it's from ds3 but I can't put my finger on it and its bugging me terribly
Its DS2 sir alonne ost
The slap was so hard that the kid fell to the dark souls community.
He became a hollow then he saw the elden ring leaks to become one slap man
@@GodOfCasuls
Yo.
Wait did the player became the boss and died??
What is the slapping from ?
Deuteronômio 1
Estas são as palavras que Moisés falou a todo o Israel além do Jordão, no deserto,
na planície defronte do Mar Vermelho, entre Parã e Tôfel, e Labã, e Hazerote, e Di-
Zaabe.
Onze jornadas há desde Horebe, caminho do monte Seir, até Cades-Barnéia.
E sucedeu que, no ano quadragésimo, no mês undécimo, no primeiro dia do mês,
Moisés falou aos filhos de Israel, conforme a tudo o que o Senhor lhe mandara
acerca deles.
Depois que feriu a Siom, rei dos amorreus, que habitava em Hesbom, e a Ogue, rei
de Basã, que habitava em Astarote, em Edrei.
Além do Jordão, na terra de Moabe, começou Moisés a declarar esta lei, dizendo:
O Senhor nosso Deus nos falou em Horebe, dizendo: Assaz vos haveis demorado
That parasite coming out of the mantis, that’s some scary shit.
pray it won't mutate so it controls humans
@@Hamsterdawn we already have things like it, sorry
There definitely some hardcore parasites. Keeping the host on the borderline of “alive” to have more time feeding on them. Personal favorites are the tarantula hawk and the mind controlling fungus that have affect ants.
Don't play Bloodborne then lol
Man i would have been out.
Turkey of eternal nightmares:we can’t have any witnesses now can we Sharon?
she had so many opportunities to kill that turkey
Ik
I can feel the genuine terror of the person there
@CalebDavey We all know we would've rocked the turkey's shit.
Tomai-vos homens sábios e entendidos, experimentados entre as vossas tribos,
para que os ponha por chefes sobre vós.
Então vós me respondestes, e dissestes: Bom é fazer o que tens falado.
Tomei, pois, os chefes de vossas tribos, homens sábios e experimentados, e os
tenho posto por cabeças sobre vós, por capitães de milhares, e por capitães de cem, e
por capitães de cinqüenta, e por capitães de dez, e por governadores das vossas
tribos.
E no mesmo tempo mandei a vossos juízes, dizendo: Ouvi a causa entre vossos
irmãos, e julgai justamente entre o homem e seu irmão, e entre o estrangeiro que
está com ele.
Não discriminareis as pessoas em juízo; ouvireis assim o pequeno como o grande;
The Tentacle Monster was legit some Dark Souls level shit
Bloodborne
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx lovecraftian shit.
u mean bloodborne, that praying mantis was turning into moon presence
@@Shinobi-SouLs i tried to use moon presence ost but i didnt fit
What the hell was inside that mantis????????
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Diabetus The Wide? He ate so much that he could protect those around him from morbid obesity but not himself."
Execute order 2 numbers nine
It's not a story that the KFC would tell you
@@flaviomonteiro1414 😂
And as he ate the dark moon KFC combo meal he dreamt of a small, pale chicken, fuming with twelve different herbs and spices, dipped in liquid egg embryo and breaded, yay, for it was fortold so by the great General named Sanders
Kinda like pizza the hutt from spaceballs
Punching a Kangaroo and it leaving is the most Australian thing I've ever seen
The kangaroo looked completely dumbfounded afterwards lol.
@@joshludwick8645 The kangaroo didn't wanted to die by the hands of that man
Fun fact: kangaroos usually exchange punches before they kick each other and their arms are much weaker than their legs so if a human punches them decently hard they’re gonna assume that the human has legs that would instantly destroy that kangaroo
The kangaroo realized it should be wise to ask to Long Neck Logan, the Emu scholar, a spell to win a war against Australians.
Peta actually tried to sue that guy over it when he was just protecting his dog.
I actually cried laughing at the turkey of the eternal nightmare 😂 the way it just circled her car menacingly
Me too lmao
Honestly it seemed quite friendly but she started panicking for nothing, I would've followed her too just for fun lol
The way it intentionally peeped over the hood right when she looked, as if it were inescapable n everywhere at once 😂
One slap man wasn't a boss? He is the Legendary player that slashes bosses in one hit
Inferno Plus?
"The only thing they fear is you"
That fat Southpark guy?
He's the red phantom that appears and kills all your white phantom buddies
That parasite coming out of the mantis was more scary than seeing orphan of kos's cutscene
The "Tentacle monster" one was genuinely horrifying...
Lul
WTF WAS THAT?
@@TheJazzDog the tentacle monster
@@TheJazzDog They are parasites.
@@chocolatemilk7390 thats a parasite that controls the mind and body of a cricket, it stays in the water ya know and crickets gp into water and they it that, and eventually crickets will go into your dogs meal and that, but fear the parasite is in friendly terms with us humans
They put Darth Diabetus in the game, his name is Godskin Noble
He started out in Dark Souls 1
Holy shit I never even thought of that! Darth Diabetus is in Elden Ring!
indignou-se, e jurou, dizendo:
Nenhum dos homens desta maligna geração verá esta boa terra que jurei dar a
vossos pais.
Salvo Calebe, filho de Jefoné; ele a verá, e a terra que pisou darei a ele e a seus
filhos; porquanto perseverou em seguir ao Senhor.
Também o Senhor se indignou contra mim por causa de vós, dizendo: Também tu
lá não entrarás.
Josué, filho de Num, que está diante de ti, ele ali entrará; fortalece-o, porque ele a
fará herdar a Israel.
E vossos meninos, de quem dissestes: Por presa serão; e vossos filhos, que hoje
não conhecem nem o bem nem o mal, eles ali entrarão, e a eles a darei, e eles a
possuirão.
Porém vós virai-vos, e parti para o deserto, pelo caminho do Mar Vermelho.
The tentacle monster is literally the praying hollows who die in 1 hit and transform in a lovecraftian horror
Nah that's Iudex Gundyr
Pus of man
Resident evil
What even was that though?
@@damusaetrum6742some kind of parasite.
You only won because Darth Diabetus lets you win, he's clearly the most skilled among the two.
Dude, he dominated green the whole time.
his true identity is unarmored Smough
@@Banana-cc5rx oh really! It's literally Smough without his hammer and freaking armour.
It’s obviously a gimmick fight that’s the only reason he won
Nah its just like the iron golem fight
Dark souls fact: Smoughs armour was based on Darth diabetuses intimidating body
Amazing chest ahead.
@safwanshahriar4108 I had that message in my world someone wrote that outside gwynevere room.
The Guardian of Sidewalks gives me PTSD of Stormveil Castle from Elden Ring.
Ahh, the majestic Stormhawks, a quite ferocious species of bird that becomes more deadly when a barrel of oil is found.
Bruh whoever taught that dog to use a machete is something else.
That's not just "that dog" and "whoever" thats dollar store Artorias and Sif
Imagine fighting it and it parries you
@@shitbox7853 phase 2 grave tenders but the wolf can parry 😬.
Dogs, much like crabs, intuitively know how to use knives, for some reason.
@@GrinningMarionette keep my dog away from knifes, noted.
TierZoo: Humans are the most dominant build in the history of the meta.
That one turkey:
I disagree with tier zoo on that if humans are so superior then how come napoleon one of the most dominant human players couldn't defeat a bunch of rabbit mains?
Hey that turkey similar to the goose has a massive intimidation buff. The turkey has low HP though so one kick could immobilize it.
I’d be eating that turkey
“Aim for its leg”
-Slimecicle
@@thechickenfriedredneck910 Turkey's might have low HP but they have a high armor rating. Those feathers are tough enough to block low caliber firearms, hence why you aim for their head when using them for seasonal EXP farming.
Darth Diabetus: I find your lack of weight, disturbing.
Have time for Christ?
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤😊
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to heart failure.
@@Robkinggozer Have you heard the legend of Darth Insulinus the Wise? Of course not. The Order prefers not to tell this story.
@@texnikozero4934 Sigh... I sense much fat on you.
“defender of women’s rights”, when ally becomes the enemy
I would have loved to fight that douchy guy.
Wait for a bit, if one takes a close look at the details,
you can understand that the girls are trying to get avorting banned,
And the guy is saying that if one is raped and they get pregnant at 16, should they keep the baby ?
And the girl responds that "Yeah it's a human life" without even thinking about the point of vidw of the mother,
Who literally sees her child as a permanent memory of her rapist, constantly worrying that they might become a monster like their biological father
It wouldn’t be much of a fight he looks like he would fall over at a gust of wind.
Darth Diabetus vs. Obi one-chromosome, a 9gag classic
LMFAOO 🤣😂😂
Underrated lmao
This is funny as fuck!
That punch to the kangaroo's face DESTROYED it's ego
Blud intimidated a fucking kangaroo
*Darth Diabetus the wide:* "There can only be one of us"
Also Darth Diabetus the wide: *Proceeds to eat his opponent*
Darth Diabetus: I AM THE HIGH GROUND!
And soon, the ground
He has the high ground beef
I don’t know how many of these “you’ve died” memes I’ve watched, but they never get old.
It's because the feeling is familiar.
I hate Darth Diabetus. What a dumb fight. He's too fat and armoured you can't do any damage to him, so you have to spend the whole fight slowly luring him to one place so he falls off. Just a more annoying version of the knight from Sekiro.
Cmon tho u gotta admit he is a very skilled warrior
And not to mention how slow he move makes this fight takes a lot of time
I was thinking asylum demon
Darth Diabetus, the wide needs sekiro’s music not dark souls
@@averagemohgjoyer456 Nothing but a gimmick. You don't need to use ability, skills, miracles or piromancies or whatever to defeat him: just wait until his medical condition strikes and he's not able to fight anymore.
The way the “defender of women’s rights” kicked the camera had me dead 💀
Question how is in the no good
I'm asking a serious question
@@gabuge2928 what question...make sense...
I wanna see that original Video
That was epic lmao
It’s impossible to stance break Darth Diabetus, thank god you summoned that green phantom to assist
I’m pretty sure that no one beat the one slap man he took down all the summons and NPC like it was nothing.
Except the guy at the BBQ, he let him live to spread his legend.
That was what happens when a cheater invades you
I did actually beat him when I thought of throwing bombs at him from far away.
Let me solo them 😂😂😂
I'm sorry but why does Darth Diabetus actually have dark souls like attack animations that is so amazing lmfao
Hahhaha he fell like his uncle the dragonrider.
He has that Nameless King Edgewalk
Whats the theme of Darth diabetes?
@@davidcardozo1758i wanna know too
@@RealPersistencesSir Alonne's ost from ds2
I played Meme Souls and this is my opinions about bosses:
Kid Slayer fight is simple but difficult, you must have good reflexes.
One Slap Man fight is very unique, if you get one hit and you'll die. Trick is using stamina potion(added in this game) and dodging a lot. He is slow and has low HP.
The Accursed Cow fight was scary because environment and it's nonsense moves. But once you defeat your fear, it's pretty simple.
Darth Diabetus fight was very difficult because it's too long. He got nearly infinite HP and takes less damage than normal. Trick is using environment to make him fall because he is very clumsy. 9.9/10 fight.
Fuck Horizontal Woman fight I don't wanna talk about it.
At first encounter you think Praying Mantis is a mini-boss because first phase is easy. But Tentacle Monster phase is so hard. Hint: Hit the tentacles.
Ancient Trickster is a mini-boss that is awesome. First time you see, you swear. But it's pretty funny.
Dog Snatcher mini-boss has bad pattern. It can only fist, kick, move and jump. Disappointing.
Skate Destroyer is very regular. Don't need to talk about it.
WEEB SLAYER MUST BE LAST BOSS IT'S FUCKIN' HARD. I BEAT HIM IN 20 DAYS.
Jenga Tower is a secret boss and it is very easy. Just use a ranged weapon and you can beat it.
Squirel is another secret boss and it is a jumpscare. Attention: Very fast.
Defender of The Woman Rights is difficult because it's pattern is so complex. Hint: You can know the next move from sound.
Pickle Pie is a boss that I think it's a joke. Because you don't even have to kill it. Just run until next bonfire.
Turkey mini-boss is simple. It has high damage and always block if you attack first. Don't attack first, just dodge and attack.
Chewbacca is an irregular boss. You must gather childheart rose and drop it in front of it's hole. When it's hand is out for take hit it. He is stupid so you can defeat him in this way.
Just make Assassin of The Coffee Drinkers follow you and run to Coffee Drinkers lair. Once they have seen each other, they'll start fighting. Coffee Drinker will win. At this point, you kill him with Greatsword of Icetea because he is weak against it.
Couldn't understand The Great Cock. I beat him in first try.
Don't use shield against Windshield Destroyer. It's pretty easy.
Monkey has got a trick. Drop your weapons to ground. He'll take all of them and at last one, he'll get to heavy and fall. Kill him at this point.
THIS INSANE BOSS HAS 7 PHASES AND ONCE YOU DIE YOU'LL START FROM BEGINING. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, THIS SHIT IS HARDER THAN FUCKIN' WEEB SLAYER!
Damn, gotta appreciate the hard work put into this
What about the plan watcher of eternal insomnia?
@@theparrishshow9803 It's the last on with the caps. If you ask the trick for beat it, it has 7 phases and every phase has 7 different moves, at a total of 49 different moves. There is no trick, you must learn them.
I find kid slayer hilarious because when he spins the kid around and throws him the only thing I can think of is him saying “So long, gay child!”
@@Annexialol
That is a gold reference
Could someone tell me what was going on with that kid slayer? The hit looked real but the kids being goofy made it look like a skit.
To answer the year old question: Looks like some sort of McDojo. They train people in martial arts but don't actually provide legitimate or actual training. They're almost always scams, and I don't know a single case where they aren't.
A very bizzare taekwondo class
I can actually see Darth Diabetus, The Wide being a real Sith Lord;
Never able to remove enough weight to be considered healthy, Darth Diabetus The Wide channeled his hate and frustration at himself and those who mocked him into his abilities in the The Force. As such, he learned to harness his obesity as a weapon, flinging himself across whole battlefields, like a living wreaking ball. This did not stop the effort from being great, and so he thusly became one of the greatest telekinetics in the galaxy, soon able to “bat” whole battalions aside as if they themselves weighed nothing. He even grew strong enough to continually increase his enemies mass until they where crushed by their own weight.
And doesn't also he have a similar saber style to Darth Vader but swapping hands?
The Shit Lord
I need to code this into a game
The turkey had enough of thanksgiving and decided to take revenge
When the Thanksgiving goes wrong
This time he will feast on the humans, who once did the same to his fellow comrades
She was actually terrified which makes it way funnier
He will haunt that woman's nightmares
@@joshwaterman5526 I just don’t get how someone can be that scared of a turkey lmao
Darth diabetus the wide stats
Health: 80000
Atk: 42069
Def: Low
Stamina: very low
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 2
Charisma: 0
Virginity: Preserved
Greatest enemy : Gnomes
Clumsiness: Very High
Defense should be very high
Special ability: fard
I've never played Dark Souls, but this is one of the best compilation videos I've ever seen 😂
Please Play it 😢❤
@@Mirlando1410 Kid Slayer makes me want to
Not gonna lie, at 11:11 when the music shifted and the camera panned, I was hoping there'd be another turkey in the car lol
jurassic park esque
Yo same😂 I thought the turkey was gonna be in there with her
Imagine being such a wimp you run from a turkey rather than turning into your roast dinner.
Why did the turkey cross the road she said😂 and the turkey responded with “I’m gonna kill you”😂
Why you won't lie?
4:18 hahahah, the fall of Darth Diabetus
Watching that fight with one slap man was painful..
He is such a forgiving boss.
His attack is meant to teach the player proper parry timing but none of those noobs could figure it out..
13:50 he’s gonna come back to his tribe and tell them what he got IMAGINE HOW MANY TRIBES HE CAN RULE
Ape.Together.Strong.
-Caesar
Everyone’s talking about darth diabetus, while I’m looking at the horizontal woman and her ability to exist
By the looks of it, horizontal woman is at least a Sgt and sgt's have a bunch of powers, including standing on air
It's that time of the month, gives you amazing powers
What horizontal woman
Ok but those parasitic worms on the praying mantis was terrifying.
Not even kronii could stop them
Ikr. It was actually really disgusting.
What even was that tentacle monster anyway?
@@ultradriplorddk7800 type of parasite. Hair warm.
@@centurionK8 oh
BRUH THEY WERE REACHING OUT AT THE KNIFE
youtube recommended this masterpiece
Thanks dude
Same
2:51 Darth Diabetes is like Smough, only in this case Ornstein is not there.
And is no one gonna talk about what happened to that child?
im very curious
Died
Is no one going to talk about the accursed cow that wasn't a cow and I don't know what it was
@@cobybrushwood5449 i put "cow"
I'll talk about it... he was punched in the face and insta went to bed. Thats it.
Darth Diabethus gave such a good fight just to end as a gimmick boss
The mantis disgusted and scared the shit out of me. Best boss 10/10.
Do you what just happened with this freaking mantis lmao ? That’s so cursed
@@chara3611 Looks like 2nd phase of Iudyx Gundyr but something glitched.
@@chara3611 probably some kind of parasite
@@arionerron4273 Indeed. The name now eludes me, but it's a parasite that preys on insects and makes them jump in the water and drown, then the parasite comes out of the corpse.
@@fabiocandelori9163 horsehair worm, I think it's mostly in Japan and Taiwan though
Man, they missed the opportunity to let the guy at the grill say enthusiastically "steaks are ready, cmon get one" 😊
The turkey of the enteral nightmare was legendary
He's a dinosaur and he knows it.
ok but wtf is that "Chewbacca, Eater of Kids" clip? That's genuinely terrifying
It's just as mysterious as the Mantis clip. It's on the Internet without anyone knowing how or why.
@@That_One_Fool The Mantis clip is not that mysterious these horrifing creatures are called parasites and live in grasshopper, locust and mantis. They have full control over the body after they infected these insects.
It was probably just cgi
AT first it looks like a spider, then a dog, and then nothing on planet earth.
Game tips : the chewbacca only attack kids who don't listen to their parents
Diabetus was actually killed by a massive heart attack from the heavy breathing.
8:52 the defender of nothing
🤣🤣🤣
Bro what happened before? Dude’s tone of voice sounded like the person with the camera was hounding him for awhile.
All OSTs used in this video:
The Kid Slayer, Master of Slaps - Slave Knight Gael (DS3)
One Slap Man - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Sister Friede (DS3)
The Accursed "Cow" - Terror (BB)
Darth Diabetus, The Wide - Sir Alonne (DS2)
The Horizontal Woman - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Asylum Demon (DS1)
Praying Mantis/The Tentacle Monster - High Lord Wolnir (DS3)
The Ancient Trickster - Spear of the Church (DS3)
Kangaroo, The Dog Snatcher - Darkeater Midir (DS3)
Destroyer of Skateboarders - Nameless King (DS3)
Father, The Weeb Slayer - Pontiff Sulyvahn (DS3)
Russian Jenga Tower - Dragonslayer Armour (DS3)
Squirrel of The Eternal Hunger - Aldrich, Devourer of Gods (DS3)
The Defender of Woman Rights - Title Theme (DS3)
Pickle Pee, Guardian of Sidewalks - Bell Gargoyles (DS1)
Turkey of The Eternal Nightmare - Father Gascoigne (BB)
Chewbacca, The Eater of Kids - Cleric Beast (BB)
Assassin of Coffee Drinkers/Coffee Drinker - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Gravelord Nito (DS1)
The Great Cock - Gaping Dragon (DS1)
Kangaroo, The Windshield Destroyer - Darkeater Midir (DS3)
Monkey, The Gunslinger - Slave Knight Gael (DS3)
The Plan Watcher of The Eternal Insomnia - Asylum Demon (DS1)
Correct
Commenting so this one goes up
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THANK YOU
I've played Dark Souls for so long, I've forgotten what theme is what-- I was looking for Sir Alonne's, because if Dark Souls 2 did one thing right, it had some BOMBASS DLC THEMES
Shit man thanks you really thanks you you saved me, i was looking the name of the one slap man song especially that epic drop at the beggining song but i was about to lost hope youre my hyero keep in mind that this effort and dedication that you putted in this comment served his purpose anf wasnt for nothing youve h3lped a loy of people
The Coffee Drinker was the best one, it made me laugh uncontrollably for almost a full 45 seconds.🤣
The turkey of eternal nightmare just trying to avenge his fallen comrades
It's all equality and "we can do that too" until you get chased into your car and fully submitted by a goddamn turkey.
Muda muda
You are not serious, are you?
@@t_gabiuel6058 I don't see what part of what I've said isn't immediately visible in the video.
@@Ultrilleon Yours?
The best part about darth diabetus is it genuinely looks like a boss sword fight
When the mute kid tells the deaf kid that the blind kid saw the wheelchair kid standing up
Imagine all the "beware fatty ahead👆" messages there would be leading up to Darth Diabetus
Seriously the Concept of Darth Diabetes is sooo good. The boss itself is possible to get beaten after two hits but the real difficultiy is that he can parry any of your hits
Monkey... The Gunslinger🤣🤣🤣 the music was perfectly timed too. Nice!
That turkey wasn't even aggressive. Poor woman got scared for nothing while the turkey probably asked for some food or something x'D
We have an annual turkey problem and lots of people think it’s fun to feed them sometimes. Well when we don’t feed them they get aggressive and start pecking us. One of my friends threw a rock at one that bit his finger and tore a piece of skin off and based on the structure of avian bone he made it run away with a slight limp as we don’t aim to kill unlike some kids so we’d aim at the feet to stun or frighten them with these large pebbles or inch long rocks if it got worse. Once one latched onto my coat and wouldn’t let go, so I took the coat off, grabbed the little shit by the belly, and while it was still wriggling threw it over a nearby fence. These weren’t small birds but nasty 15-30 pound demons that would only be spotted in the morning or evening about the time we’d walk home or to school. The persistent ones always were the worst, as most would waddle away after even moving at them. They usually come twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall. The spring is worse since they have babies and are ferociously guarding them.
Edit: to be clear I wrapped my hand around its belly and threw it one handedly over the fence. We haven’t see them in a while so I think they moved to greener pastures.
@@mushroomwizard1175 somebody should make a souls-like game where all the enemies are turkies and the final boss is the king of all turkies
@@justsomeguy144 The Soul of the Forsaken Roast
Darth Diabetus is secretly Smough without his armor.
But as I'm sure you know, smough is *ripped*
Damn son
The “Kangaroo, The windshield destroyer” I was laughing so fucking hard
4:46 In all seriousness... Whatever that is needs go extinct immediately.
The parasite is known as "Horsehair worms" which target mantis specifically they are usually found in lakes once ingested the worm slowly takes over the mind of the mantis putting it in a zombie like state and usually lives inside the mantis for a month until it is a fully grown worm it will signal the mantis to mindlessly walk in directions hoping to reach waters and breaks out as shown in the video.
@@notcool4314KILL IT
BURN IT WITH FIRE
@@shaggy4667 fire wont cut it Ill bring the acid
@@notcool4314 Throw it into Chernoble Water.
POV: you just got killed out of nowhere by the dragon on the bridge after defeating Taurus demon.
Man, the videos are very casual but the names and the music makes these videos awsome omg. Defender of the sidewalks laughed so hard 😂😂
Darth Diabetus The Wide
Turkey of the eternal nightmare got me good
Lmao not even FromSoft could have come up with the name Darth Diabetes for that boss.
The thing that made me laugh the hardest about this whole comp was trying to skip past the turkey of the eternal nightmare like 4 times and failing because it goes on for so goddamn long lmao
5:59: When your one-shot, glass-cannon, hyper build fails.
Bro was so cooked in the first one, even ember couldn't help him, he had to pop a jesus
When you can't even crack a smile at the first clip because Gaels theme hits too hard...
4:47 When you think you‘ve defeated the boss but there‘s a second stage.
Whats that smell? oh the third phase of sister friede its enough to make a man sick
Lady butterfly
What was that
@@crazyworldoutthere4379Pretty sure it's a parasite
Darth diabetes the wide got me raging hard, especially his second phase where he uses the power of diabetes to empower himself.
man, you gotta trick him to go over the ledge,he'll trip and fall and die instantly. Just like the armored knight in sekiro, except you can't kick him
Turkey: "mailman, I have no quarrel with you."
*The Kid Slayer* has high attack and very quick moves: I suggest waiting until late game to fight him or stock up on Estus before fighting him: Access to his arena early is hard to miss makes this battle
*One Slap Man* is almost impossible: Best hope is he misses a slap, which is rare
*The Accursed Cow* is more of a Tutorial then an actual fight: If you can roll away this boss is super easy. But we can all remember our first time fighting him and getting charged at and getting absolutely obliterated
*Darth Diabetus, The Wide* is infamous due to his high health due to his fat cells and high damage: His moves are slightly telegraphed, but are still hard to dodge: I suggest fighting him as your final boss as he is immune to most damage outside of tripping, and because of his weigh if he trips you can get some damage.
*The Tentacle Monster* can catch you and OHKO in a single attack: Avoid his telegraphed grab attack and your fine, also aim for the head
*Father, The Weeb Slayer* can disable tour weapon, making it a Gun vs Fist fight: Just stay behind him and it's easier
*Russian Jenga Tower* is way to easy: Kill and when it collapses run away: it's probably your second boss so facing it as early as possible is useless
*Pickle Pee, Sidewalk Guardian* is a load of crap for melee fighters: You literally need a ranged weapon to hit it while on your bike: They need to nerf it's damage so melee fighting it is viable
*Turkey of the Eternal Nightmare* seems like you should stay far away: but all it does is follow you, so go in there and finish it: Only problem is its Fear AoE blast which half's your damage, but it does minimal damage anyways: It's basically True King Allant
Nice
5:45 mad respect for this guy
2:35 Jaba the giant worm
"Sif is dumb, wolves can't use swords".
6:23
You've heard of Sif, The Great Grey Wolf
Now get ready for Fis, The Good Brown Dog
Hes a good boy
I love the woman freaking out because the turkey is not attacking her.
Turkey was like: wassup can a turk come in your car?
Turkey: Fu.. the food chain. I'm the predator now!
@@kersgod3638 maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you do get some turkeys on your table
Plot Twist: the turkey name is Cujo
It is a w0man what You expect...? :-)
Okay, the Kangaroo, Windshield Destroyer had me cackling. FUCKING KANGAROO!!!🤣
The dude who punched kangaroo has my respect,because if kangaroo decided to fight back,things would have ended differently
U see the way my man 🤣 the kangaroo stood there and looked at him like
"Did u just punched me wtf is wrong with u"
Their back legs have super claws. Their preferred method of killing people is drowning. Slash and drag and drown. Careful for that kick!
Dearth diabetus the wide... holy shit I’m dying. That made my fucking week
Bruh when he punched that kangaroo, it lagged and couldn’t figure out what was going on
(stole this info off the austrailian market) kangaroos usually have most of their power in their legs, so the kangaroo most likely thought the guy was gonna decimate him with his legs as he put some force in that punch.
the scariest thing in this video was the politics jumpscare
13:24 Planet of Apes foreshadowing
that video is actually a promo for planet of the apes
@@miguedady resident evil 5 actually from memory
The Monke of Hydration-Saving
I hate russian jenga tower fight. The boss is just too passive, don't deal any damage and you can easily beat him. The problem is that you victory makes the arena fall on you and kill you right after victory without giving you a bonfire!
I want to know whats is that song now haha
@@Mekkanixx Dragonslayer armor ost
Dude chill, it's the tutorial boss
And it resets the boss.
imagine bed of chaos breaking the floor only after defeating it
I’m assembling a team to beat the kid slayer, anyone want to join?
He's too powerful
They say the age of heroes will never come again
I will put my summon sign outside the boss arena.
I’m here
I'm here
The sound effects in the Darth Diabetus fight are so good
That guy with the kangaroo has got to be one of the sickest videos. Even without the darksouls memes
How is everyone max level and not using magic??
Because swords are more funner
Quality, full strength or full dex builds.
8:40 that attack stance, you can see that a big blow is coming...
Even stuck his tongue out and everything
She could've dodged it smh
Noob player, she is.
1:07 min One slap man can´t hide his smile😆😆
Sees Aldrich, Devourer of Gods for the first time and learning about its origin: interesting.
Sees that praying mantis: *makes my skin crawl* 😰
So we not gonna talk about the fact that the kid at 12:18 just was grapped and vanished, tf was that that grabbed her?
From a movie I think
Is it bad that part made me laugh
Thats why people jump before enter the bed
No one knows
chewbacca
Some of these, like the Turkey should inflict status damage, like terror
What do you mean? The woman was already in terror. That turkey couldve ripped her in pieces. I had to cut it because things got preety graphic after that 😳
That is sekiro my man
I'm legit gonna have nightmares about that praying mantis. What the absolute fuck.
Hearting all comments. Its the best i can do since i cant find a video to make a meme of it in 2 weeks
Lol its all good take your time!
Dude it is the best dark souls meme complication vid I have ever seen and thank you for not using just the vordt's theme. This vid may be revolutionary for souls meme videos too
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@@eduardodias2073 all those tricked people showing to watch a video that nobody wanted to see 🤣
@@eduardodias2073 jokes on you i know the link