I remember when I first watched this channel and I used to think being “Lexi” was some sort of huge joke but now I know that Lexi is genuinely Lexi and that’s even more awesome
Stand user: *Dora* Stand name: 《Boots》 Power: A Speed: B Range: A Durability: D Precision: D Potential: B Stand Cry: "Dora ra ra ra ra ra ra ra" Ability: Can pull out literally anything from her backpack Weakness: Can't spot anything without asking the audience
3:11 actually made this one into a dnd npc. A retired, 85 year old level 20 adventurer (fighter/rogue) She runs a local inn with her husband, a level 20 bard. My players are yet to discover this about them. I scatter random retired adventurers around my dnd worlds to both make them feel more lived in, and to punish murder hobos that decide mugging the sweet old couple who've been nothing but nice to them is a good idea
@@sonetagu1337 Incase you didn't know: DnD is a TTRPG (Table Top Role Play Game), make a party with friends, choose someone to become the eldritch god (Dungeon/Game master) of the world, and mame up your own rules! It's really fun and I suggest going down the UA-cam rabbit hole of DnD if you want to get into it.
[Stand Name] Little Black Backpack [Stand User] Dora Márquez (Yes, this name is canon) [Stand Abilities] Taking the form of a backpack, the inside has a controlled black hole that Dora can use it to store and take out anything she needs. Destructive Power: D Speed: E Range: E Durability: A Precision: B Creative Potential: A Little Black Backpack Act II Now an anthropomorphic gorilla with the Backpack, it can do all the things a normal humanoid Stand can do, as well as the abilities of Act 1 Destructive Power: B Speed: B Range: D Durability: A Precision: A Creative Potential: A
Swiper: " oh you're approaching me? Instead of running you are coming straight to me?" Dora: "I cant beat the vocabulary out of you without getting closer"
5:01 Holy shit. That kid is on oxygen and he is still working towards his black belt. And that’s a red belt, he still needs 6 months of ChoDanBo before he can test. I bet he will make it. He has the strength.
i woulda gone direct hit soldier or spy to rename my sapper/direct hit to "spicy pillow" and change description to "starts a fire that cannot be put out." i just remembered the gas passer, which would be even better
That's what I love about DOOM. The game is less skill and more run n gun. Yes, on the harder difficulties it is _pure_ skill, but on easy and normal it is somewhat chill
@@jessiestrenke6041 sorry I’m not sure but I believe Lexi has said that she uses she/her pronouns? I’m not sure tho, but if I’m wrong, the original commenter wasn’t wrong anyways, you don’t have to use both pronouns in a sentence
3:19: You can only find this 2-for-1 boss in the secret whirlpool off the tip of Florida, at the bottom of the map. Recommended strategy is to kite the pair while focusing the Crimson Cleaver with ranged attacks, then once he goes down, just charge the Pale Ride with a grapple and DPS match the guy. You get a sweet artifact from them that gives you +15 strength and +30 luck, but it also makes you wanted by every lawful organization if you wear it, so watch out.
I was thinking almost the exact same thing. Like literally the exact words that went through my mind were "imagine seeing a limp, slightly lumpy cow fall from a plane, only for it to hit the ground and cause a massive explosion."
0:00 Bernie genders Stats: Dmg - 1000 Health - 25000 Abilities: frost deflection 0:26: amith, the legend Stats: Dmg - 2000 Health - 50000 Abilities: true manipulation (ran out of ability ideas :( 0:30: banilla, the Messer upper Stats: Dmg - 9999 Health - 99999 Abilities: ENRAGING, banna split 0:35: Undead storyteller Stats: Dmg - 6000 Health - 85015 Abilities: book smash, story come true! 0:50: The body guards Stats: Dmg - 2350 Health - 10k 0:55: heptcat the bestagon! Stats: Dmg 44,444 Health 444,444 Abilities: geometric illusion, supreme scare! 1:07: Orion, the unspantable Stats: Dmg - 40k Health - 355k Abilities: the belt shield, emergency belt shield, the great spank 1:11: DARTH BERNIE stats: Dmg - 720k Health - 10m Abilities: The push, golden shield, and enraged 1:23: bøg, spectrum thief Stats: Dmg - 555k Hp - 6m Abilities: spectral barrage, lightning dash I will continue to update this till I reach the end of the video
“Ronald McDonalds troll KFC by chanting and dancing as they invade fast food rival” “Seven clowns, dressed as Ronald McDonald, chanted "you're s***" as they waited in line with other customers” looks like the McLegion invaded the kingdom of fucking chicken...
i was playing genshin impact doing a bounty and i heard "immune to all physical attacks and takes 40% extra energy damage" 6:12 which are the exact stats of the bounty im fighting
Final boss of my "childhood": Name: my being nonbinary Strength: ??? Weakness: not being accepted. Battle cry: NOBODY CAN CHANGE WHO I AM! Has infinite HP, immune to physical attacks, takes extra damage when told to be normal, regenerates HP very quickly. Lair/fight arena: the lgbtqia+ closet.
4:19 The smartest, bravest, and toughest kid of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Master Calliou. ... You get the feeling that the statue is staring at you with intense hostility. Return the Statue's feelings of hostility? > Yes > No
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 158 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
6:17 Damn, I really miss Unus Annus. That was the only thing I looked forward to each day. Watching Mark, Ethan and Amy do dumb things together for a year.
we are every where and can be summoned just by a single picture, saying, and reference to unnus annus hello unnus annus's memories will always live momento mori
“To be fair, Caillou is kind of a giant brat.”
*Kind of?*
I know, I know, HE’S LITERALLY A GIANT BRAT! (Look up Caillous hight)
HE IS T-POSING
@@Themtaters618 5'11? WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?
@@hammskie05 Protein powder and steroids.
My guy is even crying in his theme song its do stupid
" Your child's BMI is *infinity* "
Americans: _I see no problem here_
Yeah, but what’s the issue there? I legit have no idea
Papa stalin
@@LTDroz Basically it's saying you're infinitely obese
Is everybody not like that?
@@LTDroz Nah I don't absorb things well and have a supernaturally fast metabolism so I weigh like 80 pounds at 5' 1"
"whats up sexy im lexi" makes me feel a positive feeling i shouldnt be feeling but i really like this feeling
You should be feeling that positive feeling, you deserve it
one day its gonna get reversed and your gonna get called lexi.
Oh ok
Achievement Get! *H o r n y*
@@ambi_cc8464damit you beat me to it
I remember when I first watched this channel and I used to think being “Lexi” was some sort of huge joke but now I know that Lexi is genuinely Lexi and that’s even more awesome
Stand user: *Dora*
Stand name: 《Boots》
Power: A
Speed: B
Range: A
Durability: D
Precision: D
Potential: B
Stand Cry: "Dora ra ra ra ra ra ra ra"
Ability: Can pull out literally anything from her backpack
Weakness: Can't spot anything without asking the audience
Josuke approved
*happy cd noises*
Backpack says delicioco even though she can't taste with the top of her head
*"Kids, where do the lame-arsed go?"*
@@V4N9U15H.
*"Hell they go"*
_Pause_
*"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA"*
_breakdown breakdown_
Dora's cousin: Diego
Dora's boyfriend: Diego
*Alabama cloning intensifies*
My childhood... no
@Mr garrison "But I don't know what"
ALABAMA 100
Yes
@@TheLexikitty Yourjokebutworse
Stand master: Dora
Stand name: Boots
Ability: Backpack dimension
Strength: *Immeasurable*
Durability: *ØØØ*
Speed: *S P E E D*
Yes
Boots is the ultimate stando
ZA WARUDO
-hotel: trivago-
DORA DORA DORA DORA
3:11 actually made this one into a dnd npc. A retired, 85 year old level 20 adventurer (fighter/rogue)
She runs a local inn with her husband, a level 20 bard.
My players are yet to discover this about them. I scatter random retired adventurers around my dnd worlds to both make them feel more lived in, and to punish murder hobos that decide mugging the sweet old couple who've been nothing but nice to them is a good idea
Lol
Btw can i geet for the link of game? I don't care if it doesn't run much good on my crappy laptop, i just wanna play lolol
@@sonetagu1337 Incase you didn't know: DnD is a TTRPG (Table Top Role Play Game), make a party with friends, choose someone to become the eldritch god (Dungeon/Game master) of the world, and mame up your own rules! It's really fun and I suggest going down the UA-cam rabbit hole of DnD if you want to get into it.
Damn, the JoJo and Dora crossover looks pretty dope.
Lel
XD
Yea very
[Stand Name]
Little Black Backpack
[Stand User]
Dora Márquez (Yes, this name is canon)
[Stand Abilities]
Taking the form of a backpack, the inside has a controlled black hole that Dora can use it to store and take out anything she needs.
Destructive Power: D
Speed: E
Range: E
Durability: A
Precision: B
Creative Potential: A
Little Black Backpack Act II
Now an anthropomorphic gorilla with the Backpack, it can do all the things a normal humanoid Stand can do, as well as the abilities of Act 1
Destructive Power: B
Speed: B
Range: D
Durability: A
Precision: A
Creative Potential: A
@@DashBolt Bork [wow]
*Uh oh looks like Dora’s pissed at everyone for giving her the wrong directions*
Why do i saw Dora pulling out a grenade launcher from her backpack?
@@wut1727 UH OH
@@wut1727 OH SH-
@@wut1727 THE ONLY WAY IS TO RUN DONT HIDE SHE WILL FIND YOU
@@wut1727 RUN WHILE YOU CAN
The Mermer: "It's Just Nipples!"
Annusly I'm surprised the Melon Man isn't here too
Unus
@@guts60 Annus
Memento mori my friends
Unus
the memories will live on forever
bro
every time i hear lexi say "hi sexy, im lexi, and welcome back to emkay"
every bit of sadness in my body vanishes
Alternate title: Lexi gets scared by very witty "boss battle" scenarios
you would to if you were built like a wet napkin
@@TheLexikitty I'm built like a rock
A depressed rock
@@TheLexikitty fair enough
Nice pfp
"The Mermer, abomination of the land and sea"
Me: *Cries in Momento Mori*
After seeing that I thought "wait" and had to go back. Oh how I miss Unus Annus.
owie zowie my soul
UNUS ANNUS
Someone knows
*Cries in non tempus*
I find the Bernie sitting in Dracula's throne 10x funnier considering Richter is medieval nobility
IT'S YA BOI, GUZMA
@@techicolorslowpoke2702 thats what i was thinling
2:52
Lexi sounds like the Smash Bro’s voice when you’re picking a character
Exactly
this made me wish i could mod so i could make a thing where it's normal SSB but the announcer is *all lexi*
@@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao That would be awesome
“This looks like pirate cuphead”
Well....
👀
it IS
*All ways has been.*
Mods exist, we can make it happen
@@purplehatter550 Well, let’s do it. What are we waiting for?
“Why does your cat have angles???”
-EmKay 2021
*lexi
you mean lexi
knew it
lexi
Everyone has an angle hocus
*”What's up sexy, I’m Lexi*”*
The best quote there is
[EDIT] 3yrs later and ive discovered that i am trans (ftm). woohoo!!!
yes, except her name is lexi
@@HanzTheODST excuse me, "her"?
@@jakskdneo Lexi is a trans woman
*Brings out condoms*
What's up sexy, I'm lexi
@@jakskdneo yeah, shes a girl
Lexi: Hee-hee-hee!
Robin: Hahahaha
Jack: Hehe!
Damien and Zach for whatever reason: *W H E E Z E*
Yeseseses
Well Zach has a reason. He was a chronic vaper in the Breezy lore
Me: I feel like I’m not learning anything
Teacher: why
Me: I’m still in school arent I?
nice
Murdered by words
😂 I’m dying
Lol
😂
Swiper: " oh you're approaching me? Instead of running you are coming straight to me?"
Dora: "I cant beat the vocabulary out of you without getting closer"
Severely underrated comment, right here!
Then Swiper learn how to enounciate and unlocks his true potential as dora says her last words: "Sniper, no snipi-"
XD
Dora: *oh* *it’s* *over* *for* *you* *swiper*
Kono dora da
No one:
Me: _looking for Dora but can't see it_
Why did you call Dora a "it" lol
@@emerybrown6145 We all know Dora is beyond mortal gender roles.
You don't look dora she looks for you @Wut ?
@@giaxo1739 well...except for Steve Steve
@@isabelpriestuwu6379 oh....oh no
Honestly Lexi is my definite fav narrator. She’s just so awesome and funny ❤️
W a i t .
W h a t ?
@@darthdr3 what what
@@darthdr3 Lexi's trans mtf. you walnut
Robin superior
@@sevenbluecircles Basic explenation, when i was new to watching emkay i thought Lexi was a boy. not a girl.
lexi's voice whenever she narrates is just pure ear candy, makes me smile everytime
I completely agree
@UnderSwap_ SansYT ?
@UnderSwap_ SansYT Lexi is a she
@@Chad-hl5vc is she trans?
@@irrelevanttroll3312 yh
Lexi is just chaotic neutral wanting to do weird and funny things but in the nicest way possible
fr!
she’s definitely chaotic good
@@perfectpixels6531 she’s honestly awesome
@@perfectpixels6531 She’s a girl!!?? But she sounds exactly like a man!
@@GAND-OZZ she’s trans that’s why hope this helps
1:06 “it only takes one bullet” a lizard
5:01
Holy shit. That kid is on oxygen and he is still working towards his black belt. And that’s a red belt, he still needs 6 months of ChoDanBo before he can test.
I bet he will make it. He has the strength.
Recently in a Tf2 match there was someone named "Sexy Lexy" on the enemy team and this was all I could think off
@J Dude Man, please stop promoting your music.
TF2.
nice
Definitely an Emkay fan
the only thing is her name is Lexi
i woulda gone direct hit soldier or spy to rename my sapper/direct hit to "spicy pillow"
and change description to "starts a fire that cannot be put out."
i just remembered the gas passer, which would be even better
"What's up sexia, I have dyslexia!"
and my name's lxei
@@TheLexikitty ITS LEXI!!!!
@@BilliamH SmH. hE SpElLeD iT "lxei" aS a JoKe To PoRtRaY tHaT hE hAs DySlExiA. R/WoOoOsH. SMH!1111!!1
@@BilliamH Can't tell if you're trying to grab attention or you just stupid.
No reason you can't be both, of course.
So does yoda.
Shit I rhymed it
This was the first emkay video I watched and it still warms my heart to see it on my feed again.
6:20 when you spot unus annus but no else knows the secrets.
But what of the Hee hoo? Or the Gongoozler?
@@magenta2787
Or the scp amy
S N I F F, S N I F F M Y N O S E SMELLS F E A R fuck scp references
6:17 Memento Mori. Lmao Mermer was hilarious
OMG SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!
@@cloudiekismet If you go through the comments alot of people did :)
Swiper be like "Oh god where is she this time?"
Dora: (Put hand on his head)
"Found you"
(CRUSH)
("We did it" plays in the background)
We did it!
WE MADE SWIPER'S HEAD INTO A BROKEN DISAPPOINTMENT.
We did it!
@@Joseph-Gardner D-D-D-D-D-DORA, D-D-D-D-D-DORA
6:44
Probibly because they ARE low level bandits from skyrim.
" Why does your cat have angles?"
Lexi, 2021
If cats are liquids they can say "F*ck nature" and become a hexagon
I'll become a one hundred angled polygon
lexi*
@@donutquestionedtheelevated1070 whats that supposed to look like?
@@judicatorhurayth1927 yes
"DORA THE DESTROYER"
*S W I P E R*
*A I N T*
*S W I P I N G*
*A N Y M O R E .*
*I*
*A M*
*R I P P E D .*
SWIPER BOUTA GET HIS SOUL SWIPED
@fish Underrated
*Dora has swiped Swiper's internal organs*
* insert bfg divison here*
Swiper got his life swiped.
"Whats up sexy I'm lexi"
Me and my self esteem: :DDDDDDDD
Dr.misery the multi faced
@@rafaelgiffoni260 BAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes
Lexi is awesome
Wholesome moment
2:30 five of a kind
When she says the mermer
nostalgic flashbacks: let us present ourselves
She*
Unus
@@nekovannox annus momento mori #wewerehere
@@5h4d wait...
*SHE!?*
@@squidsushi8644 yes
“THE MER-MER!!”
Me, an intellectual-“Das Mark from Unis Annus”!!
god I miss that chanel, but at least we still got regular Eef and Mark
Memento Mori dude-
@@aranshouse316 EEF won't be forgotten, that new name will be his forever name
@@antisocial5813 EEF will be in our hearts-
@@aranshouse316 EEF'S TOGETHER STRONG
[deleted channel]
“And then I lost to a nominee with bigger fingers.”
0:00
0:01
😏
poor dofismerts
"Notice me trumpai" is the thing I would never have expected to hear.
"I have no skill in video games" makes multiple doom references
doom requires the skill of shoot everything
@@TheLexikitty as a fan of the franchise I can agree
That's what I love about DOOM. The game is less skill and more run n gun. Yes, on the harder difficulties it is _pure_ skill, but on easy and normal it is somewhat chill
@@TheLexikitty indeed
@@guts60 But older doom games are very tricky.
(Also I just noticed your name 😂)
When the MerMer appeared i felt even more depressed about Unus Annus' death. Memento mori.
Unus Annus. Unus Annus!
@@spoopyvirgil4944 yk they should of added hee hoo and melon man
@felix's ramen I'll have to check if either of them is there and if not, Im adding Hee Hoo
first the Mermer, then Hee Hoo, then The Gongoozler
memento mori
I'm really sorry I thought Lexi said "Bernie Handers: immune to Cul de Sacs"
Oh god im french
Uhhhh
@@candyoblivion6228 Ah yes, ass of bags...
@J Dude can you not
@@diesirae8954 œ
5:12
Me with a mask which keeps slipping off my face: * chuckles* I’m in mortal danger.
Lexi: *uses dramatic announcer voice*
[Everyone liked that]
aw thanks
@@TheLexikitty thanks for the shoutout :D
@@TheLexikitty *HOLLY FUCK ITS YOU!*
"Vladimir the poisoner of underpants"
In any other universe this would be a joke, but ohhhh nooooo
Oh shit-
*Really don’t like what you’re implying there*
*_b u d d y_*
Just saying, your pfp..😗👌 chefs kiss
Is... Is the character's head on your Pfp colored as russian empire flag, or I'm getting paranoical from all the politics
@@geoegjmot8443 no- no wait- hahahhah- it's the nonbinary flag
5:42
"I LOVE HIM"
Me: hears creeper hissing Me: looks behind me *UR NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT*
Sss :]
@@Crep35 No
@@Crep35 *whacketh with sword*
@@Crep35 *whacketh, with theth pickacth.*
@@Crep35 guys dont slay creeper hes nice but you guys just doesnt understand him/her
Stand Master: Dora “The Destroyer” Vasquez
Stand: Platinum Boots
Jojo's be like
Boots platinum
ZA OH MANO!
“Why does he need this many *watermelon”*
My English teacher: *Boss fight unlocked*
I'm just binging the whole lexi playlist at 2x speed because she's the best narrator and I wanna watch all of her videos
I love how Lexi's voice even in full badass mode just melts when seeing a cute puppy lol
BECAUSE PUPPIES OKAY THEY'RE CUTE
@@TheLexikitty I will make you fight the mount mutt
do you think fighting an environmental puppy boss smashing you with his hand is cute
@@TheLexikitty I have a chubby pitbull she's 56 and really cute!
@@TheLexikitty That's fine, I mean our dog just sleeps, yells at us, and sleeps on us, but she is the cutest thing
@@TheLexikitty Yes
5:32
It's only a Boss fight because you have to fight thousands of other people in order to unlock it as a pet
And there is only 1
Just the fact that there is an actual person name Dick Warlock.
Parents must have loved em.
And there is another guy named Amon Gus
dicc warelocc
@@embreadiment oh
Ah yes... The name embodies all felwinter's lie, stasis, slideshot Warlocks to exist in Destiny 2... Well, at least the ones I encountered..
0:58 hexagoncat/7 sided cube cat
“Do you see my steroids?”
-Dora The Destroyer
7:14 obligatory "Khajiit has wares if you have coin."
Lexi's reaction whenever she sees a dog is the purest thing
*ahem* he/she
yeah so they can use she, it's fine
@@jessiestrenke6041 sorry I’m not sure but I believe Lexi has said that she uses she/her pronouns? I’m not sure tho, but if I’m wrong, the original commenter wasn’t wrong anyways, you don’t have to use both pronouns in a sentence
@@australiankappa8123 she does use she/her.. I don’t know where they got the ‘he’ from??
@@alexghostxx lexi is trans i believe, so they could be making a mistake from seeing transphobes using him and non transphobes using her
4:10. Ghostbusters proton stream
guys put caliou statues instead of houses,this is why homeless people exist.
LMAO-
Yea
Dont worry Caliou Got that covered
EmKay: The mermer!
Me: Hey I knew that guy before he was deleted out of existence!
What happened?
@@spongy7426 You wouldn't understand
Memento Mori my friend.
Memento Mori
3:19: You can only find this 2-for-1 boss in the secret whirlpool off the tip of Florida, at the bottom of the map. Recommended strategy is to kite the pair while focusing the Crimson Cleaver with ranged attacks, then once he goes down, just charge the Pale Ride with a grapple and DPS match the guy. You get a sweet artifact from them that gives you +15 strength and +30 luck, but it also makes you wanted by every lawful organization if you wear it, so watch out.
I love when Lexi goes high pitchand all dogs in the area can hear them
can we appreciate lexi's amazing ability to imitate different pitches- I SAY THIS IN EVERY VIDEO FOR EVERY NARRARATOR bRuH-
aw thanks
@@TheLexikitty it’s LEXI
@@TheLexikitty I know this comment was 2 years ago but here's a thumbs up: 👍
Imagine seeing a cow falling form the sky then an entire state is deleted
I was thinking almost the exact same thing. Like literally the exact words that went through my mind were "imagine seeing a limp, slightly lumpy cow fall from a plane, only for it to hit the ground and cause a massive explosion."
Worms: Mad cow/Bovine blitz.
0:00 Bernie genders
Stats:
Dmg - 1000
Health - 25000
Abilities: frost deflection
0:26: amith, the legend
Stats:
Dmg - 2000
Health - 50000
Abilities: true manipulation (ran out of ability ideas :(
0:30: banilla, the Messer upper
Stats:
Dmg - 9999
Health - 99999
Abilities: ENRAGING, banna split
0:35: Undead storyteller
Stats:
Dmg - 6000
Health - 85015
Abilities: book smash, story come true!
0:50: The body guards
Stats:
Dmg - 2350
Health - 10k
0:55: heptcat the bestagon!
Stats:
Dmg 44,444
Health 444,444
Abilities: geometric illusion, supreme scare!
1:07: Orion, the unspantable
Stats:
Dmg - 40k
Health - 355k
Abilities: the belt shield, emergency belt shield, the great spank
1:11: DARTH BERNIE
stats:
Dmg - 720k
Health - 10m
Abilities: The push, golden shield, and enraged
1:23: bøg, spectrum thief
Stats:
Dmg - 555k
Hp - 6m
Abilities: spectral barrage, lightning dash
I will continue to update this till I reach the end of the video
He died before he could
Press F
o7
F
F
1:01 "Why does your cat have angles?" - Lexi 2021
Therapist: Your sleep paralysis demon isn't real, it can't hurt you
My sleep paralysis demon: 4:55
That thing is very much real and can very much hurt you
I kinda want it to hurt me...
"this is like pirate cuphead"
wait a minute...
I'm pretty sure the Emkay theme is from cuphead
@@ryantheredzombie6124 im talking about that there’s actually a pirate boss in cuphead
“Ronald McDonalds troll KFC by chanting and dancing as they invade fast food rival”
“Seven clowns, dressed as Ronald McDonald, chanted "you're s***" as they waited in line with other customers”
looks like the McLegion invaded the kingdom of fucking chicken...
Lexi’s voice just has that likableness to it!!! Whenever I hear her voice, it makes my day ❤
5:57 isn’t this a quote from, oh I don’t know, THE FREAKING BIBLE
6:14 Anyone who's played Old World Blues knows how powerful that thing really is.
6:20 Ah I see you're a man of culture as well. Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento mori
*THE MERMER*
6:55 then bring, “Thor, The Stormbreaker”
*oh no now dora is now gonna kill everyone bc everyone either didn't answer or said to go the the wrong way*
2:36, ah yes, an enemy rush style boss fight.
1:22 STOP HIM HE IS STEALING THE GAYS!!!!!!
Nah I'm good
i was playing genshin impact doing a bounty and i heard "immune to all physical attacks and takes 40% extra energy damage" 6:12
which are the exact stats of the bounty im fighting
Every time I hear Lexi's voice it gives me so much serotonin! I love her so much 🥺🥺🥺
lol ok
@@Homie252 Yeah there's something kinda cringe about naming which happy chemicals you're getting from something. Not sure why but I get you.
same but when i see a comment with lexi's correct pronouns and 20+ replies, i get adrenaline
Seeing The Mermer actually hurt me a little lol. RIP
Same bro. Same :( R.I.P and Momento Mori
Same. 😭
memento mori
2:06 "I don't have actual gaming skill or patience" oh we know, we saw your minecraft video :D
Final boss of my "childhood":
Name: my being nonbinary
Strength: ???
Weakness: not being accepted.
Battle cry: NOBODY CAN CHANGE WHO I AM!
Has infinite HP, immune to physical attacks, takes extra damage when told to be normal, regenerates HP very quickly.
Lair/fight arena: the lgbtqia+ closet.
The secret boss of Emkay is Damien except slightly larger, purple and dressed in a hula dress.
4:19
The smartest, bravest, and toughest kid of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Master Calliou.
...
You get the feeling that the statue is staring at you with intense hostility.
Return the Statue's feelings of hostility?
> Yes > No
YES
I live to hear Lexi's adorable squeals when they see a cute dog 🥺
Ikr her squeals are just aww
@@Holywaturr her?
I live to live
@@simpfordabi4058 yea she's Trans
@@simpfordabi4058 Yes. Her.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 158 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Your first
6:17 Damn, I really miss Unus Annus. That was the only thing I looked forward to each day. Watching Mark, Ethan and Amy do dumb things together for a year.
6:21 the unnus annus memories hit different
Okay going through the comments, There's surprisingly a lot of Unus Annus fans. Memento Mori. I'm glad to see you here.
Momento mori
I haven't seen much comments mentioning it but Memento Mori.
we are every where and can be summoned just by a single picture, saying, and reference to unnus annus hello unnus annus's memories will always live momento mori
Lexi: "What's up, sexy..."
Me: *immediately clicks like button*
3:44 is it classic eggman or fatter eggman
Classic Eggman
Lexi always makes my day better, her voice always me happy
she’s so awesome! my little sister is legally blind and she just listens to Lexi all day
Lexi is fucking goddess like damn
Lexi is a internet parental figure and trans icon at this point and its beautiful
I HEAR A BOY VOICE but i think when the video uploaded she got sick
@@salmadalmook2954 she's a trans woman
“Run while you still can” has been the title of 2 of you videos now
Well why haven’t you run yet? You have been warned...
6:02
Hello there.
Love your narrated videos Lexi,Keep it up girl😊✌️😄
Hey Lexi! I hope you see this, you make me feel confident about me beings a trans woman and you make us all feel powerful! Thank You!!!
Who's Lexi?
this video's narrator
they have a channel called TheLexiCat
@payton smith this is a good comment