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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @Paulysolo
    @Paulysolo 21 день тому +4557

    I've never seen a video game that assumes you are browsing your phone while playing it.

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 20 днів тому +188

      This video actually did remind me of when I heard that Netflix wants its shows to be made with the expectation that the viewer is doing something else while watching it; apparently, some of their shows repeat themselves a lot, probably to ensure you don't need to pay full attention to know what's going on (at the very least, their ATLA adaptation does this a lot from what I've seen). It genuinely feels like that’s why this game does it as well.

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar 19 днів тому +40

      @@TheMGMfan I heard ATLA was also shot in a weird way so that it can be converted easily to vertical viewing.

    • @mylesfrost9302
      @mylesfrost9302 19 днів тому +7

      @@ArifRWinandar whats ATLA?

    • @Larkinsmithx
      @Larkinsmithx 19 днів тому +16

      @@mylesfrost9302avatar the last airbender

    • @TomatoSage0
      @TomatoSage0 19 днів тому +1

      That’s just how it looks when people steal others work.

  • @Hidan056
    @Hidan056 22 дні тому +9715

    They knew all the dragon age fans were getting old so they made sure to recap it for the dementia patients.

    • @marcofiume3921
      @marcofiume3921 21 день тому +163

      We're not getting THAT old, what about original Baldur's Gate fans then? 😭

    • @PeppermintBissextile
      @PeppermintBissextile 21 день тому +50

      So that's why! I'll play this when I reach 80 then.

    • @puddi8817
      @puddi8817 21 день тому +72

      ​@@marcofiume3921 We got one of the best games made in history, for the third time.

    • @dancep
      @dancep 21 день тому +20

      @@marcofiume3921 Those war heroes are no longer with us...

    • @keiranleeoates
      @keiranleeoates 21 день тому +24

      It's more for the younger ones, they might not be paying attention to the game as they need those quick hits of dopamine, so luckily the game reminds them

  • @niemiec745
    @niemiec745 22 дні тому +18132

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that the elven gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain have escaped Fen'Harel's prison.

    • @antonkirilenko3116
      @antonkirilenko3116 22 дні тому +628

      Or that dwarves can't dream

    • @joaopc94
      @joaopc94 22 дні тому +255

      The guys from warhammer?

    • @Jgarcia05
      @Jgarcia05 22 дні тому +234

      ​@@antonkirilenko3116Or the artifacts

    • @4Core100
      @4Core100 22 дні тому +45

      @@Jgarcia05 I know where the artifacts are but Dunkey comment section is not it

    • @tomkrawec
      @tomkrawec 22 дні тому +50

      And then they got amneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesia.

  • @jessavelane
    @jessavelane 21 день тому +883

    Then Morrigan showed up and recapped all the 3 previous games. After that, she did it again.

    • @Varthanil
      @Varthanil 20 днів тому +39

      We are looking for an artifact. Remember

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 10 днів тому +3

      @@Varthanil can you tell me about this artifact again?

    • @HierophanticRose
      @HierophanticRose 6 днів тому

      They are gonna keep bringing Morrigan back until she looks like her mother.

  • @ziyaanbiswas8467
    @ziyaanbiswas8467 22 дні тому +30612

    This is The first short term memory loss type game

    • @onetruehavoc
      @onetruehavoc 22 дні тому +790

      More like the first short term memory game lol

    • @onetruehavoc
      @onetruehavoc 22 дні тому +642

      Its actually the first short term memory loss game lol

    • @whyjustwhy0
      @whyjustwhy0 22 дні тому +378

      @@onetruehavocno no you’ve got it wrong it’s actually the first short term memory loss game

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes 22 дні тому +97

      It’s because they know it’s made for mindless npcs.

    • @Zen_Gun
      @Zen_Gun 22 дні тому +276

      Maybe the writers of this game... all have amnesia

  • @onlyrealnumber
    @onlyrealnumber 22 дні тому +14409

    Finally, a game that reminds you of the plot every 2 minutes so you can pay more attention to the 3 other screens you're looking at.

    • @everettgiesbrecht779
      @everettgiesbrecht779 22 дні тому +640

      I'm waiting for the Subway Surfers and Family Guy clips while an AI voice reads Reddit posts DLC

    • @swaggerdagger8976
      @swaggerdagger8976 22 дні тому +312

      i dont want to live in a world where media starts being catered to people who only half pay attention to it with family guy or subway surfers in their peripheral vision

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +173

      Truly a game made for the modern audience, lol.

    • @spark556
      @spark556 22 дні тому +1

      🤣

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 22 дні тому +47

      @@swaggerdagger8976 It ruins the pace of the story and development by taking up dialoged time, and allows for bad writing habits.

  • @maximilliannewcombe1719
    @maximilliannewcombe1719 22 дні тому +8542

    We should applaud BioWare for being the first developer to make their games fully accessible to those with complete short term memory loss

    • @mementomori2365
      @mementomori2365 22 дні тому +101

      Finally good inclusion

    • @mikeoakeshart3823
      @mikeoakeshart3823 22 дні тому +136

      It's appeals to genz ADHD youtube shorts tiktok kind of audience 😂😂

    • @mzxa9988
      @mzxa9988 22 дні тому +39

      Streamers finally have a game suites for them

    • @Kira.wolf98
      @Kira.wolf98 22 дні тому +2

      This was hilarious😂

    • @Princeps2
      @Princeps2 22 дні тому +16

      Yeah, my fish is really happy playing this game.

  • @TheApatheticGuy
    @TheApatheticGuy 21 день тому +881

    If this is what Bioware is up to these days, I'm finally okay with not having Kotor 3.

    • @ValbrandrLeonhardt
      @ValbrandrLeonhardt 21 день тому +21

      I just want the kotor 1 remake already. Saber Interactive said it wasn't cancelled, and they finally have a budget for it. Maybe we'll see it in 3-4 years

    • @binjoofficial
      @binjoofficial 21 день тому +50

      @@ValbrandrLeonhardt you really, really should temper your expectations then
      even if they leave everything story related completely intact - which honestly id say would be the best case scenario, seeing how these days their writing quality is "well I didn't expect to fight an ogre today" - I guarantee it's nowhere near as good as you remember. in fact, if you try playing the original today, you'll find it borderline unplayable, and the story besides That Twist is incredibly generic space fantasy that's about 67% clichés and 33% filler
      KOTOR 2 is the good one (story wise), you only remember the first one fondly cause it was the second ever star wars game that wasn't TOTAL trash

    • @sirjanska9575
      @sirjanska9575 20 днів тому +4

      @@ValbrandrLeonhardt I don't even care for that. I just want someone to port the original game to modern hardware with 4K support and a hud that scales properly.

    • @ValbrandrLeonhardt
      @ValbrandrLeonhardt 20 днів тому

      @@binjoofficial bioware isn't in charge of the kotor remake. It was picked up by Sony, and after passing through development hell, is currently being worked on by Saber Interactive.

    • @twocows360
      @twocows360 20 днів тому +3

      @@binjoofficial they were both good and i say this as someone whose favorite game is kotor 2. kotor 1 isn't particularly deep or anything but it's a solid star wars game that does what it intends to do very well.

  • @d0onut
    @d0onut 22 дні тому +5486

    Dialogue sounds like they expect me to put the game down for 6 months every 5 minutes

    • @sigy4ever
      @sigy4ever 22 дні тому +244

      cus its traaaaash

    • @jepeman
      @jepeman 22 дні тому +250

      Its a bedtime story for toddlers, teaching how to be nice to each other.
      The scary fight parts are a bit iffy though.

    • @Ambilition
      @Ambilition 22 дні тому +35

      I mean.... won't you?

    • @mellowyellow6572
      @mellowyellow6572 22 дні тому +157

      Everyone talks like they’re in a Marvel movie. I miss when fantasy characters were eloquent not anachronistic.

    • @Regarded69
      @Regarded69 22 дні тому +67

      Yeah it feels like the game is talking down to you, like it doesn't believe you can pick up on the most basic social cues.

  • @zioniczenko
    @zioniczenko 22 дні тому +9202

    This game couldn't be made in Dreams because Dwarves Don't Dream.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 22 дні тому +110

      Nobody could have wished for this game because even Make a Wish kids wouldn’t be caught dead playing it

    • @GodChaos333
      @GodChaos333 22 дні тому +63

      Maybe you have a point. Because dwarves don’t dream. Well that just happened.

    • @Mark-vr7pt
      @Mark-vr7pt 22 дні тому +31

      But then, they somehow could

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 22 дні тому +30

      ​@@Mark-vr7ptThis game broke all the lore even in the trailer. I gave up before it even came out.

    • @jeredgore6180
      @jeredgore6180 22 дні тому +22

      If dwarves don't dream how can their memes be dreams to melt steel beams

  • @emperman
    @emperman 22 дні тому +7315

    "I am a writer"
    Someone at Bioware probably

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +422

      BiowaEAre: What are your credentials?
      I write a lot on Twitter and ummm... I did a few erotic MLP fanfics.
      BiowaEAre: Himm....
      Did I mention my hair is purple and I'm non-binary?
      BiowaEAre: YOU'RE HIRED!

    • @Merumya
      @Merumya 22 дні тому +17

      did you know he was a writer?

    • @blok--head7472
      @blok--head7472 22 дні тому +45

      They are known as Wright-Tor, the incoherent.
      My favorite character from Kings Quest.

    • @nathanniesche6380
      @nathanniesche6380 22 дні тому +49

      "Creative writing is my passion!"

    • @NOLNV1
      @NOLNV1 22 дні тому +12

      not anymore, they fired like 5 people per second these last few years

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 17 днів тому +148

    Dunkey actually flipped on the Dementia feature in Accessibility Settings. Of course, he doesn't remember this, because he has dementia.

    • @thatshadowguy1005
      @thatshadowguy1005 6 днів тому +4

      dunkey doesn't have dementia!
      he got amneeeeeeeesiaaaaaaaa

  • @NikTek
    @NikTek 22 дні тому +6575

    I see why IGN rated this Game 9/10... because it reminds you of the plot 9 times every 10 mintues

    • @anyau
      @anyau 22 дні тому +8

      p

    • @Hpalhazred
      @Hpalhazred 22 дні тому +86

      Like if 90% of the population had ADHD.

    • @SETHRX7
      @SETHRX7 22 дні тому +90

      They probably wanted 11/10 but they didn't want to make players suspicious.

    • @ivoivic2448
      @ivoivic2448 22 дні тому +35

      gotta keep those game journos from losing track.

    • @elmandalorian1255
      @elmandalorian1255 22 дні тому +55

      It has a little something for everyone - IGN 9.5/10

  • @onyxi.x5777
    @onyxi.x5777 22 дні тому +8652

    The "Uh Oh" at EA was perfect

    • @TheGlitterMan
      @TheGlitterMan 22 дні тому +153

      That's always a red flag. The sad is EA is still running because people keep playing EA sports AND buying micro transactions.

    • @jamesdillan1928
      @jamesdillan1928 22 дні тому +96

      As someone who worked at EA, haha. This made me chuckle way too hard. We even made fun of it on the inside

    • @jkop2214
      @jkop2214 22 дні тому +12

      It was just spot on, here be trouble, haha.

    • @beastboy4246
      @beastboy4246 22 дні тому +8

      that's how you know its gonna be a great dunkey video. right off the bat we get commentary

    • @HurricaneBady
      @HurricaneBady 22 дні тому +10

      EA is so horrid that i wonder how they were able to release good games before. Like Dead Space or Mass Effect (even then, the reputations of those games became controversial in the end)

  • @SplittTwig
    @SplittTwig 22 дні тому +6882

    Thank god they got the “squeeze through some rocks” animation. 10/10

    • @Holy_Grapefruit
      @Holy_Grapefruit 22 дні тому +144

      It's not like that dwarf would've fit normally at all! Aint it amazing what triple A games do for us now?

    • @beniwastaken
      @beniwastaken 22 дні тому +125

      That's AAA.

    • @gehtsiegarnixan
      @gehtsiegarnixan 22 дні тому +176

      that's how you know it's AAA.

    • @SLVYER1
      @SLVYER1 22 дні тому +102

      This will be GOTY because you can have post transition scars, not because of the story, plot, or mechanics. The inclusivity angle is getting as annoying as europeans having fantasy racism in there themes because they like it.
      Im playing a game, i dont want statement about the real world being said, especially when theyre basic ideas aimed at manipulating kids into liking something with a viel of progressivity.
      (Im not an anything dont be weaponised)

    • @randomperson9732
      @randomperson9732 22 дні тому +170

      ​@@SLVYER1What?

  • @Crobian
    @Crobian 21 день тому +750

    This game's writing is what happens when an employee copy pastes ChatGPT without Memory enabled

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 18 днів тому +30

      Chatgpt writes better than this

    • @DKGH124
      @DKGH124 16 днів тому +42

      Saw a professional writer reviewing the dialogue say he didn't think it was written by AI because the AI would have a logical flow between lines of dialogue.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 16 днів тому

      This is not artificial intelligence. This is natural organic human stupidity. AI could never stoop down to Californian logic.

    • @ALovelyLad
      @ALovelyLad 14 днів тому +11

      No it was written by a ideological fool that takes his identity and others far too seriously

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 8 днів тому +1

      @@Hhhh22222-w With careful prompting yes...but even then it can get kinda repetitive.
      Funny comment tho! lol :P

  • @deecee26x
    @deecee26x 22 дні тому +4296

    "Well, I didn't expect to fight an Ogre today. Guess that's something I do now. I'll probably find an artifact next" -Forspoken girl, probably

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 22 дні тому +328

      They Ogre now?

    • @modex13
      @modex13 22 дні тому +426

      The ogre's standing right behind me, isn't he?

    • @Sorenant
      @Sorenant 22 дні тому +292

      Well, that just happened.

    • @oposdeo
      @oposdeo 22 дні тому +287

      Well THAT just happened. Next you'll tell me the ogre had an artifact or something. Could this day get any weirder? Umm, I guess I spoke too soon.

    • @anwarnaveedali4412
      @anwarnaveedali4412 22 дні тому +53

      @@Knights_of_the_Nine THEY OGRE NOW

  • @thant0s
    @thant0s 22 дні тому +1486

    "Once you go in, you NEVER get out. But I may know a way out."
    Profound.

    • @LizardSpork
      @LizardSpork 21 день тому +86

      They don't have to worry about consistency in dialogue cos they know their audience will never remember.

    • @TheKreativity
      @TheKreativity 20 днів тому +6

      I love dunkey

    • @Spoutnicks
      @Spoutnicks 20 днів тому +22

      Expectation subverted successfully

    • @Grogeous_Maximus
      @Grogeous_Maximus 16 днів тому +5

      "One does simply walk into Mordor, actually."

    • @TheKreativity
      @TheKreativity 15 днів тому +2

      @Grogeous_Maximus i don't think walking into Mordor is the difficult part of the experience but I haven't seen the movies or read the books so take my input with a grain of salt

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 22 дні тому +3338

    this is the best type of storytelling, because you will quit, because the dialogue sucks ass, and when you return, they tell you exactly what happened in the story up to that point every time

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 22 дні тому +71

      This is why I'm personally a fan of fromsofts way of storytelling. It can be as little to the absolute max of storytelling and it's completely up to you on how you want to digest the story.

    • @stavidjenkins
      @stavidjenkins 22 дні тому +71

      That's the problem though. Your second mistake was returning!

    • @GG-ou7it
      @GG-ou7it 22 дні тому +29

      If you buy any modern bioware game you deserve to lose your money 😂

    • @ormar4564
      @ormar4564 22 дні тому +6

      @@TerminalM193 yeah Metal Wolf Chaos was the best storytelling of all time

    • @WickedSlamathon
      @WickedSlamathon 22 дні тому +8

      @@TerminalM193 Metal Wolf Chaos' story is impossible to top.

  • @jams2399
    @jams2399 21 день тому +84

    This whole game is just “they fly now” writing in every line

  • @GusRokk
    @GusRokk 22 дні тому +5201

    Modern AAA experience:
    -forspoken dialogue
    -squeeze transitions
    -yes you can pet the dog

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. 22 дні тому +82

      You forgot the squeezing through rockfaces part

    • @moozipan
      @moozipan 22 дні тому +39

      #3 turns any game into a masterpiece and I won't accept any disagreement about that.

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 22 дні тому +63

      BUT DEY MADE GOOD CHARACTER CREATOR 9/10 IGN

    • @Soulless-x4k
      @Soulless-x4k 22 дні тому +10

      Every AAA(A) CEO in Peter Quill father's voice: "yeah I know it sounds bad..."

    • @stramlukt
      @stramlukt 22 дні тому +27

      Still can't swim tho

  • @JohnDoe-sq5nv
    @JohnDoe-sq5nv 22 дні тому +2106

    Well, that just happened. Didn't expect that to just happen, or this, or that, or that thing. But it did. Just one of those days.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 22 дні тому +64

      I mean, it's generic, but it's a thing that might pass in a real world situation... but never in fiction.
      And if the writers can't tell that, they shouldn't be writing.

    • @BradSamuelsPro
      @BradSamuelsPro 22 дні тому +18

      Thanks ChatGPT

    • @maskedbadass6802
      @maskedbadass6802 22 дні тому +112

      @@seigeengine I've met people like that, and those who talk like that are usually plagued by deep insecurities that make them afraid to say anything other than the extremely obvious for fear of being judged in any way. Also, "lol I am so dumb and isn't this awkward?" is the safest kind of comedy.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 22 дні тому +24

      @@maskedbadass6802 People say obvious cliche things because the function of language is communication. In real situations, there is a conveyance of substance such that a cliche line doesn't matter, but fiction is a deliberate construct of an unreal. There is no substance for the writing to lean on.
      As for insecurity, yes, people are insecure. Just about every single one of them. Different people just have different ways of coping with how pathetic and inadequate they feel.

    • @707upsidedown
      @707upsidedown 22 дні тому +85

      Literally all of the dumb marvel tropes.
      Erm, the artifact is right behind me, isn't he?

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 22 дні тому +2341

    "Well, the game launches. You gotta give em that" I love Dunkey

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 21 день тому +14

      Sad that this is an accomplishment these days.

    • @jwstex
      @jwstex 21 день тому +1

      @@Mgauge Agreeed,

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 21 день тому +1

      @@Mgauge It's also sad people cheer for this

    • @joh1-z9j
      @joh1-z9j 20 днів тому +2

      runs better then mhwilds which is also sad

    • @RikkeDK1996
      @RikkeDK1996 19 днів тому +2

      jokes aside, i've seen people use that as a pro for the game and given it a positive review on steam. People have some seriously low standards these days

  • @TheCaliforniaHP
    @TheCaliforniaHP 21 день тому +161

    This is amusing to see with the writing in how it repeats. One of the biggest rules an editor told me is like a rule of 2 to 3 max of the same word being used in a row. And 3 is pushing it. Instead of saying relic, trinket, mythical object, curio, etc... It's kind of funny lol

    • @tyrus1235
      @tyrus1235 17 днів тому +21

      That's something I learned in school lol literally part of my basic education (in regards to writing essays and stuff) was learning to avoid repeating the same word several times. It's a bit of a common sense thing, though, as it's pretty annoying reading/hearing the same word again and again.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 16 днів тому +18

      The opposite trap is mentioning the same subject 5 times but using a synonym every time. You think you're doing the right thing not tiring the word out but it ends up sounding distracting and unorganic.
      I'd say a positive example would be for the girl to start talking about artefacts and then later say something like "I love curios of all kinds" instead of using 'artefacts' again.
      But using 'artefact' and 'curio' and 'magical item' and 'trinket' all in the same conversation while still talking about the same thing? I'd rather hear 'artefact' ten times in a row than be listed its synonyms.

    • @Cheasle2
      @Cheasle2 12 днів тому +6

      I love all 3 of these people have an infinitely greater grasp on writing fundamentals than whoever wrote this game, and yet I guarantee they have some other profession. Who the hell hires people to write games this shit?

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 10 днів тому +1

      And again it's moderation. Don't overdo either.

    • @centali6551
      @centali6551 5 днів тому

      bigger brain moment would be not to even use it at all but the they’d have to fill the space with *checks notes* actually compelling character dialogue

  • @dyneeoh
    @dyneeoh 22 дні тому +5847

    "I thought I was playing an INDIE game for a second" sheesh so glad that the developers put the squeeze transition in I wouldn't be able to tell otherwise

    • @themoonsevilsister1561
      @themoonsevilsister1561 22 дні тому +207

      we need to start a thing where indie devs put a "squeeze through rocks" animation in every game, like the dog petting thing

    • @d0onut
      @d0onut 22 дні тому +27

      Lowkey I love squeeze transitions

    • @erikandersen3274
      @erikandersen3274 22 дні тому +167

      @@d0onut Don't worry, I hate them enough for the both of us.

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons 22 дні тому +12

      This should be the new Time to Crate. Time to Squeeze. Actually, no, don't call it that...

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 22 дні тому +2

      Luckily he didn't find the mirror
      🪞👀

  • @Ayundaru
    @Ayundaru 22 дні тому +1789

    This game would be perfect with a laugh track

    • @lemond2007
      @lemond2007 22 дні тому +103

      It would be useful to know when we're supposed to laugh.

    • @Wanky_Woop
      @Wanky_Woop 22 дні тому +120

      If someone adds a mod like this in the game i might even pirate it

    • @Thatonedude917
      @Thatonedude917 22 дні тому +10

      It has the makings of a "so bad it's good" game but I'd need to see more
      I'm a big fan of those kinds of movies, but games are usually mainly gameplay, and bad gameplay just sucks. It's rare to see one that's playable but has something so bad that it's worth seeing, even if just to gawk and laugh at. I might have waited for it to be on sale if I hadn't pledged to never give EA another cent

    • @Autystyczny
      @Autystyczny 22 дні тому +20

      There are already videos of people adding laugh tracks to the dialogs of the game and it's hilarious

    • @arsenelupin1854
      @arsenelupin1854 22 дні тому +1

      They need to put that on the next patch 😅

  • @Arcelux
    @Arcelux 21 день тому +4491

    " What writing experience do you have?"
    " I make Twitter posts"
    " You're hired!"

    • @personaignota
      @personaignota 21 день тому +282

      "I wrote fanfic on Tumblr."
      "You're promoted to narrative designer!"

    • @rainblue4789
      @rainblue4789 21 день тому +143

      @@personaignota nah fanfic authors write way better than this
      these "writers" have never directly engaged with anything roleplay related in their life

    • @sonkeschmidt2027
      @sonkeschmidt2027 21 день тому +23

      There are good moments of writing in there. Don't know if they had multiple writers, higher ups being very involved in the writing. Wrong type of game for the writer. Don't know but it's not all bad.

    • @im_Smitty
      @im_Smitty 21 день тому +44

      They hired people to write this game? I thought it was AI

    • @zomgwtfpewpewpewpew
      @zomgwtfpewpewpewpew 21 день тому +16

      I watch marvel movies for the jokes

  • @alexjandro831
    @alexjandro831 21 день тому +127

    "I am a night elf mohawk"
    I've been watching you for quite a few years. I'm glad you quoted this.

    • @christabelle__
      @christabelle__ 4 дні тому

      It's hilariously relevant at present too with the WoW anniversary bringing the night elf mohawk stuff back in game, lmao

  • @andyrew72
    @andyrew72 22 дні тому +2137

    The guy got stabbed in the throat, but forgot he died…because he had amneeeeeeeeeesiaaaaaaaa

    • @Imperyon
      @Imperyon 22 дні тому +7

      Dayum....

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 22 дні тому +41

      everyone in this goddamn game have amnesia considering how often they need to recap the story over and over again

    • @helwrecht1637
      @helwrecht1637 22 дні тому +22

      He must have drank the amneeeesiaa water and used the jet pack to escape

    • @Moravia90s
      @Moravia90s 22 дні тому +9

      A man of culture right there, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @CuznLuvn69
      @CuznLuvn69 22 дні тому +8

      10 outta 10 callback

  • @TheRealTriforceHero
    @TheRealTriforceHero 22 дні тому +1938

    The world’s first recap type game! Video game genres are getting crazy.

    • @zioniczenko
      @zioniczenko 22 дні тому +43

      They need to recap in case... you got amnesia.

    • @MrWizardGG
      @MrWizardGG 22 дні тому +25

      The recap is standing right behind me, isn't it

    • @ProffessorDrPatrick
      @ProffessorDrPatrick 22 дні тому +1

      Also the world's first quadruple recap-type game!

    • @greedowins
      @greedowins 22 дні тому

      This is a recap-type game. Standby for me to repeat this.

    • @xQQxAspyx
      @xQQxAspyx 22 дні тому +1

      I was expecting another install-type game considering how this video started and was only five minutes again. Developers just don't stop getting creative with these new genres!

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 22 дні тому +1534

    “Erm an ogre? Didnt see that coming”
    This game is innovative because it caused my hair to grey in real time and accelerated my aging

    • @RealKengeki
      @RealKengeki 22 дні тому +108

      Erm what the ogre

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +96

      Well, _that_ ogre happened.

    • @-Ano-Ano-
      @-Ano-Ano- 22 дні тому +11

      erm... that just ogre'd
      wasnt expecting THAT

    • @Dinakol
      @Dinakol 22 дні тому

      Lol this comment made me chuckle too hard, thanks

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 22 дні тому

      Sounds like something Alistair would say in Origins.

  • @-delilahlin-1598
    @-delilahlin-1598 20 днів тому +72

    Maybe becoming a video game writer isn't such an impossible dream, even for a dwarf.

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 22 дні тому +3306

    It won "Game of the year" because its the only game this year that was able to boot up

    • @bradtheorange
      @bradtheorange 22 дні тому +100

      Animal Well was robbed. Top tier, even if you don't know about Dunkey

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 22 дні тому +161

      It "won" because the devs paid Geoff enough to buy the win ;)

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 22 дні тому +88

      It really is wild that you can just release games that don't work and not be sent to jail.

    • @TTwentyjuan
      @TTwentyjuan 22 дні тому +78

      This isnt gonna win goty over wukong, even objectivley speaking

    • @Geffi01
      @Geffi01 22 дні тому +4

      not yet. Wouldn't surprise me though 🤣

  • @simonawad9656
    @simonawad9656 22 дні тому +1021

    The writing for this game is like how I write when I’m trying to hit a word count

    • @josetato
      @josetato 22 дні тому +22

      Yooooo yes! Holy shit that’s accurate

    • @fly7188
      @fly7188 22 дні тому +6

      thats exactly what they did

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 22 дні тому +16

      If I wrote a paper like this in college, I’d be shot by my teacher.

  • @La_Scaille
    @La_Scaille 22 дні тому +1167

    Fun fact: dwarves don't dream.
    Another fun fact: dwarves don't dream.

    • @Altair584
      @Altair584 22 дні тому +20

      but why? I have a theory

    • @brunoyuji9203
      @brunoyuji9203 22 дні тому +52

      Dwarves also can't swim, or use magic. Did I mention that dwarves can't dream?
      But let's get back to the important part the artifacts may be artifacting some artifaction. So we need to make sure you understand that dwarves can not dream.

    • @thegoldencaulk2742
      @thegoldencaulk2742 22 дні тому +21

      But what about magic? Can dwarves use that?

    • @elementengine
      @elementengine 22 дні тому +11

      Sounds like dwarves in Dragon Age kinda suck ass

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 22 дні тому +14

      They also can't be possessed! And they can't dream too!

  • @Weasel6
    @Weasel6 21 день тому +124

    Finally a game that’s entire narrative was made in a high school creative writing class.

    • @DavidCornish-cn1yq
      @DavidCornish-cn1yq 21 день тому

      Maybe you should try

    • @Weasel6
      @Weasel6 21 день тому +33

      @@DavidCornish-cn1yq No thanks. Unlike the writers of the game I understand that I’m not a skilled writer.

    • @LizardSpork
      @LizardSpork 21 день тому +20

      ​@@DavidCornish-cn1yqOk here I go. "Once you go in, it's almost impossible to get out. Almost. I might know a way."
      boom, dialogue improved. You're welcome.

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 13 днів тому +2

      @@LizardSpork Or "they say once you go in, it's impossible to get out. But I might know a way." Literally just slight adjustments is all it takes. 'They say' takes it from fact to rumors, which fixes it. Or if they actually wanted to write something a little more engaging, they could have made it a little discussion.
      Character 1: "They say that once you go in, it's impossible to get out."
      Character 2: "They say many ignorant things."
      Character 1: "Are you saying you know a way out?"
      Character 2: "Perhaps. It is not certain, but I have reason to believe that I may have."
      Not gonna claim it's *good* writing, but I am going to claim it's better than the drivel that Bioware shat out onto paper.

    • @Ssosmooth69
      @Ssosmooth69 12 днів тому +3

      As someone who took a creative writing class, this comment is painfully true. About 75% of the class’s writing was complete garbage. One of the stories I had to proofread was a MLP fan fiction of a self-insert hooking up with some guy named Sombra. That should have been burned.

  • @evrynameistaken5
    @evrynameistaken5 22 дні тому +632

    what dragon age always needed was more sarcastic characters that constantly talk in an upward inflection with dialogue like they were brainwashed by joss whedon

    • @simonsnowden654
      @simonsnowden654 22 дні тому +101

      Dragon Age of Ultron

    • @daniel_dumile
      @daniel_dumile 22 дні тому +42

      the key to getting a female audience is hiring female writers!

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 22 дні тому +28

      @@daniel_dumile I guess they are still searching for a good female writer?

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 22 дні тому +42

      ​@@Deliveredmean42Well they also can't have women that are attractive, remotely edgy, or non-misandrist. Because those make the undesirables feel bad to have on the team.

    • @ccc2839
      @ccc2839 22 дні тому +19

      Morrigan in DAO was sarcastic most of the time and Alistar often throw some joke
      the difference is back then the writter didnt suffer blight corruption

  • @M3xP4nd4
    @M3xP4nd4 22 дні тому +1128

    "This game will make you FEEL like you have short-term memory loss"
    - IGN -

    • @komred64
      @komred64 21 день тому +4

      "This game will make you FEEL like this game will make you FEEL like.."

    • @Malkezar86
      @Malkezar86 21 день тому +2

      Which is good because everyone has amneeeeesia

    • @Gawillamon
      @Gawillamon 20 днів тому +2

      9/10

  • @Cameron368
    @Cameron368 22 дні тому +1730

    Dunkey's complete disdain for clunky exposition and dialogue is my favorite running joke on this channel

    • @Taima
      @Taima 22 дні тому +181

      It's one things when games are a little awkward about it but this game takes the repetitive, insulting ass nonsense to a new level. Even some people who think the game isn't shit are complaining about it. It's so obnoxious. Only watching as little as I have has irritated the shit outta me.

    • @My_dad_owns_Club_Penguin
      @My_dad_owns_Club_Penguin 22 дні тому +179

      It's extra sad here because DA has had far better writing in the past. But with all that "I wasn't expecting to fight an *ogre* today xD" and "It's... kinda my thing- fixing magic stuff" it seems DA has gone full cheese... EA's right behind me isn't he

    • @calenthebard2051
      @calenthebard2051 22 дні тому

      (Soft , menacing voice) i t ' s i n t h e g a m e ​@@My_dad_owns_Club_Penguin

    • @Dogsineed
      @Dogsineed 22 дні тому +19

      Disdain*

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 22 дні тому +45

      I think everyone hates the exposition in this game. Every time that asian elf talks it's like a scene out of a 2020 marvel side movie. Shit was made for people whose brain was rotted by HRT.

  • @friedkin71
    @friedkin71 21 день тому +36

    So that just happened. 10 seconds later. So that just happened.

  • @SweetPup_Gaming
    @SweetPup_Gaming 22 дні тому +901

    Did all the fired Marvel writers get jobs at Bioware?

    • @hoeraufist
      @hoeraufist 22 дні тому +160

      My theory is that all the writers are English majors from coastal cities, mostly from California. So, they only know that way of interacting with the world and it's all they can write.

    • @matheuscalonga8860
      @matheuscalonga8860 22 дні тому +35

      ​@@hoeraufist im not even from the us yet, i can vizualise that theory very well.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +71

      @@hoeraufist All fiction is slowly turning into modern day Los Angeles, Seattle and Portland.

    • @SpaceChicken
      @SpaceChicken 22 дні тому +19

      @@planescaped I’m from Oregon. This is accurate.

    • @Bulbmin300
      @Bulbmin300 22 дні тому

      The actually fire their writers??

  • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
    @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai 22 дні тому +1295

    Yay another “snarky teenage girl” character dropping 2002-style one-liners. We don’t get enough of those!

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 22 дні тому +195

      It’s just like my annual marvel movie! Without any of the acting chops or established characters to make it work! Woohoo!

    • @JonnyCrackers
      @JonnyCrackers 22 дні тому +110

      2002-style one-liners that weren't funny in 2002 either.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +104

      @@JonnyCrackers Seriously, they were meant to be endearingly lame back then.
      Now they're just lame lame.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 22 дні тому +32

      2002-style one-liners would legitimately be better than this

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 22 дні тому +17

      2002-style lines in a game with a medieval fantasy setting

  • @vacuousvulpes
    @vacuousvulpes 22 дні тому +422

    It's so lovely of them to cater to the older Dragon Age game series fans who may have Alzheimer's disease.

    • @Brittanysplittany
      @Brittanysplittany 22 дні тому +4

      That would be nice to not know how far Dragon Age has fallen

    • @SorqO
      @SorqO 22 дні тому +3

      Hey! I resemble that… what were we talking about? Who are you again?

    • @nerio1227
      @nerio1227 22 дні тому +3

      Devs even forgot Inquisition was a thing. No wonder they treat others the same way.

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 21 день тому +1

      Joe Biden is big fan of this series and he would love it.

  • @sn5505
    @sn5505 21 день тому +28

    I had no idea a new Dragon Age game was in the works and now I wish this game didn't exist. They threw it in the worst retirement home and are letting the staff beat it senseless every day ;_;

    • @christabelle__
      @christabelle__ 4 дні тому

      It's not the staff - generally game devs LOVE the thing they're working on. But you see, if you do a little googling, you find out that this game has been in production for a DECADE, with EA forcing them to restart THREE times. Already off to a bad start...then EA made them cut basically the soul out of the game - the devs were going to put in overworld changes that reflected the choices you said your character made in previous games, when you start this one...but EA said no. Made them scrap all that. So, more often than not, there is a LOT more to a story than the surface level stuff. It's on EA - not Bioware. EA buys up game companies with popular titles, then forces them to continue to make those games with minimal budget, and crunch work times, and refuses to let them do any 'extra' work of actually putting personality into the game. Even the Sims franchise has tanked. So has Mass Effect - and I was just told that they won't even be making DLC for this because EA ripoped all the DA devs out as soon as this game launched and slapped them on their next shoddy Mass Effect game. So look forward to THAT turd in 10 years, I guess.
      Mourn the EA of the 90s/00s, because the current EA is a big ol fish gobbling up the little fish, and then running their IPs into the ground. It is always morally correct to pirate from EA - if they're going to treat devs AND players like trash? Why give them money? Play the half-ass game for free. Fuck 'em!

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 22 дні тому +789

    Old Bioware: Skip through the clunky combat to get to the awesome dialogue and story.
    New Bioware: Skip through the clunky dialogue to get to the combat that's cool sometimes.

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 22 дні тому +138

      New Bioware: * skip theough the clunky dialogue to skip through the *still* clunky combat.

    • @t.t6294
      @t.t6294 22 дні тому +84

      don't know if you've played the game but the combat is awful too. it's flashy but it's very repetitive and spammy. the skill lines are awful as well.

    • @TheWretchedEgg12
      @TheWretchedEgg12 22 дні тому +9

      you can actually skip most of it as they will just tell you every other minute what happened so far lmao

    • @Skylair95
      @Skylair95 22 дні тому +18

      And yet, Origins has the best combat of the serie.

    • @Rohtix
      @Rohtix 22 дні тому +14

      Sounds like you need to skip the dialogue and combat.
      Huh, that saves me 70 bucks because I know EA ain't selling it for a penny cheaper

  • @panhandlep
    @panhandlep 22 дні тому +331

    They were going to talk more about artifacts but, once again, Sephiroth intervened.

    • @MariaYuri-qo8jy
      @MariaYuri-qo8jy 22 дні тому +29

      Maybe he is a good guy after all.

    • @ALFASKWODRUN
      @ALFASKWODRUN 22 дні тому +5

      @@MariaYuri-qo8jyI mean, we still don’t know Sephiroth

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 18 днів тому

      But the Whisperers, uuuuuuhhhh, so mysterious, the Nomuraverse

    • @Moonflush
      @Moonflush 16 днів тому

      eu a ia i
      ia e ei i
      eu a ia i
      ia e ei i
      Sephiroth!

    • @ItsMrBozToYou
      @ItsMrBozToYou 12 днів тому +1

      Somehow, Sephiroth returned.

  • @Asterra2
    @Asterra2 22 дні тому +317

    The Dragon Age franchise earned its chops almost exclusively by being well-written. Now that they are no longer capable of clearing that hurdle, it's honestly kind of refreshing that they've decided to fully embrace their shortcoming by screaming it at us with every word uttered by every character.

    • @namixxluxi
      @namixxluxi 22 дні тому +27

      Bro I'm sorry to tell you but the best one was origins 2 was mid 3 was lol
      Hell even awakening was kinda bad
      Sucks to say but they only got 1 right

    • @Asterra2
      @Asterra2 22 дні тому +38

      @@namixxluxi 2 still had good writing. It also got pushed out by EA over a year earlier than planned so the exploration component of the game was completely irredeemable. The point stands, though: What made the series good in the first place was the writing. If you took that away from DAO it would be this hollow RPG experience that possessed almost nothing to inspire people to play it, and the franchise would have died then and there.

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 22 дні тому +4

      Well back to playing Skyrim with 300+ mods for the 15th time.

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 21 день тому +3

      DA:O is in my top 3 favourite games of all time. DA2 had its issues but still had a really engaging overall story and was good in its own way. I tried to play Inquisition twice and couldn't get through it. Characters, story, and writing quality went off a cliff. Not sure I'll even buy the new one, obviously the quality has been trending down for years.

    • @christabelle__
      @christabelle__ 4 дні тому

      Blame EA, my friend. They kill every game franchise they pick up - turning them into low effort cash cows because for as many of us that see the trash? There are people who will still buy this stuff just because it says Dragon Age, or Bioware. There *is* no Bioware...just EA. Bioware is a slave to whatever EA wants...and they wanted the devs to gut the cool overworld changes that reflected Rook's choices in Inquisition. They wanted the devs to restart making the game three times. They wanted to underpay and overwork people just eager to work on a game they love. EA is a dogshit company. It's always morally correct to pirate EA games.

  • @docproc144
    @docproc144 21 день тому +35

    Seeing the dumpster fire that is Veilguard really just reminds you of how far BioWare as a developer has fallen and how good their games used to be back in the day. KOTOR, Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2, and the Mass Effect trilogy. These guys were the gold standard for RPGs in the mid to late 2000s and early 2010s. Their games were known for their compelling characters and complex narratives. As a fan of these franchises, it’s sad to see the current state of BioWare now because they are clearly not the company they once were.

    • @MC_Hammerpants
      @MC_Hammerpants 20 днів тому +7

      As fellow OG fan I feel it's time to let all Bioware franchises go. Had to do same with Final Fantasy too myself. I look at as seeing every member in my favorite band replaced by 4 year olds. Wouldnt expect the band to make good albums anymore so we shouldn't expect Bioware to either.
      Don't think of it as sad. Enjoy the good ones for what they were because these franchises are already dead

    • @noshjix2163
      @noshjix2163 20 днів тому +4

      That's the unshakeable stench of EA

  • @rainkloud
    @rainkloud 22 дні тому +372

    I'm surprised he didn't mock the stiff and inexpressive facial animations for the protag. They remind me of how someone acts when they realize they have a massive oncoming bowel movement and they have to devote 90% of their mental capacity to avoid crapping their pants, leaving only 10% for things like emoting.

    • @terribleivan1475
      @terribleivan1475 22 дні тому +16

      Yes! Nobody’s mouth moves enough for the words they’re saying!

    • @cv5953
      @cv5953 22 дні тому +15

      You didn't have to call me out like that

    • @rainkloud
      @rainkloud 22 дні тому +8

      @@cv5953 Sorry mate, I didn't think you frequented this establishment

    • @SyphroPlays
      @SyphroPlays 22 дні тому +5

      It's bioware. Mentioning the stiff facial animations would be like beating a dead horse.

    • @naosou921
      @naosou921 22 дні тому

      That is strangely specific.

  • @fttmvp
    @fttmvp 22 дні тому +807

    Jar Jar Abrams levels of dialogue and writing.

  • @jabronii
    @jabronii 22 дні тому +671

    the story is written like a teenager padding an essay

    • @user-ly2ll5od1r
      @user-ly2ll5od1r 21 день тому +22

      sooo it's written like an average video game rpg?

    • @jadsonrafael1635
      @jadsonrafael1635 21 день тому +25

      You don't play that much rpg do you?

    • @DizietSma69
      @DizietSma69 21 день тому +2

      it's really just the onboarding that's so infantilizing, it gets so much better later on

    • @M0M0M0M0M
      @M0M0M0M0M 20 днів тому +11

      ​@@DizietSma69 no, it doesn't get better

    • @DizietSma69
      @DizietSma69 20 днів тому +4

      @M0M0M0M0M I'm literally 15h in and it gets SO much better, that Dragon Age feeling is back once it opened up, the progression is extremely satisfying and mastering combat is genuinely amazing. Just had a really cool fight against a blighted champion and it felt like Dark Souls. The thing that was worst at the beginning, the writing, also gets better and back to the level we're used to with the older Dragon Age games. The moment I wake up I can't think of anything else but wanting to continue playing, the last time this happened to this degree was with Elden Ring.

  • @2inder2hundal
    @2inder2hundal 21 день тому +11

    The developers knew how fried an average person's dopamine receptors are and they considered brainrot as well while making the game. So they made sure to remind us about the plot every few minutes. Too bad that they actually forgot to make the game to go with the plot.

  • @NomadJedi
    @NomadJedi 22 дні тому +719

    Truly merciful of Dunkey to make a video that is only 5:33 long. Hearing these medieval fantasy characters speak like modern Americans make me want to commit a double Van Gogh.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 22 дні тому +49

      I almost committed a double mustache man.

    • @mavymagdowney9798
      @mavymagdowney9798 22 дні тому +23

      I mean I know we conceptualize the medieval accent as a British one, but the American accent is actually closer to 18th century British pronunciation than modern British is! So I'm not sure but that might make the American closer to medieval?

    • @ghandiwon
      @ghandiwon 22 дні тому +93

      ​@@mavymagdowney9798I don't know for sure, but I'd be willing to be Nomad was referring to the *manner* of their speech, not the accent. At least in forspoken the girl *was* modern. This doesn't even have that excuse.

    • @derek123wil0
      @derek123wil0 22 дні тому +3

      ​@@ghandiwonso everyone should talk like withers

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 22 дні тому +29

      Guys the game is in a made-up fantasy world, not medieval Earth. Calm down.

  • @Jurgen-h5b
    @Jurgen-h5b 22 дні тому +814

    This game really makes you FEEL like you’ve got amnesia

    • @AthrenAntimony
      @AthrenAntimony 22 дні тому +26

      Makes you FEEL like you were ripped off for $60

    • @Taima
      @Taima 22 дні тому +5

      Amnesia Age

    • @Jas0n2571
      @Jas0n2571 22 дні тому +22

      hahah that's a good one! Btw, do you know that the elven gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain have escaped?

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 22 дні тому +5

      The artefact is sure to cure your amnesia! Have you heard of the artefact?

    • @MaxAngor
      @MaxAngor 22 дні тому +1

      It's just a burning memory.

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 22 дні тому +115

    All I've learned from this playthrough of Veilguard is that dwarves can't have sh**!

    • @Koozwad
      @Koozwad 21 день тому +8

      it's EA's way of saying: "if you're short, you aint gonna make it"

    • @grogueQ
      @grogueQ 5 днів тому

      Dwarfs can't take a sh** either.

  • @leviathon1113
    @leviathon1113 21 день тому +32

    Can we all appreciste that this is the first artifact type game?

  • @a.j.animations2235
    @a.j.animations2235 22 дні тому +397

    0:10 well it IS the year of the dragon

  • @ericdavis2875
    @ericdavis2875 22 дні тому +565

    I read a review that said "the dialogue seems like it was written with HR standing in the room" and I think that's the best way to describe Dragon Age Veilguard.

    • @yatheo2969
      @yatheo2969 22 дні тому +77

      I thought Starfield was the most sanitized experience but this is even worse somehow.

    • @Fighton31
      @Fighton31 22 дні тому +48

      Skillup is the man.

    • @Fighton31
      @Fighton31 22 дні тому +34

      ​@@yatheo2969the writing was part of why I bounced off Starfield quickly. Probably makes this a hard pass then.

    • @imtoogoodatpvp1252
      @imtoogoodatpvp1252 22 дні тому +14

      I read this comment on every video about dragon age failguard

    • @d_all_in
      @d_all_in 22 дні тому +20

      It's like an HR sensitivity training video was made into a game

  • @fuzzypancake123
    @fuzzypancake123 22 дні тому +71

    "And somehow we're here!"
    "Yeah it's... unreal."
    Notice how she's saying that because the game is made in unreal engine. Very intelligent writing in this game.

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 22 дні тому +6

      Absolute cinema!

    • @bartz0rt928
      @bartz0rt928 22 дні тому +7

      That's actually in the Terms & Conditions of the Unreal Engine. You use that engine, you have to have a line like that in your game or Epic will sue your balls off.

    • @olwiz
      @olwiz 22 дні тому +6

      But the horror surprise plot twist- its actually frostbite
      But i havent had any frostbite in my playthrough yet

    • @mavymagdowney9798
      @mavymagdowney9798 22 дні тому

      You joke, but they actually seem to do meta comments like that many times, for example when you can't sprint when you're first walking alongside Varric the PC says "shouldn't we hurry?" lmao

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 21 день тому

      @@bartz0rt928 You are...kidding...right??

  • @Yorishiriamori
    @Yorishiriamori 20 днів тому +9

    This game is written like a Dora the explorer episode and im not even kidding lmao

  • @scragglie
    @scragglie 22 дні тому +398

    this is the first "refund" type game, truly innovative!

    • @Malefactor
      @Malefactor 22 дні тому +17

      EA had such low faith in the end product they accounted beforehand they were shipping it without DRM, so they practically want you to pirate it.

    • @tyr573
      @tyr573 22 дні тому +3

      ​@@Malefactor is that why its their most successful game on steam 😂

    • @flubberix
      @flubberix 22 дні тому +38

      As the Internet has said, the true option is to be nonbuynary.

    • @jamiefenwick8359
      @jamiefenwick8359 22 дні тому +2

      @@tyr573 No you see this game is bad and a failure because people who haven't played it heard some guy say he didn't like it.

    • @declancampbell1277
      @declancampbell1277 22 дні тому +19

      @@tyr573*most successful singleplayer release on steam.
      which STILL isnt really a boast, considering most of their games were origin exclusives at launch and only released on steam years later. Of the singleplayr games that did release on steam, they also released on gamepass so the likes of fallen order have way lower numbers on steam.
      People use such strange logic to cope about the game being terrible.

  • @panzergott5622
    @panzergott5622 22 дні тому +32

    When people say Veilguard has bad writing. This is what they meant.

  • @anonanon3112
    @anonanon3112 22 дні тому +454

    Remember Dark Fantasy?
    Remember the Broodmother?
    Remember voice acting that doesn't sound like you're in an asylum?
    Remember choices mattering?
    Remember thinking this franchise was headed somewhere good?
    Hopefully soon we can say remember Bioware when their doors close.

    • @ZeroB4NG
      @ZeroB4NG 22 дні тому +69

      Nah they will fuck up Mass Effect AGAIN before that.

    • @jeremywright9511
      @jeremywright9511 22 дні тому +43

      At this point better to just play bg3 or wait for Larian's next game. Bioware and bethesda are shit at making good games now.

    • @xablarafa
      @xablarafa 22 дні тому +41

      cant remember can you please recap it for me 3 times?

    • @Malefactor
      @Malefactor 22 дні тому +21

      It's been downhill ever since DA2.

    • @Raptor501st
      @Raptor501st 22 дні тому +11

      @@ZeroB4NG They will fuck it up worse than mass effect 3's ending(s)

  • @valchan2258
    @valchan2258 21 день тому +9

    I was actually dying laughing at some of this dialogue. Was that dudes explanation for surviving getting stabbed in the throat really "I've had worse"? thats actually peak comedy

  • @Not.A.Heretic
    @Not.A.Heretic 22 дні тому +266

    this game really makes you FEEL like you're having a stroke

  • @sydniusalminia5364
    @sydniusalminia5364 22 дні тому +526

    In the immortal words of Rich Evans "What's it like watching all your favorite childhood franchises crash and burn?"

    • @Viceroy_Sundercles_III
      @Viceroy_Sundercles_III 22 дні тому +52

      In the immortal words of Rich Evans:
      “AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!”

    • @peytonfryer5700
      @peytonfryer5700 22 дні тому +35

      AT STs AT STs!!!!!!!!!

    • @carodar34
      @carodar34 22 дні тому +5

      good that new franchises rises all over the place with fun and good gameplay/stories

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 22 дні тому +38

      “I paid rian Johnson to mow my lawn, he dumped a bunch of fertilizer and made all my plants grow larger, he told me he was subverting my expectations” Mr. Plinkett.

    • @44milosLP
      @44milosLP 22 дні тому

      It sure is great, I just can't wait for more.

  • @SonGoku-vf4qk
    @SonGoku-vf4qk 22 дні тому +416

    0:22 Dragons Dogma 2 also released this year lol

    • @marwynthemasterful6369
      @marwynthemasterful6369 22 дні тому +19

      Couldn’t believe he left it out.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +65

      Seriously, it is the most Dragon-type game this year!
      Someone check and see if Dunkey's gamer card is expired.

    • @zioniczenko
      @zioniczenko 22 дні тому +9

      @@SonGoku-vf4qk goodness, it's been a long year!

    • @marwynthemasterful6369
      @marwynthemasterful6369 22 дні тому +8

      @@planescaped I almost unsubbed. Almost.

    • @user-ot8wl7oh9s
      @user-ot8wl7oh9s 22 дні тому +6

      Game sucks ass he couldn't probably launch it that he forgot

  • @stanley13579
    @stanley13579 21 день тому +92

    These aren't fantasy characters. These are American college grads larping and spitting embarrassing dialogue.
    GOTY

    • @joedatius
      @joedatius 21 день тому +21

      100% the elf girl literally sounds like a collage theatre kid

  • @AndyAtHome
    @AndyAtHome 22 дні тому +74

    Based on this video I think that if I played through this full game my face would get stuck in a permanent wince expression.

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 22 дні тому +56

    "No, we gotta go this way. There's probably ten gold over here somewhere."
    Damn, homie, ain't gotta call me out like that.

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 18 днів тому +2

      Level design that makes Hollow Knight look insignificant

  • @anomuumit
    @anomuumit 22 дні тому +211

    It was a bold move from BioWare to go for the ESRB rating E for everyone with the story writing.

    • @thedualitysystem
      @thedualitysystem 22 дні тому +11

      Seriously. Like where is the sexy badass chick who swears like a xbox live lobby? I thought that was a staple of all RPGs.

    • @mothbreeder641
      @mothbreeder641 22 дні тому +17

      @@thedualitysystem She's now a plank that quips every 5 seconds.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 22 дні тому +9

      ​@@thedualitysystemJRPGS have given up on revealing costumes and Western RPGs are giving up on profanity.
      I don't know how much identity will be left soon

    • @realdoge1984
      @realdoge1984 22 дні тому +1

      @@1stCallipostle thanks for the laugh

    • @Koozwad
      @Koozwad 21 день тому +4

      @@1stCallipostle to be fair the revealing costumes part is a good thing, as it's degenerate to sexualise and basically turns it into pr0n for coombrains
      it's just as bad as the woke, but in a different way
      we should just have healthy and somewhat attractive characters in a game that are not sexualised

  • @alectronaroi6994
    @alectronaroi6994 15 днів тому +2

    Dunkey's review is probably the most fun content related to this game. And the comments. I love you guys.

  • @Juntou
    @Juntou 22 дні тому +107

    this game is called dragon age because by the time they finish recapping the story u will be about as old as a dragon

    • @egaliseur8430
      @egaliseur8430 22 дні тому +5

      fact: dragons are born old

    • @drockopotamus1
      @drockopotamus1 22 дні тому +2

      @@egaliseur8430 Did you know dwarves don't have dreams, tho?

  • @bluecloud4652
    @bluecloud4652 22 дні тому +421

    I thought people were exaggerating the dialogue being bad

    • @user-ly2ll5od1r
      @user-ly2ll5od1r 22 дні тому +40

      The writing is on par with 99% of other video games released in this gen apart from baldurs gate, cyberpunk and maybe gow ragnarok.
      This is pretty much on par with everything else. Like to me this looks completely and utterly indistinguishable from hogwarts legacy, yet one of these is bashed more than it deserves and the other is praised more than it deserves.
      People would be eating this mid slop up like any other game of it's type if it didn't happened to become a target for the anti-woke culture war tourists.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 22 дні тому +14

      I like a bit of camp and cringe in my dialogue. It what makes man *A MISERIBLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS*

    • @TheWretchedEgg12
      @TheWretchedEgg12 22 дні тому +23

      you can forget about all that trans and pronoun stuff, its not really that bad. But the bad dialogue just keeps unfolding the more reviews come out, its so shallow and cringy

    • @Asterra2
      @Asterra2 22 дні тому +100

      @@user-ly2ll5od1r When the dialogue is so bad that with every conversation you are actively hoping it's minimized so as not to excessively distract from whatever's keeping you playing the game, that's just not the defense you think it is. When the dialogue used to be what gave the franchise its credentials, and _still_ takes up more than half of the total gameplay even in a poor entry like this one, that's just not the defense you think it is. Half of your $70+ purchase is spent on the dialogue that 99.9% of folks are making fun of. Is that cool?

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 22 дні тому +86

      @@TheWretchedEgg12 The current year identity politics IS that bad in this game, it's shoved right in your face

  • @ge4029
    @ge4029 22 дні тому +16

    The director of this game's previous experience with EA was making Sims. The awful dialogue makes sense when you take that into account.

  • @KvapuJanjalia
    @KvapuJanjalia 20 днів тому +8

    The Starfield Guy is farming this game to the fullest.

  • @Awesome-odavidson
    @Awesome-odavidson 22 дні тому +94

    The writing and dialogue is so good it makes my body physically ill.

    • @BboyFever
      @BboyFever 21 день тому +1

      Bioware to "barf"ware.

  • @SuperErinMan
    @SuperErinMan 22 дні тому +283

    I'm confused as to why people who hate all these Dragon games don't just use Ice-type moves.

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 22 дні тому +18

      Dragons often have 1-2 super powerful fire type cover moves making it inefficient and dangerous since ice does most damage on its own type. It’s why they need to become fairies instead

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 22 дні тому +28

      Just use a fairy type game to counteract it

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 22 дні тому +10

      Sylveon of War is just around the corner.

    • @tyr573
      @tyr573 22 дні тому

      Or just play other games

    • @FentySeroquel
      @FentySeroquel 22 дні тому +4

      "Every scene feels like HR is in the room" is one of the coldest ones I've seen in a while.

  • @Gounen
    @Gounen 22 дні тому +83

    Dunkey Age: Rise of Spyro.

  • @PapaJohnsPie
    @PapaJohnsPie 11 днів тому +1

    “I thought I was playing an indie game here” definitely the most underrated line in this video

  • @BrickedLego
    @BrickedLego 22 дні тому +115

    Can’t believe after 38 years they finally released a sequel to Dragon Quest

    • @undecidedtoystore3003
      @undecidedtoystore3003 22 дні тому +4

      oh shit... I thought this was a sequel to How to Train Your Dragon..

  • @anonesteban
    @anonesteban 22 дні тому +161

    This is a great time to mention that the 1981 hit film “time bandits” is available to watch on streaming. And it has tons of dwarves

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 22 дні тому +8

      Dwarves are tight.

    • @galeng2569
      @galeng2569 22 дні тому +15

      Did you know dwarves can't use magic?

    • @Bobba_raekus
      @Bobba_raekus 22 дні тому +16

      @@galeng2569 I did not know that, but I know dwarves don't dream. They also can't use magic.

    • @BboyFever
      @BboyFever 21 день тому +1

      @@jeremyphillips3087 But are they hardly an inconvenience?

  • @TheUncutAngel
    @TheUncutAngel 22 дні тому +173

    3:18 "once you're in, you can't get out."
    [ sponge bob narrator says 2 seconds later ]
    "But I think I can find a way out."

    • @komred64
      @komred64 21 день тому +20

      Even a shitty line like that could have been saved with an "unless.." plus a thoughtful look of the character rummaging through some books, papers or calculations.
      Not ideal, but far better than the actual scene.

    • @Farat9622
      @Farat9622 21 день тому +4

      @@komred64 Yea, true. There is no way out, supposedly.

    • @BadVideoWatcher1
      @BadVideoWatcher1 21 день тому +4

      ​@@komred64 Or even just "Normally once you're in..."

    • @JohnDoe-gu4fz
      @JohnDoe-gu4fz 21 день тому

      It's almost like the video cuts all the dialogue in between for comedic effect

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA 21 день тому +11

    Dear Developers, if you can fit over 3000 animal wells in the file sizes of your games, it's way too big.

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 21 день тому +131

    "Dwarves don't dream" is the devs subtly telling that short kings shouldn't pursue their goals, very offensive and not cool.

    • @TheFatMob
      @TheFatMob 20 днів тому +4

      Men under 175 cm shouldn't have dreams, amirite?

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 20 днів тому +1

      Short king?
      You mean a prince?

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 20 днів тому +6

      Elfcel lanklets seething at the chad short kings' indefatigable ambitions and drive.

    • @Zomgnomnom1
      @Zomgnomnom1 14 днів тому

      ​@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Lord Farquaadmaxing

  • @Love_of_Christ30
    @Love_of_Christ30 22 дні тому +28

    This game really makes you feel like you have a traumatic brain injury and can't remember anything

  • @subieguy4567
    @subieguy4567 22 дні тому +35

    This game really makes you FEEL like forespoken

  • @Hiccuple
    @Hiccuple 13 днів тому +5

    The writing is designed to eat up your refund time. 😂

  • @StoopsyDaisy
    @StoopsyDaisy 22 дні тому +75

    "this game's made for nobody" -Psychic Pebbles

    • @Austrveg
      @Austrveg 21 день тому +3

      Hes wrong, its made for redditors

    • @DragoneyeVII
      @DragoneyeVII 21 день тому +23

      @@Austrveg Redditors arent people though

    • @angelodonte
      @angelodonte 21 день тому +1

      I disagree, it’s made for those who have amneeeeesiaaaa

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 18 днів тому +3

      "These writers should go on strike to get paid more."

  • @amirmohamad2270
    @amirmohamad2270 22 дні тому +24

    Wow Never thought The Room would get a game adaptation. Tommy Wiseau would be proud.

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 22 дні тому +310

    Roleplaying game where your dialogue options amount to nothing. Bravo Bioware

    • @luderzuckerfan6990
      @luderzuckerfan6990 22 дні тому +22

      This has been the industry standard post fallout new vegas, don't know why people notice now

    • @christopherrowe7860
      @christopherrowe7860 22 дні тому +8

      illusion of choice pleases everyone cause the player gets to feel like they are in control without actually being in control.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 22 дні тому +17

      Fallout 4 all over again.

    • @kronozord8346
      @kronozord8346 22 дні тому +15

      Its a god of war type of game with a fake dialogue wheel

    • @txorimorea3869
      @txorimorea3869 22 дні тому

      @@luderzuckerfan6990 Because they removed the only dialog options people care about.

  • @magnushaveland2526
    @magnushaveland2526 12 днів тому +1

    Truly an exposition-type game. Makes you truly feel the story!

  • @hovis2000
    @hovis2000 22 дні тому +195

    he's right behind me isn't he ahh dialogue

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 22 дні тому +4

      Literally sounds like something Alistair would say in Origins, tbh.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +28

      @@theobell2002 You're right... but it was a bit more tolerable before *everything* started to sound like that thanks to Marvel/Disney.

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 22 дні тому +24

      @@planescaped Also it was only Alistair that said stuff like that. It was a part of his unique personality, and he was serious when he needed to be.

    • @anwarnaveedali4412
      @anwarnaveedali4412 22 дні тому

      Perfect example

    • @invidatauro8922
      @invidatauro8922 21 день тому +1

      Yes. Because that was Alisters character. But he was the only one that acted like that, because that was his unique character, and he would often get made fun of by other party members for acting like that

  • @shakesquire84
    @shakesquire84 22 дні тому +130

    When will 2015-style dialogue be done away with? That is the true quest we must embark upon.

    • @PierDaken
      @PierDaken 22 дні тому +7

      2015? Twitter, Reddit and Borderlands 2 have been out there for little longer than that.

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar 22 дні тому +35

      The term you're looking for is Whedon-esque dialogue, and it's been a thing since Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but arguably Joss Whedon popularized it in The Avengers, and it has plagued movies ever since.

    • @jaroslavprucha9198
      @jaroslavprucha9198 22 дні тому +3

      That's Avengers-style humor. And I'm afraid it'll be here as long as millions of people keep buying tickets to see the movies with generic cringy humor and copy paste CGI..

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 21 день тому +1

      @@jaroslavprucha9198 I mean, lately people haven't been doing that, which is why we have....only 1 Marvel movie this year(I think) and it was a big hit only because it was Deadpool+ Hugh Jackman's Wolverine and it was sort of mocking the MCU anyway.
      So maybe things can change after all🤗(I know they'll keep doing the sh+tty dialogue, let me dream lol)

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 21 день тому

      @@DeadKraken So things can change or not? I'm about to dream or not according to you.

  • @eli.k9190
    @eli.k9190 22 дні тому +16

    I had subway surfers on and family guy clip, while watching and I didn't miss a single story moment. Good job devs.

  • @spencer3598
    @spencer3598 20 днів тому +6

    Why does EVERY GAME make you do the sideways shimmy through a crack in the wall??? It drives me crazy every time

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 20 днів тому +3

      it's essentially a loading zone without having a menu, same as elevators in open world games.

  • @robertjellen248
    @robertjellen248 22 дні тому +241

    1:40 I can’t believe they did this with no loading screens

    • @ulabula1680
      @ulabula1680 22 дні тому +18

      Bethesda in shambles

    • @4Core100
      @4Core100 22 дні тому +11

      Because there is just one planet (lame). Todd won again.

    • @ViktorVonGhoulie
      @ViktorVonGhoulie 22 дні тому

      🇨🇳

    • @DrooledOn
      @DrooledOn 22 дні тому

      @@4Core100if only you could explore a entire planet I starfield without a loading screen.

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 22 дні тому

      Dwarves don't dream.

  • @anasevi9456
    @anasevi9456 22 дні тому +247

    it's sad because the gameplay looks somewhat fun, but the dialogue and story are so... _UMMM, SO THAT JUST HAPPENED_ and it's pretty critical for a Dragon Age game to have tolerable dialogue.

    • @theonpointheavy4401
      @theonpointheavy4401 22 дні тому +53

      No it looks bad especially for a triple AAA

    • @JaCKal_646f67
      @JaCKal_646f67 22 дні тому +45

      they go woke then going broke😂

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 22 дні тому +31

      Bioware flies now?
      Bioware flies now!
      Welp, I guess Bioware does _that_ now.

    • @mkjjoe
      @mkjjoe 22 дні тому +60

      @@JaCKal_646f67 does woke just mean shit writing now? or is there actually ideology central to the plot?

    • @lazerrhino
      @lazerrhino 22 дні тому +3

      I agree. the combat looks rad, but the rest looks mad boring. This game makes inquisition look like peak storytelling.

  • @quagthias
    @quagthias 22 дні тому +46

    2:25 actually it's... Frostbite.

  • @artefaktbarny5728
    @artefaktbarny5728 20 днів тому +21

    3:47 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED