It's actually a commonly used sales tactic by card store owners, to follow the customers who don't buy anything home and force them to open card packs in front of them until they get something good.
This actually happened to me while living in Japan. They politely reminded me of my social obligation to open packs while reassuring me that having someone witness me is "advised".
@@SilverbackGorilla69 The actual effects in Japan is that anything you inadvertently do wrong in a social construct will simply result in perpetual indecisiveness. You will never be informed of your wrong-doings. You most certainly will never be informed of how to correct or to prevent. Much like Catholic limbo, this is now your real life. ACCEPT or LEAVE. They prefer "leave", and their economy shows it.
Little Caesar's Hot n Ready is still like $6. The trick is. You have to walk in. So they're basically giving you this first hit for cheap hoping you'll get hooked and come back for more.
whats the game called? another yter played this with but with actual german supermarket goods and pc games. also his twitch viewers could be the customers and talk. how does it work? who is putting in all the actual cards/goods? wat and why is there even a card unpacking feature
Came into Rick Dick Decks and went toward the one shelf to buy a pack of cards. The shopkeeper sprinted over and reached past me to grab the packs I was gonna grab, then bragged about getting a good pull from it. 10/10 experience
Ah yes, historians will look back at the year WWIII started and will say it was the happiest year in human history because a random bozo UA-camr uploaded a bunch of videos.
what’s the other video where he says it? he also says like “that’s why i gotta charge the money that i charge” was it for a kanye video or just some random game?
Used to work at GameStop and we actually did keep air freshner cans to spray the store down with when the potheads came in and stank up the store. We didn't spray the potheads themselves, but we wanted to. This is still very accurate.
@@JoshGolus "My subjective experience is the correct experience and your subjective experience is incorrect. Cope" 🤓☝ Bad BO literally makes people vomit. Even the most sour fucking kush imaginable does not trigger literal retching like bad BO can. You can dislike the smell of weed without saying stupid shit.
Vince Gilligan's original idea for Breaking Bad was to have Walter White make meth so that he can buy expensive, rare trading cards. He changed that to needing money for cancer treatment after he was rejected 49 times.
0:44 And here Dunkey perfectly demonstrates how prices are adjusted, based primarily on supply and demand, and how they are not at all tethered to production costs like corporations will pretend.
Yeah they're on a warpath lately. Glad someone brought it up. Emulation can never be stopped. We can never be stopped. They are pretty much Sauron. Feel bad for what's going to happen to dunkey.
@@OmnipotentNoodle thats universal. it's called lazy-tax and nostalgia-milking. lowers the bar for consumers because we have emotional lizard brains during our spare time
@@kkb_7267 there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer
It was made a rule in ygo tournaments a few years ago that hygiene was required or you could be dismissed for smelling bad. It was genuinely added in and it was a big running joke for a while. It's real.
Dunkey raises a good point. Where are the stores that sell body care supplies with nerd stuff on the side. Attract them with the nerd stuff and convince them to get scented candles and cologne.
Just for the historians - this video is where the glorious weeks of daily uploads in 2024 stopped. We were all terrified that it was going to be the final Dunkey video ever. Especially people commenting that they weren't scared at all. Those were the most scared. They all confessed to this later.
Over the past two days, I have said "I don't want Mummog" every time something even mildly inconvenient happens. These videos really get in your head and stay there 😂
"The most unrealistic part of this game is that nobody actually plays the Pokemon card game." Although he missed the part where the customer lowballs the price because there's a microscopic scratch on the corner. "WoUlD yOu CoNsIdEr ThIs HeAvY PlAyEd? I wAnT tO sEnD iT iN tO gEt GrAdEd."
3:43 They do this by bending the packs slightly, cards that are foil are harder and therefor give more resistance when bent. Stores will also often forbid you from picking a pack yourself and only let you buy "the one off the top" so that people who know this wouldn't figure out they're sifting through the packs.
To be fair, while some shops might do this, it's honestly not worth it. The second people find out you're filtering packs, you'll lose your entire reputation as well as your product membership from the supplier. WotC takes that shit seriously.
That "what is happening at the other card stores" really had me because I have the exact same thought when reading 5 star reviews about my humble IRL store.
The most realistic part of this game is that its young adults and middle aged men buying the trading cards and playing with them inside the store instead of kids.
This feels so much like classic dunkey. Just the right amount of swearing, making hilarious jokes out of a game where you just stare at customers and pictures of knockoff pokemon all day
It's actually a commonly used sales tactic by card store owners, to follow the customers who don't buy anything home and force them to open card packs in front of them until they get something good.
It actually happened to me once
@@CaptainRx-ss3rt Feel like I need to hear more bout that one.
This actually happened to me while living in Japan. They politely reminded me of my social obligation to open packs while reassuring me that having someone witness me is "advised".
@@SilverbackGorilla69 The actual effects in Japan is that anything you inadvertently do wrong in a social construct will simply result in perpetual indecisiveness. You will never be informed of your wrong-doings. You most certainly will never be informed of how to correct or to prevent. Much like Catholic limbo, this is now your real life. ACCEPT or LEAVE. They prefer "leave", and their economy shows it.
I wanna believe but sounds too corny to believe
I saw a guy who looked like Geodude on the street corner the other day. No legs, just floating there.
HE WAS JUST 👉T👈 POSING THEIR MENACINGLY!!! 😭
"I just got a $50 card from the pack you were about to grab" Imagine that in real life, hahaha.
I’ve experienced this 😔
@@ashdog9235 I'm sorry for your loss.
That's an episode of Spongebob Squarepants
I did this on a box set. Earned myself 200$ before those cards lost value over time
@@vgc_ivan8391 "earned myself 200$ before they lost value"
Bro if you've still got those cards you earned 0 dollars.
“You can get a whole pizza for 5.95? What is this a period piece??” 😂😂
Pokemon and cheap pizza - late 90s?
Little Caesar's Hot n Ready is still like $6. The trick is. You have to walk in. So they're basically giving you this first hit for cheap hoping you'll get hooked and come back for more.
And they're made whenever and sit under a heat lamp. They're not made to order. So basically it gives the employees busy work between orders.
@@KevinJDildonikLittle Caesar’s isn’t food
that shit was under-the-radar genius
I've never seen this game before but spraying the smelly nerds until their green stink cloud goes away is one of the funniest game mechanics I've seen
Moistcritkal plays this shit for hours
Imagine you’re walking down the street towards your favorite card shop and the owner comes sprinting out to douse you in the face with cleaning spray.
@@SteveS86 True rock bottom.
smash tournament organizer sim PLEASE
whats the game called? another yter played this with but with actual german supermarket goods and pc games. also his twitch viewers could be the customers and talk.
how does it work?
who is putting in all the actual cards/goods? wat
and why is there even a card unpacking feature
Came into Rick Dick Decks and went toward the one shelf to buy a pack of cards. The shopkeeper sprinted over and reached past me to grab the packs I was gonna grab, then bragged about getting a good pull from it.
10/10 experience
In the year of our lord 2024, we had Daily Dunkey. It was the happiest year in history...
@@BotvsBots I hope they disown you
And it was good..
its common era. stop using that term.
Ah yes, historians will look back at the year WWIII started and will say it was the happiest year in human history because a random bozo UA-camr uploaded a bunch of videos.
The harvest was plentiful this time of year
following customers home and then booting up Yelp is the definitive small business owner role playing experience
I was at Rick Dick Decks and I saw Dunkey stuffing cards in his cheek pouches for winter
Ahhhh-oooo
"Save these trash for the customer." Best customer service line ever 😂
6:40 "That's why I gotta charge the prices that I charge" - talk about a deep cut
donkey knows JIK is goated thank you donkey
what’s the other video where he says it? he also says like “that’s why i gotta charge the money that i charge” was it for a kanye video or just some random game?
@@Mr_Spaghettiit was the one where he was designing merch like kanye’s
Mastahpeece
@@dominicbennettmusicwoah yeah I remember that!
"Only one pack? You know you can get three of those for the price of three" 😭😭
3 for the price of 3? I can't afford NOT to do it.
killed me.
BUY MORE SAVE MORE - AT A 100% PROPORTIONAL RATE!! *WOW!*
"What do you think of the Snyder's Cut? Should he have cut more?" I'm dead 💀
😂😂😂
Came here for this joke, it's so fuckin good
Snyder fans can't be mad at this joke😂😂
No, you aren't
the answer is yes, there's no reason for it to be 4 hours
Used to work at GameStop and we actually did keep air freshner cans to spray the store down with when the potheads came in and stank up the store. We didn't spray the potheads themselves, but we wanted to. This is still very accurate.
Gotta keep only the stinkiest of body oder smells in GameStop
That smells better than BO, I'd take the pot smell over that any day
@@SpyderDragonDude Bad pot smells much, much worse than BO and lingers in the area to a much worse degree. Cope harder.
@@JoshGolus "My subjective experience is the correct experience and your subjective experience is incorrect. Cope" 🤓☝ Bad BO literally makes people vomit. Even the most sour fucking kush imaginable does not trigger literal retching like bad BO can. You can dislike the smell of weed without saying stupid shit.
@@kylegonewild bro weed smells like shit and nonsmokers can smell it LITERALLY half a mile away
"She looks sad, wait till she sees my prices" 💀
And then she ended up being the one to buy the 600 dollar card, lol.
With that music, I forgot she existed, and so did you!
Came looking for this comment@@Dark_Jaguar
it was because of her prices, that she was sad
what was the music used there?
3:10 best part - this guy buys a card for 2 cents.. and dunkey gives him 2 cents change PFFFFFT
And you gave us your 2 cents
@@PeperonyCheaseand you also give him your 2 cents
@@momogi618and you have us your 2 cents!
Dunkey is a natural business man, this guy should maybe be the CEO of an indie video game publishing company, that'd be cool
💀
I can see Dunkey publishing an animal themed platformer. He could call it Animal Hole.
@@leo-prime91 beast water pit to avoid furries
@@leo-prime91 Nah, that sounds lewd. You need some synonym for a hole. Like Animal Quarry or something.
@@ObadiahtheSlim Like Animal Crossing?
This reminded me of the Video Game Dev video from a million years ago. That is one of my favorite dunkey videos. I enjoyed seeing Rick Dick Decks grow
HERE COMES THE MONEYYYY
The Game Dev Tycoon video is still my #1 Dunkey vid of all time. This one is top 10 for sure
ANOTHER MASTERPIECE, I’M A FUCKIN MILLIONAIRE
Vince Gilligan's original idea for Breaking Bad was to have Walter White make meth so that he can buy expensive, rare trading cards. He changed that to needing money for cancer treatment after he was rejected 49 times.
He actually used the spray cans idea. That's what gave him cancer: Friday Night Magic
I AM NOT CRAZY
Wow that would have made the show so weird. I need to rewatch it. It is probably my favorite show ever made. The last season was depressing though.
Vince could have sold that idea if he busted out the blue wig. Then we could have gotten the good version of the show like you described.
0:44 And here Dunkey perfectly demonstrates how prices are adjusted, based primarily on supply and demand, and how they are not at all tethered to production costs like corporations will pretend.
I mean production costs play a part, because that affects supply
@@_Stormfather no they don't
@@lgbtthefeministgamer4039 wow, very persuasive
@@_Stormfather you are nitpicking and biased, i win, BYE BYE
@@_StormfatherAnd so just like Bumbler Interactive this mans career has been shot down
Nintendo just added you to their kill list
he didnt even use the mod
I made a comment like this in a video about some new Mario 3 romhack. A nintendo fan got actually mad at me. I felt so bad for them.
@@psycholuigiman No way!!! Don't feel bad for those sheeple.
Yeah they're on a warpath lately. Glad someone brought it up. Emulation can never be stopped. We can never be stopped. They are pretty much Sauron. Feel bad for what's going to happen to dunkey.
he's been on it since he stole their idea to become a game publisher. the lawsuit will be legendary
"Pizza for $5.95?! is this a period piece?" Killed me 😂
that's dominos prices here tho. well.. $4.50 USD. so $6.70 AUSD for a large Pepperoni
@@gabbonoo Brooooo what. Its literally $14 here in the US why is everything in this country a scam 😭
@@OmnipotentNoodle thats universal. it's called lazy-tax and nostalgia-milking. lowers the bar for consumers because we have emotional lizard brains during our spare time
No it didn't
@@sublimeade literally died, he did.
So glad to see Dunkey is back to making videos after his hit role in the Minecraft movie by Francis Ford Coppola
MegaMinecraftopolis
Wait that's just Parkour Civilization
And you think one year of Minecraft entitles you to plow through the riches of Dunkey's Emersonian mind?
"Go to the Cluuuub"
Out of the ordinary, I mean
@@kkb_7267 there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer there’s a wildfire in my sock drawer
7:41 "Just the one pig? You know you can get 3 for the price of 3 of them"
Local gas station cashier hits me with this logic all the time
“This is like finding a shiny Charizard at Richard Nixon’s house.”
-Gex
“Pilots licence? What for?”
-Gandhi
"Note to self: Never watch a play at John Wilkes Booth's house." -Gex
ah yes, the infamous watergate scandal.
“I haven’t seen a tribute summon like that since Dragon Duel night at Jerry Springer’s house.”
"This is like dining with lawyers at Nintendo's house."
RIP a legend. Used to Post every day. Never know what u got til its gone.
He went from "OMG, I got X" to "this game is a scam" REALLY FAST. 10/10 Historically accurate.
"people need to stop coming in here so i can open more cards, man.." spoken like a true card shop employee
Big Mode Enterprises is moving up in the world
"You know, you can get 3 for the price of 3" :) great business making
I have watched this through twice and I never heard that line. Can you timestamp it?
@@pneumoniacroix6476 7:41
“Is this a period piece?!” 💀
i dont get it
@@latbat58it's a joke about how the game must be set in the past for how cheap the pizza is
@@latbat58Pizza’s like twice that nowadays.
I laughed way too hard at that.
@@CaptainEffort
3 to 4 times as much, actually, after taxes and inflation.
2:08 Don't get high off your own supply.
Dunkey is pulling a nikocado avacodo right now. He’s releasing backlog while he secretly trains to stop metal gear.
and you cant even say, his name
Psycho Mantis?
Is NkcdAvcd even still alive??
@@philipreid2542 oh boy do i have news for you
@jjwang7597 holy sh*t, forgot to comment before your reply. Checked the latest NA vid and didn't know what to think. Wtaf
It's been 5 days. I got addicted... I need more daily dunkey
so many dunkey videos that the Internet is at risk of being overdunked and shutting down
Overdunked🤣
an amazing name for a basketball game
3:00 that's just you. Don't lie.
"I just kinda realized that the customers are kinda like Pokemon, you know, most of them are trash and then sometimes you get a good one."
Lol
This was honestly one of my favorite videos that I've seen so long! It's crazy how something new can be nostalgic
It really felt like an older video where he just made jokes from the game itself. His stuff is always great but this really brought me back
The dev really made a choice to have customers smell bad
It was made a rule in ygo tournaments a few years ago that hygiene was required or you could be dismissed for smelling bad. It was genuinely added in and it was a big running joke for a while. It's real.
3:33 - 3:36 dude dunkey has his J Jonah Jameson impression on point 😂
This is crazy money. I remember when dunkey opened 400 million dollars worth of pokemon cards. We miss you blue wig master...
Dunkey raises a good point. Where are the stores that sell body care supplies with nerd stuff on the side. Attract them with the nerd stuff and convince them to get scented candles and cologne.
Baby Dunks college fund is going Big mode .
Just for the historians - this video is where the glorious weeks of daily uploads in 2024 stopped. We were all terrified that it was going to be the final Dunkey video ever. Especially people commenting that they weren't scared at all. Those were the most scared. They all confessed to this later.
6:51 kingdom hearts jumpscare
Yeah that surprised me. I still listen to that all the time
Dunkey is secret KH fan. Xion's theme for anyone wondering.
heard that and shat my pants
Been loving the daily uploads
This is like playing Magic The Gathering at the Menendez Brothers' house
The game is TCG Card Shop Simulator for those wondering. It's been popping off a lot recently on Twitch.
No no no, Its Palworld
I could watch an hour of this with no regret
Well boys, this is where the road ends in daily uploads, it was a fun journey while it lasted
this reminds me of hanukkah in michael bay's nuclear submarine
If this game would have a mod to make it real card games like MTG or Pokémon I’d probably play the shit out of this lol
The Walter guy buying the pokemon card like "I am the one who catches them all!!!"
6:39 the sudden cut to everyone getting sprayed down killed me 💀
1:00 THAT'S WHY DUNKEY IS UPLOADING MORE OFTEN
Over the past two days, I have said "I don't want Mummog" every time something even mildly inconvenient happens. These videos really get in your head and stay there 😂
this might genuinely be a new all-timer
Casually dropping the Pokemon Puzlee League banger at the end like I wouldn't notice...
dunkey must of got that ps5 pro
Love how accurate it is to make some customers stinky. You can tell the devs really know game stores and conventions
It's actually crazy that one customer looked exactly like the Metástasis Walter White
after working in Retail for 11 years I'd say Dunky did a pretty good job in capturing that essence of it all
Why are there no kids or teenagers? Is it really all adults?!
...just like real life.
Oh man...this might be one of my favorite videos you've done. And that's sayin something.
I can't believe it's been an entire six days since Dunkey uploaded a video
Game over boys
You did great! WE are proud
As a card shop employee this is soooooo accurate.
As both the seller and the buyer
"The most unrealistic part of this game is that nobody actually plays the Pokemon card game."
Although he missed the part where the customer lowballs the price because there's a microscopic scratch on the corner.
"WoUlD yOu CoNsIdEr ThIs HeAvY PlAyEd? I wAnT tO sEnD iT iN tO gEt GrAdEd."
"You look like the one Geodude transforms into." :'D This is your funniest video in ages! The role playing was brilliant! :'D
Thus the streak has ended. Dunkey now has the PS5 Pro
Genuinely my favorite video of all time. I’m dying the entire time
With these daily Dunkey uploads, we 100% deserve a Donkey Kong December redux
Dunkey should open a shop, I want this kinda customer service.
3:43 They do this by bending the packs slightly, cards that are foil are harder and therefor give more resistance when bent.
Stores will also often forbid you from picking a pack yourself and only let you buy "the one off the top" so that people who know this wouldn't figure out they're sifting through the packs.
To be fair, while some shops might do this, it's honestly not worth it.
The second people find out you're filtering packs, you'll lose your entire reputation as well as your product membership from the supplier. WotC takes that shit seriously.
really makes you FEEL like a retail employee
I need to see this full playthrough
Is no one gonna talk about how that guy bought a 2 cent card and gave exact change only for Dunkey to give him the two cents back 😭
And just as suddenly as he arrived, one day Dunkey just disappeared.
I was wondering why I was so bummed, and then I remembered there was no dunky left
"I guess there really is one born every minute" is one of the best quotes ever
That "what is happening at the other card stores" really had me because I have the exact same thought when reading 5 star reviews about my humble IRL store.
This might be one of your best yet
How is he even doing this?! What the hell!?!
I drank a 20 dollar glass of wine and watched this
"What do you think of The Snyder's Cut, should've they cut more ?"
**Should they’ve
And yes
@@Bennett-m1z couldn't care less my guy
@@kreed9762 you’ll never grow with that attitude.
I cracked up
@@Bennett-m1z don't want to my guy
“Still playing Pokémon at your age… ok…” is crazy
This game has Matt Walsh from Am I Racist?
The real reason donkis is uploading more is to get really cool christmas presents for his family that are espensive like 5 ps5 pros
7:20 every time i go into a game store
Same
The Pokémon Puzzle League music at the end was nice
The first card store type game
The most realistic part of this game is that its young adults and middle aged men buying the trading cards and playing with them inside the store instead of kids.
So so so many classic one liners in this, "You can get 3 for the price of 3 of em''" Jesus.
Dunkey's finally seeing Goop from Gwyneth Paltrow's POV
Dunkey isn't actually that different in his card shop operations than some of the LGS Ive been to
This feels so much like classic dunkey. Just the right amount of swearing, making hilarious jokes out of a game where you just stare at customers and pictures of knockoff pokemon all day
Wait until he finds out that he didn't have the lights on this whole time. The switch is by the entrance
6:49 xions theme from kh really hits the soul
This is my first time watching and this was fucking hilarious
Hearing Dunkey talk like an actual card shop owner is so surreal
Dunkey truly is a master at card
I went to New York once. did you know dunky works in every bodega every day? Dude needs to make that Pokémon money somewhere.