M&B Bannerlord Peasant Army Only Challenge - Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
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- Опубліковано 30 кві 2020
- Mount And Blade Bannerlord Has finally released into early access after over 8 years of development and well the game certainly has some unique features and game balance. So today The Spiffing Brit is going to show off how Broken Bannerlord is by using an exploit to get unlimited gold! and an infinite experience glitch. I mean surely its perfectly balanced and not a glitch to be able to get the entire supply of food from a city for free and an infinite amounts of money too. . The Adventures of Bario are not over yet and his army consisting only of peasants has an entire world to conquer! So lets see if M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or if using infinite gold and an unlimited army of peasants is broken. I guess its up to a funny montage of exploits with a cheeky english brit to decide. Ok well it is certainly overpowered... Really really overpowered.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy Bannerlord With an Infinite Gold exploit and the Peasant Only Challenge!
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Title: M&B Bannerlord Peasant Army Only Challenge - Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
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Shopkeeper: "So, how are you're gonna pay for this?"
Spiff: *execute his own horse in front of him*
Shopkeeper: " Please, take everything"
I think that is what would happen irl
This exploration doesnot work for me. Is it patched?
I love it
@@johnmelvilledrysdale8347 Probably, they are pretty quick at patching
They are extreme Animal lovers and are giving all their belonging to cheer you up from the recent (very very recent) death of your horse!
'My lord, the city is starving!'
'Well what about the huge pile of food just outside the gates?'
'We can't pick it up, my lord!'
'Oh bugger. Can't we get more?'
'No m'lord.'
'How do we usually produce our food?'
'Don't know sir.'
I'm still waiting for "Microsoft Solitaire is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
“2048 is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits”
Space Pinball on Windows XP is also perfectly balanced
i cant believe i actually got real intrested and searched that up...
Everyone: "Steppe Recurve Bow"
Spif: "STEEP RECURSIVE BOW"
I was so early, I saw this when it was accidentally made public.
Same
Peter Le same
^ This.
Me too
Ahahah same here
Spiff-Calls an army of recruits peasants.
The actual peasant unit that has a 0 gold upkeep-"Am I a joke to you?"
Well tbf the peasant recruits are still peasants. They just have some basic militia training. ;)
I mean as entertaining as his vids are, the whole "IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME IWTH NO EXPLOITS" lost all its sarcastic meaning back when he started using cheats to fuck up game balance (like 100 stat man in crusader kings etc). Yea its fun, but doesnt really say anything about game balance when you're cheating xD
@@Baleur but the cheats in videos like this one aren't needed for the actual exploit being shown off, just used to create a hook for the end. I think its fine in those cases. As long as its entertaining lol.
@@Robjec53 The money exploit sure, even though the cheat stats effect the trade penalty, doesn't make a big difference, but when it comes to party size, that makes a massive difference, between the massive stewardship stat, and however high he might of pumped up his clan tier, plus perks that would've effected party size, his party size was pumped up to impossible levels. The only reasonable way to get such a size early on is through being a vassal and forming an army. Then it's just overcoming quality with quantity plus some luck. It would of been much different, even with the money exploits, if he had to stick with default party sizes and unboosted stats
edit: not to mention the ridiculous medecine stat was why only 15 peasants died in the battle with that army, as it has an effect on how likely did they die vs get wounded in combat, keeping casualties down, along with recovery rates
@@Anomalous_Ape But even with those the cheats were basically a time saver. It's more of well this is possible but you'd have to sink hundreds of hours in for it too work.
When you max out your Intimidation skill:
Merchant: "You have to pay me 400k gold... now."
Sir Spiff: *Beheads a horse in one great swing while staring into merchant's soul* "How much?"
Merchant: *Stunned and Terrified* "You know what? It's opposite day! I'll give you gold instead. Please enjoy your wares!"
Nice
lollllllllllll
This would explain why I can no longer slaughter old work horses during trading right now.
''The peasants are revolting my lord''
''I know that, but what are they actually doing?''
Damnnn
Is it a Black Adder reference?
@@WizardHatGames Yes
oh _that_ kind of revolting!
"Sure they smell a bit but I wouldn't say they're 'revolting'."
I mean, ask the French how dangerous a peasant army can be.
Ask the British lol... we had a rough time with the welsh
But he already dropped all the grain outside the wall ... what should he do else to enrage them? eat the cake alone?
Well it is the French... anything that puts up a fight is dangerous.
Well, it's hard to say that they were peasants. They trained with bow stating at 8-9 years daily. Technically yes, but not really.
He’s on about the french republican army headed by napoleon. They nearly conquered Europe...just to clear it up
"He's going to use nothing but peasants." *hires recruits*
yeah wondered this aswell.. i see no peasants...
Recruit is a peasant
@@DarkwearGT no they are not lol, there are peasant units in bannerlord, they are bellow recruits
@@izhafirulloh shut up mate, your a fricking peasant
In our british colony of south africa after u got capture fighting south africa
1900s flash backs
The horse slaughter exploit has been patched since last weekend (version 1.2.1)
=(
Fuck ;_;
Thanks for posting the patch number. Helps a lot.
Aww
good
Imagine if reanu keeves escaped into M&B bannerlord
Hint hint
oh no... ☕️
The only man who could defeat Bario Bario the Destroyer... alternatively, Reanu Keeves could make things that much worse for the residents of Bannerland if he decides Bario is a worthy ally
But Imagine if seymore clevarge also part like reeanu keeves,bario,&seymore joined
The recursive bow, which shoots an unending torrent of exponentially increasing arrows.
The recursive bow shoots another recursive bow, which itself, shoots a recursive bow, etc...
not just any recursive bow, it's a 'steep recursive bow'
i think spiff might have used some exploits to get through his english classes
@@heygek2769 Steep recursive bow = ackermnann bow?
@@Adamantium9001 how does the ackermann principle relate to this in any way?
@@heygek2769 In plain terms, the Ackermann function is an example of a very fast growing recursive function.
Bannerlord Devs: "We've finally fixed all of the bugs and exploits!
Spiffing Brit: "Hey! I've found another way to break the game!"
Devs: Sigh...
Top bug tester just doing his job.
This is a pretty good way to see if your game is balanced properly and if your bug patches have been doing anything. Your play testers won't catch everything so just send it to a professional exploiter and see where you need to put more work in. From my experience the most recent version of the game has patched much of the exploits out or fixed them to be more balanced but making money in bannerlord is so easy i can't imagine you'd have much trouble with that after the early game
It's single player: if you want to cheese the shit out of it, who cares?!
Leave the bugs in.
"Im not made of money" literally walks up to a city and takes all their gold
Spiff- "Monstrous Schnozz"
Me- *Looks in Mirror, Cries*
Eyy large nose gang
You nose there's no shame in it
Oy vey
@@kphizzle9569 It's there if you sniff it out
Just means you can sniff out better trade deals, my merchant friend
Bannerlord: The game of conquering, diplomacy, and sacrificing horses to the trade gods.
TRADES FOR THE TRADE GOD!
GOODS FOR THE GOODS THRONE!
Hmm sounds like Ancient Asia ...
9:17 This honestly sounds like something out of a really old-school fairy tale.
"And Bario, destitute of wealth and renown set forth on his quest. Openly he lamented his troubles, bemoaning his I'll fortune, until it happened upon the ears of a sly fox.
Said the fox 'Why carry on as such, brave Bario? It is unbecoming of a warrior. Here, show your decisive intent and strike off the head of your horse.'
Considering for a moment, Bario drew up his sword and took off the horse's head. From the wound poured forth a bounty of arms and armor and riches as he had never seen in all his days.
'Remember, brave Bario,' crooned the fox, 'The fortunes of this world come to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.'"
'The fortunes of this world comes to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.' (and a Sumpter Horse)
"Bario found no merit in a diet of potable food.
Instead, Bario found sustinance in Barium enemas.
And Bario grew stronger."
You've literally made a fable.
Thank you for the inspiration, just turned this into a fairytale in my D&D world.
27:26 you can see the dude coming at him with a spear then a sudden cut and his hp has gone down, he wasn't happy he got stabbed there.
Spiff: At the end of the day, it's a single player game, and you can play it in whatever way you see fit.
Also Spiff: Let me tell you how to make your friends want to kill you in Civ and AoE.
Anyone else irked on the fact he's got an army of Recruits and not Peasants? By game design, these are not the same!
It's kills me every time he says it.
Yep, and actual Peasants cost you 0 gold each.
kraanz they changed peasants to cost 1 gold in the most recent patch, I loved free armies though when they were a thing.
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave Oh, ok, haven't played for a week or so.
@@Idontcarewhathandleihave I love my army of fian champions that start shooting those peasants from 250m away. its glorious.
This kind of video is specifically why I fell in love with this community and your beautifully crafted videos, it's the on the fly ad-lib from the character creator that builds a rich and historic story for your characters... Bario, Seymour Clevarge, Reanu Keeves.... You tell their stories so well and make me giggle through out the video that is your art.... Puts me back in my school days talking absolutely madness with my friends... Bless you good sir and keep up the tea-rific work.
Some say that Ragnarok will be caused by the invetable duel of Bario and Reanu Keeves.
Pewdiepie watching the fight on his thrown with the head of t series and cocomelon
Spiffing Brit: I’m going to customize my character
Me remembering all the ugly characters he made:
I think you mean cursetomize!
Me after Spiff mentioned a legendary character: it's gonna be reanu keeves, but no BARIO it is.
And the silly story, how does one come up with stuff like that.
Awesome as always, keep ist up.
i assume an overdose of tea and biscuits...^^
I thought it was gonna be Seymour Clevarge again.
@@argentpuck I thought the same.
Does Bario believes in the one and only True Faith of the great omnipotent god among gods Reanu Keeves though???
@@majstealth Yorkshire tea to be specific 👌
Spiff: "Don't start a war, buy all their crops and dump it in front of their gates, it's way more effective"
US of A: "Spiff's breaking out our strategies... again."
True lol
Oh wait, they have oil. Looks like war's back on the menu, boys!
@@whatisahandle_69 Ah LOTR quote
@@whatisahandle_69 Oh, i somehow forgot that one. But usually they start by buying up or sanctioning shit survival depends on.
Spiff: "You see you can kill your horse here in the trade menu"
Me: "Ah yes he's going to use the horse meat exploit of buying old workhorses and selling their meat at a ridiculous markup...oh ok. That's not what's going on here"
This exploit was fixed about two weeks ago.
It's 1.1.0 or even earlier he's playing. Cause 6 tier bows now cost around 30k when buying, and around 5k when selling.
The dev need to introduce the cheat name code: reanu keeves.
Last time I was here this early, the queen hadn’t discovered the tea of infinite youth
Infinite life not youth, sadly
The Royal Family is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever...
"....bario mario...."
I'm done, I've cracked. I woke up the whole house by laughing. Dopamine rush like noneother.
'Help I'm being repressed' - Peasants in Spiffs army
I was curious on how you were actually going to recruit peasants, but they were all recruits.
yeah it was frustrating i would just by attacking villagers your at war with the recruiting them as prisoners or killing bandits
Mario may save the Mushroom Kingdom,
*Bario makes his own.*
Nobody:
Spiff: "STEEP" bow.
It's because of all the tea he drinks. Steeping is constantly on his mind.
@@IndigoRose13 This response is funnier than my comment I'm doomed
30:40 i really appreciate the flashing lights warning there my lord
༼ つ ^ _^ ༽つ ♡
EDIT : I love how Yanagur looks like a run-down version of Mario too (especially the hat), showcasing true dedication to Bario
Looking at the other lord's armies when I've played this game, they already employ this peasants only tactic.
That's because the AI Lords in this game struggle to make battle hardened parties since they'd most likely would have been destroyed by the Player or another Lord and they barely go after Looter Parties which can be used to level up your troops
You call them Peasants? Surely you meant to call them "The Barmy Army"
No, more like the soviet army.
The mighty sausages
@ZapNinja Isn't that kindof the same thing?
Was really excited to see more episodes of this play through. I hope you can still make more!
Starting watching your videos a few weeks ago. Flipping fantastic! My brother and I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold, and as the American-born sons of an English ex-pat Mother from London, we agree it's better than PG Tips! Thank you for enlightening us in our tea knowledge! Thank you for producing so many wonderful videos. Hats off to you!
"A booze producing empire is not going to be successful"
Russia managed well enough.
they did do some serious arms manufacturing as well though...
Well... tractors and booze...
Bavaria would like to have a word with you.
Belgium: Come again?
In what world was Russia financially successful? XD
"The war bow economy is broken"
A bow! A bow! My kingdom for a bow!
It's actually more like "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a slaughtered horse!"
The starvation tactics finally made sense when he donned the union jack
In the character creation before you said it was Bario i was waiting for you to call him Meddie Frercury
Saw this yesterday.. glad it's back!
"An entire booze-producing empire is probbaly not going to be very financially successfull."
Cue the Russian Empire casually making 40 percent of its budget from booze.
"steep recursive bow"
is that deliberate?
Love your stuff as always Spiffing
Yeah having 500 in every stat is absolutely ridiculous, but i will give massive props to the developers as well for how well a lot of the skills can affect other parts of the game.
The two MVP skills here are Tactics and Medicine, being maxed in both can make even the most basic unit in Bannerlord put in some work in the battles if you look at the skills.
Woe betide any AI opponent that is on the receiving end of that if Spiff decided to use those same skills on the highest tier soldiers
special mention to leadership for being able to give spiff the power of the peasantide
"Quantity has a quality all its own" - Uncle Joe.
Spiff: "If you've ever seen rule 34 Mario art before..."
Anything you'd like to share, Spiff?
:3c
The reason your peasants are actually that strong is because of the medic skill that makes your troops tankier, giving them lots of health. I think it's something like + (HealingSkill - 200 / 2) health, so your peasants were WAY more tanky than any unit in the game.
Rankhole yeah also a lot of them don’t die
I think that’s due to the medic skill too
@@keyan1219 That's what I mean. They have like +100 hp or something like that.
Rankhole sorry I think I phrased it wrong
What I meant is they get wounded instead of dying
Love the mount and blade content spiff keep up the good work
When this was first released I was so confused when after getting to about the ten-minute mark the video stopped working, and then it informed it had been made private. I thought that maybe the bots got to it, or something, but apparently not. Glad it's back up now :)
The previous version was causing some issues for people with epilepsy, so it got taken down and the warning added.
That shop exploit was truly next level. I couldn't even laugh. I was gobsmacked.
How did that make it even into the beta? That's obscenely funny.
Clearly they thought you might like to slaughter animals in the shop screen to sell their meat to starving cities.
Great idea.
What the feature used incorrectly causes you to steal a cities entire inventory? Whoops
Oh and I wonder if bows are over priced because they have incorrect 'value' based on power or range. But that would probably be too simple of a bug.
I cannot get enough of these videos!
Really love how fun Spiff makes character creation in these games.
Bario is Mario's cousin.
Luigi is Mario's brother.
Bario is Luigi's brother.
What sort of Alabama pretzel family tree is this???
Half brothers perhaps? For instance, Mario and Luigi share a mother, where Luigi and Bario share a father, and Mario's father and Bario's mother are siblings. I think that makes sense, feel free to correct me.
saw this yesterday Im close to tea farmer but as of now im still part of the godly peasant horde!
It’s BIG DAVE!!!!
@@thespiffingbrit always bet on dave.
So that's what the upgrade for peasant is....at least in Bario's kingdom
oh shit, Big Dave
I enjoy your videos so much Spiff! they are so hilarious! :D marvelous exploits aswell xD great work!
This was great. I hope you keep this going.
maxed out character, loses against 20 looters xD
With high level gear
@@DarkwearGT That's bannerlord for you, they decided even the best tier armor in the game is made of paper.
@@Shero1337 He had mid-upper tier armor and rocks do blunt damage. Blunt damage goes through armor.
@@Rob526 "Blunt damage goes through armor" That's the problem, a bunch of peasants throwing rocks should never be a threat to a full plate knight. I don't care what their throwing arm is like, every looter in the game shouldn't have armor piercing rocks, it just doesn't make any sense. It also is just kind of annoying, when you get late game in a mount and blade game and you see a group of 30 looters you should be able to rush strait in by yourself and kill them all without taking any damage, cuz your in full plate versus a bunch of tier 1 enemies with a bunch of rocks! Blunt damage needs a rebalance.
@@Shero1337 The damage for blunt should just be miniscule unless it hits you in the head. ie a body rock full armor 2 or so damage, a headshot I'd say maybe 10. The throwing arm doesn't matter much, rocks are heavy and having one punted at your head should deal damage. If you don't want enemies to be able to hurt you late game, play with reduced damage or get arMORE mod. You should not be able to charge 30 looters with plate and be impervious. If want you want is a power fantasy, yet again play on 1/3rd damage. Your character is one man, he isn't a monster. Even then you literally can do that. Looters switch to melee when you are withing about 5 meters, and they don't throw rocks through teamates. I have literally killed over 40 looters by myself and I don't use a shield nor any real long range weapons. With mid-upper tier armor at about level 16. Literally just sprint at them, once you get 10-ish to agro the rest can't hit you with rocks since teamates are in the way, once you have plate mail you can probably outrun the looters, boom run a train.
"its a single player game so you can play it as you see fit" *15 seconds earlier* "That is the wrong way to play the game"
Exploits aside, the game looks really fun. I love watching your videos on it. And I would never have known about it were it not for your channel. So thanks :)
I love these videos. Bannerlord 80 hours in is much fun but frustrating too. These videos refresh me to jump back into the fold.!
I love how this man’s narrative is so amusing 😂
I was half way through this before you took it down
Same, I was using it for background noise while doing housework when suddenly his voice cut out mid sentence and it said it was a private video
Lol. Same here
Possibly the most enjoyable episode yet!
What a game, what a man.
When you first talked about the recognisable character I thought mr bean
"We're going for the roundest head possible"
I'm disappointed it wasn't Rian Johnson.
An Army of just recruits? Sounds like he is just Role-playing as the AI
Thank you, this franchise has absorbed an alarming chunk of my life. Enjoyed the video
Please continue with this epic of story arcs. The grandeur of which is humbling us the pessant army recruits.
Who remembers when this was first uploaded
Spif wanted a seige, but got a seizure (almost)
lol!! Still churning out hilarious videos! Well Done! I can imagine the look of horror on the Talewords devs as they see their game utterly exploited and destroyed by Spiffy! Too Funny!!
This character creation and then the look of the parents. Made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this Spit in these though and strange times.
Snatcher Spiff be like _"Not enough peasants? Let's try 1,000."_
As Todd has always tough us:
"It just works."
Bario looks like the merchant I had to protect from balvorines in the first fable game. If I remember right he's not the merchant that ends up turning into a Balvorine anyway, he's the surviving friend
I try to think about how much time you spend just hunting these breaks down off camera and it makes my head hurt. You are an animal sir.
I am so early i saw it before it got taken down and reuploaded
@Mr. Salty Man yeah but it got edited now
"Prisoners you are free, i'm sorry" Speaking like a true Britishman right there
More Bario! Been watching you for 2 and a half years now and these exploits are some of my favorites! I wish you could find some for the old Star Wars Knights of The Old Republic games or The Jedi Fallen Order!
Ahahahaha “they yeeted a rock into my spleen” 😂😂😂 this is the quality content we’re here for!!
Watching spiffing Britt while doing push-ups... "Yea I'm sure this is normal"
@@thespiffingbrit perfectly balanced with no exploits what so ever
It's normal compared to what most of the rest of his audience does whilst watching
@@tryazeve9420 it seems to me you're speaking from experience haha
Never been here this early
Well me neither
I laughed so hard! Great job!
Takes all of the town's inventory and grants them the splendor of witnessing his masterful slaughtering techniques.
Shopkeep: "So about that gold..."
Bario: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
haha i watched some master trading guide this week for bannerlord but i now know this is the ultimate master trading guide
18:17 Mathematics
Chemistry: am i a joke to you?
I alway love the characters and the backstories he makes
Nothing is finer in life then settling in with a warm cup of coffee and watching the spiffing brit.
YT search history:
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This was such a good video I had to buy this game to try it out!
Did it still work?
I just love these videos
It's 3am and as a brit myself, pretty immune to all humour, as is tradition but you got me to chuckle at the Bario.
Well played sir. this round to you.
Just modding the character's stats was a little disappointing, I was expecting some in game exploit to get unlimited stats somehow, otherwise awesome video.
Hi spiffy... just casually drinking a nice cup of coffee as I wake up to watch your lovely video
COFFEE
You mean tea right
SACRILEGIOUS!
BEGONE TERRIBLE COFFE DRINKER
You can use "Right Shift"+click instead of the left shift key to transfer entire stacks during trading, saves a few mouseclicks (or activations of autoclicker)