He hates the idea of winning and getting 20XP, so he restarts hoping to get more by letting the opponent win less. The max XP you can get while winning is 200XP, but it's impossible to reach it by a human in future levels, due to the AI's quick reaction.
Yeah, Speed Slice is like a combination of memory and luck in terms of the direction you expect to slice, especially later on. 2:02, 3:36, 3:40 The way it breaks the tie is how accurately it was cut I believe.
This video truly had a little bit of everything. The struggle to getting to Matt, the rage quitted win, the broken wii remote, popped blood vessel, getting fucked by the AI at the end. All at a game I grew up playing as a kid😂😂 All the reasons I love poof😂❤️
There is a little trick to this, that's actually pause buffering. If you just keep pressing pause, you can just see the arrows on the object. Extremely useful against the higher level Miis, especially Matt cause he has pretty much got TAS reaction. (Tool assisted speedrun)
There would be regular Poofesure Drills (tornado drills but for Poof) and a siren that you could hear down the street, and he'd have to put in an hour's notice before turning on his Wii-
There was this split second of time when I saw the wii hand hover over the “quit” button, that my whole body tensed up in preparation for what was about to happen to my ears😂 12:58
Well, RIP to the first Princess Peach Wii Remote with Wii Motion Inside. In retrospect, it probably was a wise time to go because Peach wouldn't have survived the table tennis challenge against Greg anyways.
Poof: *after breaking his floor and turning his peach wii remote into dust* “ok i think my anger container is empty i blew off all the steam” Also poof: 23:35 *has a mental anurism and pops a blood vessel in his eye*
18:10 is the part you’re looking for… 😂😂😂😂😂 BTW, 18:07 & 23:37 is the moment that I kept on replaying, it was his voice who keeps me repeating, LOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here's the history of who made arrows, just like you asked: An older (medieval) convention is the manicule (pointing hand, 👈). Pedro Reinel in c. 1504 first used the fleur-de-lis as indicating north in a compass rose; the convention of marking the eastern direction with a cross is older (medieval).[2] Use of the arrow symbol does not appear to pre-date the 18th century. An early arrow symbol is found in an illustration of Bernard Forest de Bélidor's treatise L'architecture hydraulique, printed in France in 1737. The arrow is here used to illustrate the direction of the flow of water and of the water wheel's rotation. At about the same time, arrow symbols were used to indicate the flow of rivers in maps.[3] A trend toward abstraction, in which the arrow's fletching is removed, can be observed in the mid-to-late 19th century. The arrow can be seen in the work of Paul Klee. In a further abstraction of the symbol, John Richard Green's A Short History of the English People of 1874 contained maps by cartographer Emil Reich, which indicated army movements by curved lines, with solid triangular arrowheads placed intermittently along the lines.[4] Use of arrow symbols in mathematical notation is still younger and develops in the first half of the 20th century. David Hilbert in 1922 introduced the arrow symbol representing logical implication. The double-headed arrow representing logical equivalence was introduced by Albrecht Becker in Die Aristotelische Theorie der Möglichkeitsschlüsse, Berlin, 1933.[4]
23:08 Poofesure's meltdown 22:41 Poofesure becomes a average angry child 23:35 Poofesure brain goes on an onslaught 23:58 Silent Laughing Crow 25:07 Ryan makes Poofesure mad 26:21 Poofesure turns self-aware in a video game
there’s a secret to getting everything right if you pass the game just as the stuff are about to appear on screen you can see which way the arrows are gonna be before hitting them
I remember I used to lose my shit when I lost to my siblings on this because my teal wii remote with wii motion plus inside wasn't working as well as their white wii remotes with wii motion plus inside were
“Giving Wally another Mayo burger, but with chicken” is a video I expect soon, my good man! I patiently await it. (Papas Cluckeria (chicken sandwich) is coming out Tuesday)
@@hye2354 well, be excited now! It’s out early (it’s probably not early, it also releases in Australia and time zones and stuff make it release early for us in the US)
Some tips if you want them: 1. In a tie (when Matt decides which wins) Matt looks at how clean the cut is and how close it was to the arrow. 2. I like to keep my mouse in the middle and just swing the according way to save time. 3. You are correct it does weaken the opponent if your to far behind and buff them when your close to winning.
He's called Sakura "Sakira" so many times that I've started to read it as Sakira in my own internal monologue. There's no way he's ever going to figure out Siobhan.
I've noticed the AI tends to have a tell to where the object will land: whatever side his sword is on, the item needs to be cut from that direction, be it up, down, left, right, diagonal is a little tougher but it's there.
This is, by far, the angriest Poof's ever been in any Wii Sports video. Not even his first time playing against Tommy was as bad as this. And the thing that gives off that feeling isn't his screams, his gibberish, his maniacal laughs, or him breaking a Wii Remote (although, those were some really loud bangs). Rather, it's moments like this (18:06) and this (23:34) where you can actually feel his rage. He even got so angry that it made him suspect that he punctured a blood vessel. It's pretty scary... But, still funny as hell nonetheless🤣👍
rip peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside
Fr
rip peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside
Yes
ppoof
Very true
"I don't think we've EVER done Speed Slice"
this will go well
has anything ever gone well with this man
*I knew he would especially lose it here*
Watching him get angry while slicing vertically at horizontal and diagonal arrows will never not be funny
Double Fax.
Lol
I think he's slamming his wii remote into a table
He actually spiked it on the floor, apparently damaging the floor as well as the Wii remote.
Yes
Only Poof would rage quit a win
Wait I didnt catch that timestamp?
@@SpathiCaptainFwiffo 10:10 i think
Like I don’t understand that he quits when he wins just to put himself through more pain? I’ll never understand this mans thought process
@@SleepyGrapes if he won by 1 or 2 he would have only got 20 xp while If he won by more he would have got 40 or 60
@@callmehbruf yeah but in this mode it seems the opponents do the same thing: being slow when far in the back and vice versa
The fact he still finds Wii remotes to this day is astonishing
Poof needs to stock
He has a crate of Wiimotes in his closet. Poof stocked up for his raging compliantions
@@Kclanks true
he knows a place that has a person specific to getting him wii remotes after he breaks one
@@Kclanks child
Nothing helps me get over my breakup better than enjoying Poofesure scream at a kids game! Thanks for uploading man, you’re a real lifesaver
I'm sorry for you...
The right one is still out there for you.
im in the same situation and Yes it helps
Keep your head up king. :) if I may ask was it mutual or not?
Keep your head up soldier
Poofesure: wins against Shouta
Also Poofesure: restarts
Then 11:19
He hates the idea of winning and getting 20XP, so he restarts hoping to get more by letting the opponent win less.
The max XP you can get while winning is 200XP, but it's impossible to reach it by a human in future levels, due to the AI's quick reaction.
I appreciate that Chihiro pfp
@@exaltedpancake I Can't Stop Fucking Laughing At This Moment. XD
At least he can say he beat him twice
“Things I hate from this: Matt, Arrows, Women, Life, Peach Wii Remotes” -Poofesure 2022 😂
21:35
I agree with life and women both tell you to die and don’t care
@@-TheDOOMSLAYER- incel behavior
@@thebarbieblank3317 bullshit
@@-TheDOOMSLAYER-
dude are you ok😭
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone rage so bad they pop an blood vessel in their eye
When did he do that?
@@ciaran4135 23:48
I've popped an eye blood vessel once for coughing a lot
@@theluffinater9470 that had to have been very hard coughing. I’ve asthma and I’ve never done that lol
I’ve only done that after vomiting during horrible food poisoning how much did he rage lmfao
Welp we all knew if he played this a Wii remote’s license to live would expire…
don’t say welp
Whenever you say welp you jinx it
Wii remotes should have human rights so Poof wouldn't destroy them so fast...
@@AlolaMaskedYT when would that ever stop him
*your free trial of living has ending*
You know, I don't think I've ever heard anyone rage at the shape of an arrow.
Welcome to Poof's channel!
"BULLSHIT MATT!"
Poof: didn't even cut the pencil in half
Poof spoiling us with a 27 min video. What a legend
And the classic "raging and funny moments" title too! What a goated legend!
27 minutes of playing a whole new game mode on wii sports too
jokes on you, I scream so much you’ll likely have a headache 🤣
@@Poofesure i indeed do have a headache after this.
@@Poofesure Hi
FYI: The tie breakers are decided based on how even the slices are.
Yeah but he’s too dumb to know that
Thanks for telling me that its gonna be good to know
@@thewtrxgamingstation3197 ouch
Oh
@@thewtrxgamingstation3197 to be honest i didn’t even know that. and i’ve been playing wii sports resort since 2009
19:47 “i didnt hit that right” **becomes an engine**
He does it again at 22:40
23:12
GUESS IT’S- *AOKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAA*
Yeah, Speed Slice is like a combination of memory and luck in terms of the direction you expect to slice, especially later on.
2:02, 3:36, 3:40
The way it breaks the tie is how accurately it was cut I believe.
Couldn't find whether or not the accuracy-based tiebreaker is true, but that's what it seems like and would make the most sense.
memory? the way you need to cut in random
I think 13:22 Michael should have gotten the win then should he not have?
@@RadiantSharaShaymin it's not.
“Thing I hate from this: Matt, arrows, women, life, peach wii remotes.”
-poofesure 2022
“Things i hate from this: Matt, arrows …….. *W O M E N* ,, *life* , peach wii remotes.”
-Poofesure 2022
Poof: Loses his mind at 23:03
Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside: _Nervous Sweating_
This video truly had a little bit of everything. The struggle to getting to Matt, the rage quitted win, the broken wii remote, popped blood vessel, getting fucked by the AI at the end.
All at a game I grew up playing as a kid😂😂
All the reasons I love poof😂❤️
Poofesure: gets mad at his Mii
Also Poofesure: is controlling that same Mii
There is a little trick to this, that's actually pause buffering. If you just keep pressing pause, you can just see the arrows on the object. Extremely useful against the higher level Miis, especially Matt cause he has pretty much got TAS reaction. (Tool assisted speedrun)
“Who decided arrows are fat at the ending end” 😂😂😂😂😂
“Hopefully we can beat Matt in one try”
Famous last words
23:11 A car when it’s cold outside:
There’s a- there’s a- thersadadadADADADADADADADADAGH
If this guy was in an apartment, everyone else in the building would evacuate when they hear him raging.
Imagine the security deposit for all the toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside sized holes in the wall
There would be regular Poofesure Drills (tornado drills but for Poof) and a siren that you could hear down the street, and he'd have to put in an hour's notice before turning on his Wii-
There was this split second of time when I saw the wii hand hover over the “quit” button, that my whole body tensed up in preparation for what was about to happen to my ears😂 12:58
Lol
I was eating, so it was in a moment when I wasn't looking at the screen. At least "slain by cinnamon bun" won't be on my tombstone.
...For now.
I wish he does face cam more often seeing him rage like this would be so funny to see😂😂😂
Poofesure is gonna end up destroying all the wii remotes eventually
Why do you think they're expensive and hard to find?
@@andrewloris3209 Hi, Lightning
23:56 Poof Sounded like a sinister super grover from sesame street and I can't unhear it
“It’s almost like they are the in the game and know the whole time”
😂😂😂
He said that as i read it lol that could have been in a perfect timing video
"It's easy to win but it's not easy to win a lot."
-Poofessure, 2022
Wiser words could have never been said.
i think he said "it's easy to win but it's not easy to win BY a lot"
Ya, at 6:30 he said it.
@@Here2Pone funny enough i read the original comment just like that statement despite missing that word “by”
18:10 *I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!*
Same here 🤣
@@Autisma515 It’s just not as funny as this.
I’ve so fuggin had it
18:05 YOU CANT MAKE IT EASY FOR ME!!!
20:06 a new rage variant has been discovered
Past the point of insanity
I'd love to see Poofesure tries to get all stamps raging and funny moments as a series
He’d break at least 10 remotes 😂
@@matthewscholz7719 Yesss it would be pure art
I was gonna say this lmao, idk if he knows the stamps exist though :(
100 pin stamps? Oh man
I would love to see a video devoted to getting the secret strike in 100 pin bowling, and another devoted to getting the giant fruits in archery.
23:21 had me dying on the floor
Bro had a stroke and became toad
18:06 Had me dying.
Actually turns into Gollum
4:50 "THROW THE F*CKING SUSHI MATT!!" HAHAH
As an Irish person, I visibly winced at 5:08 when Poof called her "sio-bawn"
it sounds like a fuckin pokemon "sio-bawn used slice!"
Siobhán is a girl? When the fuck? I always thought it was a boy
How do you pronounce that 💀
@@beansthedino3029 I just googled it and apparently it is pronounced shiv-awn. Idk how tf they got that but olay
@@beansthedino3029 Shuh-vawn
Well, RIP to the first Princess Peach Wii Remote with Wii Motion Inside.
In retrospect, it probably was a wise time to go because Peach wouldn't have survived the table tennis challenge against Greg anyways.
Ryan being the judge when you fight Matt implies that Ryan has better attention to detail than Matt.
Thats what i wanted to know whos the judge agianst matt and it just happend to be the first mii of almost every game
Think it just means that Ryan has the next best attention to detail after Matt, since Matt can’t judge himself
Poof could have sent in one of his Matts to judge
1:20 Poofsure: "diamond, yeah. We really can cut diamond?"
Random mii in the background: "yah."
“ooowEeooOooOooo”
The “that sounded bad” at 11:27 was the icing on the cake.
🤣🤣 Poof legit losing his mind, after getting so angry. I love this channel man, great content everytime.
"only my dumbass would rage quit a win"
- Poofesure (2022)
7:20 "but the fucking stupidity of him catching up at the end" *slices down 4 times without looking at the arrows*
Thats the only way u can beat the computer when you’re up by that much though. U just got to guess and hope u get lucky.
23:36 is my favorite part LMFAO 😂
Toad having a stroke just like
25:50 haha love it how there is just a second Matt in the background on the left watching the game XD
18:05 that voice change before the grand finale 😂
This is a certified hood classic
Epic
*yes*
SHREK??!?!?!!!???!!?
peanuts
donkey
13:01 the dolphins every year during the super bowl
They Suck out in Miami Beach but they've been improving a little bit
@@AlolaMaskedYT well then again it's not hard to improve from trash
@@fuzzynuttz5092 Yeah, and I imagine the Peach Wiimote wreckage would be like the lions and Jaguars
@@AlolaMaskedYT not even wreckage, full on genocide
@@fuzzynuttz5092 Chara would be proud
You know Poof’s lost it when he starts speaking in tongues.
This man single handedly revived the wii and its fans
18:26 my favourite poof quote: "MAD IS A F***ING UNDERSTATEMENT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Poof: *after breaking his floor and turning his peach wii remote into dust*
“ok i think my anger container is empty i blew off all the steam”
Also poof: 23:35 *has a mental anurism and pops a blood vessel in his eye*
Toad when he has an aneurysm
"I'm f*cking short-circuiting!"
Wow, that's the first time I've seen a gorilla have electrical problems
18:10 is the part you’re looking for… 😂😂😂😂😂
BTW, 18:07 & 23:37 is the moment that I kept on replaying, it was his voice who keeps me repeating, LOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*WE CANT MAKE IT EASY FOR MEEEE*
@@Weezyburgerr LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@luckymario4196 that part killed me 😂😂😂🤣
this was one of my favorite wii games as a kid, all i would play was speed slice and mario kart wii
Here's the history of who made arrows, just like you asked:
An older (medieval) convention is the manicule (pointing hand, 👈). Pedro Reinel in c. 1504 first used the fleur-de-lis as indicating north in a compass rose; the convention of marking the eastern direction with a cross is older (medieval).[2] Use of the arrow symbol does not appear to pre-date the 18th century. An early arrow symbol is found in an illustration of Bernard Forest de Bélidor's treatise L'architecture hydraulique, printed in France in 1737. The arrow is here used to illustrate the direction of the flow of water and of the water wheel's rotation. At about the same time, arrow symbols were used to indicate the flow of rivers in maps.[3]
A trend toward abstraction, in which the arrow's fletching is removed, can be observed in the mid-to-late 19th century. The arrow can be seen in the work of Paul Klee. In a further abstraction of the symbol, John Richard Green's A Short History of the English People of 1874 contained maps by cartographer Emil Reich, which indicated army movements by curved lines, with solid triangular arrowheads placed intermittently along the lines.[4]
Use of arrow symbols in mathematical notation is still younger and develops in the first half of the 20th century. David Hilbert in 1922 introduced the arrow symbol representing logical implication. The double-headed arrow representing logical equivalence was introduced by Albrecht Becker in Die Aristotelische Theorie der Möglichkeitsschlüsse, Berlin, 1933.[4]
16:56 Two other Matt’s came from separate universes to watch this battle unfold.
3 Matts at once
23:08 Poofesure's meltdown
22:41 Poofesure becomes a average angry child
23:35 Poofesure brain goes on an onslaught
23:58 Silent Laughing Crow
25:07 Ryan makes Poofesure mad
26:21 Poofesure turns self-aware in a video game
there’s a secret to getting everything right if you pass the game just as the stuff are about to appear on screen you can see which way the arrows are gonna be before hitting them
i’m on a layover, 4 hours, in a airport home. thanks poof for making this waiting game much more interesting
23:37 my man is speaking home alone
14:30: I always made my mii do that on swordplay
13:00 istg I've never been so scared and then laughed about it in my entire life
AAAAEEEEEAAAA WE MIGHT AS WELL QUIT
Love this man’s rage quit when he already won 😂
The rarity comes from either Poof himself breaking the Wii Remotes, or the entire Wii brand being dead since 2017
I remember I used to lose my shit when I lost to my siblings on this because my teal wii remote with wii motion plus inside wasn't working as well as their white wii remotes with wii motion plus inside were
Did their Wii Remotes have Wii Motion Plus Inside
Omg. I had a teal wii remote with wii motion plus inside too. I also have a pink and red one.
@@Rekcha Ah yes, I forgot to mention
18:00 last moments from Princess Peach Wii Remote
18:12 I SO F**KING HAD IT!
*breaks Wii remote*
Is it just me or does Poof sound like Miss Puff when he rages. 😂
He sounds more like Toad
he sound like muscle man from regular show
11:19-11:26 is the best quote from the god poofesure 🤣
Yes
Thats going to be on my toombstone
26:22
- woody talking to buzz in the first toy story
“Im gonna beat you right now”
Loses automatically
18:10 My favorite part of the video
That rage went to a different dimension
“Giving Wally another Mayo burger, but with chicken” is a video I expect soon, my good man! I patiently await it.
(Papas Cluckeria (chicken sandwich) is coming out Tuesday)
I'm excited for it!!
@@hye2354 well, be excited now! It’s out early (it’s probably not early, it also releases in Australia and time zones and stuff make it release early for us in the US)
@@VOLATILEVOXELS It's released! I'm buying it
13:00 sounded like he threw his microphone in the blender 😂
"I don't want to break these Wii remotes because of their rarity"
Breaks every wii remote he owns, knowing they're expensive
2:03 Me looking for that big spider that hid as soon as I walked in the room 🤣
Me when the mc Donald’s ice cream machine is working perfectly fine but the second I get there it’s not working 1:15
I think Chika always gets a Birdie every time she plays Wii Sports Resort Golf & Frisbee Golf!
22:27: That laugh 😵💫
Poofesure: *swings in the opposite direction*
Also Poofesure: *is mad he's losing the round*
i rlly like to imagine the wii remote is sentient and it gets to hear poofs rage build in the minutes leading up to its demise
Oh my lord, Poof having an aneurism at the later parts of the video made me laugh so hard. 😂
Poofesure being a prime example of loud=funny
Speed: "hold my beer"
Speed is basically black poofesure
Or chizplays 🤣
@@talynorf389 nah chiz purposely tries to sound funny when he gets loud
Thank you for uploading when I got home from school. Very considerate of you :)
Some tips if you want them:
1. In a tie (when Matt decides which wins) Matt looks at how clean the cut is and how close it was to the arrow.
2. I like to keep my mouse in the middle and just swing the according way to save time.
3. You are correct it does weaken the opponent if your to far behind and buff them when your close to winning.
number one is not true in my experience
Your raging makes me laugh every time keep up the good work on you vids 😄
I want poof to chuck me like I’m a princess peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside
26:00 does... does anyone else see another matt to the left of the screen?
*he's multiplying*
Him blamimg a kids game instead of assuming he sucks at the game always brights my days
You know we're in for a ride when poofesure uploads a 27 minute video
Kienan, “Siobhan” is pronounced “Shivan”. It’s an Irish name, and Irish spelling is REALLY hard to pronounce correctly.
do you think he can pronounce siobhan right if he fucks up Alice as bad as he did
God's Grace
5:08
While we're at it "Shouta" is pronounced like "show-ta"
He's called Sakura "Sakira" so many times that I've started to read it as Sakira in my own internal monologue. There's no way he's ever going to figure out Siobhan.
18:05 I want that as my ringtone
11:15 - 11:30 I couldn’t stop laughing. Lmao I love u poof🤣🤣
This video will go down as an all time poof classic.
4:51 "throw the fucking sushy matt" got me
Your raging has to be the best of anything I’ve seen it’s just perfect.
I've noticed the AI tends to have a tell to where the object will land: whatever side his sword is on, the item needs to be cut from that direction, be it up, down, left, right, diagonal is a little tougher but it's there.
“Hey everyone. I made a Sonic OC”
“Who is it?”
12:46
This is, by far, the angriest Poof's ever been in any Wii Sports video. Not even his first time playing against Tommy was as bad as this.
And the thing that gives off that feeling isn't his screams, his gibberish, his maniacal laughs, or him breaking a Wii Remote (although, those were some really loud bangs). Rather, it's moments like this (18:06) and this (23:34) where you can actually feel his rage. He even got so angry that it made him suspect that he punctured a blood vessel. It's pretty scary...
But, still funny as hell nonetheless🤣👍
Agreed
Oh hey I remember you Jordan
@@loser2466 Oh, wow! Really?
20:57 Love this rant