That is an amazing great story. It actually really makes you think 🤔. Government policy and also public safety. But yeah I've never heard of something like that actually maybe he's the decoy so four of his friends get home without getting pulled over. LOL
Mike, Joelle, just keep doing what you do, giving me and everyone else something to laugh with you about. And I'm not sure which is the most stunning - whether it's Joelle, or from her point of view your good self Mike, or just the scenery around you. Whatever, it all makes my day.
My father-in-law ACTUALLY DID THAT around ~1980. He proudly told me about the whole event the next day. He became a minor celebrity after doing it outside a bar in Huntingyon, WV! His friends were hammered, so they planned it before leaving the bar. Maybe others have done it, but he did it over 40 years ago.
That's a good party joke. I told it once like I was the decoy. Some folks recognized the joke, others got highly offended that I would support DUI, and were pretty vocal about it. Others were laughing and the offended couldn't believe they supported my actions.
That’s so funny. I loved it. When I was much younger , 40 years ago this same similar thing happened to me. I was a driver and didn’t drink. Police always assume people lie. The officer got me out of my car and into the cruiser and said my buddy was going to follow us to the station. I said No !!! He can’t drive a wheelbarrow. He didn’t listen and I told him he’s responsible for everything that’s about to happen from here and said okay. Had a Ford Pinto. That long ago. Lol Reverse is where first normally would be. Headed up hill and the cop said to head to the station. Butler put the car in reverse and let the clutch out faster because he thought he was in first as he was rolling down hill backwards and slammed the cop car hard. The whole time I’m telling him he can’t drive and I said so. Butler was drunk as hell. Lol Got to the station and I need to speak to the Sargent about this issue of his dumbass deputy’s. Letting a drunk man drive over me. I grew up with the Sargent’s son. He asked why I’m there ? He don’t drink. Meaning me. Lol Whata mess that was. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew he was clean right away, but I was still surprised by the ending. As a chess player who likes to use decoy tactics, I particularly like this one.😅
Not to mention what the cop did is known as entrapment and any arrest under these circumstances would lead to a lawsuit and immediate dismissal of all charges!
There's another version. A cop is sitting there watching a bar. He sees 3 bikers roll in and go inside. He thinks to himself that he's got a surefire bust that night. After some time, one of the bikers comes stumbling out. He fumblingly tries to mount one of the bikes and ends up falling over to the ground. Stands up, manages to get on and fumbles with his keys. After a couple of tries to stick it in the ignition, he looks left and realizes he's on the wrong bike. Half falling off he stumbles over to, and on his bike. Where, after slowly fumbling his key into the ignition, he slumps forward and passes out. His road dogs come out soon after, look at him and shake their heads, climb on their bikes and roar off into the night. With an evil grin that cop knows he's got him now. The biker, hearing his friends roar off, wakes up and kicks his cycle to life. Rolls it back, and putting it in gear starts to leave. The cop switches on his lights and pulls the biker over. He gets out, and proceeds to have the biker go through a field sobriety test, twice. The biker passes with flying colors. Leaving the cop perplexed. He says, to the biker, how's this possible ? I watched you stumbling drunk, all over the place, and passing out on your bike. The biker grins and says, "Yah, I'm the D.D.". The cop says, "Designated driver ? How's that possible on a motorcycle ?" The biker goes "Nope, not that, I'm the Designated Decoy".
Um... we actually did this at the high school house parties. We would have the one 21-year-old be the decoy. Sober as all can be (please do not ask what he got in return, although I believe the statutes of limitations has expired by now as this was in the early 80s). We got away with a lot back then.
Mike and Joelle,My "weird" comment accidentally ended up on your site when it was intended for a political video. (Guess which one?).Wasn't paying attention when I was switching videos during UA-cam surfing. No clue how.Anyway,not only are y'all NOT weird,but my wife and I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humor and admire your true friendship.You make our day.
I heard that one fifty years ago. It's supposed to be "DD", which normally stands for "Designated Driver". The cop then questions further, "there is no one else in the car", "No, I'm not the designated driver, I'm the ....".
Won’t stand in U.S. courts. The officer made the decision to stop him. Not the other way round. It’s on the officer to make good decisions. Just because someone appears to be drunk doesn’t mean they are. I’ve had a stroke, had to take a driving test to prove I still could. One leg and one arm are paralyzed. Cop pulled me over and demanded I take a roadside sobriety test. I told him I couldn’t pass cold sober and asked for a breathalyzer. He refused and arrested me for DUI. In court he got reamed by the judge after he admitted that he refused to give a breathalyzer test to a handicapped person. It’s on the cop to make good decisions. Most cops don’t make good decisions.
Good joke. The problem is that some people might take it as advice, which will mean more drunk drivers on the road and more innocent people getting killed because of it.
I drove a car that sead bar car .we used it to go to the bar cops would read the sign and wave us through every time .the only time i got pulled over i was getting sick in a plastic container they pulled me over infront of my house read what it sead on container took my id .i could see them laphing came back gave me my id and told me to go to bed . The container sead cookies on it and that was enough so i didn't get a ticket.
@@mikeandjoelle. Thank you the felon who did it is in prison but could be out in 5 years. The jokes are always funny and are good for the heart and soul. Keep them flowing. 😊❤
I had that exact experience as a police officer in Florida more than 40 years ago and told a lot of friends about it. I wonder how that came to be a post here?
I bet that officer ain't falling for that one again. He will call for backup next time.
no matter what she wears she looks extreamly beautiful
You know what's the secret? To look beautiful even without wearing a damn thing😅
That was genius.
BRILLIANT! 😂
Designated decoy lmao 🤣 haven’t heard this one before.
That's one of their best videos. 😆
We called that "shark watch" in the British Army - but not for nefarious reasons.😅
Thats not terrible, Thats Genius.
TERRIBLE!!! That is fantastic!!!
That is an amazing great story. It actually really makes you think 🤔. Government policy and also public safety. But yeah I've never heard of something like that actually maybe he's the decoy so four of his friends get home without getting pulled over. LOL
I've never heard this one before! It's a good one!
That was a good one 👍
The designated decoy!!!! 😁😆🤣 NOW THAT'S FUNNY! 😆😅😆😅😆😅😆
Joelle is so cute with her expressions and such!
THE DESIGNATED DECOY... OMG. 😂
Yeah. Okay. 😁😁
😂couldnt get the smile out of my face...😂😂😂
Mike, Joelle, just keep doing what you do, giving me and everyone else something to laugh with you about. And I'm not sure which is the most stunning - whether it's Joelle, or from her point of view your good self Mike, or just the scenery around you. Whatever, it all makes my day.
WELL ! I loved that one ! I will remember if and when appropriate !😎
Joelle's reactions are amazing!!! She is so lovely and funny!!! ❤
👍👍👍 love your Video‘s. 👍👍👍 but, this joke is still doing the rounds. Dave Allen joke from way back in time, Yepp that long 😂😮😂
I'm laughing cuz it's funny 🤣 or I'm scared 😳.
You could see that one coming! 🙂🍺
My father-in-law ACTUALLY DID THAT around ~1980. He proudly told me about the whole event the next day. He became a minor celebrity after doing it outside a bar in Huntingyon, WV! His friends were hammered, so they planned it before leaving the bar.
Maybe others have done it, but he did it over 40 years ago.
Haha hilarious but also probably very dangerous. 'That's terrible' according to Joelle remember. 😀
That's a good party joke. I told it once like I was the decoy. Some folks recognized the joke, others got highly offended that I would support DUI, and were pretty vocal about it. Others were laughing and the offended couldn't believe they supported my actions.
Robert Muldoon might say: clever boy.
Omg I had heard this before but forgot the punch line must say I laughed again 🤣🤣
That joke has been around for 40 years. I've done my part and played the designated decoy before.
Love that one!!! Thanks
That’s so funny. I loved it.
When I was much younger , 40 years ago this same similar thing happened to me.
I was a driver and didn’t drink.
Police always assume people lie.
The officer got me out of my car and into the cruiser and said my buddy was going to follow us to the station.
I said No !!! He can’t drive a wheelbarrow.
He didn’t listen and I told him he’s responsible for everything that’s about to happen from here and said okay.
Had a Ford Pinto. That long ago. Lol
Reverse is where first normally would be.
Headed up hill and the cop said to head to the station.
Butler put the car in reverse and let the clutch out faster because he thought he was in first as he was rolling down hill backwards and slammed the cop car hard.
The whole time I’m telling him he can’t drive and I said so.
Butler was drunk as hell. Lol
Got to the station and I need to speak to the Sargent about this issue of his dumbass deputy’s. Letting a drunk man drive over me.
I grew up with the Sargent’s son.
He asked why I’m there ? He don’t drink. Meaning me. Lol
Whata mess that was. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Very Nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius, Pure Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
That is not "teeribo". That is perfect.
Lol really funny! A good twist😅
It's a great story with a twist.!!
Well, that made MY NIGHT! 🤣😂
Joelle's reaction is always priceless. ❤
that is pure genius.
Great One, thoroughly enjoyable
Oh my god. The ending got me real good. HOLY HELL!!!!
😂😂😂
Yep.. heard that a long time ago.. awesome idea!
Beautiful!
😂 that is honestly a great joke 😂
Designated decoy 😂😂😂😂love it!!
I LOVE IT. 😂😂😂😂
The dealer should be telling those guys, English only at the table, it's so rude!
Actually saw this happen in Cassiar, BC. 40 years ago.
Wouldn’t matter,it would have been entrapment.
BRILLIANT ‼️‼️👊🔥🪖
One of my favorite jokes
That's not terrible. That's perfect.
In college my fraternity had sober drivers but there were a few times we used a similar tactic to decoy.
😂😂😂 Fantastic!
I'd witnessed this very thing 30 years ago.
That is pure brilliance
Aka ... Redneck Logic
Brilliant ❤
Pure genius.
Saw that coming 😂
That ain't terrible... that's smart.
😂🤣
Thanks for watching 😀
What a funny ending WOW 😳
Lmao Reaction was priceless.
Tooo Funny 😅
And Very Smart 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 that was good ! 👍
That sounds like something an ozzie would do. And I'm an ozzie. Agreed, that is terrible.
I knew he was clean right away, but I was still surprised by the ending.
As a chess player who likes to use decoy tactics, I particularly like this one.😅
See? I knew this channel was educational!
Brilliant
Not to mention what the cop did is known as entrapment and any arrest under these circumstances would lead to a lawsuit and immediate dismissal of all charges!
There's another version.
A cop is sitting there watching a bar. He sees 3 bikers roll in and go inside. He thinks to himself that he's got a surefire bust that night. After some time, one of the bikers comes stumbling out. He fumblingly tries to mount one of the bikes and ends up falling over to the ground. Stands up, manages to get on and fumbles with his keys. After a couple of tries to stick it in the ignition, he looks left and realizes he's on the wrong bike. Half falling off he stumbles over to, and on his bike. Where, after slowly fumbling his key into the ignition, he slumps forward and passes out. His road dogs come out soon after, look at him and shake their heads, climb on their bikes and roar off into the night. With an evil grin that cop knows he's got him now. The biker, hearing his friends roar off, wakes up and kicks his cycle to life. Rolls it back, and putting it in gear starts to leave. The cop switches on his lights and pulls the biker over. He gets out, and proceeds to have the biker go through a field sobriety test, twice. The biker passes with flying colors. Leaving the cop perplexed. He says, to the biker, how's this possible ? I watched you stumbling drunk, all over the place, and passing out on your bike. The biker grins and says, "Yah, I'm the D.D.". The cop says, "Designated driver ? How's that possible on a motorcycle ?" The biker goes "Nope, not that, I'm the Designated Decoy".
😂😂😂 awesome
Um... we actually did this at the high school house parties. We would have the one 21-year-old be the decoy. Sober as all can be (please do not ask what he got in return, although I believe the statutes of limitations has expired by now as this was in the early 80s).
We got away with a lot back then.
Genius pure genius……
Not terrible, genius.
That's hilarious!
That was awesome 😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i've herd this 1 before
The officer waiting for the suspect seems like entrapment.
That's an old one.
now that is an old joke and unfortunately i remember it first time round!
Sounds like a good job lol.
Weird is the new magic word.
Mike and Joelle,My "weird" comment accidentally ended up on your site when it was intended for a political video. (Guess which one?).Wasn't paying attention when I was switching videos during UA-cam surfing. No clue how.Anyway,not only are y'all NOT weird,but my wife and I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humor and admire your true friendship.You make our day.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I heard that one fifty years ago. It's supposed to be "DD", which normally stands for "Designated Driver". The cop then questions further, "there is no one else in the car", "No, I'm not the designated driver, I'm the ....".
😂😂 you must be a young man? 😆. Thanks for watching.
@@mikeandjoelle. I remember when dirt was invented.
Thats awesome but her reaction was better
Haha usually the way! Thanks for watching.
Done that
This was supposed to be a true story from East London in the early 1990's
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Hilarious
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terrible? I thought it was GREAT
I heard about someone actually doing this. He was charged with obstruction of justice.
So he probably should have been 😂
Won’t stand in U.S. courts. The officer made the decision to stop him. Not the other way round. It’s on the officer to make good decisions. Just because someone appears to be drunk doesn’t mean they are. I’ve had a stroke, had to take a driving test to prove I still could. One leg and one arm are paralyzed. Cop pulled me over and demanded I take a roadside sobriety test. I told him I couldn’t pass cold sober and asked for a breathalyzer. He refused and arrested me for DUI. In court he got reamed by the judge after he admitted that he refused to give a breathalyzer test to a handicapped person. It’s on the cop to make good decisions. Most cops don’t make good decisions.
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Good joke.
The problem is that some people might take it as advice, which will mean more drunk drivers on the road and more innocent people getting killed because of it.
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Thought dam funny lo
Terrible, yes, but it works
Based on a true story! ... don't ask me how I know 😇
An oldy, but a goody.
I drove a car that sead bar car .we used it to go to the bar cops would read the sign and wave us through every time .the only time i got pulled over i was getting sick in a plastic container they pulled me over infront of my house read what it sead on container took my id .i could see them laphing came back gave me my id and told me to go to bed . The container sead cookies on it and that was enough so i didn't get a ticket.
Last couple of posts play back over speed
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Its funny but not cool. My brother was taken out from someone driving under the influence.
Totally agree and we are very sorry to hear that! ☺️
@@mikeandjoelle. Thank you the felon who did it is in prison but could be out in 5 years. The jokes are always funny and are good for the heart and soul. Keep them flowing. 😊❤
Why do allways act like frightened rabbit in the headlights you know the ending of the joke before it starts getting boring
I had that exact experience as a police officer in Florida more than 40 years ago and told a lot of friends about it. I wonder how that came to be a post here?