Once while I was a kid my aunt came to visit us from Lansing. When she got ready to head for home we snuck up behind her little roller skate and taped a sign on the back. DON'T HONK! I'M PEDDLING AS FAST AS I CAN. She couldn't figure out why people that passed her we laughing and waving, till she got home.😅😂
@@JesseReza-g4l Stop pointing out your preferences about what I should do and let people decide on their own. Perhaps people don't want to watch someone standing on stage just talking about how they got to the point they are now but then again it probably would be interesting to someone like you. Diversity, don't make me laugh .
@@JesseReza-g4l I thought well perhaps people will agree with this person but then I went to look and see how many likes you had and then I went and looked to see how many likes my comments had and the rest is for you to look at. Do it quickly because like most things that I comment on after a day or so I take them down.
Jeff you are awesome and amazing ventriloquist l really enjoy watching your shows on UA-cam channel and comedy Central 😊😊❤❤ from your fan and friend always Sharon Curry from Decatur Illinois l wish I could meet you all in person some day God bless you all you all make my day very happy every day ❤❤❤😊😊😊
You don’t train a dog not to poop in the house by sticking his nose in it. I taught my poodle to ring a Bell attached to the door knob. Every time he woke up every time he finished eating or drinking or playing I took him outside, ring the bell on the way out. In no time at all, a dog rings the bell to go outside. Yes they do ring the bell because they won’t go outside whether or not they have to pee or poop but they peed poop outside because you take them there and give them lots of praise and treats when they actually pee and poop outside.
I thought the reason for the 15 drink count for package drinkers was for the money aspect of it, not the intoxication part of it. Am I wrong? The bartenders are still responsible for cutting off those who need to be cut off, regardless if you've reached your count limit or not. Also, don't people realize they are being watched all the time?? Take a look around. There are hundreds of security cameras watching everyone all the time. People, stop whining and be adults. Yeesh!
Absolutely brilliant. Never have I been so entertained in my life. My sides are herting so much with laughter I have tears in my eyes. BRILLIANT COMEDY. THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. 😂 😊
For me, I think he's one of the best ever comedians / ventriloquists I have ever had the pleasure of watching 👀 and listening to. Both he and the little guys are absolutely awesome. Can't be easy talking to yourself for a couple of hours but O'h boy does he have some fun. I usually end up in stitches laughing,he's an absolute blast. Watch him time and time again never get bored. Cheers Les.
Its so weird. Every time I see Jeff doing his "solo" stand up, Im surprised how funny he is. Then I start to remember that he is solo on stage ALL ALONG even when he is talking to his dummies 🤣 He is the perfect blend of all of his dummies personalities when doing it alone. Peanut is his crazy side, Walter his grumpy side and so on. I love this guy! He is one of, if not THE best comedian I ever came across.
I have never seen Jeff do a solo before! OMG. I almost peed my pants! I will never be able to look at a Chihuahua again without seeing a leash also! 🤪🤣😂. 💕💕💕💕💕
I know it says "streamed live on August 30, 2024," but this came out in 2007! I'm loving the live comments....they apparently think this was new!!!! If so, he certainly ages well.....
Never seen Jeff do stand-up. 17 minutes of funny! Nice to see him branching out....
He has always done stand up but did it with a twist lol
Good one jeff
😅😅9@@Marcus96s
Ummmmmmm pal?... he has always been doing stand up
Apparently this is the first time you've ever seen him
Idc what anyone says, I LOVE his actual stand up just as much as the puppets. He’s just so funny on his own it’s great!
He is funny but you can see his mouth move. Check out Terry Fator for a really good ventriloquist.
This guy is super talented!! One of my favorites ❤
He is my favorite 😊❤
Yes, He is very funny, Liked him on AGT also. Walter and Achmed and Jose Jalapeno On A Stick are all hilarious,.
Jeff, could you make up a Mrs. Walter ? And then ask them both questions. Thanks.
That would be 😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤❤ Brilliant idea. You're a genius and should write that to Jeff Dunham!! Don't forget to ask him for royalties.
I know Dunham only does male characters but if he ever teams up with a female ventriloquist, would be nice to see Walter's wife in action.
He could team up with our Nina Conti and Grandma. 😁
Politically INCORRECT ASSERTION!!
Like young Darcy 😂
I would also love to see that❤❤😂😂
I think Jeff would be able to do a female voice.
I love this comedian, he is actually an artist and a genius.
Still cracks me up to this day I remember when this one came out it's funny oh my God. 😂😂😂
@@deborahkizer4664 Jeff has an amazing ability. He's sooooo gifted.
Seen this video about 20 times.. Still funny as hell!!!
fact based humor has that ability. hahaha
I agree@@JesseReza-g4l
I have not laughed this hard in such a long tine. This a very good therapy.
His talent is a joy to behold.
I just can’t surf the net and I always have to stop and sit back in my easy chair and laugh 😂
I've seen it before but they still have me in tears of laughter !! 😂
Absolutely true. Jeff and his wooden buddies are fantastic.
Yep it might be Old but it doesn't get old. I love the one about his daughter and the automatic leash
The leash probably weighs more then the dog.
You're a great comedian with or without the dummies 😂😂😂
Shadow 🚫
Jeff is one hell of a great Comedian, with or without his Friends 😂😂😂
Jeff, you're a genius!
Should have pictures of the Hummer and Prius to show. Love all you do, with or without the guys in the suitcases.
This guy is doing his own warm up!
WOW!
Jeff you are amazing and so is your little people in the suitcases❤
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
Love Jeff ❤️ We need to laugh 😃 😂❤ prayers for America 🇺🇸 🙏
Like woaaaaooo I REAL LOVE THIS GUY NO WORD OF A LIE ,, im enjoying every min of it !!!!!! 👍👍👍
Jeff has improved his standup amazingly😊
Once while I was a kid my aunt came to visit us from Lansing. When she got ready to head for home we snuck up behind her little roller skate and taped a sign on the back. DON'T HONK! I'M PEDDLING AS FAST AS I CAN. She couldn't figure out why people that passed her we laughing and waving, till she got home.😅😂
This was probably the best jeff video I have seen and the first with him doing stand up without the dolls
My wife and I laughed for the entire video
He should be President. Probably wouldn't have to worry over the nuke jocks anymore.
Yeah but people around him would always think they would be in danger of just becoming puppets, just a bunch of talking heads...
Thanks!
He is so good at giving his puppets their own identity that we forget how funny he actually is even without the dolls 🤣🤣🤣
This is an old video but it's always fun to watch, save the time and go to 17 minutes and four seconds into this video and see the good part
stop pointing out your preferences and let us decide our own .. that's what Being Humane in diversity truly means.
@@JesseReza-g4l
Stop pointing out your preferences about what I should do and let people decide on their own. Perhaps people don't want to watch someone standing on stage just talking about how they got to the point they are now but then again it probably would be interesting to someone like you.
Diversity, don't make me laugh .
@@yt650 hahaha "have fun in ego narrated ideologies" .. hahaha
@@JesseReza-g4l
I thought well perhaps people will agree with this person but then I went to look and see how many likes you had and then I went and looked to see how many likes my comments had and the rest is for you to look at. Do it quickly because like most things that I comment on after a day or so I take them down.
But it says two days ago
You need to do more videos, one can watch your videos over again just so mean times.
Jeff is Awesome! i have seen this before but i still laugh!! ROFL!! :) :)
The funniest man alive
Jeff kills it even without the puppets. Of course he makes everything tie up into one whole, but it's all him after all.
Even though his videos are old they're still hilarious to watch?😂
I would love to see Walter's wife, what a hoot that would be!
Jeff,you are best and the most funniest comedian ever.😂😂😂😂Thank you for sharing this video. Much love from Norway.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤍❤🤍❤🤍
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
** TALENTED** beyond compare, have loved all of the hard work given to us by Jeff Dunham ! " Jeff stand up/Jeff and Friends FOREVER " !!!!!!!!
Great show Jeff, loved the Ending Brother!
Walter would make a great Joe Biden 😮...fill in the blanks😢
He does kinda look like him.
He did both Biden and Trump aswell
He would make a great Kier Starmer unfortunately Walt turned down the chance because Walt as a higher IQ.
political jokes have a short life & are regional Whereas Walter is world-wide as we all can identify someone like that.
Walter is a Lil smarter😂😂
I absolutely love a good laugh 😅 and Jeff and his awesome characters do just that I love them they are so funny 😂.
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
Seen this and still funny live in AZ and hate when people say but it's a dry heat oh please!!!!!
Me and my family also live in AZ and love it 😊
Either way you sweat.
My oven is also dry heat.
First time I've seen this video very funny, i hope you do more stand up comedy enjoyed the show on my phone. 😊
Jeff you are awesome and amazing ventriloquist l really enjoy watching your shows on UA-cam channel and comedy Central 😊😊❤❤ from your fan and friend always Sharon Curry from Decatur Illinois l wish I could meet you all in person some day God bless you all you all make my day very happy every day ❤❤❤😊😊😊
You don’t train a dog not to poop in the house by sticking his nose in it. I taught my poodle to ring a Bell attached to the door knob. Every time he woke up every time he finished eating or drinking or playing I took him outside, ring the bell on the way out. In no time at all, a dog rings the bell to go outside. Yes they do ring the bell because they won’t go outside whether or not they have to pee or poop but they peed poop outside because you take them there and give them lots of praise and treats when they actually pee and poop outside.
Who Cares About Your Dog Pooping And Peeing!! You Need A Life!!😴
I don't think all breeds are intelligent enough, but it's worth a try.
That was the best joke Jeff as ever said when called the US the country in the world 😅😅😅
It is the best country in the world if u don't like America take trump with u and leave
Dunham for VP
You are so amazing Mr Dunham...thanks for making me laugh 😅
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
The program makes me laugh out loud at Walter.
What a brilliant entertainer. ❤ and respect from South Africa.
Wow, never saw such a talented ventriloquist.
Mr. Dunham 😂 keeps me laughing and makes my days !😊
Always so funny!
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
I thought the reason for the 15 drink count for package drinkers was for the money aspect of it, not the intoxication part of it. Am I wrong? The bartenders are still responsible for cutting off those who need to be cut off, regardless if you've reached your count limit or not.
Also, don't people realize they are being watched all the time?? Take a look around. There are hundreds of security cameras watching everyone all the time. People, stop whining and be adults. Yeesh!
Timeless
Walter, if he were really president, would do a better job than the current puppet in the office.
Anything with a brain would be better than a dumbocrat.
Walter has a better puppetmaster😂😂😂
I agree
Jeff is hilarious. I saw him live in Stockholm, Sweden some years ago. He is so good at what he do.😂❤😂❤😂
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh. after going through the most intensive election in our history
As I watched Walter, he reminds me of Al Bundy from the classic 80's show " Married with Bundy".
Thanks Jeff. Hope you're doing great.
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh after going through the most intensive election in our history
Would have been funny to have Walter in the upper balcony dressed like Lincoln in a stove pipe hat.
Why would I want to sit down there with you ? I feel much safer up here…..
This must be before he had his Sons with the New Wife.
Correct
We need a UK tour please
Absolutely brilliant. Never have I been so entertained in my life. My sides are herting so much with laughter I have tears in my eyes. BRILLIANT COMEDY.
THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. 😂 😊
Do you know how much Walter looks like Joe Biden?
Lol. True that. 😅😅
Yep
And Walter would look better than you in your old age 😅
There twins..😂😅
Stand Up in the first 17 minutes was great !
Oh man, this one is hilarious. Thanks I needed a good laugh today!
It's just one guy up on the stage alone, but he is so talented your brain makes believe it is crowded up on stage!
I Love Walter 🇺🇸🇩🇰🇺🇸🇩🇰 Love from denmark
Walter if smarter then Biden will ever be!
You meant to write "Walter is"
Just wrote the same thing😂😂
Just as funny without the puppets!
He's 1 of the best!
Jeff needs to come out to the UK Again 🎉🎉
We do love it in Green Bay!!
You should bring Walter’s wife in the show. I’d love to hear her side of the story lol
This guy is a comedian genius❤
THIS GUY NEEDS TO LEAVE CALIFORNIA AND COME BACK TO TEXAS WHERE HE BELONGS JUST SAYING
Everyone needs to leave California and go to Texas
Texas us happy to share with the other states.
For me, I think he's one of the best ever comedians / ventriloquists I have ever had the pleasure of watching 👀 and listening to.
Both he and the little guys are absolutely awesome.
Can't be easy talking to yourself for a couple of hours but O'h boy does he have some fun.
I usually end up in stitches laughing,he's an absolute blast.
Watch him time and time again never get bored.
Cheers Les.
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh. after going through the most intensive election in our history
Keep the happiness going thank you
FUNNY STUFF!!!!!
Fabulous perform! Thanks from Czechia!
come to visit the source! 😂😂😂
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh. after going through the most intensive election in our history
Awesome sense of humour ❤
He's awesome. I America need a good laugh. after going through the most intensive election in our history
WONDERFUL CLIP ...
Always funny as hell. Walter is the man. 😂
I still sometimes have to remind myself that Walter is not real.
People accuse me of being the real person Walter imitates
Hey, Walter looks exactly like my next door neighbour- Rob!!
This oldie but goldie ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
He can make Walter's wife
Jeff is a great man and he is doing a wonderful job,do you agree with me?
Trump ❤️ 💯
yeah, this is cool waiting for the little guys in the suitcase.
I love jeff and his buddies. ❤️🤣🤗
Priceless
Its so weird.
Every time I see Jeff doing his "solo" stand up, Im surprised how funny he is.
Then I start to remember that he is solo on stage ALL ALONG even when he is talking to his dummies 🤣
He is the perfect blend of all of his dummies personalities when doing it alone.
Peanut is his crazy side, Walter his grumpy side and so on.
I love this guy!
He is one of, if not THE best comedian I ever came across.
Love him😊
I have never seen Jeff do a solo before! OMG. I almost peed my pants! I will never be able to look at a Chihuahua again without seeing a leash also! 🤪🤣😂. 💕💕💕💕💕
I know it says "streamed live on August 30, 2024," but this came out in 2007!
I'm loving the live comments....they apparently think this was new!!!!
If so, he certainly ages well.....
He’s so funny😂❤
Funny as hell😢 did you been there?😂
Ty, this was awesome 👌
Walter for President 🎆🎆🎆🎆
Jeff... you nailed Biden and Trump! Can you kamila though?
Yay! there's my amazing and handsome Lol comic on his own.... Bravo 😂