Note to self, do not take a drink when Gillis is talking it will end up coming out you nose. The “halt god damn it! I’ll fire! shit I just killed the general” line got me good.
It was States Rights and the 3/5 compromise started it all. The South wanted the slaves counted full for representation but the north didn't. The North was racist as hell and the north didn't have anywhere near the black population the South had. The north were full of Karen's sticking their nose in the business and making EVERYTHING WORSE.
I relative of mine who fought for the confederacy had his arm blown off by a cannonball. He was put onto a pile of other dead bodies and he woke up before they buried everyone.
Key to taking ghost shits. 1. Find a sturdy tree with a slight angle 2. Grab the tree angled toward you with both hands. 3. Crouch while leaning back. 4. Give yourself enough angle so you don’t piss on your trousers 5. Do work. 6. Give yourself a courteous wipe. 7. Be astonished at nothing being there. You’re welcome.
Hole in the ground. Slav squat. Nothing that turns shit liquid in your system. Bury your shit or ill walk thru it later n blame it on the nearest homeless person.
4:00 A lot of people in the southern army wrote that they were fighting to preserve slavery, it was a very common stance to have. There are many, many accounts of soldiers at all levels of the southern army saying explicitly that they are fighting because they do not want black people to be equal to them and to preserve the institution of African slavery. I think Shane misspoke, as _Jackson's_ motivations to fight for the south was driven by his state patriotism and not necessarily for being able to keep the 6 slaves he had on his property.
I hope Shane's comedy loses momentum during his 50's forcing him to become a Gettysburg tour worker. A Civil War crash course with him drunk would be pretty awesome.
The war was because the union army refused to leave fort sumper peacefully instead they reinforced it and then after a battle with a remarkable zero cauasties to make them leave Lincoln declared war on them.
If you go read the literal declarations of succession that the southern states made to congress every single one of them mentions concern over the loss of the institution of slavery as a main cause for leaving the union. They thought slavery was a state right in the first place, so even if they didn’t out right state it they would have still been saying the same thing. The real thing people get wrong is that it was the North who was not really fighting over slavery initially, they were more concerned with preserving the union and only pivoted to making abolition a main objective well into the war. Lincoln stated many times he wanted a compromise on slavery and did not support full abolition until it was politically acceptable to do so. One reason for that was because they wanted to dissuade Great Britain from offering anymore support to the south. Britain had made large efforts to outlaw slavery decades before and even had a naval force to shut down slave traders in British waters, they couldn’t find any support amongst the people or the parliament to openly aid the South any longer if the North’s goal was to end slavery. At the end of the day I know Shane isn’t saying that the South was just trying to preserve states rights, but he claimed that the South never mentions slavery during the civil war and tried to justify the war on the grounds of states rights. The truth is they absolutely did mention preserving slavery many times and went as far as to make it clear it was at the core of their argument for succession.
Yeah, the primary concern was obviously slavery. But they saw it as a state right. Obviously slavery is evil, but back then, the plantations in the south were so heavily reliant on slave labor to meet the demands of their industry. They talked about feeling as though the north didn't understand the needs of southern states, and didn't want to let the states make their own decisions. If someone is saying that the war was only about states rights, and not slavery, they're wrong. If someone is saying that the war was only about slavery, and not states rights, they're still wrong.
@@KarazolaX yea I think we agree on that, I said in the first sentence of the second paragraph that they viewed slavery as a states right, I was mainly disagreeing with Shane saying that the south tried to avoid stating that preserving slavery was a main cause for succession. I was trying to get across the idea that when leaders from the Southern states said that their states rights were under threat, they were including the right to slavery because they 100% saw it as a states right. Also for what it’s worth they were also wrong that slavery was essential to their economic survival, but I don’t doubt they believed it was at the time. Racism played a bigger and bigger role as US slavery continued to develop. There was a heavily developed racial hierarchy that didn’t really exist at the beginning, but slowly became more pronounced and was used as a justification for why slavery was morally acceptable. Slavery in the colonies started as a mixed race institution with plenty of white indentured servants and Native Americans among the slave population, however once the influx of cheaper African slaves became available and quickly became the overwhelming majority of slave workers they began to separate the white slaves/indentured servants as overseers in charge of African slaves so as to preserve the idea that whites were a superior race of people and holding another white person on the same level as an African slave reflected poorly on all whites. Eventually white indentured servants were phased out and since African slaves were viewed as inferior people or even a different species, they claimed no human rights were being violated. A lot of plantation owners in their letters to one another praised each other in ridiculously flowery terms as some kind of benevolent paternal figure who took care and gave purpose to their slaves who otherwise would have lived an unproductive existence as a leech upon the land. They believed the cultivation and use of the land “God” gave them was the best way to praise him and show their appreciation. In their mind living a life where you did not turn the land into useful possessions like they claimed Natives and Africans did was immoral and a sin against God and since they claimed they gave African slaves a way to be productive they were giving them a way to achieve salvation. Of course that belief was really only a way to justify their actions and in reality I’d wager most of them didn’t give a single fuck about their slaves outside of their usefulness to them. They wanted to be seen as the model southern gentleman, competent, productive, fatherly, loyal and pious so they constant blow massive amounts of smoke up each others ass in letters to stroke their egos, some of those letters are hilarious to read.
The Confederates also invaded Kentucky (a union slave state) coming from Tennessee (a Confederate seceded state). Gettysburg wasn’t the only invasion the south did on the north.
Man oh man. A few things missing. Shane did fail to mention the Western Theater of Operations. The Union was absolutely dunking on the Confederates in Tennessee and such. Fort Donelson, Vicksburg were in the West. It’s just that the mid tier and low tier generals just happened to be in the Eastern Theater, and in charge of the Army of The Potomac.
Honestly I don't think Burnsides was that bad, and Meade was pretty good honestly, he stayed in charge of the Army of the Potomac till the end of the war. Burnsides got shafted by some logistics, his plan for Fredericksburg was actually solid.
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions Burnsides was meh, and Meade was ok. He did well at Gettysburg. And Burnsides should’ve called off the attack when it took 18 days for them to get pontoons. They lost the advantage of speed and surprise. Initial great plan though. I will give him that
@@timothygilliam3924 I think burnsides should've gotten a lot more credit since he already realized he wasn't good for that post, which is way more than can be said for his predecessor. I think he wept when he heard he was being promoted.
@@paulhowell4316Yeah that is how complaints work. 🙄 If you steal my truck - my complaint is going to be "I want my truck back" but really the issue is "Stop Theft" the truck was just the subject.
Wrong. Have you read every single Southern States secession documents? The deep South was for the issue of slavery States like some of the last states to leave the union Left for different reasons.
I am cursed with half dumps, they're literally the worst. You end up using an entire roll of paper to no avail. It's like trying to wipe a brown Sharpie dry.
not often talked about, but the confederacy had exceptional sharp shooters for the time as well that made a notable impact on the mobility of union troop settlements
@@Loyalist-DAWGBrother when 1/2 your audience is telling you it’s corny - it’s corny. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be too proud to admit you’re wrong. It’s one thing to say “I enjoy the old eps better more” … it’s another thing to completely lie and say the new ones flat out suck. New mssp is gas and you know it brother.
Elon Musk was not “in South Africa” he is South African. Elon Musk finally got F.U. money by selling PayPal to EBay for well over $250M. These guys are giving me a headache.
The North lost several battles, but the North was not losing. It's like saying Ukraine is winning today. No they're not, the best they can hope for is that Russia decides the juice isn't worth the squeeze. That was the point of the movement of action into Pennsylvania. An attempt to get the North to sue for peace. When the battle was lost the war was lost, everything after Gettysburg was just the cleanup.
Stonewall Jackson was a major and teacher at VMI and he most likely would have retired that way if it weren’t for the war of the states. And West Virginia would still be the Western half of Virginia.
Imagine if Davison would have been smart enough to demand reparations for each slave owner's slaves. The civil war could have been prevented. But it wasn't. It was just a different time in history that people think we understand today. We don't.
Fellow dirty woodsman here. As someone who has been stranded in the woods with no TP, and cleaned up after many animals, dirt works pretty well to clean shit. Seems counter intuitive maybe, but rub some dirt on it, absorbs the shit, then you have a dry dirty bum instead of a shitty bum. Also works if you happen to get some on your hands and have no soap, rinses right off in the creek no worries.
Dysentery was so big back then, more people died of dysentery than fighting because they didnt have a clue. They would just dig a big hole that everyone would go down into and shit in it. Pretty easy way to pass around a deadly infection
Even though they had no knowledge of germs, viruses and parasites back then, you would think that armies throughout history would have figured out that it's a bad idea through simpe observational cause-and-effect analysis.
@rocketduck44 there wasnt much that could be done about it back then unfortunately. If you watch videos about what happens to surrounding areas when a large army rolls through you will understand why
Not to be that guy, but just for information's sake: The bucktails were a Pennsylvania regiment, specifically the 149th Pennsylvania and 13th reserve Pennsylvania...
Shane really needs to go on the unsubscribe podcast. I feel like Shane and Fat Electrician would go crazy and get super into these history discussions.
Elon's family were low millionaires, but his parents divorced and when he went to Canada for college he graduated virtually broke, slept on friends couches while building his X app which was a precursor to Paypal. He and Peter Thiel sold their share and became millionaires, then they leveraged that money into more profitable projects to become super rich. He wasn't in the US til after college I think.
I haven't seen all the newer episodes of MSSP, but I've seen a few with just Matt, and it was a slog to get through 😅. Matt reminds me of my old roommate who justs yaps, but nothing he says has a point to it. I dont know if I'm jaded but when people act like Matt, I kinda zone out 😅. Great video on condensing everything about the subject, I dont suppose you have more historical videos with Shane?
OMFG I am such an idiot…I literally just put together General Lee with the “southern” car the bad ass orange one from dukes of hazzard?!? Lmao…always wondered where they got the name, I need to study more history it’s embarrassing 😂
The Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the War of Northern Aggression and it only freed slaves in rebellious states. The northern states and union held territory were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment wasn't ratified until 8 months after the war ended on December 5,1865. June teenth was June 19,1865. The real last slaves freed were in January 1966 in Delaware.
Good Sir, that is not the case. Sure, there may be some overlapping parts with different videos because of the subject at hand. Also, I re-upload videos that were flagged by Commie-Tube as "Unsafe. I understand where you are coming from, good Sir. Remember, all feedback is appriciated. Bless you dawg,
Because we should be grateful for having our God given right to freedom given to us, not by God, but by the people who stole it in the first place. We definitely shouldn’t be angry, even if peonage, segregation, lynching, intimidation and discrimination continued, in various ways, up to the present day. Aren’t we just the worst?
@@tehdmanvids3 No, you really shouldn't be angry. The opportunities afforded to and available for AA people in the US are more than any group of black people has had in history. If you disagree, then name a better place....
@@deathendings6313 Black people are afforded equal if not better opportunities in the UK, a place that is also not without it's own rampant racism and history of colonization and exploitation. They practically perfected the concepts, and yet they still did away with slavery earlier than the US, WITHOUT having to fight a crippling war, and while they had no laws prohibiting segregation, they also did not abide laws that enforced the practice. Really, the fact that the US was behind Britain in terms of the abolishment of slavery is something we should be deeply ashamed of alone. There's your example.
@@deathendings6313that’s ignoring the full century after the war wherein they were still treated like dogshit (in the south especially). Things only changed for them relatively recently in a historical context, and even after change they still got fucked with (CIA and the crack epidemic for starters)
Talk about how all the southern democrat politicians and plantation owners caused the war then left and went to north to glee the destruction. They all went north then started pointing fingers at the southerners like we owned slaves.
Note to self, do not take a drink when Gillis is talking it will end up coming out you nose. The “halt god damn it! I’ll fire! shit I just killed the general” line got me good.
This a great bit, good Sir
"Colonel Epstein" was the shit that made me spit 🤣
AI on that bs
"I'm not cut out for soldiering"
@@Loyalist-DAWGthe outro just had me going hard
I could listen to shane talk about history for hours lol
Same but remove “could” 😂😂
never stop uploading I fall asleep to the this channel every night
Bless you dawg. You make my day. I tip my good thing the', good Sir.
Sammmee. That's what I'm doing right now lmao
I’m always amazed at how dudes can sit around and talk about Gettysburg and NOT mention the massive Union victory in Vicksburg.
What Civil War? You mean the War of Northern Aggression like my Alabama history text book says? Lol
Fitting name lmfao
That’s not true I went to school in Florence Alabama and Harrisburg Pennsylvania they’re the same fucking books.
I love the north and south. and I can say white people and black people get along way better down south than they do in the north currently
@@WadeGreene-br9of💯💯facts
It was States Rights and the 3/5 compromise started it all. The South wanted the slaves counted full for representation but the north didn't. The North was racist as hell and the north didn't have anywhere near the black population the South had. The north were full of Karen's sticking their nose in the business and making EVERYTHING WORSE.
Matt “Pearl Harbor was a single plane” Glusker
Shane's Elon impression sent me 💀 "we gotta go to Mars bru"
The captain pointing at Stonewalls body: “That’s a load of crap!”
Stonewall survived for several days…long enough for the dumb yokel to be stressed as hell, hoping he didn’t die….
Its doing Grant a huge disservice to say his tactics and strategy boil down to mass forces and attrition
He's on the $50 bill. FYI
@marcob2137 good he contributed a great deal to the US
@@pissedoffnation it was just an FYI!!!
@marcob2137 i know, wasnt trying to be snippy just sounds like that over text
Yeah, real talk that was Forrest. "Git thar firstest with the mostest men."
Shane Gillis and his buddy explaining historic shit is fuckin priceless!
These dudes are hilarious
Matt mccuster fucking rules dude
I relative of mine who fought for the confederacy had his arm blown off by a cannonball. He was put onto a pile of other dead bodies and he woke up before they buried everyone.
@rollt1de015geee idk probably the same way anyone knows anything about what happened back then. The info was passed down
Shane is the smartest guy on this cast. Respect.
Key to taking ghost shits.
1. Find a sturdy tree with a slight angle
2. Grab the tree angled toward you with both hands.
3. Crouch while leaning back.
4. Give yourself enough angle so you don’t piss on your trousers
5. Do work.
6. Give yourself a courteous wipe.
7. Be astonished at nothing being there.
You’re welcome.
Hole in the ground. Slav squat. Nothing that turns shit liquid in your system. Bury your shit or ill walk thru it later n blame it on the nearest homeless person.
you'll need a tree with a short branch to put your toilet paper on!
Doesn't work
@@nawdude4292fucking lmao, the implications and delivery of this comment absolutely sent me
It’s not a ghost shit if you have to wipe ya dingus
"How was the war?"
"I don't wanna talk about it" 😂
4:00 A lot of people in the southern army wrote that they were fighting to preserve slavery, it was a very common stance to have. There are many, many accounts of soldiers at all levels of the southern army saying explicitly that they are fighting because they do not want black people to be equal to them and to preserve the institution of African slavery. I think Shane misspoke, as _Jackson's_ motivations to fight for the south was driven by his state patriotism and not necessarily for being able to keep the 6 slaves he had on his property.
I hope Shane's comedy loses momentum during his 50's forcing him to become a Gettysburg tour worker. A Civil War crash course with him drunk would be pretty awesome.
The war was because the union army refused to leave fort sumper peacefully instead they reinforced it and then after a battle with a remarkable zero cauasties to make them leave Lincoln declared war on them.
If you go read the literal declarations of succession that the southern states made to congress every single one of them mentions concern over the loss of the institution of slavery as a main cause for leaving the union.
They thought slavery was a state right in the first place, so even if they didn’t out right state it they would have still been saying the same thing. The real thing people get wrong is that it was the North who was not really fighting over slavery initially, they were more concerned with preserving the union and only pivoted to making abolition a main objective well into the war. Lincoln stated many times he wanted a compromise on slavery and did not support full abolition until it was politically acceptable to do so. One reason for that was because they wanted to dissuade Great Britain from offering anymore support to the south. Britain had made large efforts to outlaw slavery decades before and even had a naval force to shut down slave traders in British waters, they couldn’t find any support amongst the people or the parliament to openly aid the South any longer if the North’s goal was to end slavery.
At the end of the day I know Shane isn’t saying that the South was just trying to preserve states rights, but he claimed that the South never mentions slavery during the civil war and tried to justify the war on the grounds of states rights. The truth is they absolutely did mention preserving slavery many times and went as far as to make it clear it was at the core of their argument for succession.
Yeah, the primary concern was obviously slavery. But they saw it as a state right. Obviously slavery is evil, but back then, the plantations in the south were so heavily reliant on slave labor to meet the demands of their industry. They talked about feeling as though the north didn't understand the needs of southern states, and didn't want to let the states make their own decisions. If someone is saying that the war was only about states rights, and not slavery, they're wrong. If someone is saying that the war was only about slavery, and not states rights, they're still wrong.
@@KarazolaX yea I think we agree on that, I said in the first sentence of the second paragraph that they viewed slavery as a states right, I was mainly disagreeing with Shane saying that the south tried to avoid stating that preserving slavery was a main cause for succession. I was trying to get across the idea that when leaders from the Southern states said that their states rights were under threat, they were including the right to slavery because they 100% saw it as a states right.
Also for what it’s worth they were also wrong that slavery was essential to their economic survival, but I don’t doubt they believed it was at the time. Racism played a bigger and bigger role as US slavery continued to develop. There was a heavily developed racial hierarchy that didn’t really exist at the beginning, but slowly became more pronounced and was used as a justification for why slavery was morally acceptable. Slavery in the colonies started as a mixed race institution with plenty of white indentured servants and Native Americans among the slave population, however once the influx of cheaper African slaves became available and quickly became the overwhelming majority of slave workers they began to separate the white slaves/indentured servants as overseers in charge of African slaves so as to preserve the idea that whites were a superior race of people and holding another white person on the same level as an African slave reflected poorly on all whites.
Eventually white indentured servants were phased out and since African slaves were viewed as inferior people or even a different species, they claimed no human rights were being violated. A lot of plantation owners in their letters to one another praised each other in ridiculously flowery terms as some kind of benevolent paternal figure who took care and gave purpose to their slaves who otherwise would have lived an unproductive existence as a leech upon the land. They believed the cultivation and use of the land “God” gave them was the best way to praise him and show their appreciation. In their mind living a life where you did not turn the land into useful possessions like they claimed Natives and Africans did was immoral and a sin against God and since they claimed they gave African slaves a way to be productive they were giving them a way to achieve salvation. Of course that belief was really only a way to justify their actions and in reality I’d wager most of them didn’t give a single fuck about their slaves outside of their usefulness to them. They wanted to be seen as the model southern gentleman, competent, productive, fatherly, loyal and pious so they constant blow massive amounts of smoke up each others ass in letters to stroke their egos, some of those letters are hilarious to read.
Shane is my comedian and my history teacher 😂
Look up "21ft rule" for common handgun practice... apply that rule to their time and it becomes the "200yd rule"
That outro is dope as phucc!
The Confederates also invaded Kentucky (a union slave state) coming from Tennessee (a Confederate seceded state). Gettysburg wasn’t the only invasion the south did on the north.
Man oh man. A few things missing. Shane did fail to mention the Western Theater of Operations. The Union was absolutely dunking on the Confederates in Tennessee and such. Fort Donelson, Vicksburg were in the West. It’s just that the mid tier and low tier generals just happened to be in the Eastern Theater, and in charge of the Army of The Potomac.
Honestly I don't think Burnsides was that bad, and Meade was pretty good honestly, he stayed in charge of the Army of the Potomac till the end of the war. Burnsides got shafted by some logistics, his plan for Fredericksburg was actually solid.
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions Burnsides was meh, and Meade was ok. He did well at Gettysburg. And Burnsides should’ve called off the attack when it took 18 days for them to get pontoons. They lost the advantage of speed and surprise. Initial great plan though. I will give him that
@@timothygilliam3924 I think burnsides should've gotten a lot more credit since he already realized he wasn't good for that post, which is way more than can be said for his predecessor. I think he wept when he heard he was being promoted.
He did mention it… starts at @24:31… he says how Ulysses was winning and effing Rebs up in the western theatre
@@alexsosa5727 did he mention other generals or just Grant?
Did Gillis ever do a drunk history? Would be epic.
If history lessons in school were more like this, I may have absorbed more 😂
This is how history class should have been
"we like slaaaves" 👏🏾 👏🏾. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“No! Nobody brought an extra maaask”
wtf is that outro? shit is just as good if not better now. Listen to the newest mssp ep and get back to me
Shut up you sack of wine!
Its aight
Disagree it’s gone downhill, hard
It's still pretty good but not as much as it used to be. The Adam22 episode made me actually gag in disgust tho
You can't argue with dorks whose lives revolve around a comedy podcast, let em whine 😂
Gillis needs to make a re enactment tv show
Agreed
That Outro has no business going so hard like that
didnt expect that ending
"I'm not cut out for soldierin'" ☠️
Every csa states manifesto stated slavery as part of why they were going to war but it was only one of many reasons why they went to war
Wrong. It was the main reason of those in power.
I mean it was THE main reason
@@paulhowell4316Yeah that is how complaints work. 🙄 If you steal my truck - my complaint is going to be "I want my truck back" but really the issue is "Stop Theft" the truck was just the subject.
Wrong. Have you read every single Southern States secession documents? The deep South was for the issue of slavery States like some of the last states to leave the union Left for different reasons.
The Magellan story is great. Crazy.
shane is so good at impressions, jfc 😆
The Patriot with Mel Gibson is what you’re referring to (the cannon ball taking dude head off)
Love yew dawgs 🙌
I am cursed with half dumps, they're literally the worst. You end up using an entire roll of paper to no avail. It's like trying to wipe a brown Sharpie dry.
I would love to see Shane and the fat electrician talk history on the unsub podcast
I’m starting to think the south had a point…on sticking it to the Feds.
not often talked about, but the confederacy had exceptional sharp shooters for the time as well that made a notable impact on the mobility of union troop settlements
Thank god you got rid of that million hour long soy intro
Good Sir, check the ending
@@Loyalist-DAWGBrother when 1/2 your audience is telling you it’s corny - it’s corny. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be too proud to admit you’re wrong. It’s one thing to say “I enjoy the old eps better more” … it’s another thing to completely lie and say the new ones flat out suck. New mssp is gas and you know it brother.
Elon Musk was not “in South Africa” he is South African. Elon Musk finally got F.U. money by selling PayPal to EBay for well over $250M. These guys are giving me a headache.
I love these!!
Matt just had to mention Savannah where I’m from. Fuck…. 😂😂
The CSA invaded the north twice, not once.
They invaded Maryland during the Antietam campaign. Maryland was neutral during the war, but it’s in the South. Shane is technically correct.
Neutral states don't count
@@johndoe-kq1ctwho considers Maryland to be in the south?
@@austinlorenz5220 The Mason-Dixon Line.
@@austinlorenz5220if we don't consider Maryland we can't consider Kentucky
If Shane only knew how much he truly belonged growing up as a naughty b in the south.
Please make this a movie!!😂
The North lost several battles, but the North was not losing. It's like saying Ukraine is winning today.
No they're not, the best they can hope for is that Russia decides the juice isn't worth the squeeze.
That was the point of the movement of action into Pennsylvania. An attempt to get the North to sue for peace. When the battle was lost the war was lost, everything after Gettysburg was just the cleanup.
“Do they have banners and like’ we love slaaaaveessss?’”
J-burg....lol Shane hears J. Berg...."chill chill chill" 😅
Doing gods work brother
Sounds like Shane really needs to do a deep dive into Lincoln.
Nah it’s unfortunate but he’s a shameless yank and it’s whatevs
And why a certain small group of people like Lincoln so much……….
@@givehimthechairI’m genuinely curious wdym?
Jews@@Andrew-by4yi
@@Andrew-by4yi he's just stupid and thinks that jews have some magical monopoly on doing evil shit
Shane your the man mat your a good robin
The guy that shot Jackson was William Bell, his descendants include Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone
AGB did not invent the telephone
They wiped their ass with corn cobs dude
Guy who invented baseball was hanging out. Allegedly, Yeah he was at the civil war.
Like it’s just a bad fuckin social gathering 😂😂😂😂
Now we just chant S-E-C instead 😂
Stonewall Jackson was a major and teacher at VMI and he most likely would have retired that way if it weren’t for the war of the states. And West Virginia would still be the Western half of Virginia.
Rah
i think this professor gizzard is a damn ysnkee
General Gillis was a R.E.M.F.
Thr best part is jackson didnt agree with going to war cause he figured the south would lose. But said if everyone wanted to. Hed do it.
That end monologue made me sad
Legendary ending.
Imagine if Davison would have been smart enough to demand reparations for each slave owner's slaves.
The civil war could have been prevented. But it wasn't. It was just a different time in history that people think we understand today.
We don't.
Fellow dirty woodsman here. As someone who has been stranded in the woods with no TP, and cleaned up after many animals, dirt works pretty well to clean shit. Seems counter intuitive maybe, but rub some dirt on it, absorbs the shit, then you have a dry dirty bum instead of a shitty bum. Also works if you happen to get some on your hands and have no soap, rinses right off in the creek no worries.
big shout out to an unknown member or members of the 18th North Carolina Infantry Regiment; we salute you
You and your inbred family salutes a bunch of traitors? 🤡🤡🤡🤡 yikes
@@Wartech987 Yankees still seething nearly a century later
How do ppl not know this?! Our education system is terrible.
"...their outfits.."😆
Dysentery was so big back then, more people died of dysentery than fighting because they didnt have a clue. They would just dig a big hole that everyone would go down into and shit in it. Pretty easy way to pass around a deadly infection
Even though they had no knowledge of germs, viruses and parasites back then, you would think that armies throughout history would have figured out that it's a bad idea through simpe observational cause-and-effect analysis.
@rocketduck44 there wasnt much that could be done about it back then unfortunately. If you watch videos about what happens to surrounding areas when a large army rolls through you will understand why
Pretty sad how so many Americans don't know our own countries history
Not to be that guy, but just for information's sake:
The bucktails were a Pennsylvania regiment, specifically the 149th Pennsylvania and 13th reserve Pennsylvania...
7:28 Well the South’s first invasion of the North after Antietam 😆
Shane really needs to go on the unsubscribe podcast. I feel like Shane and Fat Electrician would go crazy and get super into these history discussions.
Elon's family were low millionaires, but his parents divorced and when he went to Canada for college he graduated virtually broke, slept on friends couches while building his X app which was a precursor to Paypal. He and Peter Thiel sold their share and became millionaires, then they leveraged that money into more profitable projects to become super rich. He wasn't in the US til after college I think.
At no point in Elon's life has he been "virtually broke" lmao
Thank you. We need facts out there.
@@saltedpork461 False.
@@saltedpork461free speech makes you 😢
*gluck gluck*
shane learning Elon is South African 😂
DON'T Vote for Cumula ! 🫠💦💦💦💦
Connecticunts
Elon's robots 😂
Shane is PORKFOOT
I haven't seen all the newer episodes of MSSP, but I've seen a few with just Matt, and it was a slog to get through 😅. Matt reminds me of my old roommate who justs yaps, but nothing he says has a point to it. I dont know if I'm jaded but when people act like Matt, I kinda zone out 😅. Great video on condensing everything about the subject, I dont suppose you have more historical videos with Shane?
OMFG I am such an idiot…I literally just put together General Lee with the “southern” car the bad ass orange one from dukes of hazzard?!? Lmao…always wondered where they got the name, I need to study more history it’s embarrassing 😂
I got that beat. My dumbass thought groundhogs hibernate and wake up on February 2 every year.
Robert E Lee’s family property became a National Cemetery at Arlington Virginia as a way of forever shaming his family with war guilt.
I appreciate this admiasion @@joemamma416
Ya you should, Robert E Lee was one of the finest Americans we’ve ever produced.
@@joemamma416wait…..
"Let's get down to business... to get too many boyfriends at once!"
I miss these days. The boys need to get drunk and talk about how boss America was. Love you Shane, love you Matt. Forever my gay best friends
these would be more interesting if the other people would just shut up and let Shane talk.
The Emancipation Proclamation wasn't made until almost 3 years into the War of Northern Aggression and it only freed slaves in rebellious states. The northern states and union held territory were allowed to keep their slaves. The 13th amendment wasn't ratified until 8 months after the war ended on December 5,1865. June teenth was June 19,1865. The real last slaves freed were in January 1966 in Delaware.
The north just shot the racism out of the south 😂
@@kevina8858 They shot slavery out of the south. The racism very much thrived.
And slaves were just mentioned as the reason for succession in most of the south. But we like to ignore that.
@@truestory243 y'all nor big shane fans huh?
Secessionist cope.
I know what Shane hangs out with these guys!!! He is DEFINITELY The Smartest One of the Bunch!!!…But all Cool Dudes!!!😂
I think they used the drummer boys to wipe their behinds with
no hate im a sub but do you just re-upload these like every 2 weeks lmao
Good Sir, that is not the case. Sure, there may be some overlapping parts with different videos because of the subject at hand. Also, I re-upload videos that were flagged by Commie-Tube as "Unsafe. I understand where you are coming from, good Sir. Remember, all feedback is appriciated. Bless you dawg,
@@Loyalist-DAWG I love you dude bless you I was just giving you a hard time
@@scar9867I also shitpost. ❤
@Loyalyist-DAWG
Thanks daddy
Make a video about Nathan Bedford Forrest. A real badass in the war of northern aggression.
"What? Thats how robots talk, sorry"
Sure glad we freed the slaves! I’m sure that the descendants of the slaves will be appreciative for all time and never cause national strife again.
Because we should be grateful for having our God given right to freedom given to us, not by God, but by the people who stole it in the first place.
We definitely shouldn’t be angry, even if peonage, segregation, lynching, intimidation and discrimination continued, in various ways, up to the present day. Aren’t we just the worst?
Bro what🤣 you submit a whole race of people to be less than animals for hundreds of years and expect them to just be like super appreciative
@@tehdmanvids3
No, you really shouldn't be angry. The opportunities afforded to and available for AA people in the US are more than any group of black people has had in history. If you disagree, then name a better place....
@@deathendings6313 Black people are afforded equal if not better opportunities in the UK, a place that is also not without it's own rampant racism and history of colonization and exploitation. They practically perfected the concepts, and yet they still did away with slavery earlier than the US, WITHOUT having to fight a crippling war, and while they had no laws prohibiting segregation, they also did not abide laws that enforced the practice. Really, the fact that the US was behind Britain in terms of the abolishment of slavery is something we should be deeply ashamed of alone.
There's your example.
@@deathendings6313that’s ignoring the full century after the war wherein they were still treated like dogshit (in the south especially). Things only changed for them relatively recently in a historical context, and even after change they still got fucked with (CIA and the crack epidemic for starters)
sry. but tip of he cap to north carolina. 'cross the potamac? nah. we're defenders. not invaders. have fun at antietem and gettysburg.'
*Matt is Hella Gay for Ladyboiz*
Talk about how all the southern democrat politicians and plantation owners caused the war then left and went to north to glee the destruction. They all went north then started pointing fingers at the southerners like we owned slaves.
Yep the north almost every time attacked and invaded southern territory and southern states every fight but one
Amazing outro
Elons father owns precious stone mines.
Gonna throw that in the back of the noggin🖕
What evidence do you have because I haven’t seen anything that has backed that claim
@@matthewhawthorne8411google
States rights to do what?
The rights to have safe streets and quiet movie theaters.
@@TheLonesomePagan.
Oh damn. Underrated comment. Tell Cam Patterson that.
@@TheLonesomePagan.any opportunity to show your cowardice huh
@@paulhowell4316 cowardice? How so?
@@TheLonesomePagan. it takes a true coward to be a racist. A very weak scared soul.
Thank you for removing the extended intro