This Is What Will Happen in the Next Billion Years

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  • @jacksonkelly1993
    @jacksonkelly1993 7 років тому +17227

    Rip the future kids who have to memorize all this for history class.

    • @famcity5600
      @famcity5600 7 років тому +424

      Jackson Kelly LMAOOO yessss they will suffer 😂😂

    • @skylarolairra8606
      @skylarolairra8606 7 років тому +237

      Jackson Kelly if we can remember this in 6 minutes, they will too

    • @GeorgeAyvazyan
      @GeorgeAyvazyan 7 років тому +95

      How about those future kids who want a good future but can't have one.... :(

    • @rithvik11_master33
      @rithvik11_master33 7 років тому +79

      There would be new technology after too far into future which makes kids to understand things easier or artificial IQ and stuff . Who knows what would be invented

    • @fighter-yo3di
      @fighter-yo3di 7 років тому

      Jackson Kelly I

  • @qualityamv3946
    @qualityamv3946 6 років тому +7493

    In 1 billion years, all usernames will be taken

    • @TheIlidius
      @TheIlidius 5 років тому +358

      actually if we consider 20 char for the limit and a new name every nanosecond, we would still have pronunciable usernames after the heat death of the universe.

    • @6z0
      @6z0 5 років тому +64

      TheIlidius r/woosh

    • @maesterious
      @maesterious 5 років тому +19

      LOL

    • @mokaccinooo
      @mokaccinooo 5 років тому +195

      1) not a woooosh, 2)r/ihavereddit and 3)r/itswooooshwith4os

    • @6z0
      @6z0 5 років тому +30

      nomemates21 r/noonecaresbutok

  • @simonl7868
    @simonl7868 5 років тому +6179

    In 1B years the ice cream machines on McDonald’s will still be broken

    • @gracanogueira6016
      @gracanogueira6016 5 років тому +31

      NUUUUU

    • @Denabeana
      @Denabeana 5 років тому +40

      💀😭😂

    • @BluE68_
      @BluE68_ 5 років тому +16

      Simon L NOOOOOOOO

    • @powerrangerroy5256
      @powerrangerroy5256 5 років тому +22

      WHo wants to live for thousands of years my guy?

    • @simonl7868
      @simonl7868 5 років тому +9

      Powerrangerroy Pro Loser not thousands, you have to be more generous than that

  • @sv7073
    @sv7073 3 роки тому +524

    Whenever he mentions something bad, the hopeful part inside me says:
    *Unless humanity artificially prevents it*

    • @ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732
      @ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732 3 роки тому +10

      or...humanity exacerbates it.

    • @MsJoshisfat
      @MsJoshisfat 3 роки тому +12

      As long as life conditions don't get worse. We should be able to prevent a lot of terrible things.

    • @sv7073
      @sv7073 3 роки тому +3

      @@MsJoshisfat Well I sure hope so

    • @donaldhobson8873
      @donaldhobson8873 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly. And the same goes for most of the rest of the events. There are a lot of things humanity may prevent, possibly for inscrutable reasons. I think "humanity with lots of tech does whatever it sees fit." would be a more accurate prediction.
      Take "sun completes one orbit of galaxy centre". That isn't intrinsically bad, but is something that could be disrupted as a side effect in some huge galactic engineering project.

    • @sv7073
      @sv7073 3 роки тому

      @@donaldhobson8873 Yep agreed

  • @Jolgeable
    @Jolgeable 4 роки тому +2497

    The last human alive will come back to this video and comment: "Last!"

  • @courtneycornett8637
    @courtneycornett8637 5 років тому +3664

    I would hate to be a kid in class having to write “January 1, 1,000,000,000” for the date

    • @MiyshoiCollins
      @MiyshoiCollins 5 років тому +62

      Courtney Cornett I'll probably a shorter way still. 😐

    • @splatboyz3839
      @splatboyz3839 5 років тому +173

      School will most likely not exist by then

    • @yaboiderrick980
      @yaboiderrick980 5 років тому +36

      Chase Lmao, looks like you didn’t read the comment trying to act smart, kid. He never said 1B years from now, he said on a certain day. Stop trying to act smart and grow up.

    • @viegodalencio
      @viegodalencio 5 років тому +26

      I would probably use that x10 shit I learned in physics lol

    • @karl8450
      @karl8450 5 років тому +1

      Jack Marston however scientists predictions of the past will be activate to such a degree that we could potentially treat them as facts rather than theories

  • @YeezyIsTheGOAT
    @YeezyIsTheGOAT 4 роки тому +2512

    In 1 billion years people will still be waiting for gta 6

    • @evansilva6322
      @evansilva6322 4 роки тому +52

      Not even a fucking lie. Rockstar been saying there gonna drop the gay every year since 2014

    • @bruhman3334
      @bruhman3334 4 роки тому +21

      Yep, you fucking damn right, I've been waiting for GTA 6 since fucking damn 2017

    • @ShrapAus
      @ShrapAus 4 роки тому

      Brandon Trueman fax

    • @phalanxHH
      @phalanxHH 4 роки тому +6

      Half life 3 ?

    • @BigFlockaDocka
      @BigFlockaDocka 4 роки тому +3

      You forgot about elder scrolls 6 too

  • @SuperScoot1978
    @SuperScoot1978 3 роки тому +897

    Maybe England will have managed to win the world cup 1 more time by then.

    • @aaryanmakwana3141
      @aaryanmakwana3141 3 роки тому +7

      True

    • @vitkrivan9380
      @vitkrivan9380 3 роки тому +67

      Or they might still be singing it’s coming home…

    • @sknn497
      @sknn497 3 роки тому +33

      Nah, they'll lose on penalties in 985 semi finals and 324 finals.

    • @notcxlix200
      @notcxlix200 3 роки тому +3

      Haha

    • @clartin8408
      @clartin8408 3 роки тому +2

      shut up man

  • @OfficaiDIZproduction
    @OfficaiDIZproduction 7 років тому +2746

    in 10 million years morgan freeman will look exactly the same

  • @morysegaming970
    @morysegaming970 6 років тому +2766

    in a billion years all our comments will say (1,000,000,000 years ago)

    • @baconater4199
      @baconater4199 6 років тому +104

      Didn’t he say in the video that computer dates stop after 10,000

    • @almightysyg861
      @almightysyg861 6 років тому +101

      Baconater419 Thank god updates are a thing

    • @plata6208
      @plata6208 6 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @Danker19991
      @Danker19991 6 років тому +125

      More like the comments will be, “who’s watching this in 1000000087”

    • @shinoslv
      @shinoslv 6 років тому +18

      Im Unique UA-cam wouldn’t even be around

  • @Caedus696
    @Caedus696 5 років тому +514

    3:37 A moment of silence for the Mars colony.

    • @voiq1764
      @voiq1764 5 років тому +10

      Phobos does not have that dense of a core, and will probably break into many pieces instead of impacting on mars

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 років тому +1

      And all the Martians that lived on it
      F

    • @byzantinemapper6145
      @byzantinemapper6145 5 років тому

      F

    • @soaringstars314
      @soaringstars314 5 років тому

      Nah won't happen. They can easily push phobos and push it back to orbit by then

    • @andrewdotmp4
      @andrewdotmp4 5 років тому

      F

  • @willdavey1565
    @willdavey1565 2 роки тому +56

    I’d be surprised if humanity lasted another 10,000 years

  • @bLacKliSt3D911
    @bLacKliSt3D911 6 років тому +2558

    We can’t even put together an accurate 7 day weather forecast

    • @willmcreavy9623
      @willmcreavy9623 5 років тому +167

      In a billion years he's gonna feel like such an idiot

    • @AngelMartinez-hv6fj
      @AngelMartinez-hv6fj 5 років тому +77

      Weather is just harder to predict, simple as that. Just because something sounds simpler doesn't mean it actually is.

    • @vee2easy
      @vee2easy 5 років тому +1

      CR0SSEYED JESUS
      exactly

    • @mosquitobight
      @mosquitobight 5 років тому +9

      A continental plate has somewhat more momentum than an air mass.

    • @sk8erpunkthing999
      @sk8erpunkthing999 5 років тому

      2 day*

  • @charles4740
    @charles4740 5 років тому +4067

    Anyone else feel like a humans lifespan is so short after watching this

    • @sumsushii27
      @sumsushii27 5 років тому +95

      no shit

    • @SuV33358
      @SuV33358 5 років тому +180

      Omg.....we are a speck in time.....nothing really.....☹️

    • @nrichards7564
      @nrichards7564 5 років тому +83

      @@SuV33358 every single speck in time makes a difference though :)

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 5 років тому +47

      @@nrichards7564 thanks for being positive among these negative edgelords, you're right.

    • @thanosgaming4402
      @thanosgaming4402 5 років тому +3

      Yup ☹️

  • @ClubAmerica92
    @ClubAmerica92 5 років тому +5855

    Okay I’ll see everyone in 2 billion years, remember this comment.

  • @cstpa1
    @cstpa1 2 роки тому +41

    i don't think we're gonna make it to 10,000 years but that would be badass.

  • @JordanCrawfordSF
    @JordanCrawfordSF 4 роки тому +2209

    This is 3 years old now, can you change the title to, “This is what will happen in nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-seven years?”

  • @yungsquirrel
    @yungsquirrel 5 років тому +790

    3:34 “And Africa will be split into two separate landmasses.”
    Madagascar: Am I a joke to you?

    • @cowdeemo
      @cowdeemo 5 років тому +5

      A land mass is a large section of land.

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 5 років тому +8

      Seychelles: am I a joke.. to *YOU*

    • @imykoigmail9622
      @imykoigmail9622 5 років тому

      South America: Don’t u forget about me.

    • @emotionalavocado2336
      @emotionalavocado2336 5 років тому +2

      Objectpoint how large is large enough

    • @walidechchafnaje9812
      @walidechchafnaje9812 5 років тому +2

      @@emotionalavocado2336 Madagascar is quite big , it has 1000,000 km square

  • @jennyhorsburgh8283
    @jennyhorsburgh8283 7 років тому +314

    imma add this to a playlist called "watch this in 1 billion years" to see if he was right

    • @sillylilly719
      @sillylilly719 7 років тому +5

      A very very long long long youtube channel name but ur not alive by then.

    • @jennyhorsburgh8283
      @jennyhorsburgh8283 7 років тому +36

      MrTroll Gaming are u serious? it was a fucking joke Lmao

    • @sillylilly719
      @sillylilly719 7 років тому +5

      TheOgTrollKing yes how about you?

    • @Mister_NO.
      @Mister_NO. 7 років тому +2

      A very very long long long youtube channel name "...our starting point in africa.." - He was wrong even before the video started...

    • @sevenkendrick5843
      @sevenkendrick5843 7 років тому

      A very very long long long youtube channel name 😂

  • @vedran8376
    @vedran8376 3 роки тому +59

    Plot twist: yellowstone brutally errupts tomorrow, we all die in next 2 years.

    • @elliana_riley
      @elliana_riley 3 роки тому +3

      I literally just watched a video that was like "what happens if yellowstone erupts tomorrow"
      there's like a 0.0001% chance of it erupting any day and putting the world in an ice age
      :)

    • @mitchellsmith300
      @mitchellsmith300 3 роки тому

      Nope

    • @LindaVanasperen
      @LindaVanasperen Місяць тому

      Do you think the earth will miss us

  • @booter2105
    @booter2105 5 років тому +2577

    History class in 1B years: *what's the name of the species that lived in earth 1 billion years ago?*

    • @ninjajuju
      @ninjajuju 5 років тому +233

      We’re gonna be boomers

    •  5 років тому +135

      -Retards- Homosapiens

    • @Charlie-ur5kc
      @Charlie-ur5kc 5 років тому +54

      KTA Reyes
      Remeber that there will be no words from the modern language.

    •  5 років тому +143

      @@Charlie-ur5kc on yeah so... μ₩¥{}¤Ω|μ¬

    • @Guitaristmalakian
      @Guitaristmalakian 5 років тому +14

      Monkeys ?

  • @romawang9212
    @romawang9212 4 роки тому +572

    Suddenly my unfinished math homework doesn’t look that important anymore

    • @ArtofBrandonTruster
      @ArtofBrandonTruster 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sure we'll be gone way before that time.... we're pretty good at destroying ourselves, aren't we? Give it a 100 years and we'll see. It will depend on what system we use to replace the current ruling system of resource exploitation in the name of profit.

    • @richardturpin61
      @richardturpin61 3 роки тому +7

      Funny because your math homework is part of us moving away and preserving our old home .. 📝📐♍️♈️. . 🚀💫🌖

    • @niajsngh2708
      @niajsngh2708 3 роки тому

      @@ArtofBrandonTruster in the name of development too

    • @HarryHoppins
      @HarryHoppins 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArtofBrandonTruster Actually the human species is pretty tough I can only see the possibility to destroy civilisation as we know it but not the species as a whole.

    • @ArtofBrandonTruster
      @ArtofBrandonTruster 3 роки тому

      @@HarryHoppins the elites will at least survive any natural or economic disaster.

  • @MareaHoinareala
    @MareaHoinareala 4 роки тому +738

    I expect UA-cam to recommend this after 1 billion years

    • @sudoo6987
      @sudoo6987 3 роки тому +12

      UA-cam will be in void archives by then

    • @田浦結人-j5e
      @田浦結人-j5e 3 роки тому +2

      how do l upload to UA-cam?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @ParakeetWorld
      @ParakeetWorld 3 роки тому +5

      We will all be longgggg dead by then 😂

    • @samisikdar5417
      @samisikdar5417 3 роки тому +11

      @@ParakeetWorld you must be real fun at parties

    • @ParakeetWorld
      @ParakeetWorld 3 роки тому +7

      @Timeless Grass just because i dont play along with a fucking joke doesnt mean i dont get it lmao. I dont have to be sarcastic on every single damn comment. Go pay attention to your humor and not mine

  • @strrb75
    @strrb75 3 роки тому +23

    I cant wait for kids in the year 1B to experience Morgan Freeman narrate the history of the world with David Attenborough.

  • @kevinotero1077
    @kevinotero1077 7 років тому +2227

    in a billion years im still single
    Edit 4 years later: still single

  • @far2kthoughts158
    @far2kthoughts158 7 років тому +5515

    In about 100 years everyone in this comment section will be gone

    • @thefrozenrider1544
      @thefrozenrider1544 7 років тому +273

      TheOnly 0506 not if a 2 year old is watching

    • @woosan6594
      @woosan6594 7 років тому +462

      TheFrozenRider 2 years old can’t comment

    • @far2kthoughts158
      @far2kthoughts158 7 років тому +155

      Taesty Jungcock there are 7.8 billion of humans so you never know

    • @juicy4453
      @juicy4453 7 років тому +201

      TheOnly 0506 i already miss you 😭

    • @AtomicTheSniper
      @AtomicTheSniper 7 років тому +89

      TheOnly 0506 deep as fuck. Haha

  • @arjavunnithan2192
    @arjavunnithan2192 5 років тому +1473

    2019: what country are you from?
    50,023:what planet are you from?

    • @MJLeger-yj1ww
      @MJLeger-yj1ww 5 років тому +45

      It may not even be a planet, first try space station, then astroid, meteor or star then moon of a planet then planet.

    • @Iugeer
      @Iugeer 5 років тому +56

      @@MJLeger-yj1ww simplified: what paRT of SPace are yOU fROM?

    • @MJLeger-yj1ww
      @MJLeger-yj1ww 5 років тому +3

      @@Iugeer One you wouldn't recognize if I told you (you're too simplified!) LOL!

    • @sburton015
      @sburton015 5 років тому +16

      In 1819, what town are you from or 10,000 BC, what village are you from?

    • @deflateoid2173
      @deflateoid2173 5 років тому +4

      na more like what multi universe are u from

  • @Nabee_H
    @Nabee_H 3 роки тому +74

    Honestly, humans might one day be able to create their own planets, then we advance to a very intelligent species and live along with the other Aliens who are already more advanced than us, and are probably observing us right now. After that, we observe a new intelligent species and watch them grow. And everything loops...

    • @jahleeldavy
      @jahleeldavy 3 роки тому +3

      I agree

    • @supremek1ng588
      @supremek1ng588 3 роки тому +3

      Mans is going places, nit college but places

    • @douglasdowling4773
      @douglasdowling4773 2 роки тому +3

      That's a good awnser .
      I believe what you said over what this video clip has to say .
      The sooner the better. .

    • @EvilBaggOBolts
      @EvilBaggOBolts 2 роки тому +2

      we might just make Earth a spaceship that travels through the cosmos and acts like the HQ for humanity.

    • @ericdillingham6858
      @ericdillingham6858 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@EvilBaggOBolts I assume you mean a Dyson Sphere.

  • @rekzbeats
    @rekzbeats 3 роки тому +2123

    I hope there’s a spectator mode when we die

    • @themasterssin3805
      @themasterssin3805 3 роки тому +162

      I wish we could pick the year too.

    • @gggosha7526
      @gggosha7526 3 роки тому +120

      @@Fadyy no they patched it

    • @saifahmed1555
      @saifahmed1555 3 роки тому +122

      Please allah we need spectator mode😂🙌

    • @rekzbeats
      @rekzbeats 3 роки тому +39

      @@saifahmed1555 eid mubarak may allah bless you my bro

    • @nurdinvsm953
      @nurdinvsm953 3 роки тому +18

      When you die you won’t even notice you lived in the graves for seconds 🤦🏽

  • @qwerty7573
    @qwerty7573 6 років тому +1968

    I feel so useless right now

    • @Killz0mbies
      @Killz0mbies 6 років тому +83

      nothing in life matters

    • @jessicajanosky5483
      @jessicajanosky5483 6 років тому +36

      That’s bc we r all useless at one point
      Jk yeah I’m bad at this

    • @o_0xd1237
      @o_0xd1237 6 років тому +25

      That's not true and this is human facts ....dont believe everything you here seek and you shall find truth God will be coming soon those who have faith ..god will bless them every human matters this video make me sick. He is speculating with knowledge words but it is written what would happen seek God. You'll find him amen

    • @Bb-te3hg
      @Bb-te3hg 6 років тому +8

      @@o_0xd1237 How sad, the worth of a human's life is to contribute to the future of humans. It is to inspire others or to leave a positive mark on the future in any means possible. Seeking excuses for a life that contributes nothing to the future is meaningless, since no one will remember your name.

    • @edwardstacksr9259
      @edwardstacksr9259 6 років тому

      If you vote for Beto, you are!

  • @N0rmandy
    @N0rmandy 4 роки тому +2447

    He is putting a lot of faith in humanity being around for a lot of this

    • @aquarius5719
      @aquarius5719 3 роки тому +63

      In 200 years old humanity is extinct because the economic system made normal life no longer viable with people serving the system instead of the opposite. Billionaires own everything so people did not have kids and only billionaires who do not know how to grow their food survived but not for too long.
      This will end all the human insanity.

    • @gamerstellar
      @gamerstellar 3 роки тому +19

      1:50 fully terraform mars
      also 6:07 world ocean will evaporate
      what a pathetic delusional video

    • @brydonthunder
      @brydonthunder 3 роки тому +32

      @@gamerstellar What makes ocean evaporating when the Sun starts to luminate more energy delusion? Asking from genuine interest can you reply that the Sun's heat won't gradually kill life on earth. I have not seen any information outside of religious rhetoric that the sun won't slowly end life on earth.

    • @gamerstellar
      @gamerstellar 3 роки тому +4

      @@brydonthunder at that point you can do earth shield. rofl

    • @gamerstellar
      @gamerstellar 3 роки тому +3

      @@brydonthunder or move earth completely from orbit like one giant space ship

  • @iBallHandle
    @iBallHandle 3 роки тому +11

    if in 600 million years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent some of this we deserve to die.

    • @donaldhobson8873
      @donaldhobson8873 3 роки тому

      if in 600 years we've not advanced enough to know how to prevent most of this we deserve to die.

  • @ShrekIsGod1
    @ShrekIsGod1 6 років тому +1248

    - starts panicking as if I’ll still be alive then -

    • @charlottejruthauthor
      @charlottejruthauthor 6 років тому +7

      Same haha

    • @jorgeasamul2393
      @jorgeasamul2393 6 років тому +10

      Shrek Is God yo think about this youll close your eyes and never open them again humans will mutate earth will be destroyed and u will never ever come back to life all those religion fairytales are just to comfort us so we die peacefully but that aint true and deep down we all know it😢😢

    • @ShrekIsGod1
      @ShrekIsGod1 6 років тому +8

      Jorge Asamul
      That’s deep

    • @graceblanchard5648
      @graceblanchard5648 6 років тому +4

      Jorge Asamul
      Wow. I’m now in existential crisis+anxiety mode... love ittttttttt

    • @colingreene1648
      @colingreene1648 6 років тому

      the facts lmao

  • @myscabula
    @myscabula 6 років тому +862

    So I'm assuming gas prices will rise?

  • @nikolessard6860
    @nikolessard6860 7 років тому +560

    imagine history class in 1 billion years

    • @foxeswozere
      @foxeswozere 7 років тому +2

      Nick Crompton HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 7 років тому +79

      They would share all the dankest memes ever created.

    • @ihatemylife4612
      @ihatemylife4612 6 років тому +31

      Well i guess we Germans would still be Nazis XD

    • @wiko1273
      @wiko1273 6 років тому +17

      It'll be worse than maths

    • @imshookt5128
      @imshookt5128 6 років тому +1

      I will die

  • @BaresEatBeats
    @BaresEatBeats Рік тому +7

    The bit that played with my imagination, was the thought that different groups of humans could eventually colonise other planets, evolve separately into the new subspecies, and be completely unaware of their own origins and the other subspecies out there who share those origins.

    • @mertince2310
      @mertince2310 Рік тому +3

      You might want to read "Foundation" by Asimov if you didn't.

  • @1aila
    @1aila 6 років тому +329

    in a billion years the dollar store will become the ten dollar store

  • @jxsephhv4773
    @jxsephhv4773 4 роки тому +939

    i don’t know if i’m depressed or impressed

    • @aquarius5719
      @aquarius5719 3 роки тому +39

      Today. Impressed.
      In 1 billion years. Depressed.
      Earth has been inhabitable for us during most of its existence.

    • @diamondgeezertunes
      @diamondgeezertunes 3 роки тому +30

      Dimpressed

    • @khaotic582
      @khaotic582 3 роки тому +2

      @@aquarius5719 And it will be again very soon…

    • @soaga3185
      @soaga3185 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @CFloPhotography
      @CFloPhotography 3 роки тому +1

      Impressed that the right conditions exist for you to read this comment, depressed about the inevevitably of the futre.

  • @hunteralford14
    @hunteralford14 7 років тому +3376

    And we still can't predict tomorrow's weather...

    • @dorime3031
      @dorime3031 7 років тому +83

      you must be extra stupid to compare these two. things in distance future are more easily predicted than things in near future, the probability of error is high when predicting near scenarios and do research on the method used for predictions before comparing two things. remember edmond halley predicted a comet(halley's comet) 50 years before and it came. where would we humans be if it was not for our predictions, pattern recognitions?

    • @kloncey
      @kloncey 7 років тому +200

      welp, you must be extra stupid to compare a joke to actual reality . lol

    • @Voise37
      @Voise37 7 років тому +6

      +pudoo patel I do not agree with you but was right that it's very different. When predicting weather there are a lot of factors that could change and are very hard to predict. While in the space we simply know the mass of the planets so we can calculate their trajectory.

    • @TzaRider
      @TzaRider 7 років тому +19

      +Warriors'nAll if the joke just promotes stupidity then yes its ok to take it seriously

    • @christianpaillant4644
      @christianpaillant4644 7 років тому +29

      You must be extra-extra stupid to even take this joke seriously,

  • @deantsar6246
    @deantsar6246 Рік тому +2

    Let’s focus on the present.
    The world has so many pressing issues.
    I will never get back the time wasted even thinking about this video

  • @lukejohns5900
    @lukejohns5900 7 років тому +3656

    But will there still be memes

    • @luckylucketts5321
      @luckylucketts5321 7 років тому +110

      Memes will Never due. Never

    • @venuslippe9132
      @venuslippe9132 7 років тому +53

      only pepe will survive

    • @Rbrowno97
      @Rbrowno97 7 років тому +105

      Survival of the Dankest.

    • @Monkeymahenmiester
      @Monkeymahenmiester 7 років тому +39

      Mr. Murica i sent my dank memes in my harddrive into space, so it will live on

    • @HistoryofThisandThat
      @HistoryofThisandThat 7 років тому +38

      memes are eternal. i think if humans didn't exist memes still would exist

  • @K_U1314
    @K_U1314 5 років тому +2534

    Universe: *dies*
    Moms: IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES.

    • @justxenia4364
      @justxenia4364 5 років тому +40

      Why is this so true-

    • @carlylilley8718
      @carlylilley8718 5 років тому +13

      It’s cause your on your phone all day!

    • @handlethis116
      @handlethis116 5 років тому +13

      but if the entire world dies then moms how gonna say any...
      thing.

    • @paulibrahim3942
      @paulibrahim3942 4 роки тому +3

      K U ok boomer

    • @falcon1824
      @falcon1824 4 роки тому +1

      George ibrahim how was the funny or relevant in anyway to the comment?

  • @lifeinreverse6535
    @lifeinreverse6535 7 років тому +8233

    I certainly will be dead by then

    • @jerrycherry9212
      @jerrycherry9212 7 років тому +119

      I was bored and checked your channel. BEST decision ever!

    • @astrobyniall
      @astrobyniall 7 років тому +107

      well im sure with that attitude you will

    • @iamsorrybut2370
      @iamsorrybut2370 7 років тому +36

      but you can reverse your death

    • @booey5156
      @booey5156 7 років тому +20

      But... Im scared when i die i wanted to be immortal :( and heaven would be gone :o

    • @misteriousmyth7922
      @misteriousmyth7922 7 років тому +8

      Life In Reverse We are dead alredy so who cares we are dead already in 1 billion year

  • @devinmichaelroberts9954
    @devinmichaelroberts9954 3 роки тому +5

    Imagine when you die waking up and realizing this entire life was a simulation and that we are actually living on another planet 200 million years in the future and we dont even look like this type of human anymore but we live countless lives through simulations that show us what living in the past was like and in the skin of our human ancestors.

  • @ieatmemesforbreakfast782
    @ieatmemesforbreakfast782 7 років тому +1594

    after a billion years,this will be a meme

    • @joshuaferguson698
      @joshuaferguson698 7 років тому +3

      Varga Gergő i wouldnt hold your breath babe lmao

    • @qgali2804
      @qgali2804 7 років тому

      Varga Gergő OMG 666 LIKES

    • @ErikCsendes
      @ErikCsendes 7 років тому +2

      És egy magyar :D

    • @ieatmemesforbreakfast782
      @ieatmemesforbreakfast782 7 років тому

      Felho Srac :D,lepjük el ezt a komment szekciót gyerünk

    • @balls9502
      @balls9502 7 років тому +2

      Please pin this comment above.

  • @limejelo
    @limejelo 4 роки тому +2184

    The idea of humans separating and evolving into different species is a mind frick

    • @vee1267
      @vee1267 4 роки тому +51

      It’d be like Star Trek aliens but IRL

    • @dnmurphy48
      @dnmurphy48 4 роки тому +68

      It's highly probable.

    • @denziiey
      @denziiey 4 роки тому +117

      I honestly believe that's how aliens will be formed. From the the migration and colonization of humans on other planets.

    • @dixienormous9171
      @dixienormous9171 4 роки тому +8

      And not knowing about one another

    • @apresmidii
      @apresmidii 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine if we whould evolve into weird furry humans/furrys o-o

  • @johnskinner6025
    @johnskinner6025 3 роки тому +1443

    I can safely predict that i wont be around in One Billion years

    • @johnskinner6025
      @johnskinner6025 3 роки тому +49

      @soph6831 soph6831 Your soul wouldn't be on Earth

    • @Vulcancruiser
      @Vulcancruiser 3 роки тому +22

      I can safely predict I will be around.....even beyond that.......

    • @BlackWaterGun
      @BlackWaterGun 3 роки тому +35

      imagine we leave parts of our dna on earth, then when humanity goes extinct, aliens come to earth and be like "whet tha feck is this" and then they make a clone from our dna, that would lowkey be sick

    • @nizzam1
      @nizzam1 3 роки тому +6

      @@BlackWaterGun DNA cloning is the same; otherwise identical twins triplets etc would all be technically same person when they aren’t. It’s our soul or spirit or essence that separates each one of us.

    • @BlackWaterGun
      @BlackWaterGun 3 роки тому +9

      @@nizzam1 wonder were our souls go when we die, personally i dont believe in god, so i wonder where the souls go

  • @Bull-33
    @Bull-33 Рік тому +1

    At the end when he said "who knows what a billion years can bring" he was thinking aliens.

  • @hatred4004
    @hatred4004 5 років тому +1298

    Anxiety levels before this video: 0%
    Anxiety levels after this video: 110%

    • @allenschleusener9366
      @allenschleusener9366 5 років тому +1

      sounds like we hope

    • @audellaroque4730
      @audellaroque4730 5 років тому +31

      A I D S don’t worry about it, there’s no guarantee any of it is even true

    • @eyecup1638
      @eyecup1638 5 років тому +2

      @@audellaroque4730 Lmao, thanks for the comfort! I literally was on edge about the topic 😅

    • @weeps7798
      @weeps7798 5 років тому +5

      @@melancholygirl7793 exactly

    • @oriouz8900
      @oriouz8900 5 років тому +2

      Melana Anonymous true and thanks for the comfort

  • @dimitrisgiannakopoulos4096
    @dimitrisgiannakopoulos4096 6 років тому +552

    Despacito 3 will be released by then

  • @dion8306
    @dion8306 4 роки тому +804

    Anyone feeling that our life is too short after watching this?

    • @JackthePumpkincat
      @JackthePumpkincat 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah we need more lifespan to try their cool gadgets and food recipes too TwT

    • @rickylacey4597
      @rickylacey4597 4 роки тому +1

      Yea....

    • @thewhitejawa
      @thewhitejawa 4 роки тому +9

      I'm sort of relieved. I'd rather not live long enough to witness, for example, this "Y10K" thing. However, we may or may not be in the middle of some apocalypse right now.

    • @muneebahmed1848
      @muneebahmed1848 4 роки тому +28

      Its sad never knowing the truth's of this universe and space within our lifetime. What other bizarre things are out there.

    • @vinay33310
      @vinay33310 4 роки тому +6

      No you will
      Live forever either in hell or heaven

  • @Viewable11
    @Viewable11 3 роки тому +3

    Error at second 8: Humanity has been around since 4 million years. Another error at 1:05. In 10 thousand years, human genetic properties will not have completely mixed. Human genes adapt to the environment, therefore people living at high latitudes (that have little sunlight compared to low latitude regions) will keep a brighter skin color than people living near the equator. The dark skin color is caused by melanin pigments, which are the protection against sunlight.
    Error at 6:12. The Oceans will not evaporate at 47 degrees Celsius average temperature. They will eventually evaporate some time later, after the sun will have increased its brightness even more, heating Earth up to 100 degrees and more.
    Error at 4:05. The currently existing Hawaiian islands will have sunk into the ocean because of erosion, but new islands will keep forming. Therefore the Hawaiian island chain will continue to exist.

  • @Miguel-hj8sq
    @Miguel-hj8sq 4 роки тому +1078

    Everyone: we'll die, we'll become history!
    Me: In about a billion years, Queen Elizabeth II will turn 1,000,000,094 years old!

    • @rongibs9866
      @rongibs9866 4 роки тому +14

      @Heinz Guderian lol old hag

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +6

      Big mood.

    • @Milomusic41
      @Milomusic41 4 роки тому +19

      I thought she already was that old.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaajajjaiwjw
      @aaaaaaaaaaaajajjaiwjw 4 роки тому +3

      Tim N' Lola adam the first human and eve the 2nd those are the only 64 Million years old poeple

    • @michaelcap9550
      @michaelcap9550 4 роки тому +4

      The Browns still looking to get to the SuperBowl. Harbaugh 0 for1,000,000,000 vs Ohio State.

  • @idiota6879
    @idiota6879 5 років тому +573

    How pissed will this guy be if he's wrong after waiting for 1 billion yrs lol

    • @GuerrierJulius
      @GuerrierJulius 4 роки тому +12

      Your sense of humor is gold.. 😂

    • @mimi0096
      @mimi0096 4 роки тому +7

      Idiota !! 😂🤣😂

    • @alecaceres9922
      @alecaceres9922 4 роки тому +7

      Sir I don’t think he will be alive in 1 bill yrs but his ghost will sure be rly pressed 😌

    • @aksayaaaaa
      @aksayaaaaa 4 роки тому +3

      Ale Caceres obviously😂

    • @darlene3288
      @darlene3288 4 роки тому +4

      Ale Caceres r/woooosh it was a joke lol

  • @dman9728
    @dman9728 5 років тому +237

    Doesn’t this make you think what is the point of life and why do we even bother living?

    • @AlexAhmedov
      @AlexAhmedov 5 років тому +3

      :/

    • @farwabatool3919
      @farwabatool3919 5 років тому +16

      Dman 113 makes me think about my afterlife

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 роки тому

      D:

    • @the-fog-is-here
      @the-fog-is-here 4 роки тому +3

      Prolly gonna make some wall-e type space ships going through space forever with some type of future renewable energy source that humans will inhabit

    • @IIAnaxiezzII
      @IIAnaxiezzII 4 роки тому +11

      The opposite. This makes me think how small the time we have is and how we need to make the most of every second. It makes me think of how much time humanity has to flourish and grow into something truly incredible. And it makes me realise that despite how tiny we are , how incredibly significant we are. All that time. All that space. And only ONE place is known to harbour life. That’s pretty special.

  • @Nikora-
    @Nikora- 3 роки тому +7

    In a billion years, one piece is still ongoing

  • @thesovietduck2121
    @thesovietduck2121 5 років тому +605

    1,000,000,000 years later
    *_Mom can you buy me a Play Station 3,672,341?_*

  • @oldmanjenkins6519
    @oldmanjenkins6519 7 років тому +1998

    In 1 billion years, Half Life 3 will still not be out.

    • @steveirwinsleftnut6925
      @steveirwinsleftnut6925 7 років тому +9

      Oldmanjenkins 59 true after that dota card game

    • @wesley492
      @wesley492 7 років тому +1

      Lul

    • @thankunext1625
      @thankunext1625 7 років тому

      Oldmanjenkins 59 Lmaooo

    • @yooop
      @yooop 7 років тому +1

      After 1 billion years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait

    • @williamandrevlogs1472
      @williamandrevlogs1472 7 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha That one was god

  • @agoat8641
    @agoat8641 4 роки тому +589

    When i watch these videos i want to live long. Like realllly Long.

  • @ImplicitUnity
    @ImplicitUnity 3 роки тому +3

    Why can't this happen now? Wipe humanity from the face of this earth. We are a disease to this planet.

  • @ryans3667
    @ryans3667 7 років тому +3073

    Ah so this is what depression feels like

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 7 років тому +39

      Ryan Sanghavi
      Same here. Same here

    • @ARDEN440i
      @ARDEN440i 7 років тому +17

      Ryan Sanghavi Yup was thinking the same thing

    • @ARDEN440i
      @ARDEN440i 7 років тому +17

      Kosta M. Oh wow you genius! Are there numbers in the alphabet too?

    • @etheranimus
      @etheranimus 7 років тому +58

      I don't understand why people get upset/depressed over the inevitable. Just savour your present moment instead of worrying about the inescapable, during the finite days of your life.

    • @iriinazoueva113
      @iriinazoueva113 7 років тому +25

      Oh don't get depressed. This video didn't mention how mankind has destroyed Earth in one thousand years.

  • @FitFli
    @FitFli 4 роки тому +306

    in 1 billion years, your parents will still tell you to pause the online game

  • @gloobblob5155
    @gloobblob5155 7 років тому +234

    Summary: Its bad
    Gets Worse
    Gets Worse
    Gets Worse
    Gets Worse
    Gets Worse
    And so on

  • @joeyrejino1340
    @joeyrejino1340 Рік тому +2

    In 1 billion years we will still be waiting for Ghost of Tsushima 2

  • @forkknife248
    @forkknife248 6 років тому +518

    *I'm questioning my whole life right now*

    • @o_0xd1237
      @o_0xd1237 6 років тому +8

      He is just speculating that's all seek God read the word of God the devil gots us scared all human being matters and are treasured for God believe it or not. God will be coming soon for those who seek him and does his will amen seek truth and he will reveal himself

    •  6 років тому

      That's aleays a good idea.

    • @redace6649
      @redace6649 6 років тому

      What does your life have to do with it? You're only gonna be here for 100 years, give or take a handful of decades...

    • @eltonj888
      @eltonj888 6 років тому +2

      Jose Talavera Fuck off, Christian. There's no such thing as God, there's no proof of his existence. And don't give me any of that "Who created Earth then?" or "Who created everything?" because there's a valid answer for it. And it isn't God.

    • @Limixiton
      @Limixiton 6 років тому

      @@eltonj888 see, I don't know people like you exist on this planet. Your nothing on Earth and your life. Go somewhere else chump.

  • @andrewthorne3570
    @andrewthorne3570 6 років тому +464

    What's the point of going in to work tomorrow then?

    • @name3626
      @name3626 6 років тому +28

      Andrew Thorne - Exactly... Fuck... I should just say “fuck it” and travel the world and die young.
      Life is a struggle... I spend most of my day doing shit I don’t want to do and not enjoying life. Why???... To work towards a better future, but honestly, let me just travel and live in the woods and not struggle.

    • @User18dog
      @User18dog 6 років тому +8

      v me and you bro lets go, we gotta find a place to build a log cabin or something, someplace pristine but remote. Screw all this work and school what's the point. Who's with me

    • @michaeldesanta8540
      @michaeldesanta8540 6 років тому +1

      @@User18dog me! Let's go right now!

    • @User18dog
      @User18dog 6 років тому

      Michael De Santa Ha, I'm so down tho

    • @dieseljunker9234
      @dieseljunker9234 6 років тому +1

      Well what else you gonna do? Cry causer is all gonna end someday? Eh booorring....

  • @HairJordan
    @HairJordan 4 роки тому +1508

    Well...I won’t be buying land in Hawaii that’s for sure.
    I want to leave something for my grandkids that will actually last

    • @MrGhosTRideRrR
      @MrGhosTRideRrR 4 роки тому +185

      For your grandkids? Assuming your grandkids will get 80 million years old? lol

    • @DD-qe6uk
      @DD-qe6uk 4 роки тому +142

      @@MrGhosTRideRrR what's wrong with wanting 80 million years old grandkids

    • @bradenpetrie8184
      @bradenpetrie8184 4 роки тому +31

      @@DD-qe6uk lol you know damn well whats wrong with that. We got dreamers, and then we got the crazies'.

    • @degiguess
      @degiguess 4 роки тому +27

      my dude how long do you think your grandkids are gonna live?

    • @lustocchetti
      @lustocchetti 4 роки тому +8

      Land in mars

  • @HairyTheCandyMan
    @HairyTheCandyMan 3 роки тому +1

    I'll see everyone on one billion years when the UA-cam algorithm recommends this video again.

  • @footballtoday7624
    @footballtoday7624 5 років тому +182

    In 1 billion years, the toyota corolla will be used as a universal weight measurement

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 5 років тому +1

      In a billion years, the Toyota Corolla will still be running

  • @JasonandaCamera
    @JasonandaCamera 7 років тому +489

    "So, what should we call this star?"
    "Beetle juice."
    "....uh, how about something more sciency?"
    "Ok, how about... _Betelgeuse_."
    "Perfect."

    • @Ah-wz6nn
      @Ah-wz6nn 7 років тому +13

      Always thought it was pronounced as "Bet-tell-geese"

    • @stevowang5415
      @stevowang5415 7 років тому +13

      Depends on which part of the universe you come from.

    • @vaniaramadhani3890
      @vaniaramadhani3890 7 років тому +7

      my thoughts exactly

    • @B_br_ws
      @B_br_ws 7 років тому +1

      My brain...

    • @kennavaladez9223
      @kennavaladez9223 6 років тому

      Dead dx

  • @anakinskywalker248
    @anakinskywalker248 4 роки тому +429

    “In 250 million years-“
    *screw it we’re already dead*

    • @God-gl1wg
      @God-gl1wg 4 роки тому +3

      G.N Challenges I’ll try my best

    • @gm-te8nn
      @gm-te8nn 4 роки тому +6

      1:23 In 50,000 Niagara falls will have already fallen.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 роки тому

      @@gm-te8nn You might say that Niagara has fallen for the last time.

    • @vibeymusic6263
      @vibeymusic6263 4 роки тому +1

      Not unless some genious is able to bring cryosleep to life and humans will be able to put themselves to sleep and wake up in 250 million years the same age, but nobody’s smart enough for that

    • @adoscz9812
      @adoscz9812 4 роки тому +2

      @@gm-te8nn In next 1000 years humans will be dead.

  • @reportmelolz
    @reportmelolz 2 роки тому +2

    2:52 In the Betelguise supernova, while this will most likely happen by happen by 1 million years from now, it could also just as likely happen in a century, or a decade, or tomorrow. AFAIK, we simply don’t know when, just that it will happen sometime soon (on a geological timescale).

  • @dman9728
    @dman9728 5 років тому +611

    This makes me want to live forever to witness all of this
    Edit: wtf how did I get 500 likes. Thanks so much

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 5 років тому +22

      me to, but luck has it, i'll be lucky to make it to 2100

    • @brenaxquiny8639
      @brenaxquiny8639 5 років тому +15

      @@chrism3784 all of us in this world won't be here in 120 years from now

    • @nxva9807
      @nxva9807 5 років тому +22

      Brenax Quiny You never know-
      One of us might set a world record for the longest living human-

    • @looneyduck-bm9rs
      @looneyduck-bm9rs 5 років тому

      @@nxva9807 I wish

    • @BlaidWhiteYo
      @BlaidWhiteYo 5 років тому +8

      Eternal life sounds horrible

  • @FilipinoMHB
    @FilipinoMHB 6 років тому +884

    In a billions years time, I'll still won't have girlfriend

    • @SnowChickenFlake
      @SnowChickenFlake 6 років тому +21

      maybe in future you will can create "real" girl not VR

    • @andrewsins3707
      @andrewsins3707 6 років тому +10

      You must not have done the self improvement.. that's why you dont have one.

    • @FilipinoMHB
      @FilipinoMHB 6 років тому +4

      😭🤣😂😆

    • @FilipinoMHB
      @FilipinoMHB 6 років тому +3

      😂😭🤣😆

    • @MustObeyTheRules
      @MustObeyTheRules 6 років тому +3

      So what? Enjoy the fact that you don’t.

  • @PeterdaPanda
    @PeterdaPanda 5 років тому +422

    In 1 billion years, all the "OK Boomer" memes would have completely eroded away.

  • @keyanuka
    @keyanuka 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine they can’t predict the weather for tomorrow and we listen to this

    • @OceanChild75
      @OceanChild75 2 роки тому

      That’s a fair point actually 😂

  • @majestaec5018
    @majestaec5018 6 років тому +1128

    This just reminds me that one day I’ll close my eyes, and never open it again. Never with the Earth I know today. It’s a sad reality! 😔😢

    • @luiscarlostabian2192
      @luiscarlostabian2192 6 років тому +86

      Thanks for giving me depression once again

    • @18xDJHx
      @18xDJHx 6 років тому +22

      majestaec we will come back some day and it would be like being asleep. So time passes when ur not conscious of things.

    • @badname8501
      @badname8501 6 років тому

      Thats true

    • @badzie5061
      @badzie5061 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @Youwilldieonmyhand
      @Youwilldieonmyhand 6 років тому +14

      Thanks for the existential crisis :*

  • @jon250
    @jon250 7 років тому +669

    AD 1,000,000,000
    The orange satellite floats through the rubble. Humanity is but a distant memory. As the satellite for the first time reads no incoming signals, it determines the human race is gone. It's side flap opens, releasing a small, Orange and black package, with the inscription, *HALF LIFE 3*

    • @aimia100
      @aimia100 7 років тому +20

      *sobs in mourning*

    • @Arocks-lj8qr
      @Arocks-lj8qr 7 років тому +3

      Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air No no no no! Valve will do something! No no no we can't wait for it!

    • @L.A.97.
      @L.A.97. 7 років тому +4

      Kim Jong The Choo Choo Train of Bel-Air HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 7 років тому +11

      with a message attached;
      _trolled lol -Illuminati_

    • @charliek9394
      @charliek9394 7 років тому +13

      10/10 post

  • @mattmartin4764
    @mattmartin4764 3 роки тому +387

    in a billion years, I'll still be paying my debt off

  • @jameswillett2403
    @jameswillett2403 Рік тому +1

    I sincerely doubt that we have another 100 years. We don't have the fuels needed to get that far.

  • @Mayhemzz
    @Mayhemzz 4 роки тому +372

    People always say how lucky we are to be alive at this point in time, seeing the technological advances made in the last 30 years. But I get kind of emotional thinking that I won't get to see all the cool shit we'll do in the next 1,000 years.

    • @donaldhobson8873
      @donaldhobson8873 3 роки тому +24

      Hope for really good anti ageing tech or cryonics.

    • @SantyCl0
      @SantyCl0 3 роки тому +3

      I do as well

    • @ljubicamarkovska6958
      @ljubicamarkovska6958 2 роки тому +3

      Wym lucky theres a global pandemic going on

    • @berendberend702
      @berendberend702 2 роки тому +15

      I don't think their lives are gonna be that much better or cooler. Today's technology would seem impossible and super cool for people 50 years ago, but for us it's normal to communicate with people from the other side of the world in less than a second

    • @kevinf6859
      @kevinf6859 2 роки тому +14

      @@berendberend702 it will be.
      In at least 5000 yrs, we will be prehistoric for people in the future and they will wish they weren't born as us

  • @TweedSuit
    @TweedSuit 4 роки тому +1357

    2020: Be lucky to survive the next year.

  • @violetbeany
    @violetbeany 3 роки тому +394

    I love how these videos take you out of your head for a bit and show you that there are greater things in the universe. Like really my problems are nothing LOL.

    • @BlackWaterGun
      @BlackWaterGun 3 роки тому +30

      yea, it really shows how small we are compared to the universe, space is scary

    • @sugaryheaven4089
      @sugaryheaven4089 2 роки тому

      @@BlackWaterGun Ocean is scarier

    • @gwho
      @gwho 2 роки тому

      your life's endeavors and meaning are nothing too.

  • @huzurgelecek
    @huzurgelecek Рік тому +2

    We do not know where we come from and do not know where we are heading to.

  • @InsaneI
    @InsaneI 6 років тому +530

    2019: USA vs UK
    20000000019: Uranus vs Mars

    • @karl-leopoldkontrus6544
      @karl-leopoldkontrus6544 6 років тому +22

      Thats not how you add one billion

    • @InsaneI
      @InsaneI 6 років тому +8

      @@karl-leopoldkontrus6544 r/facepalm

    • @karl-leopoldkontrus6544
      @karl-leopoldkontrus6544 6 років тому +2

      But almost ;)

    • @Fullmetal85
      @Fullmetal85 5 років тому +1

      The guy literally explained what would happen to "years" as a number and this one was sleeping.

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 5 років тому +2

      yur anus vs. m(y)arse!

  • @teamkayser7968
    @teamkayser7968 5 років тому +188

    1 billion years ago: HumAns?
    2017: *fidget spinners*

  • @davidar1484
    @davidar1484 4 роки тому +1179

    The comment section in a billion years be like....
    Who's watching this in 1,000,002,020?

    • @graxolotl1348
      @graxolotl1348 4 роки тому +6

      Me cuz you said this in 100 year

    • @MaroonGoon8629
      @MaroonGoon8629 4 роки тому +4

      Me and it sucks

    • @Hairysteed
      @Hairysteed 4 роки тому +5

      "Yeah, watching this while sunbathing... _literally!"_

    • @crimsonify6245
      @crimsonify6245 4 роки тому +18

      Only 1000002020s kids can relate 😓✊

    • @crimsonify6245
      @crimsonify6245 4 роки тому +7

      @@ChineduOpara wait, are you a person from 1000002020?

  • @TennisLegends-ebay
    @TennisLegends-ebay 3 роки тому

    Best channel on YT!

  • @Kubakaiser
    @Kubakaiser 5 років тому +168

    The Rolling Stones will probably still be touring around that time.

    • @sixchiensblancs
      @sixchiensblancs 5 років тому +1

      Best comment!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Catherine-xf3pc
      @Catherine-xf3pc 5 років тому

      Saiker
      😂😂😂😂

    • @riggs20
      @riggs20 5 років тому

      LOL! Yep! I was just trying to think up a Keith Richards joke! 😆

    • @briceheath1404
      @briceheath1404 5 років тому

      Lmao, underrated comment

  • @sharknight4441
    @sharknight4441 4 роки тому +744

    When someone can predict 1 billion years but not the weather.

    • @anonymous.2660
      @anonymous.2660 4 роки тому +9

      We can predict whether lol

    • @breezyfr100
      @breezyfr100 4 роки тому +27

      @@anonymous.2660 not all the time tho

    • @zenokarlsbach4292
      @zenokarlsbach4292 4 роки тому

      very easy if it keeps on raining.

    • @morlocks55
      @morlocks55 4 роки тому +8

      Because one has a more probable chance in happening

    • @tango1706
      @tango1706 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Derberbeve
    @Derberbeve Рік тому +1

    “Fuck” will be one of the words still around in 20,000 years.

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 7 років тому +2454

    In {Insert time period here} the {Insert object here} would have completely eroded away.

    • @FlyingBeef.
      @FlyingBeef. 7 років тому +32

      Samovar maker in 6:33 my optimism would have completely eroded away.

    • @greenchairguy
      @greenchairguy 7 років тому +29

      In 2018 the toilets would have completely eroded away.

    • @greenchairguy
      @greenchairguy 7 років тому +31

      In 1 second dabs would have completely eroded away.

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 7 років тому +62

      In 2020 the president Donald trump would have completely eroded away.

    • @eliassilva9159
      @eliassilva9159 7 років тому +37

      Rohan Khubchandani in 2024 the president Kanye West would have been completely eroded away

  • @xxari_grandegamingxxx9884
    @xxari_grandegamingxxx9884 5 років тому +1041

    *Why am I watching this? I’ll be dead 😂*

    • @Valtsuuu
      @Valtsuuu 5 років тому +76

      Because it's interesting as hell.

    • @ihatemylife.5059
      @ihatemylife.5059 5 років тому +20

      Then time travel

    • @RhinoXpress
      @RhinoXpress 5 років тому +25

      We will all be dead.

    • @derranbascom6435
      @derranbascom6435 5 років тому +17

      Maybe we are watching from the future 😂😂

    • @Ayuhwkq
      @Ayuhwkq 5 років тому +10

      At least dead in 2106 :/

  • @JaysCoolThings
    @JaysCoolThings 4 роки тому +608

    "Africa will be divided into two separate landmasses."
    Madagascar: Am I a joke to you?

    • @hzq-yg8bj
      @hzq-yg8bj 4 роки тому +19

      No one cares about Madagascar

    • @dot1904
      @dot1904 4 роки тому +37

      * sad madagascar noises *

    • @inayathalikhan.1230
      @inayathalikhan.1230 4 роки тому +3

      Madagascar ANSER ME
      MADAGASCAR AM I A JOKE TO YOU
      MADAGASCAR WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWWAWAAW
      KENYA FINE wath is it madagascar
      MADAGASCAR SOMEONE IS SAYING HE DOESENT CARE ABOUT ME
      KENYA AM AFRAID YOU HAVE TO ASK TURKEY WE DONT HAVE GOOD KILLERS
      TURKRY I AM NOT GO ING TO ANSER MADAGASACR
      TURKEY OH I JUST HAVE TO KILL hzp12345
      MEXICO KILL hzp12345 WHO DOES NOT LIKE MADAGASACR
      HAPPY MADAGASCAR NOISES
      CHINA ES TE NOLAVE JSJNQ
      EVRYONE AHHHHH CHINA
      TURKEY MABY I WILL KILL hzp12345 TOMMROW
      hzp12345 NO PLEASE
      TOMMROW
      TURKEY OK WORLD HELP ME KILLTHAT
      LATER OK MABY IN 2050

    • @HNL99439
      @HNL99439 4 роки тому

      No madagascar

    • @metalltitan
      @metalltitan 4 роки тому +2

      When Gondwana broke apart Madagascar first moved with India before breaking off of India so technically it's like that Ex regretting breaking up and trying to make amends but just half-assing it.

  • @ItsDelano
    @ItsDelano 2 роки тому +1

    My family was talking about this last night, thx for the info

  • @Tyler-mf1zd
    @Tyler-mf1zd 5 років тому +93

    In 100 years this video will appear in someone’s recommended

    • @mrcapsam4646
      @mrcapsam4646 5 років тому +1

      What about 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p0pppp0p0000000p00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years?

    • @mucag1291
      @mucag1291 5 років тому

      The Retro Gamer 101 r/ihavereddit

  • @tislogic4499
    @tislogic4499 7 років тому +1431

    U telling me I'm gonna die in 1 billion years

    • @gearedgaming1446
      @gearedgaming1446 7 років тому +38

      Or at 100 million or even 500-600 million years

    • @sobversion3
      @sobversion3 7 років тому +28

      shiiid wont even see 2100 lol

    • @pon9997
      @pon9997 7 років тому +7

      LOL u cant become 1 billion years best coment ever XD

    • @MarvinTMB
      @MarvinTMB 7 років тому +23

      When you don't get the logic, like it

    • @Wzkz_YT
      @Wzkz_YT 7 років тому +25

      ZombieKiller that joke just went right over your head

  • @OnefinityAnimationsTSF101
    @OnefinityAnimationsTSF101 4 роки тому +402

    50 000 years later:
    Person 1: IT’S ALMOST NEW YEAR GUYS
    Everyone: 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..(waits another 1 second)
    Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • @michaelg1532
      @michaelg1532 4 роки тому +3

      You'd just have to say "zero" at the end....
      10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..0.. HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • @katjaruggieri3991
      @katjaruggieri3991 4 роки тому +1

      11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 happy new year

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 4 роки тому

      I guess there will be one second in between each year probable called something like the transition second. Mabye they will save it up over the year so it adds up to 6 minutes where we arent in any year.

  • @bounceypoodle1237
    @bounceypoodle1237 2 роки тому +1

    POV: you been loading in to a game for 1billion years

  • @blizzbee
    @blizzbee 3 роки тому +374

    By that point, my UA-cam account will show..
    "Joined Billion years ago"
    ..which is so cool 😎😎😎

    • @61rampy65
      @61rampy65 3 роки тому +28

      Yes, but a UA-cam video will be 10seconds long, with 10 minutes of ads. Oh, wait, its almost that way now....

    • @dedeadam9698
      @dedeadam9698 3 роки тому +2

      You are so dumb youtube wont est after a billion years smh

    • @reveredokay
      @reveredokay 3 роки тому +38

      @@dedeadam9698 you don't even have enough braincells to understand a joke. So who's more stupid. you or him?

    • @southernhawk2661
      @southernhawk2661 3 роки тому +12

      @@dedeadam9698 you are probably gonna be one of those politicians who takes themselves WAY too srsly

    • @warmateo6261
      @warmateo6261 3 роки тому +5

      Damn well you were in UA-cam since 2008, not bad