My family was listening to a hip hop song or something in the car and one of the lyrics was “take that, wind it back, music make your booty go 👏”. My mom says “I don’t think there’s any music that would make my booty do that” and without missing a beat my sister says “not with that attitude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have two answers for this. 1. You’re as sharp as a clay sphere. 2. You’re like a brown dwarf star. Not that hot, not that bright, and pretty darn huge.
Not sure at all if you’re ever going to do another one of these videos, but I have a comeback I would like to share. Context, I am a legally blind woman at the time I was riding on a trolley home from work with my German Shepherd, Seeing Eye, dog, and I was looking at my phone, which was approximately about an inch or two from my face with big print on it I just finished long day of work at my government job and didn’t have patience for people. I usually did but didn’t that day.. The trolley was crowded and a group of young boys probably about 12 or so got on and ended up having to stand in the aisle basically right next to me. That’s so often happens. I’d became a subject of their conversation, though. In this case it wasn’t my dog they were interested in it was whether or not I was blind kids. I had the dog and everything I was blind and couldn’t see but others argued back that it looks like I was using my phone so I couldn’t be blind. This went on for 5-10 minutes with then standing right next to me and talking about me as if I’m not there. On a good day, I might’ve educated them that day was not a good day so after I got tired of listening to them talk, I put down my phone and said, “There’s nothing wrong with my hearing.” All the kids went “OOOH!!” And one said to the ringleader, “She got you good!” It was a deeply satisfying moment. Had I been less tired I would’ve probably offered to answer any questions they might’ve had, but I didn’t. Blindness is a spectrum, people. Still makes me smile though.
I kinda have a comeback story where I didn't say anything. This was freshman year of highschool and it was math class. All of the students have grabbed a super fancy calculator (the one where you can do curves on a graph) from the teachers supply. I booted mine up, ready to go. Later in the class, the teacher asked a multiplication question that was difficult. No one answered so I waited for a bit then plugged it into the calculator, raised my hand and answered. The teacher was proud but one of my classmates mumbled that I was a teacher's pet. The teacher was about to lecture him about respect or something but I just gave the classmate the blunt look I could muster 😑 and held up the calculator. My teacher turned around just in time, laughed and then made a comment about it's a good practice to use the tools we have.
I was working with my mum a year after graduating high school to earn some extra cash, and had known a lot of the people working in her office for a while. One day, one of the coworkers asked "What's that smell?" and without missing a beat, because I've heard my dad say it so often, I said "Your upper lip". The "OOOOOOOOOH" I heard from another coworker just made me crack a smile like Loki in Thor: Ragnarok when he was tied up. Edit: Person at 19:54 pulled a "Who tf did YO hair?" meme before it was a meme and I live for it.
It’s a bit immature but there was some annoying kid in this game we were all playing and at one point, someone called him a virgin(don’t remember if it was me or someone else) he replied “naw I’ve slept with 15 chix” and then I said “all of your sisters?” Someone else followed up with “which one was your mother?” Dude got quiet after that from what I remember
So im really good at thinking of comebacks on the spot, but really bad at trying to remember something ive done before 😂😂 but these 2 come to mind because theyre really recent: So im a sophmore, and my best friend (lets call her V )knows this freshman because shes in her bus. This girl, lets call her ava, is probably top 3 in my list of annoying people. I mean, ava came to my best friend once, and i was there along with 2 other friends. just HEARING ava talk was so annoying, that when she left, my 2 other friends literally said “WTF is wrong with her! Shes so annoying” Mind you, theyd never even met her before. And she is THE BIGGEST gossipper ever! I didnt really know her that well, and once she came looking for V. V wasnt there, and ava just took the opportunity, sat down and started ABSOLUTELY BITCHING about her best friend (now ex best friend, lol). And she KNOWS that im very good friends with her best friend. Her whole grade apparently hates her because shes such a shittalker. Also, shes pleasantly plump (aka shes fat) Ok enough context, now lets get into what happened. Shes one of those girls that just screams out quirky shit, thinking shes funny. Like, shed randomly go “DID NOT EAT. IS NOT EATING. NOT SLAYING.” Some shit like that. Anyway, she (more than) once decided to do that to me. She tried to rhyme something a girl said that rhymed with face, and so she just randomly goes “YOU.. 😮ARE A FACE! 😮” In the weirdest way possible. She is not disabled or anything, idk why she does it. Bro, it took ALL the willpower in me not to say “YOU 😮 OCCUPY SPACE! 😮” 💀💀 Another time, we were eating lunch and she came up to V. Randomly, she points at me and goes “UGH! Did not EAT!” (Eat as in the slang way of saying it, like ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS) I whispered to my friends “She clearly did”. Im not a person that doesnt like confrontation or anything. I just didnt say it because apparently shes actually really insecure about her weight and cries about it a lot, and im not one to immediately make enemies. Its not because i didnt want her spreading rumours about me, i couldnt care less about rumours lol.
For that first story that’s terrible I feel bad for the girl, but don’t get it twisted because I went to school as a white male in a 90% black school, I made some friends but I got picked on a lot for being white throughout my time there so it happens both ways.
My family was listening to a hip hop song or something in the car and one of the lyrics was “take that, wind it back, music make your booty go 👏”. My mom says “I don’t think there’s any music that would make my booty do that” and without missing a beat my sister says “not with that attitude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol nice! Also, that's a line from Ludacris' verse from his 2004 song "Yeah!" he did with Usher and Lil Jon. Really good song.
I have two answers for this.
1. You’re as sharp as a clay sphere.
2. You’re like a brown dwarf star. Not that hot, not that bright, and pretty darn huge.
both of those are great,
but change the first to "your as sharp as a marble" or " a marble is sharper than you" as it rolls of the tongue more easily
not that hot, not that bright, and a large, gassy failure that's right.
Not sure at all if you’re ever going to do another one of these videos, but I have a comeback I would like to share.
Context, I am a legally blind woman at the time I was riding on a trolley home from work with my German Shepherd, Seeing Eye, dog, and I was looking at my phone, which was approximately about an inch or two from my face with big print on it I just finished long day of work at my government job and didn’t have patience for people. I usually did but didn’t that day..
The trolley was crowded and a group of young boys probably about 12 or so got on and ended up having to stand in the aisle basically right next to me. That’s so often happens. I’d became a subject of their conversation, though. In this case it wasn’t my dog they were interested in it was whether or not I was blind kids. I had the dog and everything I was blind and couldn’t see but others argued back that it looks like I was using my phone so I couldn’t be blind.
This went on for 5-10 minutes with then standing right next to me and talking about me as if I’m not there.
On a good day, I might’ve educated them that day was not a good day so after I got tired of listening to them talk, I put down my phone and said,
“There’s nothing wrong with my hearing.”
All the kids went “OOOH!!” And one said to the ringleader, “She got you good!”
It was a deeply satisfying moment. Had I been less tired I would’ve probably offered to answer any questions they might’ve had, but I didn’t. Blindness is a spectrum, people.
Still makes me smile though.
Nice one 😂😂😂,
I kinda have a comeback story where I didn't say anything.
This was freshman year of highschool and it was math class. All of the students have grabbed a super fancy calculator (the one where you can do curves on a graph) from the teachers supply. I booted mine up, ready to go. Later in the class, the teacher asked a multiplication question that was difficult. No one answered so I waited for a bit then plugged it into the calculator, raised my hand and answered. The teacher was proud but one of my classmates mumbled that I was a teacher's pet.
The teacher was about to lecture him about respect or something but I just gave the classmate the blunt look I could muster 😑 and held up the calculator. My teacher turned around just in time, laughed and then made a comment about it's a good practice to use the tools we have.
Great video
I was working with my mum a year after graduating high school to earn some extra cash, and had known a lot of the people working in her office for a while. One day, one of the coworkers asked "What's that smell?" and without missing a beat, because I've heard my dad say it so often, I said "Your upper lip". The "OOOOOOOOOH" I heard from another coworker just made me crack a smile like Loki in Thor: Ragnarok when he was tied up.
Edit: Person at 19:54 pulled a "Who tf did YO hair?" meme before it was a meme and I live for it.
12:14 same here
It’s a bit immature but there was some annoying kid in this game we were all playing and at one point, someone called him a virgin(don’t remember if it was me or someone else) he replied “naw I’ve slept with 15 chix” and then I said “all of your sisters?” Someone else followed up with “which one was your mother?” Dude got quiet after that from what I remember
3:13 mirrors are one of bro's biggest opps
You’d be Ted for sure
So im really good at thinking of comebacks on the spot, but really bad at trying to remember something ive done before 😂😂 but these 2 come to mind because theyre really recent:
So im a sophmore, and my best friend (lets call her V )knows this freshman because shes in her bus. This girl, lets call her ava, is probably top 3 in my list of annoying people. I mean, ava came to my best friend once, and i was there along with 2 other friends. just HEARING ava talk was so annoying, that when she left, my 2 other friends literally said “WTF is wrong with her! Shes so annoying” Mind you, theyd never even met her before. And she is THE BIGGEST gossipper ever! I didnt really know her that well, and once she came looking for V. V wasnt there, and ava just took the opportunity, sat down and started ABSOLUTELY BITCHING about her best friend (now ex best friend, lol). And she KNOWS that im very good friends with her best friend. Her whole grade apparently hates her because shes such a shittalker. Also, shes pleasantly plump (aka shes fat)
Ok enough context, now lets get into what happened. Shes one of those girls that just screams out quirky shit, thinking shes funny. Like, shed randomly go “DID NOT EAT. IS NOT EATING. NOT SLAYING.” Some shit like that.
Anyway, she (more than) once decided to do that to me. She tried to rhyme something a girl said that rhymed with face, and so she just randomly goes “YOU.. 😮ARE A FACE! 😮” In the weirdest way possible. She is not disabled or anything, idk why she does it.
Bro, it took ALL the willpower in me not to say “YOU 😮 OCCUPY SPACE! 😮” 💀💀
Another time, we were eating lunch and she came up to V. Randomly, she points at me and goes “UGH! Did not EAT!” (Eat as in the slang way of saying it, like ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS) I whispered to my friends “She clearly did”.
Im not a person that doesnt like confrontation or anything. I just didnt say it because apparently shes actually really insecure about her weight and cries about it a lot, and im not one to immediately make enemies. Its not because i didnt want her spreading rumours about me, i couldnt care less about rumours lol.
For that first story that’s terrible I feel bad for the girl, but don’t get it twisted because I went to school as a white male in a 90% black school, I made some friends but I got picked on a lot for being white throughout my time there so it happens both ways.
3:32 and everyone clapped
What's "smoothers"?
You’re a Keeley 😁
Anybody who watches hazbin hotel will always remember jambalaya.
3rd comment is wild