I think the one with the plane is the most authentic because it's just the right amount of whacky, goes on for just a little too long, it's just the right amount of jank, and is just far enough removed from the concept to feel perfect.
It would've been better if it didn't crash and the camera just pans to the direction of the plane and we see the world trade center in the distance, then it just cuts off.
On one hand, I’m disappointed that we only saw a snippet of the last animation but on the other, everyone’s horrified reactions coupled with a repeated ‘thud’ in the background was priceless.
@@christianmohammed3728 Well, I bet a person that was alive during Tiananmen Square would probably say the same thing about Tiananmen Square jokes, but here we are in 2021, making Tiananmen Square jokes. Whether you like it or not, every tragedy will be make into a joke.
The way the word strike comes on before the bowling ball slaughters everyone in the Star Wars Scene is just epic Also sorry I didn’t think to add the Timestamp, thank you Enthuast and Luke Lyall for adding them in the replies. Just so more people can see it I will admit here; it is at 13:09.
The one with the tanks referencing Tianamen Square was to me the one that felt most like it would be in a bowling alley as it captured the essence perfectly and was short and to the point, it also displayed the number like most do and was the funniest in my opinion.
It wasnt, the guy was stopping the tanks from leaving tienman, the tanks didnt run him over because they were tasked with protecting the people from a riot funded by the US, a riot that resulted in the torture and killing of several police officers. None of you understand tienmann
Imagine the divorce animation plays when you're at the bowling alley and you have to watch the entire thing every time you get a split before you're able to continue bowling.
@@dragonmaster4556 I mean the "assignment" was to make a offensive bowling alley clip/video. These are intended to be slightly wacky/humorous and not too long to take away from the game.
We need to see the missing film. The reactions were funny but it's like the unsatisfying render challenge when the ball stopped right at the edge of the hole. lol. Love the channel. keep up the great work.
Although it did do a pretty good job of getting the violence across by only producing sound. Showing, rather than… showing. The rule doesn’t exactly work in this context
@@muscle_museum1 The clip shows a domestic dispute and then the sound is of the bowling pin "woman" getting absolutely starched by the Bowling Ball husband. D:
Came back to rewatch this after the newest episode of offensive bowling alley dropped and noticed that at 17:34 all the guys are laughing, and only Jordan is shaking her head. That animation must've been insane.
As a current casino employee.... have you seen the graphics these days. We have slot machines that have eye tracking and give you a 4D experience and it looks 3D without 3D glasses. Kinda how the 3DS worked. And the machine uses sound waves so when you rub you hand in front of the screen, it feels like you're actually making contact with the symbols.
@@gengarchan6986 All these sweet summer children horrified by that gif... oh how I wish I could be as innocent and free of internet inflicted trauma as they are.
Wren's Jesus split had a pretty big reaction on Twitter as a caption gif "Bowling alley tvs be like", they did put credit in the comments but it's a shame a bunch of people will never know Corridor Crew/Wren did the original
I saw a whole bunch of posts on reddit about it, then this popped up in my recommended. Good thing too, considering those reddit posts didn’t credit it
17:11 The faces, the emotion, the movements... They described what they were watching. And they described it in a way that not even watching that animation we'd see it clearer
Unfortunately no. Corridor Digital sometimes does commercial jobs in the film industry, particularly music videos, and they won't release something damaging to their brandname. Too much to lose.
@@ConnorHammond im pretty sure it's the bowling ball beating the life out of the pin based off of the small clip we saw where the ball seemed angry. but that's just a theory A BALL THEORY
So, 9 months after this vid was released, Eonik Animation is now at about 30k subs. I'd say that that Bowling Pin was the best model that guy ever made
33.6k now. If I'd have seen this comment first I wouldn't have had to pause the video and go out of my way, but not a big deal. I was almost kinda hoping the guy would've uploaded a new video describing what suddenly discovering the boom to his sub count was like, and tracking down the source of it and maybe giving thanks or w/e. I think that's such an interesting, kinda beautiful thing about the internet as a whole, but UA-cam specifically is a really good place for and example of that. There's so many of these really old and even long dead channels, that sometimes blow up for some diamond in the rough they uploaded but just didn't get the exposure it deserved at the time, but finds years later. And as evidenced by this, it doesn't even have to be a masterpiece necessarily. It's just this strange, random lottery of almost anything you upload on here. Sometimes it's the algorithm gods smiling upon you and featuring you, sometimes it's just a random search enough people did, or even one specific person who decided to like, sample something and it blows up all over Tiktok or whatever. It's just strange to think about but kinda interesting and beautiful in how chaotic and for the most part, mostly unpredictable it all is.
the bowling ball shooting part I remember at a bowling alley like in the 90s or 2000s. Not so much about shooting JFK but I remember one shooting but it may have been a pin shooting can't fully remember
Just a heads up y’all, there are a lot of people on TikTok right now taking clips directly from the video and not giving proper credit so keep an eye out to make sure our digital crew gets recognized for their work on this.
Eonik animations is actually working on a bowling animation themself as a tribute to the shoutout. Edit: Eonik just realesed his own bowling animation on his channel so go check that out.
Wren's face in horror and despair was sooooo much fun to watch it. And the camera cutting to the guys and you can hear "you hit one" was soooo much fun
It never fails to make me laugh that Natalie's is literally an extremely detailed story that goes on for several minutes. She didn't need to do that but went beyond!
Timestamps for all animations: -(9:14) Wasted ball -(10:00) Ball eagles take down Pin Am -(10:49) Jesus died for our pins -(11:23) Laneroller kills the Youngpins -(12:04) Ball-chan's pins split -(14:43) Tiananpin Alley massacre -(15:09) House of Pins murder -(15:51) President JFK assasspination -(16:42) Bowling ball goes on a "Strike" -(17:09) Ballmestic Violence Feel free to suggest names
@@asclepius7516 shift managers at my theater are responsible for making sure everything is ready to open each day, checking all of the change bags, making sure all the staff are there and ready to work, answering any questions that staff might not know the answer to, answering the phone, issuing refunds or exchanges, dealing with difficult customers, and then doing all of the closing tasks at the end of the day, such as counting and reporting all of the sales for the day, locking up the cash and ticket scanning devices, making sure the building is vacated and locked at the end of the night. As assistant manager, I'm doing some of those things plus interviewing and hiring staff, creating the work schedules, approving time off, plus various technical tasks that I know how to do from my previous experience as a theater projectionist before I started managing. It's similar to most retail management jobs.
When I heard "offensive" and I saw the plane I totally thought it was going a different direction. I also loved how they tried to go for a nineties look but only the plane one had any resemblance of it being released in that era xD
@@isabelvillalobos9118 Same. I thought the planes was gonna be the bowling balls, and the 4 buildings where the pins, with the 4th one being survived from the attacks.
@@ArjunTheRageGuy i was imagining a split animation where the bowling ball was driving the plane & the pins were the towers, but bc it's a split the plane went in between instead of straight to the pins (maybe with the wings getting torn off bc y not)
18:45 Wren's reaction to Jordan's abusive husband pin is everything. What's even funnier is that Sam was already annoyed with her before the smack down, lol!
@@jacewhite8540 I actually thought the plane was going to be filled with pins, then the bowling balls entered and crashed into the trade center made of pins
I genuinely feel like if there was a bowling alley that that allowed animation submissions and was themed specifically for the wacky fun animations, it would be a hit. Imagine a bowling-theater type of thing where every week they would choose a winner of animations and play them until the next one
Imagine a world where there is enough bowlers to care about animations for that to be doable. Licensing is rseal bitch when comes to super complex machines like bowling lanes. Try getting custom animations on a ATM kinda hard. Really need to appeal to the software mfgrs that work with the hardware companies and sell them there.
I love that you can distinguish some unintentional lore (except for the Star Wars and Jesus Christ ones, good luck finding connections with those). It all started as a child, when Ball’s parents divorced. Ball’s dad committed suicide due to being left by his family, and with no real options for work, Ball’s mother starved and Ball was left on the streets. The mafia adopted Ball, and trained him to kill several target pins, including President Trumpin. Soon, Ball left the mafia as he didn’t want to kill anymore, and married a pin. The pin wife soon found out of his past and confronted him about it. Ball was forced to dispatch of her. Now scared to be charged for murder, Ball changes his name to Balll and fled to Chinall (China but ball). He joined the Ballarmy, and commited acts of war like sending a battalion to crash a plane full of pins, and shutting down anti-ball protests in the streets. However, as murderous as ball was, seeing one pin alone on the street, a look of absolute fear on its face(?), Balll was reminded of his childhood and how scared he was on the streets. Unfortunately, the Balleneral (ball general) did not care to sympathize with Balll, and he was removed from the army and left on the streets again. Balll was forced to turn to drugs and soon died due to an overdose on heroin. The end.
@@bigfriki Hire me as a detective? dude i probobley live in a different country then you and i think you should hire a private eye someone that has actual experience in that line of work
Ok. So I started watching (and I subscribed) the other day. Found this one today. I used to work for a company in Tampa that made the motherboards for AMF Bowling Machines...You mentioned the Bowling Cartel. You aren't far from the truth. They have a tight control over those animations. The systems are bought as a package deal. Fun fact: When I was building those boards at K-Byte/Reptron in 1996/7 they were 386 boards. I think they were SX.
Dawg I won't lie, Matt's animation is real af it makes it that more funny, went threw that same shit but I'm blessed and glad my dad didn't take his life, it had my jaw dropped though lmao
Imagine getting invited to a bowling party as a kid, only to have one of your parent’s nightly fights re-enacted by a cartoon pin and a cartoon bowling ball.
"They look like they were made... 30 years ago." If a bowling alley has equipment that's only thirty years old they are considered a glitzy bowling alley. Its fancy if you aren't looking at a monochrome CRT for your score.
@@ccriztoff Eh, no. That's a bit too real and too in poor taste. The domestic violence one, though shocking, was just a general domestic violence animation. Recreating George Floyd's murder would be crossing a whole other line altogether.
@Rich Smith No, it's not gonna be released. You really, really don't want your company associated with DV even as a parody. I actually don't think they should have said who made it, honestly.
After listening to the audio carefully, here’s what I can interpret from what wasn’t shown of the last animation because I’m bored: (WARNING: WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DISCUSS CONTAINS SENSITIVE CONTENT, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED). 17:13 punch strike was accompanied by sound of multiple pins getting knocked down, so I’d imagine maybe she got thrown like a rag doll (thinking of Killer Bean-esq) 17:15 “You hit one!” Is likely shown on screen, as Ball is looking over Pin before proceeding to head towards her 17:17 Beating starts, with Pin trying to beg to Ball to stop 17:21 Pin is now silent, implying he knocked her out by hitting her in the head at least once. 17:2617:29 Sorry for not knowing his name, but the reactions of the guy on the right suggest that these had the biggest impacts on her, with the one at 17:29 turning quite graphic. Everything from hear on out is a repeating hard thud. By the sound effect, I believe he’s either kicking her, or beating her with the 90s phone he was holding in the clip. If it’s the last one, not only does it confirm what I’m theorizing happened at 17:26 and 17:29, but it may be likely that Ball killed her, or gave her some uncomfortably realistic injuries. After the domestic abuse incident ends, all is quiet for a few seconds before some text appears on screen, and the narrator reads aloud: “Bowl Again!” We’re probably focusing on Pin’s unmoving body, either lifeless or scarred, within that long amount of silence while Ball either stares, walks away, or is out of frame. In conclusion, yeah locking this one in the vault was probably the right call for them to do
I think the one with the plane is the most authentic because it's just the right amount of whacky, goes on for just a little too long, it's just the right amount of jank, and is just far enough removed from the concept to feel perfect.
It’s a masterpiece
For those who understand it, daily life will turn upside down 👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖
It would have been perfect if the plane had been painted to resemble a bowling pin.
the tianmen one is just as good
It would've been better if it didn't crash and the camera just pans to the direction of the plane and we see the world trade center in the distance, then it just cuts off.
On one hand, I’m disappointed that we only saw a snippet of the last animation but on the other, everyone’s horrified reactions coupled with a repeated ‘thud’ in the background was priceless.
It’s not on the website either , if that’s any consolation.
Edit: Whoops I wrote consultation when I meant consolation! Lol!
@@Film21Productions consultation
@@djgarcia3071 constipation
@@gabe6475 Yes. That’s what I wrote, thank you.
@@Gak237 conservation
I hate to say this, but for years I’ve always said “I just JFK’d it” when just hitting one pin. This is amazing that you did that wren. Thank you.
*ren**
@@kanedaku no, wren is correct
@@kanedaku is it “get wrecked, or get rekt?”
OMG seriously?!?! that's amazing hahahah
Guess when that happens you could call yourself Lee Harvey Os-bowl
The fact that Eonik Animation went from having 4 subscribers to having over 32,000 thanks to Wren’s shoutout is wild.
33.3
I mean I'd say that sure as heck counts as giving sufficient credit lol
No it isn't. It's the entirely expected outcome
34k now
34.1k
You know they did a good job when you see several of the animations in other places before seeing this actual video on UA-cam
Who didn't?
Ware
@@schhur ware
@@rcv0 me
I keep seeing the anakin one on discord
"We're gonna keep these anonymous"
**immediately tells us what each person is working on**
@@biggiecheeseofficial100 same
@@biggiecheeseofficial100 Same. Maybe it's been enough time that 9/11 jokes aren't as edgy as they used to be.
@@Fakan no, try again in another 20 years.
@@Fakan I was alive when 9/11 happened, when I'm dead? No it was a tragedy that will always be remembered and shouldn't be slandered.
@@christianmohammed3728 Well, I bet a person that was alive during Tiananmen Square would probably say the same thing about Tiananmen Square jokes, but here we are in 2021, making Tiananmen Square jokes.
Whether you like it or not, every tragedy will be make into a joke.
The way the word strike comes on before the bowling ball slaughters everyone in the Star Wars Scene is just epic
Also sorry I didn’t think to add the Timestamp, thank you Enthuast and Luke Lyall for adding them in the replies. Just so more people can see it I will admit here; it is at 13:09.
What stopped you from adding the timestamp?
@@piyushpranav7072 Either the guy forgot or the guy didn't want to, either way it's not your problem and just watch the video.
should be awarded 66 points for that.
i appreciate how the pins kinda looked like veggie tale characters. their eyes tied it all together for me 😭
@@piyushpranav7072 Here you go 13:09
The one with the tanks referencing Tianamen Square was to me the one that felt most like it would be in a bowling alley as it captured the essence perfectly and was short and to the point, it also displayed the number like most do and was the funniest in my opinion.
Ah yes how nothing happened on a certain bowling alley
@RandomSanti based profile picture
@@CoolLink-Zelda ofc the weeb is a german imperialist
Bro what is that pfp-
It wasnt, the guy was stopping the tanks from leaving tienman, the tanks didnt run him over because they were tasked with protecting the people from a riot funded by the US, a riot that resulted in the torture and killing of several police officers. None of you understand tienmann
Imagine the divorce animation plays when you're at the bowling alley and you have to watch the entire thing every time you get a split before you're able to continue bowling.
Right?
I agree it was way to long and wasn’t funny either, almost like someone didn’t understand the assignment or just isn’t funny lol
@@skullandcrutches I also didn't understand why it was in Japanese?
@@skullandcrutches No one ever said they had to be short or even humorous. Cry harder.
@@dragonmaster4556 I mean the "assignment" was to make a offensive bowling alley clip/video. These are intended to be slightly wacky/humorous and not too long to take away from the game.
"I think humor is all about coping with trauma"
-Sam while animating bowling alley animations.
Sam still has trouble sleeping at night when thinking about what happened at Tiannenmen square
I mean he ain’t wrong 🙃
Man, have you ever gotten a gutter ball?
@@kaiserepsilon4011 The real tragedy is a gutter ball in bumper bowling.
@@andymiller1597 -10000 social credit points
Release the offensive cut
i need the offensive cut, the audio is too funny to not go after it
Please we crave it!
We need it rn
The audio is too cursed i wanna see it fully
Same
We need to see the missing film. The reactions were funny but it's like the unsatisfying render challenge when the ball stopped right at the edge of the hole. lol. Love the channel. keep up the great work.
I agree
Although it did do a pretty good job of getting the violence across by only producing sound. Showing, rather than… showing. The rule doesn’t exactly work in this context
@@infiniteplanes5775 Implying rather than showing.
I imagine it goes something like that bottle scene from Pan's Labyrinth
Or the truck that never crashes
I’m surprised no one did a 9/11 one. I was halfway expecting that especially when the plane one came on.
💀💀💀
Would have been perfect for a 7-10 spare.
same
I think they were hesitant because a large swath of Americans would've probably thrown a fit over it, even though it was 20 years ago.
Same
this was too funny, you have to make more lmao
Thanks! Your channel was a big inspiration for my bowling animation!
Hi there hello
Creeper aww man
Nice
I feel like they should have called you for this one.
"You hit one!" *Entire Crew's faces shift in horror* What a fucking hilarious episode, I can't believe that last clip, even if we couldn't see it 😂
Please explain
@@muscle_museum1 they can’t show the last clip cuz of domestic abuse probably
@@muscle_museum1 The clip shows a domestic dispute and then the sound is of the bowling pin "woman" getting absolutely starched by the Bowling Ball husband. D:
@@zackdane275 ...oh
@@CasusUniversum oh damn
Came back to rewatch this after the newest episode of offensive bowling alley dropped and noticed that at 17:34 all the guys are laughing, and only Jordan is shaking her head.
That animation must've been insane.
That's true. 😆😆😝
THAT ENDING. the constant booms. the expressions. perfection.
Honestly, seeing the animation is unnecessary. Their reactions are enough.
I was crying laughing at the last one because they showed enough to set it up
The repeated booms and their reaction to that make me cry with laugh and THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT FUNNY, oh god
Is the bowling ball just murdering the pin or like what eIse is going on? don't get it
@@ringtail5021 it’s domestic abuse
It's even funnier that all we could see of the final clip was the horror on everyone's faces, that was gold
Werner Herzog has some thoughts on it as well. ua-cam.com/video/zRQNFdh7Z34/v-deo.html
@@njl I didn't need to know that
I take it the last one was a joke about violent domestic abuse?
19:13, the difference between girl humor/bro humor.
what was happening on that scene
The last animation being basically censored arguably makes it funnier.
I really wanna see it tho
@@Goatman_Gamer fr me too
I want to see it
No, it doesn’t.. it’s just funnier than not having a last one at all
@@charliesaint you sound fun at parties
The fact that Eonik Animation is still just a down to earth chill dude
Dude has 33k something subscribers right now
@@mujahithakram3158I wonder how much this shoutout helped him?
As a former casino employee, slot machines need a revamp of their animations
As a current one: YES!
You said it sister
Hell no. The last thing we need is to support even more gambling. Those people are already addicted and fucked.
As a current casino employee.... have you seen the graphics these days. We have slot machines that have eye tracking and give you a 4D experience and it looks 3D without 3D glasses. Kinda how the 3DS worked. And the machine uses sound waves so when you rub you hand in front of the screen, it feels like you're actually making contact with the symbols.
@@xtrmn8r16 we had some at my casino before I left. I've only been out for almost 2 years now, but it's crazy how it has evolved!
The "No More Balls" animation kinda feels like one I'd see in an actual bowling alley.
As a ball, I find that animation offensive
As a pin, I want equality for both pins, and balls
That animation is supposed to be Charlottesville right?
That one aged like fucking milk.
@@ChrisD__ yeah holy shit
I’m gonna be honest, when I saw that jet I thought this was going in a completely different direction.
That should've been the spare one, the plane hitting one of the two towers leaving the other one standing
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 that would have been a good one
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 Oml thats messed up af but such a good idea
@@thecommunistdoggo1008 I bet he probs thought of it and decided against it. 100%
I'm guessing that they didn't go with a 9/11 joke, because it's too obvious.
I have an idea for one of these animations:
A bunch of pins are on the Titanic, then a frozen bowling ball hits the ship and it sinks.
Oh How Sad
A better idea:
A plane filled with balls crashes into two large pins
NAW 💀💀💀💀💀@@MariOmor1
@@MariOmor1 ofc an 8 year old
The Bowling gif trend on twitter at the moment make these animations not as obscene as they used to be.
Bowling has been ruined for mw
the animation isnt that bad
@@gengarchan6986 its more insane if anything tbh
@@gengarchan6986 All these sweet summer children horrified by that gif... oh how I wish I could be as innocent and free of internet inflicted trauma as they are.
that gif is goddamn Blue’s Clues compared to these animations
you cannot be that soft
"it looks like it was made 30 years ago"
It doesn't look that old, only in the 90s which was only... Oh no.
i just realized my older sibling is thirty years old
wrong. almost* thirty
@@mackback319 2021 - 1990 = 31 years ago. Maybe next time, champ.
@@ihavepissinmybrain bro no one cares. omg one number off.
@@warbone3k833 I care
Wren's Jesus split had a pretty big reaction on Twitter as a caption gif "Bowling alley tvs be like", they did put credit in the comments but it's a shame a bunch of people will never know Corridor Crew/Wren did the original
I came from that tweet too. Wanted to see more stuff like this
Wren is super good at creating viral VFX, shame it always gets snagged.
I saw someone also posting his satisfying puzzle piece looping video on instagram, thankfully he got credited though
I saw the jfk one on TikTok and had no clue it was these guys, explains a lot lol but the lack of credit sucks
I saw a whole bunch of posts on reddit about it, then this popped up in my recommended. Good thing too, considering those reddit posts didn’t credit it
17:11 The faces, the emotion, the movements... They described what they were watching. And they described it in a way that not even watching that animation we'd see it clearer
I plan to recreate it... somehow...
The footage of them all reacting to the last one, with just the sounds in the background is somehow more shocking than if they'd actually shown it.
It’s the same concept they talk about with horror on react, leaving it imagination
My guess is demesticly abusive bowling ball... In a Tarantino movie.
@@conaireparsons9672 they said something about it being shitty in a literal and metaphorical sense so ig it has something to do with shit?? idk
That was a bowling pin being gruesomely beaten to death
Right? As much as I'd love to see it, I think it's actually funnier this way.
I didn’t want this video to end! More bowling animations!
Ay yo
This man speaking facts.
Wtf I love it vids
The sync man himself have spoke
I guess one could look for more…
Niko: "So I took an airplane..."
Me: "Oh no..."
9/11
I had the same thought😂
@@theprocat719 If there were 11 pins on the lane and you hit 9 of them...
@@jasonchiu272 You are left with 2... 2 planes
They totally could have done it where if you hit two pins then the pins become the twin towers. Probably too offensive tho
"Let's make them offensive"
* A few minutes pass
"I came up with the idea of an airline acciden-"
I hope Eonik Animations is ready… 😅😅😅
Yeah, someone is about to get a teeeny tiny boost methinks.
He's at 139 and it's been less than 5 min from upload
Mr Wren, I say you won this one with the Jesus clip
Bravo sir, bravo 🤣
422 subs after 23 mins
i just subscribed to him
"What is the line between offensive and slightly offensive?"
He asks with tiennanman square in the background
What do you mean? Nothing happened in that square
@@davideaezakmi9530 you have earned 3000 social credit
For those who understand it, daily life will turn upside down 👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖
@@davideaezakmi9530 Based
@@davideaezakmi9530 what square? I don't know any squares
Can we pay to see the last one that was left out?
AGREED
You wouldn’t wanna know how much I would pay to see it.
Unfortunately no.
Corridor Digital sometimes does commercial jobs in the film industry, particularly music videos, and they won't release something damaging to their brandname.
Too much to lose.
Probably on their website
@@MrArchoir it’s not on their website
10:10 Gave me such flashbacks to that janky/nostalgic old veggie tales look, I think you guys nailed it. Hole in one! Touchdown!
If Nat's ended with a loud and upbeat "SPLIT!!!" after it faded to black, it would have been perfect.
Haha yeah I was thinking that too
Splitu!
I was expecting that lmao
@@zombiebrokill6605 the girl who did the Japanese 7-10 split one
@@michaelkrider6890 Girl?
The fact that they don’t show the last one and only show the utter shock and horror on their faces makes it 10 times funnier
That tracks XD
Hearing a mother bludgeon her son to death 🤌
@@ConnorHammond im pretty sure it's the bowling ball beating the life out of the pin based off of the small clip we saw where the ball seemed angry.
but that's just a theory
A BALL THEORY
@@berri-pr7wl This combined with your profile picture is too funny
@@berri-pr7wl you saw the chance and took it
everyone else: how can i make it somewhat offensive but not too bad?
Sam: how can i make Tiannenmen Square even worse?
Best one
@@chocolateman1 I fuckin died, That was SOOOO funny,
T62s bowlin over students and protestors xdddd
But nothing even happened in Tiananmen square in the first place
None of these were even mildly offensive.
Eonik now having 39k subs after this released is a thing of beauty
Wrender-Man bless
So, 9 months after this vid was released, Eonik Animation is now at about 30k subs. I'd say that that Bowling Pin was the best model that guy ever made
9 months after your comment i watched this video. Thanks for looking this up so i don't have to
Ikr
1 year here. Thank you captain
33.6k now. If I'd have seen this comment first I wouldn't have had to pause the video and go out of my way, but not a big deal. I was almost kinda hoping the guy would've uploaded a new video describing what suddenly discovering the boom to his sub count was like, and tracking down the source of it and maybe giving thanks or w/e.
I think that's such an interesting, kinda beautiful thing about the internet as a whole, but UA-cam specifically is a really good place for and example of that. There's so many of these really old and even long dead channels, that sometimes blow up for some diamond in the rough they uploaded but just didn't get the exposure it deserved at the time, but finds years later. And as evidenced by this, it doesn't even have to be a masterpiece necessarily. It's just this strange, random lottery of almost anything you upload on here. Sometimes it's the algorithm gods smiling upon you and featuring you, sometimes it's just a random search enough people did, or even one specific person who decided to like, sample something and it blows up all over Tiktok or whatever.
It's just strange to think about but kinda interesting and beautiful in how chaotic and for the most part, mostly unpredictable it all is.
I wonder if he woke up one day to thousands of emails about new subscribers
As a bowling alley manager, I appreciate you all. This is great.
Oh my god, what if you comossioned them to do actual bowling hit displays? 😱 Maybe not these exact ones (definitely not the last one lol) but yea!
Would you play these? 😂
now to make it even better use it on your bowling alley
We just recently bought an alley. If our system would play these I know some of them would be huge hits!
@@drfrankensteinscreations gosh I wish. Good luck soldier
I wish that the sad japanese bowling animation's ending just said "Split!" enthusiastically
That would have been really funny.
Dude I was waiting for that too lol
In wii sports voice
Splito get
I KNOW I WAS LITERALLY WAITING FOR THE SAME THING
For some reason, I feel like I saw these at an actual bowling alley.
the bowling ball shooting part I remember at a bowling alley like in the 90s or 2000s. Not so much about shooting JFK but I remember one shooting but it may have been a pin shooting can't fully remember
i can only imagine what the last animation looks like, in both literal and metaphorical ways.
Hey should put it onto something that else if not youtube
@@DEFCON1GAMRS they uploaded it to their website, someone else put it up on yt ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@chucksneed1264 Knew it was a rickroll clicked it just incase
@@chucksneed1264 you can't trick me anymore because i know where that link will lead me
@@chucksneed1264 I was so tired I clicked on it, and I could literally not care less.
The Japanese they used for "going through a rough patch" is closer in meaning to "Experiencing a vague patch" and I love it because it's so janky.
Unfortunately I do not know Japanese
@@NatalieRoman What about Chinese?
@@NatalieRoman Speaking Japanese fluently, the jankiness of the google trad text to speech made this 10 times better for me 🤣
Good luck for Sundance !
also the parents speaking so politely to their kid lol
@Miles Doyle Now this is a copypasta!
Just a heads up y’all, there are a lot of people on TikTok right now taking clips directly from the video and not giving proper credit so keep an eye out to make sure our digital crew gets recognized for their work on this.
Bloody content thieves!
Predictable
Don't worry, they'll soon be ripped off TikTok and put on UA-cam shorts.
Circle of life. 😔👌
@@ceneblock and then those youtube shorts will be reposted on instagram, and finally it will get to facebook, the content graveyard
What?! People on Tiktok are stealing content without crediting?! Unheard of!!
Missed opportunity: for knocking over 5 pins, all the pins are lost in the mountains and resort to cannibalizing the other pins
The last one. The faces everyone was pulling was priceless. And such a good ending.
Is it bad I really want to see the last one? Lol
Jordan didn't seem impressed by it.
I'm gonna assume it has something to do with domestic violence....
@@LobbyDaLobster Not in the slightest.
@@LobbyDaLobster She kinda had the same face during most of them though
Eonik's subscriber count: +10,000
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Sam’s execution date is scheduled for November 20th 2021
BING CHILLING MOMENT
That shit was well placed
Yeah, knowing the Chinese government they won't be happy about the Tiananmen Square animation.
@@kugelblitzkrieg bing xi ling*
Time for Xi Jinping to harvest Sam's organs....
Eonik animations is actually working on a bowling animation themself as a tribute to the shoutout.
Edit: Eonik just realesed his own bowling animation on his channel so go check that out.
Yeah, I'm trying my hardest.
@@eonikanimation I believe in you.
@@eonikanimation I’ll create some music/sound for it if you want. Let’s make it epic!
@@analogmike1534 Analog Mike and Eonik Animation
The perfect duo since Robin and Batman
@@eonikanimation hell yeah eonik your doing the lord's work! Keep it up
The fact that we couldn’t see all of this leads to the imagination 17:09
I wanted to see the whole thing so badly!
@@bonzillafilmsgamingsreviews yeah
And with the new one, and them saying he didn’t cut away, it makes it a bit clearer
@@Gnonne E
@@Gnonne i do not understand what you said
If only they knew the beast they've created.
*sadistic wojac face emoji*
@RimSonAir Wtf does sadism have to do with this? Lol
@@ItzSynergyy wasnt talking to you
@@user-tt3lb1yy6i bro your pfp is chaos
Stolen from a 10 year old episode of American Dad, so they didn't create shit, bud.
Wren: “How soon is too soon? I have an idea for bowling and Jesus.”
Me: “Too soon Wren, it’s only been 2000 years.”
2021 years. 😉
@@TheHannahcast under 2000 years, he was older than 21 when he died
@@sonnyboi1761 This is true, he was 33.
@@sonnyboi1761 Doesn't A.D. mean "After Death", tho?
@@TheHannahcast it means Anno Domini...
The obvious winner is the one they couldn't show us.
Petition to see the one we couldn’t see
Did they put it on reddit
@@h3avy62 link?
@@nickymolitoris799 someone found it on their website and posted it ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@chucksneed1264 not even gonna lie you caught me with that one
Still waiting for the uncensored version of the last one : (
I think it’s brutal DV
well yeah, but still I was hoping they actually managed to make at least one offensive animation, but we didn't even get to see if they did
Wren's face in horror and despair was sooooo much fun to watch it.
And the camera cutting to the guys and you can hear "you hit one" was soooo much fun
19:13 the look of shock on everyone's face and the look of disgust from that person on the left, you know that video has to be the best one.
Mission Success
Target Status: Offended
I was just about to comment that exact timestamp lmao
I'm assuming it was repeated domestic abuse
"Guys let's be *wacky* and make offensive animations lolololokollol!"
Dude makes an offensive animation.
Guys: You weren't supposed to do that.
@@dboot8886 "Let's make something offensive"
Dude makes an offensive animation
*Surprised pikachu face*
18:24 I love how the other bowling balls on the road implies that bowling balls are the equivalent of cars in this universe. Good attention to detail
Those were tanks. That's Tank Man from Tiananmen Square lol
@@shadowpoet4398 It's usually a good idea to click on the timestamp before you reply, otherwise you risk making yourself look like an idiot.
@@Aleksandr011 muck
for a second i thought your pfp was an edited selfie made to look disturbing, but no it's the lighting.
How didn’t you already know it was someone driving down a group of protesters
It never fails to make me laugh that Natalie's is literally an extremely detailed story that goes on for several minutes. She didn't need to do that but went beyond!
He*
The comedic timing of the "Strike" in the Star Wars scene was golden
Timestamps for all animations:
-(9:14) Wasted ball
-(10:00) Ball eagles take down Pin Am
-(10:49) Jesus died for our pins
-(11:23) Laneroller kills the Youngpins
-(12:04) Ball-chan's pins split
-(14:43) Tiananpin Alley massacre
-(15:09) House of Pins murder
-(15:51) President JFK assasspination
-(16:42) Bowling ball goes on a "Strike"
-(17:09) Ballmestic Violence
Feel free to suggest names
Missed chance to say "Pinanmen Alley Massacre" T-T
@@jedilavasurvivor9693 Nah, just a bit late now. Your wish is granted.
What was the original name for Pinanmen Alley massacre?
@@SaintBoomber The same but with Tiananmen.
@@nicolaidisnicolareis4839 ah, got it. Thanks!
Thanks for shouting me out
Absolute legend
We salute you
Congrats on the shoutout
Hooray now can you plz shoutout me :) (channel hJ3W3)
Beyond Legend
Petition to have Jordan’s animation revealed
I Honestly think I know what it looks like.
As someone who manages a movie theater, I would love to see you guys do retro movie theater logo intros.
YES
Even THINKING about those retro intros has me wanting to buy an over priced pepsi
@@asclepius7516 shift managers at my theater are responsible for making sure everything is ready to open each day, checking all of the change bags, making sure all the staff are there and ready to work, answering any questions that staff might not know the answer to, answering the phone, issuing refunds or exchanges, dealing with difficult customers, and then doing all of the closing tasks at the end of the day, such as counting and reporting all of the sales for the day, locking up the cash and ticket scanning devices, making sure the building is vacated and locked at the end of the night. As assistant manager, I'm doing some of those things plus interviewing and hiring staff, creating the work schedules, approving time off, plus various technical tasks that I know how to do from my previous experience as a theater projectionist before I started managing. It's similar to most retail management jobs.
"let's make offensive bowling alley animations"
_Niko starts making a plane_
*oh no*
I thought it would involve two pins somehow...
Jet balls can't melt steel pins
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 I thought it would do something about a country in southeastern asia.
@@TherapistJohnMatthews brunei? that's the only one I can think of
@@TherapistJohnMatthews shit im a fucking disgrace its Malaysia isn't it my country almost borders it and i didn't get it 💀
When I heard "offensive" and I saw the plane I totally thought it was going a different direction. I also loved how they tried to go for a nineties look but only the plane one had any resemblance of it being released in that era xD
I'm sure I thought the same thing about the plane
@@isabelvillalobos9118 me too…
@@isabelvillalobos9118 Same. I thought the planes was gonna be the bowling balls, and the 4 buildings where the pins, with the 4th one being survived from the attacks.
@@ArjunTheRageGuy i was imagining a split animation where the bowling ball was driving the plane & the pins were the towers, but bc it's a split the plane went in between instead of straight to the pins (maybe with the wings getting torn off bc y not)
@@monterrang1 ok understandable
The animation with the pins splitting is time I can never get back.
18:45 Wren's reaction to Jordan's abusive husband pin is everything. What's even funnier is that Sam was already annoyed with her before the smack down, lol!
YES LOL
wish i couldve seen it lmao
@@batteryeater69 no cus it has blood, beating, and rape
@@ariano5700 Who cares XD
@@ariano5700 Your point
I think my favorite was the plane crash one, you can FEEL the 90's/Early 2000's programs kicking in.
Very early 2000s for sure. Specifically September 11, 2001.
Holy moly, I thought Niko's airline accident was going to be for a 'split' instead of a strike...
Did you not get the "bird strike joke"? Or are you thinking about the towers
@@jacewhite8540 I actually thought the plane was going to be filled with pins, then the bowling balls entered and crashed into the trade center made of pins
🏙
instant thought
I 100% thought it was going to hit the 'Pin Towers' 😂
I genuinely feel like if there was a bowling alley that that allowed animation submissions and was themed specifically for the wacky fun animations, it would be a hit. Imagine a bowling-theater type of thing where every week they would choose a winner of animations and play them until the next one
Imagine a world where there is enough bowlers to care about animations for that to be doable. Licensing is rseal bitch when comes to super complex machines like bowling lanes. Try getting custom animations on a ATM kinda hard. Really need to appeal to the software mfgrs that work with the hardware companies and sell them there.
"I'm sorry I couldn't be the pin you wanted me to be, kid"
Pure art, in bowling alley form.
Kinda want to see the last one
@@nathanaelrummelhart3478 they showed enough to set it up… I don’t think anyone needs to see the rest lmao
There would definitely be an audience for a bowling alley that played these kind of animations
this could totally be a bowling alley in Vegas!
@@XaxtonRevolution2 I'll think about it.
It's me
I'm that audience
Might not survive the bowling cartel.
@@XaxtonRevolution2 If so then they'll see me in 5 to 15 minutes
I love that you can distinguish some unintentional lore (except for the Star Wars and Jesus Christ ones, good luck finding connections with those). It all started as a child, when Ball’s parents divorced. Ball’s dad committed suicide due to being left by his family, and with no real options for work, Ball’s mother starved and Ball was left on the streets. The mafia adopted Ball, and trained him to kill several target pins, including President Trumpin. Soon, Ball left the mafia as he didn’t want to kill anymore, and married a pin. The pin wife soon found out of his past and confronted him about it. Ball was forced to dispatch of her. Now scared to be charged for murder, Ball changes his name to Balll and fled to Chinall (China but ball). He joined the Ballarmy, and commited acts of war like sending a battalion to crash a plane full of pins, and shutting down anti-ball protests in the streets. However, as murderous as ball was, seeing one pin alone on the street, a look of absolute fear on its face(?), Balll was reminded of his childhood and how scared he was on the streets. Unfortunately, the Balleneral (ball general) did not care to sympathize with Balll, and he was removed from the army and left on the streets again. Balll was forced to turn to drugs and soon died due to an overdose on heroin.
The end.
Seeing what Jordan did with Spiderman rated R, I can only imagine how brutal his last animation must've been
My guess is that the boiling ball was beating his pin wife
What if the lady pin was bleeding or every hit was chipping away at it
@@rupaotherstuff596 and why does that matter? No seriously why is that important.
@@The_Blue_Otaku I think my wive is cheating on me, can I hire you as detective?
@@bigfriki Hire me as a detective? dude i probobley live in a different country then you and i think you should hire a private eye someone that has actual experience in that line of work
I really thought the Strike animation with the plane would involve a bunch of skyscrapers.
But maybe it was TOO offensive for an american audience :p
It could have passed the censor for a split: two very familiar sky scrapers, and then the plane plainly flies between and misses both.
nah for the spare have the tower be pins and the bowling hit both lmao
Thing is, I think the way it was done is kinda genius. After all, a plane hitting a bird is referred to as a bird strike.
Hell no I would have done it.
A plane hitting one tower and leaving the other would have been a good animation for 'spare'
Everyone: Short Animation
Nat: DEPRESSING MOVIE
WREN: *I have been promoted to customer*
that one person: "you hit one"
Ok. So I started watching (and I subscribed) the other day. Found this one today. I used to work for a company in Tampa that made the motherboards for AMF Bowling Machines...You mentioned the Bowling Cartel. You aren't far from the truth. They have a tight control over those animations. The systems are bought as a package deal. Fun fact: When I was building those boards at K-Byte/Reptron in 1996/7 they were 386 boards. I think they were SX.
"The next hot thing is going to be bowling ball animations."
Well you're not wrong...
Go back to the flames from whence you came
HELP
Imagine getting a split, and then being forced to sit through the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
XD
Omg 😳
you're damn right
What I don't get it
I love the premise of this video 😂
This idea originally came from a commenter in an older vid, which they liked. Glad they actually made a video out of it.
Hey cool seeing you here!
I thought they'd do george floyd lmao
oh shit hey i own a ring from you :)
Dude cool rings
Dawg I won't lie, Matt's animation is real af it makes it that more funny, went threw that same shit but I'm blessed and glad my dad didn't take his life, it had my jaw dropped though lmao
Bowling ball animations are relevant now for the worst possible reason
So you've seen it too. For those who don't know what we're talking about, you're better off not knowing.
Is this a support group?
Ironically, I watched this just a few days before I *saw it*
NO. NO YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT that ARE YOU?
@@ALLYOUNEEDAREBALLS He is.
"They look like they were made 30 years ago"
THATS BECAUSE THEY *WERE* MADE 30 YEARS AGO
Maybe they meant that they looked already old in the 2000's
I was so confident they were going to be like "if you want to see the final animation you can go to our website"
That was my thought as well. Missed opertunity.
Right?! Hahaha
I bet it’s so bad that they’re ashamed to ask people to go watch it xD
Unfortunately, the Jordan cut was not in the website too :(
@@gooserken8118 it was soo bad that it was cut from the website too.
We want the full version of the last one lmao
The guy that said no metaphors at all literally had needles sticking out of his bowling ball
His name is Sam.
Спасибо товарищ
That's not a metaphor. That's a bowling ball that does heroin.
LENIN WAS RIGHT, YOU RUINED THE WONDERFUL DREAM OF THE SOVIET UNION
When he said “I want to make a plane accident with the bowling animation” I was like
…you’re gonna do a 9/11 joke arent you-
That'd be very offensive.
It would be a perfect if it played after you get a spare on a 7/10 split.
Was thinking if you missed the split it's a bowling ball with wings flying inbetween the twin towers
@@xedstatemanx I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought this lol 😂
I thought that was flight 93 or whatever going down in the field?
Imagine getting invited to a bowling party as a kid, only to have one of your parent’s nightly fights re-enacted by a cartoon pin and a cartoon bowling ball.
I am not the only one who thought the strike was gonna be a 9/11 animation
"They look like they were made... 30 years ago."
If a bowling alley has equipment that's only thirty years old they are considered a glitzy bowling alley. Its fancy if you aren't looking at a monochrome CRT for your score.
My local bowling alley has touch screens you can order food and cocktails from at every lane but they still use the same shitty animations
@@Rock4896 its cause big bowling owns the animations
you guys have screens to track your scores?
Would be nice to see a “slightly offensive series”
19:13 That cold disapproving stare from Jordan just says it all
i thought you were referring to Jordan(M)
@@ccriztoff Eh, no. That's a bit too real and too in poor taste. The domestic violence one, though shocking, was just a general domestic violence animation. Recreating George Floyd's murder would be crossing a whole other line altogether.
@@ccriztoff Oh, so you're on of THOSE people. Blocked.
SNL ripped you off tonight
You can't trademark ideas
"Jesus died for our pins" is one of the smartest jokes I've ever heard
Sad
Idk about one of the smartest jokes I've ever heard, but it made me chuckle
puns
Must not have heard many smart jokes then
Amen
I clicked for JFK and got Tianamen Bowling Balls and highly offensive crucifixion.
And censored pin & bowling ball domestic violence.
There was jfk
Boo hoo
Religion is a scurge on the human race
@@robsan5410 who asked you to be here
-100000 social credit
Their reactions to the one they couldn't show plus the sound in the background is even funnier than seeing the actual animation
Wren looked like his soul left his body
@Rich Smith corridor answer us.
@Rich Smith not even on their website, Nat said they won't release the Jordan cut.
@Rich Smith No, it's not gonna be released. You really, really don't want your company associated with DV even as a parody. I actually don't think they should have said who made it, honestly.
After listening to the audio carefully, here’s what I can interpret from what wasn’t shown of the last animation because I’m bored:
(WARNING: WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DISCUSS CONTAINS SENSITIVE CONTENT, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).
17:13 punch strike was accompanied by sound of multiple pins getting knocked down, so I’d imagine maybe she got thrown like a rag doll (thinking of Killer Bean-esq)
17:15 “You hit one!” Is likely shown on screen, as Ball is looking over Pin before proceeding to head towards her
17:17 Beating starts, with Pin trying to beg to Ball to stop
17:21 Pin is now silent, implying he knocked her out by hitting her in the head at least once.
17:26 17:29 Sorry for not knowing his name, but the reactions of the guy on the right suggest that these had the biggest impacts on her, with the one at 17:29 turning quite graphic.
Everything from hear on out is a repeating hard thud. By the sound effect, I believe he’s either kicking her, or beating her with the 90s phone he was holding in the clip. If it’s the last one, not only does it confirm what I’m theorizing happened at 17:26 and 17:29, but it may be likely that Ball killed her, or gave her some uncomfortably realistic injuries.
After the domestic abuse incident ends, all is quiet for a few seconds before some text appears on screen, and the narrator reads aloud: “Bowl Again!” We’re probably focusing on Pin’s unmoving body, either lifeless or scarred, within that long amount of silence while Ball either stares, walks away, or is out of frame.
In conclusion, yeah locking this one in the vault was probably the right call for them to do
Oh god…
The "Jesus died for our pins" pun left me legitimately speechless