I think Dave is a kind person. When I was in college I lived in Yellowsprings with my girlfriend at the time. She worked at this shop called the Emporium in the heart of the village. I'd get a discount when i shopped there, so I went in to pick out a bottle of wine for a Newyears Eve party. Dave came in and browsed the wine alongside me while I tried not to flip out like the Dave worshipper I am. I knew he didn't like that shit, and he wouldn't get it from me. Eventually he asked me what was good, and as a joke I pointed to this $250 bottle and said "this one's gotta be decent, right?" He grabbed a few bottles went to the counter to pay. After they were bagged up, he left one behind and shouted over to me "hey man, happy New Year" and pointed at the bottle he left on the counter as he walked out of the shop. I shouted a "Thanks Dave!" but I don't think he heard me. I still think about it pretty often, and the wine. It was damn good.
I live near Yellow Springs, between YS and Xenia, and I see Dave a lot through the years. We're not buddies or anything, but he always been nice to me, my wife, and my mom. Once I was sitting inside Dino's talking with Dave and Brad and watching the World Cup. A couple from England was sitting with us explaining the rules to as at the game went along. Hell, his wife and my wife talked a few years ago about their Porsche Cayenne and how well they liked it as parents because my wife and I were thinking of starting a family and wanted to replace her sedan with an SUV.
“She literally squatted up, like, over him and um proceeded to…y’know create water, right? from her lady parts uh y’know onto uh, onto him after he got beat up” I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did. So good.
I saw him live when I was a freshman in high school, the first tour when he first came back after his hiatus. I’d never even seen a standup show live before and it was so awesome, besides there being this heckler who got kicked out and the ladies in front of me were screaming
This opened my eyes, somehow I feel more comfortable knowing that keeping it real is not how you engage with the world successfully. Focus your mind and play the game, let's go..
If I actually picked a fight for every time I was called "well spoken" and "articulate" in corporate settings.....I'd have a pretty big rap sheet lol. Shit still pisses me off to hear that. but, like my moms always told me, you gotta pick your battles. And that's real. lol
@@stephaniebedworth2470 well, let's examine some current issues. Who thinks minorities are unable to obtain an ID? Who thinks the standards for college entry should be lowered for minorities? Who thinks job hiring quotas based purely on race rather than skill is a good thing? Conservatives and libertarians believe people of all ethnicities that are struggling should be given a hand UP. While liberals want to give a hand OUT. The difference being a hand up implies the person only needs to be shown how to succeed, where the hand out implies the person is unable to be successful. Classic liberals would tend to agree with the libertarians and conservatives on this. However most liberals today are far from classic liberals. Have a nice day 😀
.....have you considered that you may actually have an objectively good command of the language? and that your bosses or co-workers notice this? and in fact, you ARE quite articulate and well-spoken compared to most of the people they run into professionally on a day-to-day basis? And in fact it has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else?
I'm gonna keep commenting this recommendation until I get the notification that you actually did it. You gotta do the Sesame Street spin off they did on the Chappelle show called "Kneehigh Park" it has q-tip in it as well
@@LeviathanRX i specifically did like this specific video for this specific purpose you specifically stated lmaoo you're quite literally correct my good sir
One of my martial arts instructors used to tell us to walk away from situations like the second one. He said if you ever doubt the advice then just think what will happen whether you win or lose. If you win then you're likely going to prison for starting a fight, will probably have to pay damages and now you have a violent offense on your record. If you lose then you might die, suffer life changing injuries, will look like an idiot and you might still get a criminal record for starting a fight. Unless someone throws a punch you should walk away.
take a look at great moments in hookup history, one of the best and ridiculous sketches ever made. the praise for the best of the worst people trying to get some ass was such a great concept
That dude making out with Darius's Grandma Dave discovered because he could say this weird phrase pretty fast in repetition, so Dave hired him. He's been in several skits; pretty cool start for the guy considering I think he was either just on the street, or it was just in passing. I used the keeping it real goes wrong as a lesson from the school of hard knocks without having to get the full blown experience of them yourself! lol
Ive never seen a bad comment about Dave Chappelle from people who have met him. Except for maybe back in the day when people would walk up to him 40 times a day and say "I'm Rick James Bitch!".
It is the same thing that is great about Eminem and Dre Guilty Conscious, Most think Eminem is playing the devil, but if you watch and listen Eminem does not do evil idea, he does bad idea followed by worse idea.
The whole wring number thing really shows it's age (not that it isn't still funny) cause now it's wrong number texts lol. I get them every once in a while. I usually just let them know they got the wrong person. I'd say 50% of the time they don't respond, but the other 50% actually are pretty nice and thank me for letting them know.
When blacks own and control their own opportunities they can express moods in certain situations. When whites are providing you employment, we have to behave to their acceptance and appropriation.
DONT FORGET TO LIKE THE VIDEO! , we all know he deserves the likes. We have to support our favorite content creators by liking the videos. I always do it in the beginning so I don’t forget.
When folks start to talk a certain way in order to make a connection, usually they mean well but it’s a failed attempt. I never take it personal, I recognize the offending party meant well. So I let it go and speak in a vernacular above them. They’ll usually figure it out. It’s no big deal. I’ve gotten the “ese” thing from both blacks and whites. Like I said, the intention wasn’t bad, just a bad execution of an attempt to break the ice.
Molding your phrasing to sound familiar is a Psychological Tactic, Cops will talk different interacting with kids on the Street vs old man Jenkins and his cat stuck in a 8 foot tree. That said... When people are bad at choosing their mannerisms, it's 10x more awkward; So it's a double edged sword.
I think you would really enjoy his episodes on the Rogan podcast. Ya really get to know Dave and who he really is. Great stuff. The, I believe, most recent one he did, shortly after the Netflix special came out, is my favorite
"I don't speak this way so....."..how exactly the hell do you know the cop doesn't speak like that all the time because HE is from "there".. black guy gets pulled over by the cops..for some reason assumes he has right to determine the speach pattern or accent the cop must have..this is how issues arise..they start with someone finding a reason to have a problem..
As a non-American I have no idea what an “Uncle Tom” is. Can anyone explain this please? I hear it so often in a certain context but don’t fully understand.
It’s used as an insult to Black Americans implying they are overly subservient or accommodating to white people. It comes from a book called Uncle Toms Cabin that came out in the 1850s.
I was at a party once just meeting people, and the owner of the house got mad at me for "talking to one of his homegirls". I thought this was strange and apologized. Then he shoved me, so I shoved back and decided to leave. He followed me out and I redded out, I guess an ambulance was called. Shit, I hope that dude's okay. I woke up with bloody handprints on the wall. I still feel terrible. I walked home safe though. So there's that. I still don't understand the conflict. I was only a guest at his party. I was there with my girlfriend. Keeping it real went very wrong for him.
@@FourFingeredMan that was an anger blackout. Again, I hope he's okay. But he should have chosen his battles a bit more wisely. You have no clue what I do. Don't follow me.
@@FourFingeredMan BTW, how is the problem of "talking to one of his homegirls" not registering? It's so absurd. I was in a group of like 8 people. My girlfriend was next to me. I married her. What is the defense here?
I think Dave is a kind person. When I was in college I lived in Yellowsprings with my girlfriend at the time. She worked at this shop called the Emporium in the heart of the village. I'd get a discount when i shopped there, so I went in to pick out a bottle of wine for a Newyears Eve party. Dave came in and browsed the wine alongside me while I tried not to flip out like the Dave worshipper I am. I knew he didn't like that shit, and he wouldn't get it from me. Eventually he asked me what was good, and as a joke I pointed to this $250 bottle and said "this one's gotta be decent, right?" He grabbed a few bottles went to the counter to pay. After they were bagged up, he left one behind and shouted over to me "hey man, happy New Year" and pointed at the bottle he left on the counter as he walked out of the shop. I shouted a "Thanks Dave!" but I don't think he heard me. I still think about it pretty often, and the wine. It was damn good.
I live near Yellow Springs, between YS and Xenia, and I see Dave a lot through the years. We're not buddies or anything, but he always been nice to me, my wife, and my mom. Once I was sitting inside Dino's talking with Dave and Brad and watching the World Cup. A couple from England was sitting with us explaining the rules to as at the game went along. Hell, his wife and my wife talked a few years ago about their Porsche Cayenne and how well they liked it as parents because my wife and I were thinking of starting a family and wanted to replace her sedan with an SUV.
Awesome story man. Love that! I can’t believe you kept your cool. I had such a hard time when I ran into Mike Bibby and Chris Mullin a long time ago.
That "Granny don't!" line is one of my favorites in the whole series.
10:20 - every time I see 'Brenda' in the show Power or Power 2: Ghost I'm reminded of this skit. 20 years later and it's still funny
One of the most entertaining people to have ever lived and it’s not over yet! I’m here for the ride and loving it! ❤️🇦🇺
Vernin Franklin, Once a heartwarming story of perserverence.........
Also Vernin - WU-TANG!!!!!!!
That line kills me everytime
“She literally squatted up, like, over him and um proceeded to…y’know create water, right? from her lady parts uh y’know onto uh, onto him after he got beat up” I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did. So good.
The look on his face when he saw that made me laugh right before he even said that xD
I know there's a lot of setups like this but the narrator reminded me so much of Em & Dre's Guilty Conscience 😅
This show is just a treasure trove of great bits. Or as he rants on one episode "skit and skits and skits"
It’s skeet bro
You can't say skeet on the radio.
@@jcdagoat0824 . X. K
@@jcdagoat0824 There's an episode where he talks about how comedy sketches are being called "skits"
@@LeviathanRX I must’ve missed that one, my bad.
These skits did more for young black men than any "scared straight" program ever invented.
It always cracks me up when he does the DMX bark
That's why I love Dave's comedy it was more than jokes it made you think
BTW I've met Dave a couple times in public and he's ALWAYS been cool af.
I saw him live when I was a freshman in high school, the first tour when he first came back after his hiatus. I’d never even seen a standup show live before and it was so awesome, besides there being this heckler who got kicked out and the ladies in front of me were screaming
No you didn’t
Noway! How did I forget these.I only use this, when keeping it real goes wrong,saying on a regular.
you should do "the best of Paul Mooney -- Chappelle show " next!
Oh, Lord. Yes!
FACTS
The point of this sketch is not that the racism is no big deal, the point is it's not worth it. The wise man chooses his battles.
This opened my eyes, somehow I feel more comfortable knowing that keeping it real is not how you engage with the world successfully. Focus your mind and play the game, let's go..
I remember when I overheard a "what does NWA stand for?" Conversation......I looked at them they looked at me lol conversation ended
Dave, Keanu, and Post Malone are the nicest celebrities out there!!
If I actually picked a fight for every time I was called "well spoken" and "articulate" in corporate settings.....I'd have a pretty big rap sheet lol. Shit still pisses me off to hear that. but, like my moms always told me, you gotta pick your battles. And that's real. lol
That's called the "soft bigotry of low expectations", my friend. It's disgusting. And a prominent trait of liberals 🤷♂️
LOL It's a prominent trait of humans in general.
@@stephaniebedworth2470 well, let's examine some current issues. Who thinks minorities are unable to obtain an ID? Who thinks the standards for college entry should be lowered for minorities? Who thinks job hiring quotas based purely on race rather than skill is a good thing? Conservatives and libertarians believe people of all ethnicities that are struggling should be given a hand UP. While liberals want to give a hand OUT. The difference being a hand up implies the person only needs to be shown how to succeed, where the hand out implies the person is unable to be successful. Classic liberals would tend to agree with the libertarians and conservatives on this. However most liberals today are far from classic liberals. Have a nice day 😀
.....have you considered that you may actually have an objectively good command of the language? and that your bosses or co-workers notice this? and in fact, you ARE quite articulate and well-spoken compared to most of the people they run into professionally on a day-to-day basis? And in fact it has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else?
I have also been called well-spoken and articulate dozens of times. Perhaps you really are just well-spoken and articulate?
You terribly mistaken Dave Chappelle is one of the nicest coolest comedian you could ever meet
in colorado you can carry a concealed weapon. So no telling who has a piece!
I'm gonna keep commenting this recommendation until I get the notification that you actually did it. You gotta do the Sesame Street spin off they did on the Chappelle show called "Kneehigh Park" it has q-tip in it as well
“Create water from her lady parts” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
gawd i gotta rewatch the chappelle show, so funny
this specific type of specific content is specifically specified towards my specific humor...specifically ☝
If I were to be specific I would assume you specifically liked this video for this specific purpose.
@@LeviathanRX i specifically did like this specific video for this specific purpose you specifically stated lmaoo you're quite literally correct my good sir
My grandfather called this "act like you have some sense"
One of my martial arts instructors used to tell us to walk away from situations like the second one. He said if you ever doubt the advice then just think what will happen whether you win or lose. If you win then you're likely going to prison for starting a fight, will probably have to pay damages and now you have a violent offense on your record. If you lose then you might die, suffer life changing injuries, will look like an idiot and you might still get a criminal record for starting a fight.
Unless someone throws a punch you should walk away.
take a look at great moments in hookup history, one of the best and ridiculous sketches ever made. the praise for the best of the worst people trying to get some ass was such a great concept
oh your face man, priceless.
"Officer Hopkins" on the TV series Sanford and Son
I specifically keep it real... Specifically for this Specific type of content. This was great. Slap me some skin............
Tron Law and Order needs to be the next react, one of the best, most quotable skits
In GA right now, and yea i wouldn’t recommend messing with random people either.
I can't wait for you to react to the R.Kelly sketches by Chappelle. Me and hubby still make references to it😂
I grew up in that place that you weren't from. I talked like I was from where I was from.
My favorite part was Dave yelling Wu-Tang afterwards
Your Video Content Is Amazing.
Get the big ones. F'ing Right! Lol.
You need to smoke a little and relax. You know you’re watching some of the funniest shit ever.
Vernon's mentor seems to have made a simple mess up. He seems to have known him for six years, and this is the only time this has happened
Yass you did it 🔥🔥 how did i miss this lol 😂
You need to follow this up with greatest moments in hook up history. I love these style of sketches.
That dude making out with Darius's Grandma Dave discovered because he could say this weird phrase pretty fast in repetition, so Dave hired him. He's been in several skits; pretty cool start for the guy considering I think he was either just on the street, or it was just in passing.
I used the keeping it real goes wrong as a lesson from the school of hard knocks without having to get the full blown experience of them yourself! lol
Man I miss this show 😪
F that, I don’t like people playing on my phone😂😭😄
GRANNY DON'T! 🤣
"Don't mess with people in, like, Georgia where everyone has a firearm. oof"
Yeah, but also, don't mess with people in any other area either?
Granny No!!!!! 😂😂😂
The Boondocks
Stinkmeaner vs Grandpa 1
Hateful
"when codeswitching goes wrong"
Agree from Kansas and I'd say at least half the people I know carry a firearm on them or at least in their cars
been dying to see this one!
Ive never seen a bad comment about Dave Chappelle from people who have met him. Except for maybe back in the day when people would walk up to him 40 times a day and say "I'm Rick James Bitch!".
There are 3 very short skits called greatest moments in hookup history that are probably too short for reaction but must see bits.
It is the same thing that is great about Eminem and Dre Guilty Conscious, Most think Eminem is playing the devil, but if you watch and listen Eminem does not do evil idea, he does bad idea followed by worse idea.
Wait. MrLBoyd are you saying do not scream Wu Tang in the board room
LOL I can confirm, most people in Ga have guns and d we do practice with them. 😂
I usually keep it real, but there are times to keep it slightly less real lol
Chappelle on Paul Mooney
The whole wring number thing really shows it's age (not that it isn't still funny) cause now it's wrong number texts lol. I get them every once in a while. I usually just let them know they got the wrong person. I'd say 50% of the time they don't respond, but the other 50% actually are pretty nice and thank me for letting them know.
Boondocks S3, EP: It's a Black President, Huey Freeman. The whole episode. Narrated by Warner Hertzog. No shit.
"Wrap it up box" next.
When blacks own and control their own opportunities they can express moods in certain situations. When whites are providing you employment, we have to behave to their acceptance and appropriation.
Slow motion
DONT FORGET TO LIKE THE VIDEO! , we all know he deserves the likes. We have to support our favorite content creators by liking the videos. I always do it in the beginning so I don’t forget.
When folks start to talk a certain way in order to make a connection, usually they mean well but it’s a failed attempt. I never take it personal, I recognize the offending party meant well. So I let it go and speak in a vernacular above them. They’ll usually figure it out. It’s no big deal. I’ve gotten the “ese” thing from both blacks and whites. Like I said, the intention wasn’t bad, just a bad execution of an attempt to break the ice.
Molding your phrasing to sound familiar is a Psychological Tactic, Cops will talk different interacting with kids on the Street vs old man Jenkins and his cat stuck in a 8 foot tree.
That said... When people are bad at choosing their mannerisms, it's 10x more awkward; So it's a double edged sword.
Good morning
Wu Tang!!!!
I hope you re-do some of the sketches that you only saw half of.
Such a sheltered dude. How have you not seen these?
I think you would really enjoy his episodes on the Rogan podcast. Ya really get to know Dave and who he really is. Great stuff. The, I believe, most recent one he did, shortly after the Netflix special came out, is my favorite
Hey MrLboyd could you react to Mac Lethal's 27 styles of rapping I think you'd really enjoy it
Will Smith Kept it Real!! 😆
"I don't speak this way so....."..how exactly the hell do you know the cop doesn't speak like that all the time because HE is from "there"..
black guy gets pulled over by the cops..for some reason assumes he has right to determine the speach pattern or accent the cop must have..this is how issues arise..they start with someone finding a reason to have a problem..
some people pay a lot of money for that.
I don't know what your background is, MrLBoyd. I just get the impression sometimes, your subs Set you up and you don't know you're watching comedy🤔
Can you please react to
You can't deny it By Lisa stansfield
Please
Have to learn how to keep it real, but in corporate language.
As a non-American I have no idea what an “Uncle Tom” is. Can anyone explain this please? I hear it so often in a certain context but don’t fully understand.
It’s used as an insult to Black Americans implying they are overly subservient or accommodating to white people. It comes from a book called Uncle Toms Cabin that came out in the 1850s.
@@matthaft2048 Thanks for the info! 👍 it sounded like it was used in that context but I didn’t wanna just assume anything 🤞
;/ i don't like my phone, let alone people play'an on mah phone.
How did you know that cop doesn't speak like that all the time? You know him?
Pretty sure the narrator is the same guy who narrates idiocracy.
I was at a party once just meeting people, and the owner of the house got mad at me for "talking to one of his homegirls". I thought this was strange and apologized. Then he shoved me, so I shoved back and decided to leave. He followed me out and I redded out, I guess an ambulance was called. Shit, I hope that dude's okay. I woke up with bloody handprints on the wall. I still feel terrible. I walked home safe though. So there's that. I still don't understand the conflict. I was only a guest at his party. I was there with my girlfriend. Keeping it real went very wrong for him.
i mean it went wrong for him but it sounds like you have the bigger overall issue if your "redding" out and hurting people lol
@@FourFingeredMan that was an anger blackout. Again, I hope he's okay. But he should have chosen his battles a bit more wisely. You have no clue what I do. Don't follow me.
I was leaving. How is that an anger issue? The fight apparently happened in the hallway. I only defended myself. It's not like I killed the moron.
@@FourFingeredMan BTW, how is the problem of "talking to one of his homegirls" not registering? It's so absurd. I was in a group of like 8 people. My girlfriend was next to me. I married her. What is the defense here?
of course you got pulled over when you were younger.
how you gonna get pulled over when you're older
I really wish you wouldn't make the your video transparent. It is VERY hard to see it. Ok bro?
Gimmie some skin?? What is it 1976??
This guy doesn’t know what actors do and thinks Chappelle show is a documentary. Im not even exaggerating watch his videos.
This guy doesn’t know what actors do