"MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS GUY?! First the sandwiches, now laughing evilly while he’s off to have an affair?! Even Darth Vader would be like… 'Dude, you’re a fucking ass!'"| God, I loved that. That and this: "Oh, no, he’s been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!"
So the postman: -cheats on his wife -throws away sandwiches she made for him -laughs evily after yelling at her and while he goes off to have an affiar -leaves the search of a missing child so he can have sex This guy isn't just an asshole, he has no soul.
6:19 i can make my own gilligans island parody intro for that god awful remake of the haunting They stayed in a haunted house fear experiment, with insomniac, the doctor too, the doorkeeper and his wife, the hot bi one, the slacker and two assistants, here on hill house!
E.G. Marshall..... He was the host of CBS Radio Mystery Theater. As soon as I heard his voice, I knew who he was. As far as the vet's room.... who keeps a Cobra?! These things are POISONOUS!
When you have a nightmare, and your older brother sleeps with you in the room, you always go to him to get comfort. It makes you feel safer from the bad dreams you're having. Sometimes you do it with your parents, and sometimes with your brothers.
moonmaiden6546 I was like 4 or 5 and my brother was like 6 or 7 and we used to sleep together sometimes in his double bed and have pillow fights. That's what siblings do.
I agree. Doug Walker seems strangely obsessed with little kids showing affection to each other and little kids' crotches. And yes, I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic, I mean Doug Walker.
You know, the first time I was watching this, I was wondering if Becka actually was Shelley Duvall or just channeling Shelley Duvall. Funnily enough, Critic keeps calling her Olive Oyl, and she actually played her in the Popeye movie. Small world, huh? :D
9:35 No, Maine isn't sick. He's just misunderstood. I mean who wouldn't want all the AI in project freelancer all to himself so that they can attain metastability? What, do you have something against mutes NC?
***** Yeah, I kinda figured (it didn't look like a Komodo dragon; Komodos are bigger and stockier if I recall correctly). Still, are there really people who keep goannas as pets? Somehow, "big Australian mosasaurus-type lizard" doesn't strike me as a common pet :\
One of my best friends as a teenager had a mother who collected dolls, and she had a room in their house just like the one shown in this movie. I honestly didn't think much of it, but it does seems strange that someone would keep a collection like that at their workplace.
8:10 And possibly had Sean Connery as a substitute,once or twice. (From when Sean played as Henry Jones Sr. from "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE) I have to admit that part in the movie (indiana jones) was pretty damn funny... Using an umbrella to scare a flock of seabirds to take out a Nazi Fighter plane... I still think its funny to this day... (I'm 17 years old)
Y'know, I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten around to reviewing Carrie, Christine, Room 1408 or the most popular of the SK's mini-series, the Stand. I love to hear his comical input of those.
6:19 - 6:40 - Stephen King's Maine song 9:00 - "ZUUL, MOTHERFUC- *door slams* OW! Son of a BITCH, ow!" 11:58 - "No, no. The correct response is: THE FLYING FUUUUUUUUUU-!?" Those are the funniest bits of this part, in my opinion! XD
The reason King wrote about alcoholics so much was because he was one. It almost ruined his life before he got past it. As for him writing about maine, and writers, he writes about the things he knows better, as many writers do. When writing something like The Langoliers he had to research out the ass how planes worked.
4:25 So this kid who's afraid of the police officer's dolls when it's the middle of the day and there's dozens of people in the room will somehow be less scared of the dolls when he's alone with them and their owner, presumably closer to the evening time, because when else would they be alone there?
"MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS GUY?! First the sandwiches, now laughing evilly while he’s off to have an affair?! Even Darth Vader would be like… 'Dude, you’re a fucking ass!'"|
God, I loved that. That and this:
"Oh, no, he’s been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!"
"Don't listen to him, just put your delicious brains back to sleep... doopi doopi doop" LOL!!
That Cinema Snob cameo was priceless.
So the postman:
-cheats on his wife
-throws away sandwiches she made for him
-laughs evily after yelling at her and while he goes off to have an affiar
-leaves the search of a missing child so he can have sex
This guy isn't just an asshole, he has no soul.
I'm crying from laughing so hard. From the opening X-Files to Cinema snob.
If he DID release that drinking game, I would totally buy it
Chaz (through the TV): Listen, Becka. Joe, he's been cheating on you.
Becka: Okay, Chaz.
NC: No, no. The correct response is *THE FLYING FUCK?!*
So... none of you have an office filled with Roger the Rabbit dolls....?
Well this is an eye-opener for me. :v
CAme back from the reupload. I needed to hear this intro. xD
I know right
Same here.
Same. Hearing that shitty stock music depressed me.
What is the song that the "Stephen King's Maine" song parody at 6:16 is based on?
6:35 you forgot the evil/crazy religious person.
8:56 Oh yes He's scared!!...But that Satan's mask from the Exorcist near his pillow...totally fine!!!
7:06 Douchey Mcnitpick: that's a Cockatoo you nutbag!
the cheater guy's wife sound like bonnie from family guy, and the guy's name is joe
The actress who played the wife was in Recess and narrated Playhouse Disney commercials.
6:19 i can make my own gilligans island parody intro for that god awful remake of the haunting
They stayed in a haunted house fear experiment, with insomniac, the doctor too, the doorkeeper and his wife, the hot bi one, the slacker and two assistants, here on hill house!
so where can we buy the stephen king drinking game?
01superchunk I’m actually working on a physical copy of the game!
@@nerdsquid9951 how's it going
The Honorable Reverend Addison Bortion it was put on the back burner for a while but I’m working on it again
@@nerdsquid9951 Any update on the game?
6:56 No,nonononono. Unless half of those patients are foreign, those animals can not be domestic.
9:29
He's trying to be comforting. His little brother is scared.
"If you remember nothing else today, remember this: Today is the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" oh wait wrong license.
I thought he was saying "Big Engine Woods."
I thought "what an odd, and probably ahead of its time, name..."
E.G. Marshall..... He was the host of CBS Radio Mystery Theater. As soon as I heard his voice, I knew who he was. As far as the vet's room.... who keeps a Cobra?! These things are POISONOUS!
Always loved this nostalgiaween intro the best.
don't listen to him, just put your delicious brains back to sleep Doobie Doobie Doo
10:02 he didn't throw it out the window he threw it out the roof.
The x files theme always gave me chills when i was little
It still gives me chills; makes me think of aliens and the paranormal, fittingly enough.
7:06 That's not a parakeet; that's a cockatoo.
Nostalgia Critic loves studying Stephen King's Tommyknockers
I have no idea what he thought two brothers cuddling together is sick. Every kid that age does that. >=/
No
When you have a nightmare, and your older brother sleeps with you in the room, you always go to him to get comfort. It makes you feel safer from the bad dreams you're having. Sometimes you do it with your parents, and sometimes with your brothers.
O.R. Studios I use to cuddle with my older brother but I'm a girl.
moonmaiden6546 I was like 4 or 5 and my brother was like 6 or 7 and we used to sleep together sometimes in his double bed and have pillow fights. That's what siblings do.
I agree. Doug Walker seems strangely obsessed with little kids showing affection to each other and little kids' crotches. And yes, I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic, I mean Doug Walker.
no the real reaction you should have is "why the fuck is my tv talking to me?! how many of those shrooms have I taken?!"
Oh fuck that Mr Toomie doll joke was priceless!
Does that drinking kit actually exist!!! That would be so cool! XD
It's Bail Organa!
first thing that came to mind when he said "a writer whose an alcoholic" i instantly thought shakespeare
I really liked that intro! Well done!
Also some of King's stuff can just be so bad when televised.
Does anyone else suddenly want a Komodo Dragon? 'Cause I suddenly want a Komodo Dragon.
Yeah. Kinda sucks you can't really tame them.
You know, the first time I was watching this, I was wondering if Becka actually was Shelley Duvall or just channeling Shelley Duvall.
Funnily enough, Critic keeps calling her Olive Oyl, and she actually played her in the Popeye movie. Small world, huh? :D
I love the cinema snob cameo.
Officer Blagoyavich 😂
I think the NC needs to visit Maine and stay there for a while. It really isn't all that different from King's crazy Maine. :3
+Pandaoniman Or South Park, when you think about it.
The Lost City of Tetris!!!
Sounds like an AWESOME movie possibility!
7:09 I think that is a Monitor Lizard, not a Komodo Dragon.
i like how part 2 will start with "asshole".
9:35
No, Maine isn't sick. He's just misunderstood. I mean who wouldn't want all the AI in project freelancer all to himself so that they can attain metastability? What, do you have something against mutes NC?
No
TheWabbajackX :D
liv g What's p.a.n.i.c.s. ?
Maine isn't a person, it's a city.
It wasn't Maine's fault it was sigmas though
"I deduce you need more dear boy" Lmao I love that beer mug xD
So the alcoholic gets a drink from Haldir the Tolkien Elf (Two Towers) at 7:47.
"he also liked to eat sandpaper and call himself Vanessa" haha that's hilarious.
WHAT IS THE OPENING THEME!?!? I had it in my head for the past week and it can't remember!
It's the X Files theme song
Thank you!
I cannot get over the opening xD I love the Critic!!
I just love how often NC says "While that's going on,"
7:00 That's a cockatoo not a parakeet, and a savanna monitor not a Komodo Dragon, but whatever
That's a Water Monitor not a Savanna monitor, You can tell by the snout and by its size
aa! can someone tell me the name of the original song from 6:19?
gilligans island.
Jimmy Smits? Bail Organa!
11:49 Where did NC get that photo from, is it an extra from the Blu-Ray edition of Return Of The Jedi?
Google images Darth Vader or Darth Vader blu-ray
I would totally want an owl or Komodo dragon :3
*****
Yeah, I kinda figured (it didn't look like a Komodo dragon; Komodos are bigger and stockier if I recall correctly). Still, are there really people who keep goannas as pets? Somehow, "big Australian mosasaurus-type lizard" doesn't strike me as a common pet :\
*****
Ah, thanks for that :)
+CJCroen1393 Roger how do you feel about this request for a pet?
Roger Doll: *NOOOOO!*
11:22 bonny from family guy lol
Jimmy Smits exiting the party via tha door sized window was priceless XD LOL
What is the beginning music from? I feel like the Langoliers but I know it's wrong! What is it from!?
how did he not reference indiana jones with that umbrella scene?
Does anyone know what the name of the song was in the beginning of the video?
"What police station would allow dolls in the office?"
i visited a police station once and they had a teddy bear... just one.
I'd be kinda freaked if a grown man was chilling in my closet with glowing finger tips.
The grandfather/grandson scene at the start reminds me of the similar scenes in Troll 2.
12:24 best part of the review, maybe even the funniest nostalgia critic moment
There is only one rule of sharing a bed with a sibling and that's you always go back to back.
Is the guy who plays Joe the same guy from Shock Treatment?
Oh my gosh, the beginning...the references to his other SK reviews... XD
One of my best friends as a teenager had a mother who collected dolls, and she had a room in their house just like the one shown in this movie. I honestly didn't think much of it, but it does seems strange that someone would keep a collection like that at their workplace.
08:44
where can I get that sound effect?
Officer Blagojevich! I had to pause the video at that one.
I noticed that. And I don't even live near Chicago.
This is brilliant, I nearly pissed myself laughing!
Damn I love Traci Lords so freaking much.
Why do you think I made that post in the first place?
26Orcaluv Is there anyone who DOESN'T know that Traci Lords was a porn star?
8:10
And possibly had Sean Connery as a substitute,once or twice.
(From when Sean played as Henry Jones Sr. from "INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE)
I have to admit that part in the movie (indiana jones) was pretty damn funny... Using an umbrella to scare a flock of seabirds to take out a Nazi Fighter plane... I still think its funny to this day... (I'm 17 years old)
Y'know, I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten around to reviewing Carrie, Christine, Room 1408 or the most popular of the SK's mini-series, the Stand. I love to hear his comical input of those.
11:38-11:41 I'm dead lmao
@comedypros You mean Gilligans Isle opening?
Oooohhhh... Traci Lords.... p.s. The mail lady is not a male lady.. for sure.
6:19 - 6:40 - Stephen King's Maine song
9:00 - "ZUUL, MOTHERFUC- *door slams* OW! Son of a BITCH, ow!"
11:58 - "No, no. The correct response is: THE FLYING FUUUUUUUUUU-!?"
Those are the funniest bits of this part, in my opinion! XD
BEST INTRO EVER!!!!!
@ 06:19 you forgot the abusive parents and the flashbacks...
What song is in his intro
1:36 "They float!" Lol
Being a Mainer, Stephen King's Maine character roll call is pretty accurate
The reason King wrote about alcoholics so much was because he was one. It almost ruined his life before he got past it. As for him writing about maine, and writers, he writes about the things he knows better, as many writers do. When writing something like The Langoliers he had to research out the ass how planes worked.
4:25 So this kid who's afraid of the police officer's dolls when it's the middle of the day and there's dozens of people in the room will somehow be less scared of the dolls when he's alone with them and their owner, presumably closer to the evening time, because when else would they be alone there?
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost. I fell out the window
I was really expecting him to make that joke too.
LOL
Shang Tsung: Your Brothers Soul is mine!
NC: See? He's in good hands!
XDDD
@14:34 Well, how can anyone be sure unless he checks it thoroughly? You never know, man.........
NC watches Doctor Who? Awesome!!
the godfather scene was hilarious!!!!!!!!
kickass green screen effects man
that intro was awesome
I want that doll. MY WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST
14:34 Although you could put one there if you don't use protection.
10:01 Shining Armor would agree. *I have the fever, and I have it bad, people!*
12:09 "Let us hear from the Stonecutter World Council!"
YEEEEEEEEEEESSS! Nostalgiaween!!!
8:14
I was expecting the joke from The Last Crusade with Sean Connery
LMAO i live in Maine and i gota say this is hillarious!! brb gota get another beer
Is that... Is that the lady from CSI? The one who plays Catherine Willows?
I am a huge X-Files fan and I couldn´t laugh harder at the opening.