Minecraft’s SLOWEST Speedruns (NO SHOWERS)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- I've wanted to make this video for a long time, just got distracted. It's crazy stuff. Should this be something we care about or should it be completely discouraged? NOTE: at 15:32 Septix does indeed have diamond armor.
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resident scrublord here. super mario 64 0 star is really hard okay
Your right, i took 3months just to get 1 less star from my 2 stars run XD
Oh my gosh, is that hit UA-camr and streamer Smallant1?
smallant in the house
Nice
Do -1 star run
I think there should be a category for this with its own rules so that people take care of them selves. I also think everyone can agree that the guy who did cooking streams during his Minecraft stream was the best.
Absolutely. Just a race for the slowest with no rules is pretty bad for everyone's health.
Someone when they accidentally left the speedrunning timer on for 5 years and somehow didnt realize:
It’s almost like watching a UA-cam series but they don’t end the episodes. They leave the camera running and come back a couple days later
*Hey guys I did some things off camera*
Off camera:
As a French person, knowing that one of the last places is a a Frenchie makes me very happy and proud lmao-
La même, j'ai clické sur la miniature car j'ai vu le nom de Leo-Paul, j'ai halluciné 😭😂 Vive la CCB
The irony is that these runs are still faster than me when trying to speedrun the game legit XD
the issue with making a separate category for slowruns in the leaderboards is that eventually people are gonna be motivated to do the exact same thing slowrunners did originally and speedrun the slowrun category, negating the solution and bringing us back to square one
This video was uploaded on the 22.02.2022 (DD/MM/YYYY) which is a rare mirror date! :)
I think a great way to do Slow Runs is like this: You cannot deliberately AFK or purposefully do things in the slowest possible manner (for example using just fist in Minecraft if you have the option to make a wooden tools or walking one tiny button press at a time). However, you are allowed to do whatever you want like build a house, mine with wooden tools, watch TV screens, touch literally everything in sight, etc... Whatever keeps you active in the game until you complete it. You would be allowed 1-2 breaks depending on your time ofc but you can't just go to sleep for 8 hours while leaving your game, timer and stream running.
I actually think the opposite. I think that you shouldn't be allowed to do anything not related to progressing the game, so that it's less of a lets play and more like a speed run. In speed runs you try to make every action you take faster to cut down on time. I think that slow runs should be trying to make every action you take slower to add more time (but just like speed runs, you're trying to defeat the ender dragon the whole time). I do think there should be limits (like the button press walk as you said), but I think you can get very creative with this.
I'm just going to say that I think the best way to start a slow run is, "Hi, I've never run this game before, so let's start the timer and see how it goes." Timer starts. Player then begins downloading and installing the game.
"nineteen hours in and we have not successfully gotten diamond armour"
-bros inventory 1 sec ago
3:14 they wanna not to be the worst, theyre wanna be the best from the end
Funny thing is, that moderators don't have to verify these runs since the src rules state you are allowed to deny a run for simply not having the intent of a Speedrun. I think it is funny but can also be a pain for moderation, but it is up to the mods how they want to go about it
LeoPaulVevo's run is honestly impresive, it combine Gaming, Cooking, Sleeping and even Chatting I'm sure 0; truly the jack of all trade
11:43 Me, as a french person getting trolled in minecraft with historical jokes (french surrender ...) AND 14:28 whyyyy
Finally! A speedrun category that I'll be good at!
Last one was basically him just playing minecraft in his free time
If there ever is a slow category it should have more strict rules, like for example specific amount of afk-ing allowed, something like a house must be built and etc.
Slowrun is just a fancy word for "extremely casual gameplay"
Does anyone else feel inspired after this video?
Finally a category I might be good at
He's not mining netherrack with his fists, he's using netherrack to destroy the netherrack
I am amazed that there are some mods that are against this type of thing. It's so goofy and funny to me, I love it. Then again, most mods tend to hate fun.
So glad I found your channel through sb a couple weeks ago and I love your stuff
“A 270 hour run would be 70% afk”
Metal gear games
You should make a sequel to this. The new slowrun record is over 14 days lol
imagine somebody having to sit through 100+ hours of somebody playing minecraft just to detect a 2 second cut edit
lol i like that small ant was in the vid.
Lmao love the small ant roast
I remember the time when I literally mined out a giant hole in a mountain just to build a window to my house in minecraft
OOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEOPAUL OOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My grand achievement is a 17:45 in Portal Inbounds no SLA. That makes me like top 300 I think? I haven't checked in a while.
Man these aren't speedruns, these are slowwalks
There should be a rule that they actually need to be playing game with only short bathroom breaks or it's disqualified.
Slowruns competition? More like CRIPPLE FIGHT
tbh if slowruns had rules like no afk, must be attempting speedrun strats (just non optimally), etc., I feel like slowruns could be an actually viable strat as there's then even a theoretical softcap on time since people wouldnt be allowed to sleep and thus their health wouldnt likely be in jeopardy.
I mean, there's already 10+ hr runs like GTA V 100%, I dont see how this would be much different.
What a good "lowstopping"
Frankly, a run where most of the time is spent AFK or building extraneous structures is boring. I want to see a slowrun where every second spent in game is trying to beat the game (unless it gets so long that sleep breaks are needed), it's just that your methods are slow. So single gold trades at a time, spawn manipulating the blazes to only fight one at a time with your fists, getting unlucky and getting terrible drops, etc.
999 Hours is 42 Days!! That'd be nuts!! (but it is kinda tempting)
can't wait for the 1 month long "speed"run for minecraft
I WAS IN SCHOOL BUT SPIFF UPLOAD WILL ALWAYS BE A GOOD UPLOAD
SpiffralAst should make a slowrun for mc
Well, I have a spare couple of weeks until I go back to university. Maybe I should give this a try?
AND WE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SAY HAMBURGER
Ight bouta leave a camera rolling for 3 months
LeoPaul Did The Stinky Percent
speedrun mods for minecraft be like: 💀 right after this video came out
what about instead of speedrunning the most optimized seed, someone finds the least optimized seed to run. I think that'd turn out pretty nice.
"IF I CAN'T BE THE BEST, I CAN SURE AS HELL BE THE WORST!!!"
-JonTron
they should go by old school senate filibuster rules.
I personally like that idea. You can do what you want, assuming you are doing something active, like cooking opposed to sleeping, and if you have a camera.
I would say if something is over a set time should not be accepted. That will destroy any slowruns.
here early! if you see this spiff, would love some more in depth dives of Speedrun tech!
since i can't survive the nether this would be ez for me
Damn, really wantes to upload a slow run but 999 hours isn't nearly enough for me
there is a 348 hour run now XD
Slow runs are just people casually playing the game and going afk whenever they like to get the clock up. Not that I'm at all part of the speedrun community, but I feel these "slow runs" are just mocking people who work hard to master the game they are playing. I don't think all people who play casually and clock a higher time should be discounted, but intentionally going afk for hours just to get the "slowest run" should not be counted. But then there is the gray area of "How do you determine what intentional afk is?" That is where I don't have a solution or suggestion. I just feel that last run, at least half of the run was the person afk. That's not speed running, that's occasionally playing Minecraft for an hour or two and then leaving the game open while you do other things. It's not playing the game.
Sorry if this seems rude or I have any misinformation, this is simply my opinion and am open to other's ideas.
so in what 1 month and 12 days we will have our answer who has the slowest minecraft run
i love the fact that he kept the bugged camera that makes him deep fried
So that's why he looks crispy
@@jeanne7629 🤤
I love these stupid camera settings
@@AstralSpiff I was considering letting you know, but I see now that you clearly already knew lmao
He kinda lookin crunchy
I love how Spiff stops reading the French because he’s worried about saying something rude after already saying “Connard” which means Dickhead lmao
Oh...and here I thought it meant Duck
@@DemxnTheyThem Nah duck is canard
Technically we already have a word for dickhead but we have so many insults you cant translate them all.
Could have been worse
@@AstralSpiff lol
"The question is who is gonna get that run first"
No, the real question is who is gonna verify that 999 hours run.....
the whole team gonna have to take shifts
999 hour run, but its spliced to be longer
Do you even think they'd watch it? Or do you think they'd just go "Meh fuck it this guy wins..." and verify instantly.
this is the pointless 500th like reply comment
@@Micecheese Nobody cares.
Imagine a “Slow Run” that intentionally contains blatant cheating at hour 117.
Just to waste the mods time.
what would you even define cheating in this case
@@captainjames4649 idk splicing the run.
@@captainjames4649 In game creative mode instakilling the dragon and stuff like that
@@captainjames4649 wurst client killaura some pigs
Just pausing the run for give minutes invalidating it.
"(NO SHOWERS)" implies speedrunners normally shower when not speedrunning. Which is...
...
debatable.
It's called preemptive training
@@theultimatefreak666 Ahh, I see
True. I only shower while speedrunning.
100 hours without showering is pathetic, i only shower once a week.
I'd be more impressed with someone who exclusively did speedruns while in the shower
"1/10 no showers"
"10/10 no showers"
The duality of man
If I ever try to compete in this "category", I'm building a note block song that'll play on repeat when I'm afk. have to entertain the mods somehow
Make it the rickroll one so the mods get rickrolled for 999 hours
@@trickygamer555 genius
Just recently found your channel bro. All of them are very interesting and you are now someone I look forward to hearing from. Great video as always. Or at least so far. I'm only like two minutes in. Keep it up bro.
Agreed
anything to say now that youve watched the whole video? lol
@@nove5422 @november I'm mad that guy killed the horse still. I went to sleep and then woke up. I literally spent a whole day doing other stuff, eating food, and just living my life. and yet I am still upset about it.
This video has left a very powerful impression on me, not just mentally, but as a whole. My heart hurts for the horse. It's hard to breathe because of the horse. Yet, even worse, I can no longer get an erection for my wife.
I spent last night feeling like a fucking fool. A bumbling idiot. An arrogant loser who had no idea what his mind could handle... and then decided to jump off the highest peak possible.
I will never be the same. I'm fucked. Completely and utterly fucked. I should have stopped while I was ahead. Two minutes in... sure it's a fucking blast.... 9:22 though.... Gives me nightmares. That moment right there... It Is fucking burned into my mind forever and I believe I will look back on that exact moment as the worst 4 or so seconds of my life that I ever had to endure.
I have felt anxious recently... uncontrollable sadness, irritability, uncontrollable bowel movements, vomiting, rapid heartbeat, an inability to sit or stand for more than an hour at a time, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, blood pressure, bouts of mania, bouts of suicidal ideations, bouts to come over uwu, dry mouths, dry eyes, dry bones, severe blisters, rash, allergic reactions, a painful, permanent erection that lasts for more than 8 hours, a painful, permanent erection that lasts for 7 hours and 46 and a half minutes or more, nightmares, vivid dreams, intense dreams, insomnia, lucid dreams, vivid nightmares, nightmarish vivid-like dreams, intensely vivid dreams, nightmare-like intense vivid dreams, intense and vivid lucid nightmares, insomnia brought on by intense and vivid lucid nightmares, screaming, crying, scream-crying, looking up at the sky fucking begging for mercy just to realize the only person watching is your neighbor steve, as always, and to be honest you have just fucking had it with steve, so you go into your house and grab your revolver and march over to steves fucking house and take your anger out in the worst way pyshically possible by taking this mans life, hives and constipation.
yeah but overall it was like an 9/10.
@@xNathan2439x holy shit man, im so sorry to hear that. i think the best course of action from here will be to avenge the horse's life, so you can settle your psyche once and for all.
Same
Leave it to the Frenchman to not shower, the German to build a train for the village, and the Australian to completely just take the piss.
Leopaul (so the Frenchman) is actually a member of a team named « cacabox »(literally box of shit) and some other members of that team actually tried to beat the Australian (120h) and some others try to PB
@@Koipiok isn't it supposed to be PW?
@@tomyy9472 no, some tried but others (like terracid or remeli to name a few) actually tried the pb
@@Koipiok ah d'accord (on aurait pu parler en anglais déso chuis con)
@@tomyy9472 en français du coup mais tkt
Somebody is definetly going for that 999hr run already, we just have to wait for it to come out when the time has passed
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i mean, its _only_ 41 days and a few hours
You could make it longer in case sr.c limits it to 9999 hours one day. Y'know, make sure that the run is acceptable under the condition of 1000+ hours.
@Shrimp 1.0 they could be afk the whole time, theres no rules so the only problem is the wifi and electricity bill and the pc overheating and the amount of time it would take to upload all the parts-
@@rubenherobr1 watercooling at 0 Kelvin 👽
i love this lol. one time i hyperfixated on minecraft and legit played it for 3 days straight. no eating, sleeping or afk-ing. literally just toilet breaks or running from my PC to my laptop if i got kicked off the pc by my family
A contender
I love how ADHD and Meth is basically the same thing
Did the same thing. 3 days straight on Minecraft. My parents were away from home, and I got a call when all that online play caused us to go over the data limit for the home internet hotspot.
@@daneemadeeyou should add and some alcohol
I think the rules for slowest should be a bit stricter. Just being AFK or doing straight up other stuff in the game shouldnt count.
I should be slowest playtime off going for the actual goals.
definitely
there should also be a mandatory break if mods are afraid of health concerns
That’s just getting over it
I just don't think it should be a thing, this trend could be health hazards for both the runner and moderater
and what kind of person will have their sanity remain intact while they check a 120 hour submision to see if they went afk or something
My thoughts is slowruns is basically just an alternate meme% kind of category, I think it's fine as long as the people doing them take care of themselves.
Besides you probably have to be equally as dedicated to get the top slowrun as you would the top speedrun at a certain point of it which I think is quite fun.
Physically there's no difference between sitting for hours grinding out speedrun attempts, and sitting for hours on a single slowrun. I think new categories or an entire new site would be appropriate though.
Edit: as Mekelaina pointed out in the replies, the forum moderators still have to verify the video and it's not exactly fair to make them sit through videos that long. I don't think slowruns should be a new category, but I still appreciate the joke of them.
there is for the forum moderators.
@@Mekelaina that's a good point, and one I'd overlooked
@@liamturner1342 yeah. and while, I *doubt* anyone is gonna cheat on a slow run bc just idling is already the optimal strategy. they still have to verify the whole run doesn't break any rules. and they have to treat any submission the same as any other, or make a ruling.
@@Mekelaina They pretty much click through those a few times tbh, they won't actually watch the entire gameplay. The queue is too long for that lol. The faster the time the more deep they look into the runs to see if they're legit or not.
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I'm grateful Security Breach introduced me to this guy. Quality content bro!
:D
@Joseph Woods same here. I found his channel from sprintless
Lol same, I came here from one of the SB vids and the channel is amazing
Lol I saw his out of bounds poppy play time 2 vid lol
@@humanati Sprintless made us find a masterpiece
I feel like there should be rules. Like no idling for 5 hours and calling it a run. Gotta do something the whole time. With Minecraft its a nonlinear sandbox so 'something' is hard to define but I'm sure we can do it.
id say no afking would be a decent rule to make even if might be unhealthy. like if you have to go to sleep then the runs over sorry mate its called one run for a reason close ur pc
@@bruh-hr1mt I'd say you should be able to take breaks with the timer not going up
@@bruh-hr1mt no afking more than 2 hours should be the case tbh, no way you're doing a 123 hour run with no eating, showering or stuff,just no sleeping while it says on
@@societygoku6376 You're not going to do a 123 hour run without sleep
@@krisw9526 well I can just not use a webcam and get my bro to play while I sleep
The Virgin Speedrun Mod VS The CHAD Slowrunner
He's not mining netherrack with his fists, he's using netherrack to destroy the netherrack
uh no, that counts as his fist. if it isn't a tool, it's his fist.
Was worried you'd fall into the trap of feeling too afraid to branch out more from security breach. Glad you did, really think your style would fit a general speedrun content channel, I think you have a really appealing style and you did a great job breaking out of it with this video, it was great!
Yes!!
Exactly
Tbh I'd love to do something like this cause I'm awful at games but still have fun recording them lol.
I now know what I'm doing if I have a week off for some reason, thanks Spiff
Are there any games where a legitimate speedrun goes long enough to require sleep? (and god forbid showers)
There are some games where it can take 20+ hours to beat, mostly long RPG games with 100% completion.
The 100% category of Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, also takes more than one day to beat.
The FNaF: Security Breach 600% category allows breaks since you have to play the game 6 times at 100%.
Baten Kaitos 100% category WR is 337h 55m
Hollow knight low precent true ending takes like, 40 hours
There are actually quite a few. The 100% category of Animal Crossing can hit 19 hours. The one I know best is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories 100% category which was over 100 hours, but now is 70, and they let you do it in segments.
I think the idea of "who can beat a game the slowest while still using speedrun tricks" is personally more impressive than just like...a letsplay that you forgot to turn off the camera for. I really like what your roommate did of just walking everywhere, that really made me laugh. I like the idea of just walking everywhere in minecraft, or even better boating on land. You still follow normal speedrun strats overall (some lack of optimization is okay because minecraft is bonkers) but yknow. Kinda wanna try this with set seed glitchless ngl.
How is trying to speedrun a game for years any more healthy than doing a single long speedrun instead?
Short term damage versus long term damage. Depends what you prefer
@@rahulg5403 Wouldn't one long speedrun be the short term damage?
@@9nikola yes
@@9nikola ???
Staying awake for to long in a row can make you do things you would never do. It has lead to murder before
Me after watching this video: “imma get the slow running record”
Me realising how insane these people are: “imma die if I try.”
I feel like whoever named them slowruns missed out on an opportunity to call them snailwalks.
I live for Spiff lowkey dragging his roommate
"no showers" is the most gamer thing I've ever heard lmao
_Slowruns must be inefficient, not pointless._
*Slowruns should have those rules:*
No afk for more then 5 minute/hour.
Must progress at least one step of story per minute, if there is one. (Or side quest)(including moving is direction of target)
Deliberately failing at actions is forbidden.
Repeating same stuff without the reason is forbidden.
Modding game is forbidden.
@mcchego If you don't play the game, don't waste people's time.
@@AllExistence The problem with these rules is that it's not healthy for speedrunners to try to be last: it encourages them to not sleep or eat for longer and longer periods of time. I would be in favor of allowing breaks just to sleep or eat.
@@flupeleva1248 They get 5 mins to eat every hour. No sleep. Otherwise it's not a slowrun anymore. It's just wasting time. Besides, i don't believe they can last entire day if they forced to progress the game at least a little every minute.
@@AllExistence The BOTW 100% speedrun was so long that the mods allowed people to take a break, so I don't see the issue
@@mr.potato It depends on a game. Why don't you mention Persona 5 then? Anyway, break wasn't counted in the time _unlike there_
I had an experience like this once myself. It's gonna sound like shilling, and it kinda is. Not exactly a deliberate slow run, but definitely a *slow run.* The game Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords was a game I loved playing on my R4 on the DS, and when I found out it had a PC port I decided "fuck it, I'm making a category for this." And since categories do require a video, I decided to speedrun it, little more than a glorified quick playthrough as I grinded monsters, died, went up to take a piss, had some lunch, and rambled for 7 hours until I finally finished the first speedrun of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords. In a few months someone took 3 hours off my time, and I laughed at how bad I am at the game.
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I want to see a slowrun competition with more relaxed rules, so runners are allowed to save and come back later. The object would be to maximize in-game time spent before beating the ender dragon. By letting runners take breaks, it would discourage idling: because there is no theoretical limit on the top time, runners that idle will get bored and quit before those that don’t, leading to a tortoise & hare situation. It would basically be a competition to see who can have the most fun in a MC let’s play without beating the game. And verification would be as simple as showing the stats screen with the in-game timer at the beginning and end of each session.
I think slow running should have it's own category, but there should be some rules.
1 you cannot endanger yourself. You have to live your daily life whatever it happens to be, in despite of the run.
2 you cannot log off. It has to be a consecutive run.
3 you cannot pad with afk time. You have to stay active in the game. Maximum afk time per break should be 8-12 hours.
4 once submitted, you have to post time stamps in the description of when your afk times start. List them by number in consecutive order. (I.E "First afk time: 8:00:00 in. Second afk time, 15:00:00 hours in." Etc etc. It is possible that an end time may be required too, it depends on how much easier this actually makes it for mods to find the afk times.)
This way, mods dont have to search for years for how long you've spent afk.
This type of run would likely require you to keep a log book.
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4:30 the health argument is hilariously ironic
is it healthy to play for 2 weeks to get the slowest record? probably not..
is it healthy to grind the actual record for years? certainly a lot less healthy hahahahaha
It's one thing if a speed-run just takes a long time to complete due to it's nature (like Twilight Princess Low%), but we shouldn't be encouraging people to upload what are essentially full on let's plays to the leader-boards, as that defeats the whole "games done quick" spirit of speed-running in the first place.
this was such a fun stream I had a great time bullying people over their awful houses and no shower strats 😎 really hope you do something like this again!
...Was this inspired by that person's little brother in the Bad Poppy's Playtime Speedrun Submissions video comment section?
As someone who has cooked dinner during the cut scenes of wr attempts I feel personally attacked by this. For real though another great video and loved the steam in prep for this!
For the mad lads thinking about the legendary 999hr run, that is approximately 41.625 days straight. This is also assuming that when they say 999hr is the max, that means it has 0 min and 0 seconds. The only run I believe capable of doing this with a purpose for being this long is doing a getting to the farlands% then beat the ender dragon. For those who don’t know what the farlands are, look up Antvenom’s videos on the farlands.
Don't the farlands not even exist anymore? In the modern versions of the game.
@@notekatha there are mods that can re-enable them in future versions. But I don’t know if that extends to 1.18, since the video that Antvenom made about the mod came out well before 1.18 released, and I know that 1.18 drastically changed how terrain generation works. But since the record boards use 1.16, I think there is a version of the mod that supports it.
It's funny for 2 seconds but really it's just a lack of quality control. Old SDA might have been too strict but this is pushing what should be (in my personal OPINION) allowed or at least shoved in a separate category.
Yeah I’d be fine with that. Just put slow runs in their own category so it’s not flooding in on the normal speedruns
@@Lh0000 it's not like it's shown at the top
@@Lh0000 also when do Normal speed runs stop being very bad slow runs and be excluded
@@brentbottoms2876 I don’t know when do people dirtying laundry stop being really bad cleaners and get excluded from the cleaning clothes? =_=
Pro move: wait entire year by end portal after getting geared perfectly and after waiting a year defeat the dragon.
And then have your run denied
your capture card dies
@@wonderwaffle4058 yh bc idk the math but i think 365 days is a lot more hours than 999 as it is 365x24 soooo it would get cut like.... halfway? idk
lol
I kinda want to do one. Just do normal life, sleep for like 10 hours, have breakfast, go to school, go to gym, the bar. And sometimes play minecraft.
I feel like it would be fun to go for specifically second place for a bunch of games. It'd be a lot more specific in terms of the time you needed. There should be a leaderboard for most second place speedruns
imma be honests it's not the mods responsibility whether or not people take care of themselves. I *do* think there should be a rule that people had to be present though, since everyone can leave their computer on for 999 hours and then go on vacation but that's just my opinion
* Someone should just have a “100 Days” play through while speedruning Lmao
Small ant is one of my favorite speedrunners, he's very entertaining