Minecraft’s SLOWEST Speedruns (NO SHOWERS)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,3 тис.

  • @Smallant
    @Smallant 2 роки тому +2780

    resident scrublord here. super mario 64 0 star is really hard okay

    • @inv_hana
      @inv_hana Рік тому +53

      Your right, i took 3months just to get 1 less star from my 2 stars run XD

    • @CoalFirE_
      @CoalFirE_ Рік тому +35

      Oh my gosh, is that hit UA-camr and streamer Smallant1?

    • @leochang2013
      @leochang2013 Рік тому +8

      smallant in the house

    • @speircing
      @speircing Рік тому +1

      Nice

    • @bombblood4397
      @bombblood4397 Рік тому +5

      Do -1 star run

  • @attackingelectron
    @attackingelectron 2 роки тому +6135

    I love how Spiff stops reading the French because he’s worried about saying something rude after already saying “Connard” which means Dickhead lmao

    • @DemxnTheyThem
      @DemxnTheyThem 2 роки тому +295

      Oh...and here I thought it meant Duck

    • @2KDrop
      @2KDrop 2 роки тому +412

      @@DemxnTheyThem Nah duck is canard

    • @martmine4618
      @martmine4618 2 роки тому +61

      Technically we already have a word for dickhead but we have so many insults you cant translate them all.

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  2 роки тому +1350

      Could have been worse

    • @humanati
      @humanati 2 роки тому +18

      @@AstralSpiff lol

  • @MicrowaveGoesMMMM
    @MicrowaveGoesMMMM 2 роки тому +4735

    i love the fact that he kept the bugged camera that makes him deep fried

    • @jeanne7629
      @jeanne7629 2 роки тому +358

      So that's why he looks crispy

    • @erite_zx4499
      @erite_zx4499 2 роки тому +25

      @@jeanne7629 🤤

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  2 роки тому +778

      I love these stupid camera settings

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder 2 роки тому +38

      @@AstralSpiff I was considering letting you know, but I see now that you clearly already knew lmao

    • @thenumber24
      @thenumber24 2 роки тому +12

      He kinda lookin crunchy

  • @KapookLynn
    @KapookLynn 2 роки тому +4152

    "The question is who is gonna get that run first"
    No, the real question is who is gonna verify that 999 hours run.....

    • @biaxolotl5171
      @biaxolotl5171 2 роки тому +435

      the whole team gonna have to take shifts

    • @uffle
      @uffle 2 роки тому +287

      999 hour run, but its spliced to be longer

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +272

      Do you even think they'd watch it? Or do you think they'd just go "Meh fuck it this guy wins..." and verify instantly.

    • @Micecheese
      @Micecheese 2 роки тому +10

      this is the pointless 500th like reply comment

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +40

      @@Micecheese Nobody cares.

  • @Mightylcanis
    @Mightylcanis 2 роки тому +675

    Leave it to the Frenchman to not shower, the German to build a train for the village, and the Australian to completely just take the piss.

    • @Koipiok
      @Koipiok 2 роки тому +64

      Leopaul (so the Frenchman) is actually a member of a team named « cacabox »(literally box of shit) and some other members of that team actually tried to beat the Australian (120h) and some others try to PB

    • @tomyy9472
      @tomyy9472 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Koipiok isn't it supposed to be PW?

    • @Koipiok
      @Koipiok Рік тому

      @@tomyy9472 no, some tried but others (like terracid or remeli to name a few) actually tried the pb

    • @tomyy9472
      @tomyy9472 Рік тому

      @@Koipiok ah d'accord (on aurait pu parler en anglais déso chuis con)

    • @Koipiok
      @Koipiok Рік тому

      @@tomyy9472 en français du coup mais tkt

  • @novared7
    @novared7 2 роки тому +377

    "1/10 no showers"
    "10/10 no showers"
    The duality of man

  • @FrostGlader
    @FrostGlader 2 роки тому +2196

    Imagine a “Slow Run” that intentionally contains blatant cheating at hour 117.
    Just to waste the mods time.

    • @captainjames4649
      @captainjames4649 2 роки тому +63

      what would you even define cheating in this case

    • @FrostGlader
      @FrostGlader 2 роки тому +283

      @@captainjames4649 idk splicing the run.

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 роки тому +259

      @@captainjames4649 In game creative mode instakilling the dragon and stuff like that

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 2 роки тому +91

      @@captainjames4649 wurst client killaura some pigs

    • @helizteil2625
      @helizteil2625 2 роки тому +55

      Just pausing the run for give minutes invalidating it.

  • @nyuh
    @nyuh 2 роки тому +9132

    "(NO SHOWERS)" implies speedrunners normally shower when not speedrunning. Which is...
    ...
    debatable.

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 2 роки тому +232

      It's called preemptive training

    • @nyuh
      @nyuh 2 роки тому +22

      @@theultimatefreak666 Ahh, I see

    • @boneitch
      @boneitch 2 роки тому +138

      True. I only shower while speedrunning.

    • @robertvanholland1991
      @robertvanholland1991 2 роки тому +52

      100 hours without showering is pathetic, i only shower once a week.

    • @Ladikn
      @Ladikn 2 роки тому +79

      I'd be more impressed with someone who exclusively did speedruns while in the shower

  • @ash_rock
    @ash_rock 2 роки тому +475

    If I ever try to compete in this "category", I'm building a note block song that'll play on repeat when I'm afk. have to entertain the mods somehow

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 роки тому +78

      Make it the rickroll one so the mods get rickrolled for 999 hours

    • @HiWelcomeToIKEA
      @HiWelcomeToIKEA 2 роки тому +6

      @@trickygamer555 genius

  • @kaelin8775
    @kaelin8775 2 роки тому +606

    i love this lol. one time i hyperfixated on minecraft and legit played it for 3 days straight. no eating, sleeping or afk-ing. literally just toilet breaks or running from my PC to my laptop if i got kicked off the pc by my family

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  2 роки тому +254

      A contender

    • @daneemadee
      @daneemadee Рік тому +67

      I love how ADHD and Meth is basically the same thing

    • @randgrithr7387
      @randgrithr7387 Рік тому +16

      Did the same thing. 3 days straight on Minecraft. My parents were away from home, and I got a call when all that online play caused us to go over the data limit for the home internet hotspot.

    • @xander_ns.7284
      @xander_ns.7284 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@daneemadeeyou should add and some alcohol

    • @Yababaina_hands_or_orb_hands
      @Yababaina_hands_or_orb_hands Місяць тому +1

      @@xander_ns.7284 smoke a joint for some extra

  • @Feeshgmod
    @Feeshgmod 2 роки тому +956

    Somebody is definetly going for that 999hr run already, we just have to wait for it to come out when the time has passed

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 2 роки тому +64

      i mean, its _only_ 41 days and a few hours

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu 2 роки тому +9

      You could make it longer in case sr.c limits it to 9999 hours one day. Y'know, make sure that the run is acceptable under the condition of 1000+ hours.

    • @rubenherobr1
      @rubenherobr1 2 роки тому +6

      @Shrimp 1.0 they could be afk the whole time, theres no rules so the only problem is the wifi and electricity bill and the pc overheating and the amount of time it would take to upload all the parts-

    • @Newko
      @Newko 2 роки тому +2

      @@rubenherobr1 watercooling at 0 Kelvin 👽

  • @xNathan2439x
    @xNathan2439x 2 роки тому +779

    Just recently found your channel bro. All of them are very interesting and you are now someone I look forward to hearing from. Great video as always. Or at least so far. I'm only like two minutes in. Keep it up bro.

    • @crockowithglocko576
      @crockowithglocko576 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @nove5422
      @nove5422 2 роки тому +6

      anything to say now that youve watched the whole video? lol

    • @xNathan2439x
      @xNathan2439x 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@nove5422 ​ @november I'm mad that guy killed the horse still. I went to sleep and then woke up. I literally spent a whole day doing other stuff, eating food, and just living my life. and yet I am still upset about it.
      This video has left a very powerful impression on me, not just mentally, but as a whole. My heart hurts for the horse. It's hard to breathe because of the horse. Yet, even worse, I can no longer get an erection for my wife.
      I spent last night feeling like a fucking fool. A bumbling idiot. An arrogant loser who had no idea what his mind could handle... and then decided to jump off the highest peak possible.
      I will never be the same. I'm fucked. Completely and utterly fucked. I should have stopped while I was ahead. Two minutes in... sure it's a fucking blast.... 9:22 though.... Gives me nightmares. That moment right there... It Is fucking burned into my mind forever and I believe I will look back on that exact moment as the worst 4 or so seconds of my life that I ever had to endure.
      I have felt anxious recently... uncontrollable sadness, irritability, uncontrollable bowel movements, vomiting, rapid heartbeat, an inability to sit or stand for more than an hour at a time, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, blood pressure, bouts of mania, bouts of suicidal ideations, bouts to come over uwu, dry mouths, dry eyes, dry bones, severe blisters, rash, allergic reactions, a painful, permanent erection that lasts for more than 8 hours, a painful, permanent erection that lasts for 7 hours and 46 and a half minutes or more, nightmares, vivid dreams, intense dreams, insomnia, lucid dreams, vivid nightmares, nightmarish vivid-like dreams, intensely vivid dreams, nightmare-like intense vivid dreams, intense and vivid lucid nightmares, insomnia brought on by intense and vivid lucid nightmares, screaming, crying, scream-crying, looking up at the sky fucking begging for mercy just to realize the only person watching is your neighbor steve, as always, and to be honest you have just fucking had it with steve, so you go into your house and grab your revolver and march over to steves fucking house and take your anger out in the worst way pyshically possible by taking this mans life, hives and constipation.
      yeah but overall it was like an 9/10.

    • @nove5422
      @nove5422 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@xNathan2439x holy shit man, im so sorry to hear that. i think the best course of action from here will be to avenge the horse's life, so you can settle your psyche once and for all.

    • @erinslps
      @erinslps 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @cadaverouskei
    @cadaverouskei 2 роки тому +190

    My thoughts is slowruns is basically just an alternate meme% kind of category, I think it's fine as long as the people doing them take care of themselves.
    Besides you probably have to be equally as dedicated to get the top slowrun as you would the top speedrun at a certain point of it which I think is quite fun.

  • @liamturner1342
    @liamturner1342 2 роки тому +1152

    Physically there's no difference between sitting for hours grinding out speedrun attempts, and sitting for hours on a single slowrun. I think new categories or an entire new site would be appropriate though.
    Edit: as Mekelaina pointed out in the replies, the forum moderators still have to verify the video and it's not exactly fair to make them sit through videos that long. I don't think slowruns should be a new category, but I still appreciate the joke of them.

    • @Mekelaina
      @Mekelaina 2 роки тому +16

      there is for the forum moderators.

    • @liamturner1342
      @liamturner1342 2 роки тому +7

      @@Mekelaina that's a good point, and one I'd overlooked

    • @Mekelaina
      @Mekelaina 2 роки тому +39

      @@liamturner1342 yeah. and while, I *doubt* anyone is gonna cheat on a slow run bc just idling is already the optimal strategy. they still have to verify the whole run doesn't break any rules. and they have to treat any submission the same as any other, or make a ruling.

    • @StarClay666
      @StarClay666 2 роки тому +21

      @@Mekelaina They pretty much click through those a few times tbh, they won't actually watch the entire gameplay. The queue is too long for that lol. The faster the time the more deep they look into the runs to see if they're legit or not.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @kommo1
    @kommo1 2 роки тому +2651

    I think the rules for slowest should be a bit stricter. Just being AFK or doing straight up other stuff in the game shouldnt count.
    I should be slowest playtime off going for the actual goals.

    • @msid48
      @msid48 2 роки тому +34

      definitely

    • @woof815
      @woof815 2 роки тому +455

      there should also be a mandatory break if mods are afraid of health concerns

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 2 роки тому +16

      That’s just getting over it

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 2 роки тому +114

      I just don't think it should be a thing, this trend could be health hazards for both the runner and moderater

    • @catinapint469
      @catinapint469 2 роки тому +85

      and what kind of person will have their sanity remain intact while they check a 120 hour submision to see if they went afk or something

  • @technocarp
    @technocarp 2 роки тому +158

    Was worried you'd fall into the trap of feeling too afraid to branch out more from security breach. Glad you did, really think your style would fit a general speedrun content channel, I think you have a really appealing style and you did a great job breaking out of it with this video, it was great!

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +174

    He's not mining netherrack with his fists, he's using netherrack to destroy the netherrack

    • @thephonelad992
      @thephonelad992 Рік тому

      uh no, that counts as his fist. if it isn't a tool, it's his fist.

  • @ultraliskbuilder5831
    @ultraliskbuilder5831 2 роки тому +292

    I feel like there should be rules. Like no idling for 5 hours and calling it a run. Gotta do something the whole time. With Minecraft its a nonlinear sandbox so 'something' is hard to define but I'm sure we can do it.

    • @bruh-hr1mt
      @bruh-hr1mt 2 роки тому +43

      id say no afking would be a decent rule to make even if might be unhealthy. like if you have to go to sleep then the runs over sorry mate its called one run for a reason close ur pc

    • @APNifty
      @APNifty 2 роки тому +30

      @@bruh-hr1mt I'd say you should be able to take breaks with the timer not going up

    • @societygoku6376
      @societygoku6376 2 роки тому +12

      @@bruh-hr1mt no afking more than 2 hours should be the case tbh, no way you're doing a 123 hour run with no eating, showering or stuff,just no sleeping while it says on

    • @krisw9526
      @krisw9526 2 роки тому +3

      @@societygoku6376 You're not going to do a 123 hour run without sleep

    • @societygoku6376
      @societygoku6376 2 роки тому +2

      @@krisw9526 well I can just not use a webcam and get my bro to play while I sleep

  • @yoshimanrpg
    @yoshimanrpg 2 роки тому +112

    The Virgin Speedrun Mod VS The CHAD Slowrunner

  • @Dekonic
    @Dekonic 2 роки тому +416

    I'm grateful Security Breach introduced me to this guy. Quality content bro!

    • @AstralSpiff
      @AstralSpiff  2 роки тому +56

      :D

    • @humanati
      @humanati 2 роки тому +4

      @Joseph Woods same here. I found his channel from sprintless

    • @societygoku6376
      @societygoku6376 2 роки тому +4

      Lol same, I came here from one of the SB vids and the channel is amazing

    • @DuxkyL
      @DuxkyL 2 роки тому +2

      Lol I saw his out of bounds poppy play time 2 vid lol

    • @Ca1nTheProot
      @Ca1nTheProot 2 роки тому +1

      @@humanati Sprintless made us find a masterpiece

  • @Kaylee-Bear
    @Kaylee-Bear 2 роки тому +174

    I think there should be a category for this with its own rules so that people take care of them selves. I also think everyone can agree that the guy who did cooking streams during his Minecraft stream was the best.

    • @twistedmyth5860
      @twistedmyth5860 2 роки тому +27

      Absolutely. Just a race for the slowest with no rules is pretty bad for everyone's health.

    • @kris_something
      @kris_something 2 роки тому +12

      Someone when they accidentally left the speedrunning timer on for 5 years and somehow didnt realize:

  • @baasparkopenings851
    @baasparkopenings851 2 роки тому +75

    I think the idea of "who can beat a game the slowest while still using speedrun tricks" is personally more impressive than just like...a letsplay that you forgot to turn off the camera for. I really like what your roommate did of just walking everywhere, that really made me laugh. I like the idea of just walking everywhere in minecraft, or even better boating on land. You still follow normal speedrun strats overall (some lack of optimization is okay because minecraft is bonkers) but yknow. Kinda wanna try this with set seed glitchless ngl.

  • @Midnight_Rein
    @Midnight_Rein 2 роки тому +86

    Tbh I'd love to do something like this cause I'm awful at games but still have fun recording them lol.
    I now know what I'm doing if I have a week off for some reason, thanks Spiff

  • @PhantomRaptor1
    @PhantomRaptor1 2 роки тому +52

    I feel like whoever named them slowruns missed out on an opportunity to call them snailwalks.

  • @clwilliams9276
    @clwilliams9276 11 місяців тому +3

    For anyone watching now/rewatching now (January 29th, 2024): the current slowest runner is SAPIRE who did a 14 day 2 hours 27 minutes 22 seconds 690 milliseconds run, translating to 338 hours n almost 30 minutes. Which means that 999 has yet to happen, or has yet to be verified if it has happened.
    The second place is 5 days 8 hours aka 128 hours by JackTate.
    Sapire did it on Normal mode, JackTate did it on Hard. Both happened a bit over a year ago. (If u wanna look urself, it's the Any% Glitchless category)

  • @elaineiris3386
    @elaineiris3386 2 роки тому +68

    I live for Spiff lowkey dragging his roommate

  • @Eve_heart
    @Eve_heart 2 роки тому +15

    Me after watching this video: “imma get the slow running record”
    Me realising how insane these people are: “imma die if I try.”

  • @literal-tree
    @literal-tree 2 роки тому +13

    "no showers" is the most gamer thing I've ever heard lmao

  • @mr_h831
    @mr_h831 2 роки тому +20

    I think slow running should have it's own category, but there should be some rules.
    1 you cannot endanger yourself. You have to live your daily life whatever it happens to be, in despite of the run.
    2 you cannot log off. It has to be a consecutive run.
    3 you cannot pad with afk time. You have to stay active in the game. Maximum afk time per break should be 8-12 hours.
    4 once submitted, you have to post time stamps in the description of when your afk times start. List them by number in consecutive order. (I.E "First afk time: 8:00:00 in. Second afk time, 15:00:00 hours in." Etc etc. It is possible that an end time may be required too, it depends on how much easier this actually makes it for mods to find the afk times.)
    This way, mods dont have to search for years for how long you've spent afk.
    This type of run would likely require you to keep a log book.

  • @dymaxion3988
    @dymaxion3988 2 роки тому +7

    I want to see a slowrun competition with more relaxed rules, so runners are allowed to save and come back later. The object would be to maximize in-game time spent before beating the ender dragon. By letting runners take breaks, it would discourage idling: because there is no theoretical limit on the top time, runners that idle will get bored and quit before those that don’t, leading to a tortoise & hare situation. It would basically be a competition to see who can have the most fun in a MC let’s play without beating the game. And verification would be as simple as showing the stats screen with the in-game timer at the beginning and end of each session.

  • @bengrocott1265
    @bengrocott1265 2 роки тому +13

    It’s almost like watching a UA-cam series but they don’t end the episodes. They leave the camera running and come back a couple days later

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 2 роки тому +1

      *Hey guys I did some things off camera*
      Off camera:

  • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
    @TheCatOfWarCSGO 2 роки тому +54

    Are there any games where a legitimate speedrun goes long enough to require sleep? (and god forbid showers)

    • @or3213
      @or3213 2 роки тому +32

      There are some games where it can take 20+ hours to beat, mostly long RPG games with 100% completion.
      The 100% category of Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, also takes more than one day to beat.

    • @pocketsizedweeb
      @pocketsizedweeb 2 роки тому +22

      The FNaF: Security Breach 600% category allows breaks since you have to play the game 6 times at 100%.

    • @nixiedreamstar
      @nixiedreamstar 2 роки тому +18

      Baten Kaitos 100% category WR is 337h 55m

    • @maddermanner7776
      @maddermanner7776 2 роки тому +12

      Hollow knight low precent true ending takes like, 40 hours

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +8

      There are actually quite a few. The 100% category of Animal Crossing can hit 19 hours. The one I know best is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories 100% category which was over 100 hours, but now is 70, and they let you do it in segments.

  • @ryninja5788
    @ryninja5788 2 роки тому +9

    For the mad lads thinking about the legendary 999hr run, that is approximately 41.625 days straight. This is also assuming that when they say 999hr is the max, that means it has 0 min and 0 seconds. The only run I believe capable of doing this with a purpose for being this long is doing a getting to the farlands% then beat the ender dragon. For those who don’t know what the farlands are, look up Antvenom’s videos on the farlands.

    • @notekatha
      @notekatha 2 роки тому +2

      Don't the farlands not even exist anymore? In the modern versions of the game.

    • @ryninja5788
      @ryninja5788 2 роки тому +1

      @@notekatha there are mods that can re-enable them in future versions. But I don’t know if that extends to 1.18, since the video that Antvenom made about the mod came out well before 1.18 released, and I know that 1.18 drastically changed how terrain generation works. But since the record boards use 1.16, I think there is a version of the mod that supports it.

  • @0hpossum
    @0hpossum Рік тому +3

    I think the Frenchman was my favorite out of all of em. He said no showers and thought what if they don’t believe me

  • @ImJubob
    @ImJubob 2 роки тому +16

    I love the charm this man has when he treats his chat like equals genuinely so inviting not “viewers” who pay him it’s great

  • @_cryone_5399
    @_cryone_5399 2 роки тому +1

    3:14 they wanna not to be the worst, theyre wanna be the best from the end

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +11

    I had an experience like this once myself. It's gonna sound like shilling, and it kinda is. Not exactly a deliberate slow run, but definitely a *slow run.* The game Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords was a game I loved playing on my R4 on the DS, and when I found out it had a PC port I decided "fuck it, I'm making a category for this." And since categories do require a video, I decided to speedrun it, little more than a glorified quick playthrough as I grinded monsters, died, went up to take a piss, had some lunch, and rambled for 7 hours until I finally finished the first speedrun of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords. In a few months someone took 3 hours off my time, and I laughed at how bad I am at the game.

  • @teaanddigestives
    @teaanddigestives 2 роки тому +21

    As someone who has cooked dinner during the cut scenes of wr attempts I feel personally attacked by this. For real though another great video and loved the steam in prep for this!

  • @raku8391
    @raku8391 2 роки тому +125

    How is trying to speedrun a game for years any more healthy than doing a single long speedrun instead?

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 роки тому +22

      Short term damage versus long term damage. Depends what you prefer

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 2 роки тому +11

      @@Atypical-0 Wouldn't one long speedrun be the short term damage?

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 2 роки тому +4

      @@9nikola yes

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 2 роки тому

      @@9nikola ???

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 роки тому +2

      Staying awake for to long in a row can make you do things you would never do. It has lead to murder before

  • @SergieXD
    @SergieXD 2 роки тому +6

    7:28 A yes yes the nether frog

  • @G3HP
    @G3HP 2 роки тому +7

    It's one thing if a speed-run just takes a long time to complete due to it's nature (like Twilight Princess Low%), but we shouldn't be encouraging people to upload what are essentially full on let's plays to the leader-boards, as that defeats the whole "games done quick" spirit of speed-running in the first place.

  • @JohnTavastian
    @JohnTavastian 2 роки тому +2

    I kinda want to do one. Just do normal life, sleep for like 10 hours, have breakfast, go to school, go to gym, the bar. And sometimes play minecraft.

  • @zeke7100
    @zeke7100 2 роки тому +10

    what about instead of speedrunning the most optimized seed, someone finds the least optimized seed to run. I think that'd turn out pretty nice.

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 2 роки тому +1

    In ascending order of how much people are wasting their lives, the ranks are as follows:
    -People who watch edited speedrunning videos
    -People who make edited speedrunning videos
    -People who watch actual speedruns
    -People who do actual speedruns
    -People who moderate the speedrun forum
    -People who watch slowrun videos
    -People who make slowrun videos
    I have spoken.

  • @explosifiy
    @explosifiy 2 роки тому +24

    I would love to imagine a 100 hour speedrun that at the end opens the game files and puts themselves into the credits, making the mods have to sit through all of that.

  • @tcoder4610
    @tcoder4610 2 роки тому +9

    The irony is that these runs are still faster than me when trying to speedrun the game legit XD

  • @violetiw
    @violetiw 2 роки тому +34

    this was such a fun stream I had a great time bullying people over their awful houses and no shower strats 😎 really hope you do something like this again!

  • @snoodgaming4528
    @snoodgaming4528 13 днів тому +1

    a slow run for roblox doors would be very intresting due to anti stalling mechanics such as the "dread" entity that spawns after 8 minutes in a normal room and 1 hour in a boss room

  • @maximilianmoyer9423
    @maximilianmoyer9423 2 роки тому +5

    I feel like it would be fun to go for specifically second place for a bunch of games. It'd be a lot more specific in terms of the time you needed. There should be a leaderboard for most second place speedruns

  • @jillthompson4810
    @jillthompson4810 Рік тому +2

    IF I were to do a slow run or have a category for slow runs, I think the rule set I would use would be.
    1) Build a house
    2) Build a semiautomatic or automatic produce farm
    3) Build a semiautomatic or automatic mob farm
    4) Build a village trading hall
    5) Build an iron farm
    6) Build a raid farm (?)
    7) Find or attempt to find every structure in the game (Village, Raid Tower, Igloo, Witch Hut, Woodland Mansion, etc)
    8) Visit or attempt to visit and establish a small house in every biome
    9) Build a neither highway (can help with number 8)
    10) Obtain every obtainable block in the version being played
    11) Build a museum to show off said blocks
    12) Obtain full neitherite gear
    13) Locate the end portal
    14) Expand neither highway to make easy access to end portal
    15) Defeat End Dragon
    16) Obtain Dragon Egg and add to museum
    17) Defeat Guardian and Elder Guardian
    18) Defeat Wither
    19) Defeat Warden (17-19 can be interchanged in any order)
    20) Obtain Elytra
    21) Obtain all advancements
    22) Once everything has been achieved display full gear, items had and elytra in museum
    23)watch end credits again fully through (reading outload if comfortable/have the means)
    End time
    At least by having this rule set there would be definitive goals so that it's not just people doing nothing for hours just to pad the run time.
    I guess you could essentially call this run the 100% run

  • @redhoneysugarorange6290
    @redhoneysugarorange6290 2 роки тому +6

    Small ant is one of my favorite speedrunners, he's very entertaining

  • @NoGeometryDashSongs
    @NoGeometryDashSongs 2 роки тому +1

    i got idea.. aasrsg (all adv speedrun random seed glitchless) allow sleeping and taking breaks between playing, so if i play another 2000 days world and record it all then it would be weeks long and more recognizeable than top run because it would be longest run submitted by far mile

  • @evangelioncat2134
    @evangelioncat2134 2 роки тому +8

    9:39 you can see there that he smirk from here

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 2 роки тому +10

    As a French person, knowing that one of the last places is a a Frenchie makes me very happy and proud lmao-

    • @shooxie
      @shooxie 2 роки тому +1

      La même, j'ai clické sur la miniature car j'ai vu le nom de Leo-Paul, j'ai halluciné 😭😂 Vive la CCB

  • @Sylveon4living
    @Sylveon4living 2 роки тому +6

    Pro move: wait entire year by end portal after getting geared perfectly and after waiting a year defeat the dragon.

  • @crobodile
    @crobodile 2 роки тому +1

    My slowrun in “Ooh Aah and You: Fetch a Fruit” got topped (bottomed?) by a guy who went afk for 2 hours and the mods still accepted it. Well over 2 years ago but I am still mad

  • @Mr.Wigglesworth
    @Mr.Wigglesworth 2 роки тому +5

    Another underrated masterpiece

  • @nickick8498
    @nickick8498 2 роки тому +2

    5:15 Of course he never builds a house, do you not know how speedruns work? It's a waste of precious time.

  • @YaBoiBlackieChan
    @YaBoiBlackieChan Рік тому +8

    What is the music at 21:35???? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial 22 дні тому +1

    We need a run that's 10 years long

  • @CosmiBear
    @CosmiBear 2 роки тому +2

    As one of the Minecraft slowrun record holders I can say that slow running is just fun because you can be the best at being the worst.

  • @00jp11
    @00jp11 2 роки тому +1

    This video was uploaded on the 22.02.2022 (DD/MM/YYYY) which is a rare mirror date! :)

  • @judeott7275
    @judeott7275 2 роки тому +3

    Don't worry Spiff this summer I'm going for the dreaded 200 hour long minecraft slowrun

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 2 роки тому +2

    imagine leaving your computer on for a month and a half, only for the power to cut out before you can beat the dragon and verify the run

  • @AllExistence
    @AllExistence 2 роки тому +60

    _Slowruns must be inefficient, not pointless._
    *Slowruns should have those rules:*
    No afk for more then 5 minute/hour.
    Must progress at least one step of story per minute, if there is one. (Or side quest)(including moving is direction of target)
    Deliberately failing at actions is forbidden.
    Repeating same stuff without the reason is forbidden.
    Modding game is forbidden.

    • @AllExistence
      @AllExistence 2 роки тому +1

      @mcchego If you don't play the game, don't waste people's time.

    • @flupeleva1248
      @flupeleva1248 2 роки тому +7

      @@AllExistence The problem with these rules is that it's not healthy for speedrunners to try to be last: it encourages them to not sleep or eat for longer and longer periods of time. I would be in favor of allowing breaks just to sleep or eat.

    • @AllExistence
      @AllExistence 2 роки тому +2

      @@flupeleva1248 They get 5 mins to eat every hour. No sleep. Otherwise it's not a slowrun anymore. It's just wasting time. Besides, i don't believe they can last entire day if they forced to progress the game at least a little every minute.

    • @mr.potato
      @mr.potato 2 роки тому +8

      @@AllExistence The BOTW 100% speedrun was so long that the mods allowed people to take a break, so I don't see the issue

    • @AllExistence
      @AllExistence 2 роки тому

      @@mr.potato It depends on a game. Why don't you mention Persona 5 then? Anyway, break wasn't counted in the time _unlike there_

  • @uboat5715
    @uboat5715 2 роки тому +2

    Man did the minecraft no shower skip. What a legend, that’s a hard one to pull off

  • @atotallyhumanbeing
    @atotallyhumanbeing 2 роки тому +10

    Just love you videos dude, they honestly make my week - just really well made and really funny. Thanks for all of the effort! :D

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 2 роки тому +1

    Spiff: connard!
    Me: I wonder what that translates to. I took French and it looks familiar but I don’t know what it means
    GT: motherf-
    Me: o h that’s. not something I learned

  • @Onyxrissen
    @Onyxrissen 2 роки тому +9

    Lmao I love how he called SmallAnt a scrub lord. Poor Tanner

  • @notalive5479
    @notalive5479 2 роки тому

    As far as slowrunning in other games goes, F-zero GX has a stage I would like to see some slowrun attempts on. Chapter 6. The objective of the chapter is to reach the end without dipping below a certain speed. The track layout is designed to make that difficult, with pedestrian vehicles to maneuver around, slim parts of the track, dirt sections that reduce speed unless you boost, and so on. What I would like to see, is a slowrun that tries to stay as close to the minimum speed as possible, while driving on the outside of turns and zigzagging across the track on straights to get the worst time possible.
    Funnily enough, doing a slowrun like this would actually be harder than getting the Max Speed speedrun, since in the speedrun you just need to maintain max speed, murder pedestrians for boost power, and take the best lines. The precise, constant button presses to keep speed low and inefficient, swerving lines would make the slowrun a nightmare, between getting as close to the walls as possible without touching them and avoiding the pedestrians that are in the way. The dirt section in the end could be particularly bad, since boost timing maintain the lowest speed while risking blowing up on the dirt is a notable risk.

  • @djmack6474
    @djmack6474 2 роки тому +3

    dedication and endurance can be seen as a skill in itself

  • @Waterghosteus
    @Waterghosteus 2 роки тому +1

    Since the title said "NO SHOWERS" I was thinking it was a minecraft 'speed'run where the run ends when it rains in-game, and people tried to get as long of a time as possible.

  • @Fak3_noid
    @Fak3_noid 2 роки тому +3

    Im at 1:47 LMAOOOO

  • @yuuliann
    @yuuliann 2 роки тому +1

    the issue with making a separate category for slowruns in the leaderboards is that eventually people are gonna be motivated to do the exact same thing slowrunners did originally and speedrun the slowrun category, negating the solution and bringing us back to square one

  • @Napsta_Blooky
    @Napsta_Blooky 2 роки тому +4

    * Someone should just have a “100 Days” play through while speedruning Lmao

  • @squash2127
    @squash2127 2 роки тому +1

    I find it funny how spiff brings up health as a reason to not verify these when people who compete for the fastest times spend even longer than these guys just practicing

  • @loki_is_tired
    @loki_is_tired 2 роки тому +4

    The longest time I've taken to beat Minecraft was 5000+ hours in this Building world of mine where I realised I wanted an Elytra to help me with building, so I went and absolutely destroyed the Ender Dragon, just because I wanted to be able to build aesthetic builds easier. It was really fun.

  • @Yasser-444
    @Yasser-444 Рік тому

    14:24 😂😂😂 that one cought me off gard

  • @deciett
    @deciett 2 роки тому +9

    In my opinion, the moderators of each game should come up with reasonable guidelines for how long a run can be before it gets automatically rejected due to being too long. I figure for most games, 16 hours is a reasonable upper limit unless the run happens to take longer than that normally. But that can be handled on a per-game basis, obviously. Something like whichever is longer between 16 hours and twice as long as the #1 run.
    That way, even if people are trying to finish the run within frames of the upper cutoff, it wouldn't represent a huge health risk.

  • @discordiangod
    @discordiangod 2 роки тому +1

    Look at it this way:
    Its called speedrun, not fastrun.... speed is a unit, and some people's speed isn't fast.
    Its just a fact guys

  • @ECODKyleskymast
    @ECODKyleskymast 2 роки тому +8

    I agree about the health risks, but the same can also be said about actually trying to get the fastest time in a game. Both can damage you health if done for too long.

  • @Soapport
    @Soapport 2 роки тому +1

    Can't wait to see a video months down the road where Spiff has completed the 999 hour run. I will be waiting patiently until it happens.

  • @PinkAndTheKeytarCat
    @PinkAndTheKeytarCat 2 роки тому +4

    I'm just going to say that I think the best way to start a slow run is, "Hi, I've never run this game before, so let's start the timer and see how it goes." Timer starts. Player then begins downloading and installing the game.

  • @Martyste
    @Martyste 2 роки тому +1

    NikedMan's speedrun watching T90 casting an Age of Empires II pro game starring The Viper, within Poppy Playtime, had me in tears X3
    You're lucky he wasn't watching him cast a Forest Nothing!

  • @Rezeee
    @Rezeee 2 роки тому +13

    You've also gotta consider that the moderators need to watch the whole run in order to verify, and lets just say that if the lowest time is 100hrs then the moderator is gonna have a fun time.

  • @kingofqueso4848
    @kingofqueso4848 11 місяців тому +1

    999 hours into days is 41.63, that into weeks is 5.95 weeks, good luck

  • @Spoorot
    @Spoorot 2 роки тому +3

    Make a fnaf world record history video, the time is down to the 2:40s now :o

  • @SlimeyZockt
    @SlimeyZockt 2 роки тому

    What a chad, he showed the cooking. I was literally like: "i i were dumb enough to attempt this, it would most definitely become a cooking stream" and here we are

  • @hanthonyc
    @hanthonyc 2 роки тому +4

    ...Was this inspired by that person's little brother in the Bad Poppy's Playtime Speedrun Submissions video comment section?

  • @rod99ttett90
    @rod99ttett90 2 роки тому +2

    SmallAnt did that ?? 0:52
    Making sure he was the last ?

  • @LevenLappi
    @LevenLappi 2 роки тому +12

    I would love to propose to the spreedrun website mods to create a alternative website for slowruns, so they could keep them separate.

  • @huskybotie1552
    @huskybotie1552 2 роки тому +1

    All my Minecraft horse is doing is sitting in a boat in front of my furnaces.

  • @PaddeeBA
    @PaddeeBA 2 роки тому +8

    I feel like the mods should keep allowing this, but make it against the rules to neglect your health, win-win

  • @kausly
    @kausly 2 роки тому

    10:00 I can't hear a word, the whisper is too good

  • @Lasagnaisprettycool
    @Lasagnaisprettycool 2 роки тому +12

    It's funny for 2 seconds but really it's just a lack of quality control. Old SDA might have been too strict but this is pushing what should be (in my personal OPINION) allowed or at least shoved in a separate category.

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I’d be fine with that. Just put slow runs in their own category so it’s not flooding in on the normal speedruns

    • @brentbottoms2876
      @brentbottoms2876 2 роки тому

      @@Lh0000 it's not like it's shown at the top

    • @brentbottoms2876
      @brentbottoms2876 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lh0000 also when do Normal speed runs stop being very bad slow runs and be excluded

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 2 роки тому +3

      @@brentbottoms2876 I don’t know when do people dirtying laundry stop being really bad cleaners and get excluded from the cleaning clothes? =_=

  • @imvirpil
    @imvirpil 2 роки тому

    7:24 this is officially called the "Nether Frog" now.

  • @PopeMical
    @PopeMical 2 роки тому +13

    Slow speedruns are funny the first few times but the gimmick wears off real quick if you are the one having the verify the runs for a speed run leaderboard.
    I feel like once a category gets enough runs, some sort of limit for length is a good idea. Like if the average speed is 30 minuets, 1hr+ runs aren't allowed.

    • @faimynth6030
      @faimynth6030 2 роки тому +1

      Honestly that would really kill the point cause then everyone would just play normally to get to the 1h point then just finish and be done and then we would have 40 speedruns all that are the same time.
      I get your point but i honestly think it's either needs to be allowed or not at all because limiting the time wouldn't really work.

    • @PopeMical
      @PopeMical 2 роки тому

      @@faimynth6030 I suggested a max length to give an easy way to judge runs that can be clearly listed in the rules and isn't subjective at all.
      I figured that double the average run length is a good enough range to allow people actually serious about submitting runs to do so, while greatly reducing the amount of time spent on troll runs.
      Oh and personally I don't think multiple people trying to tie for last place is a problem. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not that different from people trying to get the longest run submitted, and at least those tied runs would be easier to verify.

  • @Scribbelzz
    @Scribbelzz 2 роки тому +1

    I love how he showed smallant's intentional 0 star mario 64 run at 0:53

  • @dxrk3400
    @dxrk3400 2 роки тому +3

    we never got to know the rating on the last run :(

  • @hogsboots7454
    @hogsboots7454 Рік тому +1

    Man I feel bad for that small ant guy, I hear he’s always at the bottom of the leaderboards. To make it worse I hear he always is trying his best but he just can’t. I saw a Mario speed run where he got a 69 hours and 42 minutes run feels bad