What If Germany Lost All Their Tanks In Africa? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 3 роки тому +2014

    Spain: Time to crush the British with our Grand Armada!
    Me: Hey, I've seen this one!

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 3 роки тому +1217

    Flameingdeath: Throws africa*
    Bo: "a throw that bad can never happen again"
    Me and Zenoo: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @tremmy33
      @tremmy33 3 роки тому +30

      Yo it’s the lord himself of throwing

    • @sp0ckz0mbi3
      @sp0ckz0mbi3 3 роки тому +17

      Hey, mistakes happen. Atleast it made for a good episode.

    • @grandmapepe8331
      @grandmapepe8331 3 роки тому +34

      Never saw you capitulate so I’d say it’s a win!

    • @twitchcoolbob66
      @twitchcoolbob66 3 роки тому +6

      Really munk -.-
      🤔🤔 Also so sad 0 Finnish spy memes in this video

  • @lonk9183
    @lonk9183 3 роки тому +673

    i like how bo puts “what if” in the title as if german tanks dying in africa wasn’t a commodity in this series

  • @lando8801
    @lando8801 3 роки тому +2053

    Idk how but it took me way too long to realize I was the Mongolia in this game. Also, bo's editing to show the axis as semi-competent in this game is amazing lol

    • @twitchcoolbob66
      @twitchcoolbob66 3 роки тому +321

      I was Finland and I heard my self maybe once. Bo got them audio editing skillz man

    • @lando8801
      @lando8801 3 роки тому +157

      @@twitchcoolbob66 lol that was a fun game. I swear I woulda beat you if I wasn’t retarded and hadn’t fucked up my supply 😂. Also btw when I grabbed Helsinki were you afk or was that a bait cause you nearly encircled me

    • @twitchcoolbob66
      @twitchcoolbob66 3 роки тому +129

      @@lando8801 That was a attempt at bait tbh. But I basically had given up at that rate because we had basically lost.

    • @lando8801
      @lando8801 3 роки тому +61

      @@twitchcoolbob66 I feel that I was just snaking tryna get some glory at that point as well lol.

    • @twitchcoolbob66
      @twitchcoolbob66 3 роки тому +28

      @@lando8801 understandable

  • @connorjones9445
    @connorjones9445 3 роки тому +300

    The entire Spanish Army landed in Brest, fought the French for a few days and then called it quits. The history book on this is going to be wildin'.

    • @hunterg24
      @hunterg24 3 роки тому +5

      Why DID his army suddenly disappear? Buggy gameplay?

    • @sentinel7672
      @sentinel7672 3 роки тому +50

      @@hunterg24 It's a semi-stupid quirk in HOI I'm afraid. Last I checked, if you lose enough of your core territory to capitulate, all your armies on the same continent and squadrons in territory that you lose during the capitulation get deleted. I *assume* that's what happened here, but he didn't get the event/message for some reason. My guess is, France did something while Bo was distracted that led to them controlling enough of the Iberian peninsula to force a capitulation, probably pulling units off Brest when he realized Bo sent his entire army there and left his country unprotected.

  • @neoniiden7644
    @neoniiden7644 3 роки тому +783

    Africa play has been getting WORSE AND WORSE since every compilation

    • @Malactica
      @Malactica 3 роки тому +93

      ty ;P

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 3 роки тому +4

      Can’t be that difficult, just stick your bloody tanks there and away you go!

    • @cameronbernard493
      @cameronbernard493 3 роки тому +52

      If you have competent allies, I've seen 3 south African med tanks with TD. 4 Canadian med tanks with mech amd TD, 20+ Australians with AT that can pierce, and like 10+ indian mech divisions. Shit can be hard to beat if axis is bad.

    • @TheColombianSpartan
      @TheColombianSpartan 3 роки тому +7

      I remember that one video in which bo (Brazil) and France absolutely tag teamed the Axis in Africa
      That was godly

    • @MrNicoJac
      @MrNicoJac 3 роки тому +1

      @@cameronbernard493
      Even against AI, I don't think I could get Africa if the Allies had all those (advanced) divisions there!

  • @kepchuimperio
    @kepchuimperio 3 роки тому +733

    Wow, Bokoen not playing a major? Is a mirac-
    Oh wait he is on the losing side uh oh

  • @ObviouslyNotXenrek
    @ObviouslyNotXenrek 3 роки тому +203

    man, the whole thing sounds so much more chill when it isnt devolving into the same 3 or 4 people screaming at the top of their lungs and face-rolling a cursed soundboard; like, love the whole crew, but some of them consistently have the same reactions to the same mistakes they continue to make years apart lmao

    • @hanzohattori4078
      @hanzohattori4078 3 роки тому +19

      So just like real life where people can consistently make the same mistakes years later 🤔

    • @burney7998
      @burney7998 3 роки тому +19

      Braun doing the "????????????" sound is pog

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 3 роки тому +11

      The character development of this series is somewhat lacking.

  • @zeroxthesoldat4410
    @zeroxthesoldat4410 3 роки тому +209

    I dont think i've seen the Axis more cheerful attempting to pull off desperate Endsieg manoeuvres.

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 3 роки тому +7

      the mod has been running really smooth lately, which really helps since you arent trying to stay positive at 4am in the morning

  • @bwiisoldier2658
    @bwiisoldier2658 3 роки тому +441

    I can hear Rommel turning in his grave

    • @Eminentharp
      @Eminentharp 3 роки тому +84

      he's turning so fast they're using it as a natural resource in power production

    • @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149
      @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149 3 роки тому +41

      @@Eminentharp Top 10 ways to solve German energy crisis

    • @shadowbirdcat7500
      @shadowbirdcat7500 3 роки тому

      @Order & Chaos throws more tanks in Africa

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 роки тому +5

      No he's proud because they outstreched their supply lines, a classic rommel move.

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 3 роки тому

      Yeah, you're supposed to lose them all Dashing to the Wire!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +46

    “All of Iberia has fallen, but don’t worry guys we got Brest”

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +40

    “Don’t worry the Spanish Armada will save us”
    *”The Spanish Armada did not save them”*

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 3 роки тому +82

    Those units in Brest be like: Oh ok Mr Bokoen... Im boutta head out...
    [Walks into the 4th dimension and disappears instantly]

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +18

    Bo: where’s my army?
    France: Gone, reduced to atoms

  • @AdmiralRamenNoodles
    @AdmiralRamenNoodles 3 роки тому +166

    So an accurate representation of African front

  • @legolas-xu6ou
    @legolas-xu6ou 3 роки тому +37

    Bo: I've never seen a bigger disaster in North Africa!
    Me: WTF happened to Brazil?!?

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 3 роки тому

      @@novitrix9671 Of course, he was. Who else as a puppet could almost kill a secondly power.

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 3 роки тому +22

    Honestly Bo is at his most funny when he's losing. The stuff he says and strats he trys to pull when he's on the losing side is just hilarious.

  • @FreedomPuppy
    @FreedomPuppy 3 роки тому +54

    4:14
    *screen has Brussels on it*
    Bo: "This is Bruxelles"
    Can't believe I'm subbed to a French-loving Dane.

  • @arminthegreat3729
    @arminthegreat3729 3 роки тому +139

    I’m not gonna lie, I expected Swimmy or Golden to be on Germany when I saw the title.

  • @Toastiye
    @Toastiye 3 роки тому +17

    I love how you pulled off your entire army from your front in Spain, only to be surprised that you capitulated

  • @mitotol7367
    @mitotol7367 3 роки тому +3

    "North africa or Family" -Last recorded transmission to Italian General Vin Diesel

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 роки тому +6

    I see Bo went from frustration when his allies fail him to memeing.

  • @mossfen583
    @mossfen583 3 роки тому +1

    8 April 1943
    Officer1: Sir, there is no resistance in Spanish mainland. Our troops are conquering territories swiftly.
    *Ten seconds later another guy rushes in to the allied war room*
    Officer2: Sir, the entire Spanish army is conducting a counter-attack from Brest.

  • @Fash0da
    @Fash0da 3 роки тому +35

    Flashback to the Italian player who couldn’t manage to use garrison orders effectively.

    • @davidstrau1461
      @davidstrau1461 3 роки тому +6

      to be fair even If the italy Player Had put 1 Division on each Port that wouldnt have been enough to Stop that 10 Division Stack naval invading and He also Said that there was Not enough supply. They also didnt Cover the Coast behind the Tanks

    • @zarko305
      @zarko305 3 роки тому

      What was the name of that video?

    • @grandmapepe8331
      @grandmapepe8331 3 роки тому +2

      @@zarko305 operation sealion 2.0 I believe

    • @zarko305
      @zarko305 3 роки тому

      @@grandmapepe8331 king

    • @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469
      @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidstrau1461 yea but the thing is he did it twice.

  • @fetts4ck849
    @fetts4ck849 3 роки тому +21

    When you get capitulated and don't even realize. That's a dressel moment xD

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 роки тому +2

      I mean it was a fast capitulation but damn he should have held the Pyrenees a little bit. He has no excuse. Perhaps he was naval invaded too. That would allow capitulation within 2 months easy:

  • @askkedladd
    @askkedladd 3 роки тому +5

    That was a big larp from the axis.

  • @spiderduckpig
    @spiderduckpig 3 роки тому +4

    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 роки тому +10

    Bo: Wait. My army just disappeared!
    French Spain: Hello.

  • @isaacdestura7495
    @isaacdestura7495 3 роки тому +3

    2:20 that’s a lot of PP talk, thought this was a family show :P

  • @andyz.5431
    @andyz.5431 3 роки тому +3

    In my recent game as Germany and Expert AI, I decided to play defensive and political, didnt occupy Czechia and didnt attack Poland, didnt ally with italy. Italy then declared war against yugoslawia, france/uk joined. I then declared war on Italy, rushing it with mountain troops. Everyone loved me and sent me lend lease, even the UK.
    Now it's mid 1940, took whole italy during peace conference and I am at peace with everyone. But France just declared war on Iraq and Iraq joined comintern leading to a war between Sovietunion and France/UK. I will just continue arming and let them fletch each other. Funny game.

  • @Void_Wars
    @Void_Wars 3 роки тому +80

    Dresden was justified.

    • @toreq1127
      @toreq1127 3 роки тому +20

      cringe: "dresden was justified"
      based: "warsaw was justified"

    • @NT-fj7dm
      @NT-fj7dm 3 роки тому +3

      @@toreq1127 Based.

    • @dxhunter9170
      @dxhunter9170 3 роки тому +14

      @@toreq1127 Bespoke: Berlin deserved it

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 роки тому +8

      Berlin and Dresden deserved it

    • @toreq1127
      @toreq1127 3 роки тому +6

      @@dxhunter9170 lmao compared to warsaw what berlin got was like a hug

  • @halzan7467
    @halzan7467 3 роки тому +4

    1:30 MOMLOVER77X

  • @psyduckpsy8726
    @psyduckpsy8726 3 роки тому +2

    just watched the stream of this one and the timing of Bo's upload is astronomical

  • @momslayer2139
    @momslayer2139 3 роки тому +2

    Momlover77x, my moral enemy

  • @braedanquigley7500
    @braedanquigley7500 3 роки тому +6

    Boko1I love when you feel incredible anger

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 3 роки тому +14

    It was fun watching and listening to Swimmy’s stream and how he was gonna troll the Axis but ended up being a key component to in slowing down the ally and commie fronts.

  • @JonathanAuburn
    @JonathanAuburn 3 роки тому +5

    The move on Brest felt like it came straight out of the game of Risk. Unfortunately for Bo HOI4 isn't turn-based

  • @harshveerbhatti5424
    @harshveerbhatti5424 3 роки тому +1

    8:35 didn't know that the Reconquista began in Britany, i guess you can't expect the Spanish Inquistion

  • @lolGuiPereira
    @lolGuiPereira 3 роки тому +8

    "My army has just disappeared?!?" LUL

  • @stuartmclaughlin3843
    @stuartmclaughlin3843 3 роки тому +1

    6:47 german commanders at the end of a message

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 3 роки тому

      Genuinly laughed out loud

  • @comradejeb2248
    @comradejeb2248 3 роки тому +11

    Medium tanks are strong
    But not as strong as -heavy tanks- family

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 3 роки тому

      Especially the IS-
      FAMILY

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 3 роки тому +7

    Francisco Franco: *Does something, earlier than planned.*
    The rest of the Axis: "OF ALL THE STUPID, ASADINE, SHARK-JUMPING BS!!!"

  • @astrangeperson9305
    @astrangeperson9305 3 роки тому +16

    Bo: IM GONNA TAKE BACK BREST
    HOI4 Capitulation: How about no?

  • @Argie87
    @Argie87 3 роки тому +1

    9:26 he had a stroke

  • @bennetthaah8236
    @bennetthaah8236 3 роки тому +1

    spanish troops sail to brest and after an offensive are allowed a capitulation siesta

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 3 роки тому +3

    Bo lost his army.🤣

  • @RemixByChoda
    @RemixByChoda 3 роки тому +2

    Yes new episode finally

  • @federicofiordelli104
    @federicofiordelli104 3 роки тому +7

    Me seeing the title:
    Didnt someone else already lose like 12 tank divisions to aussies in africa?

  • @beejay99ah
    @beejay99ah 3 роки тому +4

    I love how comical Bo becomes when he's losing.

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 3 роки тому +1

    The pizza blunder of 1942

  • @heli0s101
    @heli0s101 3 роки тому +2

    Is it the 1000 hours Italy guy again?

    • @Malactica
      @Malactica 3 роки тому +4

      no it was 2255 hours me :D

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 3 роки тому

    It’s like they’re trying to one up each other by how badly they handle Africa

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 3 роки тому

    I literally made a joke about Mussolini getting Hitlers tanks encircled in Africa today and this shows up

  • @Iridescent_Astraea
    @Iridescent_Astraea 3 роки тому

    9:26 that fucking noise lol, BoMaulding.Mp3

  • @blitzer4529
    @blitzer4529 3 роки тому

    I found you yesterday and I’ve been addicted since

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani 3 роки тому

    5:05 Johnny meets Diego Brando (Circa 1890)

  • @enric1478
    @enric1478 3 роки тому +1

    Damn that went crazy

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 3 роки тому +5

    what if I move my entire army into brest
    2 seconds later: Capitulates

  • @thescotishclonetrooperecho7773
    @thescotishclonetrooperecho7773 3 роки тому

    Got hoi4 during the summer sale, now I know what you guys are actually talking about

  • @ea2508
    @ea2508 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe bo didn't put swimmy's epic last stand in the video smh

  • @rudegamer12
    @rudegamer12 3 роки тому

    The first clip of the video reminds me of that Jack Churchill quote

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 3 роки тому

    Bo - What if Germany lost all it's tanks in Africa
    Me - Why are Germany's tanks in Africa? *Looks at Italy*

  • @Fruzhin5483
    @Fruzhin5483 3 роки тому +1

    Tsar Momlover the third of Swimmy-Coburg-Gotha

  • @sumomanify
    @sumomanify 3 роки тому

    Glad to see the Spanish armada came in clutch

  • @kachingcold5452
    @kachingcold5452 3 роки тому

    i really hope for merch in the future love your vids :)

  • @LordGoblin9876
    @LordGoblin9876 3 роки тому

    Oh how I hate you playing Spain lmao. "I'm gonna build the armada" haha

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 3 роки тому

    "You have failed to LARP"

  • @thekebab1655
    @thekebab1655 3 роки тому +1

    The virgin normal name vs the chad « momlover77x »

  • @schwenk1592
    @schwenk1592 3 роки тому +2

    Hitler: ready the panzers for Barbarossa
    Officer: uhm that’s not possible
    Hitler what?!
    Officer: they were lost in North Africa

  • @theinquisition_
    @theinquisition_ 3 роки тому

    When I saw the title, I instinctively said “they loose”

  • @nemesiscrysis4955
    @nemesiscrysis4955 3 роки тому +1

    During the Benelux-France campaign
    Swimmy: "I'm just tired of winning honestly."

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 3 роки тому

    how the fuck do you guys not get bored from playing this game over and over?

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 3 роки тому +1

    Bo why don’t you link to the twitch archive of these?

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 3 роки тому

    Rommel: Mein Fuhrer, I’m not feeling so good…

  • @nixlarfs1002
    @nixlarfs1002 3 роки тому

    W.r.t. the intro text: "perform good" means spread peace and love, or similar, while "perform well" would have meant to actually accomplish what they set out to do, i.e., "perform bad", as in conquer the world and do axis stuff.

  • @KonyCurrentYear
    @KonyCurrentYear 3 роки тому

    My favourite episodes are when the Axis loses in Africa and Italy gets invaded. 2nd favourite is when China puts up a good fight against Japan.

  • @szlachta4763
    @szlachta4763 3 роки тому +2

    First hoi4 Spain game, I think

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 3 роки тому

    3:06 idk that made me laugh so hard. I'm mentally 2

  • @David-oo9ip
    @David-oo9ip 3 роки тому

    Cant believe swimmy carried the axis

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 3 роки тому +1

    Epic content right outa oven hell yea!

  • @rbryangonzalez
    @rbryangonzalez 3 роки тому

    I think you mean, What if Germany lost all their tanks in Africa AGAIN

  • @burney7998
    @burney7998 3 роки тому

    Could have named it "The worst axis ever 105"

  • @scetmam1031
    @scetmam1031 3 роки тому

    Can't believe bokoen uploaded

  • @Bob-jf1tb
    @Bob-jf1tb 3 роки тому

    Spanish coming back to Brest. nature IS healing

  • @gonshi9
    @gonshi9 3 роки тому

    bo is inspiring disney series with these titles if you know what i mean

  • @Zlatirano
    @Zlatirano 3 роки тому

    Did someone just cheat and do ''deleteallunits'' because your navy and ships were also gone when your army disappeared.

  • @cardinalpepe
    @cardinalpepe 3 роки тому

    What mod does bokeon1 use to remove Africa/some other parts if the world?

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 3 роки тому

    What a weird scenario

  • @jessepe2899
    @jessepe2899 3 роки тому +6

    I'm pretty sure this is the first, and hopefully the last, mention of pissbombs on the UA-cam side

  • @arvidlindblom5922
    @arvidlindblom5922 3 роки тому

    Thank you Bokoen. I am drunk ss Fuck trying to sleep

  • @DahAlex
    @DahAlex 3 роки тому

    Pov, Rommel never got assigned to Africa

  • @flankana
    @flankana 3 роки тому

    What is this? A bo video at a normal time?? IMPOSSIBLE!!

  • @kempsowo1787
    @kempsowo1787 3 роки тому

    At the start in spain the whole thing about holding was kinda dumb because it said it bypasses the focus anyways? Maybe I'm dumb but idk

  • @e_x_c_u_b_i_t_o_r_ejiysb7169
    @e_x_c_u_b_i_t_o_r_ejiysb7169 3 роки тому

    Why is it whenever Bo played as Axis he always lose nowadays?

  • @jacksyoutube09
    @jacksyoutube09 3 роки тому +1

    Pogo memento

  • @benisign
    @benisign 3 роки тому

    Haven't watched the video but I know golden or swimmy are gonna be Italy.

  • @JuanC9
    @JuanC9 3 роки тому +1

    big brain

  • @codyarcher3263
    @codyarcher3263 3 роки тому

    Whats the mod that gives the guns projectiles?

  • @GugSport
    @GugSport 3 роки тому

    Endsieg in 43... Damn...

  • @lioninjawarloc
    @lioninjawarloc 3 роки тому

    So can someone explain to me what the hell happened to bo's units at 9:25