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  • @PetiteDeRae
    @PetiteDeRae 9 років тому +987

    I can imagine Swoozie being an old man in a retirement home, telling all these weird ass stories and the carers being like "oh cool, ok, I'm sure 😌"

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +197

      LOL that's a good one actually.

    • @neiht00
      @neiht00 9 років тому +3

      +sWooZie you are extremely funny lol. worth the waits

    • @jazmin2420
      @jazmin2420 9 років тому +2

      +sWooZie I really like your videos

    • @PetiteDeRae
      @PetiteDeRae 9 років тому +1

      +Luther Bottrill haha why thank you

    • @slater2001
      @slater2001 9 років тому +2

      Lol soo true...

  • @FriendlyFire2830
    @FriendlyFire2830 9 років тому +1051

    I love how for a moment in his life, Swoozie was actually planning to jump out of a fucking window.

    • @doughboy4286
      @doughboy4286 9 років тому +22

      +David Penn I'm pretty sure he was thinking about it, but I think he wasn't actually going to do it.

    • @007yuval
      @007yuval 9 років тому

      +FriendlyFire2830 Pink floyd ftw

    • @kaylapotter4876
      @kaylapotter4876 9 років тому +3

      That's what I would've done in that situation. Plan all of the escape routes. Would you rather die or break both your legs man, make a choice.

    • @thearcheduck8746
      @thearcheduck8746 9 років тому +1

      +zokon dragon No subs? He has 3,476,009.

    • @ducktective3782
      @ducktective3782 9 років тому

      +Milktank ™ I'd rather shoot myself tbh

  • @machaelagblack7545
    @machaelagblack7545 6 років тому +1153

    "She's carrying her hello kitty blanket" lmao 😂😂

  • @Mickey_Moon507
    @Mickey_Moon507 6 років тому +374

    3:44 "I'm just gonna jump. I don't even care... What's coming up the stairs..." Lol wooww

  • @HistoryofNothingArt
    @HistoryofNothingArt 9 років тому +466

    0:03 your "girl voice" gives me life hahaha

    • @samclik7747
      @samclik7747 9 років тому

      Hayden Brock LOL IKR

    • @tumblrgirly979
      @tumblrgirly979 9 років тому +2

      its sounds like a lazy turtle lol i love him

    • @ahyrlife2138
      @ahyrlife2138 9 років тому

      same tbh

    • @bobmucs6699
      @bobmucs6699 9 років тому +3

      lol hayden!! YAZ XD

    • @farzana6924
      @farzana6924 9 років тому +2

      Love your girl voice swoozie! That always cracks me up

  • @YMDgento
    @YMDgento 9 років тому +2687

    Swoozie uploads are always worth the wait!

  • @StudioAnnLe
    @StudioAnnLe 9 років тому +699

    Go pop the trunk, get the choppa, these kids are punks, got em. LOL!!

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +97

      I want to see more of ur animated stories like that camping one! It was great!

    • @belierjavier8222
      @belierjavier8222 9 років тому +4

      +sWooZie U wanna give her the DDDDDDDDDDDDD😂😂😂

    • @anaiahwatkins1699
      @anaiahwatkins1699 9 років тому

      +sWooZie or awesome

    • @elisa234
      @elisa234 9 років тому +1

      +sWooZie come and visit London! Last time you came here I missed you ( do a meet up at Westfield shopping Centre) ily ❤️❤️❤️

    • @buca117
      @buca117 9 років тому +2

      +Johnny Wind Imma break you Johnny. Imma break you so hard.

  • @Jdhill1124
    @Jdhill1124 6 років тому +2329

    It was sign language. The signs he made were “work” and “ there.” So he was telling the other guy to work.

  • @CloudDreamer4
    @CloudDreamer4 9 років тому +1469

    With crust!!!?? Hardcore bro!

    • @nuo2379
      @nuo2379 9 років тому

      IKR!!!!! XD

    • @maxpierre878
      @maxpierre878 9 років тому +4

      Man I'm so hardcore that I ate pancakes for breakfast instead of waffles. Yeah I'm a real bada$$.

    • @rx4368
      @rx4368 9 років тому

      lol

    • @jackmanleblanc2518
      @jackmanleblanc2518 9 років тому +1

      Max Pierre I'm so hardcore I ate pancakes for breakfast. WITHOUT SYRUP!

    • @maxpierre878
      @maxpierre878 9 років тому +2

      Jackman LeBlanc I ate Snickers... An hour before I was hungry!

  • @CloeCouture
    @CloeCouture 9 років тому +626

    Your videos give me life

  • @tpindell3
    @tpindell3 9 років тому +129

    "IM IN THE SYSTEM" lol

  • @amosrainsiv5187
    @amosrainsiv5187 6 років тому +768

    His shirt mean UA-camr but to me it means player

  • @Empressive
    @Empressive 9 років тому +74

    lol Swoozie's such a good storyteller

  • @evild00r30
    @evild00r30 8 років тому +307

    with the crusts?!?! Gangster level is over 9000!!

    • @saiyanx2347
      @saiyanx2347 8 років тому

      Right.

    • @kamitorrorga4568
      @kamitorrorga4568 8 років тому

      What the hell is wrong with the crusts? You guys are pansies.

    • @dabrat2585
      @dabrat2585 8 років тому +1

      +Kamitorrorga Oh my gosh it's a joke.

    • @kamitorrorga4568
      @kamitorrorga4568 8 років тому

      Random Rainbow Oh my gosh... Im going *along with* the joke.

    • @zerodreams1083
      @zerodreams1083 8 років тому +2

      i eat my peanut butter and jelly.....WITH CRUST.......
      im gangSTER...........can we take a moment to think a bout the fact dat hes a gay,probably white guy..IF U BLACK U DONT SAY GANSTEEERR...ITS GANGSTA!!

  • @MichaelWarbux
    @MichaelWarbux 9 років тому +212

    You're the most gangster person ever, Swoozie. Jumping out windows and stuff?!! Just gangster! lol

    • @MichaelWarbux
      @MichaelWarbux 9 років тому +1

      ***** Hey there!

    • @genas6703
      @genas6703 9 років тому +1

      Michael Warbux No you got it all wrong. He actually was fending them off and he threw him out the window xD

    • @memeeater420
      @memeeater420 9 років тому

      I drowned a fish now that's gangster. I got a calculator watch and cheated with one now that's gangster.

    • @MaxF1v3
      @MaxF1v3 6 років тому

      What's my name?
      What's my name?

    • @lana-or8wp
      @lana-or8wp 6 років тому

      Yea

  • @matthewgillespie1661
    @matthewgillespie1661 4 роки тому +73

    I can only imagine a couple being like watch out honey it’s swoozie he eats his pb&js with the crust

  • @SimplyKevin
    @SimplyKevin 9 років тому +1316

    Wow the animation has really improved since last video. NOICE.

  • @kingkrossover
    @kingkrossover 9 років тому +375

    I'm so gangsta I don't even bother finishing my senten

  • @jeliniah48
    @jeliniah48 9 років тому +298

    I love his animation stories😂

  • @colorcrash519
    @colorcrash519 6 років тому +421

    WELCOM TO THE SALTY SPITTOON HOW TOUGH ARE. YA
    Me:I eat pbj sandwiches
    SO?
    Me:with crust
    UHM SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING

    • @4corruptedz_
      @4corruptedz_ 5 років тому

      lol

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 4 роки тому +3

      I really don’t understand crust haters. It’s just the slightly burnt outside of the bread.

    • @xvernoserel669
      @xvernoserel669 9 місяців тому

      we dont deserve to breathe the same air as bro

  • @jordanfoshee
    @jordanfoshee 6 років тому +385

    “I eat my peanut butter and jell sandwiches with the crust.”
    Deep

  • @nemraps
    @nemraps 9 років тому +1630

    Freakin hilarious

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +64

      Thanks my man!!

    • @theguywhoposts2273
      @theguywhoposts2273 9 років тому +4

      +sWooZie HOLY BA-JEEZUS ITS THE SWOOZ!!!

    • @anaiahwatkins1699
      @anaiahwatkins1699 9 років тому +2

      +sWooZie ur awesome I want more vids I can't wait for more

    • @chubbysquirtle7084
      @chubbysquirtle7084 9 років тому +4

      Omg NemRaps u watch swoozie my two favriote youtubers lol

    • @jazmin2420
      @jazmin2420 9 років тому

      you got ee

  • @sandracaraballo9830
    @sandracaraballo9830 9 років тому +627

    You eat pb and j with crust? Pffft, bro I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.
    Without any milk.

    • @jamezman10
      @jamezman10 9 років тому +44

      OOOOOHH what up Spongebob reference?!?!?!

    • @lahpetsojv.2310
      @lahpetsojv.2310 9 років тому +12

      +James Watkins WHAT UP SUPERGIRL REFERENCE

    • @jamezman10
      @jamezman10 9 років тому

      +lahpetsoj v.2 lol that's what I was aiming for

    • @QrowTheGoat
      @QrowTheGoat 9 років тому +28

      i went on DisneyChannel.com without my parents permission.

    • @armondshakir3655
      @armondshakir3655 9 років тому +5

      PS3TrophyHD dude

  • @jadaranson510
    @jadaranson510 4 роки тому +166

    Iron man: He's a player
    Captain america: He's a youtuber
    Ant man: He's a resumer

  • @kiyahhatley6781
    @kiyahhatley6781 7 років тому +139

    Swoozie is so cute and funny “I eat my peanut butter and jelly with crust “😂😂

    • @bheelzman4429
      @bheelzman4429 6 років тому

      Elkiyah Hatley no joke two kids at my school got in a fight over smarties

  • @getamber2671
    @getamber2671 9 років тому +421

    That's nothing...when a server asks for a tip, I only tip 19%.

    • @AbboyeLawrence
      @AbboyeLawrence 9 років тому +55

      GetAmber Holy Fucking Savage

    • @phoenixmcleod985
      @phoenixmcleod985 9 років тому

      I don't tip, they never help me

    • @robertburbank3202
      @robertburbank3202 9 років тому +2

      +GetAmber Oh shit, not 20%

    • @getamber2671
      @getamber2671 9 років тому +11

      Robert Burbank
      Nope. *Puts on shades and walks away from epic explosion*

    • @snuffles5897
      @snuffles5897 9 років тому +9

      Pshhhh oh please I go 60.1 mph when the speed limit is 60

  • @RGVLove
    @RGVLove 9 років тому +317

    I EAT MY SANDWICHES WITH CRUST TOO!!
    and sometimes.....when no one is looking, I eat other peoples crust too :/

  • @jerrysashYT
    @jerrysashYT 4 роки тому +18

    3:30 😂👀 “I’m finna jump “

  • @kiriwhack3579
    @kiriwhack3579 9 років тому +143

    straight outta chipotle😂😂😂

  • @ActuallyAudacity
    @ActuallyAudacity 9 років тому +285

    Dont get it all twisted up....I'm gangsta...
    I eat cereal....
    Without the milk

    • @CerberusComplex
      @CerberusComplex 9 років тому +6

      Arka Roy i eat milk and cereal without the cereal.

    • @naver4ever
      @naver4ever 9 років тому

      iluvpenguins505 That's not gangster, its just being cavalier with your cereals.

    • @jcod196
      @jcod196 9 років тому +1

      Arka Roy SAVAGE

    • @forgottenwalker9372
      @forgottenwalker9372 9 років тому +2

      I didn't say hi to my neighbor

    • @wishgraffiti1402
      @wishgraffiti1402 9 років тому +3

      Im so gangsta i pour my milk BEFORE my cereal

  • @sheritakirtley6217
    @sheritakirtley6217 9 років тому +297

    yo dude I'm so gangsta, when i play minecraft i dig STRAIGHT DOWN! that's not even it! I also put my trash in the recycle bin!
    I CANNOT BE TAMED!

    • @sophiah3855
      @sophiah3855 9 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ehkoloh8249
      @ehkoloh8249 9 років тому +6

      Such savage

    • @ShirialKiller
      @ShirialKiller 9 років тому +4

      Can't be contained, huh? (Whispering to Walkie-Talkie) Code Red! Get the Death Star! I repeat: Code Red!

    • @sheritakirtley6217
      @sheritakirtley6217 8 років тому

      ***** you really shouldn't give you cover away like that. You said a member of WTF?!? I have been expecting you ice

    • @aquacat1459
      @aquacat1459 8 років тому

      Ooooooooohhhhhh😎😎😎😎thug life

  • @mlssmaya
    @mlssmaya 6 років тому +20

    3:29 “ᴵ’ᴹ ᶠᴵᴺᴺᴬ juMp” 😂😂

  • @Immajeanyus
    @Immajeanyus 9 років тому +477

    Do you eat your cereal without any milk, though?

    • @BronsBiggestfan
      @BronsBiggestfan 9 років тому +10

      That's not cereal that's just sugary dryness

    • @karatesoccerbaseball
      @karatesoccerbaseball 9 років тому +6

      +MUSTAFE ABDULAHI How about my bowl of nails.........without any milk?

    • @yannickmorsen8563
      @yannickmorsen8563 9 років тому +8

      Immajeanyus I've never eaten with cereal with milk before.

    • @Skyteify
      @Skyteify 9 років тому +5

      omf... no... you're on swoozie too?

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +41

      Immajeanyus ~ I sureeee do. I eat Froot Loops STRAIGHT out the box san!

  • @fuglybunniespodcast2845
    @fuglybunniespodcast2845 8 років тому +33

    I'm so gangsta, when my teacher asked me why I was late I said "someone told me to go to hell.. I couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here"

  • @t_legit6100
    @t_legit6100 9 років тому +166

    he says that hes gangster and then you listen to the music

  • @jrflores1451
    @jrflores1451 6 років тому +20

    " i need my eyes to breathe" 😂

  • @yadielw8122
    @yadielw8122 6 років тому +819

    What ya’ll talkin’ ‘bout?! I’m so gangster my mom tells me to go to bed at 9:00, but I go to bed at 9:01!

    • @lorenaisboo9954
      @lorenaisboo9954 6 років тому +4

      Punny Funny lol thats from musically

    • @zahra-om3hb
      @zahra-om3hb 6 років тому +1

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHOH

    • @adxreeaj
      @adxreeaj 6 років тому +3

      My bedtime is 10:00

    • @goodbyerelaxeli
      @goodbyerelaxeli 6 років тому +20

      Gangsters don't have bedtimes

    • @adxreeaj
      @adxreeaj 6 років тому

      ThatOneGuy4301 lik

  • @Magit1996
    @Magit1996 9 років тому +59

    3:25 xD "it's every man for himself now" lol i laughed way to hard on that part haha.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +29

      It was true though! Haha very glad to hear u mention that part. In editing I actually got a laugh hearing it back so hoped it would have the same effect on u guys

    • @himynameisbrianna7754
      @himynameisbrianna7754 9 років тому +2

      sWooZie I LOOK UP TO YOU SO MUCH

    • @eeveecloud9849
      @eeveecloud9849 9 років тому

      +sWooZie I think the people that were doing sign language was probably because the dudes were deaf and why they never talked

    • @Magit1996
      @Magit1996 9 років тому

      +sWooZie haha that and the "open the trunk" part as well. i couldn't help but bust a lil tear.. ah but don't get it twisted... I'm gangster as well xD

    • @The5thelemnt
      @The5thelemnt 9 років тому

      Magit1996 hahaha This whole story was great! Imagination gone wild! XD

  • @MeatlessBacon
    @MeatlessBacon 9 років тому +1827

    Does that shirt mean you're a UA-camr or a player? 😄

    • @nicklasstanley3931
      @nicklasstanley3931 9 років тому +16

      MeatlessBacon | Vlogs and Stuff Lol you're funny.

    • @MeatlessBacon
      @MeatlessBacon 9 років тому +19

      Nicklas Stanley It's a serious question... xD

    • @761839
      @761839 9 років тому +68

      MeatlessBacon | Vlogs and Stuff Why not both?

    • @YoungerThuggg
      @YoungerThuggg 9 років тому +13

      UA-camr. Same colors and sign for youtube

    • @SuperFreshprince007
      @SuperFreshprince007 9 років тому +9

      I was just thinking the same thing!!

  • @kaileyjane6550
    @kaileyjane6550 4 роки тому +53

    Someone needs too do a count of how many time he says,” do not get it twisted”

    • @dallassteel625
      @dallassteel625 Рік тому +1

      He said it 3 times. Hope you’re having a lovely day today! 😁

    • @proverbialloaf
      @proverbialloaf 5 місяців тому

      Another classic is his “sexier than a MUG” 😂💜

  • @TheNoddy121
    @TheNoddy121 9 років тому +13

    Never going to get tired of his method of delivery. It's too good

  • @missmyahernandez4477
    @missmyahernandez4477 8 років тому +139

    With crust!? Man you gangsta

  • @strengthoversize
    @strengthoversize 9 років тому +58

    The GAAAAAAWD Swoozie! You are legit my dad!

  • @iloveduster
    @iloveduster 5 років тому +67

    Swoozie: I heard you like bad boys
    Girl: hehe yea😘
    Swoozie: *eats pb and j with crust*
    Girl: .....
    *ten seconds later*
    Swoozie and girl are married with 2 kids and 3 dogs

  • @Ari-ty3tq
    @Ari-ty3tq 9 років тому +431

    Bro, im so gangsta I went on Disney Channels website withOUT my parents permission.

    • @Brandon-yo9uw
      @Brandon-yo9uw 9 років тому +9

      +Ari “Does minecraft” Styles NO FUCKING WAY O MY GAWD SOMEONE CALL D FUCKING PO-LICE

    • @alphahalk9405
      @alphahalk9405 9 років тому +5

      Bad idea bro.Gonna call the police now

    • @alloaeno
      @alloaeno 9 років тому +11

      I choked on water when you said that. We've got a rebel over here

    • @lpsgogirl101
      @lpsgogirl101 9 років тому +4

      Bro I'm so gangsta I have been going on the website without my parents knowing for 2 years and never got caught I even stole a skittles from a friend

    • @buddydogger4830
      @buddydogger4830 9 років тому +3

      Oooooohhhhhh gangsta

  • @gavinn.7272
    @gavinn.7272 9 років тому +1168

    This whole story is BS i highly doubt he eats his PB&J sandwiches with crust

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +336

      Negro I once shot a guy! Ok well I didn't shoot him but I bumped into him in the isle at wal-mart. It was pretty intense

    • @Tubekingstone
      @Tubekingstone 9 років тому +13

      +sWooZie youre a good youtuber keep it coming

    • @HerExpressiveMind
      @HerExpressiveMind 9 років тому +3

      +Gavin N. bruh it was a joke take it easy

    • @angelmanaois
      @angelmanaois 9 років тому +14

      +typicaltyonce (Tyra Hughes) bruh this was a joke too, don't take things so seriously.

    • @TrashScoutMain
      @TrashScoutMain 9 років тому +4

      I eat my PB&J Sandwiches with crust... :3

  • @amychesney354
    @amychesney354 8 років тому +52

    Swoz so gangsta he brush his teeth then drink orange juice

    • @jpower1983
      @jpower1983 8 років тому +3

      DAAAMN DANIEL

    • @anwillkode
      @anwillkode 7 років тому

      Bro that is next level of gangsta

  • @pandadawg2620
    @pandadawg2620 5 років тому +279

    Swoozie: *gets mad*
    *Turns into hulk*
    *Makes terrorizer Sounds*
    lol

  • @kittygamers8417
    @kittygamers8417 8 років тому +312

    I'm even mor gangster, I it my fruit loops WITHOUT MILK! I also take all the marshmallows out of the box of lucky charms.

  • @UnlockExperiences
    @UnlockExperiences 9 років тому +457

    pfft please, I EAT CEREAL WITHOUT THE BOWL.
    WITH MILK.

    • @DelthinTheRanger
      @DelthinTheRanger 9 років тому +1

      +Leesha Shakeer just spoon cereal into your mouth and pour in some milk, Mr Bean did it, anyone can

    • @mindyours752
      @mindyours752 9 років тому

      +Robert Does UA-cam We use to do that way back in the day with like coco puffs. I think Bill and Ted did it. Then it became a thing.

    • @diamondminer99
      @diamondminer99 9 років тому

      +Leesha Shakeer i dont understand ur logic :(

    • @anyadicki583
      @anyadicki583 9 років тому

      soooo u eat it on a plate???

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 9 років тому +1

      Fuck, I'm laughing too hard at that!

  • @clairebarnes7842
    @clairebarnes7842 8 років тому +2495

    I'm such a gangster, I went to the Disney channel website without my parents permission
    Get on my level 😎

    • @jack_septic_eye
      @jack_septic_eye 8 років тому +11

      Claire Emily xd

    • @gamenation9991
      @gamenation9991 8 років тому +39

      Claire Emily ima so gangster I got I permission slip to go to a school trip I sighed the permission slip for my parents...But I forgot to tell them and now I'm all of a sudden leaving my home...HELL ME!!!!!! 😎😎😎

    • @dazaiosamu4897
      @dazaiosamu4897 8 років тому +17

      Claire Emily once a lady gave me 200$ on Halloween cause she though I was cute😂✌🏼️😎

    • @lyricpuncher8981
      @lyricpuncher8981 8 років тому +6

      LMAO LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erzkalean2904
      @erzkalean2904 8 років тому +13

      such savageness

  • @mommyandmatthew6447
    @mommyandmatthew6447 6 років тому +4

    1:37 "I'm from the streets" 😂 yeah the streets of Disney. Always funny videos

  • @JazmineGarciaTV
    @JazmineGarciaTV 9 років тому +8

    Truly the best storyteller. You're the best Swoozie!

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 років тому +4

      Someday I will hopefully be on ur lvl

    • @JazmineGarciaTV
      @JazmineGarciaTV 9 років тому +1

      +sWooZie I dunno.. Wouldn't bet on it >:)

    • @Spiz.z
      @Spiz.z 9 років тому

      Ayee.... Im telling Travie 👀

  • @RandomPerson-pi9cu
    @RandomPerson-pi9cu 7 років тому +801

    Psh, dat nothin’ I drink orange juice... AFTER I brush my teeth!

  • @weakgait
    @weakgait 8 років тому +266

    Tanisha, what are you doing? XD

  • @shadin1937
    @shadin1937 4 роки тому +7

    "I eat my pb and j with crust" this man is dangerous to be kept alive lol

  • @narutogodgamer4385
    @narutogodgamer4385 8 років тому +44

    I love how he sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger at 0:30 and turn to hulk xD

  • @_kahlanii_6140
    @_kahlanii_6140 6 років тому +565

    I eat the crust BEFORE the sandwich...
    BOOM💣💥

  • @danielcheskes5466
    @danielcheskes5466 9 років тому +22

    "I was ready to jump out that window" after 1 minute "I was about to take them all out"

  • @psykot0xic934
    @psykot0xic934 2 роки тому +1

    I’m binge’n my boi the swooooz

  • @MendhiSensations
    @MendhiSensations 9 років тому +278

    I was sent here by lilly. I cant believe i haven't come across your videos before. Its so entertaining! Love it. Subbed

  • @djdimezza2042
    @djdimezza2042 7 років тому +133

    1:56 got Lilly in there 😂

    • @myplatinum9106
      @myplatinum9106 6 років тому

      Skarlet Lee 😂😂I thought I was the only person #team unicorn

    • @chipotle1981
      @chipotle1981 6 років тому +1

      Just went back like how did I miss this stuff

    • @rewired6047
      @rewired6047 6 років тому

      Skarlet Lee

    • @Mickey_Moon507
      @Mickey_Moon507 6 років тому

      Never noticed that! 🦄🦄🦄🦄

  • @smogozone2417
    @smogozone2417 8 років тому +731

    I'm more gangster I use the same knife for peanut butter and jelly plus crust.

    • @cammyden6126
      @cammyden6126 8 років тому +8

      Smog Ozone OH MY GEEZ SO MUCH GANGSTER. Please. I'm more gangster. I eat my peanut butter jelly with crust AND I don't drink notin with it. AND I USE THE SAME KNIFE. 💥

    • @danfangaming3544
      @danfangaming3544 8 років тому +5

      Same with me

    • @cstrawberry9584
      @cstrawberry9584 8 років тому +2

      Smog Ozone your bad

    • @artninjutsu3020
      @artninjutsu3020 8 років тому

      Smog Ozone oooooooh im scared that is so gangster though 😂

    • @beepbapboopbop4897
      @beepbapboopbop4897 8 років тому +5

      Smog Ozone wow your totes gangster 😂😂😂😂😂 get a LIFE

  • @kadiekatie
    @kadiekatie 6 років тому +4

    You and Domics/Dominic are legends! 😂

  • @kibitz2327
    @kibitz2327 9 років тому +32

    If I had a dollar for everytime swoozie was in an awkward situation I'd be swimming in money.

  • @EmeraldMedina
    @EmeraldMedina 8 років тому +148

    can't tell if his shirt is supposed to mean "UA-camr" or "Player"

    • @kezyne
      @kezyne 8 років тому +2

      I think it means UA-camr. I've seen other UA-camrs wearing the same shirt.

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 8 років тому +4

      could be both xD

    • @XxXP4nd4B34rXxX
      @XxXP4nd4B34rXxX 8 років тому +1

      Pretty sure it's UA-camr since it's the UA-cam logo/colors

    • @kimberlinventura6224
      @kimberlinventura6224 8 років тому

      i think its youtuber

    • @4ortKnox
      @4ortKnox 8 років тому +2

      I think that's the point. That it could mean both

  • @givemebackmykids5061
    @givemebackmykids5061 8 років тому +28

    Swoozie is the ideal adult to me

  • @abubakersufer7085
    @abubakersufer7085 5 років тому +14

    "i eat my peanut butter snd jelly sandwich with crust" XD

  • @movielover288
    @movielover288 9 років тому +83

    Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?
    Swoozie: How tough am I?! I eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...
    Bouncer: Yeah, so?
    Swoozie: ...with the crust.
    Bouncer: O.O Right this way sir

    • @tronic925
      @tronic925 9 років тому

      Andrew Davis XD

    • @jasminecastro794
      @jasminecastro794 9 років тому

      Andrew Davis you sir get a round of applause #genius

    • @drooskie9525
      @drooskie9525 9 років тому

      jasmine castro For some odd reason, I just read applause as "applesauce".

    • @jocelynalvarez6468
      @jocelynalvarez6468 9 років тому

      yet best comment 😂

    • @1512boogie
      @1512boogie 9 років тому

      Andrew Davis I ONCE HIT MY TOE!
      aaaand?
      I ONLY CRIED FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT!
      WOW OKAY IM SORRY GO IN

  • @lotuslabyrinth666
    @lotuslabyrinth666 8 років тому +15

    "I'm finna jump" 😂😂

  • @iiigalaxyhyrbid_6155
    @iiigalaxyhyrbid_6155 7 років тому +355

    I'm so gangsta, my mom tells me to go to bed at 9:00, but I go to bed at 9:02!

    • @synaptic8471
      @synaptic8471 7 років тому +14

      DAMMNNNN THATS SO SAVAGE 😎😎😎

    • @caleb5338
      @caleb5338 7 років тому +13

      WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT!🎶🎶

    • @caleb5338
      @caleb5338 7 років тому +8

      Meow LevlZ RIGHT!! Like hes out of control

    • @zenhodges2661
      @zenhodges2661 7 років тому +5

      Oh dang

    • @seikopsychopath2939
      @seikopsychopath2939 7 років тому +2

      iiiGalaxyHyrbid :3 OMG TO GANGSTER FOR MEH lol

  • @passtherock2370
    @passtherock2370 4 роки тому +9

    Nobody:
    Swoozie: DoNt GeT iT tWiStEd Im GaNgStA

  • @aleena7588
    @aleena7588 8 років тому +614

    I'm so gansta that I:
    Pour the milk before the cereal!!!
    leave the microwave door open
    eat PB&J with crust
    eat my veggies+broccoli
    and I leave the toilet seat up BOOM (sometimes)

    • @deadpooltheodour8962
      @deadpooltheodour8962 8 років тому +2

      Aleena A i do all of those on a day to day basis

    • @crazymannxl
      @crazymannxl 8 років тому +3

      Daaaaammmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

    • @yasmineeemonet
      @yasmineeemonet 8 років тому

      Aleena A Yass

    • @usagi-lunaforeva1545
      @usagi-lunaforeva1545 8 років тому +2

      Aleena A NOT GANSTA ENOUGH
      I:dont give a fuck about wat ppl say
      Listen to rap music
      And play gta5 online
      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • @tunstallgassonmedia
      @tunstallgassonmedia 8 років тому

      Aleena A GANGSTA 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣💣💣🔫💣💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🗡🗡🗡🗡🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨⛏⛏⛏🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣🔪🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔫💣💣🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣🔪🔪💣💣🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣💣💣💣🔪🔪🔪💣💣🔫🔫🛡🔫🔫🔫🔫💣💣🔪🔪🔪💣💣🔫💣💣🔪🔪💣💣🔫🔫💣💣🔪🔪🔪

  • @xNaeja
    @xNaeja 9 років тому +201

    You think you're so gangsta...
    I was ringing up this lady and when the transaction was done.... I didn't even tell her to have a nice day. 😎

  • @KeyonElkins
    @KeyonElkins 9 років тому +10

    I Love How he doesn't make a generic story time video and he actually add animation in it 😭😂

  • @zionstein-conner3108
    @zionstein-conner3108 4 роки тому +5

    Swoozie: "I eat my peanut butter and jelly with crust get on my level
    Me: "Bruh"

  • @thebruhbruhs9380
    @thebruhbruhs9380 8 років тому +33

    im so gangsta i use my phone.....while its CHARGING

  • @marviosantos
    @marviosantos 8 років тому +13

    Dude, you're awesome! This is the second video I watched from you, they were both great!

  • @dourecognizemefrom2014
    @dourecognizemefrom2014 9 років тому +30

    It's because of videos like this that when I'm talking about Swoozie to other people, I'll like be telling one of his stories and they'll be like "oh my god, what kind of guy is he?" And I'll start laughing like 'no no no, Adande talks big game, but let me just tell you he is a sweetheart, he isn't really no thug'

  • @mommydoo1386
    @mommydoo1386 6 років тому +3

    'See, I've heard of the Craig's list killer, so noooo.…..'
    DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA 😂😅

  • @tylerfead8923
    @tylerfead8923 9 років тому +117

    I stepped on lego and only cried for 2 mins......gangsta

    • @karenkelly9312
      @karenkelly9312 9 років тому +2

      +Tyler Fead i step on lava and died gangsta

    • @tylerfead8923
      @tylerfead8923 9 років тому

      holy shet 0_0

    • @karenkelly9312
      @karenkelly9312 9 років тому

      so gangsta get on my level

    • @ryanleonard4707
      @ryanleonard4707 9 років тому +1

      +Tyler Fead Im so gangsta I stepped on a road of legos and didn't cry at all! BAM! BEAT DAT SON GET ON MY LVL! (yas)

    • @tylerfead8923
      @tylerfead8923 9 років тому

      A TRAIN BIT ME AND A RAILROAD SPIKE WENT THROUGH MY FOOT AND AFTER 3 DAYS OF PAIN AN AGONY...THE TRAIN EXPLODED

  • @Ronaldoisboss
    @Ronaldoisboss 9 років тому +8

    I'm so excited when a swoozie video pops up in my sub box!

  • @HollandCarson
    @HollandCarson 8 років тому +391

    why does tanisha have eye lashes on her eyebrows

  • @shaneikiyasteel7073
    @shaneikiyasteel7073 4 роки тому +6

    "Don't get it twisted. I'm gangster!"

  • @jeweljewjew6679
    @jeweljewjew6679 7 років тому +131

    Im so ganster that i smoke smarties candy 😂😂😂

  • @awesoness1o119
    @awesoness1o119 8 років тому +262

    I eat cereals without milk i also brush my teeth then drink orange juice

    • @awesoness1o119
      @awesoness1o119 8 років тому +3

      I am GANGSTA

    • @Mia-pn8wv
      @Mia-pn8wv 8 років тому +4

      Awesoness 1o1 savage

    • @bacon5962
      @bacon5962 8 років тому +6

      You're an animal

    • @awesoness1o119
      @awesoness1o119 8 років тому +1

      Jev's Dad thank you thank you 😚😙😙

    • @bass2713
      @bass2713 8 років тому +2

      Awesoness 1o1 DAAMN SON

  • @temiaruna6086
    @temiaruna6086 9 років тому +113

    Supposed to go to bed at 8:30, went to bed at 8:31!! THUG LIFE MY N!!

    • @karenkelly9312
      @karenkelly9312 9 років тому

      +Temi Aruna it is 4 am up in this bitch

    • @BlueSkyCrystals
      @BlueSkyCrystals 9 років тому

      O.O I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

    • @ezlyamuzd2
      @ezlyamuzd2 9 років тому

      0 - 0 thats illeagal SON!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Hearts4ca1t
      @Hearts4ca1t 9 років тому

      😱

    • @temiaruna6086
      @temiaruna6086 9 років тому

      But we all still do it, cause we're in the Hood Son!

  • @neidabustos731
    @neidabustos731 6 років тому +2

    2:44 "i stoped playing GTA cus it wasn't 5o gangster for me " gots me dying

  • @myprofilepictureisafish
    @myprofilepictureisafish 8 років тому +71

    btw i have watched this 3 times on my computer,2 on my iphone, 2 on tablet and 5 times on laptop :O

    • @tiaradburn363
      @tiaradburn363 8 років тому +16

      Pinkfluffy101 AJ u watched this 12 times.......GIRRRRL SAME

  • @Cooki3jars
    @Cooki3jars 9 років тому +115

    1:55 Anyone else notice Lilly?

    • @hiddenturquoise3773
      @hiddenturquoise3773 9 років тому +7

      did u notice his taylor swift shirt

    • @emmaanderson6841
      @emmaanderson6841 9 років тому +4

      1:56 actualy

    • @grass__sas
      @grass__sas 9 років тому +5

      +emma anderson 1:55-1:56 actually

    • @RachelSteinsvik
      @RachelSteinsvik 9 років тому

      +Cudo The Great WHAT HAHAHHAHA I DIDN´T NOTICE THAT BEFORE I SAW THIS COMMENT HAHAHHAHAHHAA

    • @g0ldenlov3
      @g0ldenlov3 9 років тому

      +Cudo The Great yes i squeeled hehe

  • @epic_neon_fire3471
    @epic_neon_fire3471 7 років тому +106

    I'm such a gansta: When I eat uncrustables, I add a crust. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱🔥🔥

  • @jeziahh6061
    @jeziahh6061 5 років тому +1

    IN IT SWOOZIE 8S THE BEST STORY TELLER BOYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

  • @mmM-ee1ci
    @mmM-ee1ci 9 років тому +45

    Superwoman sent me here and now i am obsessed with your videos!

  • @coral7334
    @coral7334 9 років тому +104

    swoozie you think you gangsta? im so gangsta my bed time is 10:00 i go to sleep at 10:01 SEE YOU ARE NOT GANGSTA IM GANGSTA!

    • @tanjathomas1817
      @tanjathomas1817 9 років тому +2

      Lol I'm gangster I got to bed at 9:30 and fall asleep at 12:16 boom

    • @coral7334
      @coral7334 9 років тому

      holy shit ur more Gangsta then i am :O

    • @dragonda7356
      @dragonda7356 9 років тому +2

      my bed time is 10:30 i go to bed at 3:00 am

    • @coral7334
      @coral7334 9 років тому

      holy shit.....you gangsta

    • @tyrajohnson481
      @tyrajohnson481 9 років тому

      +BrianTheKilla Bro bed time 10:00 fall asleep 7:00 - 10:00 gangsta

  • @Maya-vf5yr
    @Maya-vf5yr 7 років тому +147

    My internet went off for 5 minutes
    I met my family
    They were nice people

  • @scyhm8307
    @scyhm8307 6 років тому +102

    IM A GANSTER TO!!!!...my bed time is at 8:00 BUT I GO TO SLEEP AT 8:01 :O)))

    • @xanderspams_l2yes543
      @xanderspams_l2yes543 6 років тому +3

      Azucena Cooke dam it feels good to be a gangster

    • @phoenixfire9401
      @phoenixfire9401 6 років тому +4

      I found the same joke six comments up and its three months before yours.
      BOI
      You don't have any original jokes

    • @isiahooo9464
      @isiahooo9464 6 років тому

      Hahahaha

    • @turnr3326
      @turnr3326 6 років тому +1

      :O )))))))

    • @jackthejokercard6506
      @jackthejokercard6506 6 років тому

      That's nothing I go to sleep 1 millisecond after my bedtime

  • @StoopidMonkey06
    @StoopidMonkey06 9 років тому +256

    you think yo gangsta? I eat torttia chips without any dip

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 9 років тому +23

      I'm so gangsta, I can step on Legos and only cry for 20 minutes.

    • @marquisesamuels8467
      @marquisesamuels8467 9 років тому +2

      +John McKenzie im so ganster i heard spongebob ate a bowl of nail for breakfast without any milk!!

    • @memeeater420
      @memeeater420 9 років тому +1

      Me 3 so gangsta I even drowned a fish, eat crust cuz I love crust, have a calculator watch so I can cheat during the test and I was born on the 420 blazit day (4/20).

    • @BeautifulSprinkles
      @BeautifulSprinkles 9 років тому +2

      GetAmber oh shit! we got a badass over here!!!

    • @marquisesamuels8467
      @marquisesamuels8467 9 років тому +2

      GetAmber damm

  • @giselcruz712
    @giselcruz712 9 років тому +28

    I feel like you're the only you tuber that hasn't changed.

  • @emilyshafer9765
    @emilyshafer9765 7 років тому +38

    OMG you eat pbj's with the CRUST so savage

    • @algreen4058
      @algreen4058 7 років тому

      NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

    • @haileef2665
      @haileef2665 6 років тому

      EmilyShafer Shafer ikr😂😂 well I eat them with...... *XTRA CRUST*

  • @Utoslow
    @Utoslow 4 роки тому +9

    Eating peanut butter and jelly with crust? Pff.. I eat lemons with the outside part of it still on, GANGSTA!