“Wipe off the seat, Pete.” As a wife of 1 man and mother of 2 sons, this one made me laugh the hardest while shaking my head! Thanks for looking the great entertainment and laughter.
@@MystiquePines I think so, because of how popular Tim Hawkins videos are! If this video gets over a million views, which I think is very likely, then a thousand thumbs up if not a lot more, should be very easy !! Blessings!
Tim Hawkins, how many instruments do you know how to play? I very impressed with your writing, singing and instrument playing abilities. I love it that you have a heart for God and do the comedy you do. It brings tons of joy to me to watch your UA-cam videos for hours. God bless you sir.
Oh my DAYS!!! Tim, Tim, TIM! You killed this right out of the park!! I mean, you hit the hammer on the couch with this! It’s nice to see that you couldn’t keep it all serious and focused, even in the studio where you’re adoring fans couldn’t see you. Way to keep being you, Tim. (instead of your sister Trudy.)
I wonder if Paul Simon heard this version. He definitely should!!! I really love his song but this is such a brilliant cover with ingeniously funny lyrics and rhymes! Well done!
Clever way to reference *things you don’t say to your wife* 🤓 My husband is one of five children. He said his dad would always tell his siblings and him, ‘ *My wife wasn’t like this until after y’all came along.* ‘ 😁
I LOVE this! If you could make a similar one for grandparents babysitting their grand kids, I would share the crap out of it!! Ah, who am I kidding. I tend to share your stuff quite often.
50 ways to please your mother. By Tim Hawkins Lyrics The problems all in your approach, I said to them You are my children and i want to fill you in, You wonder why your mumma grounded you again, There must be 50 ways to please your mother Keep up the laundry now and pur away your food Wouldnt hurt if you lose the attitude Say yes mam, no mam her name isn’t dude There must be 50 ways to please your mother There must be 50 ways to please your mother Don’t talk back, Jack Clean out the Van. Stan Put away the Dish, Trish Don’t play in the street Dont miss the buss, Gus Try not to cuss Russ Wipe off the seat, Pete and life will be sweet. Pick up your mess, Tess Close the screen, Jean Don’t get her annoyed, Lloyd Turn down the TV Pick up your phone, Joan Let her know when your gonna be home Don’t roll your eyes, Guys And see what I mean. You know it grieves me kids to see you in such pain I’ve known her many years now So just let me explain cause sometimes you talk and act like you were born with our a brain There must be 50 ways to please your mother I found a system that can give you a better life you can live in harmony put away the strife you know I learn the hard way thinkgs you dont say to my wife there must be There must be 50 ways to please your mother There must be 50 ways to please your mother Go get a job, Bob Mow the lawn, Shawn Don’t bur in her face, Chase Just listen to me, Cover your sneeze please Don’t use your sleeve, Steve Use you inside voice, Joyce And you’ll be home free, Don’t talk back, Jack Clean out the Van. Stan Pull up your pants, Chance Go Play in the street Dont miss the buss, Gus Try not to cuss so much, Russ Wipe off the seat, Pete and life will be sweet. 50 ways to please your mother. By Tim Hawkins
After a week if not longer of seeing a lot of my ex's favorite youtubers get embroiled in scandal after scandal this man is still the greatest thing my ex introduced me to
How the hell have I never heard of this guy ... at my age I grew up with all of the songs he parodies. You are flippin' brilliant (and the cursor moves to the subscribe button) Just happened upon a few of your vids ...
43 dislikes (at this time anyway) Hmm, at least 43 entitled children have responded to this video it appears. Yes, that was sass, and I am glad to say it on behalf of any Moms who also enjoyed this song. ☺
Can't believe I haven't heard this - 50 ways by Paul Simon is on my driving play list but UA-cam didn't think to play this!!! LOVE IT! My youngest should sing it to my older 2 lol!!!
I just want to THANK YOU for your soooo funny songs. I sure would love to hear something right about now. We need some humor at this time. And who better that you. Clean and true, I'm sure you have some or plenty.
I know you are reading this Tim! Very well done, how about a follow up... 50 Ways to tease your Brother!???! Thumbs up everyone, let's put some peer pressure on Tim!!!
He pure talent, personality and ability to “keep it clean” really sets him apart
“Wipe off the seat, Pete.” As a wife of 1 man and mother of 2 sons, this one made me laugh the hardest while shaking my head!
Thanks for looking the great entertainment and laughter.
I'm a simple man. I see a Tim Hawkins upload, and I immediately stop what I'm doing to click like, before I even watch it
Same here!!!
About 15 seconds in for me...
I know right
I always do aswell
For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day is today.
Oh my Lordy,
This is funny and true all in one
Shout out to Tim Hawkins!
@@maddykim9348 I can imagine the wave of realization and sudden terror in the room.
For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day was yesterday. 😂
@@melissat9120 LOL
@@Ambassador-For-Christ wait... it happens every year?(sarcasm, because it's hard to tell sarcasm over text, so I'd thought I'd put this disclaimer)
"Yes,ma'am, No ma'am, her name ain't dude" HAHAHA LOL I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! Thanks, Tim
If this video stays up for a couple of years, you very well could get over a thousand thumbs up.
Frank Gordon really?!? That would be awesome!!
@@MystiquePines I think so, because of how popular Tim Hawkins videos are! If this video gets over a million views, which I think is very likely, then a thousand thumbs up if not a lot more, should be very easy !! Blessings!
Cool!! Thanks fer letting me know. God Bless!!
youre right! her name isnt dude ok chill out ppl
I love the rhymes and that he referenced to things you don't say to your wife.
He's smart like that.
"Use your inside voice .Joyce" lol I love it! Mr. Hawkins you're absolutely great. Big fan.
"You know I learned the hard way, things you don't say to my wife" 😂
Got that old bit referenced. Lol. Haha.
It's Thanksgiving 2022 and I am thankful for all 3 of my kids! They all shall listen to this song and learn a lesson lol 🤣
Love it. 😁 mother of 5 here. My oldest always asks me what I’d love to receive for holidays. “Obedience, child. That’s all.” 😄
😂 I always tell mine I'd like to sit in a clean house for one dang day and watch Netflix, lol!
This homeschool Mom of 5 agrees!! Obedience! Lol!
If I was your son, I'd be 100% obedient to you at all times!
My 15 year old son came up with another one, "Don't fart at the table Abel" 😂😂😂
fart or belch. :)
I'm definitely telling this to my best friend Abel!
@@ethanh6370 soo funny
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms! Have a fabulous day!
Thank you, you're a good kid.
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Tim Hawkins, how many instruments do you know how to play? I very impressed with your writing, singing and instrument playing abilities. I love it that you have a heart for God and do the comedy you do. It brings tons of joy to me to watch your UA-cam videos for hours. God bless you sir.
Gold. Paul Simon would be proud.
Thank you, Tim! This should be every day, not just Mother’s Day.
"Go play in the street," reminds me of Tim's 'Bug Truck' bit 😂😂😂
The best drum groove ever. Nobody can be like Steve Gadd, there's only one Steve Gadd, but this drummer does it well.
You smell that??? *SNIFFFF* AAAHHHHHH... that, my friends, is the smell of your mind being blown to smithereens, from the Genius that is Tim Hawkins.
Frank Gordon and thaw as your 100th like 😉
Frank Gordon Absolutely!! He’s just AMAZING!! 😇🙏🏻❤️
Agree
I forgot what my mind smelled like.... it's been so long.
Yes sir I do smell it!!!!
Where are you Tim? We need you now more than ever.. Thank you for all the laughs over the years.
Very well done, son. I only wish that this had been available forty years plus ago when I was raising my own brood.
Love it, my Mother would have loved it. Thank you and be blessed
Classic!!! LOVE this one, Tim! Shared it with my boys. Especially love the "wipe off the seat, Pete" part.
Amen!
Raising only sons and no one ever takes the blame...
😉
Love this guy ! I love a funny man ! My hubby has a great sence if humour .
That's probably the most pertinent piece of information I've heard in years of watching you tube!
I heard this at a live show last year in April in Ohio! I got so much happiness and nostalgia from listening to this. Keep up the good work!
He hasn’t posted in 2 years
@@dillonohlemiller9027 And? You're the one replying to a 1 year old comment. How do you know I haven't been online, hmm?
Oh man, Paul Simon was part of my childhood simply from the muppets. Thank you so much for the song, Tim! This made me super happy!
Oh my DAYS!!! Tim, Tim, TIM! You killed this right out of the park!! I mean, you hit the hammer on the couch with this!
It’s nice to see that you couldn’t keep it all serious and focused, even in the studio where you’re adoring fans couldn’t see you. Way to keep being you, Tim. (instead of your sister Trudy.)
I wonder if Paul Simon heard this version. He definitely should!!! I really love his song but this is such a brilliant cover with ingeniously funny lyrics and rhymes! Well done!
Best adaptation of 50 Ways I've ever heard! And good instructions to mind, too!
Thank you Tim, you're such a blessing! Much love~♡
I got to meet Tim Hawkins at one of his shows. He’s awesome!
This was SO MUCH more wholesome than I thought it was going to be
I am sending a link to all my kids, g-kids and gg-kids. Well done once again Tim. (come to Australia)
Hey Tim, I thought that was a really good song. Super funny too.
Just discovered Tim Hawkins and he is a fabulous musician in addition to a great comedian
you must watch this one he did yrs ago about aging rock star songs ua-cam.com/video/Z7Nu7vamRCA/v-deo.html
Good voice too.
He is such a good musician i love He's work ;p
This is AWESOME!!!!! Thank you Tim Hawkins! You are a genius!
Awesome song! Happy Mother's Day!
I remember meeting you when I was 7 and you were my favorite comedian
@Sheila Gravely Me, I'm 14
I love that you included telling the kids how NOT to talk to "my wife."
My mom says you're her favorite child -- gee thanks (that was my spot)
This did not disappoint, love it. Spoken like a Dad. 😂
Clever way to reference *things you don’t say to your wife*
🤓
My husband is one of five children. He said his dad would always tell his siblings and him, ‘ *My wife wasn’t like this until after y’all came along.* ‘
😁
As a mom of 9 I can tell you that is soooo true!😂
@@AA-ld5zh,
Indeed. I’m a mom of nine as well!
🙌😅
Wow. My brothers name (Chase) and mine (Chance) are both in this song. I think Tim's trying to tell us something...
Both are good names. But I'm partial to Chance.
I LOVE this! If you could make a similar one for grandparents babysitting their grand kids, I would share the crap out of it!! Ah, who am I kidding. I tend to share your stuff quite often.
I saw his show live at Ridgecrest Baptist church in Dothan, Al this past Friday night. My larynx was sore from laughing so much this morning. Thanks.
The robot arm there at the end, hilarious!
yes, a classic indeed, i call it the scarecrow
Fantastic job Tim. Thanks for sharing God's gift to you with us.
I miss this dude!
It’s been 2 years since this was uploaded. Where did he go?
Love you, Tim! God Bless you!
Y’all we met his parents in Missouri a few years ago, they lived a couple of blocks away from our grandparents. His mom is literally so sweet😭
Don’t play in the street … Go play in the street. (Brilliant!)
Like no other comedian, an original blessing.
Love it, Tim! Glad to see you're so successful! God Bless You,
Michael Bain
Dude u r 2 good gifted by God Happy mother's day to all Moab forever
greetings from NC
NC!!
50 ways to please your mother. By Tim Hawkins Lyrics
The problems all in your approach, I said to them
You are my children and i want to fill you in,
You wonder why your mumma grounded you again,
There must be 50 ways to please your mother
Keep up the laundry now and pur away your food
Wouldnt hurt if you lose the attitude
Say yes mam, no mam
her name isn’t dude
There must be 50 ways to please your mother
There must be 50 ways to please your mother
Don’t talk back, Jack
Clean out the Van. Stan
Put away the Dish, Trish
Don’t play in the street
Dont miss the buss, Gus
Try not to cuss Russ
Wipe off the seat, Pete
and life will be sweet.
Pick up your mess, Tess
Close the screen, Jean
Don’t get her annoyed, Lloyd
Turn down the TV
Pick up your phone, Joan
Let her know when
your gonna be home
Don’t roll your eyes, Guys
And see what I mean.
You know it grieves me kids
to see you in such pain
I’ve known her many years now
So just let me explain cause sometimes you talk and act like you were born with our a brain
There must be 50 ways to please your mother
I found a system
that can give you a better life
you can live in harmony
put away the strife
you know I learn the hard way thinkgs you dont say to my wife there must be
There must be 50 ways
to please your mother
There must be 50 ways
to please your mother
Go get a job, Bob
Mow the lawn, Shawn
Don’t bur in her face, Chase
Just listen to me,
Cover your sneeze please
Don’t use your sleeve, Steve
Use you inside voice, Joyce
And you’ll be home free,
Don’t talk back, Jack
Clean out the Van. Stan
Pull up your pants, Chance
Go Play in the street
Dont miss the buss, Gus
Try not to cuss so much, Russ
Wipe off the seat, Pete
and life will be sweet.
50 ways to please your mother. By Tim Hawkins
Bro why u sussybaka minus the sissy
Loved the call back to things you don’t say to your wife!
He has got it great again. 50 ways. Brilliant.
Wipe off the seat, Pete!....I love the common sense of this song.
Song of the year!!! 👏🏽💜
As a parent, I thank you. 👏
Tim is the best comedian in the world, hands down!! So much respect for that man!!!
😂 hello dear
@@mazi_onyeobodo8132 Ummm hello! Do I know you?
Yeah I think we're getting to know each other
@@mazi_onyeobodo8132 My memory I awful!!! I’m sorry!! Please remind me James. Lol. Have we had discussions on You Tube??? Kinda remind me please???
“Don’t play in the street”
2nd time.... “Play in the street”
Where did Tim go? Love this guy's comedy and music.
Another wonderful tune, June...a really swell song, Chong...a masterful take, Blake...you went out on that limb............Tim :)
Thumbs up...we have tickets to his show in Dec....its making the 2nd half of the year drag on.....
When I saw the title I knew it would be good. I wasn't disappointed. Tim knows how to parody.
After a week if not longer of seeing a lot of my ex's favorite youtubers get embroiled in scandal after scandal this man is still the greatest thing my ex introduced me to
What youtubers were involved in scandals?
@@matthewaaronallen1598 projared for one
don't burp in her face chase....I LOVE IT!
How the hell have I never heard of this guy ... at my age I grew up with all of the songs he parodies. You are flippin' brilliant (and the cursor moves to the subscribe button) Just happened upon a few of your vids ...
This should be more widely distributed. Thank you!
This. Is. EPIC!!!! Thanks again for sharing your creativity with us!
Incredible how far Tim has come...
43 dislikes (at this time anyway)
Hmm, at least 43 entitled children have responded to this video it appears.
Yes, that was sass, and I am glad to say it on behalf of any Moms who also enjoyed this song.
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Now its 108....
@@michaeldart5646 111. The disrespect is staggering.
150 ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Love, love, love this song. Just discovered you tonight on Focus on the family. You are so funny.
3:00
Wait I thought I wasn't supposed to play in the street.
1:20
It’s FOR A WOMAN!!!!
Off cause you can’t only have one solution..... it all depends. 😁
@@sunegroennebaek5283 very nice reply!
I loved this song! My mom loved this song too! So catchy Mr. Hawkins!
“Go get a job, Bob.” 😂😂
LOL. Thats a Good One. Mothers Day twist.
Where have you been my whole life?! Love your stuff! So happy to find you!
This man is brilliant.
There are many comic songs. But only true genius rhymes food, attitude and dude
Yay. Good job keeping it accurate and simple.
You're the best, Tim! Thanks!
The best yet!!!👏👏👏👏. Tim Hawkins, Hilarious! Come back to Redding Ca, please!!!
Can't believe I haven't heard this - 50 ways by Paul Simon is on my driving play list but UA-cam didn't think to play this!!! LOVE IT! My youngest should sing it to my older 2 lol!!!
Love love love this, thank you Tim, I really enjoy all your stuff you are my favorite comic 👍😉
One of his best, without a doubt.
I just want to THANK YOU for your soooo funny songs. I sure would love to hear something right about now. We need some humor at this time. And who better that you. Clean and true, I'm sure you have some or plenty.
This is great. U should watch things u don't say to ur wife
Great recommendation!
1:45 Tim's inner Axl Rose came out lol
OMG you said my name, and told me to pick up my mess. hahaha how did you know? Love you, you are so relevant, and funny!
Oh love you and thank you 🙏
When I want to have a laugh I watched you on UA-cam! And we got some of your dvd as well!🤗💕
And it starts with the drum, the most hated instrument by moms.
Indeed. I don't threaten violence often, but when I do--it's to those who talk of giving my boys a set of drums!
Not this mom, I was the one who gave my sons drums.
@@knittedpugs My mum loved when I played the drums :)
🤔🤔🤔 trumpet, not drums, trumpet
Great Mother’s Day song 👍
Thanks Tim! You're as fantastic as ever!!!
How'd I miss this! Love it! I made sure to re-click the bell!
I know you are reading this Tim! Very well done, how about a follow up... 50 Ways to tease your Brother!???! Thumbs up everyone, let's put some peer pressure on Tim!!!
Love my pretty pink tractor !