Big Alice & the Battle of the El Paso Bordellos
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- Опубліковано 4 січ 2022
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, ain’t that what they say? But what happens when it’s also a woman doing the scorning? And what happens if that hell is just El Paso, Texas? One helluva girl fight, that’s what! Join me as we take a look at Old West Madam Fat Alice Abbot and the fight she got into with rival, Etta Clark. This episode has a little bit of everything. Listener discretion is advised! #wildwest #history #western
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Women still get their faces cut up in that game. I've been clean 15 years, but I was once a soiled dove, too. I am the luckiest girl I know, to be able to walk free under the sun today.
Wholly Crap! Nothing for months and now TWO episodes in a week!!! I am truly a happy camper.
Both of these last two have been excellent! So glad your back, really makes my day listening to these!
Now this is how you start a day great video
I absolutely love this channel. Great job of story telling and not shying away from harsh language that is appropriate for the harsh people and times they lived in. Keep it up!!!!
This is my absolute favorite out of all your videos. It's such a wild story, I just love it. And you're a fine storyteller, your voice is an excellent instrument and you're funny as hell.
That part where you mentioned Alice tearing that door off it's hinges reminded me of the scene in Blazing Saddles where Mongo enters the Saloon.
"Never mind that shit, here comes Fat Alice !!!!!!" 😃
Entertaining and with something to contemplate. Great stuff as always. Well written and spoken.
Btw, I dated a girl who was 6'1", about 190 pounds, with an hourglass figure. Topside she looked like she was carrying 2 basketballs in her shirt. She reminded me of Wonder Woman. She was smoking hot. I'm 6'2" , 200 pounds. Trust me when I say fat is something she was not. And I have to say "the bigger the foopa, the tastier the chalupa" is the best thing I've heard in a long time.
Josh ...You are now the KING.of " insert joke ..poke ...or yarn here"... Your true talent is in how you can tell these stories so wonderfully... historically accurately...and Funny as hell..You were able to weave " The Fatter the Fupa... Juicer the Chalupa...into a Wild West Shoot out tale..Just fabulous...Love the channel..
Etta shot Alice in the wonderland
Dammit, I shoulda thought of that
@@WildWestExtravaganza that's okay man.. the dragging her around like a swiffer had me rolling. Great video
Oh how we have missed you!!
Had me laughing a couple times just stumbled onto your channel. Keep um coming.
Also I'm fairly certain the "pubic arch" is what u perform in yoga to earn your black belt.
Very interesting video as always Josh. I had never heard of this woman before but I didn't watch a video awhile back on Mattie Silks a brothel owner in Denver Colorado who had a duel with another madam Kate Fulton either over a man or the competition between their two businesses.
Oh cool, imma look into that
Another excellent show Josh, thanks for your efforts and fine presentation of the West as it really was!
Thank you, sir
@@WildWestExtravaganza you are welcome it’s been my pleasure to listen to your shows even back in the day when you were the worst potty mouth did I ever heard on UA-cam and I loved it anyway keep it up man you’re doing great and someday when I can afford it I might actually be one of your Patreon
Just keep on listening! I ain't worried about Patreon.
@@WildWestExtravaganza I sure will
Damn dude you cracked me up in this one. 🤣
I found this channel last night and I can’t stop thumbs uppin or laughing
Glad you're here!!!
Young Misfit Cowboys 15 or so when they came after a cattle drive still had about $12 to spend they damn sure made some for Investments my grandfather died from syphilis. It wasn't nothing nice
Wow
Also, that outro got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Can't buy love, but, ya can rent some effection.
When you were talking about how often they would bath it reminded me of back in the 90s I had just got my pilot's license and usually I ran towboats on the Mississippi River in the New Orleans area and I had a friend who owned a crew boat company. On my days off I would go and run his boats to help him out. Ships sometimes would be on anchorage for weeks at a time and " working" girls would need a ride out to the ships mostly foreign flag ships that the hands had to stay aboard while in port . We would run these girls out to the ships and they usually would stay aboard 3-4 days at a time or until the money ran out. Anyways you could let them ride inside the cabin on the way out due to cold winds and what not but you would always make them stay outside on the stern when it was time to bring them back..I can't tell you if they showered or not during this time but after 3-4 days of " working " I can tell you they smelled pretty rank!! Yeah....I just got a flashback...it was bad!!! So I could imagine what it was like back then.....it would take a bigger man than me to indulge in that!!! Good job as always man!! 👍
That’s wild!
Very good story; had a few laughs this is one of my favorites
Thanks Jake
Baz outlaw. His slip gun was very interesting. started Life as a Colt Single Action Army. Barrel cut down. trigger removed and the trigger guard was cut to look like a trigger. As a way to make the gun easier to hold onto. And for those who don't know what a slip gun is. there's no trigger you just operate the hammer pull it all the way back and just let go. Cheers
"Battle of the Bordellos" is a badass name for a band. Also, Big Alice was an IRL Louisville Maid.
I saw them open for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones ar Warped Tour back in '02
My impression is armed old west saloon girls weren’t uncommon. The business was dangerous. Owning small revolvers and derringers.
I think you're probably right
Keep em coming! Great vid!
Brutal. You put pictures in my head. Next time I’m not closing my eyes
What a narration! You are the best and your show kept me laughing my butt off.
My man Josh knocked it out of the park again.
El Paso, Feelena and El Paso City are a three part of the El Paso song trilogy by Marty Robbins. Feelena was about the Mexican temptress from her viewpoint in song. El Paso City is the relationship between the singer and cowboy. El Paso, the song, was the only one played.
This story is really interesting, I've never heard of two Women going for their guns in the old west.
Thanks
Lolol.. luv the way u describe things..
Here in San Angelo we have/had Miss Haties.. its still called that(i believe)
My man two vidz i haven't seen yet but truth behold i WILL Check em out tonight . Peace
Thank you sir
Thank you
I agree with you
Man glad your back!!!! I need some new old west witty commentary.
Last customer of the shift . ........OMG
I will ABSOLUTELY work “the bigger the fupa the tastier the chalupa into conversation somewhere.
I couldnt find the photos of the soiled doves. I enjoyed the story of the Battle of the Bordellos.
Still throws me when u don't say bloody beaver anymore.
I always say Bloody Beaver out loud 🤣
The classic western Gunsmoke featured 'Miss Kitty', who ran saloon girls.
Love the added audio at the end. Reminiscent of King of the hill, another notable texan (hank hill that is). Should do it more, lol.
He's the true king
YeeYee!
The bigger the fupa the cheesier the chalupa
You crack me up 😂❤
I'm trying
Love this guys jokes lol cuter hahaha lol
Had us rolling with your view on her size as a 6 ft tall women my self I have been called big my whole life in my 20s I was also told more times then I could count that I had the most beatiful body said person had ever seen, yet big was still a word people often used in place of tall. So who knows how big ( over weight) she acually was.
Yeah there's no telling.
"Gator don't play that $hit " 😅
You should do an episode on Claude Dallas he's the last real outlaw might even still be alive so it may be too new for you
The more the cushion . . . the better the pushin'.
Yo, Big Alice Abbot was smoking 🔥! Had I been on the trail I'd been eating boot leather to save my money just to give it her.
Maybe big Alice just had a big caboose lol
Hey Josh! Absolutely addicted to this podcast. have you ever heard of Marty Robbins? The opening of this reminded me of his 3 songs dubbed the El Paso Trilogy. Don’t think it’s based on any real formers but it’s a helluva ballad. Be worth checking it out I’m sure you’d love it.
Marty Robbins is great!
Greater the mass, greater the force of attraction 🤣
Josh I think the story picture is one of Bessie.
wow all to hell dude, this might be the bloodiest beava of all!!!!!!
bloody beaver indeed!
Looked up the photo album. Pretty disturbing how young two of the girls look. Tragic. Only chance a lot of these women have of getting sober is when in jail. But I would agree on finding a better way to get all people back on the right track that does not involve arrest and jail time. Listening to the history of many of the outlaws, they were very young when trouble started. Seems we are handling troubled young men the way we always have and with the same results.
Dad say:. I hear you got a girlfriend. Me:. No. I just borryed another guy's 4 a little while.
Other hand plus side which. I also rescued a girl from a bunch a trash one time.
What’s a “bordeollos”?
House of ill repute
Gator aint about no shit. Aint never been bout no shit.
Viginal Discharge. Awesome. And you quote Billy Joe Shaver? Yeah, you alright Josh.
I'm trying
Why does Bessie have tampons for earrings? Waa that the fashion? Or a an advertisement to her trade?
Just like Nia Jax said "ouch my hole:
Like my women corn fed like they say.
Yeah well....she was big
Yuck… modern, vintage…washed or not a 304 is a 304