Let this be a lesson, if anybody texts you "can I say something weird" you're about to hear the most diabolical thing you've ever heard in your entire lifetime.
And yet his ability to fill in the blanks is lacking at the same time - the hidden word was "mean" not "mama". No hate on Charlie, the juxtaposition is just hilarious to me lol
@@nurdytyrd3816what I don’t get is women will tell you all the time about how women built like Lizzo are just the most attractive things ever then when you call a girl Lizzo she gets upset
As a mom, if I’m giving away clothes for free to a stranger, I would not drive an hour away to meet them. That is a huge safety concern, especially this time of year. The amount of people that would happily lure someone just to do harm is insane now.
My big takeaway from that whole exchange was if this is how she treats strangers, imagine how she treats her own kids behind closed doors :( Hope they'll turn out ok
Even ignoring the stranger danger element, you shouldn’t do this anyway. If you’ve got things that are taking up space but aren’t needed then it’s a good idea to give them away to anyone who’s prepared to come and take them and in this scenario you have benefitted in some way. But to actually go out of your way to drive somewhere else and give them away is of no benefit when you then factor in the lost time and car fuel etc... there is no benefit, only detriment. The pushy lady was just being a typical me, me, me 2023 scumbag who thinks that they are the main character in a movie and everybody else is irrelevant. I mean, she even offered a whopping $10. Woo, ten bucks! Whoopdy f***ing doo! I’m expected to do you an incredible favour and you’ll generously give me ten smackers. Wow! How generous of you.
@@ellisrichmond243Unfortunately they probably won’t, and due to how much of an impact parents tend to have on their children, we’ll end up with even more idiots in the world.
@@user-ty3lt5sf4w This was my headscratcher too, it's not like the person offering free clothes can't be Sus as well. Both are just having hissy fits imo
Something you learn as a teen is that you have to actually be close to someone before you start casually insulting them. Even the most secure people hate negging and there's a difference between a "cheeky" & a backhanded compliment.
That's not invaluable wisdom. I know for sure that most people didn't learn anything as teens. Look at Taylor Swift. She's dating as if she's in 10th grade again. We all know that Kelce is a violent brute who will throw her into walls when he's in a bad mood, but she's a woman with no common sense, so she doesn't mind.
This is BEYOND a misunderstanding, fat people don't want their existance summed up as "fat". This is so simple and I understand that this happens in satire but this is not that.
@@BusinessZeus yeah the og comment is true but in this case this straight up is insulting. Backhanded compliment AND just insulting because obviously why would you casually call someone fat
@@BusinessZeus some girls do identify with it because it’s so normalized (edit: not saying the guy was in the right at all, but I think it could’ve gone over well with certain types)
Ah I was recently planning on telling the fat beauty at the top of my contacts they were a fat beauty, but thanks to this video I will refrain. Thank you Charles, your work does not go unnoticed!
I'd just like to underline this to drive it home. Don't ever meet in an unfamiliar place that's not a known public spot, and don't ever let someone take you to a secondary location.
@@andorhrusko424 I'll ask you, then. Ever been in a rush to get somewhere and you just throw a t-shirt, forgetting that it's the shirt you used in the night as a cum blanket 🤔 but then... you've left the house and... well... by the time you realise... it's too late... you're on the bus. That happen to you? :3
@@p-__This one bot is very funny. Like this one person has carefully studied the intricacies of Charlie's farts, and trained hard to be able to not only match them, but, dare I say it, surpass them It Is weird, and a bot is a bot, I should not engage But dude, I gotta respect the grind
The second one was just weird. She was clearly dealing with a non native english speaker who needed help, instead she just unapologetically said no, and was kind of a dick for no reason.
it's so wild cause she clearly acknowledges it's an inconveniently long way to go as she won't do it herself, but she expects this stranger to do it for her?
I was called a bad person once, gave someone a car for free, it was high mileage but otherwise running fine. About 8 months later they had some issues and reached out to me to help pay for their repairs, and was angry when I didn't.
NGL the free clothes thing sounded like a robbery attempt. "Meet me half way, we will meet in this place that is secluded enough for my husband to knock you out and take your money and car." The giver of the clothes was smart. It;s not just about not wanting to go out of her way to give away something for free, it's safety measure too.
It did sound like a robbery attempt. With the horrible English and the way she called all English people assholes, I get the overwhelming sense that it’s an illegal immigrant trying to set up a mugging. With the huge amount of crime spikes from these people it’s hard to see anything else. Especially how she tried immediately insulting and trying to guilt trip that lady into it instead of just saying something else like “thanks anyway” and moving on.
@@gijoe13dI’m not from the US but we have this kind of people too. They either want a huge discount on the stuff you sell because they’re a parent or want you to drive your free stuff to them. They’re just entitled. And when you don’t conform they insult you right and left
When someone says "can I say something weird", the only reasons for saying yes are true, deep friendship or curiosity about why you're about to sever contact.
She says that if she was in that person's position she would drive for an hour to give away the clothes, yet in this scenario she can't drive an hour to come collect the clothes herself?
This may be me reading in between the lines, but as someone who grew up flat broke, it's obvious the beggar doesn't have a car or a way to easily get to the other person's home but are too embarrassed to communicate that and just got angry and insult them instead.
@@AndoBanderinoI thought that too, but then they said they could meet halfway so who knows. Definitely a situation where you get more flies with honey than vinegar because had the issue actually been that “she REALLY needed the clothes and didn’t have transportation” then the lady might have been willing to take the extra effort to help her out from one mother to another. I only say that cause that lady entertained her far longer than I would have and so I think she was waiting to hear some sense from her, but she just got crazier and crazier 😂
The ChoosingBeggars really sometimes have me amazed at just how delusional people can be. If someone offers something for free, with the only stipulation being that whoever wants it comes to them to pick it up, you're a delusional idiot if you demand, or even ask, them to deliver it to you.
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.1
2:03 I think a better counterexample would have been if the girl messaged the guy and said "I just saw a post celebrating tiny penis men and you were the tiny penis man closest to the top of my contacts, so I just wanted to check in and say hi" Pointing out that someone is fat (just like pointing out that someone has a tiny penis) is a simple biological observation that isn't inherently insulting in a vacuum, but it can have negative societal connotations and is something that's considered rude and tactless to point out
Though small penis isn't really something you can control. I think a better comparison would be procrastination. Besides sometimes, being fat could be unhealthy. Though that's if like your over 280 and that's majorly unhealthy to me
@@blankspace2483 Procrastination is controllable for most people, but there are disorders (like ADHD) that make it virtually impossible for some people to remain focused on a task
I like how she said "I live further than you" as the reason she shouldn't have to go pick it up, as if for some reason it is a further distance for her and not the seller
Pretty sure she was talking about the location where she wanted to meet up. As in it's not halfway between, but closer for the seller. Easy to laugh when you take stuff out of context. There's so much to laugh at in these as well.
I still have no idea how people like that person that wants the free clothes act that way but call out other people for acting the way they did. I swear hypocrisy just isn't a word that exists to them. 1. Wouldn't drive out of their way but claims they would if the roles were reversed. 2. Calls people horrible names but when other people do it, that's outta line. 3. Would pay for the trouble but insults other people for having money.
if you ever worked in retail you will see how much people have no sense and are entitled the fact that they can act like that for someone giving free stuff imagine how they act when there actually spending money
The entitlement of the individual caught me off-guard but then I remembered it's so common now that I was no longer surprised. Not only that, they were also a hypocrite AND racist.
I was on a speed date once and one guy opened up with "wow, you look like you've run into a wall!" (I have a short nose). Like I wasn't even mad, just perplexed. What a weird opener to use
it's shifting the onus onto her to explain why blatantly stating she's fat is rude. He should already know that. In fact, I'm sure he does...because there's no way he'd say that to a guy.
@@saga685 It's more just him genuinely not understanding how messed up that comment was. Because so much interaction happens online people are having more of a disconnect on what is and isn't acceptable and some people genuinely can't see how unhinged their behavior is, we've seen it so many times in Charlie's vids
I actually tried to read some of these cringy weird texts and i physically couldn’t set through them, that’s when i realized how important it is to have Charlie talking about it and making jokes
You aren't wrong, but most of the time, when people come across nut cases like these two people in the video, they just want to see how far/weird it goes so they keep chatting, and screenshotting to then share and get upvotes and karma on reddit or stuff like that
@@vsdfggvh164don’t marry someone you don’t love. don’t even marry someone you only love a little bit. If you’re not ready to see this person every single day for the rest of your life then it’s not gonna be happy, sad scary or exciting. Just miserable. It’s the most diabolical societal norm
ive been asked the same opening question about asking or saying something weird and I always say "of course! but expect the appropriate responses or consequences" that usually throws them lol
i love these videos and watch them every time you upload them… little did i think it would happen to me. i’m a f 21 and just had a cornball send me crazy messages . idk how to get them to you but you’d have a good laugh
Once offered to make a painting for a friend. Before I started the painting, I got what he wanted, what kind of colors would go with the couch and since it was a painting large enough to fit on a flatbed of a truck, I asked if he had a truck to pick it up. He stared at me and then he said it 'you're dropping it off.' 'No, I'm not. When I offered to paint paintings for others around the office, the only thing I ask was for someone to pick it up.' 'I'm not picking it up. I'm giving you the chance to get rid of the canvases you didn't want anymore.' I never talked to him about the painting and the canvases ended up in the dump.
As a big girl…. I have gotten similar things frequently. My favorite was a 40 something yr old man approaching me, age 22, on the train headed to school. He sits down and asks for my number then says…” i find beauty in things most ppl think are ugly”😮
Its a genuine tactic used by manipulative people. They rely on someone with low self esteem, its supposed to make that person desperate for their attention and praise.
Can relate to that second story. Had a dude say I'm entirely responsible for overpriced graphics cards when I sold an old one second hand 100 bucks under what it was going for online.
Let this be a lesson, if anybody texts you "can I say something weird" you're about to hear the most diabolical thing you've ever heard in your entire lifetime.
Yes
You watched 2 seconds of the video
Dawg it’s been 60 seconds
*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER*
SO CRY ABOUT IT 🎉
Can i say something weird:3
Every time I'm about to send a risky dm, I remember that Charlie is waiting for those screen shots and I don't
What are these bots?!?
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@@user-pv8pw7ho9u probably.
wtf is uttp
That being said I really think before I text someone I like just because I don't wanna see charlie roast my ass.
the ":3" is the prelude to either the funniest, or most unhinged thing you've ever read
Cringiest*
@@bruhman-he6mn :3
@@rootabeta9015 this is why your dad left and your mom is an alcoholic
@@bruhman-he6mn :3
@@WildTheFemboy bro self reported 💀
Charlie’s ability to read the incorrect messages out loud is astounding 😂
You haven't seen Matt Rose yet... he is the master of pronouncing actual gibberish correctly.
Wunba’s ability to comment on every video I watch is astounding 😂
Gove you 😂😂
And yet his ability to fill in the blanks is lacking at the same time - the hidden word was "mean" not "mama". No hate on Charlie, the juxtaposition is just hilarious to me lol
Why
Credit to him, he did ask if he could say something weird, and he did not disappoint.
Calling a woman fat seems pretty ordinary to me tbh
@@nurdytyrd3816especially now days
@@nurdytyrd3816Sure, just don’t get confused when they don’t want to associate with you afterwards.
@@nurdytyrd3816we know, that's why they don't talk to you
@@nurdytyrd3816what I don’t get is women will tell you all the time about how women built like Lizzo are just the most attractive things ever then when you call a girl Lizzo she gets upset
its almost like charlie is always foaming at the mouth waiting for cringe texts to be leaked, its very nice
me and charlie are same person fr
wow so scary@@Madx2005
Eggs
@@DerrickEmmonsIII.Eggs 🥚🥚🍳🍳
@@DerrickEmmonsIII. Eggs 🥚🥚🍳🍳
As a mom, if I’m giving away clothes for free to a stranger, I would not drive an hour away to meet them. That is a huge safety concern, especially this time of year. The amount of people that would happily lure someone just to do harm is insane now.
My big takeaway from that whole exchange was if this is how she treats strangers, imagine how she treats her own kids behind closed doors :( Hope they'll turn out ok
Even ignoring the stranger danger element, you shouldn’t do this anyway. If you’ve got things that are taking up space but aren’t needed then it’s a good idea to give them away to anyone who’s prepared to come and take them and in this scenario you have benefitted in some way. But to actually go out of your way to drive somewhere else and give them away is of no benefit when you then factor in the lost time and car fuel etc... there is no benefit, only detriment. The pushy lady was just being a typical me, me, me 2023 scumbag who thinks that they are the main character in a movie and everybody else is irrelevant.
I mean, she even offered a whopping $10. Woo, ten bucks! Whoopdy f***ing doo! I’m expected to do you an incredible favour and you’ll generously give me ten smackers. Wow! How generous of you.
@@ellisrichmond243Unfortunately they probably won’t, and due to how much of an impact parents tend to have on their children, we’ll end up with even more idiots in the world.
But she wants the stranger to come to her house? I feel like meeting in someplace public would have been the best option
@@user-ty3lt5sf4w This was my headscratcher too, it's not like the person offering free clothes can't be Sus as well.
Both are just having hissy fits imo
"i have a newborn jesus" 😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀
pronounced Hey-Zues
I think they meant “I have a newborn. Like Jesus?! 😒” in that tone
It’s the classic “let’s eat, grandma” vs “let’s eat grandma”
Nothing has made me laugh harder this month than “I have a newborn jesus”
He came back again, and this time he aint gonna play nice.
@@H.LeonideSouzaThe Bible 2 gonna go crazy
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
One of the best Charlie moments in 2023
they meant "I have a newborn. Jesus"
I swear ":3" is like a calling card for people when they're about to say the most self destructive, out of pocket shit imaginable.
the :3 slander is too much!!!!
Its either a femboy a wierdo or a cat lover
@@waltuhx3x3ong why😔
:3
:3
2:14 horrid pick-up line, fucking amazing way to close an argument.
Haha so true
Can I say something normal?
Of course not
@@peggykamke9047Hmm
Can i say something weird:3
@@MasterknightboyI am inside your walls
@@Masterknightboy of course!
"I have a newborn jesus" made me laugh so hard
That was funny but couldn’t top the “I just saw a post about stupid bitches and it reminded me of you” comment, at least for me. Caught me off guard
@@monhi64 for me it was the casual "what a load of dirty barnacles."
and charlie following up "oh He's coming back for round three" lol
I rarely laugh out loud but that one got me too
You have a baby named jesus? XD
Something you learn as a teen is that you have to actually be close to someone before you start casually insulting them. Even the most secure people hate negging and there's a difference between a "cheeky" & a backhanded compliment.
That's not invaluable wisdom. I know for sure that most people didn't learn anything as teens. Look at Taylor Swift. She's dating as if she's in 10th grade again. We all know that Kelce is a violent brute who will throw her into walls when he's in a bad mood, but she's a woman with no common sense, so she doesn't mind.
@@Zenigundamironic considering your comment has exactly zero wisdom in it felt my brain cells leaving reading that
This is BEYOND a misunderstanding, fat people don't want their existance summed up as "fat". This is so simple and I understand that this happens in satire but this is not that.
@@BusinessZeus yeah the og comment is true but in this case this straight up is insulting. Backhanded compliment AND just insulting because obviously why would you casually call someone fat
@@BusinessZeus some girls do identify with it because it’s so normalized (edit: not saying the guy was in the right at all, but I think it could’ve gone over well with certain types)
Ah I was recently planning on telling the fat beauty at the top of my contacts they were a fat beauty, but thanks to this video I will refrain. Thank you Charles, your work does not go unnoticed!
":3" its wraps😭
:3
:3
:3
Yall like Lil kids
:3
I'd just like to underline this to drive it home. Don't ever meet in an unfamiliar place that's not a known public spot, and don't ever let someone take you to a secondary location.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
I'd agree, but I'm a really trustworthy guy. Please meet me at the alleyway behind the local Ace Hardware at 11 PM, I have a present 🥰
What if the vibe is chill
@@linkly9272There better be candy this time.
Well with that logic, the person asking was in the right to make the request.
This is like when your friend says "hear me out" and you know the next words are going to be the wildest take of the century
Can I ask you something weird? 😏
@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm of course!
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@CowMan952ok
@@andorhrusko424 I'll ask you, then. Ever been in a rush to get somewhere and you just throw a t-shirt, forgetting that it's the shirt you used in the night as a cum blanket 🤔 but then... you've left the house and... well... by the time you realise... it's too late... you're on the bus. That happen to you? :3
"she doesn't need you to gove her $10 to brung them" that part near the end killed me lmao
as a plus sized person i think that first one would actually make me laugh to tears if it was sent to me
i love your profile picture
@@DustyKeyboardahhlol thanks, my dog's name is Buddy
@@maximumbees nice, tell buddy he/shes a good dawg
yeah as a fat person tbh if i received that message id be laughing 😭😭
The first convo was painful
The second convo required Duolingo and the Rosetta Stone to translate
I wouldve blocked the second one before it even got to that long ass message 😂
She probably is fat lmao.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@p-__This one bot is very funny. Like this one person has carefully studied the intricacies of Charlie's farts, and trained hard to be able to not only match them, but, dare I say it, surpass them
It Is weird, and a bot is a bot, I should not engage
But dude, I gotta respect the grind
The second one was just weird. She was clearly dealing with a non native english speaker who needed help, instead she just unapologetically said no, and was kind of a dick for no reason.
Imagine if Charlie was actually behind the weird text messages, just so he could show us how not to communicate with people.
I wouldn’t be surprised 😂
Who knows, anything is possible on UA-cam these days
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@@potapotapotapotapotapota facts
But it's just a theory.... *_A GAME THEORY!!!_*
it's so wild cause she clearly acknowledges it's an inconveniently long way to go as she won't do it herself, but she expects this stranger to do it for her?
Lmao
You don’t understand, she has a newborn Jesus.
And then claims she would do it for another stranger
Do you mind driving an hour to deliver?
No, my trash can is so much closer.
I was called a bad person once, gave someone a car for free, it was high mileage but otherwise running fine. About 8 months later they had some issues and reached out to me to help pay for their repairs, and was angry when I didn't.
Say sorry and tell them to come back tomorrow so you will give their money back.
@@sailor5853he gave the car fir free dude what money
@@Luigimaestrotake your time
@@sailor5853😂
@@Requiem_ahI don’t get it either
every day I thank god that charlie didn't start this series when I was 12, I'd have 100% ended up here 💀
Same. I’m glad I’ve changed.
Talking like this at 12 years old is barely a problem. The issue is if this way of thinking stays into adulthood.
noot noot
Dude, you were 12. I’m sure he wouldn’t be roasting a child’s text. You’re good man 😂
You were 12 and this dude is an adult there’s a difference
8:22 the musical confusion SENT ME 💀💀💀
6:30 F I S H P A S T E
If you guys ever feel weird for the things you said, just know you'll never be this weird
@@Godbody_DedicatedNo, absolutely not.
@@digitalsnowangelCan I say something nice?
@@Godbody_Dedicated What? 😭
You absolutely will if you thing this is as unhinged as it gets
@@MisterIncog maybe but most of us are conscious enough to know when to hold off from saying real suspect shit
I’m addicted to this series. The cringe is just so diabolical, I can’t look away
It’s like an abusive relationship it’s so painful but you don’t want to leave
its like watching a kid play with fire, you want to stop them but at the same time you wanna see how it ends
It's kelski!
@@Godbody_Dedicated of course!
@@mortemracoonWas not expecting that comparison.
Lol "she doesn't need you to gove her ten dollars to brung them"
8:17 i havent heard "H E double hockey sticks" in YEARS LMAOOOO what a throwback, that was hilarious
Last time i heard it was in cod infinite warfare zombies
NGL the free clothes thing sounded like a robbery attempt.
"Meet me half way, we will meet in this place that is secluded enough for my husband to knock you out and take your money and car."
The giver of the clothes was smart. It;s not just about not wanting to go out of her way to give away something for free, it's safety measure too.
Nonsense, that's completely normal.
Meet me behind the supermarket tomorrow and I will tell you why.
Yeah it felt shady af
It did sound like a robbery attempt. With the horrible English and the way she called all English people assholes, I get the overwhelming sense that it’s an illegal immigrant trying to set up a mugging. With the huge amount of crime spikes from these people it’s hard to see anything else. Especially how she tried immediately insulting and trying to guilt trip that lady into it instead of just saying something else like “thanks anyway” and moving on.
@@gijoe13dI’m not from the US but we have this kind of people too. They either want a huge discount on the stuff you sell because they’re a parent or want you to drive your free stuff to them. They’re just entitled. And when you don’t conform they insult you right and left
Naah, I highly doubt it. It was just a lazy entitled person.
When someone says "can I say something weird", the only reasons for saying yes are true, deep friendship or curiosity about why you're about to sever contact.
I laughed so hard because it has been the latter every single time for me. So succinctly said
I've had someone use that setup just to ask me my opinion on furries lmaoo
@@madpie5147What's your opinion on furries?
@@MusketeerTigershark1822 i mean it's not my thing but as long as they're not hurting anyone idrc
@@madpie5147 Good
"Can I say something weird:3"
No. No you may not.
So glad you’re talking about these different weirdos. The safety of their screens are too strong a shield
She says that if she was in that person's position she would drive for an hour to give away the clothes, yet in this scenario she can't drive an hour to come collect the clothes herself?
That's what Charles said yes.
This may be me reading in between the lines, but as someone who grew up flat broke, it's obvious the beggar doesn't have a car or a way to easily get to the other person's home but are too embarrassed to communicate that and just got angry and insult them instead.
@@AndoBanderinoI thought that too, but then they said they could meet halfway so who knows. Definitely a situation where you get more flies with honey than vinegar because had the issue actually been that “she REALLY needed the clothes and didn’t have transportation” then the lady might have been willing to take the extra effort to help her out from one mother to another. I only say that cause that lady entertained her far longer than I would have and so I think she was waiting to hear some sense from her, but she just got crazier and crazier 😂
Well, this is the time you'd expect a newborn Jesus. Story checks out.
About time he came back ngl
Charlie I absolutely love these text conversation videos. They're very funny and interesting to listen to please do more.
I need to do this to my girlfriend. So happy Charlie shares these stories with us so that we can go live these stories out in our own lives
Not sure if joking.
uhh dont know how you have a girlfriend. but your voice isnt an average 10 year old its a teen voice. ok now i believe you
As a person that uses ":3" religiously
Bro threw it all away at the ":3"
Right 😭
Ew
“I have a newborn Jesus.” Bruh I can’t stop rewatching that part and laughing how charlie said it was perfect 😂
I love how he makes everything look extremely dramatic, man has a degree in yappology. 10/10 video as always, keep the good work up!
Oh my god. You just gave me the absolute best laugh ever and I so needed it today! Thank you Charlie!!!! 🥰
Have a fabulous new year! ✨
this is why I kind of don't like flirting. just say how you feel, trying to be weird ad or flirt is normally how we end up embarrassing ourselves
Fair
Just do it in person. Texting is a waste of time and usually ends awkwardly.
Same
In what world is this considered flirting 😂
Not really. There's good flirting, and there's role-playing as someone whose dream is to end up on a police watch list
5:33 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.
😂😂
Make a whole playlist on these please!
"B**** have a good day" is hilarious
The ChoosingBeggars really sometimes have me amazed at just how delusional people can be. If someone offers something for free, with the only stipulation being that whoever wants it comes to them to pick it up, you're a delusional idiot if you demand, or even ask, them to deliver it to you.
This is why I don't advertise free things. I just drop them off at goodwill.
Yeah man, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" as they say.
Yep. Much easier.@@ButterflyyyXoxo
You can ask, politely, and offer to pay for their time. But if they say no then that's final. Find someone to drive you or lose out on the free stuff.
tried to sell my dad's audi on ebay once and people were literally asking ME for money for them to come and get the car 😭 never again
Can always rely on Charlie to get a nice hit of cringe
@@BangerContent 🤓
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Why does the comment say 1 min ago and the bot reply say 6????
me too
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.1
I always listen to these thinking “this can’t be that bad” and I still don’t know why I’m surprised every time when it really is that bad
2:03 I think a better counterexample would have been if the girl messaged the guy and said "I just saw a post celebrating tiny penis men and you were the tiny penis man closest to the top of my contacts, so I just wanted to check in and say hi"
Pointing out that someone is fat (just like pointing out that someone has a tiny penis) is a simple biological observation that isn't inherently insulting in a vacuum, but it can have negative societal connotations and is something that's considered rude and tactless to point out
I’m sorry, what exercises can I do to help counteract having a small penis? Not even make it big, just closer to average
Though small penis isn't really something you can control. I think a better comparison would be procrastination. Besides sometimes, being fat could be unhealthy. Though that's if like your over 280 and that's majorly unhealthy to me
@@blankspace2483 Some people can't control being fat, and some people can't control procrastination
@TehFoamy dude I agree with the weight. Some people can't control it, but most can. Also, procrastination Is completely controllable
@@blankspace2483 Procrastination is controllable for most people, but there are disorders (like ADHD) that make it virtually impossible for some people to remain focused on a task
Charlie reading the typos as if they were intentional is hilarious for some reason.
She was 100% going to get kidnapped if she had met with that person.
And you think having that kidnapper come to your house is better? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@booprice5473no you meet at a public location, chill the hell out
@@booprice5473 LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@lucrussell9363 which was already what the proposed plan was? LOL BAHAPAHAKAMEHAMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@booprice5473I didn't see that in the video, she asked what her address was.
Thank you, for putting out these social PSAs. They're desperately needed, as social etiquette is nearly dead.
I look forward to this fellows vids literally every day
I like how she said "I live further than you" as the reason she shouldn't have to go pick it up, as if for some reason it is a further distance for her and not the seller
when the imposter is sus
Pretty sure she was talking about the location where she wanted to meet up. As in it's not halfway between, but closer for the seller.
Easy to laugh when you take stuff out of context. There's so much to laugh at in these as well.
I still have no idea how people like that person that wants the free clothes act that way but call out other people for acting the way they did. I swear hypocrisy just isn't a word that exists to them.
1. Wouldn't drive out of their way but claims they would if the roles were reversed.
2. Calls people horrible names but when other people do it, that's outta line.
3. Would pay for the trouble but insults other people for having money.
And all in the same breath, how fucking exhausting to unpack
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
Do you know why this idiom exists? Because people 100% do that kinda of thing.
if you ever worked in retail you will see how much people have no sense and are entitled the fact that they can act like that for someone giving free stuff imagine how they act when there actually spending money
The entitlement of the individual caught me off-guard but then I remembered it's so common now that I was no longer surprised. Not only that, they were also a hypocrite AND racist.
And the fact that she's reproducing is probably the next best thing.
That’s crazy that they still gave their address after hearing how crazy that person is
How does someone live farther than someone else? It's the same distance
Once a guy asked if he could say something weird to me and then proceeded to call me “submissive and breedable” I immediately blocked his ass
what a legend 🙌
But are you though??
Wild to think that submissive and breedable started as a joke but some people apparently liked it so much they started using it unironically
Probably because you are and you're insecure about it
@@toothlesstoeits a weird fucking thing to say to somebody
I was on a speed date once and one guy opened up with "wow, you look like you've run into a wall!" (I have a short nose).
Like I wasn't even mad, just perplexed. What a weird opener to use
That cracked me up. Sorry😂
@@watchmehope6560 no worries, it was pretty funny 😅
That’s a keeper, he’s keeping it real with you
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
Lmaooo this made me laugh
This had me cracking up.
I love these videos its natural selection at its finest
I, at the very least, appreciate that he asked how he could avoid being a weirdo in the future. There was an attempt to learn
the bar is low 😂
Idk if he really was trying to learn or just act like he didn't know that wasn't a terrible thing to say lmao
tryna save face
it's shifting the onus onto her to explain why blatantly stating she's fat is rude. He should already know that.
In fact, I'm sure he does...because there's no way he'd say that to a guy.
@@saga685 It's more just him genuinely not understanding how messed up that comment was. Because so much interaction happens online people are having more of a disconnect on what is and isn't acceptable and some people genuinely can't see how unhinged their behavior is, we've seen it so many times in Charlie's vids
I actually tried to read some of these cringy weird texts and i physically couldn’t set through them, that’s when i realized how important it is to have Charlie talking about it and making jokes
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
You talking’ to me?
there's is a theory that the dm's are from Charlie's 😂
@@p-__proof?
This whole interaction sounds so sketchy good on the lady for not going as no one would be this difficult if they didn’t nefarious intentions.
6:28 idk why but that line was delivered with a lot of passion
What i don't get is why people don't block a lot sooner. There is no point in arguing with stupid, so just say "No thank you" and block them.
You aren't wrong, but most of the time, when people come across nut cases like these two people in the video, they just want to see how far/weird it goes so they keep chatting, and screenshotting to then share and get upvotes and karma on reddit or stuff like that
2:20 if you DONT say those exact words to your spouse after you've been married for 30 years, you have had a BAD marriage.
but he wasnt married
also is marriage fun or scary?
@@vsdfggvh164don’t marry someone you don’t love. don’t even marry someone you only love a little bit. If you’re not ready to see this person every single day for the rest of your life then it’s not gonna be happy, sad scary or exciting. Just miserable. It’s the most diabolical societal norm
ive been asked the same opening question about asking or saying something weird and I always say "of course! but expect the appropriate responses or consequences" that usually throws them lol
i love these videos and watch them every time you upload them… little did i think it would happen to me. i’m a f 21 and just had a cornball send me crazy messages . idk how to get them to you but you’d have a good laugh
Saying something weird is one thing
Being self aware that what you're about to say is weird and still saying it is another level.
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SO CRY ABOUT IT 😂
To be fair there was consent
@@Foxtrox7616 it could have been a conversation with his schizophrenia demon and it's still embarrassing
yeah but I mean she said he could say it.
She should have told her she was on the way, and then stayed home. Keeping one in suspense can be fun.
More of this if you please
had me at “i have a newborn jesus” i’ll hand deliver it to you this instant free of charge Mary 🙏🏽
3:55 Praise the Lord, jesus has returned.
Once offered to make a painting for a friend. Before I started the painting, I got what he wanted, what kind of colors would go with the couch and since it was a painting large enough to fit on a flatbed of a truck, I asked if he had a truck to pick it up. He stared at me and then he said it 'you're dropping it off.' 'No, I'm not. When I offered to paint paintings for others around the office, the only thing I ask was for someone to pick it up.' 'I'm not picking it up. I'm giving you the chance to get rid of the canvases you didn't want anymore.' I never talked to him about the painting and the canvases ended up in the dump.
I get people being busy, but in the end, if we were friends. I'd just drive over and grab it next time we hung out. Besides, a gift like that is nice.
charlie can roast anyone and he wouldnt be lying AND it would be funny as hell
Real
Every person who's ever used :3 just died because of Charlie's uncontrollable power
"you're telling a fib, and liars go to Hell, because it's a SIN"
Holy shit, Charlie going hard with that one. Cracked me the fuck up
poenguinzo moistcritical, and charlie have never been in the same room
bro such mindblowing information im subbing
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bro such mindblowing information im subbing
bro such mindblowing information im subbing
As a big girl…. I have gotten similar things frequently. My favorite was a 40 something yr old man approaching me, age 22, on the train headed to school. He sits down and asks for my number then says…” i find beauty in things most ppl think are ugly”😮
Its a genuine tactic used by manipulative people. They rely on someone with low self esteem, its supposed to make that person desperate for their attention and praise.
It would have been better to have donated the clothes to charity than deal with this bs.
As someone who doesn’t have the best conversation skills this guy makes me feel better about myself
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my farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@@BangerContent 🤓👆
And the bot bonanza returns
I was expecting more relationship cringe, the free clothes story was a nice unexpected treat.
I love how Charlie's voice starts getting high-pitched the more confused/outraged he gets
I love these videos, thank you charlie
3:13 feels like something :3 would say
Feels like something I would :3 say
As a female that uses dating apps - yep. This is correct.
as a male that doesnt, I wouldnt have an idea
As a dating app I can confirm this statement
As a fetus,
@@papastinky4640 go on
As a correct I can confirm this statement
Can relate to that second story. Had a dude say I'm entirely responsible for overpriced graphics cards when I sold an old one second hand 100 bucks under what it was going for online.
Seeing Charlie go over the general experience on FB marketplace was cathartic
If someone sent that to me, I’d simply pass away on the spot.
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5:47 Did everyone forgot how the Narcissism look? Here's an example
That is crazy, that was the last thing I expected
“I have a newborn Jesus” which is a huge statement to make😂😂
I still vomit on impact whenever my subconscious brings some past cringe crap I did to the front of my mind 😂
@@BangerContentno one cares!!! Hahaha
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1:15 Chivalry cannot die, for chivalry to die it would need to be a living thing, as only organisms can die. Although I’m sure you know that, mlady.
Figuratively
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These people would ask the soup kitchen to deliver
I'm actually gonna use Charlie's "stupid bitches" line, can't fail