The DIRTIEST Clean Game EVAR! - Dirty Minds
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2016
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Welcome to the dirtiest clean live stream around. MatPat is getting a little inappropriate as he tries to answer these HARD brain teasers in DIRTY MINDS. #blameStankPat for any obscene answers!
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Thanks to David Keller for allowing us use of his sound FX:
consumingfireartisticcreations... - Ігри
'If you liked it you should've put a ring on it'
'I DID!'
That came up as soon as I read your comment
as soon as I read this, i heard it.
+MiniGame MASTER uu
I can't ring cuz I'm only ate and it only brand me to settings and Idk how to work it -_- rrrrr
Teresa Gallegos
i don't know ho I read exoticbutter the first time I looked at your comment
steph:If ya liked it ya should of but a ring on it....
Matthew:I DID!!I PUT A RING ON IT AND THEN YOU TOOK IT OFF OF IT AND PUT IT IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psychotic Freak what time was this? Omg xD
Wait nvm it was on 8:00 😂
"My mind isn't going somewhere dirty, it's just going blank"
*inside steph's head: Mind.exe has stopped responding*
Steph:"Think of the most valuable thing you own. Do you take it everywhere with you?"MatPat: "I take you everywhere with me, don't I?"
Isaac Lavigne When does he say this??
MusicNerd the whole ring thing starts at 7:02
I feel so duped cuz he never said that
Awwww it would be so cute if he actually sad that
my heart LITERALLY melted when he said that. they are SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
Just watching Mat be blatantly sexual and Steph tiptoeing her way around sex is hilarious.
It REALLY is
Am I the only one that finds Matt's voice really appealing?
Kryštof Kocur no you're not alone
ikr
I'm sure Steph likes it too,
I just like to listen to their streams when I'm doing homework because Matt's voice is so nice
He would make an awesome reporter
its in streams like this where i want to know how Mat won Steph over...
He slightly mentioned how in a previous stream xD
Miki :3 Watch the draw my life video on the game theorists channel. It explains everything.
yeah I know but I ment in the live stream where they were playing dating games he said he anoyyed her until she liked him xD don't know if you've watched that live stream lol
+Miki :3 Thats how love works.
Miki :3 That was a joke...
8:06
Steph: If you liked it you should’ve put a ring on it.
Matpat: AND I DID
Just something about matpat saying "I'm horny" repetitively gets me
Lol
Time!?!??
Rosarosie AJ its around 10 minutes
Like 10:10
Gets you what? I can only imagine ;)
"Stop molesting the sexual topiary!" -Stephanie 2016
Archive strolling and scrolling and this comment came up just as she said it. Amazing!
katie hudgins MatPat said it, not Steph
@@PChamileon97 18:19
"You know what else you can do, Steph?
YANK ME OFF."
I just about lost it there.
clap and a half to Jason because even though we blame him all the time he does amazing work and is an important part of the GTLive team
#LoveJason
Y e s #jasonmatters
I miss Jason on the streams
I think that if I saw a wall with birds stuck in peanuts butter, I'd be scared too.
UA-camrs keep wondering if "kids these days" are even familiar with DVDs and I'm like, I'm 14 and I remember watching tapes.
I'm 10 and I remember
Same!!
Same
i remembered watching dvds and i think nowadays dvds are so obsolete kids these days wont even know they existed
Same
When Matpat broke the voting booth all I could think of was the UA-cam space owners in squidwards voice going "What a surprise. I invited them in and I left them alone..."
Gosh I wish that I can have a fantastic relationship like Matt and Stephs later in life 😌😌
m
Same....*sniff sniff*
Sabrina Graff I feel u
Sabrina Graff hello darkness my old friend
Sabrina Graff awwwww that comment made me happy
he's afraid of birds? hmm where have i heard that earli.... "BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD" ~Wheatley - Portal 2
tim schellingerhout Also GLaDOS
Jason would have been great in the movie "Birds"
Or maybe for Halloween they should be evil and watch it with him XD
we haven't seen Jason and weatley in the same room! illuminati confirmed
Listen To My Stories who doesnt remember that game(plus i played it again like 4 days ago :P )
Because I'm a potato!
"I can probably make a grown man moan"
-Mat 2016
That part made me blush too hard lmao
-sammy- Gaaayyyy
Commander Waddles what is this 2008
I died when Mat said "I'm horny" like 20 times XD
when lmaoo
Why can't a guy look at me the way Matt looks at Stephanie
Ellie Natoza they do, just look around
Ellie Natoza omg relatable... I'm a loner for life
They mentioned me at 40:50! I felt so great!
lucky
you are one lucky snowflake
Tristan Lawhorn OH, that happened to me ONCE, I was soooooo exited, that made my day
Tristan Lawhorn a furry like you dosent deserve it.
k m8
This is legitimately one of the weirdest livestreams I've ever seen...
Congratulations
redman8828 I was at the opticians the other day and guess WHAT I SAW, TOPIARY!!!!!
Sexual Topiary?
D Bone NO, NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!
"When in doubt, trumpet!" - Stephanie. not 5 minutes earlier, Mat gets on to Jason for talking politics. LOL!
Benjamonjoe Dear person.
Trumpet is an instrument.
That wasn't political.
What is wrong with you?
The Brennan I know. It was a joke. In fact, I used to play the trumpet. I only said that because it sounded like "Trump it." It was dumb, I'm sorry
"Get your mind out of the gutter" Me: My mind is the gutter.
Rewatching just to see what they did with the part where their mic cut out
ami j +
disappointed they just cut it out :(
Sadly they just cut it out, you already know this but I just wanted to let future readers know.
ami j try to enter the stream via the notofications..
THAT WAS A HILARIOUS SCENE
MatPat for president!
YASSSSS! #Matpatforpresident
Agent Morty I mean he's better than trump
Agent Morty yassssss
Agent Morty smarter and NOT RUDE!!! yay. :/ :( :)
he can run against Phillip DeFranco for president be amazing and no matter what we all win
Steph is right about the ring argument. Lots of women only wear them on special occasions so nothing happens.
MusicNerd it's a symbol of his love. Wear it. Unless you don't love them. Then don't wear it
Especially if you tend to fiddle with things on your hands a lot or have a job that requires working around machines or a lot of activity. A lot of my coworkers in my field don't wear their rings.
I may or may not have watched part of this stream with my ex boyfriend... We're still friends and we were hanging out after school and then my phone buzzed and he was like, "Hey Game Theory's streaming!" and so we watched it and then we realized it was a dirty stream we both kinda just looked at each other. Then we starting discussing how MatPat and Steph are Marriage Goals. And at one point, there was a particularly naughty part, and I said, "Get the Holy Water!" and he said, "I can't! I don't carry Holy Water with me. Not anymore." And I said, "Oh right, you're Atheist." And he's like, "It's not that; I've already used all my stash."
#couplegoals
I want to shake his hand #respectmate
BulbasaurTheRavenclaw i’m a ravenclaw too
#couplegoals HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA I wish my ex was that cool ! My ex is a jerk who thinks everything should be handed to him where and when he wants lol I hate my ex
#smoothAF
For those who saw this stream, did anyone else immediately skip to the point where the mic got muted?
What time?
Bubblegum Panda they just cut it out :(
Right??? No funky dance music :(
I did
they edited it out TnT
Exotic Butters
Eroctic Butters
Neurotic Butters
Electronic butters
Memetic Butters.
Radioactive butters
They're going to need new topiaries.
5:12 Stephanie stroking the plant
"If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it."
"I DID! That ring is now in a box!"
I'm speaking out for all those allergic to peanut butter
"Mines a sexual topiary"~MatPat 2k16
There is actually a phobia of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth XDD
Blue Birb
Lets be honest now a days there's a phobia for everything
I have phobia of phobias stop giving me nightmares ;-;
14:23 Speaking of trinkets, how about that engagement ring? xD
my thots exactly
i think you mean "thoughts" XD
lol
Gtlive: The only place you can see people talk about how to scare their friends with birds stuck to peanut butter, and then acting that particular scene out.
You should do a video of making Jason try different peanut butter snacks.
EDIT: Call it Exotic Butters xD
Waiting for the next Dirty Minds Live Stream Matpat! :D
DIRTY MINDS
Every once in a while I'm reminded of how naive MatPat is. That suds one took me less than 10 seconds, but I get the feeling neither of them drink often, so I'm not surprised.
Also, slipper? C'mon. It's a pillow case! You put your plump pillow in the case, you slip it over the pillow, then put it on the bed, and the partner is the pillow. What the hell is wrong with your feet that you consider them a 'plump one'?
And one last note. going 69 is a reference to speeding. Stealing a cherry is still stealing. And yeah, they got the name wrong, but Martha Stewart went to jail for a crime. Very poor writing, but pretty obvious.
it is great that they upload these streams
Kristian Hotti It is great :)
Honest to God, that domestic argument about Steph's engagement ring makes me feel so happy inside. Is it just me? It might be because I'm a sucker for love and domestic banter and it makes me believe that I might have someone who I can do that with some day.
what
I was watching an ad and got 2 seconds in
I went to a different video (this one)
and the ad had 2 seconds in as if it was still playing or I never switched videos.
well, less ads for me
Half the time I forget these two are married, but there was that one moment in the stream where Matt just looks over at Steph and ugh... It's too cute.
MatPat: Just wait, for the Halloween special of GTLive we're just gonna paint the walls with...
MatPat: Peanut butter.
Steph: Birds!
My dad's ringtone used to be "My Dingle-ling".
I even know the lyrics by heart, even though it's old and I'm 15.
When I was an itty bitty boy,
my grandfather bought a cute little toy.
Silver bells hangin' on a string,
he told me it was my ding a ling a ling!
(Thanks for triggering me MatPat)
1:14:06
MatPat's moment of fear and confusion cracked me up
What a great way to start my morning. Mattpat flapping around his arms like a bird while speaking of painting the wlls with birds and peanut butter.
MatPat doesn't know what Booper Dooper is.
All Jacksepticeye fans are disappointed.
noodle.fandoms I hate jacksepticeye
Shame
I also don't know what that is.
I'm just laughing way too much with you two! With the whole Ring thing, and not to mention the birds on the wall with butter! XD
"think of the most valuable thing you own-"
A cello that if I took everywhere I would definitely drop it and break it
I love how steph is trying have a innocent mind
I keep my dad's dogtags with me 24/7 yet it's my most important treasure
I am half a Beagler AND a Bugule fan, because I love salt.
Also, I share Jason's taste in dog breeds. The Malamute is my favorite breed, and I hope my next dog is one.
OCD Charizard MALAMUTE!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍
OCD Charizard iiiiiiii
Mat hadn't heard of malamutes!!! They're like huge Huskies!
I don't know why I'm watch this two years late, but I just got so happy that MatPat said LaserDisc.
I haven't been able to find anyone (besides my own family) who are familiar with LaserDiscs. Even though they were "outdated" my family would watch LaserDiscs as far back as I can remember, so it's exciting to hear anyone mention them.
About 25 seconds in and I have the hardest fight of my life trying not to spill tea all over my desk. Thank you, Jason and your damn bird phobia.
On the topic of "if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it," back when I was in middle school, one test had a question asking why Saturn had rings. My friend didn't know, so he wrote "because God liked it, so he put a ring on it."
made my day xD
Your friend is awesome .
Is this the one that's in, like, every "Funniest Classroom Answers" video?
The Brennan I'm in love with your friend XD
i hate peeps like you, always stating stupid jokes as if you made it or actually heard it
57:59 OMFG damn me and MatPat have the perfect sense of humor! Love ya, Buddy!!!
the question about the egg I thought chicken nuggets and I realised KINDERGARDEN
DRAW IT 110 *kindergarten*
Mat is the predetor, Steph is the prey
THEY ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS...as the instagram/tumblr girls would say
Sounds like some weird kinky fanfic
K-pop Trash wyf
Improvise, adapt, overcome
K-pop Trash BTS? EXO? BLACK PINK? Monsta X? 2NE1?
I feel like them wearing the same shirt is adorable and corny in the best way possible.
This game made me subscribe to the channel... can't believe I've never watched anything before today, but I've been binge watching stuff from the GTLive archives since yesterday now and so far I'm greatly enjoying myself
#pervpat
The climax to this stream was truly exotic butters
There was actually a guy named Exotic Butters on the stream and we kept making up hashtags like #ExoticButtersTheGame2017 #ExoticButtersForPrez and#AllHailExotixButters before the stream even started XD
+TAZEEMNUTS! Good job, son.Good job. HEYY REMEMBER MEEE?
Animemii AJ Heya AJ!
Did anyone else notice that speed bump had three "E"s?
You guys made my day. I'm off school sick. This made me laugh so much.
13:21
I was thinking Puck, a game we play where I live where we would take anything we could find to make a janky version of horseshoes. It’s a game, ends in UCK, and we would commonly use horns and other things on the farm lot as material.
I know this was a just-me-and-my-friends thing, but that was all I could think of.
"You know what you can do, Steph? YANK ME OFF!"
Where did he said that?
I still use dvd and stuff because of car trips and no WiFi
Matt's questions makes me think he'd be a really good Riddler. He's got the maniacal laugh down, at least.
my Internet was bad the day of this stream and I've been grounded but now I can FINALLY watch it!
Afraid of birds!? What is he, a Fighting type?
Devon Huntoon Pokemon jokes for the win
Devon Huntoon lollll
They should have played music over the awkward part with no sound! It was so funny because it took them like 5 minutes to notice, even when we were spamming the chat! LOL They looked so crazy!
I knew it was schedule! Palm pilot, a too-full schedule means you'll be late for everything, and "i can pencil you in" or "I can fit you in" on an open schedule.
That subtle hint by Matt when he said, "those concrete BREAKFASTS"
I don't like Peanut Butter....
me neither 😰
SEE STEPH!? SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE P.B!
I think that peanut butter is gross too :X
I'm allergic to peanuts, so i don't like peanut butter either
Peanut butter is gross #Jason'sPeople
Beagles are the best dog. No argument.
So I am watching this at night and I am trying not to laugh, but have failed multiple times. I am surprised the whole house isn't awake at this point. I am dying of laughter. :')
3:14 And this is how they never get invited back to the UA-cam Space building
You guys would be amazing at podcasts.
I didn't laugh at any of these until MatPat started reading them
i freaking loved matt and steph in this stream
If the whole thing is that the animatronics are trying to leave the facility, is it possible that the Funtime foxy and ballora hung the technicians on that stage in order to trick the computer into thinking they were still there, while they actually roamed around freely.
When should I expect a mini MatPat or Stephanie?
Silver Moon wish I knew lol we need more theorists
When the kid pops out, they're just like, "Hello internet, welcome to baby theory!"
Shouldn’t be too long. All you need to know is how to resize a picture in Photoshop.
This summer lol
Silver Moon june or july.
I lol'd so much when mat said I love the ring so much I don't wear it
MatPat has clearly never had bacon and cheese covered Bugles. Put a bag of Bugles on a plate, add cheese and bacon bits, microwave for around 15 - 30 seconds, and eat. It’s delicious.
Is Matt's head a different shape & size? He looks off…
I THINK ITS HIS HAIR
That makes a lot more sense :P
Nil Arıca Thank you
At least his eyes aren't purple.
I TOOK HIM AND HIS MOM BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY NAME!!CACACACA!!CACACACA!!
I'm so happy Matthew is a fellow Ohioan
1:06:51 Oh! She’s got it, I think, if the first one is bad then stitches being removed isn’t a good thing, so it works
this is the best video i have ever watched
for the one that say the longer im in the harder i get well it also can be bread 🍞 because. longer its in the oven harder it will become and it only gets laid into the oven once and also will be eaten once
I'm scared of peanut butter because I'm highly allergic to it so bad I may die if I even touch it X_X
but I like eating chickens :D
I am also allergic to tree nuts
there is peanut butter gluten free/allergy type costs more to process like 100$ per bottle but gl with the allergy wish you all the best
What affect does it have on your skin exactly?
basicly I get blown up like a balloon
MatPat, no one wears their engagement ring after they get the wedding ring.
55:24 i had to listen to that a couple times before i realized he was in fact saying what i thought he was saying
also "c-c-corporal yoongi knows it and i don't know it? GEEZ!" had me dead
Yes, folks. These... are the people behind the Streamys' Best Gaming Channel of the year.
I'm so proud.
BOOPER DOOPER. (Jacksepticeye. :3)
I CAN'T be the ONLY one who thought it was bladder and not cellar! It's dark, moist, gets smelly after a while and a wine bladder is a thing that exists.
I'm waiting for someone to mash all these together and make some sort of audio only type of thing
Bruh, Bugles are my favorite! I don't like the original but the nacho cheese is AMAZING!
Polar.Bear.Toast the original is amazing XD
ranch everyday!
HEY! which part was it on? I wanna find my comment that they noticed lol
Polar.Bear.Toast Bugles are so gross, blech