Ranking walking simulators by how good the walking is

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  • @ashopal5811
    @ashopal5811 5 років тому +6607

    Me: Poly-mom, can I get a new Unraveled?
    Polygon: We have Unraveled at home.
    Unraveled at home:
    Me: Aw hell yeah, Clayton brand. Thanks mom.

    • @polygon
      @polygon  5 років тому +1619

      this is cute, actually

    • @ashopal5811
      @ashopal5811 5 років тому +265

      @@polygon :o

    • @brodeynelson3547
      @brodeynelson3547 5 років тому +28

      Perfect 👌

    • @ashopal5811
      @ashopal5811 5 років тому +343

      @@RDR911 Nah man I wasn't disappointed at all; I love seein everyone on the Polygon vid team doing their own deep-dives into very specific aspects of games

    • @systemiclizard3101
      @systemiclizard3101 5 років тому +110

      Clayton brand is one of my favorite brands!

  • @Rafmorna
    @Rafmorna 5 років тому +3600

    clayton being sneaky trying to make brian go exercise outside

    • @shareefshabani756
      @shareefshabani756 5 років тому +145

      nobodyjack Brian needs to exercise for his role as Waluigi

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 5 років тому +60

      nobodyjack he has to be ready for the Olympic tennis game he’ll be playing with Mario

    • @TC-mp7vn
      @TC-mp7vn 5 років тому +11

      What a good friend

  • @IAmNotAWoodenDuck
    @IAmNotAWoodenDuck 5 років тому +3703

    His voice and demeanor makes it seem like I'm watching a very important and educational documentary. And I am.

    • @cathy6828
      @cathy6828 5 років тому +10

      Not gonna lie, you had me at the first part... 😅😂

    • @TheMagneticChicken
      @TheMagneticChicken 5 років тому +8

      yes i feel very clever. i say what is walking to my friends and none can respond.

  • @trishybear8029
    @trishybear8029 5 років тому +2347

    instructions unclear:
    *i've found myself without legs*

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra 5 років тому +21

      Instructions unclear.
      My legs turned into a ceiling fan

    • @dittmar104
      @dittmar104 5 років тому +5

      There you are Felix I found you.

  • @adamd1383
    @adamd1383 5 років тому +2070

    "But what is walking?"
    *Brian David Gilbert cameo*

    • @AuntBibby
      @AuntBibby 5 років тому +120

      Adam Desseyn but what is walking?
      BDG: it’s all in the hips, baby

    • @bloomingallium
      @bloomingallium 5 років тому +21

      BDG is gay dad god

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +39

      That short clip of him power-walking towards the camera is just

    • @samforeman8796
      @samforeman8796 5 років тому +7

      Honestly BDG demo'd more of strut (self-conscious gait) or swagger than a walk... Still recorded it and saved it as my desktop screensaver.

    • @TheArachnoBot
      @TheArachnoBot 5 років тому +1

      Vsauce cameo wouldve been cool :(

  • @Skohland
    @Skohland 5 років тому +2969

    1:15 I can't believe they're gaitkeeping the act of walking now

    • @polygon
      @polygon  5 років тому +558

      STOP

    • @Skohland
      @Skohland 5 років тому +109

      @@polygon No u

    • @wasabij
      @wasabij 5 років тому +11

      Needs more love

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 5 років тому +23

      I hate this so much, good job

    • @livemynd
      @livemynd 5 років тому +5

      Excellent pun. Own, don't groan.

  • @Savroge
    @Savroge 5 років тому +4461

    4:49 “I can’t know for sure what kind of boots they are since I’m a noncorporeal ghost”
    She’s a lesbian, they’re Doc Martens.

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 5 років тому +150

      Savroge lol nice joke, sorry to “uhm actually...” but the one with the boots isn’t the lesbian 😅

    • @eileen1020
      @eileen1020 5 років тому +168

      Savroge The character you control isn’t a lesbian, but the main character of the story (her sister) is.

    • @Savroge
      @Savroge 5 років тому +506

      birdeynamnam RIP THATS WHAT I GET FOR MAKING A JOKE WHEN I HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME

    • @Savroge
      @Savroge 5 років тому +42

      Eileen Oops my bad 😭

    • @helenquinn6927
      @helenquinn6927 5 років тому +173

      @@Savroge i'm going to back you up by saying we don't know what genders the player character is into and their boots sound a lot like my very lesbian doc martens

  • @Rafmorna
    @Rafmorna 5 років тому +1249

    i love clayton's vids, i love when he edits and how he pretty much manages all the overboards but i really love videos where we get clayton's views on different games. polygon, gimme more clayton talking about walking!

  • @rebeccasmith847
    @rebeccasmith847 5 років тому +1745

    Only Brian could somehow be so focal in SOMEONE ELSE'S VIDEO.... BY WALKING

  • @courtjester42069
    @courtjester42069 5 років тому +651

    I religiously watch polygon videos despite never having played a video game and that just shows how good the content is

    • @XachWasTaken
      @XachWasTaken 5 років тому +52

      I don't think polygon actually plays games too so ur all good chief

    • @cathy6828
      @cathy6828 5 років тому +1

      @@XachWasTaken looooool

    • @smallbeanmusic2187
      @smallbeanmusic2187 5 років тому +7

      You've must've played at least one game in your whole life .
      Are you saying you haven't even played a mobile game

    • @courtjester42069
      @courtjester42069 5 років тому +10

      Small bean music I only play those puzzle games every other game has commercials for. So if those count then yes

    • @sarahfinch1808
      @sarahfinch1808 5 років тому +1

      me neither!

  • @lucianoschroeder9777
    @lucianoschroeder9777 5 років тому +500

    I always imagine the Polygon cast in a meeting, pitching ideas like
    1: "How about we make a video analyzing (example:) the effects of wind in videogames."
    2: Why would anyone ever need to know that?.
    1: Because... Um...
    2: Greenlit

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos 5 років тому +58

      Also Polygon:
      3: How about we make a video reviewing the latest game?
      1 and 2: Why on earth would anybody want to watch that? Get back to ranking Kirby characters by bounciness!

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +33

      @@felixvelariusbos tbf I'd much rather hear bdg rank Kirby characters by bounciness

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos 5 років тому +11

      @@taakotuesdays Oh it would be a wonderful list. King DeDeDe? Surprisingly bouncy. Meta Knight? 3/10 not bouncy.

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 5 років тому +439

    i'm really glad we've gotten to the point where everything put out on this youtube channel is weird and wonderful

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 5 років тому +14

      I'm really glad we've gotten _back_ to the point-*

    • @FishHookEXE
      @FishHookEXE 5 років тому +7

      @@sponge1234ify for sure, there was a moment where polygon needed to re-find its specific brand of weird and I am SO god damn happy they have

  • @ciara947
    @ciara947 5 років тому +954

    Clayton is always giving us the content we didn't know we needed

    • @cathy6828
      @cathy6828 5 років тому +1

      Ugh you're so right...

    • @systemiclizard3101
      @systemiclizard3101 5 років тому +9

      its the content we needed, but dont deserve

    • @NicovonStackelberg
      @NicovonStackelberg 5 років тому +1

      I feel like that is somehow polygon‘s motto in general

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 5 років тому

      it makes sense that there's a bdg cameo since this is basically an unraveled

  • @StarsongKey
    @StarsongKey 5 років тому +243

    Death Stranding truly is the first AAA Walking Simulator. It makes walking a forefront mechanic of the gameplay experience rather than a realistic limitation of the medium. The first ever walking sim? Probably QWOP, but that game is about running and you hardly keep both feet on the ground. Buffalo

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 5 років тому +7

      You feet leave the ground on vehicles, disqualified

    • @StarsongKey
      @StarsongKey 5 років тому +15

      @@Feasco only cowards use vehicles in Strand games

    • @kadoferusuraimu
      @kadoferusuraimu 5 років тому +6

      Yes, to adapt terminology from racing genres, the games in this video are "arcade walkers", not "walking sims".

    • @Optamizm
      @Optamizm 4 роки тому

      It's not a walking simulator.

    • @StarsongKey
      @StarsongKey 4 роки тому +1

      @@Optamizm The main mechanic from my understanding is carrying packages from one place to another, initially on foot. It's very pedantic of me to say that since the main gameplay loop for the first hours (until better modes of travel are available) is in fact a Simulation of Walking, but this video is intentionally pedantic about its definition of Walking Sim and so am I.
      It's at least a better descriptor than a "Strand-type game"

  • @blob9638
    @blob9638 5 років тому +352

    "any faster, and it's a jog!"
    Any slower, and it's a slog

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 років тому +35

      Any wetter, and it's a bog.

    • @NyanMango
      @NyanMango 5 років тому +26

      @@VidGamer123 Any harder, and it's a log

    • @HighVoltageRat
      @HighVoltageRat 5 років тому +23

      @@NyanMango Any higher, and it's a frog

    • @HighVoltageRat
      @HighVoltageRat 5 років тому +1

      @@NyanMango Any higher, and it's a frog

    • @tmack729
      @tmack729 5 років тому +1

      Any more than 3 shakes, and it's a wank

  • @charlotte8041
    @charlotte8041 5 років тому +584

    brian david gilbert... king of walking..

  • @lilah9876
    @lilah9876 5 років тому +1335

    "maybe the heavy boots infer something about her personality"
    yeah, shes a lesbian
    (this post made by gay combat boot gang)

    • @commandrogyne
      @commandrogyne 5 років тому +34

      theyre doc Martin's, obvi

    • @smallbeanmusic2187
      @smallbeanmusic2187 5 років тому +5

      Lesbian isn't a personality trait
      Because not all lesbians are the same

    • @sylghouls
      @sylghouls 5 років тому +1

      Cosigned

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 5 років тому +78

      @@smallbeanmusic2187 I mean I'm not lesbian so I can't tell, but as a bisexual dude, gay def *also* qualifies for a personality trait by me, and it does in fact include me wearing doc 1914's to signify that i'm a switch to the other gays.
      gay might not be a personality trait, but "boot gay" sure is babey, how else am i supposed to find mates in the wilderness

    • @vergil61
      @vergil61 5 років тому +37

      I'm sorry but the character with the boots isn't the lesbian, is her sister.

  • @sarahwilliams8438
    @sarahwilliams8438 5 років тому +178

    "Jogging...don't like that" SAME CLAYTON

  • @n00tles
    @n00tles 5 років тому +415

    I love spreadsheets and locomotion so this appeals to all my interests

    • @polygon
      @polygon  5 років тому +154

      you have a very specific set of interests

    • @moshadj
      @moshadj 5 років тому +13

      The set intersection is even more niche

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 роки тому +1

      Do you use spreadsheets recreationally?

  • @johnnychopsocky
    @johnnychopsocky 5 років тому +82

    My favorite walking you can do in gaming happens exclusively in character action games. There, it's not the default; it's a conscious choice. Any farther on the stick, and your character is hauling ass. But just nudge that stick forward just a bit, and your character's gait tells a story about how awesome they are and how absolutely hosed the demon/angel/soldier they're walking towards is.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 5 років тому +10

      My favorite thing about the first Dark Souls was using the dried knuckle and waiting in the Undead Burg cathedral as a level 20 Solaire cosplay character to hose invaders. They'd show up in my world expecting to grief some new player, only for me to slowly walk towards them and absolutely destroy them. By the same right, I enjoyed doing themed invasions as a Black Knight or other NPC and acting as if I was an element of the game rather than a human player. This is a large part of what built a mystifying experience for me when playing the game for the first time and I feel that sort of experience may be lost forever with every FROMsoft game since and even in Dark Souls itself as there are many, many more people cheating and new players avoiding the online components entirely.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +5

      @@varsoonhks3211 Man, stories of people roleplaying in Dark Souls are just the best. I remember one time when I was doing multiplayer in DS 3 with friends and an Invader with the Ring of Deception named Miyazaki walked in. We all gathered around him and started bowing. We then safely escorted him to the end of the level where we sacrificed ourselves to him one by one along with the host in some kind of a weird ritual, it was great.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 5 років тому +5

      @@Arrakiz666 I love that kind of stuff. I used to invade low level players in Dark Souls as well with a character that had all the starting equipment sets. I'd use Chameleon and only move when they weren't facing me, making it seem like a Looney Tunes bit. When they finally hit me, it'd do no damage as it'd reveal that, while looking like a barrel, I equipped a full set of +10 starter armor so that I looked identical to them. I'd then follow them around, sort-of mockingly mirroring what they'd do--so if they attacked a Hollow, I'd run in and swing at them too. The best interaction is when casters would shoot a soul arrow at me, I'd side step it and go to shoot a spell of my own, but since I couldn't, I'd just do the fumble animation for not being able to actually cast the spell. If they started rolling, I'd comically roll around until I ran out of stamina. If they ran off a ledge, I'd jump to my death too.
      Those sorts of joke invasions were hilarious, but they also helped newer players avoid having to be invaded by anyone else, so in a way, I felt like I was helping people too. If they were having a hard time, I'd run ahead and set up to 'ambush' them in a real obvious way, which would signal there were actual ambushes ahead. I'd use gestures and change my equipment to try to show what enemies were up ahead (Balder Knights, Channeler, etc.) and help guide them. If they made it to the fog gate, I'd give them a big wave goodbye. It was fun times.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 5 років тому +4

      @@varsoonhks3211 I was once invaded by a character named Peeping Tom. He would run around me constantly and hide behind barrels and then just equip Binoculars. He would do nothing else, just watch. When cornered, he would do Greirat's emote and plead for mercy and then run away.
      Dark Souls community is the best.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 5 років тому

      @@Arrakiz666 Beautiful
      I really hope games with that sort of online community can continue to exist

  • @thesnackbar999
    @thesnackbar999 5 років тому +105

    I like how Clayton got me to ponder the hyper-focus of the video game industry on gameplay over story...
    by talking about walking.

  • @isadorabrown8146
    @isadorabrown8146 5 років тому +98

    Thank you Brian for showing us how to walk

    • @abbykleimola3775
      @abbykleimola3775 5 років тому +9

      Brian is the only one qualified to teach us to walk

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 5 років тому +150

    while it’d probably be disqualified for some reason, I believe The Witness would score high. loved walking around that island

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 5 років тому +39

      also i know he was goofing with the AAA title comment, but boy does Rockstar nail walking. Ever since LA Noire revamped how characters walk up or down stairs, they’ve done some of the best locomotion work in the industry. Now if only they could pay their employees properly and get rid of crunch...

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 5 років тому +8

      If we are going there, then The Talos Principle deserves a shout out as well. It's a puzzle game, sure, but you do walk a lot.

    • @felipimacedo
      @felipimacedo 5 років тому

      disqualified because of BOAT

  • @Viking2575
    @Viking2575 5 років тому +53

    Polygon's premise is high tier shit-posting.
    And I love it.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 5 років тому +6

    I think the thing I love the most about Clayton's vid is that the tone and comedy and pacing that Clayton usually brings in his camera work and editing is now put it in front of the camera for me to enjoy. It really feels harmonious between the typical Polygon video style and his narration. A match made in heaven.

  • @boodles25
    @boodles25 5 років тому +111

    4:56 gays walk fast, we all know this

  • @kabelmarder2760
    @kabelmarder2760 5 років тому +56

    I never thought I would ever hear someone give spoiler warnings about *feet*

    • @annatighe8629
      @annatighe8629 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t get the spoiler I can’t tell what’s weird about the feet lol

    • @deet917
      @deet917 4 роки тому +1

      @@annatighe8629 *spoilers....
      They're not Edith Finch's feet but her sons. She was also taken by the family curse prior to the game.

    • @chicharon8171
      @chicharon8171 4 роки тому +8

      @@deet917 Really? I thought the spoiler was that..
      she was pregnant and you can see her belly by looking down. When did it become her son's feet?

  • @Atomsk359
    @Atomsk359 5 років тому +658

    I am so tired of hearing that walking is full body when it is only most your body. e.g. you do not use teeth in walking and toothless people can enjoy a full walking experience.

    • @cathy6828
      @cathy6828 5 років тому +115

      You clearly haven't seen me strut by... 😬

    • @fgellert5623
      @fgellert5623 5 років тому +80

      what the fuck do you mean you don't use your teeth when you walk

    • @johnnychopsocky
      @johnnychopsocky 5 років тому +24

      You haven't watched enough pro wrestling then. Just watch Stone Cold Steve Austin walk to the ring; that dude is getting some damn cardio in on that journey.

    • @lilyk3734
      @lilyk3734 5 років тому +39

      Umm maybe YOU don't use your teeth

    • @Atomsk359
      @Atomsk359 5 років тому +4

      @@lilyk3734 my point exactly

  • @DubiousDoom
    @DubiousDoom 5 років тому +42

    Brian out here having the time of his life demoing a walk.

  • @seiretzym
    @seiretzym 5 років тому +109

    "Let me see them feet" CLAYTON NO

  • @olissm
    @olissm 5 років тому +56

    the music makes this feel like a video that plays before a semi-educational amusement park ride

  • @seiretzym
    @seiretzym 5 років тому +78

    "I haven't been this excited about video game feet since Overwatch's Sigma"
    Oh my goddd

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому

      idk why but at this moment Clayton really reminded me of Doubleca5t from the "what blank ship says about you" series

  • @zander67
    @zander67 5 років тому +136

    I think your walking model is entirely too powerful

  • @elithebicycle760
    @elithebicycle760 5 років тому +103

    Walking Person | Brian David Gilbert
    i cackled

  • @jannecapelle_art
    @jannecapelle_art 5 років тому +189

    "walking involves moving the whole body in subtle ways"
    *shows bdg moving his body extremely unsubtly*

    • @ello-olle
      @ello-olle 4 роки тому +13

      Janne Capelle that’s the subtlest bdg can go, sorry

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of the Good Mythical Morning episode on muggable vs unmuggable walking. Where the walking that looks like someone whod be mugged walks like this

  • @cupofcakee
    @cupofcakee 5 років тому +138

    hell yeah I love walking

  • @zandermetrakos2637
    @zandermetrakos2637 5 років тому +16

    I love it when you can see your own body in first person video games. Wolfenstein 2 does it really well with your own body appearing in different outfits and your shadow adding to the atmospheric lighting

  • @Mochi-vh2vi
    @Mochi-vh2vi 5 років тому +122

    "am I out of touch? No it's the games that are wrong"
    -clayton, and also those "no politics in muh bideo gamez" dudes

    • @Shinigami13133
      @Shinigami13133 4 роки тому +1

      Overtly political games tend to age poorly and are groan worthy, I'd prefer to keep that out of my medium (and really, all artistic mediums) so it can grow and mature

    • @Tallia3
      @Tallia3 4 роки тому +18

      jarrod nash hate to tell you this, dude, but all art is political whether you realize it or not

    • @ktglick
      @ktglick 4 роки тому +9

      jarrod nash totally that’s why books like Animal Farm and 1984 aged so poorly

    • @Pepperdove
      @Pepperdove 4 роки тому

      Also: a simpsons reference

    • @ravenfrancis1476
      @ravenfrancis1476 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shinigami13133 The first two Fallout games (and New Vegas), every game in the Metal Gear Solid series, Bioshock, and Final Fantasy 7 all contain overt political messages (to the point where in cases like MGS 80% of the content in the games are the characters lecturing their preferred political philosophy at one another and in cases like Bioshock are specifically made exclusively to deconstruct real world political ideologies) and they're some of the most critically acclaimed well remembered games ever.

  • @immysnowden
    @immysnowden 5 років тому +18

    i love walking simulators! as someone with anxiety the ability to piece together a story and feel a range of emotions from the game without the constant terror of being hurt or murdered is literally the best

  • @isaactfa
    @isaactfa 5 років тому +18

    "Moderate. Maybe even brisk." I don't know if I can handle these levels of excitement.

  • @noahsark.cosplay
    @noahsark.cosplay 5 років тому +5

    This video has such a good vibe and I can really only compare how it makes me feel like this
    Brian: *breaks into my house at 3 am and yells at me about bowser for 30 minutes*
    Clayton: *gently holds me while he recounts the tales of his childhood to lull me to sleep*
    Both provide me w serotonin

  • @roisinrowan1341
    @roisinrowan1341 5 років тому +30

    "am i so out of touch? no. it is the games that are wrong." god i love when polygon use memes i also use. it makes me feel Validated

  • @FreakingIzzy
    @FreakingIzzy 5 років тому +5

    Clayton has just been waiting, honing his editing skills, watching what the people want, just so he could take over polygon. Clayton you are the prodigal son of polygon comedy

  • @sylghouls
    @sylghouls 5 років тому +48

    clayton this is a hilarious premise for a video thank you so much

  • @genevieve-with-grief
    @genevieve-with-grief 5 років тому +52

    Even watching Edith Finch out of context my eyes just well up with tears... That game ruined me 🥺😢😭

    • @joaquinglassmann62el.91
      @joaquinglassmann62el.91 5 років тому +5

      Why are feet a spoiler? Is it a joke that I missed or are they actually?
      I HAVE TO KNOW

    • @mixedstaples8030
      @mixedstaples8030 5 років тому +2

      @@joaquinglassmann62el.91 It's not the feet

    • @TheLightAesthetic
      @TheLightAesthetic 5 років тому +14

      Butterfly Slayer
      spoilers -
      the player character is pregnant, which isn’t explicitly called out until towards the end of the game.

    • @joaquinglassmann62el.91
      @joaquinglassmann62el.91 5 років тому +1

      @@TheLightAesthetic ohh, got it, thank you

    • @somebitch1225
      @somebitch1225 5 років тому

      Genevieve can you please explain why looking at her body is a spoiler?

  • @monserratbarahona8603
    @monserratbarahona8603 5 років тому +10

    CLAYTON CONTENT!!! this was hilarious ajdjsjjs thank you Polygon for your excellent brand of humor and weird yet informative videos. I have learned much about the art of walking today

  • @KyosBlog
    @KyosBlog 5 років тому +10

    "Dear Esther" is set in Scotland, so your door size estimation doesn't really add up, as the sizes here are somewhere around 2'4" to 2'6", so you walk a lot slower.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 5 років тому

      Kyo555 so would it be more like 2 mph? Or a little under three, since his building would be 24 ish feet and not 23.

  • @blundungus
    @blundungus 4 роки тому +4

    Clayton: Jogging automatically disqualifies Firewatch.
    Also Clayton: I will be completely ignoring the “sprint” function.

  • @clairecohen3178
    @clairecohen3178 5 років тому +5

    I never knew I needed this, but what an absolute delight of a video! Thanks Clayton!

  • @TestSubjectNerd
    @TestSubjectNerd 5 років тому +176

    im half way through but i had to pause to say i think clayton is the funniest goddamn person at polygon sent TWEET

    • @smallbeanmusic2187
      @smallbeanmusic2187 5 років тому +5

      Brian's unravels are the best

    • @TestSubjectNerd
      @TestSubjectNerd 5 років тому +19

      @@smallbeanmusic2187 I'm saying this as someone who has been pretty much consistently consuming all of brian's content for the past month:
      I said what I said.

    • @smallbeanmusic2187
      @smallbeanmusic2187 5 років тому +1

      Katie Volker Brian > Clayton = true

  • @scoobysnax
    @scoobysnax 5 років тому +41

    "I can't one for sure what type of boots they are,"
    they're obviously Doc Martens, c'mon. 😏

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 роки тому +2

    I love that the verdict of Death Stranding is, "not actually a walking simulator, but had the best simulated walking," which is just profoundly appropriate to all the pre release hatred the game was getting from people who thought Kojima would actually make a game without ridiculous action sequences. Like, even Snatcher, which is basically a text adventure, had a shooting sequence in it.

  • @idioticmanbaby7815
    @idioticmanbaby7815 5 років тому +21

    I saw this in my inbox and perambulated as fast as possible to my phone

  • @riverfare2847
    @riverfare2847 5 років тому +5

    Clayton has one of my favorite types of humor which is the kind that absolutely refuses to let you know through tone that they're joking.

  • @llybian8102
    @llybian8102 5 років тому +14

    When Brian broke into a full-on model strut I snorted so hard I had to get a tissue.

  • @ObeyCamp
    @ObeyCamp 5 років тому +27

    5:42 head-bobbing is absolutely not a part of immersion! In real life one of the things your brain (specifically the pulvinar nuclei of the thalamus) does is filter out your own head bobbing. If you watch other people walk, you'll see that their heads bob much more obviously than your own vision would have you guess.
    So, honestly, leaving head-bobbing _on_ is for people who hate immersion lol.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому +1

      alternatively, some of us just naturally bob up and down a lot as we walk so we like characters to do it too. also i like never play these games but i imagine even the natural perception we have of ourselves bobbing up and down is a little more than the absolute zero percent bobbing of a video game character, like the bobbing might be too much but no bobbing is probably too mechanical. so im saying there should be a head bobbing scale

    • @Asiliea
      @Asiliea 4 роки тому +1

      The pulvinar nuclei doesn't filter it out entirely. It reduces the perception of it. If you exaggerate your walk, you will likely notice some head bob as it hasn't developed to reduce _that_ much perception. Your brain can also reduce the perception of headbob through many other mechanisms, some of which can apply to visual media. As Rachel said, it should be a scale so you can adjust for your own gait, as ghost-gliding absolutely feels unnatural and immersion-breaking... to a point, until you adapt to that as well, just like a game with extreme bobbing.

  • @RandomBrick13
    @RandomBrick13 5 років тому +5

    2:02 The sheer _danger_ I feel in this sequence got my heart pumping

  • @Abigail-hu5wf
    @Abigail-hu5wf 4 роки тому

    Clayton, never stop making videos :) I love your take on stuff, it's amazing!

  • @jellyjeffrey7350
    @jellyjeffrey7350 5 років тому +30

    I don’t mean to be a stickler, but in Gone Home, the player character Katie’s sexuality is never revealed. Her sister, Lonnie, is explicitly a lesbian. I assume the boots have something to do with the backpacking trip through Europe she had just completed upon the game’s opening and not her sexuality. But, hey, I don’t know. Katie could be a lesbian too.

  • @thornprick2645
    @thornprick2645 5 років тому +1

    This is a really good video. I saved it onto both my "Good" and "Fun" UA-cam playlists. Because it's both of those things and I want to watch it again sometime.

  • @Quroe_
    @Quroe_ 5 років тому +5

    "This is a story about a man named Stanley.
    Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
    Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
    Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
    This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending,
    Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
    And Stanley was happy."
    *-The Stanley Parable*

    • @djhakase
      @djhakase 5 років тому +1

      Garbage comment. Not enough Raphael.

  • @edwardnygma8533
    @edwardnygma8533 5 років тому +8

    The fact that the walking and the body of the main character were spoilers is wild to me.
    Whatever it is, I've got to play this game now.

    • @manwhat7156
      @manwhat7156 5 років тому +1

      i don't really think it's a spoiler; mostly it just creates a suspicion that's confirmed halfway in
      real good walkin sim though

    • @edwardnygma8533
      @edwardnygma8533 5 років тому +1

      @@manwhat7156 I mean I may have to rewatch this video but I was under the impression that we concluded that this WASN'T a good walking simulator.

    • @freindmaker4473
      @freindmaker4473 4 роки тому +2

      @@edwardnygma8533 its an insanely great story

  • @moleculegirl
    @moleculegirl 5 років тому +36

    Hmm I need a simulation of stretching my leg muscles

  • @charlieh4607
    @charlieh4607 5 років тому

    i adore how unabashedly in-depth this video is. thank u clayton for doing it again

  • @sylghouls
    @sylghouls 5 років тому +38

    6:27 me in every gym class I ever took

  • @golden_starlight_
    @golden_starlight_ 4 роки тому +1

    i am so happy to have both Clayton studying how to walk in videogames and Brian demonstrateting. it's just so chaotic

  • @personperson1604
    @personperson1604 5 років тому +16

    i love how serious and matter of fact this video about walking simulators is

  • @killjoymcquire6340
    @killjoymcquire6340 4 роки тому +2

    This is the most important video on UA-cam right now.

  • @labramusic
    @labramusic 5 років тому +6

    This was such an elaborate and sick burn, I love it.

  • @ethanveach8451
    @ethanveach8451 5 років тому +15

    "Walking is just calculated falling."
    Abraham Lincoln

  • @starsandsupernovas
    @starsandsupernovas 5 років тому +35

    "Let me see them feet." -Clayton, 2020

  • @SionTheSh33p
    @SionTheSh33p 5 років тому +1

    Loved everything about this, please can we get more of this sweet Clayton Content soon please!

  • @josepholiveira2873
    @josepholiveira2873 5 років тому +26

    4:02 Gamers getting angry about a gay main character in 2013? Boy, I'm glad things have gotten better in the intervening 7 years! ...Eep.

  • @thejurassicchicken1445
    @thejurassicchicken1445 3 роки тому +1

    I searched this up as a joke
    I had no idea this was an actual serious genre

  • @Leah-xh1rc
    @Leah-xh1rc 5 років тому +31

    Polygon: low key foot kink channel, games.

  • @bloomingallium
    @bloomingallium 5 років тому +1

    The entire Polygon team is such a blessing on this earth

  • @blinkfilms1
    @blinkfilms1 5 років тому +24

    The teens is the greatest name for the decade

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos 5 років тому +7

      I love it, too. It implies 2010-2020 we were going through puberty as a world, which I feel is very accurate.
      It also implies 2000-2010 were pre-teens, which also feels very very accurate (and is better to say than the "aughts" or whatever else people come up with).

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому

      I just say the twenty tens because thats how we generally refer to decades, and the teens implies only 2013-2019. The real problem is that we have to say the 2000s to mean 2000-2009 because people don't know what you mean when you say the aughts. Hopefully by the time 2100 comes around the English language will have established a better word to describe this period bc i think saying the twenty-one hundreds will be even worse

  • @Fry_Guy
    @Fry_Guy 5 років тому +8

    Don't walk past this delightful video!

  • @imperialguard451
    @imperialguard451 5 років тому +9

    8:23 my thoughts were just “i see nothing wrong why would you need a spoiler warning... oh wait yeah ok.”

    • @czardeaner7713
      @czardeaner7713 5 років тому

      Do me a solid and explain the spoilers to a game that I'll never play. I'm dying of curiousity; is it the wedding ring?

    • @FeaturingLil
      @FeaturingLil 5 років тому +5

      @@czardeaner7713 i think the spoiler is that she has a baby bump - its revealed at the end shes pregnant :)

  • @dominateeye
    @dominateeye 5 років тому +1

    Brian David Gilbert: Safety Fan, Bureaucratic Wunderkind, and Walking Person

  • @yayababatoto
    @yayababatoto 5 років тому +45

    The 2010s. There.

    • @d0gbug
      @d0gbug 5 років тому +4

      Clunky and to long

    • @zachc1164
      @zachc1164 5 років тому +2

      @@d0gbug it's 2 words?

  • @thepeacefish
    @thepeacefish 5 років тому +3

    "Let's get Brian to do the walking demonstration"
    You knew what we needed

  • @TheArborTree
    @TheArborTree 5 років тому +8

    I wish you’d said “unshod” instead of “noneshoes”. Only chance you will ever get to use such a lovely jargon word in a video about walking.

  • @StupidPoetry
    @StupidPoetry 5 років тому

    I don't know what I'm more excited about: new Clayton content, the topic of this video, or this cool funky shirt that Clayton has and I, tragically, don't.

  • @artleitch
    @artleitch 5 років тому +31

    2:00 Me, walking into work

  • @bowtiefox
    @bowtiefox 5 років тому +1

    I just define a walking sim as a game that focuses on narrative that is uncovered purely by walking through an environment and interacting with objects. These are usually open world to at least a degree.
    The story & environment is front and centre.
    They are first person and feel like a story book.

  • @gomjabbar6246
    @gomjabbar6246 5 років тому +4

    How could Clayton forget that with AR games, we can play the most accurate simulation of all: actually walking

  • @vasil3ubr33
    @vasil3ubr33 5 років тому +1

    I can't really afford the games and don't have any free time for them, but now I just really wanna walk in some of those games, THANK YOU CLAYTON FOR MAKING ME EXCITED ABOUT VIDEO GAME WALKING! (No but really, it was really fun and informative, thank you)

  • @neufelb
    @neufelb 5 років тому +6

    This video taught me how to stand still

  • @fortwas
    @fortwas 5 років тому +1

    This video was legit so good. This is my kind of content, and I love Clayton 💕

  • @kindoflinc
    @kindoflinc 5 років тому +7

    Clayton be my middle school science teacher challenge

  • @shippnets5758
    @shippnets5758 5 років тому +4

    Glad I'm not the only one who gets overly excited when ever my character has feet.

  • @themanthemoththelegend8685
    @themanthemoththelegend8685 4 роки тому +9

    4:48 She's a lesbian. She's either wearing timbs or doc martens. - Sincerely, yet another lesbian.

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 5 років тому

    I am one minute thirty seconds into what I already know is one of my favorite videos from Polygon because I have thought about this exact thing in this exact way many times. Thank you for doing the hard work of breaking this down and researching with citations.

  • @alsobununu8402
    @alsobununu8402 5 років тому +4

    How did you do a walking simulator video without the Stanley parable?

  • @TheOneKidInTheCorner
    @TheOneKidInTheCorner 5 років тому +1

    This is exactly the sort of video game rankings the world needs right now. Thanks, Polygon.

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 5 років тому +4

    Oh how quickly we forget the TRUE walking simulators: QWOP and Manual Samuel

  • @joli1320
    @joli1320 5 років тому +1

    I love when we get to see Clayton's face! I wasn't expecting to listen to him talk about The Art of Walking for 13 minutes but I'm certainly not complaining.

  • @ChesireHeart
    @ChesireHeart 5 років тому +19

    i remember getting in an argument with a friend of mine when Walking Sims started to show up. It felt stupid cuz he was one of the ppl who went "if you cant kill someone with a gun, whats the point?" these game are filled with stories, theyre interesting. Night In The Woods specifically connected with me and so many others in such a huge way. just not in the way some gamer dude can jerk off to their killing fantasies

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 4 роки тому +2

      It's so wild that people are like 'this genre of game is bad!!' like no, it's just not to your taste. PVP games make me anxious but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy fortnite u dingus

    • @habama1077
      @habama1077 4 роки тому

      I'm of the opinion that while walking sims are a digital art form, they aren't games. I don't consider tech demos games either, but they are very similar.
      They have every artistic aspect of a game (story, a visual style, an environment, effects, music, sound design, etc.) But they lack the one thing that makes a game... well, a game, requiring minimal interaction between the player and the environment.
      Doesn't lower their value in my eyes as they are what they are. I'm really just arguing semantics here, but still, I don't think they are game games.
      Edit: of course I only mean this for the ones that don't really offer anything besides exploration and looking at things in terms of gameplay.

    • @ravenfrancis1476
      @ravenfrancis1476 4 роки тому

      @@habama1077 The thing is though a lot of walking sims offer way more than just walking through an environment. Some are about puzzle solving, some are about surviving, some are about collecting items to learn more about the world. Besides, I'd consider walking around in the world interaction with it.

    • @habama1077
      @habama1077 4 роки тому

      @@ravenfrancis1476 if there are legitimate puzzles and other things (not reading a note at point A and going to point B) in it it's not a walking sim anymore. It's a puzzle game after that.
      Walking is an interaction, but it is the most basic form of it imaginable.

    • @ravenfrancis1476
      @ravenfrancis1476 4 роки тому

      Bálint Habzda Nah, picking up an item still counts as gameplay

  • @willberman1562
    @willberman1562 4 роки тому

    I need more Clayton content, his videos are so calming