Chinese Tour Guide Is Undercover FBI Agent - Woody Fu

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @CharactersWelcome
    @CharactersWelcome  3 місяці тому +5

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  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 4 роки тому +10751

    I would watch a whole godsdamn movie about FBI special agent Chang

    • @Michael_______
      @Michael_______ 4 роки тому +58

      Me too

    • @harleybaker4684
      @harleybaker4684 4 роки тому +211

      Agreed! And parodowski as the straight man.

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 4 роки тому +30

      same! great concept n execution!

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 4 роки тому +21

      Take my money! I want this now!!!

    • @DayOldMeat
      @DayOldMeat 4 роки тому +130

      @@harleybaker4684 There's a twist when Parodowski has to go undercover as an orthodox rabbi, but hasn't been to synagogue since he was a boy.

  • @juanpablorobayo9891
    @juanpablorobayo9891 4 роки тому +5529

    Special Agent Cheng makes me feel secure. God Bless America

    • @herohalv4543
      @herohalv4543 4 роки тому +21

      o7

    • @why4559
      @why4559 2 роки тому +17

      Honestly, same tho. In a weird, warm, quite comforting way

  • @leahe4127
    @leahe4127 4 роки тому +5843

    "Freeze, FBI! I lied in the song."

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 3 роки тому +1342

    As a Chinese guy, I can confirm that his Mandarin is spot on, and this is stereotypical as all hell, but it's also damn hilarious.

    • @houndandhandbag
      @houndandhandbag 2 роки тому +49

      I can only be very thankful I wasn't drinking anything when he came out in the lion dance costume.

    • @zeecaptain42
      @zeecaptain42 2 роки тому +9

      What is he saying the first time he leaves the group? :-D

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 2 роки тому +39

      @@zeecaptain42 "Everybody together now! Quickly, quickly!"

    • @youngwang97
      @youngwang97 Рік тому +11

      The spit is way too accurate. I swear every Chinese uncle took a university course on how to spit like that

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 4 роки тому +4200

    He literally said "Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're white"

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 роки тому +36

      Yes, that is the joke, thank you for noticing.

    • @snek8421
      @snek8421 3 роки тому +13

      he did not literally say that

    • @ranga274
      @ranga274 3 роки тому +6

      Based

    • @BrutalCarnage
      @BrutalCarnage 3 роки тому +16

      It's okay to make fun of white people because you can't possibly offend or look down at white people so it can't be racist or even remotely offensive.
      But if he had said the same thing about black people, that would obviously be more offensive and racist because it's much more easier and realistic to make fun of black people and they WILL be offended, of course they would.
      That's why you can't be racist to white people because only they can realistically think they are better than others and it be offensive. An Asian or a black person can't possibly offend or think they are better than white people, which is why it's okay for them to make fun.
      /S

    • @BrutalCarnage
      @BrutalCarnage 3 роки тому +3

      @violet lol u clearly read it by your response. If you truly didn't care, why would u waste your time telling someone you didn't care. If you didn't move on mate XDXD

  • @lassmallieber7569
    @lassmallieber7569 4 роки тому +5237

    This is one of the best ones on this channel
    The way he switches flawlessly between tour guide and FBI agent got me rolling

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 4 роки тому +1137

    The use of Secret Agent Man at the end was genius. Not only is it obviously titled Secret Agent Man, but it's commonly misheard as Secret Asian Man. Brilliant

    • @mybigyear
      @mybigyear 3 роки тому +4

      Gee thank for spelling that out for us

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 3 роки тому +66

      @@mybigyear shut up man I didn't know the song. This was very helpful to me.

    • @alfredoaran3372
      @alfredoaran3372 3 роки тому +12

      @@oranplan1630 x2

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 18 годин тому

      I literally thought it was secret Asian man. Fooled yet again.

  • @Michael_______
    @Michael_______ 4 роки тому +2290

    I'm ready to see this character in his own feature film.

  • @benjesterw
    @benjesterw 4 роки тому +890

    He was really good a operating, that probably real expensive, lion costume. holy shit

  • @timothytam1981
    @timothytam1981 4 роки тому +5023

    "In a low key disguise."
    What is he gonna come out as a Chinese new year lion dancer or something ?
    *comes out as lion dancer*
    I... hate/love... this.

    • @Zikomo7
      @Zikomo7 4 роки тому +65

      I thought he'd come out with a funny hat or something. I didn't thing it'd be a lion lololol

  • @kerianpearson9796
    @kerianpearson9796 4 роки тому +878

    The slideshow is obviously the best joke of all.

  • @Ai-yahUdingus
    @Ai-yahUdingus 4 роки тому +1491

    These skits have the same energy as this halloween competition in Japan called mundane costumes

    • @herzen9857
      @herzen9857 4 роки тому +101

      I just looked this up and i can't believe i didn't know about this sooner. I would 100% show up as a student that forgot their bag at home and is now contemplating their life choices

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 3 роки тому +9

      Thanks for letting me know this is a thing!

    • @BingQilin
      @BingQilin 3 роки тому +12

      I'd be "zookeeper who works with pandas"

  • @jennifermckay5585
    @jennifermckay5585 4 роки тому +2101

    He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that.

    • @QuantumObzezzed
      @QuantumObzezzed 4 роки тому +14

      Good tenuous and obscure Simpsons reference

    • @sorv_gvl
      @sorv_gvl 4 роки тому +2

      Prince Hans

    • @avia635
      @avia635 4 роки тому +2

      @N. Am felt that last one though

    • @cozy_comet2626
      @cozy_comet2626 4 роки тому +3

      @ every disney villian ever

    • @MrHamboneBro
      @MrHamboneBro 4 роки тому +2

      Everything sounds nicer when you sing ua-cam.com/video/jQnmQuK_SNQ/v-deo.html

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon 4 роки тому +408

    The part at the end about how you made the presentation because the costume had to be used for cultural education was the best part.

  • @naome3904
    @naome3904 4 роки тому +3616

    please tell me this is based off of people mishearing the song as “secret asian man”

  • @austindahu
    @austindahu 4 роки тому +555

    Your phone call voice being louder is spot on.

  • @nomz3621
    @nomz3621 3 роки тому +2482

    As a Chinese person it was really nice that the guy playing the Chinese FBI agent was actually Chinese. Like not just because it would probably be extremely inappropriate otherwise, but it's mostly because he's actually speaking Chinese and some of the stereotypes are things Chinese people notice in others as well.

    • @BrutalCarnage
      @BrutalCarnage 3 роки тому +92

      Ikr! They should always do this! I saw a vid with a white guy who wasn't French acting french and joking about french stereotypes, even though he wasn't French

    • @erickmejia4602
      @erickmejia4602 3 роки тому +3

      How do you know he was Chinese?

    • @nomz3621
      @nomz3621 3 роки тому +52

      @@erickmejia4602 last name

    • @erickmejia4602
      @erickmejia4602 3 роки тому +5

      @@nomz3621 oh true

    • @dancershan
      @dancershan 3 роки тому +10

      Gao Shan Qing was legit !

  • @hojichaitea
    @hojichaitea 4 роки тому +752

    I screamed when he came out in the lion dance costume

  • @river4267
    @river4267 4 роки тому +674

    When he spit on the ground, I was like “oh, this is pretty accurate.” lmao

  • @Aasenzeng
    @Aasenzeng 4 роки тому +346

    He's Chinese right? I mean his pronunciation is impeccable. Love my Chinese brother out there LOL

    • @taliaroses
      @taliaroses 4 роки тому +59

      He is, I’m pretty sure he mentioned that he has family from Wuhan in his Coronavirus Musical sketch.

    • @thomasbarker2888
      @thomasbarker2888 3 роки тому +19

      If he isn't this would be pretty racist.

    • @Trathaal
      @Trathaal 3 роки тому +27

      No he’s clearly Jamaican

    • @Vsor
      @Vsor 2 роки тому +11

      His english is also perfect. He probably grew up in a mandarin speaking household in the us.

    • @intensestare5027
      @intensestare5027 Рік тому +3

      ​@Trathaal this is funny because there is actually a very prominent chinese jamaican population

  • @valerievedette9542
    @valerievedette9542 4 роки тому +34

    ”Freeze you son of a bitch it’s the FBI. I lied in the song.” Fucking had me W H E E Z I N G

  • @jamesczhang
    @jamesczhang 4 роки тому +1535

    "It's the guy in the picture who's white and looks very uncomfortable"
    So pretty much all my white friends whenever I joke about Asian stereotypes. Damn, I didn't know there was a jade stone theft/trafficking ring and that all my white friends were in the syndicate.

    • @kimd7835
      @kimd7835 3 роки тому +22

      I think it also describes most of the audience that was just in that selfie, lol.

  • @ariqui6489
    @ariqui6489 4 роки тому +997

    THIS GUY IS FREAKING HILARIOUS

    • @williamkim8866
      @williamkim8866 4 роки тому +8

      616 likes and no replies, so uh, just wanted to say:
      Agree.

    • @wheatstack5018
      @wheatstack5018 4 роки тому +3

      671 likes and 1 reply, so uh, just wanted to say:
      Agree.

    • @toasterstrudles642
      @toasterstrudles642 4 роки тому +2

      758 likes and 2 replies, so uh, just wanted to say: Agree

  • @hellogoditsmesara3569
    @hellogoditsmesara3569 4 роки тому +949

    Okay but actually being a stereotype is probably the best way to blend in to a white person

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +7

      True

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 3 роки тому +12

      Gonna try this

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 3 роки тому +4

      doesn't work, when it's actually true then they'll be putting the wrong stereotypes on. Know this from experience, specifically the white perspective.

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 Рік тому +12

      @@lanceelliott2504 You wouldn't happen to be an... FBI agent in disguise... would you?

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 Рік тому +13

      @@oranplan1630 no just a black person

  • @wehavemagnums
    @wehavemagnums 4 роки тому +71

    I love the fact that the costume rental informed the entire ending. Brilliant organic shit.

  • @lazychuckproductions
    @lazychuckproductions 4 роки тому +158

    Just imagine the movie
    Agent Cheng: The Capture of the Jade Thief.
    The skit is the climax but the opening takes place in several European countries where the Chinese exhibits are being targeted by extremist groups. While Jackie Chan is a Interpol agent.

  • @mikei6605
    @mikei6605 4 роки тому +168

    Love how the audience said happy china lol

  • @sarasthoughts
    @sarasthoughts 4 роки тому +309

    "I lied in the song!" I'M H O W L I N G

  • @neilio05
    @neilio05 4 роки тому +196

    This guy has literally the best sense of humor. He should be on tv

  • @stellarpie3722
    @stellarpie3722 4 роки тому +2057

    I PRAYED he wouldn't come out in a kimono, but I was ASCENDED!

    • @trash.justtrash177
      @trash.justtrash177 4 роки тому +87

      Stellar Pie isn’t kimonos Japanese?

    • @stellarpie3722
      @stellarpie3722 4 роки тому +17

      @@trash.justtrash177 Yeah, but they're like distant cousins in influence and style between both cultures, so one and the same.

    • @boopy6430
      @boopy6430 4 роки тому +94

      I have literally never heard anyone call our traditional dress a kimono before. Not too sure how I feel about it.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +92

      @@stellarpie3722 "so one and the same"
      Jesus christ, the sheer ignorance on display...

    • @itsojuice9221
      @itsojuice9221 4 роки тому +72

      Stellar Pie there are certainly similarities between chinese and japanese culture, however they’re all leagues apart as well. simply calling asian nations “one in the same” is pretty ignorant and lowkey racist, am i’m saying this as an asian myself :/// idk maybe u need to look into history urself if ur seriously calling traditional chinese robes kimonos bc they both share distinct differences.

  • @dorkinabubble7772
    @dorkinabubble7772 3 роки тому +32

    Does the cultural education bit at the end make me smile? Yes, very much!

  • @cheesy713
    @cheesy713 Рік тому +22

    I cannot believe how much I was genuinely hitting my knees with this skit. Absolutely hilarious premise.
    I don't know, but the idea of someone using their own culture's stereotypes to their advantage and loving it is just plain funny to me.

  • @pootispencer9765
    @pootispencer9765 4 роки тому +654

    I'm not even there and i wanna clap

  • @wim1wam
    @wim1wam 4 роки тому +44

    The funny thing there is a very big population of Asian people in Jamaica, So he would be ready

  • @YanosProductions
    @YanosProductions 4 роки тому +232

    There’s always that one loud ass guy that laughs at every joke

  • @halfchiangel88
    @halfchiangel88 4 роки тому +112

    This was amazing, I can't believe I didn't expect the lion costume

  • @mgrah3723
    @mgrah3723 3 роки тому +43

    Having lived in china for 2 years, his impersonation is fucking spot on when it came to the spitting.

  • @Sclasspsycho
    @Sclasspsycho 4 роки тому +351

    "I lied in the song!" XD

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 роки тому +6

      The bastard! The stereotypes were one thing, but lying in a song? The ends do not always justify the means, Cheng!

  • @unusualspectacular2532
    @unusualspectacular2532 4 роки тому +254

    I lied in the song 😂

  • @cindychang1161
    @cindychang1161 4 роки тому +55

    OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE 🤣 great Mandarin btw! Love that you can switch back and forth.

    • @taliaroses
      @taliaroses 4 роки тому +5

      I’m pretty sure he mentioned that his family is from Wuhan in another sketch!

  • @novikovPrinciple
    @novikovPrinciple 4 роки тому +72

    And they told me Rush Hour 4 was never gonna happen...

  • @alisonzzz8777
    @alisonzzz8777 4 роки тому +418

    this is so underrated lmao- definitely deserved a better crowd!

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 4 роки тому +48

    I would pay straight up money to see a whole skit film of this.

  • @jamesamala7371
    @jamesamala7371 4 роки тому +100

    GIVE THIS MAN OSCAR

  • @SatansFire
    @SatansFire 4 роки тому +175

    When he put on the wig there is no way when he was writing this he didnt consider saying "I'm on it mon'" only to realize he'd be a hypocrite

  • @thisuserisawkward
    @thisuserisawkward 4 роки тому +158

    So so UNDERRATED

  • @starblaze5813
    @starblaze5813 4 роки тому +32

    Makes me reminiscent of when Jake Peralta went undercover as a pamphlet-giver for the environment.

  • @suckit1335
    @suckit1335 4 роки тому +27

    Special Agent Cheng really out their risking his Twitter rep to make this country safer😤

  • @CarNumber9
    @CarNumber9 4 роки тому +68

    Very good, very good, number 1, very valuable video

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 10 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit, I love this so much, I’ve taken Mandarin for 10+ years and I genuinely remember parts of this skit for help with tone marks and pronunciation 😭😭😭

  • @failurenoodle
    @failurenoodle 4 роки тому +38

    he actually looks like tour guides i see in china and it gives me ptsd

  • @smolneso
    @smolneso 4 роки тому +150

    The 阿里山的姑娘 song, haven't heard it since I was a kid 😂👌👌

    • @luf.7648
      @luf.7648 4 роки тому +8

      @Max Crow "Girl from Ali mountain (a mountain in Taiwan)", aka "高山青" (High mountain green). It's a Taiwanese song, most popular version is probably the one by Teresa Teng. The beginning (what he's singing in the video) goes: "The high mountain is green, the creek water is blue". The song is actually about a Taiwanese indigenous girl and in many versions of this song only parts of the lyrics are in Chinese while the rest are in one of the languages of the Taiwanese indigenous people (don't know which one though).

  • @Koubles
    @Koubles 4 роки тому +50

    Secret asian man. Very funny skit, that was great! XD

  • @nopenope7937
    @nopenope7937 3 роки тому +7

    the I lied in the song part was absolute gold! It was something I totally expected but also got me shook. There's a certain beauty to that.

  • @ilovecodemonkeys
    @ilovecodemonkeys 4 роки тому +19

    My man was a Jamaican this whole time. Who knew?!

  • @SoWhyAgain
    @SoWhyAgain 4 роки тому +18

    ok the tokidoki bag is SO SPOT ON

  • @supremepancakes4388
    @supremepancakes4388 4 роки тому +35

    HE IS SO GOOD

  • @frankteng
    @frankteng 4 роки тому +13

    0:35 I died, as a Chinese this is too true.

  • @iamacoffeemonster
    @iamacoffeemonster 4 роки тому +65

    this is brilliant omg

  • @snug_as_a_bug
    @snug_as_a_bug 4 роки тому +19

    glad to hear the "AHAHAHAHAHAHA" guy is back

  • @veganarchistcommunist3051
    @veganarchistcommunist3051 3 роки тому +7

    "Freeze you son of a bitch. I lied in the song." That's how they always get you.

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 4 роки тому +14

    It’s so noticeable it’s not suspicious

  • @houndandhandbag
    @houndandhandbag 3 роки тому +4

    I love this! Woody, this was fantastic. And the lion dance with the song was hilarious!

  • @rokstargirl123
    @rokstargirl123 3 роки тому +4

    Omg I'm CRYING this is so funny! 🤣 My aunties go on tour groups exactly like this hahaha

  • @jasminenguyen8300
    @jasminenguyen8300 4 роки тому +5

    you should do this skit in front of an all-asian crowd it’s fucking hilarious and would kill at an asian party

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 3 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious and I was educated thank you!

  • @_cindi_reads_
    @_cindi_reads_ 4 роки тому +4

    There’s so much imagery in this it’s like I’m there

  • @paigeepler
    @paigeepler 2 місяці тому +1

    This is my favorite sketch on this channel

  • @p.azzazm
    @p.azzazm 4 роки тому +42

    "No offence, you're a white guy. I don't care what you think"
    me at everyone at school

    • @fawndoll190
      @fawndoll190 4 роки тому +6

      Emma McKenzie no offense you look white as hell

  • @X3TenshiNoChu
    @X3TenshiNoChu 4 роки тому +3

    This was so good! One of best I had seen!!!

  • @Ai-yahUdingus
    @Ai-yahUdingus 4 роки тому +40

    dat slideshow tho

  • @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw
    @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw 2 роки тому +1

    Love the ending, I feel very educated

  • @SethWatersVlogs
    @SethWatersVlogs 4 роки тому +4

    Singing 高山青 was amazing. This is amazing.

  • @TheBigred138
    @TheBigred138 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden 4 роки тому +1

    He is already one of my favorite actors on this channel. I love what he creates.

  • @cliftonchiang353
    @cliftonchiang353 3 роки тому +3

    All the dislikes are jade thieves...

  • @percllee
    @percllee 4 роки тому +15

    "Chinese tour guide"
    Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @coleyblossoms1051
    @coleyblossoms1051 4 роки тому +6

    I'M NOT EVEN ONE SECOND INTO THE VIDEO AND I'M CACKLING LIKE AN OLD HAG

  • @karan.kk.h
    @karan.kk.h 4 роки тому +3

    The slideshow made this 100% better oml

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 4 роки тому +3

    "I lied in the song." Lost it.

  • @kikithepupper6774
    @kikithepupper6774 3 роки тому +4

    Go asian fbi agents, go! I laughed so much watching this as an asian american lol

  • @TinPrince
    @TinPrince 4 роки тому +6

    The slideshow put this at god-tier status

  • @Liss3245
    @Liss3245 4 роки тому

    1:15 the person that just screams there is amazing and I love them

  • @narcisramic4000
    @narcisramic4000 4 роки тому +4

    Every part of this was hilarious

  • @FaintJoeyMisc
    @FaintJoeyMisc 4 роки тому +12

    He looks like a asian will Smith

  • @Thea-rp5gt
    @Thea-rp5gt Рік тому +1

    THE SPITTING HAD ME CACKLING, ITS MY MOM TO A T

  • @Yobnana
    @Yobnana 3 роки тому

    Ask not what you can do for racism but what racism can do for you

  • @sarasthoughts
    @sarasthoughts 4 роки тому +4

    I'm screaming he's amazing

  • @nathanwise1608
    @nathanwise1608 2 роки тому +1

    Once again, Special Agent Cheng has won the day for the forces of justice!
    Tune in next time for his exciting adventure in Jamaica: “Bloody Mahn-day!”

  • @renshi101
    @renshi101 Місяць тому +1

    The way I died of laughter when 舞龍舞獅came out 😭😭

  • @jacks5369
    @jacks5369 4 роки тому

    People like Chang is what keep us safe god bless America

  • @danieldeelite
    @danieldeelite 3 роки тому

    Over the top.is always the right level of subtlety

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv Рік тому +1

    My favorite part other than the whole performance is how at random points it almost sounds likes he's starting to do an Italian accent.

  • @Osmostrix
    @Osmostrix 3 роки тому

    Yo! He put actuall agents in the show. Nice!

  • @howdyfolks5134
    @howdyfolks5134 4 роки тому +2

    This was fkin GOLD !

  • @Ipomoea_Alba
    @Ipomoea_Alba Рік тому +1

    My parents each have a black vest like that and im pretty sure they’re older than me

  • @amedina2133
    @amedina2133 3 роки тому +1

    not gonna lie, i thought this was going to be a ted talk

  • @rowdeo8968
    @rowdeo8968 4 роки тому

    Short and sweet very very good.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 2 роки тому +26

    idk why but this reminds me of when my brother went on a tour and there happened to be a lot of Chinese people there who didn't speak English. So my brother just translated everything the tour guide said and after the tour they all tipped him instead of the tour guide lol